Characters' Reactions to the Dragonborn’s Race in Skyrim

[@JalapenoMayo]

Hadvar and the Captain 0:00 - Argonian 0:40 - Breton 0:59 - Dark Elf 1:20 - High Elf 1:46 - Imperial 2:15 - Khajiit 2:39 - Nord 3:10 - Orc 3:30 - Redguard 3:54 - Wood Elf Gianna 4:10 - Argonian 4:56 - Breton 5:07 - Dark Elf 5:18 - High Elf 5:30 - Imperial 5:45 - Khajiit 5:52 - Nord 6:05 - Orc 6:18 - Redguard 6:30 - Wood Elf Melka 6:43 - Argonian 7:15 - Breton 4:40 - Dark Elf, High Elf, Imperial, Nord, Redguard and Wood Elf all have the same dialogue. 7:48 - Orc 7:54 - Khajiit I might have gotten some time stamps a little wrong, so tell me if I did. :)

[@Sharkakaka]

Melka just recognizes the breton, funny how she got it right... 4:40 - 7:15

[@TacticalMiscalculation6586]

with Melka the Dark Elf, High Elf, Nord etc. is at 7:30. not 4:40 (I just want to point it out if I sound rude or something I apologise )

[@JalapenoMayo]

@@TacticalMiscalculation6586 just noticed that lol, thanks!

[@deankaraniya7422]

@@JalapenoMayo Then why haven't you edited it?

[@nameunknown12]

The Breton time stamp is a little off, it should be at 0:35

[@nekotfarmer]

Captain: "Next, the lizard!" Alduin: "I'm fuckin coming!"

[@StonksNZ]

and as you commented that, a whole bunch of context left the comment section.

[@antoniommx5724]

😂

[@gearsecondo4161]

Bruh 💀💀

[@dalken_isthun]

I wheezed. XD

[@Razor2142able]

by the time when alduin roars, i thought; I guess she never thought of that kind of "Lizard"

[@gamonwillsaveus]

The captain is fair to everyone. She hates all prisoners equally.

[@UteChewb]

Her strong trait is Consistency.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

The only thing she loves is the block

[@lewisvargrson]

Especially the innocent ones, the ones who's only crime was wanting to get back home so he could give his niece one of those high quality teddy bears from Cyrodiil. That is my story and I'm sticking to it.

[@JSone4Design]

As equally as she hates lists. Ralof was way off on that one.

[@grub7470]

That is the exact equivilent to "no lives matter, you're all assholes."

[@cirnya7832]

Captain: Next, the lizard! *Alduin roars at distance*

[@chadnorris8257]

And he took that personally.

[@Lady_Grave]

first time i heard that sentence i was very tempted to go with the stormcloaks just to kill her

[@8-ball350]

COMMING!!!!!

[@Enderlinkpawnu]

Captain: “wait not that lizard!”

[@michaelgunnels9694]

Alduin: you called

[@MichaelDavis-mk4me]

"Holy crap, it's the Emperor himself, he's not on the list!" "Forget the list, he goes to the block."

[@jonquilgemstone]

Emperor: "...I'm simultaneously impressed and concerned by your diligence, Captain."

[@LABWAZHERE]

Captain he's not on the list what do we do Forget the list, he goes to the block by your orders captain, i am sorry my lord i will make sure your remains are returned to Cyrodiil the emperor: -_- what?

[@wickedmagician529]

Hadvar: "By your orders, Captain. I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to the Imperial City." Captain: "Next! The Emperor of Tamriel!"

[@Karlonstark]

@@wickedmagician529 And Ulfric is just standing there like “so… does this mean I win?” 😂

[@jamesk5541]

Hadvar: "Captain your not on the list " Captain: "forget the list I go to the block "

[@tdoyr]

“Next, the nord in the rags!” All the 38 nords in rags within a 10 ft radius of you:

[@amogernebula3983]

they're in Stormcloak uniforms

[@Wand079]

​@@amogernebula3983exactly, stormcloaks rags lol

[@penguinmaster7]

ralof: empire loves their damn lists captain: *forget the list*

[@sarahbirdnerd]

Lmao, good catch 😆

[@JHMninja89]

Captain is a nord

[@Sauce_Sensei]

JHMninja89 definitely an imperial bro, hadvar is a nord

[@n-s-a7113]

Ew furry The only furries I accept are khajiits

[@penguinmaster7]

@@n-s-a7113 how do you know im not a very orange one?

[@anut8733]

"Next the lizard!" Alduin: "And I took that personally"

[@timesthree5757]

Lizard is our word!

[@wortwort2198]

400

[@Xani13]

Akatosh: *To Alduin* "Dragon! Not Lizard! We don't do that tongue thing!"

[@OnlyCrestfallen.]

Argonian called his brothern lmao

[@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat]

@user-bj4zo5gw4g it's the most dragon looking race, why wouldn't the dragonborn be one?

[@LadyCoyKoi]

Let us all take a moment and be impressed by Hadvars' knowledge of every race in Tamriel. The guy is worldly cultured and knowledgeable.

[@Pseudoaquanaut]

And yet he doesn’t understand how being Dragonborn works.

[@GabbyJFS_02]

“Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?”

[@CS_Mango]

@@Pseudoaquanaut to be fair you can't really gather knowledge about dragonborn that easily

[@larsspargur97]

@@Pseudoaquanaut The legend of the Dragonborn was widely seen as just legend, people didn’t even think dragons were real. He probably didn’t view it as worth learning about, while knowage of his world history and geography would actually benefit him.

[@drpavel_]

He's basically saying "Chinese? We'll make sure your remains are returned to Asia"

[@Lunaboops]

Hadvar's knowledge of the races, and the decency to want to send their remains to the right province is honestly pretty commendable

[@MrJennety]

One of the best parts is when you play a dunmer and assist Golldir at Hillgrunds Tomb, he'll go off talking about the mage using his evil Dark Elf Necromancy, and say "... No offense." That shit actually made me laugh out loud

[@Stratelier]

One of my blink-and-miss-it favorites is when the Dark Brotherhood tasks you with killing Ma'randru-jo. If you are playing a Khajiit, the option to insult/provoke him has unique flavor text ("You are a disgrace to our race! I spit on your fur!") instead of being generic.

[@cjt354]

Especially funny if you're playing a necromancer.

[@Ephraim225]

I thought Dark Elves hated necromancy. This guy must be ignorant af.

[@AffectionateAnglerfish-ug1vr]

​@Ephraim225 dark elfs don't hate necromancy but they would never use it on a dark elf but since they View the other races as less then themselves they use necromancy on the other races

[@charizardfan1017]

​@@AffectionateAnglerfish-ug1vr Actually, a note inside a book detailing Dunmer views on Necromancy says that ever since the books publication, Dunmer views have changed enough to where they view Necromancy on any sapient race to be a crime against society

[@NeuronActivation]

I liked the part where the captain forgets the list, and sends you to the block

[@raymondjackson1138]

I like joining Brelof to escape Helgen just so I can kill the captain in revenge

[@Claysouls]

I'm always happy to kill the captain, doesn't even know my name or if I deserve it and has sentenced me to death... for shame.

[@AbG-pk4ti]

"Imperials love their Damn lists" also imperial: Forget the list.

[@TomiKaski]

Really?... my favorite was Hadvar telling me to follow the captain...

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

that captain lowkey attempted murder the moment she said 'forget the list'. if someone isn't scheduled for execution, and you order them be killed anyway, you're a murderer

[@tlidd]

I’m glad Gianna actually has a guess and isn’t surprised by everyone by default

[@shantakidd6230]

I was going to say the same thing. Although I kinda wish she mentioned it with a few more of the races instead of just the red guard

[@RedKincaid]

I was really a fan about her correct inferences when you arrive as an Ork. Shame she'll never know that she was exactly right about the secrecy, except perhaps in my head-canon for what would happen when you do a destroy the Dark Brotherhood playthrough.

[@anubis7457]

@@RedKincaid If you kill the fake emperor through poison she'll be executed as an assumed accomplice. Which makes me sad :(

[@Imeggscelent]

@@anubis7457 plus the root Asstrid gives you is incredibly good for a dope ass poison. I usually just rage the entire room and wait by the exit

[@locustthelorde8225]

This comment had been changed to avoid an embressment of being wrong despite playing the game for a long time

[@jojomizugorou5305]

Character designers: "What accent should Hadvar have?" Todd: *"Yes"*

[@096face3]

weirdly enough? his VA is from Sweden. Technically makes him the most "nordic" voice in Skyrim, considering Michael Gough voices everyone else.

[@spelareNR14]

@@096face3 I am Swedish, and I heard more french than nordic. You can hear him pronounce the r's in a very germanic accent.

[@redwillrise]

@@spelareNR14 maybe he's a skåning. Definitely a weird accent though

[@env3lop]

I always play with a mod that changes his voice actor and completely forgot what he originally sounds like

[@spelareNR14]

@@redwillrise that might explain it.

[@DCBiscuit]

Captain: “Next, the lizard!” Alduin: “Alright, you asked for it.”

[@basedbattledroid3507]

He jumped in their cacc

[@raldbthdar5654]

@@basedbattledroid3507 nice reference

[@DovahkiinKhajiit]

Hadvar after witnessing the Dragonborn customize their race for fifteen minutes straight: I have seen some shit...

[@MyHellaKitty]

It only takes you 15? I think it takes me a half hour. It's usually the hair style and the eye color that hold me up.

[@Ashley-the-fox]

@@MyHellaKitty I just choose the default option and change it later in the thieves guild area

[@highlyopinionated5611]

And then Sheogorath claimed his soul. XD

[@windbeneathmywings4884]

15 minutes? Half an hour? It usually takes me 1 to 2 hours fully tweaking every little thing to perfection lmao

[@MyHellaKitty]

@@windbeneathmywings4884 Well, I've been playing the same character. I just start over, when I'm not happy with something. I'm a pit of a perfectionist. I know exactly how I want my facial features to look like. It always comes down to hairstyle and eye color. I also use a mod that extends the RaceMenu options. This allows me to adjust my hair color, tattoo color and skin color. That usually takes up some time for me. I think it's like putting on make up for me. The more I do it, the faster and easier it goes. I know how like things. I know which hair styles I want. But, I have over 200 hairstyles to go through, before I find my favorite ones.

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

I like how Hadvar says "We'll make sure your remains are returned to [Insert Name Here]" I dunno if it's required that the remains are returned to their country of origin, but I like to think that it's Hadvar trying to be nice and at least show some sympathy and peace when your character was supposed to be beheaded

[@BrightWulph]

I think it's Hadvar just trying to be nice to the PC, but then again during Alduin's attack, he took his time to make sure the PC was escorted safely. Unlike Railof and the other Stormcloaks who used the PC and other scattering towns folk and Imperial soldiers as bait to lure Alduin away. So yeah, Hadvar is certainly one of the nicer NPC's in the game.

[@thebleachbartender1312]

I always wondered how they would have sent their body. Outside of literally freezing it theres not really that much magic that can stop a rotting corpse. And some of the places are way too far to just carry there like Black Marsh or Elsweyr. Thats a lot of effort to carry a bag of bones across the country for a declared criminal. Also, I doubt they would have went especially after dealing with a civil war and who knows if Hadvar could make a call like that.

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

@@thebleachbartender1312 they may cremate bodies and put the remains in burial urns (like the ones found in nord ruins) It would cost a lot to transport bodies across country lines. Creating bodies would probably go better for transporting someone to a far away country, like Elsweyer and stuff. Close countries like Cyrodiil, they may actually send the bodies there

[@jackattack1806]

Some players speculated that he was just lying to make the PC feel better. The Imperials most likely would've put the heads of the Stormcloaks on pikes in Solitude or the Skyrim/Cyrodiil border while Lokir and the PC would've had their bodies thrown in some random ditch outside of Helgen if Alduin didn't show up.

[@daestka5512]

Except for the cat people, there he just says that your remains will be send elsewhere. Lol

[@Lemedrian]

Every time he apologizes hadvar turns french

[@aciddd5232]

Im zorri

[@presidentofchina1496]

French Canadian

[@kingpepper5014]

I can't unhear it

[@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски]

Or Tcherman. Jawohl.

[@thefisherman0074]

Sounds Swedish to me

[@t1mpastrami440]

I couldn't stop laughing when I played as an argonian in a separate save and hadvar said : "Giant spiders, What's next? Giant lizards?"

[@eamonlyons8318]

Had Hadvar says giant snakes(,plus its a harry potter reference)

[@spookyjohn6543]

Hadvar has more personality than most jarls togheter and we barely see him

[@justme0910]

Hadvar is the best! He's so likable I'm not even mad about him being complicit in me almost getting beheaded for no reason.

[@cthonicaidoneus]

Yeah I kinda wished they fleshed him out more as a character beyond like the three minor appearances in the Civil War questline

[@Nekomomoz]

Man I wish he can be married

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

Totally. Ralof and Hadvar should've become followers after you join their cause.

[@maximaldinotrap]

Gianna: It's just, you're an Orc, if only the people in the empire knew Me: Oh Gianna, if only you knew, if only

[@exudeku]

Meanwhile, there is a rotting orc body in a basement...10% its inside the wine barrels

[@johnwayne7437]

The mission couldnt be compromised.

[@adrianbutitsjustapseudonym8681]

I became extremely suspicious, when seeing the lonely, polite orc near the tavern. Well, now he ain't lonely anymore. Wherever those guys go...

[@briancahill9594]

@@exudeku Which leads to those barrels becoming the tastiest wine in all Skyrim lol

[@DargorShepard]

@@exudeku I just tossed him in the pond.

[@Taschip]

When you play as a Bosmer, the owner of the Drunken Huntsman in Whiterun will call you a fellow kinsman. I love Skyrim.

[@synthraofficial5366]

And if you play as a female bosmer, he's super polite about it and constantly flatters you! I wish I could marry that guy.

[@masonarmand8988]

if you play a bosmer or high elf that wood elf you meet in riverwood will call you cousin.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

And if you play as a High Elf and you're doing the main quest mission "Diplomatic Immunity" the Thalmor automatically think you're one of them as soon as you put the robe on, you can pretty much walk around without any suspicion. If you're playing as a Wood Elf or Dark Elf they think you're a bit sus and they might say things like "aren't you a little short for a Justiciar?" (Wood Elves get that reaction a lot) but if you keep some short distance away from them they don't care If you're playing as a human (Imperial, Breton, Nord, Redguard) they'll be more suspicious of you and they'll keep asking "let me see your face!" but you can still pass through if you give them a wide berth And if you're an Argonian, Khajiit or Orc; the disguise doesn't work at all haha, they automatically see that big tail sticking out the back of the uniform or those big orc tusks sticking out from the hood from a mile away and they attack you.

[@feaweninglorin6035]

@@basedbattledroid3507 i am sure there are many khajiit thalmor soilder in the south

[@darkwolf7969]

@@basedbattledroid3507 wow I didnt knew that

[@sterthester736]

"I always knew the Gourmet was a Wood Elf! Only someone with the knowledge of woodland herbs could-" Most wood elves are reverse vegans and ritualistic cannibals wyd Gianna

[@YuiFunami]

questioning my green pact means she gets eaten too later

[@TeamOneDay]

That's Bethesda's lore "proof reading" for you.

[@ProGaming-db6ln]

@@YuiFunami in what way

[@YuiFunami]

@@ProGaming-db6ln raw with some beetle wine

[@oaktreeholler]

That's funny right there. It's probably cuz she's stuck in a castle and never been to valenwood.

[@formalbug5716]

"The empire loves their damned lists" *40 seconds later* "Forget the list"

[@DjurrenArt]

This one time I asked a prisoner what their name was. They just stood there in silence, morphing into all different races and genders for about ten minutes. I've seen some things.

[@jonquilgemstone]

Ah, so THAT'S why Hadvar is not a marriagable NPC...

[@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat]

Needs to lay off the skooma

[@digge2210]

Hadvar drank too much skooma that day

[@mrx4022]

*Hadvar:* "By the Eight! Are you a Dwemer? How is it possible, I thought your kind disappeared centuries ago! We can't execute them Captain, they might very well be the last of the Dwemer!" *Captain:* I don't care. They go to the block. *Hadvar:* "By your orders captain. I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are properly buried. Follow the captain prisoner." *Captain:* Next! The Dwarf!

[@NazoKG]

I like this one haha

[@doorman2374]

captain sucks

[@stewartlangdon7198]

Almost. Talos is a God too! Hadvar would have said "By the 9" if he were a true Nord.

[@KlaussMarcellus]

@@stewartlangdon7198 But Talos Worship is banned within the Empire

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

Nah, not the last. There's still Yagrum Bagarn lol.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I don't know how I never met Melka before but she's such a very nice Spriggan.

[@TGEDsasaki]

Hagraven

[@thelastgalvanizer]

You... must not see many Spriggans around here.

[@littlepunktheone]

@@thelastgalvanizer you all look the same to me

[@Neon_Dragon18]

@@thelastgalvanizer I'm no Spriggan

[@YuiFunami]

pretty sure she's a bristleback

[@Tindog42656]

Minutes Before: "A Nord should be thinking of his home in his last moments." Hadvar: "We'll make sure your remains are returned to your homeland."

[@tylerbennett4488]

The line is seared into my head after starting about 100 saves that run through Helgen. “A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home.”

[@AfloatFob]

@@tylerbennett4488 That and 99% of the intro.

[@wienerguy7822]

Ralof doesn't say this to the player, he says this to Lokir, the Nord from Rorikstead

[@Tindog42656]

@@wienerguy7822 I know I'm just connecting the dots and saying home is everything to Nords.

[@wienerguy7822]

@@Tindog42656 oh I gotcha. I saw some of the replies and thought that was what you meant. good observation btw!

[@rang4889]

"Next, THE CAT!" Never ceases to make me laugh

[@RandoGuy]

I like how in the lore orcs are technically elves but in game they're treated as a completely different species

[@canadianbeef1958]

Like how Bretons are technically daedra but get treated like humans.

[@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat]

@canadianbeef1958 um, aren't bretons half man half mer? Dunmer I think are close to daedra but even then that's less descended from and more worships daedra sometimes.

[@canadianbeef1958]

@@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat no they are not half mer, they are half daedra. The mer and beat races are daedra too. Learn the lore.

[@arandomyoutubecommenter728]

⁠@@canadianbeef1958uh…where is this info from exactly…? Pretty sure Daedra are immortal as an example, while mer and beastfolk are not, certain cases notwithstanding. Plus there’s a whole host of lore about how mortal souls as a whole are quite different from the Daedra. While the idea of summoning an Altmer or something is hilarious the idea that those races are Daedra doesn’t really seem supported, the closest I can think of is a character believing Tamriel is a daedric realm of Lorkhan. The only one that can very loosely, *very* debatably be considered even related would be the Dunmer, due to literally being cursed by Azura

[@krislaracoelho8643]

​@@arandomyoutubecommenter728I know this comment was made months ago, but some could argue Khajiit are also daedric in origin, as they were also supposedly shaped by Azura (or Azurah for them) from some other race, and binding them to the moons, and is worshipped by them as the mother of their kind. Still, as with the Dunmer, I'm not sure I'd consider them daedra per se bc they inhabit Nirn, not Oblivion. The Argonians are complicated bc supposedly they were created by the Hist trees, and those are mysterious enough in their own respect. The only association of them and daedra that I could find is that they often venerate Sithis, which is sometimes misinterpreted as a daedra (he's neither aedra nor daedra) No clue where the Bretons fit in this tho.

[@combsmsb]

this makes me realize how good of a guy hadvar is. he tries to save you from the block, and even tries to make sure your remains go where they should.

[@dwight3555]

Yeah, which is why he should leave the Empire. He and his family are good people, but damn if you follow him and talk to him and Alvor, every word that comes out of their mouth is regurgitated lying Imperial propaganda.

[@JozsefPocsi]

@@dwight3555 Exept even he admits, that banning Talos wasn't the empire brightest moment, but also states, that it was necessary and wasn't really enforced before the rebellion. If Ulfric didn't kill the High king, skyrim would be in peace and Talmor agents wouldn't came to skyrim to arrest people. I mean in Whiterun there is a literal statue of Talos, even tho there almost everyone is pro-empire.

[@dwight3555]

@@JozsefPocsi It would have been enforced sooner or later, the Thalmor simply win ground every day by sending spies and corrupting the nobility more every day. Because of the Empire allowing the Thalmor to do whatever they want, the Thalmor nearly got a hold of the Eye of Magnus and the secret of Stalhrim forging. The Thalmor doesn't want to risk an all out attack, so they're slowly whittling away at the remains of the Empire, who sacrifices every province it has to save Cyrodiil's ass over and over again. The Empire does not want to fight back, it wants to keep Cyrodiil as powerful as possible by vampirising other provinces. The Empire is governed by the likes of Siddgeir, Maven and Erikur, who either don't hate or actively like the Thalmor because it puts coin in their pockets. Everything is crumbling, the Empire is blind due to the Blades being disbanded, it can't formulate any plan due to corrupt nobility and spies everywhere, its most skilled General can have his time wasted just because the Thalmor wish to by throwing a party, main cities like Bravil are getting pillaged by bandits... An Empire that deserves respect would never have accepted the WGC when it wasn't needed, it was not necessary and destroyed any chances of victory later by making Hammerfell actively hate Cyrodiil and betraying Skyrim. When it signed the WGC, the Empire had just retaken the Imperial City and hanged many powerful Thalmor generals. The Empire signed the treaty because the ones in charge were cowards who believed the Thalmor to be stronger than it was, and because they only cared about the Imperial city and nothing else. The Empire clearly knows that Ulfric's rebellion has been encouraged by the Thalmor actions, and instead of letting Skyrim declare its independence and having Ulfric promise to help Cyrodiil in its time of need if the Thalmor attack, the Empire decided to willingly fight FOR the Thalmor and sacrifice Imperial soldiers and Skyrim freedom fighters alike. Talking to Tullius and every Legate bar Rikke clearly shows you they see the Nords of Skyrim as nothing more than mere beasts who need the Empire to have law and order (sounds quite like every colonizing country), so they have no qualms about crushing Skyrim to pieces if it means Cyrodiil can stand one more day. Every pro-imperial says the Empire is "biding its time", but the events of the civil war clearly shows they are not, and remember it has been 25 YEARS since the treaty, what exactly is the Empire waiting for? They're only getting weaker every day with no hope or plan in sight, and as we saw with the Thalmor Embassy mission, if the Thalmor wanted to attack they could easily Red Wedding style massacre most of the nobility and high-ranked officers of the Empire before even starting a war.

[@JozsefPocsi]

@@dwight3555 WOW. You really passionate about this, huh? I have never seen a comment this long. Not even about REAL political situations. You know what, I'm just gonna go and play the game insted of talking about it.

[@dwight3555]

@@JozsefPocsi So you admit that you're unable to provide an answer when met with facts that show the Empire will never fight back and is therefore the wrong choice.

[@RaminousPolacious]

2:15 "B-but Khajiit doesn't want to go to elsewhere, Khajiit wants to go to Elsweyr!"

[@hayden.8057]

Melka’s thought process: Human shaped head = breton Not human head = orc

[@_ryannnnnnnn_]

Based

[@somerandomgamer8504]

Cat head

[@Matt-td8xw]

In her defence, every elf and human are basicly bretons.

[@_ryannnnnnnn_]

@@Matt-td8xw No. Humans are humans. They came from the continent of Atmora. And elves are elves. they came from the continent of Aldmeris. Bretons on the other hand, are a result of thousands of years of breeding between elves and humans.

[@Matt-td8xw]

@@_ryannnnnnnn_ i know that, i was just joking.

[@RainbowVibes1708]

Captain: "Next, the lizard!" Alduin: "So anyway, I started blasting."

[@alduinfr]

Alduin that day: destruction increased to 100

[@jackmann2494]

Alduin: "I took it personally."

[@-Miasimon]

100% expected Melka to say "Because you are such a good kitty" if you were Khajiit.

[@katanah3195]

Seriously, the Khajiit specific lines where people call you a cat are soo funny.

[@dogbone4665]

"I'm not racist. One of my friends is a redguard."

[@timesthree5757]

Just because you have one redgaurd friend.

[@Vic_Chaos_]

@@timesthree5757 I also have a Khajit pet. Does that help?

[@timesthree5757]

@@Vic_Chaos_ no

[@Vic_Chaos_]

@@timesthree5757 you must be fun at parties.

[@timesthree5757]

@@Vic_Chaos_ their called jokes

[@walroz87]

Wide or narrow - he or she - purple or green - we all go to the block - no discrimination

[@raymondjackson1138]

Human or not, just likes having people killed.

[@uchihacuh69]

Can't be racist if you hate everyone equally

[@briancahill9594]

Valar Block-hulis!

[@Zomerlad]

Khajiit “we will return your remains home, wherever that may be”

[@raymoirai]

@tha sleepy it was a joke because the name elsweyr sounds like elsewhere

[@icerain381]

@@raymoirai * in lore it's actually even derived from the word elsewhere. As the name was based off of the khajiit saying "the best society is always found elsewhere"

[@Lettucem3n]

In my campaign, the gun with boom bullets would have you go home in a matchbox

[@Zomerlad]

I swear one of the races has the reaction where this is said and I could only remember khajiit having it.

[@holygon]

@@icerain381 The guy who wrote the lore for a lot of the early games, Michael Kirkbride, commented on Reddit that he hates the fact that he named it Elseweyr hahaha. Just a quick fun fact.

[@tiagombianchi]

Fun fact: of you play as high elf you can disguise in the quest "diplomacy immunity" pass through almost any guards undetected

[@canadianbeef1958]

And there's a shrine to Talos near the start of the game that has a dead elf with a full set of Thalmor gear so you can get it as soon as you leave Helgen without killing any elves first.

[@GuardLight-fi5yn]

I know, and I thought that in order to enter the chambers of Elenwen you need to have a high skill of eloquence, and the Thalmor who was standing near the chambers of Elenwen easily missed me, but disguise did not help further. By the way, I played high elf female with the same appearance as this high elf female that was shown in the video.

[@digge2210]

Fun fact: I will never play as an High Elf.

[@GeneralGorillaSonicOC]

I like playing as a Khajiit because people will say funny things like "What do you want, cat?", "You'll make a fine rug, cat." and "You remind me of my cousin's cat. Killed that, too."

[@wishymcfishy]

I like playing as a kahjiit too, even Inigo, a follower mod will sometimes mention the player being a kahjiit, idk if it's the same for all races though, haven't tried it. "How do you have less fleas than me?" or "you and I and I came to Elswere but Skyrim is a place for us" or something like that, pretty cool.

[@digge2210]

I would genocide Skyrim, damn cats abusers

[@katanah3195]

It's pretty funny. It'd be even funnier if kids would be like, "what do ya want, kitty" and called you cute or commented on your tail, but it's cute enough that the adults are racist but it's just plain funny.

[@solinvictus4367]

*During the Gourmet scene as a Khajit* Cook: I never thought the Gourmet would be a Khajit you know with the hair... Me: What are you talking about that is one of the signature ingredients!

[@jennyg1]

💀

[@noahattard322]

So that’s what killed the emperor

[@xenomorph-2017]

​@@noahattard322the emperor died from dandruff and fleas.

[@nbHawkeye]

@@noahattard322 Choking to death on the listeners fur. The dreadfather and nightmother will be pleased.

[@NocturnalEye]

I can hear that in a khajiit voice

[@madamwinnifer4666]

The irony of Gianna's assumption about the Gourmet being a Bosmer is that they aren't allowed to use the plants of Valenwood under the terms of The Green Pact.

[@haka-katyt7439]

Lmao

[@bill2908]

Do the wood elves in Skyrim always follow that? You see them wearing clothing that looks plant based all the time

[@flying-magpie]

​@bill2908 I remember in ESO its said that only THEY can't harm plants, but if someone else who isn't part of The Green Pact does it, then it's fair game. Essentially Wood Elves could buy and wear plant-based clothes and not violate the Pact as long as they didn't make the clothes themselves.

[@CaptainProx]

I thought it was so cool when an Orc stronghold let me in to their camp because I was also an Orc, that was my first playthough as well so I was blown away

[@Stratelier]

That is ... actually one of very few cases where your race selection actually changes anything tangible. (Other races have to go get approval from an Orc to access the strongholds.)

[@knifewife4390]

It’s an awesome detail!! When I played as a Khajit, I’m pretty sure the caravans were really sweet to me

[@Linkforlife199]

Captain: "Next, the lizard." Alduin: "I heard that!" Captain: "On second thought ..."

[@Kareem_Saad_Al-Deen_]

I like how Hadvar always so empathetic yet following order like a true disciplined soldier.

[@David_Alvarez77]

Following unlawful orders is never true discipline. Hadvar should have been court-martialed along with the captain and the executioner, but of course fate intervenes.

[@andryuu_2000]

@@David_Alvarez77 they're tried of fighting the stormcloaks, they just want the civil war to end so that they can focus on the thalmor in the 2nd war

[@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat]

@@David_Alvarez77 I don't think skyrim has had the Nuremberg trials yet

[@David_Alvarez77]

@@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat Skyrim, probably not, no. But the Imperial Legion and Cyrodiil has to have developed a sufficiently coherent system of military law to distinguish between legit and illegal orders.

[@Silverx]

The game should have had WAY more reactions like this for NPCs, but honestly, I'm content with the ones we got. I don't think the game would feel the same without them.

[@Strato_Casterrr9898]

I think Bethesda specifically avoided doing that, given their previous games. I mean, have you ever played morrowind? Everyone was throwing racial remarks at you. It becomes annoying real quick. The amount of times I wanted to genocide the Dunmer population in Morrowind jusr for calling me N'wah and outlander over and over

[@Strato_Casterrr9898]

I think Bethesda specifically avoided doing that, given their previous games. I mean, have you ever played morrowind? Everyone was throwing racial remarks at you. It becomes annoying real quick. The amount of times I wanted to genocide the Dunmer population in Morrowind jusr for calling me N'wah and outlander over and over

[@bierwolf8360]

agreed. Dialogue was so crap in the game. Nowhere near enough remarks on the shit you've done, what you are, and especially your dragonborn status. Skyrim makes you the most OP dude ever, but it hardly matters. Those dumb vampires from Volkihar are still apparently too hard for you, every second idiot thinks he's the one to kill you... Power fantasy, but really not well done.

[@privatepessleneck]

there is a handful of minor reactions, the darkbrotherhood quest has two assassin contracts from nazir, that have special dialogue if you are an argonian or kahjit respectively

[@basedbattledroid3507]

@@Strato_Casterrr9898 I think Oblivion hit a good balance, because the racism in towns wasn't so much outright verbal hostility but it was just more believable coldness and rudeness, Bandits who didn't know you well enough made insults based on larger groups that your race belonged to (e.g. they say "you elves are all the same! All flash, no fury!" instead of saying "You wood elves are all the same!") Instead of honing in on specifics And NPCs who were of the same race as you were slightly friendlier and frequently used unique cultural pronouns and terms when talking to you (e.g. Dunmer NPCs called my Dunmer character "Muthsera" instead of "Miss", etc.) And that applied to unique insults too, Khajiit NPCs who hated my Khajiit character would say "Pathetic House Cat, Your fur is weak and limp, you disgrace our clan, I hate you dull-clawed one" etc. I also like how, for some reason, pretty much every race hates Orcs, including other Orcs.

[@hecc7906]

I see Gianna knows nothing about wood elves if she thinks they have an affinity for herbs

[@aidanmatthewgalea7761]

i mean, it's a forgivable mistake when your race has "wood" in its name

[@TheFiresloth]

Honestly, I feel like the writers want to rewrite the Bosmer lore entirely. The hot women and ugly guys, the moving cities, the carnivorism and cannibalism, the wild hunt... A bit too silly for what the ES universe have become.

[@hecc7906]

@@TheFiresloth or it's just because she lives far from Valenwood and doesn't know much about it and assumed they're good with herbs

[@SwanTeeth]

@@TheFiresloth Skyrim takes itself way to seriously all the time for my taste

[@SpySniper1080]

Seems many of yall aren't familiar with using herbs for flavoring on meat.

[@RPdante200]

Who’s more disrespectful the dark elf in prison in oblivion or that a hole Captain

[@laslobuckington874]

The dark elf

[@nikolatasic9452]

He is a total creep when you play as a dark elf woman.

[@charmedrools1]

Valen Dreth. I always take exquisite pleasure in killing him when i join the dark brotherhood. every other mark is just a job. Dreth however? I send him screaming into the void...

[@charmedrools1]

@@nikolatasic9452 if you play as a male dark elf he asks if you have a wife and then threatens to.. perform an action without her consent.

[@seanmoynihan9194]

The dark elf was more disrespectful but the captain was terrible at her job killing people who weren’t even on the list

[@Karen-vl7vf]

I love how the captain doesn't even question that an elf would be with the group that openly hates elves.

[@canadianbeef1958]

Further proof how terrible the Legion has become, they're nothing but a band of bloodthirsty rogue thugs at this point, nothing like the Legion in Oblivion.

[@acat6145]

@@canadianbeef1958 so one person makes an entire faction irredeemable cool

[@canadianbeef1958]

@@acat6145 it ain't just one person doing it.

[@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat]

@canadianbeef1958 I mean the alternative is an openly fascist group that literally doesn't allow the argonians in their capital within city limits and forces the dunmer into slums. Outside the capital, near all the soldiers are incredibly racist towards everyone but especially all the nonhuman races.

[@canadianbeef1958]

@@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat it's like that in every province. Are you going to call Hammerfell racist for leaving the Empire and kicking out the elves, or do they get a free pass for being "black/brown"?

[@idontusethisaccountanymore7685]

I usually play as a wood elf. Everyone's just like "Should have stayed in your precious forests, elf!" Or sum

[@ignis2638]

I love the respect the guy has, even for such a short time he is so kind at least promising to return your remains to your homeland

[@tubbywubby360]

And they say people in skyrim are racists You get the same results regardless of race :)

[@fuehnix]

nah, just the nords.

[@tubbywubby360]

@@fuehnix ahh yes cuz high elves are definitely not genociding against the entire human race Or argonians enslaving dark elves vice versa Or the dwemer subjecting their snow elf kin to brutal slavement and torture and experiments Or the nedes commiting atrocities to aylieds in spite some had betrayed their bretheren for sympathy NORDS are just bad, right? :)

[@flimby872]

@@tubbywubby360 calm down bro it's just lore

[@mikoajh2747]

@@tubbywubby360 he said IN SKYRIM

[@mettawatkutaninwat5411]

Nords in Tes5 Skyrim are pretty tamed compared to Dark Elves in Tes3 Morrowind.

[@catsareyes6446]

There are also reactions from guards based on race.

[@kck-kck879]

"What do _you_ want, lizzerd?"

[@KilroyWas_Here]

What do you want cat

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

What do you want, little elf

[@ahmadfaiz1042]

Is that.. Fur? Coming out of your ear?

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Sheathe those claws Khajiit!

[@ilovemetalmusic310]

Gianna: Where in Oblivion did you learn to cook? Fake Gourmet: *Remains silent in Dremora Lord*

[@williambutcher7429]

“I’m sorry, we’ll make sure your remains are returned to morrowind” “No please don’t fucking take me back please”

[@darthnemo4241]

Oh wow. I played through Skyrim the first time as a Wood Elf, so when she said she had me pegged for a Wood Elf, I figured she did that for every race. I learned something new today! I also feel kind of special for some reason lol the wood elf is my favorite race

[@mountaindewbajablasst]

bosmer are my favorite too! :D

[@duckbacon3117]

Khajit was my first character and will always be my favourite

[@Berserker3624]

My favorites are the imperials

[@canadianbeef1958]

@@Berserker3624 mine too, they're the most versatile race in all skills. An Imperial can be anything. Skyrim did make me very fond of Nords too though.

[@Brandelwyn]

Her: I imagined the Gourmet to be a little bit more... exotic Me, a bit more exotic: ... Her: No, not like that

[@timesthree5757]

No, no put you pants back on. Oh, my. I thought you were a female.

[@Brandelwyn]

@@timesthree5757 you cant force me to wear pants I didnt ask for

[@timesthree5757]

@@Brandelwyn PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, MAM,SIR WHATEVER!

[@asterozoan]

Poor Khajiit. Always getting mistaken for other races, even though they look totally different. Like that time Pelinel half genocided them before he realised they were not elves...

[@QuigleTheGnome]

Poor Khajiit

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Cats: *Exist* Pelinal Whitestrake: So, anyway, I started slashing

[@windbeneathmywings4884]

Well in the lore there are a few different types of khajiit, based on when they were born relevant to certain lunar cycles. Some looked like common housecats, and couldn't speak, but served as spies since they were still sentient and able to use their unassuming appearance to their advantage. Some were big as mighty sabrecats and ridden into battle as warmounts, and others looked like regular khajiits, but bigger. And then there were some _that did in fact look very much like elves._ They would even tattoo their faces with patterns similar to the fur patterns other khajiit had to distinguish.

[@DovahFett]

But Khajiit ARE elves, or at least they used to be. According to their own creation myth they share common ancestors with the Bosmer. Likewise some breeds of Khajiit, such as the Ohmes and Ohmes-raht look almost exactly like men and elves. Their appearances depend entirely on the moons they are born under. If Pelinal Whitestrake walked into a Khajiit settlement and saw one of them it'd be entirely believable that he thought they were elves. Also, at one point the Ohmes breed was one of the most common breeds of Khajiit, which means that most people would probably mistake them for elves.

[@asterozoan]

@@DovahFett I'd probably make the argument that they came from Mer (or the Proto-Mer spirits sometimes called the "Ooze"), but their unique biology makes them non-elven. In the same way humans (and other apes) evolved from monkeys, but are not monkeys.

[@kyletrav996]

Hadvar: “we’ll make sure your remains returned to Summerset Isle” You know that’s a really bad idea right?

[@ApartOfMangos]

why?

[@kyletrav996]

@@ApartOfMangos you know the thalmor, there might be another battle because the imperial just executed an altmer for what? Crossing the border, then they would have an excuse on why the war happens. But to be honest I don’t quite know btw😂

[@mitchelkvedar674]

Fr lol given the politics of the time

[@andryuu_2000]

They could blame the stormcloaks

[@mappingshaman5280]

@@kyletrav996 the thalmor were at the execution anyway. They would already know.

[@heresthadude1080]

"We'll make sure your remains are returned to Morrowind." "You should cremate me if you plan to do that."

[@samalvey8168]

"You're not with the Thalmor Embassy, are you, High Elf?" No, I am not with that swine! They ruined my homeland!

[@basedbattledroid3507]

"Are you one of the riften dockworkers, Argonian?" No, I'm a shadowscale, I murder people. Plus I... kind of fooled around when I was young... and invaded Morrowind with my friends, and I heard the rest of those filthy Dark Elves moved here

[@violetbean8928]

hey, a fellow Thalmor hating Altmer. how are you doing kinsman?

[@andryuu_2000]

The Altmer are Germans and Thalmor are the nazis

[@rhodesdrakethenieliii3209]

Just imagine my Argonian character is voiced by Wes Johnson Raajareth-Adrian Xerifsan (Argonian): "Any Assmeri Dickminion hating High Elf is a kinsman of mine, just as any Dunmer, Khajiit, Imperial, Orc and Nord are to me lad/lass. You have my blade at your service for whatever attack we should make on those entitled goldskinned bastards, they're no kinsmen of yours anyhow. And we drive them out of Skyrim and Cyrodiil, we will have our freedom to worship the pantheon we choose. But understand this first, I'm not with Ulfric or the Stormcloaks, I have my own agendas in this war that should've never been. I did grow up here and in Kvatch too after all"

[@Guard204]

​@@rhodesdrakethenieliii3209 Not all Altmer are so proud. There are Altmer with a normal character. I'm just saying that.

[@NebulaAviation1]

"Next, the lizard!" Alduin: shows up

[@pyromare4879]

TLD: she meant me aldy wait your turn

[@NebulaAviation1]

@@pyromare4879 haha

[@MrCh0o]

"Say no more, fam"

[@vladpiranha]

I now want a Magic 8 Ball where the only response is Go To The Block.

[@criticaldrive7688]

Everything alright?

[@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949]

I always thought the Captain’s hastiness to execute the Dragonborn here was incredibly shortsighted, she could have caused a major diplomatic incident by executing them.

[@Dubyahh]

True. The Thalmor would freak tf out if they killed one of theirs. But then again, there is a couple of them on horses talking to Tullius when you first pull in on the wagon so who knows maybe they already said "yeah idk that guy"

[@alexdistr]

Hadvar on Nord: You picked a bad time- My brain: to get lost friend

[@sassycassie1282]

Honestly, the khajiit gets the most disrespectful dialogue out of everyone. I think they are cool and fluffy.

[@byronjefferson1697]

Same. But generally, in Skyrim, Khajiit are treated like crap. It makes Roleplaying/immersion kinda difficult since, canonically, they aren't allot to enter cities. I'd say the only loophole immersionwise is getting into Whiterun

[@hamzahsajjad7952]

@@byronjefferson1697 the trade caravans aren't allowed to enter, but there's no blanket ban on all khajiit

[@bademusoctavianjuvenal2702]

You'll make a fine rug, cat 😂😂😂😂 like srsly, Kahjiit gets no cool from ozhers

[@samuels1123]

@@byronjefferson1697 If you travel to buy and sell then not permitted entry, if it is an urgent message to the jarl then the guards (having heard about helgen already somehow) are very ok with letting you in.

[@byronjefferson1697]

@@samuels1123 LMAO. Well at the very least you'd be allowed to roam Whiterun . . . Especially if you joined the Companions. MAYBE Solitude if you were looking to join the Legion

[@samiurkhan4362]

In my first ever playthrough back in 2011 was a male high elf with 2handed sword/mage build and on the interaction for joining the stormcloaks Galmar-stone fist says "why does an elf want to join on rebellion" and after winning the civil war he said "you're a true son of skyrim"

[@Punished-Ken]

Woah

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Makes sense since the Thalmor have made life pretty terrible for High Elves as well, good on you

[@samiurkhan4362]

@@basedbattledroid3507 I designed and roleplayed him to feel like an altmer/nord hybrid, born and raised in skyrim and thought in reality the dude won't like to see one of his parents race suffer tyrnany from a foreign force and its only logical for him to join the stormcloaks to free his motherland. Then hearing such appreciations from different npcs was unexpected Bethesda are truly masters in creating world lore.

[@chrisdominguez5097]

@@basedbattledroid3507 You make the assumption they were better of with Imperial rule. They definitely didnt need the Empire. They were prosperous when they were isolationists. It's only when humans felt the need to conquer them that they start wanting to make Tamriel ruled by Mer once more.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

@@chrisdominguez5097 I literally didn't make that assumption, you did, I never even mentioned the empire, just said the Thalmor were pretty shite, but the empire were obviously shite too, just not in the "kill all ugly altmer babies and preserve the eugenics of our race" way

[@darsle7105]

Damn, that Gianna girl really said "you can't be racist if you discriminate all races"

[@Sir_Poohheart]

I never realized how all over the place Hadvar’s accent is. Sometimes he’s French, sometimes he’s English, sometimes he’s kind of Nordic, sometimes he’s… something else

[@linkaugust1011]

0:33 When they said "Next the lizard", I don't think they meant the dragon lmao

[@thatshiftyredfox2972]

I love how Hadvar has a french accent when told your remains will be returned to your homeland.

[@bubbykins4864]

He's secretly Stormcloak when the Last Dragonborn is a Altmer, so it makes sense.

[@canadianbeef1958]

@@bubbykins4864 he is? How do you find that out and why does it only happen if you're a high elf?

[@bubbykins4864]

@@canadianbeef1958 He says your remains will be sent to Summerset Isle, which would be problematic, to say the least. Only a Stormcloak would unironically want such turmoil early.

[@canadianbeef1958]

@@bubbykins4864 oh I thought you meant he actually switches sides in the game lol

[@d.t.e80]

I liked the part where Hadvar tried to spin off the Nord’s execution in Skyrim as if it was a gift.

[@hauntsquad8602]

The cook part is hilarious… she doesn’t expect any of the races to be the gormet 🤣 “I’m just surprised…”

[@forcesidereason6685]

The cook expect the wood elf to be a gormet.

[@ianmci]

*A Dunmer whose ancestors have lived in Skyrim since the 2nd era* We’ll make sure your remains are returned to Morrowind. Why bruh… I’ve lived here my whole life…

[@anakbatam7942]

And that’s a long time for a Dunmer especially

[@LuckySketches]

There are two kinds of people in this world: Orcs and everyone else (aka bretons.)

[@wienerguy7822]

Me: "Damn I don't know what to watch..." KZbin: "Ey bro you wanna watch something you've seen in game dozens of times?" Me: "Oh fuck yeah I do."

[@insolvenzberater5892]

i seen this shit 200 times plus i think. and watched this video full. i dont know. its just a masterpiece game :D

[@SONICKING700]

Hadvar sounds like he's saying 'Argonian' through a mouthful of cotton

[@pyropromise]

that’s how all the nords talk tbh. i make fun of it all the time.

[@loganboehnlein2738]

Gotta give Hadvar credit, he's the only one really to show some lowly stranger sympathy, no matter their race, and made sure to comfort and reassure them before death by telling them how they'll be taken care of after execution, each time catering to their own race's culture, beliefs, and homeland. He's really wholesome and societally self aware, and honestly makes it hard for me everytime on whether to go with the Imperials or the Stormcloaks.

[@pontiffsullyvan]

I like how every time the character changes race, so does Lokir's position in the background

[@SkrrtRonalds]

i like how hadvars voice actor is swedish but he sounds more french and german while pronouncing the words

[@thebraxtonater8466]

"Next, the lizard!" *dragon roars*

[@VanTemplar]

Notice how Hadvar's accent changes for all other races, except for a nord. I guess that's because the cannon dragonborn is a male nord and they recorded the lines for the other races at a later stage.

[@durinV]

Gotta love how the Captain send to the block the High Elf character without blinking

[@JonasH0707]

Fun Fact: In germany, Hadvar is dubbed by the same voice actor, that dubs Jeremy Clarkson.

[@theannouncer5538]

Even after all these years, I still expect my high elf privilege to get me out of this situation without the dragon coming

[@Thunderhawk51]

Dragonborn: Is captain's name on the list? Hadvar: No, she's not on the list. Captain: Forget the list, I go to the block. Hadvar: By your orders, captain.

[@beingweirdisnormal8409]

This one guy in Markarth will basically hound you if you're an elf. I found it very interesting. Like he blames you for what's going on, it's the guy you see talking to the priest or whatever that prevents you from going inside the catacombs. There's a whole convo about it, I think that's pretty neat

[@themarvelousjoe1501]

Captain: "Next, the lizard!" Alduin: *Ya'll about to have a real bad day.*

[@tippylord5808]

Wait is that a engineer reference

[@AlfredoPuente8]

0:29 Felt like the dragon took it personally.

[@thedisguise3538]

Melka mistaking the argonian for an orc makes a bit of sense. Being, ya know, a hagraven, I imagine she hasn't been exposed to many people, and probably even fewer argonians. So, green = orc, it makes sense that she would equate the two. Her calling the khajit an orc doesn't make any sense. Also, I've always been intrigued by Gianna's reaction. Like, she meets this world famous chef that she adores and most of her responses are super racially prejudiced. She immediately offends the chef she idolizes, except when they're a wood elf or breton

[@deiansalazar140]

Actually think it's because each race has his own cultural way of cooking and so she's trying to pin it down of what the gourmet is by the cultural similarities but I think that it's just that nothing intentionally racist.

[@keanuortiz3766]

"Captain what should we do? Your not on then list" "Forget the list I go to the block"

[@blueshit199]

"a sailor from Stros M'Kai" ah yes, the famous sailing route from Hammerfell to Jerall mountains

[@MachetesAreFun]

lol... "Next, the lizard!" *dragon roars in distance* "Not you! The other lizard!"

[@PKFireFawx]

The nord one always got me, i enjoy the Kinsman talk and the part about dying in your homeland.

[@tyroneprime7676]

Damn my mans is educated on his locations

[@seppegoiris]

"Next the Lizard!" *Giant winged lizard shows up* "Eyo not that lizard"

[@GlidingZephyr]

My own backstory for my Orc character states that he was raised in a larger stronghold in Morrowind, which was founded just after the Red Mountain erupted. His direct ancestors who settled there were mostly refugees from the aftermath of the Oblivion Crisis, and he didn't want to stay there even though he could have become Chief through single combat with several other candidates, as well as the existing Chief. Instead, he played it smart and left to build his own life in Cyrodiil...except that he was waylaid by the Imperial Legion ambush in Skyrim. So, after he survived, he settled there instead. If I had the option when he approached Hadvar and the Captain, I wanted him to say something along the lines of: "Can I be first, or second? I want to get to the block while the axe blade is still nice and sharp."

[@masterneloth]

What a alpha move

[@AzmiMaulanaHamdani]

You make that shit?

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Malacath would be proud An orc living in ash and not fearing death because there's just more ash awaiting him after that. Anyway, I just made my Khajiit character a Skooma addict, she's from a lineage of former Khajiit slaves who were being forced to work in Sadrith Mora and were never freed, they managed to escape one day and found a vacant cave somewhere in the nearby coastline to live in, surviving off of whatever they could kill, mostly fish and netches, their social skills were beyond deplorable, the only language they could speak was very rudimentary and unintelligible ta'agra (Khajiit language), they honored their ancestors by taking their names, when Red Mountain erupted; they thought it meant the Dunmer were all dead, they celebrated and went back, only to be arrested by imperial guards as there was a bounty placed on them when they escaped, since they shared the same names as their ancestors, and even though all the slaver owners from sadrith mora had died from the explosion; some telvanni wizards from the mainland offered to pay the bounty, but could not legally take them into custody My character was born in the imperial city, and was unfortunately still considered a prisoner, her parents both died from malnutrition around the same time she turned 10, they gave their food to her because they didn't believe they would ever escape or finish serving their sentence but they knew she'd do great things one day. So, one day, in her cell, she found an old passageway that was used to evacuate the emperor during the oblivion crisis hundreds of years ago and escaped that way, she didn't know what sunlight was and was pretty freaked out, plus there weren't a lot of buisinesses around with the increasing presence of the Thalmor, local buisinesses were being replaced with Thalmor-approved ones who would never take her on as a worker So she had to find illegitimate work with a khajiit caravan, smuggling skooma to clients across cyrodiil, it was a good job for her, she didn't have to speak to any clients, the caravan treated her well for three years, until one client turned out to be a dark elf, she refused to give him any skooma because of the horrible things her parents had to say about dark elves, he got pretty mad and tried to use violence to get his skooma and this only confirmed her fears, she ran, outnumbered by bandits and curiosity caught up with the cat, she had a whole crate of skooma that she didn't want to give them, so she drank from one tiny bottle of skooma and became hooked, the whole crate was gone and she felt like she was walking on the moon for nearly 3 months, the caravan excommunicated her, those bandits were now trying to kill her and the thalmor became aware of her activities, so she made a run for Skyrim and was arrested at the border. When approaching Hadvar and the Captain she asked *"aKKawAgGa PagABLaH?!?"* and they were understandably confused, they both agreed that sending her to the block was probably a good idea. Alduin attacked, she escaped with Ralof. When they both got to Riverwood; Gerdur told her to talk to the Jarl of Whiterun, she accidentally travelled to Windhelm instead, where she was greeted by the hypocrite Suvaris Atheron, who asked her "do you hate the Dark Elves?" The answer was obvious, she just aggressively stared at her for ten minutes, her crazy, bloodshot, yellow eyes turning black as they were engfed by her expanding pupils, growling deeply, rearing her fangs, ears folded back as far as possible. Suvaris still demanded an answer, but as she raised her voice; the khajiit jumped her and scratched her to death in front of everyone. She was sent to prison, being falsely accused for the recent spate of gruesome murders in Windhelm, as the wounds she gave Suvaris were very much like the ones found on the other victims, except these murders had already happened before she arrived, although she was soon released on probation when those Stormcloaks realized she helped Ralof escape execution, she wasn't allowed to leave the city walls, had to sleep on the cold streets and she was ostracized by almost everyone in Windhelm because of the murder, but she was allowed to fight for the Stormcloaks, and she did that well. Even though Galmar hated her; she really liked him because of his furry bear hat, so she did her best to impress him

[@deffdefying4803]

A bad bitch all the way to the end. Commendable

[@indigoberrypie]

He seems like a cool dude. Meanwhile, my Nord character (who I've so graciously named Israk) had quite a bit of bad luck; poor girl was coming back from adventuring from Cyrodiil for a year trying to learn about her however-many-greats-grandma (in this case, the hero of the Oblivion Crisis), but as she was coming back, she walked right into the ambush that happened before the beginning of the game and was mistaken as a Stormcloak, so they arrested her anyway. And as her head was on the block, she was just like, "Goodbye weird world and hello Sovngarde I guess." before Alduin showed up. Keep in mind, while she was in Cyrodiil, she had virtually no idea what the hell was going on in Skyrim, so once she came back she was surprised as fuck. But then later on she was excited to find out she was the Dragonborn. As for my Khajiit character, Ma'ahni, poor little thing was in Skyrim looking for crypts to explore and new weapons to use, but then was caught and racially profiled by a soldier, which led to her getting put onto that cart. Then when *she* found out she was Dragonborn, she got both surprised and incredibly curious (in a good way) and did everything she could to research just what the Dragonborn was and did. I need to draw them both again, lol.

[@Headless_Bill]

"The gods really have abandoned your people dark elf. Welp, sucks to suck." Dark Elf: Thanks chief

[@StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe]

You, you are the Emperor from Cyrodiil. Captain..... Forget the list, he goes to the block.

[@THUNDERxX45]

“You’ll make a fine rug, cat!” - The thousands of victims slain by Khajiit