Tortoise vs. Shoe

[@kodyjohnson6294]

The thumbnail scared me, I thought someone stepped on the turtles head!

[@aizzyM]

Yeah same wtf

[@rubytorres2354]

damn you got pinned

[@Mixertrike]

Same

[@gerbiloncracksoundingkid8473]

Same

[@CheeseBaller948]

OH COOOMMMEEEE ONNNNNN

[@LT-jr3yb]

The amount of people who tried to steal this mans packages is insane...

[@youtubepunisher8695]

Bro seriously, I thought it'd be the same people. At that point I'm putting a Rottweiler on my front porch

[@maybananaking6359]

Their not naturally aggressive.

[@gargoyles9999]

Lila Toy this is why you lay in wait, hit them with the pepper spray and while disoriented take a bat to their knees. Won't be doing that again.

[@youtubepunisher8695]

@@maybananaking6359 you think someone's gonna take that chance? Even a bark will scare a thief off and alert homeowners if there

[@superduperdoop4745]

Real low life’s

[@CurrlsOffical05]

No turtles were harmed in the making of this video

[@blacktainfalcon7097]

Yeah but that tortoise was

[@CurrlsOffical05]

Blacktain Falcon true XD

[@CurrlsOffical05]

Blacktain Falcon but ima say there the same lol

[@thefuck7175]

Theres a difference though

[@CurrlsOffical05]

Shnorpel not really

[@aerodynamicpunk4399]

Guy: "D'aw, ain't he cute?" Tortoise: *_"YOU ARE TARGETED FOR TERMINATION."_*

[@arthurmorgan1007]

He was able to kill the T-800

[@liamprosser6316]

Tortoise draws near Tortoise used ram... it is ineffective

[@PineappleDevourer]

Underrated lmao

[@potsy5263]

_Good thing they don't talk or else the cuteness will be divided in half_

[@viccyyboii3308]

The turtle wanted to mate with the shoe

[@Someone-gi4qm]

He set up a small explosive sound when you try to steal it Mark Rober: *oh so you're approaching me?*

[@Tortoisaurus]

Lol ye mark glitter bomb intensifies

[@faetred5713]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[@lardlover3730]

@@CitrikkAcid it’s a boy!

[@Serfanger]

@@faetred5713 ofc it is

[@preferablynopepper9530]

I was going to comment that myself until I saw you already did it.

[@mafnet_]

Tortise used ram *Its not that effective*

[@hollow_dustboot]

**very*

[@asap_2348]

Lol

[@elem5845]

*Top ten anime battles*

[@MrSchplingle79]

I would write this as: Tortoise used headbutt! *It has no effect on shoe*

[@visjex7498]

Tortoise used Headbutt! It doesn't affect Shoe...

[@bawiheaven3250]

Don’t worry, the turtle was only using 0.1% of its power

[@walzyswag]

@Sterling Thomas noone cares , literary noone

[@chandraprakashdubey2421]

Hi

[@FlundereezeNuts]

@@walzyswag you dont care but you replied?

[@dhfhfhghfhdnnd4499]

Not even that

[@HylianKirbo]

@@walzyswag then don't be a dick head then.

[@spiral8315]

Tortoise: *sees shoe* Also tortoise: “Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!”

[@omegadragons321]

*proceeds to headbutt shoe countless times*

[@hrod3124]

Nice 😂

[@sandrijohnson1302]

Lol

[@HotBabeman]

Bud, the turtle hit the shoe because he wanted to make sweet love to it. Male turtles hit females to make them turn around.

[@turbochargedbattles8638]

Now my shiny chewtle use headbutt!

[@JonDoe42069]

2:34 Huh. What a nice view- (sips drink) "The amount of detail that went into this painting-" *Pfffft! Painting?!*

[@Rexowen-eu6vk]

yea lol

[@blueness4042]

Same! I was so shocked as well!!

[@Rexowen-eu6vk]

@@blueness4042 samee 😂🤣

[@dysop]

Lol at the end u can see the small lines they made

[@defgirzawa7583]

@@dysop Yes - But ONLY at the end^^

[@PeyPeySupreme]

2:34 I no joke thought this was just someone filming their house or something.

[@user-mz6zn1od9h]

Same XD

[@monkeybutteli]

Same

[@Aden068]

Same XD

[@babushkasnek3558]

Lol me too

[@katelynvcm6185]

SAME!

[@zakari7-one-1]

Funny how the package thieves look like raccoons stealing

[@hodgenog1206]

Profile pic checks out

[@zakari7-one-1]

@@hodgenog1206 XD

[@McLova911]

LMAO

[@clarice.moonqn]

Cus they are

[@roachdoggjr1]

Cause humans are just evil man

[@Merl]

the tortoise is like, GET OUT MY WAY FOOT

[@austin2702]

Merl subscribe to pewdiepie

[@GadZip]

@@austin2702 people are all over saying that! annoying....😒

[@PeakLock]

im a big fan merl i watched all your vids

[@emendo2696]

That tortoise is going places, unlike me.

[@Kingam]

Use code SERVERS

[@bornana5206]

"Mom can we have Master Oogway?" "No we already have Master Oogway at home" Master Oogway at home:

[@TheRealCaptainFreedom]

Master Oogway is my shit, son.

[@ducko9982]

@@TheRealCaptainFreedom i love your shit

[@skullsnbones_]

@@ducko9982 yummy

[@davepackard3919]

@edenthebassist_ r/cursedcomments

[@mylawyer8859]

Turtle: **hits his shoe continuously** Old man: aww, haha Turtle: *RECOGNIZE MY POWER*

[@apotato-]

Its a tortoise

[@mylawyer8859]

a potato ohhh

[@mylawyer8859]

Sadiki Joseph what do you mean?

[@skylerrr7955]

My Lawyer lmao

[@jaeandrejin9255]

*im ur 888th like ;))))*

[@highonthatzaza]

Tortoise:sees shoe Also tortoise: *peace was never an option*

[@MM.Menace]

Ahem you mean ”so you have chosen... death.”

[@jasej4525]

So what determines the tortoise to hump it or fight it?

[@Niki43377]

lol

[@miz_flamingo1470]

TURTLE USE TACKLE It have no effected.

[@lohitlingala1958]

Shoes is like : No no no

[@Shadow-qp5pf]

Nobody: Daily dose of internet: the amount of detail that went into making this painting is pretty incredible Me: That’s a painting?

[@yehdekhlobhai.]

Yes exactly

[@khushioza6797]

Copied

[@g.g.6623]

@@khushioza6797 b r u h.

[@khushioza6797]

@@g.g.6623 i saw a comment above this which was 4 months ago and was the same comment

[@g.g.6623]

@@khushioza6797 still, no one complianed, whats the need.

[@DawnOfLightX]

Nobody's talking about what a rip-off that bicycle lock is. Didn't even look like it took much effort at all to cut right through it. And it's $55? Pure trash.

[@mightyrupert344]

But it looked cool

[@starjumper]

Mighty Rupert It fucking looked like an xtra xtra large zip tie

[@GameDevAraz]

Apple Made It lol

[@wren4172]

It legit looks like a zip tie you can get in a pack of 100 for like $10

[@karibucountry1981]

They need to it on the package: “Complete piece of shit and it doesn’t work, but buy it anyways!”

[@janelle9998]

If y'all think stealing packages is stupid, then somebody stole my broom I left outside for just a second

[@reynandr.w.279]

Now that's just pathetic

[@font1337]

Blue face obviously

[@chipthedino9504]

ǰąɲƹŁŁƹ ɦɨŁŁɨąřȡ - wtf what neighbourhood you in

[@pugmommy9865]

Lol someone stole my garbage cans

[@mushi7756]

Someone stole my Jordan’s, they were “special edition” so I do understand why they did it, but I got them from England. ☹️

[@lena__lu]

The painting is incredible. I didn't know it was a painting 'till you said it.

[@lumizzonliumi3617]

Same

[@lifegood3183]

The painting in my opinion was OUTSTANDING

[@genericnick-xi2dq]

Lmao same

[@wham_baam_fan6917]

Best illusion ever.

[@i.i.iiii.i.i]

Especially because there were cars in the scene before... I didn't even realize it while reading the name of the artist xD Only when I looked back up it was already zoomed in far enough and I was shocked that it was a painting :P

[@DronesOverTheMoon]

What's the deal with Japanese voices being so convincing when they are on marketting commercials

[@SkeweredGlaive]

Because they're more genuine than the the american comercials. I should know, I'm mexican.

[@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either]

@@SkeweredGlaive 👀

[@TonyEnglandUK]

@@SkeweredGlaive Gnaw on a cat.

[@JafenKtair]

Wtf??

[@rociogallegossanchez]

Shoe exists Turtle: *peace was never an option*

[@linguicaguy]

Rocio GS XD

[@madisonmorris7394]

I read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice 😂

[@Schmirptheburp]

It’s a Tortoise not a Turtle

[@jesko5736]

I love how you do what's in the thumnail first instead of waiting to the end of the vid

[@jacobvillalta5528]

True

[@tacoross6915]

Agrreeeee

[@jesko5736]

I was not expecting that to happen but keep up the good work on your. Vids

[@wiIdtumor]

So true

[@LowBudgetJustinY]

Jaz Foreman *real content*

[@rasmuskock8077]

That tortoise was so cute

[@lgdude9050]

Finnaly someone who knows the difference between a turtle and a tortoise

[@Wdp21-0rt]

they do that when they want to fuck

[@anastasia1918]

in the thumbnail i thought someone stepped on its head

[@MOTHER_DANZIG]

@@lgdude9050 ikr,its sometimes a little annoying and sad that no one else knows the differnce,its kinda obvious ig you pay attention to the two animals

[@lgdude9050]

@@MOTHER_DANZIG well the one simply has legs and the other one has "flippers"

[@justaguywhodraws]

“Im gonna move again” Tortoise: run RUN im coming for YOU!!

[@kentofu5300]

Everyone in the comments: "Tortoise" Me : "That 55$ lock's trash"

[@ReverieCat]

Kentofu ahem. Fifty THOUSAND dollar lock

[@roxannedawn6893]

I was like: bRUh

[@Kablowshky]

+$5

[@Kablowshky]

@@ReverieCat it wasn't fifty thousand

[@bruh_3333]

You don't say

[@stevendelgado6863]

I honestly hate it when people steal packages.

[@Nyanarchyy]

Everybody does

[@Wolf_Gaming-o4l]

Same

[@wookiecookie2283]

Something like that never happend to me ^^" but why are packages just put down on a stairs with no secure

[@rosellyn9786]

I'm ur 100th like :D

[@Bhatt_Hole]

Gosh, really? Is "duh" a strong enough term for this? Speaking of "honestly"......honestly, wtf is behind a comment like that? I mean, there's stating the obvious. And there's stating the brutally obvious. And then there's stating the outlandishly, overwhelmingly, and near-autistically obvious. That comment is only slightly less autistic than saying: "I honestly hate it when beloved family members die violently". Wait!!!! Or...is this a new and subtle form of trolling? If so, well done.

[@KotteAnimation]

The legend has is that the man died standing still...

[@toaperneedstherapy230]

Oh hey.

[@mylan4742]

Legend has it*

[@jimhawkns]

Whitebeard the Legend is true

[@_yuri]

lmao just like edward newton this turtle is a disaster.

[@_yuri]

@@jimhawkns lmao what the fuck i am one minute late

[@scuderiaferrarif1fan]

nobody gonna talk about the baby porcupine it was soo cute !!!!! i loved how it squeaked 😊😊

[@Casperace13]

Actually that was a baby hedgehog, but it really was super cute❤

[@st4rdyy]

Such disgusting people live in this world, stealing other people's packages???!!? They make me sick.

[@ratsmacker693]

I have a birthday coming up and I swear if somebody stole my package I'd make Columbine look like a joke

[@centurionpan3400]

Yea I don’t understand why people do it

[@milesedgeworth6114]

why would someone stoop that low ? its weird

[@waffleauflauf4213]

Ikr? You don't know what you're stealing. You don't need it. Especially these days, when people can order things like medicines or health items.

[@SaintSC05]

@@koru1104 Yeah, only in America do people steal.........

[@lailasharida8034]

Shoes: "exist" Tortoise: so you have chosen..death

[@tayiba9818]

You're pfp is beautiful

[@StormyBoi6]

Yas mr SKOOTH or microwaved caprisun

[@harleyoyelade9988]

Ayyy skek my favourite pals members and roblox KZbinr :D (is pals still a thing)

[@lailasharida8034]

@@harleyoyelade9988 the pals has broke up

[@harleyoyelade9988]

Skek is it official? I mean they must eventually come back right

[@asach-w3t]

Shoe : *exists* Turtle : I'm about to end this man whole career

[@jdlcgaming3283]

Its a god damn tortoise

[@twiztylemons8775]

Not funny and so unoriginal

[@Khaimi_ni]

@@twiztylemons8775 Like you

[@Khaimi_ni]

@@jdlcgaming3283 Kinda the same thing I mean they are both reptiles(obviously)

[@thecottonturtle2311]

@@Khaimi_ni They are not the same

[@normalhuman9878]

The shark egg was so cool! I remember going to the beach for the first time and finding shark egg cases everywhere so it’s awesome to see what they looked like with the sharks still inside

[@ahmadbaker8648]

The shoe that man was wearing actually weighed over 10 quintillion tonnes and if he didn’t have it on, the tortoise would have knocked him to another realm.

[@eumeytimes]

His foot would've gone all the way to China

[@milo8724]

He would have Yeeted that man to the Milky Way galaxy

[@cad2682]

Wdym? He would have exited the known universe.

[@pyrrehraus6571]

he would have gone to wyoming

[@Ash-my4gf]

Ahmad Baker wait how is he supposed to move

[@oh7004]

that painting looks real

[@richardbiggles8562]

I'm sure Bob Ross would approve

[@tachi7923]

The Jeep gave it away for me D:

[@Drenamow]

Owen Hawksfield Meanwhile i cant make a straight stickman

[@bearrett_8783]

Ikr

[@snaddy7650]

Yeah, very!

[@jappatsandhu9758]

That painting looks soooo real I thought it was like in real life

[@joshuas3897]

Same

[@aint.responsible]

So it wasn't in real life?

[@garylawless2236]

We call this 'super realism'. The most famous one is called "The Canadian Club".

[@irish.5089]

Lol i was like What do you mean painting? I didnt skipped the video but i didnt see any I watched it again LOL I THOUGHT ITS REAL LIKE NOTHING JUST HAPPENED YES CAPS

[@infinitekaosv3]

Yeah

[@acutedog9189]

Turtle: "YEARS OF TRAINING HAVE BROUGHT UP TO THIS MOMENT. SHOE, MY FATHER HAD SORT OF A LITTLE GRUDGE ON YOU. PREPARE FOR ANNIHALATION."

[@jaykenarn6223]

Tortoise: "This battle will be legendary."

[@rahilsanghavi9347]

That's Master Oogway😂

[@sherwinuy6111]

Tai Lung?

[@pinhead8973]

He be like: a worthy opponent

[@GdottyOnYT]

Master oogway vs tai lung in kung fu panda

[@irisdeona2168]

Lol

[@JAleck]

“SQUIRTLE, USE TACKLE!” It wasn’t very effective. “THEN TACKLE HARDER!!!”

[@happiest9225]

If that didn't work use more tackle - *Someone*

[@harshjain3122]

More like skull bash, but ok

[@ellabel_]

XDD Nice bro. Loved this! 😝

[@charsage1036]

What if we hit them even harder?

[@ellabel_]

@@charsage1036 O_O

[@vernzmarcobenitez2332]

Tortoise: Get your shoe the *_HECC_* outta me sidewalk! I conquer this land!

[@nempt_]

No no, it’s *H* *E* *C* *C*

[@nelsongreenway9408]

Yo

[@thatperson196]

No swearing on my Christian Minecraft server

[@ahmedalmatari9758]

Autismic Apple why did I read this in mr. krabs voice lol

[@jusjetz]

This is the first time I see turtles use their own shells as battering Rams. 0:06

[@avoughtf4u-4corsair19]

He can attacc He can Prottecc But most importantly He got a shell on his bacc

[@we.977]

LE EPICLY DABS *DAB* *DAB* *DAB*

[@inglasaralegui2073]

Riley Helo you're under arrest by the dab police

[@we.977]

NUUU I SHALL NOT BE ARREST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@bquecha7526]

Riley Helo *Excuse me, we need to escort you to the door*

[@Wolf_Gaming-o4l]

Good meme

[@xyon9090]

*Baby hedgehog sounds like a newborn puppy*

[@nsxzlaz8569]

Ye

[@skootergirl22]

Spikey puppy

[@eggxecution]

Twas Sonic when he was young

[@LauraBidingCitizen]

The Spie Ah. Those were the days.

[@Verssion1]

My dog freaked out

[@rituagarwal7812]

The foot: **exists** Master Oogway: so I see you have chosen death.

[@hi_imken8860]

I'm gonna reply

[@antarctica1341]

WAH

[@pogobod2128]

Hmmmm *monke*

[@Grahpatah]

Master oogway is from paul ameerah and the gluten mom right?

[@chamecarose-fashionhealthb1578]

Master Oogway from kung fu pander

[@zukiix_]

*I Loved It How The Turtle Kept Nudging The Shoe...Too Cute*

[@mydoez9862]

Daily dose of internet: Posts videos where the first clip is the thumbnail [Everyone liked that]

[@gabrielsebastianelhagezote1486]

I thought he always did that The spanish version "Un Poco De Todo" does it.

[@neogeobiscuit67]

And the channel that does not clickbait

[@apotato-]

@@nuh_uh2507 why didn't you keep it like that

[@SquidwardsGooch]

You must be new here

[@owenismyname.3023]

Hahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahhahhahahaahahhahaahahahahahaha.funnyn

[@roman.g_1641]

Why is no one talking about the bicycle lock? That was simply pathetic!

[@Kidraver555]

Made in the usa.

[@AsheeBep]

@@Kidraver555 U.S.A 🇺🇸 I live in Canada 🇨🇦

[@NeedaNewAlias]

Because we all watched that video from Lockpick Lawyer on his site already

[@prism2451]

Ok folks, this is something you should avoid while purchasing a bike lock. In any case, this is all i have for you today, if you have any questions or comments, please write them down below.

[@utharkruna1116]

I was thinking , I have one of those cutting tools.

[@real_mushroom_hunter]

Shoe: exists Tortoise: so you have chosen... death..

[@iagoofdraiggwyn98]

Shoe: exists Tortoise: "peace was never an option"

[@Otocrophis]

"This might look cute ,but this baby might take over the world sometime..." Me: Baby Hitler flashbacks

[@La_Maquina806]

Let's make sure the baby gets accepted to art school this time

[@ItsNotAllRainbows_and_Unicorns]

Finally, a bike lock for people who want to get rid of their bikes.

[@cujoedaman]

Oh, that one isn't even the worst of them. Check out LockPickingLawyer (where the video is from), you'll wonder why you use locks for anything.

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

@@cujoedaman I mean, the average criminal (At least in the U.S) are mostly just people who are looking for something to steal to sell for drugs. And even then, you have to take more time and tools to break into a house silently, but that will all be pointless if they have cameras inside and outside because they can see who you are and what car you are driving.

[@amirdawson770]

Rocky Curiel that actually makes a lot of sense. Now wonder people go around stealing random crap

[@ItsNotAllRainbows_and_Unicorns]

@@cujoedaman Yes, I follow his vids. "nothing on one, two, three is binding tightly, click on six, pulling back to four, little clock on three...." 10 seconds later, "And we got this open."

[@Wasabi4]

Okay, but can we talk about that painting

[@colbyandbrennen3543]

That turtle is me fighting my problems

[@ashimmitra5667]

**Shoe** : Tortoise: Finally a worthy opponent

[@klementinez]

I thought the painting was just a normal video

[@lifegood3183]

Erjonadi ikr it was outstanding ;)

[@nickname2645]

Erjonadi are you albanian nese po ckemi

[@MyTummyREALLYhurts]

For real

[@FellowLlama]

Who else thought the painting was real life?

[@poiiihy]

not me

[@somerandom7137]

Lmao me

[@harry15079]

Me

[@williamjohns6551]

Tripped the fuck out of me. Had to watch it a few times

[@cleanclouds]

Well it is real life lmao

[@stephaniaworthington4129]

2:40 I didn’t realize this was a painting ‘til he said it was a painting 😅

[@MarcoMa210]

I didnt realized it was a painting until his instagram appeared

[@chibi_okami]

@@MarcoMa210 Same

[@Lolybelle009]

Me too! That art is just amazing.

[@aaaz-wt2qf]

@@Lolybelle009 ikr his art was just fantastic to look at ngl

[@pulledpork_revolving_doors]

samee

[@Fipsh]

He referred to LockPickingLayer as "This Person" How dare he.

[@connorosborn1950]

2:35 Oh wow thats a painting? Almsost thought someone was recording outside

[@Wolf_Gaming-o4l]

Flying Bull I thought it was

[@koperpac4638]

Flying Bull is that painting better than the Mona Lisa

[@LivingOnlyOfficial]

same here XD

[@twix9682]

This painting was in one of his older videos

[@Ke.442]

Flying Bull Same, it's so realistic

[@arandompotato3626]

2:47 "the amount of detail that went into the making of this painting was incredible" me: that was a painting

[@periottt6896]

That looks like a picture

[@Sleepydreams_123]

Same ngl

[@shixuo]

thats it?

[@ga69y]

@@shixuo wdym

[@CrumbyCrumbs]

It looked so real

[@KLOUDIFIC]

Me: not noticing what is special about this photo Guy: You can see how much detail was put in this painting Me: ......... that’s a painting?!

[@jacksoncrews6880]

HOLLOWGR4PHIC 27 same I was like “wait what I thought it was just some1 takin a picture of their car xD

[@joannaandthedog7472]

i thought he was showing us how a white van can kidnap or something

[@KLOUDIFIC]

Joanna and the dog hmm that’s a different way to think about it

[@finnr0890]

Same

[@harvenburg133]

HOLLOWGR4PHIC 27 i had the exact same reaction

[@09RadBoy]

2:08 that’s just *sad* because they are perfectly fine cars…

[@Pkliugff56]

Yeah! So many Volkswagens

[@abhinavsubramanian8028]

@@Pkliugff56 Can't they change the mistake in the existing cars, put them for further testing instead of recalling 350,000 cars? I'm not saying it's possible on so many cars, but even after recycling them, a lot of wastage will happen.

[@fredsilvers1427]

I know. That's just such a waste

[@lonelyronin2428]

Imagine all the young adults in college or just moving out that need one.

[@AnkhAnanku]

Yeah, I feel like they’re not really solving the problem

[@anaccountwithalotofusernam6211]

2:35 actually thought it was a real life video.

[@doctorchesse7440]

everyone does

[@doctorchesse7440]

@Armaplic ?

[@epaciannorth6633]

@Armaplic every thought? Woah there buddy you just became a hypocrite

[@ftaloYT]

@Armaplic it's "everyone did" lmao

[@pee4563]

r/woosh

[@gabrielgili9880]

shoes: **exist** turtle: "and I took that personally"

[@hantenguuppermoon4730]

Ok

[@kanalbudget2987]

@Aspects bruh party pooper

[@anormalperson1188]

Tortoise*

[@anormalperson1188]

@@kanalbudget2987 what is wrong with correcting someone?

[@pedroperryresende5126]

@@anormalperson1188 it's a joke, that's the problem

[@i-win]

*Who would win?* A tortise One shoey boi

[@katiehatton5204]

i-win turtle shoe yeezy

[@taupe599]

i-win tortoise

[@kittyyoutuber9]

TORTOISE!!!!!

[@lifegood3183]

Shoey boy but tortoise cute tho

[@NovaAnimations]

A baby trying to take over the world.

[@youngTAGZ]

Tortoise: Peace was never an option

[@kamikazexd3297]

The turtle is a paid actor

[@tgv6t]

Xd

[@baileyw894]

I KNEW IT!!

[@sunnynoriega4288]

EVIL!!!

[@atlanticmapping4089]

The box should have triggered an audio saying "Alarm Activated, recording in process." See how people would react to that!

[@jeffo9401]

Or “Explosive activated.”

[@vuo7ng]

*Alarm activated, Auto Destruct in 5, 4...

[@ephemal]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqDbmXehYs2qq9E you might like this, it’s a glitter bomb someone made so once it’s opened it shoots out a lot of glitter and there is a recording device inside that’s shows what happens when someone open the stolen box

[@matthewkeller6908]

“Tactical nuke incoming!!!!!!”

[@scarmackd1498]

warystatue33 that made me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit

[@FlacoGaming]

2:34 what's wrong with the trucks? *zooms in* IT'S A PAINTING?!?

[@yellowfootproductions8835]

No i thought the same

[@Agilku117]

Yeah, if he didn't say its a painting I would never know it was a painting.

[@somethingcool7865]

How is someone stupid for thinking it’s real? It looked almost exactly like real life from a distance

[@gohzy7425]

Ikr

[@olivetree1690]

My reaction

[@shieldgenerator7]

2:42 it took me way too long to realize it was a painting. thats truly incredible

[@mr.jazzmoose1937]

That was one big shoe tho

[@esteban_osman]

Tell me more

[@Backyardmech1]

You have big feet

[@lackofboringstuf2347]

@@akosacs01 then i like big shoes owners. Lol no homo

[@nolanlanger4516]

I think it was a cast

[@yungchoqquit]

Skaw3n nah the No Homo law states that saying “no homo” after any phrase immediately nullifies any gayness

[@matthewko479]

At 2:35, I thought it was an actual video, and I was trying to figure out what was so special about it lol.

[@lbvlogs4624]

Matthew Ko lol same

[@domeow2184]

Same xD

[@fvxwell]

Me too

[@modpackmadness4158]

Same😂

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Well it's a beautiful house it would be better with a supra on the drive though

[@acefire6983]

2:33 Was anyone else Shocked realizing that was a Painting when they zoomed in

[@JonathanLopez-xs6vr]

Fr

[@funkymonkey7202]

I was like Hey what's so interesting about this photograph then he zooms in and I was in awe

[@SiPakRubah]

I didn't see it until I saw the owner of the vid.

[@rakhee95]

Yes, I saw it again as a painting. We need to revise the definition of perfection.

[@leoflores8174]

Yep

[@mrivera3046]

Device works out your face by a cost of a few braincells💀

[@ironici]

"Why are they just zooming in on the yard- OH MY GOD"

[@pumpkin8222]

I was amazed to see its a painting

[@flintmidnight]

SAME IKR

[@silvermoon1922]

THAT WAS MY REACTION IKR

[@brockmeade4450]

You mean you blue my mind

[@Shushh36]

@@brockmeade4450 😂

[@-addy-8524]

The Hedgehog was squealing because they don’t like to be turned around on their backs because they feel unsafe I don’t recommend anybody do that because it can stress them out

[@Wolf_Gaming-o4l]

-Addy - Wow thx for the information

[@ackboi6564]

Alright smartass

[@ciderfizz7200]

Moist Motherlode -__-

[@ackboi6564]

@@-addy-8524 pp

[@archive-of-angie]

Wow, thanks for the information, I was planning on getting a hedgehog as my own pet some time, and this was helpful. 👌

[@lwright9690]

Teacher: "So class what have we learned today!" That one kid: Turtles really hate shoes.

[@Disapeare]

That one kid: Yea Turtles really hate shoes not tortoise

[@harleyoyelade9988]

hello bye same thing boi

[@thesilliestsillyyyy]

Jotaro Kujo No tortoises can’t swim

[@spoopymantis4329]

@@thesilliestsillyyyy aaand they have stubby feet.

[@9311.]

Yep

[@justincoleman3805]

I wish someone would grab my package.

[@froggo1405]

Watching the people steal packages from porches for some reason makes me so incredibly furious.

[@sharpiemanyepyeah3892]

Legit same.

[@thedab156]

Same

[@NuclearShadowYT]

Same

[@endkiller7985]

Gotta agree bro

[@ClownFromTheYear9998]

It makes me lose hope for humanity.

[@tehrigel]

Who else thought the painting at 2:33 was In real life??

[@vinnyeru]

Everyone

[@isnortcrayons6226]

Yup mei

[@jeremyy390]

@@vinnyeru Yup

[@shadowwsk3507]

Me

[@gabrielcesar96]

I was still trying to know what was the big deal with that photo. Until he say it was a painting (!!!)

[@speedyspeed8178]

0:28 lol, its sad that diffrent people just comes around and think “aye there’s my free package”

[@yourlocaltoad5102]

Especially since they dont know what’s inside. Could be a new iPhone, could be a replacement for the cap of the battery opening of a grandmothers insulin pump, could be a huge ass bag of cocaine. Stealing packages without knowing whats inside is even worse than stealing packages of which you know whats inside.

[@souda7353]

Marvin Xox - Someone opened my Webkinz package on my porch and the doorbell showed this lady opening my mail like it was the jackpot and then her face when she saw it was a Webkinz stuffed animal 😂😂

[@thatsonechicken7580]

Like these people don’t even know what’s in there person: steals package Package: wart cream!

[@MrCosmin94]

Id beat the crap out of them with a base ball bat. They are asking for it.

[@marcdannyle1207]

Its sad but you said lol?

[@mydayz2737]

shoe: what is he doing to me? turtle: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!

[@kingsofserbiangameplay1623]

That baby is probably discussing about the best position for her to take a dump

[@checkoutmyobnoxiousallcaps4940]

LEL

[@mionikat]

LOL yeh!

[@copyrighted4382]

*DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER*

[@copyrighted4382]

@@toastedcookie DId yOU JuSt aSsuME WhAT It iDEnTiFIes aS

[@mohsinr6949]

3:04 "You will lead millions.... either willingly or as slaves" - Dwight K Schrute

[@samh2467]

Lmao

[@edgeofforever7720]

"send them to the pacifier camps!!!"

[@coldpumpkin1176]

Milk came out of my knows when I read this!!

[@kujokujo3144]

Humberto Argueta *nose

[@angela_rxd]

Next time they should actually make the package explode...

[@mehirsinghr]

LMAOOOO

[@jellyacc]

fuck yes.

[@DrDeity]

I would want to watch that. 😂

[@qm230]

Just a bit

[@RoyalExc]

Angela Rad, would serve em right!

[@marenjeworowski9859]

That painting was amazing...at first I thought it was a photo, really well done 👏

[@tealie5966]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, attacking the foot clan

[@Iowa.61]

This deserves to be pinned

[@furrymeeps9907]

Lol😂😂😂

[@EE-tc9ss]

LMAOOOO

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Good one very good one

[@HayderAbdulridha]

Foot clan, lol

[@tecigany836]

I was like “what am i supposed to look at?” And then realized its a painting

[@yeetedbot]

Same

[@anonymousanonymous-tw3wm]

me too lol

[@johnblome6093]

I didn’t even realize it was a painting until he said it was

[@ennead]

Same. It was so realistic I didn't immediately realized it was a painting.

[@jeanp.5929]

I think that's everyone.

[@gachacherry6623]

Bro I thought that painting was real 🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@davianlols6585]

lol me too

[@denischam8993]

Lol i was like why are you showing me this farmer's barn

[@coal159]

It is real ;)

[@coal159]

That’s not fake painting

[@coal159]

Yes yes it was a joke

[@frostfalcon1356]

The baby hedgehog is so adorable!

[@pineappletv625]

Wait....why is he showing us a boring photograph? Oh...it..it’s actually a painting

[@jaredlough3825]

Its amazing and it's a painting

[@aetherwebdev3620]

That was the moment when I was awestruck for the first time in a while.

[@michaelerlanger2797]

I thought it was real

[@Lemonsrt]

Literally my response “that’s not a painting you lia- oh”

[@jncgaming8024]

I low key couldn’t tell it was a painting

[@C4dile]

“Almost every single car will be crushed and recycled” *STONKS*

[@jack1496]

can explain the joke

[@Tommmmmmyssssss]

Someone should steal them like bruh so much time material and money wasted

[@jack1496]

Tommy Sullivan but uh... what does *STONKS* mean tho

[@jack1496]

Tommy Sullivan although I definitely agree like give that shit away to the poor in a third world country at least

[@WholesaleTurbos]

@@Tommmmmmyssssss pretty sure the recall was for updated software loaded into the existing computer. They can pass emissions but they will loose power and mpg

[@monkeytoucher248]

Who else was wondering what was wrong with the picture at 2:33. Then I found out it was a painting

[@lazy6695]

fr i didnt know that this a a painting

[@productivitygod7887]

I thought it was a video

[@ThePinnacle415]

Ya that was incredible... I wish I could paint like that

[@BlackWarhawk13]

did you all muted this video? he is saying this is a painting. wow

[@jmandawgfan2533]

at first I thought the truck was fake, but the whole painting?!

[@SomeRando5370]

That tortoise seemed really angry, I wonder why.

[@RonZ234]

Maybe because the shoe killed his friend master shi-fu

[@ryanchristophergregorio9026]

No one: Some random trainer: Squirtle use tackle!!

[@DMW111090]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🤣🤣💀

[@fireblaze8491]

Some random reply: Shoe use protect

[@ashmaan2386]

More like withdraw.

[@fireblaze8491]

@@ashmaan2386 nah not withdraw it looks like headbutt

[@ashmaan2386]

Iron head

[@riloxartz6767]

So we all just ignore the that pao "fitness" training?

[@firmanimad]

It's bullshit. But I might use it to convince ny gf to give more head lol

[@bruhdoyouknowmeyouno.8972]

Baby: (deep voice) alright, kids let’s do this! One, two, three.... DOUBLE SQUAT!

[@theauditorisswag673]

I turned on captions and I was so confused-

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Japan I think has a whole market with those nonsensical kind of items. Don't worry, even Japanese people think they're dumb. I think it's more like a gag gift.

[@shubhamsemwal2225]

They actually got Christiano ronaldo to market it

[@WackyTheWise]

When all of life’s hardships finally got to turtle, he banged his head on a shoe in frustration.

[@k2comix781]

oof

[@fulcrum2951]

Oof

[@Subscriberswithnovideoch-nz7jg]

Oof

[@crunchyslushie2536]

Oof

[@domireno]

oof

[@Butterscotch0001]

2:33 really got me, that looked so realistic before it zoomed in and you could see the paint

[@elsquisheeone]

I was walking home from school one day when I saw a turtle in my driveway. I was super confused and had no idea where it came from. I basically stared at it for maybe 5 minutes just trying to understand what happened. Eventually it got stuck in a crack, so I carefully lifted it so it could get out. And then the *ungrateful bastard* rammed my foot. So I moved away, and just like in the video it chased after me and rammed my foot again. I never saw the turtle again after that

[@HoneyBee-Bee]

Damn so ungrateful lmao 😂

[@SirusRotv]

You interrupted it's pilgrimage that's the highest turtle sin.

[@audreyn1996]

Don’t you mean tortoise?

[@audreyn1996]

Sirus, Reaper of The Void its*

[@koweaboo70]

Spicy Citrus Wassup smart ass

[@eugenecacao7955]

Omfg I thought the head of the turtle was stepped on omfg

[@wooooooooow3592]

SAME

[@Flying._ball]

Me too

[@dankestranch8738]

Saaame I'm so disappointed fuck turtles

[@avanda.7070]

Same dude I was about to unsub from this guy just for that thumbnail.

[@unknownjr]

@@avanda.7070 oh no, make way for the drama queen.

[@wevibindoe2379]

Did anyone else think the thumbnail was a dude crushing a turtles head

[@zackgabriel1524]

Omg natsuu

[@janeceokeefe4988]

Ye

[@yumiito24]

Natsuuu

[@sxnflower9178]

Yup XD

[@charleschristensen8556]

Yup

[@chrishantz6763]

Shoe: *does nothing * Tortoise: so you have chosen death