Tory leadership: Blue on Blue!

[@TheBorderRyker]

“From Darlington in Scotland to Cheshire in Wales.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻

[@robmarmaduke]

That net zero gag was brilliant!

[@plym1969]

The writing of this sketch is absolutely brilliant as is the delivery. Matt is at the top of his game.🙂

[@lyingcorrectly]

Net Zero refers to the number of Tory party members who will be alive in 2050 😂

[@Booce2008]

Incredible wit, hilarious jokes and a timeline I can't imagine working to, well played Sir and long may you keep up the good work.

[@davidpanton3192]

The only conslation is that one of them won't be in the cabinet come September...

[@JustMe-bx8gu]

Hahaha, both of them would even be better 😉

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

Don't bet on it. I would not put it past either of them not to put the other in the cabinet as a scapegoat. Probably Brexit Secretary since it is the most likely to end in disaster.

[@chloehayllar6195]

On the ball again...brilliant 🤣

[@SkyEcho7]

😂😂😂 '...from Darlington in Scotland to Cheshire in Wales.'

[@duncanspears9860]

Priceless as ever Matt. What a gift these Tory wannabe leaders delivering a seemingly endless stream of choice material - All for you to entertain us.

[@nekite1]

I always look forward to Matt's sketches - guaranteed to skewer those wazzocks with spot on gags.

[@vivienclogger]

I have an image of the shadow puppeteers behind the current leaders digging up the remains of Thatcher and accidentally reanimating the coffin and not the corpse and Voila! - Liz Truss was born.

[@fionnhodgson]

"Nobody will be able to tell Rishi what to do, ever again!" "Well, except the electorate." "..... ᵧₑₛₛₛₛ⁽¬‿¬⁾"

[@lesleyedgley8371]

The party that just keeps on giving...to comedians like Matt! Excellent use of their duplicity Matt.👏👏👏👏😁

[@Demun1649]

Brilliant as usual. Sad it is all based on solid ideas by the two bricks that are the last two candidates. Love the spelling visual jokes.

[@ai-d2121]

As a Dutchman can I say that UK politics is funny in itself but portrait by Matt making it even funnier to the point that it might actually turn into a killer joke. So Matt; be carefull because people may die as a result of UK politics and you making it mortally funny. Potentially.

[@Anmeteor9663]

Politics in the UK is already responsible for the 200000 dead in the ongoing pandemic.

[@ai-d2121]

@@Anmeteor9663 Well. Even with a well managed system there would have been 0.0015% of the population dying ( = about 100000). In better managed countries the death toll is about 0.001%.

[@derekp2674]

Excellent, thanks Matt.

[@alexgrafe]

„If a fridge isn’t working, …, you replace the handle” Matt, I’m dying here! You’re not thinking of the consequences of your words, Matt! 🤣

[@stevewhite3085]

Excellent as always Matt ,😂 spoil the view from their second homes 😂. And hes still bloody there !!! Dame nadine Dorres what the hell

[@Demun1649]

Lord Mad Nad. Has a nice ring to it. Has she attacked BoJoke yet?

[@dilibau]

"What's a pun?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@brianbennellick589]

Keep these coming, otherwise the next six weeks are going to be UNBEARABLE!!!!

[@gadgett4174]

😂 The term 'Net Zero' will never be the same.. 🤣

[@Sam-xq8xh]

Keep up the great work!

[@richardbradley1532]

The cargo cult jibe is both hilarious and absolutely spot on.

[@delvo76]

😆😆😆 so much gold but for some reason "Jeremy Corbyn!" being the response to the greatest threat query nearly made tea shoot out of my nose! Top class as always Matt

[@ghengis430]

That you pick up all their shit and put it together in such a clever and funny way , astounds me! Love it.

[@drussell_]

*Spot on,* as always, Matt! Keep up the wonderful work!!

[@MrBluebeard3]

Brilliant as ever, thanks Matt. You've summed it up, thank God. Now I don't have watch the real morons on TV. news. Phew, freed up an evening.

[@mrpositronia]

Thanks, Matt, for making sense of their nonsense. True public service hero!

[@timstoddard3707]

"What's a pun?" *moments later* "Oh! I just got it!"

[@Oziachx]

When are you going to get your own satire show Matt? Someone needs to give you a show.

[@verandisoldusty6834]

How the hell are you so on the ball all the time? That's fantastic & loving the candidate slogans, hilarious 😂.

[@JustMe-bx8gu]

I am out of breath trying to keep up!

[@pamelathomas8759]

Another great video matt, once again spot on

[@dfishpool7052]

Loved the 'second home' comment - so true. Hilarious as ever - great work - thanks Matt.

[@keithmorgan3929]

Matt Green, along with Tom Walker as Johnathan Pie, provide everything we need to know about what is going on in UK politics. Just like TW as JP, Matt provides a depth of highly intelligent insight, embedded in a satirical delivery, that is not only outstandingly funny but also a factual commentary on what is actually going on in UK politics: Brilliant. PS: The BBC might as well be Fox news now, as far as I am concerned, especially after their unbelievably crap reporting of the queues at Dover situation: TV news at its very worst, imho 🤬.

[@hopeforbetter382]

Great Expectations followed by Bleak House, what else can one say about the two Candidates.

[@carolynwestlake7670]

Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh 😂😂

[@ultraginge1990]

Love your stuff buddy. Always a pleasure to watch.

[@bodricthered]

'What's a pun...'. Welcome to our future overlords people.... Just as evil as the last lot but even dimmer, bet you thought that wasn't possible....

[@toadmeister1964]

Oh Matt, just wonderful. Grinning like a very grinny thing now.

[@jamieashton3835]

In these very dark times it's good to get a smile thanks Matt

[@peterclarke7240]

Net zero refers to all the Tory party members who'll be alive in 2050. Yup. I'm having that one. 😂

[@AlexandraBryngelsson]

Brilliant! I love your videos!

[@serinadelmar6012]

oh my God this is so funny 😂 You were already hilarious but this is genius!

[@adrianrutterford762]

Nice One Matt! Wonderful insight into the thinking of the candidates’ representatives.

[@jacquelinedeigan776]

Brilliant as always

[@sarkybugger5009]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

[@MrJaspett]

Absolutely relentless, like you squashed an entire episode of Spitting Image into 3 minutes.

[@henrygingercat]

Absolutely perfect.

[@zetectic7968]

Tragi-comedy that is sadly true. Glad to see your writing skills haven't wilted in the heat. I have a sinking feeling that we will need you more than ever in the coming 2 years.

[@J.D.M.R]

these are brilliant

[@Lincoln_Bio]

Loony Liz ftw it'd be hell but it'd be pretty funny, the satire would write itself

[@geraldhornsby]

Brilliant!

[@piccalillipit9211]

*TRULY BRILLIANT* I'm hoping PORK MARKETS wins - either way it will be terrible, so it may as well be hysterical and terrible...

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

I was pulling for Lord Buckethead was going to pull off a dark horse victory but it turns out he didn't want anything to do with the current Tory party.

[@anglonorse2943]

Oh it's going to be glorious, tories fighting like rats in a sack, but thanks to press coverage it'll be a see through sack and the rats are tories !

[@Lighting_Desk]

It's like putting glitter on a turd.

[@steves7013]

Soooo many jems, i can't pick one out! Just brilliant thanks for making me laugh again Matt. Will have too listen at least twice so as not to miss anything 😂

[@hylen26]

It's all inexorable.

[@anbu1325]

I didn't get the Hasta La Vista joke. Could someone explain?

[@janetgough6585]

When a fridge isn't working, replace the handle... My fridge isn't working, and is spewing gunk all over the floor, just like the Tories. It's too old to be fixed and I can't afford to replace it - that image really hit home Matt!

[@loopwithers]

Matt, with each supreme haymaker you swing and land, the reasons why Liz and Rishi will soon remove the rights to comedic political satire become clearer.

[@andunabu3238]

Class!

[@EdFrench_uk]

I was listening to this without the video and was very confused!

[@onemoredeadman]

Deceptive and thick, or thick and deceptive, what a choice

[@tombrown3985]

SO good

[@pedrofigueiredo7850]

Rishis have been revered saints and sages in India through the ages. How fortunate are the Brits to have one now !

[@janef3730]

Really looking forward to the Dizzy and Dishy show. Thanks Matt

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

No mention of Camppain yet? I'm beginning to wonder if your audience are remembering to watch out for the visual Easter Eggs as well as the verbal. 😉 (By the way, I used to get camp pain but then I started doing hip exercises and that improved it! 😁)

[@somethingelse4878]

Brilliant just brilliant lol

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Great video

[@annettealex1]

rather watch matt debate himself, he makes more sense and has a better grip on the facts then the torie sycophants, love it matt

[@hangforh6320]

back on it. quality

[@joanneolive7128]

I've worked on many camppains.

[@Timlagor]

The lectorate can't tell Rishi what to do -that's Murdoch's prerogative!

[@hammerqos]

The real enemy Jeremy Corbyn - Net zero the amount of Tories still alive in 2050. . Brilliant stuff, Matt is pure quality.

[@carolramsey6287]

Boris is also so poorly educated that he doesn't know that the Spanish don't say "Hasta la vista" "Hasta luego" is more likely or simply "Adios" but I don't think he likes the latter.

[@laxeystu8096]

Very funny

[@Ucofatoffski]

LOL - who flagged 1:21 to 1:25 as a Sponsor? LOL

[@ahmedhamaidia385]

Why doesn’t Matt have a prime time program on terrestrial? I for one would get a licence jus for that

[@jeremyripton]

❤

[@somethingelse4878]

Matt would you consider a show at the brewery arts center kendal (free mint cake) They had the drummer from the jam, mark thomas, colonel Gaddafi and many more. Okay not colonel gaddafi but still would you consider it. Im not linked to the arts center btw but im sure you will pack it

[@geoffreynolds4740]

We’re you a smart Alec at school? If not you are now! I am thankful this. An Eccles Cake as big as Chorley.

[@clivemortimore8203]

The real enemy.....What Jeremy Corbyn? Coffee splattered allover my screen.........again.

[@Anmeteor9663]

So many genius funny gags in under three minutes. Seriously though, I rely on Matt as my primary source of political news. The BBC stuff is sooooo fake!

[@justsayen2024]

😂🤣🤣😅🤣

[@gyszabolcs]

I wish this was a joke :)

[@cobbler40]

These contests are great entertainment however murdoch has backed Truss. So guess the result !

[@valdofranc3470]

Sunburn or bad makeup or part of the plot??

[@EPmager]

Check what the temperature in England has been in the past week 😆