Totally Accurate Battle Simulator | "VANOSS' AUTOGRAPH!"

[@H2ODelirious]

Thank you for dropping by my channel today! Let me know that you enjoyed this video by leaving a like on it! It encourages me to play it more often. Who would you like to see me play against?

[@endo3528]

Yes

[@degenerateonacross4258]

Hi

[@alcenteam9738]

Hi

[@ted_gamer5717]

Ohm. Ohm playing this game would be funny

[@zander_sama1959]

You should play against terroriser or nogla

[@smileguyanimations8776]

Delirous- Crow scream Cartoonz- Seagull Vanoss- Owl head.. They are all BIRDS!

[@illumni3068]

Birdb?

[@redoxmlg5745]

You forgot early bird

[@thelegendaryepico7845]

Lol

[@Saiyan_Swagger]

CA-CAW

[@Damned_Knight.]

Ohm is a seagull

[@BrinTheBoy]

"I wanna talk to you." **Steps off the map**

[@benisboihoi119]

Whyyyyy

[@cecilvyse3718]

Hi

[@heywaitasecond46]

10:35 Delirious: I pulled a little sneaky on yaa

[@marianacampos7302]

Lol

[@MonirulIslam-rj9ie]

They had us in the first half not going to lie

[@phamun6297]

4:57 get up, Get up, GET UP

[@brandonsisouvong9476]

Vanoss: “I don’t like people with hockey masks” Vanoss: “OH CANADA!”

[@krystalshelby]

not to mention he's a hockey player himself lol

[@sebastienpiccinato5945]

JASON VOORHES IS PISSED BY THIS COMMENT

[@gibio396]

Omg I was literally thinking to myself that a tabs delirious video would be great Also always great to see crowlirius

[@shockedgame5558]

Gibi O GGGGAAAAAAAAAA

[@abrahamakuri182]

You mean *Crowlerious*

[@NotRuthOrConnor]

I like your profile pic!

[@abrahamakuri182]

Ooooh so I have been spelling it wrong this whole time😂

[@gibio396]

The Predator thanks yours is cool too Always love seeing predator fans

[@owlysloth]

I just love the way Delirious gets so excited and emotional over his army, like a child with his toys

[@SK-ww7ud]

“You ain’t getting a hwacha that’s not fair” Places a god unit

[@Shadowglitchplayz]

LOL

[@test2016]

19:00 that DAB was amazing!!!

[@kristoffer-2614]

Delirious: ”you ever heard of Vlad the Impaler?” Vanoss: ”is he RuSsIaN?” *cries in romanian*

[@reichtanglevictor1694]

T_T

[@cartooncritique6625]

Apparently, Vanoss has never heard of Dracula! XD

[@123Bangtan]

0:43 Vanoss: "I don't like clowns and people with a hockey mask." Me: Are you sure about that?

[@radkouse1of1]

*Canadian has entered the chat.*

[@OuO-hz3ij]

(os: I don't like clowns cuz,I LOVE CLOWNS

[@ghostsvoid5298]

Delirious army veteran has entered the chat

[@SomeRandomFish]

Vanoss: and I don't like people with hockey masks Says the Canadian who used to play hockey 😂

[@Profile__1]

He has PTSD from the Candian Hockey Wars

[@KiyanPocket]

Because the Best Canadian Hockey Experts don't use masks anymore. They defend their faces with their sticks.

[@LeaderofStupid]

@@KiyanPocket not sure why but I definitely took that the wrong way...

[@ghostsvoid5298]

We don't use hockey masks anymore, there out of date

[@highlander5433]

U do realise they don’t use hockey masks now. They use helmets Well this gen

[@Rnadom-f4x]

Could you next time control a cheerleader that would be hilarious Delirious

[@lighterjester872]

Yep it would

[@hospitalbloweruper5637]

That rhymed at the end

[@henk1869]

Epic

[@mysticmrx7349]

Hilarious? No Delirious!

[@janelleharris7760]

No. No it would not.

[@TheSelfishEnd]

11:14 No joke, I actually put my glasses on at that moment! XD

[@ditnooitweer]

Really?? Nice timing 😂👍

[@dakotaohleyer9873]

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[@dakotaohleyer9873]

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[@dakotaohleyer9873]

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[@dakotaohleyer9873]

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[@mememan73]

Delirious: It’s so laggy! Me: A small price to pay for salvation

[@Psycool3695]

D's K: What do you wanna say to my fans right now!? V's H: Prru↗hu↘ 21:27

[@shadowdragon4516]

5:25 Transylvanian… Vlad Tepes, the impaler and son of the dragon! A monster without the fangs!

[@cartooncritique6625]

"A monster without fangs"...which makes it rather ironic that Bram Stoker and Hollywood would later give him fangs.

[@lolhcb]

He was a romanian king

[@shadowdragon4516]

Streak Kill sorry mixed up the monster for the man!

[@lolhcb]

Ok no proble5

[@bobjane9338]

Also a porn star

[@amananddoggo8962]

0:13 I HAVE SO MUCH *ENERGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY* (Insert infinite red bulls behind Evan)

[@dumbjay4439]

19:01 That taekwando character is like: *Hit them with the dab*

[@susgojira3160]

Taekwando is whats it CALLED? I didnt know that

[@danthiel8623]

Taek means arms wando means legs

[@danthiel8623]

Marital arts that I did for four years

[@zakhaque606]

I love ur TABS videos👍 I LIKED DELIRIOUS

[@mizuki8712]

5:05 The greatest man in human history, with all my respect.

[@Specialshark]

Delirious: you ain't getting a hawacha Delirious *Gives it to vannos anyways* Delirious *Reality can be whatever I want*

[@gee-dimnd693]

12:40 This is probably one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen

[@theoutlapf1]

Drax:Thanosss!Argh! Delirious:Vanossss!Argh!

[@jeremybk54]

i wish this had an actual multiplayer with each controlling/placing units

[@TuneAces]

@traceurs619 That would be difficult because they would have to add more keys for the keyboard and they would have to use 2 mouse for online play but thats just my guess on why their isnt

[@dapicaj2225]

@@TuneAces i think he meant on 2 diffrent computers.

[@moonie1580]

@@TuneAces no they are doing on 2 computers like doing a video calls

[@gamer-hl4cp]

they use a single computer and just tell the other person what to put.

[@VanguardEndeavor]

4:50 Picture the blue guy saying this as he flies. “Haha sucker, this was my plan all along and you fell right into my trap *evil laugh* “ 15:15 What a way to go huh XD 19:28 As well

[@Quietest_Coyote]

5:54 "*I once saw John Wick kill three men in a bar with a pencil*"

[@redacted123]

_with a fucking pencil!_

[@cymaniouss]

Vanoss: uh and can I get a hwacha Delirious: HELL NAH U AIN'T GETTIN A HWACHA!

[@aricefarmer]

YESS DELIRIOUS MORE TABS MORE GRANNY SIM JUST MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! !!!!!

[@alonadelacruz7446]

blstd 88 IKR

[@alonadelacruz7446]

I want more TABS

[@xenvyherx6134]

nobody: Not a single soul: H20 Delirious:TEDDDYYYYYY

[@lilscrilla5081]

(8:06) Me: Mommy what fish is that called? Mom: Well son, most people call it the D.

[@waitaminuteweytaminit3975]

Kid: Dad, what does the D mean? Dad: *runs away from home*

[@Duccons]

1:38 Me just casually asking my mom for a Hwacha

[@Damned_Knight.]

13:09 when Delirious tells Vanoss that he wants a raise....

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

10:38 im never going to look at the logo the same way again thanks delerious 😂

[@Joe_Nutz_139]

4:40 Now THAT is what I call a Red Rocket.

[@shapelessshark6376]

thats what i call a crotch rocket lol.

[@harmonysparkes6562]

Love it when Vanoss and Delirious play together. Best content honestly.

[@blustickman0285]

6:51 how all the fights are...just random breathing and talking XD

[@bradinator343]

3:41 the axe guy dogded 99 arrows but his knee took 1. Well its time he gave up adventuring. 😂

[@lanjustlan2921]

I used to be an adventurer like you and then I took an arrow to the knee

[@bradinator343]

@@lanjustlan2921 at least you understood the reference. 😄

[@mooseman7697]

Sky... Finish it

[@jinu3412]

Delirious : I'm playing TABS with Vanoss and he's ready... Vanoss : sleeping.... i i am ready

[@killianlaughlin7708]

I love this video so much thank you so much for making a new tabs video😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸

[@christinegriffin8158]

Same I think tabs makes pretty cool videos

[@skeleton8362]

H 2 0 DELIRIOUS the crow king. And vanoss the owl king.

[@skeleton8362]

@@Bigawrath XD

[@peoplewhoroleplayincomment4000]

@@Bigawrath NO

[@leenahdahlawi1521]

@Slydog_D no he’s the seagull QUEEN (I just wanted to say that)

[@b.tresource5611]

These battles get so dramatic it’s insane Edit: 12:40 Almighty Push!!!

[@ClassifiedOutpost053]

Hey Delirious! The Renaissance Update Is Here! The New Units! Painter Fencer Balloon Archer Musket Halder Jouster Da Vinci Tank Red Jade And Ballooner! New Maps! Renaissance Village New Campain! Renaissance Campain

[@gladysbasco4176]

its halberd!

[@ClassifiedOutpost053]

Soorry!

[@erosion_5116]

TABS character: *walks* Delirious:OUoooOOOAAAAGgHHHhHHhH

[@LazyAlex_]

15:00 back off boiiii!!!

[@ld256]

4:48 Thor in Infinity War

[@supremedoge132]

6:41 If delirious when to vidcon

[@oc7214]

Omfg lol "if you don't like our moves.... get out of the streets" 14:00

[@tylogical9773]

“ I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGYYYY” :proceeds to snort a line

[@darkerdriftyboylaurusrolox6827]

4:32 Firework Archer: its the Best person to Fly.. Ullr: Reeeeeeeee! Hawacha: Nani! Ullr: *Throws an Axe* Hawacha: *Sr pelo Death Sream* FireWorkArcher: No Dont do this *Fires an Arrow* Ullr: Yeet! *Throws an axe* Fireworkarcher: Agh! *ded*

[@demonkiller238]

let's give props to the 4th battle: he he got shot in the PP 2 times, had all odds against him, and he still won with a firework at the PP. what an amazing guy P.S: 3:58

[@swagklown2501]

7:48 Delirious: “ What.. what.. what do you want my son? “ Vanoss: “ Um.... i want a hug. “ Delirious: “ Oh a hug? “ Vanoss: “ Yeah. “ Delirious: “ Here; let me hug you. “ * zap *

[@guardianofstrategy2462]

3:37 Ultra Instinct

[@okeemacaroni252]

Pause at 3:50 "Do you hear that?"

[@ghostsvoid5298]

Hear WHAT?

[@p4isthegodname621]

OHHH MY GOSH I HARRD IT

[@tentix5260]

What was I supposed to hear?

[@Dave-ko8gp]

What?

[@susgojira3160]

What

[@GabeVA]

She has “tooken” a little bit of drugs... Are you sure you’re not on drugs delirious?

[@fjbrwkn3394]

Lol 18:42

[@Sleep539]

0:43 Vanoss:I don’t like clowns and I don’t like people with hockey masks Me:wait Evan you play hockey before KZbin Jester:he said he didn’t like me 😥

[@XeraTheImp679]

8:17: That scream!!!!!!!!!!!! I do not get enough of it!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@double5671]

4:30 TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGAIN

[@danielleclark9853]

"Watches vid till the end sees my comment squeals a little" 😁 Thank you Delirious! You are so incredible! Love you! 💙 You should play with Jiggly next haha

[@imamazing4333]

Oh yeah your right

[@steveblackwood5797]

12:52 when you see delirious looking at the water there's a blue halfling

[@SmogReaaper]

18:20 Am I the only one that heard "a little help?"

[@ghostsvoid5298]

I heard it as well...

[@justinmartinez2699]

I heard it to

[@MrLeech]

1:38 Vanoss: maybe alittle hwa-hwatcha? H20 Delirious: lIKe HeLL jOoR GeTtIN' a HwATcHa

[@toby6380]

15:07 That backflip actually killed a guy

[@dxpressixx6524]

Top 10 most badass ANIME FIGHTS!!!!!

[@diontebryant9683]

4:48 right?

[@zanders2148]

I’m so proud to be A part of this Great big family You’re never gonna Take this away from me I’m in the... DELIRIOUS ARMY!!!!!!! DELIRIOUS ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@shajacq]

Delirous:"I'm a god" Me:yea literally, you're Zeus 🤣🤣🤣

[@HeyImTiP]

That’s what he meant...

[@SeadogDriftwood]

5:23 "Is he Russian?" You better check yourself there, Vanoss. Vlad Țepeș, (pronounced TSEPesh) a.k.a. "Vlad the Impaler" is one of Romania's greatest heroes, is celebrated for his bravery, dedication, tenacity, and yes, his viciousness. Under his rule in the mid-1400s, he had tens of thousands of enemy soldiers (mostly Ottoman Türks and Bulgarians under their command) placed atop high, sharpened poles stuck into the earth, and left there with the point up their ass where they'd gradually slide down the pole and die as they bled out. Gentle he was not!

[@luispalao7418]

4:49 He flew between the arrows, badass

[@RAX_YT]

I really love it when my two most favorite KZbinrs plays! 🙌😍💕

[@gamercrow5812]

I left a like for your driving flaming dragon skills 😂

[@JugoLo]

I liked it just cuz it’s delirious’ video 😂

[@gamercrow5812]

Of course that's why we are part of the Delirious Arm and will concur the world with laughs and silly act's right our leader.

[@yosu3689]

vanoss's laugh is so cute wtfff. His wheezing is too adorable😂

[@p4isthegodname621]

At 7:47 had me dying out laughing g😂😂😂😂

[@優美-r2j]

9:32 good faction coming soon.

[@DaFlyingSeal]

What episode of super did ullr master ultra instinct. Wait a minute let me rephrase this “Since when did ullr know ultra instinct

[@hamazing913]

129

[@towardtoes]

Love this guy love this game together its UNSTOPABLE

[@domdarklord263]

21:31 Bleuuhooo

[@Typical_name]

14:49 my mom whopping me for breaking her favorite glass

[@JaegerSupreme]

5:02 that's one slick move there

[@NarukuSenpai]

Off Season! Good game guys! Play with Ohm next, Delirious

[@reflected8349]

I always press on the notification button on your tabs vids because I love them! Make more tabs!

[@spiderpsycho484]

Anybody else notice that ullr has the same sign on his belt, as the secret door on the first map?

[@ehan1843]

Yea, it's the landfall logo

[@spiderpsycho484]

@@ehan1843 oh yeah. I'm stupid. Ignore me pls.

[@pokemonplayer9219]

Delirious: I’m gonna hack into the firework and steer it to win Vanoss: what

[@T1M0THYz]

ULLR:AHHHH im not done with ya *comes back around* hello bois ur dead firework archer and huwacha:ummmm we are yep dead *kills huwacha and suicides. ULLR:oh goodie so i come back for nothing Ok.

[@T1M0THYz]

Edit:HAHAHAHAH

[@callmejohn5595]

3:36 Matrix reference lol infact that whole battle was amazing.

[@grodt88]

H2o: I'ts Vlad the impaler Vanos: Is he Russian? stereotype about smart asians didn't worked this time

[@kennethfreeman1845]

Depends on the area, Western areas of Russia are in European territory while eastern areas of Russia are in Asia territory. Vlad the impaler ruled over the country of Wallachia. Which was in Romanian territory located on the Western side of Russia in European territory. Making Vlad the impaler European. Before blindly accusing people of throwing around stereotypes. Might wanna check yourself first.

[@grodt88]

​@@kennethfreeman1845 he was ROMANIAN! end of discussion, check yourself first before you travel deeper into stupidity

[@iamhere8392]

Fireworks+dragon=a hole lot of fun

[@gabe382]

Vlad the Impaler: 'I am Wallachia's most well known ruler!' Vanoss: Is he Russian? Vlad the Impaler: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@angelolvera-solorio4342]

19:35 time for a fucking crusade

[@limboonsiong2812]

14:32 best anime fight scene 15:00 best anime Kung Fu move

[@LiGiJNL]

Love your vids Delirious, especially Tabs since you love it, keep being the greatest person ever 💙💙💙💙💙!!

[@fernandoortiz5220]

amamzing job on the video it was so funny you just made my day😁

[@acadia5898]

1:38 i love that little animation

[@juliemorante2700]

vanoss: god danm hes pissed at 5:29 delirious: hes so Angry

[@ted_gamer5717]

Good video Delirious , You can create custom battles and campaigns in June now. And I wonder what'll happen now in June 2019

[@ted_gamer5717]

@@BAG.0066 Where you in the landfall discord? or?

[@ted_gamer5717]

@@BAG.0066 ayy hello

[@chris-zs6kd]

man I've been waiting a long time to watch tabs to laugh😂😂

[@rickyrick3553]

Vannos saved me From depression Thank you so much evan

[@xmania_]

15:11 Red:Wanna Activate John Wick Mode Huh? Red:*Kicks Blue In His Balls*

[@StankFrengus]

0:07 "and he's READY" "im ready"

[@cloudy2527]

I love TABS, please keep playing this game