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@Qbe_Root8 жыл бұрын
I liked the part where Zephyr stops hating himself. That didn’t feel familiar.
@artrosis567 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. I liked that too.
@nothere67217 жыл бұрын
To real omg
@gagiotter41147 жыл бұрын
That's what makes this a fantasy world.
@ornithorink4 жыл бұрын
that episode hit too close to home
@Rados1308 жыл бұрын
>when a little girl's show gives grown men depression >when a little girl's show gives ME depression
@soulsearcher96206 жыл бұрын
A. H. Yeah. Watching it and to review it are twice different things. Damn
@Sperium30007 жыл бұрын
... Yeah, on second thought, little girls have come a long when the premise of an episode is "My brother moves in with our parents because he dropped out of college again". Shit got real all of a sudden.
@ljuc7 жыл бұрын
Imagine watching it with your little sister, while being the exact the same brother who moves in with our parents because he dropped out of college again
@Sperium30007 жыл бұрын
HAH. Sorry.
@bryanchandler34863 жыл бұрын
@@ljuc how’d that go?
@LmaoMoni3 жыл бұрын
Im the brother
@envynoson8 жыл бұрын
>tmw a kid show is showing you what will happen if you punk out of college, without the happy ending. can we just go back to fighting bug waifu?
@Welowas7 жыл бұрын
Envy Noson called it
@envynoson7 жыл бұрын
Welowas ayyy 😄
@PsylomeAlpha7 жыл бұрын
tbh, my current life goal is literally to get enough money to get myself somewhere where I won't have to give a shit about the rest of the world.
@envynoson7 жыл бұрын
Jabun The Wanderer Have you heard about your lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
@PsylomeAlpha7 жыл бұрын
Not needing to give a shit is not equal to not giving a shit. I want to be self-sufficient so that if things go to shit I'm already set up to ride out nearly any storm, and hopefully I'll have stuff set up well enough that I could take on inexperienced people and train them with enough buffer to not die from it. Most preppers don't even try to solve for stupid because they're experienced, and "why would they ever bring anyone else in?", but that's not how I roll.
@martinmarzano15238 жыл бұрын
I watch this show for cute little pastel color horses doing cute horsies things But no, I got to feel a feeling Thanks for the reminder, Hasbro.
@GUILLE8328 жыл бұрын
Well, it´s good to know I wasn´t the only person emotionally devastated after this episode.
@WilhelmScreamer8 жыл бұрын
This was way too real man
@WeimTime0078 жыл бұрын
>that final image You hit too close to home with this one D. Will you be at BronyCon?
@dwk25288 жыл бұрын
Dude, I wish. I already went to BABScon in February, and I kinda hit my limit for "dollars per year I can justify spending on horse conventions." Also, I'm pretty sure I pickled my liver. I definitely would like to go one day tho.
@WeimTime0078 жыл бұрын
I shall have a drink then on your behalf.
@dwk25288 жыл бұрын
You honor me, good sir. Maybe I'll be able to make it there next year so we can hang out and get wasted. Well, I'll get wasted, you don't have to. Also, as a music guy, I have mad respect for what you do, and I'm trying to act cool and nonchalant and shit but really I'm squealing like a schoolgirl when senpai notices her.
@WeimTime0078 жыл бұрын
I lurk mlpg a lot so you and your possy are okay in my book too. Hit me up on skype bro. (weimtime007) I want to get to know more about the guy behind these videos. These videos are literally one of the few "review/analyst" videos I can tolerate. Nothing against the other guys, but I guess I have a darker sense of humor like you.
@dwk25288 жыл бұрын
I will definitely get at you on skype...after I finish the video I'm working on now - I'm sure you know what happens (or what doesn't happen) when you're trying to get something finished, and then you get on skype and start hanging out with people. But yeah, I'll hit you up once I'm done f'sho.
@MoonShadowWolfe8 жыл бұрын
This hurts me. That's why I keep watching it.
@Norninja7 жыл бұрын
Especially when drunk.
@Xcycobob56X7 жыл бұрын
Catharsis is a thing.
@BobHershey7 жыл бұрын
"...and then nothing bad happened. The end". End credits. Oh good lord, I lost it at that moment! :D
@joseespinoza26157 жыл бұрын
"i feel like im watching my lif-" I lost it
@Lndmk2277 жыл бұрын
I think FiM grew so popular because it made us all forget for a period of a half an hour that we're all lonely, despairing perma-virgins that hate ourselves and we just want our miserable, ultimately meaningless and unimpactful existences to draw to a close. And for all these half-hours, we felt like we belonged somewhere -- like we had kindred spirits who we could reach out to and felt our pain. We could embrace our innocence again, and be part of something bigger than ourselves. That's why it works and why so many of us, who shouldn't otherwise love it, do.
@willcallbeck07096 жыл бұрын
Dude, this hit me right where I live.
@Kutaloo6 жыл бұрын
I think it's just a quality show...
@justeundonut-moi.79792 жыл бұрын
I mean, you're not wrong
@whiteeye34532 жыл бұрын
So show creator is like us
@MikMoen5 жыл бұрын
The difference is Zepher actually accomplished turning his life around and has a talent he can make a career out of. That there is where the fantasy comes in.
@Winchester31278 жыл бұрын
This episode got way too real
@contohasmr58768 жыл бұрын
>well at least it's not reddit Fucking lost it. My sides.
@fertxpdqicts96646 жыл бұрын
Fluttering ASMR that was the moment I realized, there is no beat website. People constantly compare websites saying which on is the penuchle of the Internet when in reality they are filled with flawed people and all have their own messed up problems making them equals
@live_laugh_watermelon78013 жыл бұрын
This episode triggered my none-existent anxiety the first time I watched it, and it was so.... ✨U n c o m f y✨
@lazygizmo7 жыл бұрын
Yo DWK, You alright? You were hitting the self projection a little hard. Don't get me wrong I'm in the same situation as this episode but my interpretation of this episode as far as relating was different. I saw it as fear of failure, battle with depression but most of all we are just broken people. Some of us don't have our shit together mentally and emotional and can't just fart out a full happy life like the normies can(example:fluttershy and rainbow dash circle jerking their accomplishments.) others are held back by toxic attitudes, disabilities and personal experiences. Some of us need help and families are great in that aspect. That's why I love this episode, It shows the struggles of life with no bullshit filter and the strength of family bonds.
@gabopr13652 жыл бұрын
I realized he wasn’t kidding when the image of the Noose being a portal to equestria came up the first time. It kinda reminds me of the story of kid who commited suicide in order to be with his video game heroes.
@riskjoe7 жыл бұрын
This... we all took this episode seriously, didn't we? We all felt that this episode hit way too close to home, didn't we?
@Dan-qy6zv9 ай бұрын
There are either two two things we felt from this episode. Either we knew someone in our family like that who took no real responsibility and it was painful to endure, or, we WERE/ARE that person and are cringing in absolute shame from our degenerative actions
@NightPonyGaming8 жыл бұрын
The last image still kind of fucks with me.
@ergastolo42817 жыл бұрын
NightPonyGaming Yeah, it's just so sad... But don't worry, i bet there are better ways to go to Equestria 😇
@FlarityBelle7 жыл бұрын
NightPonyGaming I know man😣
@vsgfilmgroup7 жыл бұрын
What, you got a problem with cats?
@gabopr13652 жыл бұрын
I realized he wasn’t kidding when the image of the Noose being a portal to equestria came up the first time. It kinda reminds me of the story of a kid who commited suicide in order to be with his video game heroes.
@MephilesRider7 жыл бұрын
"Well at least it's not reddit." Famous last words.
@applejuicePony6 жыл бұрын
9gag is life
@whiteeye34532 жыл бұрын
But 4chan was first
@charlottehorak69987 жыл бұрын
Bruh? Do you need a hug? I got plenty of hugs to give, man. S'cool. They're free, too. No worries.
@HeilRay8 жыл бұрын
That episode was too fucking real. I...I need a drink.
@dwk25288 жыл бұрын
I loved the episode, and while I joked around a lot in the video, it definitely made me think Also, everyone always needs a drink. Cheers.
@freekzero7 жыл бұрын
DWK Err... you mean heeds a drink LESS, right? Cause, you know, self fulfilling prophesy and all.
@dutchministryofdefence6047 жыл бұрын
cheers men i mean jeez that was real
@MrLordfrieza7 жыл бұрын
When an episode of MLP feels a little too close to home. I loved this episode, I really did, but mainly because I've been on both sides of the fence. I know what it's like to have a family member that's so afraid of succeeding that they won't even try, and I know what it's like to have that same fear. It takes time, lots of time, to get over that fear, to move past it, and to realize that maybe you are good enough to do more, to be more. So, this is one of my favorite episodes from season six. Thanks for doing a recap on it.
@ErikOlsonAZ7 жыл бұрын
This is one of those episodes that makes me question Fluttershy's source of income. Does she sometimes take care of people's animals for a fee? Does she get government benefits? Is there a welfare system in Equestria? Do Earth Ponies get Affirmative Action benefits? Can a Pegasus identify as Earth Pony and get benefits? ...I think I lost the thread somewhere in there.
@gameu3607 жыл бұрын
I guess she's like the girl who takes care of people's dogs for a sum. You'd be surprise on how much these people can amass just by taking care of people's pets. I mean she's certainly able to take care of multiple animals at once. At the end of the day she surely has a few hundreds in her wallet.
@Carewolf7 жыл бұрын
She lives at the edge of the woods and grows weed. Everybody knows but noone ever talks about it. She has a shitton of cash, in cash.
@shinkicker4046 жыл бұрын
Carewolf then later manipulates Discord into her Sugar Daddy.
@Strein866 жыл бұрын
Carewolf Fluttershy gets a cut from her dealer Treezie. They're close partners.
@MrZAP175 жыл бұрын
@@gameu360 This and she has a garden and chickens so she has a sustainable source of food.
@ponythroat32278 жыл бұрын
I always have a 5 oclock shadow, (shaving everyday and it grows too dang fast). Freelancing is tough and harsh so Zephyr is just too dang real for me. 'inhales......' yay
@dwk25288 жыл бұрын
>I always have a 5 oclock shadow I know that feel, but I don't mind because it's part of my neckbeard-chic style.
@LimeyLassen8 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, dude
@Montesama3147 жыл бұрын
F*cking Zephyr Breeze... this episode, canon and this version, were too damn real. Except the part where he actually stopped hating himself and got really good at what he loved all of a sudden.
@MrZRACER8 жыл бұрын
i could not stop laughing, especially when you got all silent.
@tvftw17 жыл бұрын
projecting is magic
@arrkon75007 жыл бұрын
this episode made me reflect on my self to the point where i was just sad
@RadeonX0X7 жыл бұрын
I got rather... uncomfortable with this episode... Can we go back to the psychotic centaurs and the OP alicorns battling it out DBZ-style instead of getting all these strangely close-to-home lessons which reminds me I gotta get on with my life somehow and overcome my mental blocks. God dammit Hasbro! It's a show for 5-year-old girls! Stop reminding me how pathetic I am!
@darkrose77745 жыл бұрын
Ich Bin it a show about life lessons. Maybe your finally learning shit! Lol
@perro6927 жыл бұрын
when cartoon horses get too real
@Detahramet2 жыл бұрын
Man, this one used to hit way to fucking close to home. Like, seriously, I want to blow my brains out because of how close to home it hit. Now that I've actually gotten my life together, I can actually watch this with only wanting to die a little bit!
@The_Foreman7 жыл бұрын
So that last one reminded me of a thing I made for a friend once. His favorite pony was Vinyl Scratch so I made a picture where she was reaching through the screen. even made it side by side 3D so the threshold looks like the hoof was reaching for you. I made it cause he was depressed and looking back it probably didn't help. I also learned that not everyone can cross their eyes on command. I recently learned not very many people at all can cross their eyes...
@FallingPicturesProductions6 жыл бұрын
...Wait...is this friend of yours dead!?!?
@zylarec56736 жыл бұрын
Logan The Dragonfart Either because it helps the illusion look better or its just shocking and wanted you to know I guess.
@Meringuesnake6 жыл бұрын
I have exophoria:3 look it up... and look at derpy in a new light
@Kraigon427 жыл бұрын
Jeegus. Normally, it's a half-an-hour (or longer) review that will change my mind about an episode. You convinced me this one was great in... * looks up * About six minutes. That was good. Also, feel better? I'm not entirely sure if you were saying all that for comedy's sake or really feeling bad.
@dwk25287 жыл бұрын
>I'm not entirely sure if you were saying all that for comedy's sake or really feeling bad. Why not both? Also yeah, I'm good, don't worry about me.
@connorjaneu30217 жыл бұрын
+DWK Although you may think you're not good at much, you clearly have a talent for entertaining others, which shows an incredible amount of confidence and intelligence. Also those little musical things you do in the beginning are awesome.
@nelsonthen8847 жыл бұрын
This episode was technically a way for hasbro to tell the Bronies at home to gtfo the basement and get a life.
@yodogerik4 ай бұрын
I watched this back in high school and thought it was so funny. Coming back to it 7 years later, having finished college but losing my job and not being able to find a new one for over a year, living with my parents, not knowing what I want with my life, this is starting to hurt a lot more. Still way funny ofc
@ignasanchezl7 жыл бұрын
Oh, I liked it, It made me feel depressed.
@Distant_Dubstep7 жыл бұрын
welcome to my life :/
@raubana6 жыл бұрын
This is painful. I thought Zephyr Breeze was relatable before, but now you've added another layer of imagery and character that is also relatable...
@hatstorm10974 жыл бұрын
Berry Punch goes to the doctor. Doctor: “So you came to get your blood-toxicity checked?” Berry: “Yep.” Doctor: “Well, we don’t yet know for sure, but breath into this breathalyzer real quick. Breathalyzer: Alcohol-Blood is . . . Y E S
@JayStrun5 жыл бұрын
It's been over 3 years since this video aired and goddamn I still relate so hard. Zephyr (and DWK) are so much like me, just without the successful Patreon or Zephyr's happy ending. So unlike them I've actually accomplished nothing. I even gave up on my YT channel about 2 years ago. Dropped out of college, gave up on my planned career...haven't been able to hold a job for more than a year...
@hero_of_camlann8 жыл бұрын
At least it's not reddit.
@Nightweaver16 жыл бұрын
Or Derpibooru.
@jamesbondkid20016 жыл бұрын
Your username immediately sent me into screaming fits of PTSD. threw the fuckin match for us, ya did XD
@mr.champion73045 жыл бұрын
As a reddit user, I was offended by that. I mean, reddit isn't THAT bad...
@bryanchandler34863 жыл бұрын
@@mr.champion7304 man Reddit is great I just can’t go there often because it’s such a fucking time sink
@Fungo47 жыл бұрын
So they encouraged him to try hard and see things through to the end, which allowed him to succeed and get a degree, that's great! Buuuuut what they DIDN'T teach him was how to actually deal with failure when it happens, so you know that sometime soon he's actually gonna fuck up and all those fears of failure are gonna come crashing back, probably putting him right back into the "don't try too hard" mindset.
@TheOriginalJphyper7 жыл бұрын
3:47 Hey, with that last job, I gotta side with Zephyr. If my boss tried to zap me with lightning every time I screwed up, I'd quit, too.
@lazygizmo8 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, flutter brutter is my favorite ep just cuz it hits home and brought the feels.
@blackdot1227 жыл бұрын
Someone should animate him narrating. With his profile icon as him. It just seems so fitting.
@blackheartzerotheundergrou32253 жыл бұрын
I thought we all agreed if DWK had an official KZbin avatar, it'd be Tree Hugger.
@bigmike8586 Жыл бұрын
leaving this here to see if i'm still relating hard in like, 5 years when i come back to binge these again
@geoserenity7 жыл бұрын
"well...at least it's not reddit" or twitter
@lauraceae80377 жыл бұрын
Or Tumblr
@geoserenity7 жыл бұрын
LpsFernheart touché
@PvtLingo7 жыл бұрын
Or Buzzfeed.
@professorhaystacks66064 жыл бұрын
Seen plenty of fanfics about how the resolutions was a little too... easy. Psychological problems can be worked through, but it's not something you can do in a brief montage that can't logically have taken more than a day or two. It takes freakin' years and a lot of patience that too many people just don't have.
@freekzero6 жыл бұрын
2018 and you're still making these things, so you seem to have broken the "non commitment" cycle. Keep it up!
@TehNoobiness5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this one hit me pretty hard too. ...I, uh, I'm already past the point of no return on the college thing. It's been rough. I'm starting to get shit figured out though.
@wackjob37586 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that I watched a Pull-Ups commercial that KZbin attached to this. Seriously, I'm in stitches from the commercial placement and this video
@jessicaable50953 жыл бұрын
See, it's episodes like this that make me worry when you vanish for over a year
@andrewjennings73063 жыл бұрын
Ye hes probably depressed
@nagaeron8 жыл бұрын
you're pretending to talk like a stoner (unsuccessfully) pretending that he doesn't talk like a stoner. and you were able to pull it off, well done.
@Kutaloo8 жыл бұрын
nagaeron Actually, he's a drunk.
@wesshock82026 жыл бұрын
nagaeron I think part of the time, he is actually stoned.
@crispycrunch99714 жыл бұрын
Dude, this recap hits me harder than the actual episode did.
@TheLovelyVocal7 жыл бұрын
This episode held a mirror up to SO many of us...
@FoolYourself8 жыл бұрын
OK I've been there. That was me. I did end up getting a real job and starting a career before I was 30 but I don't want to see that shit in my pony cartoon. It's like coming inside from outdoors with a bad sunburn and some mother fucker is shining a UV lamp in your face.
@HyperionGamingTOPKEK7 жыл бұрын
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me.
@TheAllSeeingEye24683 жыл бұрын
my fave recap
@generationtpaul6 жыл бұрын
The song that plays during the intermission and at the end is Whats Up Fat lip?-Fatlip, in case yall wanted to know.
@fornogoodreason5518 жыл бұрын
MY gf keychi made me watch this, its amazing.
@2EXTREME20087 жыл бұрын
hhmmm . . . but why THIS specific episode? Is she trying to tell you . . . . oh who am I kidding, I'm just the pot calling the kettle black at this point! **Hides in a cardboard box**
@PsylomeAlpha7 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a cardboard box.
@jackofalltrades61297 жыл бұрын
Hah.
@Lucios19956 жыл бұрын
4:12 "while adhering to the nineteen eighties hotmail"
@roothecrab36973 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite KZbin channel
@HandheldGamer19917 жыл бұрын
That last picture is cute and at the same time terrifying
@Izzy-gi9bn6 жыл бұрын
best intro song yet
@Nazo-kage7 жыл бұрын
2:16 to be fair if this guy (points to zephyr) is the poster colt of guys that hit on rainbow, can you blame her if she wanted to go lez?
@alexfotland7 жыл бұрын
It randomly occurred to me the other day that Dash puts up with Zephyr (to the extent she does) because she's spent so much time with Fluttershy that Zephyr is like a brother to her. Except he's a brother who keeps hitting on her.
@dwk25287 жыл бұрын
Alex Fotland So like a normal brother then
@StormsparkPegasus6 жыл бұрын
I think she puts up with it for Fluttershy and her parents' sake. Because she geniunely likes the rest of the family. And as much of a jerkass as he is, he is Fluttershy's brother. And she doesn't outright hate him, she just isn't interested in him.
@VonKrauzer8 жыл бұрын
Adding Curtsibling in thee end was a good touch.
@WarsunGames7 жыл бұрын
Just want to say.Forget college if you want a job.You do not go to college to get a job.You go to college to start your own business.All you need after that.Is a license.You get a regular job an then get that license.
@pandabeast65 жыл бұрын
Um.... I think it might be the other way around.
@LattePunch7 жыл бұрын
"And I'm sure he's trying to get back on a normal sleep schedule but it's just hard when you have no routine." This is sadly relatable for me.
@dianamnajarro51197 жыл бұрын
who else watched this drunk first, then came back sober? Because... WTF did I just watch!? I watch the whole Playlist drunk from my birthday party I had this my history so decided watch it again... and again... and again... why didn't I find this sooner?
@MrSpartan9937 жыл бұрын
God now I fucking hate myself and my long list of failures again. Good thing I don't own a gun or anything, holy shit.
@waffle9118 жыл бұрын
It was a powerful episode that forced inner reflection on a lot of people who probably really needed it. It forced me to reflect on how close I was to being that freeloader. And how up until recently my brother actually was a lot like that freeloader. Now I pay my own rent and living expenses to live in the same house as my parents as housemates on (almost) equal terms because housing is way too fucking expensive when you're only making a couple cuts above minimum wage, and I literally don't know anyone else I would be willing to be roommates with in a place of my own. It's not where I want to be in life, but housing is a shit ton more expensive than when my parents were my age, and it's a lot better than Flutter's douchebag brother.
@S3NDP137 жыл бұрын
That last image... I thought it was just a cute little portal eith ponies and stuff. But then i realized that portal was a noose.... Damn that shit is depressing...
@asteroidblues4026 жыл бұрын
Its kinda weird, this episode sounds like hes either coming off of a buzz or is really sober. DWK You're a good guy, keep on going dude
@marshalll92577 жыл бұрын
I first saw your newer stuff. I decided to start watching all your videos from the beginning. I see that this is when you really started getting good.
@sumponeighknotyew97575 жыл бұрын
Best recap ever.
@mikemcgowan99417 жыл бұрын
I love clicking on your recap videos again and again. The effort you put into them is clear and through any obstacles you have been overtaking and are currently overtaking I wish you a very Merry Christmas (or the politically correct version happy holidays) and a happy new year. You are the most creative reviewer of this show I've seen. Peace.
@tarterus01178 жыл бұрын
I'd like to thank you for these videos, they are very entertaining to listen to while I mind numbing grind levels in FFXIV.
@freekzero5 жыл бұрын
"a cat is fine too" I hadn't heard of that meme until yesterday, so every time i saw it mentioned somewhere I got excited at the DWK regerence, but confused cause it never made sense. Now i look at that last scene totally differently.
@undeadequestrianreader34557 жыл бұрын
that end picture is really dark, yet motivational.
@rosettajohnson28265 жыл бұрын
You asked for a normal situation and they went farther than you expected.
@ashley-dantesalmon81757 жыл бұрын
dude, love your vids man. I can tell that this video made you think of yourself just by the tones of your voice. it's okay man, we've all been there but the difference is how we take it and if we give ourselves the next step. you do great things at your own pace. shit happens bro. but dude, don't change unless you want to
@keepdeathonhold7 жыл бұрын
I've watched like 20 videos already this.... this is the best
@asadd27 жыл бұрын
2:03 OOOOOH SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED!
@moonman3757 жыл бұрын
i think this episode could have been truly great. This is a problem many college students face and it's a much more adult moral. But man oh man, flut's brother was such an asshole. Even if i totally relate to his problems, i still hate his guts. It was constant annoyance all the time, to the point i was almost quitting the episode entirely.
@ninjagregshow94236 жыл бұрын
I love it when he calls fluttershy butter shush
@deathknell6096 жыл бұрын
I really like that last image. If only.....
@nothere67217 жыл бұрын
When the show ends we all need to take the noose portal to happiness.
@perrilewis1803 жыл бұрын
It's a mirror to a dimension that I will never touch or taste.
@Distant_Dubstep7 жыл бұрын
this "recap" made me just as depressed as watchin the actual episode,apparently DWK and me share Zephyr's failure anxiety
@starryskies96556 жыл бұрын
You....uh, you need a hug, dude?
@znfnoceda26913 жыл бұрын
5:05 What is going on with Sunbutt’s hoof?
@simonpetrikov43908 жыл бұрын
these just keep getting better and better XD
@TehVulpez3 жыл бұрын
haha this episode only hits harder as time goes on ^:)
@Thorn7737 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, forget the episode hitting too close to home, this REVIEW hits too close to home
@junek99137 жыл бұрын
lol thsi episode makes me feel accomplushed. i mean, i haven't accomplished anything of note, but i don't live with my mom anymore, i have a job, i pay my rent, i have good friends, and i watch little girls' cartoons.
@RubberyCat7 жыл бұрын
This. It's GOLD. Take care.
@SaphireSystrine7 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part about the reason why they were at Fluttershy's parents in the first place. And, it's obvious. Rainbow and Flutter are seen together for practically the whole episode. They were going to tell her parents they were dating. IT'S FREAKING OBVIOUS!
@MyRicrado6 жыл бұрын
came here to laugh on my own misery. I can say it was a complete success, congratulations...