TOTALLY NOT AN ASMR VIDEO | GO AWAY!!!

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

This is totally not a comment under my own video. Can you totally give me no response?

[@Joshybabee_Music]

Captain Jamro ASMR i would totally never comment on your non-comment under your own video

[@saturnx2911]

"No response"

[@thisverymomentmeditation]

of course i give you no response

[@luizarodrigues209]

Captain Jamro ASMR I’d rather not die, than not answer you.

[@sammithedemon2232]

I would totally not give you a reply such as "we love you Jamro, you're great!"

[@xanadu500]

Oh Captain, this is one of your best NOT ASMR video 😄 And I love it so much😍 Please forgive me but you're the best😉😁

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

I forgive you my child xD

[@TheKeetkeet66]

my gawd your clean cut looks great.

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Thank you:)

[@ilyaseking]

This is why I love Jamro You are so original Keep it up!

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Finally someone loves me

[@knk7289]

I loved this!!😂 btw you are looking sharp Captain😎!

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Thank my man!

[@carlosrma15]

Make me curious. Mind blowing! The best asmrtist here on KZbin. Thx a lot bro!

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Thank you much my man!

[@JontesYoutube]

I’m obsessed with all of your videos, so funny and produces beastly tingles. 😂👌

[@Stayzesty]

I’m not sure if I’m more relaxed by the not asmr or if it’s because I’m mesmerized by his beard lovely video those packets had me in love

[@NyxNovaStar]

I will NOT be commenting on this video.

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Good! I don't want any comments!

[@ire.lurker]

Nor will I be liking this comment or liking this video. For I am not watching this video or reading through the comment section.

[@DexNChex]

I'm loving your hair cut!!

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

I'll pass this message to my barber. She'll be happy!

[@AlessandroMoneta]

oh man, this video is amazing! I'm at office right now and it's very hard for me to keep open my eyes while i listening to you.... wow! You're in my top 5 asmr performers and let me also say that you're also very very handsome :)

[@genethemeh1322]

Ok at first I thought it was clickbait...

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

I assume that if the title is going to be extraordinary and smell like clickbait, then it has to reflect the content of the video. Otherwise it would be a kick below the belt!

[@Limmonia]

Captain Jamro Tsundere mode activated >.

[@deuce4931]

perfect

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

aaaaand... blue screen:(

[@gabeedmondson960]

Wait a minute... what is this trickery!?

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Is this a real ASMR,or is this just fantasy?:P

[@erlik420]

ILLUSION 100 SPEECH 100

[@errorASMR]

pure trickery

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

not from concentrate

[@simonam7898]

Captain Jamro ASMR haha that made my night 😂

[@kathmika2]

it isn't a ASMR video? oh, sorry but I get tingles at 0:01 :(

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

If it was an ASMR video, you would get tingles at 0:00

[@kathmika2]

thank goodness it is not a video of asmr, now I can go on with my normal life

[@tylerbrown3135]

*This is an asmr channel. Why isn't this an asmr video?????*

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

It's fake channel

[@johncampbelltattoos2494]

I clicked even tho i thot it wasnt asmr. Totally pleasantly surprised it is!!!('nt ;) )

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

No it isn't. It's an illusion!

[@freeReligion]

best clickbait ever

[@freeReligion]

Ok

[@freeReligion]

Ok

[@BangerW13]

Why dont you have 100k subs already?

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Bacause I'm ugly and don't have tits.

[@tranquiloasmr8725]

Keep grinding bro you're one of the best

[@Luis-rv3me]

Captain Jamro ASMR lol

[@CamisGoodPlaceASMR]

Well, I will not get any tingles nor enjoy these non asmr sounds... Oh wait, too late :/ 😂 Ps. This was genius.

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Almost like brushing Ron's face!

[@CamisGoodPlaceASMR]

Captain Jamro ASMR Gerh this one was awful... People are so weird!

[@GirrlyCreeper]

the 26 minute ASMR equivalent of when someone asks me to do something for them and I say 'no' while already doing the thing

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

So you hvae the same as me xD

[@yang8956]

Praise the Lord for it is not an ASMR video; otherwise I would be vomiting, hallucinating and hyperventilating right now.

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

You should better not watch any ASMR videos. In concern of your health.

[@vWolfHD]

Ephemeral rift did this 5 years ago

[@oathbreaker2339]

“Hey, what the fuck are you still doing here?” Lmao

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

First I asked politely to go away. I won't wait forever!

[@StaticVFX]

ephemeral rift did this five years ago.

[@user-fu9sp7nd4w]

I didn’t go away and I’m happy because now I’m sleepy 😴

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

I failed:(

[@peachfreude]

My brain is like ¿¿what do you mean this isn’t an asmr video??

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

My brain is like ¿¿what do you mean "My brain is like ¿¿what do you mean this isn’t an asmr video??"

[@empoppe]

"Shitty red box sounds" 😂😂😂

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Most shitty rd box sounds in the whole universe!

[@luxdam2180]

Nobody saying anything about the storm trouper in the background

[@euthas]

Jeff ;)

[@one-qo2ik]

is this a tsundere ASMR?

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

You gave me a new word to my dictionary. Tsundere. It even sounds great.

[@4lintuumusic]

ahh you break the taboo, i though it was my face you was brushing :(

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

ASMR exposed!

[@夕闇木暮]

10:37 10:37 10:37 10:37 10:37

[@Seagullson]

Plot twist It’s Opposite Day

[@PlanetHopperMars]

This is very similar to an Ephemeral Rift video, don’t know if you got the idea of from him or not

[@tunesquicklee]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

ER have already done everything, so probably he did something like this and probably I've seen it... After a little of thinking I remembered his video "No ASMR this week", so yes, I'm probably a thief xD

[@tunesquicklee]

Captain Jamro ASMR no worries! i’ve seen all four of his “this is not an asmr video” videos and your video was unique! it had the cap jamro charm to it. video ideas are always recycled anyway. :)

[@mattherbig5956]

HARMFUL TISSUE BOX

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

It is harmful. You can get choked while eating it!

[@splash5427]

I won’t go away!!!

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

You little rebel!

[@ashkaASMR]

Mozna gdzies Cie sledzic na IG lub Fb?:D

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

IG nie posiadam. bo nie mam lustra w łazience, a obiad zjadam zaraz po podaniu, więc nie miałbym co tam umieszczać. A FB to tylko prywatny utrzymuję, bo staram się jak najmniej czasu spędzać w Internecie xD

[@olivkurta5813]

I LOVE YOUR ASMR VIDEOS :,,,)

[@olivkurta5813]

ops, not asmr videos*

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

I'm so glad you've corrected your comment. I was about to start screaming.

[@riccardognesotto2001]

It is very beautiful and original idea

[@shortdivision373]

Riki G ephemeral rift has done it about 4 times, if you like this type of video go check him out.

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

4 times? Such a troll! But seriously, check him. Very professional, intelligent and entertaining content he creates.

[@thisverymomentmeditation]

do not, i repeat, DO NOT! relax on this Video

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

You've ąll heard! No more relaxing! Go away!

[@PYROKINGHD]

Where are you living? :)

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

In my house

[@tilllegend718]

PYRO-KING-HD Hes from Poland^^

[@andrii2867]

hello) i'm from Ukraine) very good)

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Hello from Poland. I will be visiting Ukraine soon:)

[@ASMRSpanglish]

Amazing !

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

You should spell it in spanglish!

[@ASMRSpanglish]

Captain Jamro ASMR LOL 😂 ¡Asombrizing!

[@harutotoyoda3664]

must be opposite day

[@OpOp-rj4jm]

It's an ASMR vidéo !

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Stop lying!

[@seth.daniel5314]

knot

[@Vergil06]

I love it

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

So you have bad taste for ASMR

[@Vergil06]

Is that so? XD

[@o-slice2745]

**no u intensifies**

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

good

[@rain8222]

Ah I see what you're doing , trying to mind play me? Mmmm but I like the video

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

You little psychiatrist

[@War_maN333]

legit

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

sregit

[@Gonajoongle]

Me likey this very much

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

me likey that you likey

[@devendrasingh7302]

Wow

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

LoL

[@ok_listen]

ThIs iS nOt a CliCkBaIt ThUmBnAiL!1!1!

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

yEs, iT iSn'T

[@J-Lny]

ok first if all your lying second you hurt my feelings . I AM NOT GOING AWAY I NEED MY 8 HOURS

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

:(

[@J-Lny]

Captain Jamro ASMR im sorry i will give a pile of pierogi ok ? 😂

[@mulecaopaulo5769]

Cortou a barba

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Already did it

[@Heartless_Assassin]

Illusion 100

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

That was the illusion of tingles. Actually tingles don't exist in this video.

[@Heartless_Assassin]

Indeed 😈

[@Chenqi3983]

wish it was asmr 😔

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

no more asmr videos

[@vanessac5137]

I will not be watching this.

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

I hope so!

[@TheStewartMulisha]

I was not relaxed with this video. Just kidding of course.

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

I haven't read this comment.

[@LemonJellyJ]

Awful, despicable, nausea-inducing video

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

I can die i peace now!

[@renoulixx.]

when I came here I saw 177 views-220 views-1,165 views,nice

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

I take your word for it

[@Gabriel.novais]

Nice 😂😂😂

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Thanks!

[@maxxx9507]

Xd u will don't do this I trust you xd

[@wildside30]

Haha did you just get home from work?

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

I don't remember what I was doing before recording this. But it is possible.

[@VideoPerfection]

Please DON'T make any more scratching sounds! Is that clear?

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Clear as sun

[@filipknezevic196]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

Wwwwwwwwwwwwww...

[@EllenRofkar]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

xD

[@EllenRofkar]

I think you made me laugh more than anything, but I did de-stress! So...thanks for that! 🤗

[@rgsulpoa]

that's true ! it's not an asmr video .. in the same way that tie is not you either ... what a fake video ! lol ..... ;-)

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

We are living in one big lie!

[@jesuslopezlopez931]

hay alguien aqui con vida??

[@ferra4786]

holi

[@LemonJellyJ]

Yo

[@jeremiasfigueiredo8399]

jesus lopez lopez no

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

No estoy seguro

[@weborepe]

Quien sabe....

[@Teo-kz4tq]

HAHAHA LOVEIT

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

HAHAHA THANKYOU

[@wernera.2827]

looool

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

olllllllo... or better no, that looks stupid

[@wernera.2827]

sorry, i mean the video pretty interesting and so excited to comment it. (i used to comment simplify beacause i am a Chinese college student with poor English level, that's my flaut..and the jet lag make i comment may be more simple in the midnight, i hope you can understand ..i am your faithful fan from 2016 to now

[@imhxsh9303]

I did not like the video for sure i will not click that like button

[@CaptainJamroASMR]

I will not respond to you comment for sure

[@acidcitrus5143]

I did NOT enjoy this video