Tourist Sauce (Return to Australia): Episode 6, "Royal Melbourne East"

[@scusmano27]

Randy dressing like Phil Landes this round was beautiful

[@cmyk-t7h]

Enjoy the free Precision Pro. No way anyone tops this comment.

[@pc88k]

I wonder if Phil calls his colleagues “Play boy”?

[@bern33273]

DJ being told he’s getting Johnny Bravo and coming out Ned Flanders was top notch

[@patricksutherland]

Go to Fades and Blades for the Johnny Bravo, leave with the Kim Jong Un

[@ironflexfitness2834]

Hearing Randy's commentary during the tie breaker match has me jonesing for a new Wild World of Golf

[@lucaswheeler5586]

The "What's up guuyyyyys" shtick from this season is absolutely outstanding.

[@brucet66]

Trolling all of golf youtube. Love it

[@therealeb33]

@@brucet66I was wondering who they were trolling. 😂

[@JeffManfred]

Another classic mea culpa from Neil with the “Korean” banh mi sandwich

[@linksgolflinksgolf]

Not gonna lie, that was a tough look!

[@corey7107]

DJ consistently dropping the funniest one-liners: "Couple of kids in front of us in line, likely with 0 instagram followers..."

[@rbewhe1222]

Randy picking up the trolley is truly class personified

[@paulduncan3497]

Trolly: When I looked down on the green, I only saw 1 set of footprints. Why did you abandon me in my time of need? Randy: That's when I was carrying you, Trolly.

[@darcymurphy3256]

Korean Banh Mi is provocative

[@Dan-Chrssy]

Randy’s Boy Scout vibes are STRONG. Also when he lifted that push cart over the green I almost spit my vodka. Unintentionally hilarious

[@mayorganism]

Big’s caddy recommendation “this could be that 6 iron”. Absolute gold.

[@MrGordo066]

“Generous 88 taking max double” 😂😂😂😂 one of us

[@MaxHope-qc7if]

Actual Google Review: Just from watching the No Laying Up KZbin channel I was completely blown away by Aki’s* skill to execute the Energy Guy’s ask. Then, when they returned in a later episode and he managed to execute a miracle out of DJ’s birdnest, I was completely blown away. Incredible skill and salad architecture! *May not be how you spell his name but posting out of love regardless

[@mikegood9715]

Big walking out of Fades and Blades, cut up like he was in a horror movie, is one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history! Bravo boys, BRAVO!

[@nicksorenson1626]

So glad they caught Big Randy carrying the push cart over the green! Great moment that could have been missed. Love the content boys!!

[@tomtommycocklescockles5949]

DJ coming out of the barbers looking like a WW2 British fighter pilot, and I'm all for it

[@MrGag962u]

this episode was a big randy masterclass

[@gino7958]

DJs one handed club twirl after the shank was SICKKK

[@joedallas2435]

"Here comes Santa" got me good.

[@jeremiahbayer7916]

Another great episode! Wish you guys would do this all year

[@grantstonex]

LMAOdkjfhjdh maybe the greatest quote of the whole TS series: "Couple little kids in front of us in line. Likely with zero Instagram followers." God bless DJ.

[@dvvvvvd]

Whoever does the editing and music to let us all down before we all got let down with the jersey is awesome

[@martinho1300]

Nothing beats hitting a bunker shot well when playing sandbelt golf. Nipping it perfectly with a low bounce wedge in a bunker that is firm and compact.

[@shaneWARs1]

Just out of curiosity do we get a strapped this summer?

[@dougalwatts3656]

Hope so

[@gkflo]

Randy looks like an XL displaced member of the sandlot team and im here for it

[@1418golf]

Sandy links is my daily sat game🔥

[@dorothygale1104]

I’m in total envy of you. I consider your Saturdays as Heaven On Earth. I think the only better Saturday experience would be playing across the street at RM. Regards.

[@The_Tatted_Golfer]

Liking and subscribing solely for NGSchu in the center of the fairway

[@samuelnation5300]

DJ saying “Don’t google it”…literal LOL! Funny shit

[@milesholcomb5384]

Randy dressed like he’s about to drop 20 at the local Y, hit a water aerobics class and get a round of golf in all in the same day

[@codyjones1956]

Brilliant as always boys and girls…

[@zachruppGolfPT]

Since Neil asked: Soly needs a type 1 thoracic spine mobilization. Stand into the doorframe. Turn right then side bend left. Take deep breaths to mobilize the quadratus lumborum and obliques.

[@TheDukeSilver69]

cheers doc

[@jamesramsden9976]

Very rare/possibly first time I've ever commented on KZbin but the content below the line is nearly as good as DJ's lid. For fellow BTL aficionados may I please recommend you go to any and all Marco Pierre White's Knorr videos. Chef's kiss.

[@willfoster3333]

Soly with the daddy back and daddy dabs

[@gongshow20]

Love the series fellas!!

[@tntbrett]

the cut from DJs flowy canvas of hair to TCs shiny dome made me laugh pretty hard

[@ott60v]

"How bad back is too bad back": a segment where soly discusses which courses he would play with his back in that condition

[@caelivdonnelly5530]

Golfs greatest hairdo match up since Cam Smith beat Lanto Griffin at the 2021 Matchplay

[@jpop942]

Everyone warns you about dad back but no one warns you about golf daddy back. The toughest of scenes.

[@seanfitzgerald8191]

The fellas boozed heavy after ocean dunes haha

[@craigkirk-ng6fj]

That’s the eject switch, Mr Big. It’s the one Icarito hits when he gets to close to the sun.

[@rp3518]

finally some real KZbinr content!

[@dorothygale1104]

Spoken like a true fellow Boomer.

[@thesinglefather4267]

*Bum da bum dum* blow your back out Mike! Loved it as always cant wait for next week

[@thomasmusson30]

the australian cut - underrated comment

[@OnlineThanker33]

The real question is would Soly play Valhalla with said back spasms?

[@dorothygale1104]

Seriously??? Soly wouldn’t play Valhalla with zero back pain.

[@pricrd22]

The haircut is fire!

[@rweinberger1]

we all hear neil's thoughts when he brings the club back. swing thoughts for days. soly mops up the schusters even injured

[@dillonwashburn8458]

love neil!"like and subscribe"Neil should ask how many are watching and not subscribed. hit that subscribe button now!🤜

[@sammacdonald1300]

Soly getting his back worked on, whilst saying Yes/No to top 100 courses; This is known as the C Suite stretch

[@kicksfreestyle469]

Soly can blame the back all he wants, it was the hangover from fathers day, tough scene

[@impliedpinez2498]

TC with the biggest bowl of soup I’ve ever seen. Need to know if he crushed it

[@kicksfreestyle469]

10:25 DJ - ‘Do you have any idea how much TC’s windy app is?’ TC - ‘It’s 60 Dallas a year dog’ - 2022 Saturday Masters Pod

[@DavidTwomey3]

Neil’s ball striking in the first match with Soly was one way ticket to #trajtown. Shear and utter compression

[@coachfunz]

it is crazy they could come back and do a whole other Tourist Sauce on another set of world class courses in and around Melb and not play these sames courses.

[@hungry_arch]

Loosen the hip flexors…always helps me

[@hungry_arch]

DJ lookin TIGHT after that sesh in the chair

[@AmeriiKK]

yall are too nice in these matches. i need a little more fire/competition between you too

[@AdamHarrell-rd8lm]

What jacket is TC wearing at the very beginning of the video?

[@ajfosmark9251]

“Soly, how would describe both the greens and your back injury?” Soly: *Mike Tyson voice* “Thpinal.”

[@Chawk_1]

Wait. Are Tron and Soly playing with Sepp Straka?

[@brianhughes862]

Thumbnail is the closest Randy will ever come to having dad back

[@gremlingolfer]

If Blockie had Mollica’s game he’d be top 10 in the world.

[@bigrigrolling]

Soly not telling Neil “you’re gonna be a father!” after taking the Golf Daddy spot seems like a miss

[@Citizensofthecountry]

Have to mention Dj's post hosel rocket club twirl on 16

[@patrickherold3068]

Do you wanna play Royal Melbourne or get a really bad haircut? DJ be like: "How about both!?"

[@corym9015]

Crazy that Soly didn’t consider shotgunning a beer to activate his mulligan on that first tee shot #LikeandSubscribe

[@BeachBow]

You look more like J Jonah Jameson from Spider man with the black top hair and the grey side hair!

[@mattbiller4045]

Does Randy have two sets of knees?

[@greyman419]

Are we sure Cody wasn't in the Navy?

[@hartyc2h]

Paranoid Android at 49:05?

[@Stoney86]

Just don’t go down to the skin. Complete bald fade. Classic.

[@CharlesKelly-kg5tm]

Neil please Google Benhard Janse Van Rensburg. Hard as nails South African rugby player who Aki made you into

[@bpryan8]

49:05 DJ Matthews #JTR

[@olson_]

Should be illegal to hit a shank in those shoes, straight to jail!

[@vibraslap3]

They did not make a single putt at this golf course lol

[@dorothygale1104]

That is not at all bad on Royal Melbourne’s greens. The measure of putting proficiency on these greens for even very good golfers isn’t number of 1-putts, but rather, number of 3-putts. A round with zero 3-putts on these greens is a true achievement even if one doesn’t have any 1-putts in a round.

[@Lilkodakblack]

Music list?

[@nickanderson2774]

I recognized one of the first songs it was “Bang Bang” by Secret American it starts around 3:45.

[@nickanderson2774]

6:24 This one is “What They Want” by Jet Trash

[@Lilkodakblack]

Thanks but 23:32 is what I’m looking for

[@Cinque37]

Ring dinger

[@AllOutOfEnemies1]

Generous 88? Sounds like a 97

[@jackedwards6804]

T’s & P’s to the victims of F’s & B’s

[@jdstan9650]

👍

[@Spacegose]

I’ve abandoned my boy

[@lukedriscoll9656]

Korean bahn mi??

[@Golfclubmafia]

Like & subscribe BABY!! 😂

[@frobinett]

DJ over reading every putt by 5%…

[@chudson52]

This might be the best paddock in Australia, but it's not the best paddock on the property

[@jdstan9650]

...no ugly dubs

[@pc88k]

24:47

[@61TomP]

Soly please stop wearing black socks and footjoy prems. It is considered a WAR CRIME

[@dreamweaver4023]

Outfits are concerning here lads

[@teaknote175]

Them like and sub bits from Neil need to be put to bed, I know he’s taking the piss but it’s boring & super cringe

[@dorothygale1104]

In a video where we get to see the masterpiece that is Royal Melbourne you’re focusing on 20 seconds of Like & Subscribe chatter?!?!?! With all due respect, you focused on the wrong bit of content.