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[@TriniLush7]

Leslie finally got her partner in crime! 😍😍😍

[@infamyseemsshort]

"I'd put my hands on 10 and 2 and go full throttle until I run out of gas." Lmao

[@heropreacher3760]

I read that as soon as it passed!

[@leahlurie4315]

people in the comments like "imagine if the roles were reversed!!! 😫" like THATS THE POINT AND it was written by ego, who is a woman

[@CaseFamily]

Which does not make it any more acceptable. Not today, and not years ago when they did that sketch where Lily Tomlin was teaching a bunch of women how to sexually harass a construction worker (a sketch none of the male cast members at the time wanted to do, and Dan Aykroyd, who finally did, very much disliked doing). If this sketch showed male cops doing that to a woman, everyone would see it for the extremely retro idea of "humor" that it is.

[@eileensnow6153]

Daniel Case did you ever think that, maybe...just MAYbe...that was the exact point? And that you’re exactly the type of person this sketch was aimed at? 😂

[@CaseFamily]

If that was the point the sketch did a very poor job of making it.

[@elizabethd112]

When it comes to sexual violence, a man will never feel threatened by a woman the same way a woman feels threatened by a man. That's why most men find these jokes funny. If the roles were reversed, us women would not be able to find it funny because we identify with the fear of being raped.

[@aliR25]

My friends and I can go out in sweats and still get catcalled. Most women will encounter catcalling or some form of sexual harassment in their life. When women think a guy is hot, we keep it to ourselves, not the whistling, yelling, or asking for a number that men do.

[@a1s1]

I will literally file *multiple* lawsuits if this doesn't become a recurrent sketch

[@musicmoviesart]

adss1230 make it a class action suit and I’ll meet you at the courthouse pal

[@JayRL4]

Holy Saint Of Allah r/woosh

[@johnbainivanua2566]

It just became that! Rupaul was hilarious😂😂

[@ekdaufin1485]

🤣

[@canaisyoung3601]

They brought it back on the RuPaul episode, but it hasn't been seen since.

[@arcanesereinrides]

No one's saying how Seth was on the verge of breaking character the whole time 😂

[@vlynettemcnulty5102]

I knowww, RI-GHT??!! 😂😂👏👏 I 🤚🤚👀👀 'SEEN' him 😆😆STRUGGLE through that 'scene' a COUPLE of times, TOO!! 😁😁😂😂 😍😍👏👏 Mannn, I 'WISH' he had of just gone on and 'DID' it, like Pete Davidson 'DID' when he 😁😁😂😂laughed and let his vampire 🦷🦷teeth FALL OUT in the Aunt Jemima skit, with Comedian, Dave Chappelle, though!! BWA-HA-HAAA!!😁😁 😂😂😍😍💯💯 👏👏👍👍

[@vlynettemcnulty5102]

@@georgestrvanger6878 Why, THANK YOU, Sir!! 🤗🤗💗💗

[@hd-xc2lz]

Was he?

[@RosalindPeters]

“Looks like you gals got this covered, ya lucky betches”

[@AnabethalightASMR]

“I had a whiskey or two but right now i wish I’d had a couple more” that deadpan voice Seth says that in is exactly the voice he uses for so many of his jokes on Late Night With Seth Meyers. I love that!!! So good!

[@Publiclighthouse]

If the NBC store isn't selling a shirt that says "Thirsty Cops" with that exact pink font, they need a new merch team.

[@angganda2195]

Yeeeeeeeessss!

[@nobodyaskedyou64]

nice call

[@JohnGwan]

hahhaha ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!

[@JordanBartholme]

They need a new merch team. www.nbcstore.com/shop-by-show/saturday-night-live.html?dir=desc&order=created_at&shop_by_products=5

[@sharilajeeeeee]

Where do I get to see who writes which sketch?

[@lindsaymae]

Seth is a gem but this sketch goes to Leslie and Ego. That new girl has TALENT

[@docholliday4546]

Nah, the new girl sucks ass!

[@thomasballard2784]

@@topgurl9313 I heard her nickname was Egg.

[@dragonfly4425]

Calling a black woman a girl is like calling a black man a boy, Not good.

[@greenspan11111]

This skit wasn't funny a bit!.. P.S. I wouldn't think to say someting like that but "Ego is a worse actress even than Leslie" if there is such a possibility.

[@Luvie1980]

@@boxchat9220 not really

[@KodeKween]

"Imma need you to look back at it" 😂😂😂

[@tiffanyingram3444]

Tht was too funny

[@cherwalker2948]

Suspect is exactly my type😂😆😂😆😂

[@vitalmins]

"Okay what's inappropriate sir ,is you walking around with that aaass" 👅

[@vitalmins]

@Playboy Princess omg yes!! Shes hilarious

[@becks_r]

The VOICE she said it in too.... rent-free

[@anjiwhatever5644]

Made me snort... that h'aaaass lmfao

[@leeonthescreen]

THAT THIRSTY COPS INTRO THOUGH! A HA HARASSMENT OR MY ASSMENT!

[@IM5maniac]

Lol I think it was supposed to be "Her ass man? Or my ass man?"

[@soup5309]

@@IM5maniac Harassment or My-AssMent

[@Kwjehehebebb]

@@IM5maniac no it was clearly a pun on harassment. The subtitles prove it.

[@phatmantv]

I think pornhub has Thirsty cops v Thirsty perps!

[@MarkWalz]

Ego is hilarious and amazing. What a creative and funny sketch! Use more Ego!

[@SuperSpectrom]

They finally found a sketchfor leslie. This is dope. The new chick is funny too

[@Veggie_King]

I know right, she didn't even fuck up her lines for once.

[@rugr82day]

@Brandon Thom that's actually true funny enough because Leslie always sexually harasses Collin when at the update desk.

[@SuperSpectrom]

Thats the point. her whole thing is stand up comedy and this allows her to exercise those stats( loud, quick thinking, using the people around her as fuel for the bit).

[@percyperanamus7432]

i hope this comes back next week

[@algblessed1975]

All of Leslie sketches are dope. I saw her with Peter Dinkledge Nake And Afraid. Funny AF.

[@Heavenzvoice]

“I’ve Had a ton of DUI’s and this was never part of the procedure.... lol

[@ekdaufin1485]

🤣😱☹️

[@skaterunner16735]

"Suspect is exactly my type" had me rollin 😂😂

[@jessieschneider9131]

To everyone in the comments saying "you're bad people for laughing this is serious social commentary" let me ask you one question: what show do you think you're watching? This isnt CNN. This is SNL. Their whole thing is making jokes out of social issues to make them more palatable. I don't think anyone who saw this didn't get the point 5 seconds in. It's a comedy show. We're supposed to laugh.

[@burritodog3634]

no one is saying that

[@raphaelmckerley5912]

@@burritodog3634 you right

[@churrocharcharm]

I haven't even seen half a comment saying you shouldn't be laughing lol. Thats like saying "Its a Mcdonalds ad, people need to stop putting Putin propaganda in the comments" when theres non of that in the comments.

[@matthewgarofolo7231]

You’re bad people for laughing this is serious social commentary.

[@susanq6030]

I'd like to see snl do this with the roles switched then you wouldn't be laughing

[@iamzeppoluvr]

What's inappropriate sir is you walkin` around with that hASS! :D

[@JustTiffany80]

Lol

[@Kid_Ying]

I've seen this before but never realized how good Kate's Baltimoron accent is. Ego and Leslie are still the highlights, though. Fun sketch all around.

[@jinxd2545]

Oh please make this a recurring sketch lolol

[@homersimpson5964]

No

[@soth1sol]

oh please keep coming up with new material

[@jinxd2545]

*shrugs* to each their own

[@escoba1971]

@@jinxd2545 I agree. I liked it,...except for the ending

[@charlotteziggy8353]

Oh please don't !

[@clarissar1528]

When Kate stuck her tongue out, I LOST IT!

[@mohdd138]

Imagine if Kate was Miley Cyrus's long lost older sister that she never knew that she had

[@MadHatter1337]

👅

[@claudiabruce9576]

*you a zaddy and you can get it*

[@IvyNV50]

Claudia Bruce and if you act right, you might could KEEP it🤣🤣🤣yaaasssss

[@iceblaster071]

zaddy snyder

[@percyperanamus7432]

they should have picked someone cuter tho :/

[@jennygreat4846]

seth is a zaddy lol i don't know what you're talking about XD

[@percyperanamus7432]

lala land it's true, seth meyers looks like he's melting. they should have done this skit with chris hemsworth

[@ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist]

This is what is known as "flipping the script." Well done, SNL.

[@relic6457]

Z

[@mr.stealyogirl4078]

Lol Shut yo ass up flipping the script faceass

[@ThisHorrorFilmDoesNotExist]

@@mr.stealyogirl4078. . .no. With your replying-to-two-year-old-comments-like-a-goddamn-two-year-old ass.

[@justusbraz]

We’re

[@TQM]

@@mr.stealyogirl4078 shut the hell up, failing-to-understand-the-point-of-the-sketch-due-to-being-clueless-about-the-real-world ass

[@LyssaLuvzYhu1]

“Broke broke broke” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SuperNolanMan]

Back then, that was the official radio edit 😂

[@percyperanamus7432]

i yelled at that part lmao i got girlfriends who get hype when they know the guy got a job too

[@MrDigztheswagking]

😂

[@ML-lx4su]

Michael Che already used one this week, so Leslie will have to wait.

[@B4iGo2it]

As we learn the sad news Leslie Jones is leaving SNL, I had to come back and watch my all time fav ..... We will miss her :(

[@ekdaufin1485]

Whaaaa?! Didn’t know! 😕

[@xcytd4diys894]

Say it ain't so!!!!

[@maryquinn1107]

What my partner is trying to say is... You a Zaddy! lmao

[@anvilraedupa5619]

It's true though, Seth's fine as hell

[@melissamoonchild9216]

he is?

[@willshields4480]

he is?

[@danielhaynes1618]

Ain’t seen me yet

[@milan4989]

@@danielhaynes1618 i love that confidence. hell yeah

[@nunnayrbznz3576]

Kate just adds that little sly, perfectly delivered, outrageous zinger that I never saw coming...." walking around with that.... ASSSSSSS."

[@Rachel98246]

I love the new cast member! She’s so funny and beautiful, and she wrote this sketch? So talented! Such a great addition 👍🏻

[@crickerdan8121]

Leslie Jones and Ego Nwodim are starting to become a good duo!

[@1dowhatyouwant]

ego just joined the cast

[@crickerdan8121]

What I’m saying this is their first time Ego and Leslie working together in a sketch and who knows, they might to more in the future.

[@shiestysean]

Chris Daniel they are no Sasheer but the make a good team

[@Rainy-In-The-Desert]

Seth is an adorable zaddy 😻 I hope they make this a reoccurring sketch

[@skylathorpe5086]

There needs to be several episodes with thirsty cops

[@Fluttergirl]

This is my new favorite sketch. I'm going to need more Thirsty Cops in the future, please.

[@carli1856]

thank god for everyone pointing out the fact that seth meyers is FINE AF

[@liaguzman2674]

Carli i thought that was the joke lol

[@francisnwokedi581]

Guessing you're not an advocate of the METOO movement then

[@carmengracepuentes7953]

Hi Seeeth :)

[@melissachiou738]

Please do this sketch when Channing Tatum hosts again. Thanks.

[@kcbh24]

@Hugh Jassol that's the joke, dummy. Double standards. 🤦🙄

[@cturner6912]

Nah, Idris Elba. One white guy is enough. They have all the fun lol

[@aprilstanley8708]

That would be awsome!

[@aprilstanley8708]

@@cturner6912 he would do nicely also !

[@roonil3931]

Seth was perfect for it, he is adorable

[@HeyItsAndreaB]

Please please let this be a regular sketch

[@francisnwokedi581]

Guessing you're not an advocate of the METOO movement then

[@karicampbell2116]

Yasss! More please!

[@kylecameron195]

I realize that the Baltimore Police Department found this offensive. I laughed. As a lifelong fan of SNL I am appreciative of the humor of telling the story from a different perspective. The timing and deliver by Ego Nwodim and Leslie Jones is spot on. My favorite lines: “He got a job, an employed brother.” “Why is that such a good thing?” “Cause we aint messin with no broke, broke, broke. Now, I ain't saying I’m a gold digger, but I aint messin with no broke, broke, broke. " Amen

[@ekdaufin1485]

👆🏾🤣

[@kylecameron195]

@Me We what do you mean?

[@kylecameron195]

@@ekdaufin1485 thanks E K

[@MsAntihero25vqYITaib]

This needs to be a recurring thing

[@tomitstube]

hilarious, "her-assment or mine?" and the "thirsty cops" theme song was great.

[@Maiasgameroom]

Wow, I havent laughed this hard at an SNL sketch in a while, this was HILARIOUS! Their excitement after he says he has a job!!!! LOL

[@logansfury]

Leslie and Ego are hilarious together. This was a really fun watch.

[@NLyiM6772]

you a zaddy and you can get it ;)

[@thinblacknoodles]

🤣🤣🤣

[@naaneeynana960]

😂😂😂😂😂😁

[@irisXstoneheart]

And if you act right, you might could keep it.!!😂

[@jennygreat4846]

The slang term for a really "handsome" guy who is very appealing and looks really fashionable. He has to have swag and sex appeal and look sexy and attractive. This is catered to an older male, usually a dad.

[@ST-actual]

@Franz Kafka zaddy, as in daddy. Typically used by new York women to describe a man who piques their interest for sexual reasons as typically daddy is something exclaimed during intercourse. The "it" they stated he could get and potentially keep was also alluding to sexual intercourse. He/she can get it, literally translates to I am willing to take my pants off for this person and should he/she choose, I am willing to defile and be defiled if it comes to it.... Or something like that.

[@ogemboxing]

"Thirsty cops" the title itself is rib cracking 😂

[@omairkhan9167]

Great use of the word harassment into her-ass-ment!!!

[@Zekesquad]

Very clever.

[@hualice3529]

Man it’s gonna be even better if Stefon step out of the car and started screaming “leave my man alone.” I’ll literally pass out on spot.

[@lla788]

Kate McKinnon's Baltimore accent is spot on!

[@EddieLeal]

Baltimore PD at its "finest." lol! Do you like to go "down town?" I lost it. LMAO!!

[@MsJaiMae]

"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say or do maybe held... Against my body... To turn me on." YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@scottallen1615]

She is disgustingly hideous lol

[@UltraEgoTae]

You can get it too💀

[@percyperanamus7432]

scott allen and she can crush you with her wallet, next!!

[@francisnwokedi581]

Guessing you're not an advocate of the METOO movement then

[@chrisrogers1833]

@Francis Nwokedi, Actually this sketch points out the crap women deal with all too often. Embrace the discomfort, as that's the worst you'll experience, unlike female victims.

[@0FlowerPop0]

I’m hollering🤣🤣🤣 “the only thing inappropriate is you walk-in around with that asss”

[@tonih.justice5013]

We gone need you to walk now sir!! Look back at it!! 😂😂😂

[@christinahendrickson4376]

They definitely need to make this a recurring sketch... hilarious 🤣

[@renatocosta8315]

Something tells me that Leslie and Ego already have a new recurring skit in the works

[@noahhurley-abelew6536]

Looks like it. Sooooo much can be done with it. (ending was way too abrupt)

[@jeremybear573]

Love Kate's Baltimore accent!

[@JustMe-gs9xi]

? a baltimore accent,,,hold on

[@jccact]

Seth's looking a lot like Tony Hawk here.

[@theenzoferrari458]

@@JG-zu5wc lmao. Ur an idiot.

[@JanMichael-Vincent]

JG 46 if you’ve never heard of him, why would u ask if he was a skater guy?

[@KiriXGirl]

Bro that's exactly what I was thinking

[@kattyw15]

i lost it when they told him to look back at it lml

[@sheenaj1977]

This was the best skit I've seen in a lonnnnnggggg time on SNL! Freaking hilarious. "Now sir, look back at it."🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@estieeu2364]

The part when they said hands on your knees "wooohhh" cracked me up😂

[@victornewman06]

"Looks like you gals got this covered, you lucky batches!"

[@MarieAmicalola]

LMAO @ the "Thirsty cops" name and jingle.

[@AndrewSalinass]

“Harrasment or ASSasment” HAHAHA

[@peterdanklage6286]

“I had a whiskey or two but now I wish I had a couple more” 😂😂

[@TheXecutioner09]

Melissa McCarthy should do an episode of Thirsty Cops, it would be a SNL instant classic!

[@phyllisharris403]

Seth: Am I in trouble? Officer: Oh yeah and we might even have to go downnntown Officer 2: Do you like to go downnnntown? Me: I'm dead outside and inside😂😂😂😂

[@samnjo1657]

Sir, sir sir, ima need you to look back at me...🤣😂🤣😂

[@neversaygoodbye4]

“Harassment... or my-assment” 😂😂😂😂

[@alir430]

New girls a natural

[@29DPT]

Blew my pants off I was so excited with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RossAllaire]

We're gonna need this every week now. Thanks.

[@puremoi8449]

This is officially my favorite SNL skit

[@kwstaskwtidis1789]

OMG I laughed so hard with that. I need it every week!!! Pls keep it going. More thirst next time!

[@maribelgaravito2625]

I might be in love with Seth Meyers

[@nesie.noodles6541]

sis I- me too-

[@strictly4theculture57]

“ 🗣Sir I’m gonna need you to Walk.... yaaaaaaaaasssssss”

[@plutterton]

This feels like a Mad TV sketch. I like it.

[@geeoooo]

PropellerBusted Right!? It’s a type a sketch that SNL hasn’t done in a whiiiileee

[@plutterton]

@Train Magic Said someone whose never watched MAD TV.

[@plutterton]

@Train Magic It does tho. You're wrong.

[@jannyjanjanet]

Hold up...wait! Leslie Jones got *all* her lines right?!?! She must have been practicing *PRACTICING* over the summer!

[@RJMacReady1]

Janet Robinson haha I was surprised as well

[@smokejc]

Probably didn't sleep just rehearsing her lines over and over.

[@conneroneill8506]

Holy shit right? Is this the first time?

[@3inches....FromDaGround]

Am i missing something? How do people know she misses lines? Y'all got a script somewhere?

[@DaEdsta]

Hooked on Phonics really works

[@clydeswinfield1556]

That was too funny! 😂 I really enjoyed that! Especially when they told him to put his hands on his knees and look back. I couldn't stop laughing! Thanks for the laughs! Kudos to you all! ☺😁❤💚💜💙💛

[@TheRaraReport]

Lmao this really is funny... 😂😂😂 “he’s exactly my type”

[@ltm3368]

I need this to be an ongoing series, that theme song was too good XD

[@nwordpassifyousub2303]

From the best shit I’ve seen in a long time 😂😂

[@charles6942]

Okay like forget all the people yelling about harassment. That bit was not even remotely funny like legit was just a lame and awkward bit.

[@nwordpassifyousub2303]

Bob Johnson wdym 🤣🤣

[@nwordpassifyousub2303]

Bob Johnson lol 😂

[@percyperanamus7432]

Charles it was funny but it is a lil ...herrrmmmm... you know what i mean?

[@Mhmmz]

Oh yeah yeah

[@feytea2597]

the funniest skit since black jeapordy

[@jehumontas4587]

We need thirsty cops 2

[@alexsparks-bakota3099]

All the knee bends though 😂

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

I liked this skit I hope it comes back!

[@jenniferofenleger3972]

Kate acting straight is always golden

[@byronluke6633]

The only problem I have with this sketch is that the guy has MULTIPLE opportunities to get out of a ticket but doesnt take ANY of them.

[@nunnayrbznz3576]

And, pray tell, why would that be?... In female reality, when this situation occurs...and it does...getting the ticket is a much more palatable option,

[@ajm2212]

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than the shit you just said.

[@redzoom7857]

Silent Rocks I know women who have played the "woman card" in the form of flirting or crying to get out of tickets. So why couldn't a man do the same in a skit? Lol

[@percyperanamus7432]

MJ ZOOM, dude that wasnt the point of the op's comment or silent rocks..

[@chrissz1762]

I laughed my ass off when I saw this, these guys were funny as hell😛😛

[@Littlebirdinatree]

Surprisingly very funny. Had me 😂😂😂

[@kittenpawsbb]

Hahaha I can’t breathe, please do another one. Thank you 😂😂💀

[@MrBoondock1]

What seems to be the officer problem?

[@LaKeishaSummone]

Gremblo I’m dead💀😂

[@poncho_x4410]

That noise that Leslie makes after they say because he's fine had me rolling lol just grunted like that lmao

[@shelbyresz0165]

omg this needs to come back in the future

[@NatConfidentSelf]

This is hands down master level of The Bronx Beat. PURE GOLD!

[@lowstryder1022]

I thought those uniforms looked familiar. Baltimore police uniforms. I like how Kate attempts the accent too.

[@yonatal8508]

The tapping she make with her foot

[@freddyvidz]

That "Look back at it" line, though

[@jasonmoan]

This one and the oil tycoon last week had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@jonahboy6388]

OMG I loved Leslie on this skit she was really funny along with the other girl. She should play more characters like this one 😂

[@spcbelton]

This is one of snl best sketch concepts. Kudos to ego for bringing it to life, so effortless and organic. Writers and actors did their thing. I like how the civilian figures it out and goes with towards the end. Its fun. Lol

[@christine3477]

Omg this is THE girlfriends Halloween costume of 2018 😂😂 #ThirstyCopsss. I’ve been looking for a reason to dress up with my best girlfriend and go “OWWWWW” 😂

[@soldiasoldiaBk]

Lollllll harrassment or assment loll got me dead