Trailer Park Boys Podcast Episode 30 - You've Got Eye Crabs, Bubbles

Something's walking around in Bubbles' eye - what the fack is it? The Boys also discuss space music, how to tackle an alien attack, and whether Ricky could kick a smurf. Watch more Trailer Park Boys Podcasts at www.SwearNet.com!

[@BeLikeRama]

I’m in a really dark place in my life right now and these podcasts and the tpb seasons are really helping me get through it thanks boys

[@chabbab6698]

What is happening in your life bud?

[@BeLikeRama]

Chillzz Chillzz I’m homeless and broke lol

[@keagancribby7098]

Remember as long as ur birds still on things could be worse!

[@Colby_Sisco]

Podcash*

[@edwinlarapaz7292]

U still got a done

[@deFt18]

"Do you know what a lightyear is Ricky?" "It's when you don't work hard for a year"

[@DonHinAlabama]

Line of the day! I can't believe they let that just go right by.

[@gsk3604]

deFt18 funniest shit I've heard in a while

[@Raaaawwwwn]

deFt18 and?! Its a fuckin light year! I dont get it.

[@alexdix1303]

186,000 miles per sec!

[@sethromusic]

😂😂😂

[@Dohvzy]

seeing bubbles just smiling/holding back his laugh makes me laugh

[@Sammy_Boy_Smith]

Just looking at bubbles makes me laugh. God bless that guy... He is - deeee cent

[@trippystauter4997]

4 years later and just finding these🥺♥️ I love that I have so much to listen to and catch up.

[@stephenmeadows3688]

They are hilarious

[@downwithosama1]

Haha me too. Just finished the Netflix

[@ContactsNfilters]

6 years for me.

[@carolinerowles5951]

I only just discovered them on netfix last month and just found these podcasts 2 days ago. I'm in trailer park heaven here in England! We don't have them here 😔

[@JorgeOrozco-yo5xm]

Just found the podcast!! Crazy. Started rewatching them with my girl n I’m like hmmm I wonder if they have a podcast ,…… haha they do!

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

“He could have been like, a vegi-narian” and it’s these little understated, improvised Ricky-isms that make up part of why I love this show so very much. ♥️

[@faith8090]

LMAOO WHEN BUBBLES STARTED SINGING JENNY FROM THE BLOCK??? 😭😭😭

[@lockecole3726]

"T-They can't tunnel because they don't fucking exist boys" This is one of the many reasons Julian is my favorite from the show.

[@sethromusic]

The boys talking about aliens and light years is probably the best podcast material Ive heard by them

[@DeusSalis]

Fawk yeah

[@GodsFistFighter]

I agree I like Grey's and Nordstrom also injoy de_dust and chicken fried rice "Chinese" style

[@JaynardManback]

Didn't know about that moon music story

[@cheesewald]

My personal fav tpb podcast moment is in another video and they are talking about living in a pickle. "Pickle pod patch" is the name of the episode

[@brett9863]

I love how Bubbles tries to explain light speed and human existence to Ricky lol that's like explaining life to an ant. No offense Ricky

[@j3any3s]

Smurfs ?

[@kalebloshbough3661]

If there no light in space how they radar it to know its speed science is mostly bullshit theorys just like physics

[@mayormcbooby]

Ricky is literally wearing a shirt I wore in elementary school.

[@growmiezhomiez8760]

Only difference is Ricky didn’t get beat up for wearing it.. lolol

[@growmiezhomiez8760]

Just kidding my dude. If u love TPB u rock.

[@redtukeguy4263]

Fuck you were a huge kid.

[@burpostockings]

I had a boss ass polyester shirt with a street looking lizard in front of a muscle car. flames up the sleeves and the back.

[@malinjohansson6942]

Rickys style is so 2000 😂😂

[@joshuanorris5860]

Ricky drawing the callers is actually a funny idea lol. I would watch another episode like this!

[@kevinjosaitis3676]

I watched season 1-10 over and over repeatedly all thru COVID days… and it definitely made quarantine somewhat bearable. And now I’m hooked on the podcasts.

[@billiejodix4560]

Same 😂

[@JUICECAT187]

''Well you just described a scene from E.T. so now I'm picturing this cute little alien with some M&M's'' LMAO

[@marlonisaac1]

😂😂😂😂

[@stevesimpson7362]

lol

[@gabesandvig7532]

"AcTuAlLy, ThEy WeRe ReEcEs PiEcEs" 😂😂, jk

[@ryanunknown8140]

bubbs looks at ricky, "dont you ever ask me that again" had me laughing

[@cichlidbro8566]

Ricky's understanding of what a lightyear is was friggin' CLASSIC! 100th podcast should have a special guest not unlike The Prince of Pot!

[@DM94JAK]

Ricky lassoing that coatrack into his face was hilarious holy shit

[@gelindsey1]

Ricky: Goddamn that hurt lol

[@nateprusia9158]

I don't know how they don't all break in moments like that

[@judsoneverts]

Love the profile pic 😂😂

[@23jumpman92]

"You wouldn't be able to punt a Smurf Ricky.." Why do I believe everything bubbles says 😂😂

[@CharlieSheensTigerBlood]

DUDE ME TOO LMAO

[@internetuploads8246]

Fuck I envy these guys. Made an entire show without it getting too stale. With like dozens of spin-offs that are amazing. The only thing I wished was the same was the video quality. To me I feel like the old 2000s quality brings me back to a nostalgic point.

[@ripdrip137]

What I like to do is just watch the Netflix season for a while and then when you go back to the old ones it's much more awesome-er

[@HuxleyTheProf]

Lol bubbles is hilarious. "I pogo'd right down the highway"

[@roberttolosa3726]

I can . if i saw bubbles on a pogo stick i would be lmao and would be yelling out my car window yelling go bubbles go lol

[@jmars8831]

Mr. Bean lmao check the highway cams

[@DropThatDelly]

Canadian Geese Own Eagles All Day I shit myself laughing at that part ahahahaha.

[@DropThatDelly]

Jmar S so funny man I died laughing

[@TheMarky26]

You gotta have a sense of humor when you have crabs in your eye..

[@lordvishnu8172]

These are so easy and enjoyable to listen to. The Boys have so finely honed their character skills they don't need a script, they can just riff for hours. I love when Mike Smith can't help but smile at Robb Wells's nonsense, and Robb himself cracks up at Mike breaking character.

[@tylerbaker9308]

Bubbles saying "The fuckin' universe" gets me every single time lol. And Ricky's picture of Mic Green made me highkey cry laughing

[@somebodysomething]

LULZ. Bubble's - You know what a light year is Ricky ?. Ricky - It's when you don't work hard for a year. Genius

[@PoeticExistance]

"You could listen to one a day" Yeah okay, well ever since I found the pot cash I've been watching like 4-5 a day...

[@taylorpope401]

Poetic X me too lol

[@DeusSalis]

@@taylorpope401 Ay 2020 squad

[@brianjohnson2905]

Late to the game.... just turned on to rob by a coworker.... I play guitar and I have five cats.... he calls me bubs.... I finally asked why one day. Now I know. Also I live weed. ..sooo I am watching like ginger. Lol

[@malinjohansson6942]

@@brianjohnson2905 😂😂 😂 bubbles 😂 how big are your glasses? 😂

[@brianjohnson2905]

@@malinjohansson6942 glasses...hmmm one word....thick. lol

[@vgaglory4555]

My wife and I are late to the Trailer Park Boys party. However it means we have just binged watched the entire series on Netflix, the movies, the live shows and now we have discovered these wonderful pod casts. I have never laughed so much in all my life. Never ever stop what your doing! 👍👍😄😄

[@cleverplayonwords2034]

I’m sad that I just discovered this podcast.. it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[@lenguamuerto]

lol did anyone else imagined bubbles pogoing down the freeway to the studio?

[@datglobetree5301]

"GET OUTTA MAH FAHKIN' WAY"

[@zapazap]

I can imagine the go kart, so I guess so.

[@iCazZiStronZi]

Ricky “if I ever saw a smurf it wouldn’t be good…. it would freak me out soo bad I would just punt it” 💀💀💀

[@gtochld11]

The way Ricky eats chips is so wild.

[@GustavJensen30]

You got eye crabs mate

[@lucaswilliams3719]

Factsss

[@lucaswilliams3719]

Myb i was the one who gave him eye crabs😉😁

[@nashvilleslim]

He simply licks the chip dust off his fingers genius actually.

[@musicmomma1870]

He does love his chips lol..but so do I especially when I'm high..lol

[@jessieloves1982]

I'm watching you guys on netflix right now! all day everyday!

[@RickyTPB4L]

Kisses

[@FALLiN_1]

Still watching??

[@sixtysyxti3235]

@@FALLiN_1 I know I'm still watching. I wonder if she is as well.

[@blahblah7630]

@@FALLiN_1 mannn my favourite epsiode is "the liquor smirf" i loved when bubbles said " la la la go fuck yourself" (idek if i spelt smirf correctly)

[@DocJamesH]

Look up, "One Last Shot." I've been watching the boys for years and just watched that old movie the other day.

[@rivers613]

Go from eye crabs to aliens to "fuk the coat rack hit me in the fukin face,am I bleedin?" To smurfs are real,to drawing people on the phone..what's not to love bout these guys? They have it all & bubbles is very talented musician too

[@j3any3s]

10:25 is the funniest thing ever on all the tpb episodes. Brought me to tears.

[@voliteon]

Oh shit that lassoo'ing had me in tears

[@untrue7295]

How they don't break character through the whole thing is genius. Very clever improv

[@canag0d]

@8:52 Ricky absolutely owns Bubbles with The Fermi Paradox. It seems accidental but I think his real life intelligence crept in.

[@xpandaplague9651]

Love how bubbles sticks to the lie of riding in on the pogo stick 😂

[@formantaudio]

discussing the existence of smurfs and their unbelievable speed is the argument i always needed to hear

[@benkmoskomusic3679]

The moment you realize that the bong in front of Ricky is actually a microphone 😆

[@sebastienroy5857]

It's there since Episode 1, he even tried to take a hit out of it 🤣

[@J4keJ]

Famous last words : “You’d probably get hurt but it’d be awesome”

[@keagancribby7098]

93 billion light year measuring tape on sale now at the legion

[@jessemess7598]

Keagan Cribby lol I’ll take one

[@rageousphilbin7481]

I know they're in character but you can tell they appreciate the fans. No big leagueing going on. I dont think theres anything worse than a fan coming to pay respects and the man big leagues em and makes em feel like dirt ya know. Fantastic. Love these guys.

[@kelseylane9077]

Boys you brought me and my bf together hard during this covid bs ..... we bonded so much over yall. Thanks boys.

[@ianh1504]

That means u banged during their episodes.... ricky approves

[@parkerfiskar3589]

I love this. You can tell even after all these years they enjoy doing it.

[@ronnietarnacke5153]

I'll unload a clip into him , if he's still coming at me then I'll try to befriend him

[@malinjohansson6942]

😂😂 maybe that would be a Little to late

[@ashn333]

Bubbles singing Jenny from the block nearly killed me

[@jonsaunders2179]

I love these guys. Helped me get over a 10 year relationship from 4 weeks ago

[@MrJeVai]

I loose it everytime Julian goes JUKASAAAA 😅😅

[@rhelferstay]

Jukasa? That's what my orthodox friend calls his summer house in Mexico. His Jew Casa.

[@JohnSmith-fh5du]

more like fuckoffico

[@rhelferstay]

@@JohnSmith-fh5du Lol

[@KevoRevo-e2d]

Smurfs run 10 ft per second if anyone was wondering

[@craighewes1745]

Smurfs on meth might make that good of distance but the SMURFS are smaller than a cat and there legs and or feet just dont make that kind of distance that fast. 😂

[@DocJamesH]

Ricky is great at stage combat. He took that coat hanger really well.

[@trenthogan4212]

Ricky Wiki Light Year: Definition = A year where you don't work hard . LMAO!!! HAHA

[@meetoo9192]

yep! Still laughing!

[@22vx]

Just going thru these old podcasts - goddam I miss this. TPB is significant, meaningful and utterly original. Please, boys, never outgrow your art.

[@a7xsynfan6661]

Bubbles: Do you know what a Light-year is? Ricky: It's when you don't work hard for a year.

[@jpetey985]

Definitely one of the better podcasts.

[@krrrruptidsoless]

I needed this conversation😆 They need to call up coast to coast radio when they're talking about aliens

[@hrubyleelaura78]

I just love these guys! You have brought so much happiness to my life. Seriously, My life had become filled with materialistic arses. I binge watched the netflix material and was cured. Depression lifted, spending time in garden with kids, can't thank-you enough. You guys are doing a good thing. Thanks for doing it to me :-D

[@wooooooooooooooooooo297]

so glad my parents watched you guys back in the day, seen every episode even your old black and white movie

[@joshuanorris5860]

That was the pilot episode. Good times!

[@NotYetEst]

@@joshuanorris5860 One Last Shot was the movie. Not the pilot for the show.

[@doomerius1300]

Can't find that shit anywhere, friggin sucks!

[@DeusSalis]

Yeah that gay stuff was definitely not part of this show lmao that was whack

[@DeusSalis]

@@doomerius1300 It was on Netflix in January 2020, Idk if it's still there in April.

[@libertyordeath7779]

🤣🤣Bubbles on a pogo stick going down the highway 🤣🤣🤣

[@edboy3644]

1:37 I love how they just look over at the same time kind of just like Ricky....

[@james159ish]

Hope Rob Wells plays poker coz god dam ,he can keep a straight face when spouting those gibberish lines 🥳🤣 brilliant work lads 😝

[@darylwilson1915]

If I was an alien & bubbles came for me asking me to be friends I would be scared shitless 😂

[@benisaten]

These are just gold man. Long time fan. They make you feel good after a longass day. Cheers everyone

[@johnmadara1252]

19:50 Bubbles almost lost his character there lmao

[@nieshathompson2080]

This is hilarious. I love Julian though! 💗💗💗💗

[@MikeSaundersProject]

lol, to Ricky aliens only want two things: skin and water.

[@MMXX_CE]

The Mike Saunders Project sugar...and...water!

[@haileyshannon7548]

What if they’re the ones from Signs? If water kills then why would they go to a planet that’s like 80-90% of it?

[@billiesanders1435]

I love you guys, you make me laugh so! Thank You ❤️❤️❤️🤗

[@iankouf39]

Thanks guys, seriously ♥️🇺🇸 That's why, no matter how ignorant and loud we might be, we'll go to the mattresses for yas.

[@johnthesportsarchivist2600]

"Hey Brian, don't take any wooden nickels!" LOL

[@travisdelima4273]

“well you have the 31st to rest” bubbles 🤣

[@WalnutSpice]

Bubbles singing Jenny From The Block is 100% my music taste

[@evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879]

.....I love this! hilarious....didn't think this would be a Fermi Paradox themed episode that then moves to smurfs.

[@dontworryaboutit4079]

I wish they'd do the podcasts live and chat with us all

[@jeffalo6680]

Bubbles played Closer to the Heart with Rush. He is the winner of life.

[@silverspork86]

Love these guys. I have a friend who's exactly like Ricky it's awesome lol

[@jonnytonto5298]

Do you know what a light year is? Ya, it's when you don't work hard for a year. Lmao

[@lordjustinsexton420]

This is a good pharmaceutical for depression. Better than pills.

[@lordjustinsexton420]

Hail the Liquor Gods!!!

[@weirdsciencethe2nd205]

Almost anythungs better up to a certain point for depression

[@0U812.]

The beginning of the pod cash is my ringtone ~ those who get it- really get it!😂😂😂😂

[@roshanebrown9759]

Every time Julian say "What?" it kills me DEAD lmao

[@scottphillips7108]

Long live the memory of Johnny Cash... - - - Bubbles: There's something walking around in my eye.

[@victorquincanon4933]

Smurfs do exists. They learned from the Samsquatch how to live hidden from humans...

[@jordiwa8051]

Didn't even know they had a podcast this is hella funny! 😅

[@shucksful]

This is my new treasure....this is the best!!!! LOL!!!!! You guys have been knocking it out of the park I swear to god!

[@NorthWalesKid]

Anyone else lament the fact they stopped posting these on KZbin for free

[@philatio7106]

I want chips every time I watch these

[@kaelightupthedark]

Just about to watch this fr the millionth time guys please do more podcasts it would be awesome🌟

[@rivers613]

I want to "Come Home" and hang out w you guys at the beloved trailer park! Woooo jyeah!

[@sapphire4465]

"do you know what a light year is?" .."it's when you don't work hard, for a year" Golden comeback

[@KingOFloors]

You guys are the best. Keep on keepin' on.

[@TheFkntool]

"Do you even know what a light year is Ricky?" "Yeah, it's when you don't work hard for a year"

[@dougmann5049]

Santa , Jesus , God ...bahahafukha

[@rivers613]

Bubbles eyes?? Ricky's eyes look way wasted! Lmao

[@johnmartin7032]

I lost it when he pulled the metal structure at him self

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

For real, I’ve seen an alien, looked him right in the eye and he looked back at me with AWARENESS. He was tiny, like ET, but he was blond and covered in long soft hair. And he just sat there, on my bedroom love seat, just staring at me. Wouldn’t talk. Didn’t move. Just stared at me. Then the shrooms wore off some and I realized my cat and I had been staring at each other for like four hours 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@weetam2177]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Cheers for that

[@eriknorman7409]

You know how fast a Smurf is Ricky? FAST! believe me.....🤓😅🤣😂 This is the Type of conversations you have with your buddies the first couple of times you get stoned!!! Lmao 😅🤣😂😭

[@FireLightning16]

These podcasts are awesome!

[@stantondinger5836]

Bubbles out in his shed serenading his kitties.

[@edcruz8820]

Bubbles has a point about earth being a spec in the universe 😂

[@shaylavanity9335]

These are the best podcasts ever!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ i love the tpb

[@MommyZeee]

In one sitting I finally made it to episode 30! I loved every single podcast and I can’t wait to watch the rest!

[@karlpillay8360]

The thought of Bubbles arriving with a pogo stick is the greatest thing ever

[@gswovoka6286]

Glad to see you guys smoking again! I was starting to wonder if the accountant were running your show...

[@HuxleyTheProf]

I think they weren't smoking cuz Jukasa is marketed as a healthier option than smoking, just a guess.

[@gswovoka6286]

ceejay1992 I am speaking of pot! Ricky is know for pot smoking and tobacco smoking - I believe Jukasa, or what ever the fuck it is, is selling flavored nicotine in vapor form. btw - in the latest "podcash" it starts with Rickey passing a joint! All is right with the world again.

[@kalebloshbough6367]

To bad its fake weed

[@faith8090]

@@kalebloshbough6367 if you truly believe that, you have never smoked in your life.

[@ITI-xi5zx]

this is so fucking wholesome and adorable oh my god