Train - 50 Ways to Say Goodbye (Video)

“50 “Ways to Say Goodbye” by Train
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Chorus:
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
#Train #50WaystoSayGoodbye #OfficialVideo

[@solrinin]

The worst part of breakups is having that mariachi band follow you around for weeks playing music at inappropriate times.

[@coolguyawsome9994]

ha ha

[@tadstrange1465]

Actually that's the best part

[@seslywilliams575]

Imagine being at like a job interview and a mariachi band shows up

[@gabrielbarrera9816]

lol

[@captainactionman01]

Or the best thing!!!

[@anderssonarad2552]

surprisingly they didn't mentioned ""she was run over by a Train ""

[@brainlessbody9776]

+AnderssonArad .......yes !

[@carlgettner8674]

Lol! Funny😃

[@oiman2070]

yess

[@araminata]

lol that would be hilarious

[@Ishamv3]

Help! I don't get it.

[@landonsmithjr4228]

Where’s your girlfriend? * mariachi band starts playing *

[@gerardgarcia4005]

God dammit I hate when that happens but wait a minute thinking about it now... I don’t have a girlfriend... I’m sad lonely and depressed please send help by way of mariachi band.

[@airotiv7916]

Best part ever!!!

[@dracowen1332]

That happens whenever my grandma asks that question. I hate it And the thing is I don’t even have a girlfriend

[@airotiv7916]

@@dracowen1332 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kennethbrown3624]

All ways happens

[@Ilfrancis2009]

Any one in September 2024???

[@HillaryRudik]

I am

[@landonmichelle]

Yup 👍

[@hilda9913]

❤

[@P4RADISE995]

Me

[@evegathoni3079]

me

[@camdendevries6653]

I think train is that one band that makes amazing songs that everyone has heard at least once but never knows who it’s by

[@poonamkhandare12]

thats right

[@M_ldyCheese]

Yes

[@DragonBoyRW]

Honestly I had no idea this song was by train and I’ve loved it for years.

[@5productiongamingreview20y2]

yeah

[@headhunter7398]

Hey soul sister must be the reason everyone has listened to Train atleast once in their lifetime

[@agnum639]

Still one of the best and most hilarious songs about break-ups 😂😂

[@evanlight2145]

True

[@chelseahay3534]

Ikr

[@owouwu-nj1nz]

OwO yes sir

[@ashleydsilva4782]

Right on 😂

[@ThePolecatProcess]

I have a theory, he actually killed her because she broke up with him, or all the scenarios are ways he wants her to die

[@astropunch101]

“Where’s your girlfriend?” “I don’t even have a girlfriend.” *mariachi band stops*

[@richardguernsey6763]

...and goes to look for another 'situation'

[@FastBack907]

Sadge

[@Deadbeauty999]

Kill all blood type o

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

@@richardguernsey6763 😂 that's just their job

[@angelicasacramentomaravill1836]

It❤​@@FastBack907

[@haythamheinrichsaeth264]

I heard this somewhere before seventh grade, and the chorus' tune stuck in my head for years and years. My friends didn't know what song it was even though I knew the tune of the chorus. It's been seven years, I'm now in my 2nd year in College, and I can not describe the joy I had when I found the title of the song. The un-named tune that was stuck in my head for years and years, and kept repeating in my head because I was so curious as to wether I made it up or heard it somewhere. Finally.... I've found you... Seven years... I am satisfied now... I can sleep in peace...

[@Yxngcyborg]

It’s actually very similar to the phantom of the opera too lol

[@sarahbrivio4159]

@@Yxngcyborg Jesus thank you, I thought I was going insane I keep expecting him to finish every line like the phantom of the opera and then it changes but it's way too often to not be intentional

[@bluehead14]

Glad to hear it!👌 same, kinda! I just got reminded about this tune by a similar sounding vid on insta today (after not hearing it since hs like 8 years ago), took me a minute but I finally remembered the band and finally got here😂

[@rjstern321]

I experienced this exact phenomenon but with “closing time” by semisonic. It’s like I am finally whole

[@liyah4690]

Same

[@Mauro78850]

Okay everyone give me a moment of silence because I've been looking for this song since second grade

[@somedude3977]

Welcome my son

[@captainactionman01]

You're still in second grade!

[@Mauro78850]

@@captainactionman01 No I'm in 9th grade today

[@korusamaa]

BRO SAME

[@zergarden]

same wtf

[@robylopezvi]

Him: Sometimes I can still hear her voice Her: STOP TELLING PEOPLE I’M DEAD Him: heartbreaking.....

[@beeboyyy]

I cackled

[@tinatingakheladze5803]

only few will think of Tyler and Josh while reading this

[@thatonekidweallknow]

@@tinatingakheladze5803 well this song now has a whole new meaning

[@garyball-wi6yu]

It's okay she wants to get those tomatoes.

[@motherofpoms]

😂

[@chokersandcardigans]

I hate it when a mariachi band starts playing when I'm trying to talk about relationship problems. Hahaha

[@Snowypup44]

Same.

[@RonnieRose2845]

Lol

[@netiii]

XD

[@kristinarandall4541]

XD

[@paradise2pink]

😂😂

[@TheAtomized_Wizard]

Why is the intro to this song killing me 😂😂 the blunt cut from the awkward encounter to just a random mariachi band is the best thing ever (I’ve heard this sing my whole life but never seen the video)

[@Cage-CatYT]

Same lol

[@Woodyfresh]

Same my first time seeing it and wish I saw it earlier

[@gunhead7159]

Ex: "Why do you keep telling everyone I died?" Him: "Because you're dead to me."

[@duck2go597]

🤣

[@MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020]

Ouch lol

[@thegamingdino1238]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious

[@ItsAMeMilkTea]

Sicc burn 😂😂😂

[@homowillis3405]

Asdfmovie reference exposed

[@candicoated2001]

Imagine you are spending a casual day in the supermarket shopping, then suddenly a marachi band starts playing and this guy starts singing about how his ex-girlfriend died while standing next to you and a bunch of others. Oh, and the Grim Reaper is there, too. #Relatable *Edit:* And after all, that his girlfriend that supposedly 'died' showed up at the end of his song. Just another day at store, am I right?

[@Papabandana]

Bro, I was actually in a C Town and this shit played. It's a bop

[@hyperionsix]

One of the things that killed me about this video was the mariachi player on the right. He's so nonplussed it makes me laugh.

[@jjjacer]

sounds like a normal day for The Hoff

[@GridnetGaming]

must be florida

[@JamesFluker]

Basically that's when you know you're in The Sims

[@FlexTuneMusic]

first time I discovered this song during quarantine...Am I late? 😅

[@ashfaqalve1423]

yes sir🤣

[@elizabethsavitskaya652]

Me too))

[@luisantoniopueblarivera5382]

No you aren't I discovered thus song during quarantine too.

[@trutris124]

lol very late

[@AmmoFN17]

bro the nostalgia I have for this song doesn't believe this...

[@studyman38]

This was one of my favorite songs when I was in 5th grade. RIP Charlie Colin.

[@rtrfan7398]

Yes, RIP Charlie Colin! But Charlie Colin left the band before this song came out. Charlie Colin left Train in 2003 and this song came out in 2012.

[@amandadixon905]

Rip charlie colin

[@banaphon9119]

I SPENT 2 YEARS TRYING TO FIND THIS STUPID SONG IT BEEN STUCK IN MY FOR AGES I CAN FINALLY REST

[@darioronaldetto1701]

Help me help me, was easy for me xd.

[@scottklanracing8214]

Me to I have known this song since it came out

[@addy7095]

I forgot this song, until I saw it in my recommended.

[@johnnyfrost6170]

@Banaphon next time put some of the lyrics that are in you head into a google search and the son should appear

[@DWN-024ShadowMan]

I know the feeling lol.

[@henrymalcolm4263]

Title: 50 Ways to Say Goodbye 50 million views. _perfectly balanced. all things should be_

[@srutideka2894]

No way! it deserves way more views.

[@alycia_088]

wow this one of the first times I get a reference

[@thatkindcoder7510]

We need 50 billion views. Idc if that's impossible do it. "25 billion bot accounts created, with 25 billion well on their way sir"

[@themodestai9603]

This deserves 1B+

[@TheNightmareFish]

Ex: I'm sorry, I have to be with someone more serious Me: That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna s- Ex: THIS IS WHY I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!!

[@linklink3008]

Who likes seriousness? It's so... serious.

[@jrpuckett7098]

@@linklink3008 Never be serious. Not knowingly.

[@linklink3008]

@@jrpuckett7098 Hello, Doctor.

[@jrpuckett7098]

Hello@@linklink3008. Nice to meet you, now run for your life!

[@linklink3008]

@@jrpuckett7098 *runs like a maniac*

[@wwlt.trevor0512]

Love dancing to this, SO FUN!

[@kyuenn8964]

My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized I'll take the high road like I should You said it's meant to be That it's not you, it's me You're leaving now for my own good That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntan Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She met a shark underwater Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died My pride still feels the sting You were my everything Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours) She'll think I'm Superman Not super minivan How could you leave on Yom Kippur? That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east-side night club Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died I wanna live a thousand lives with you I wanna be the one you're dying to Love, but you don't want to That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntan Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east-side night club Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say goodbye

[@nicoleeaves2153]

The comment I look for in every music video

[@Martarini]

DarkStark 31 sameee 🤣

[@yummiimuffiin1517]

How does this get so many likes when it’s just the lyrics?

[@nicoleeaves2153]

@@yummiimuffiin1517 cause some people want to sing along but don't know the lyrics at all or well

[@cherylpirie-warsop6994]

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 😂😂

[@cartrucks]

The beginning of this song sounds like Phantom of the Opera

[@victoriap.3394]

YES THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!

[@r.l.t7936]

+❤Tiffany Jade❤ Yes I do love this song. It came out in 2012.

[@nicholasgrant4849]

I know right

[@amancherry6106]

It really does

[@sterrevanderhulst9708]

yeess!! exactly that

[@pieter-h]

Number 51: She stepped on a lego.

[@rogeliomarquez7797]

very true

[@pieter-h]

It actually does hurt. Alot.

[@pieter-h]

Chicken Fancy Pants I live in the country that lego is made m8, and for me it fucking hurts. Atleast barefooted, which at the time i actually used legos i would go around all the time without socks.

[@jritchi9445]

+More Or Less Creative way 52: She fell into a cholla bush.

[@pieter-h]

:o

[@Myamirah]

RIP Charlie. You had so many catchy tunes that are still popular today ❤

[@troywilkerson939]

Charlie Colin wasn't part of this song. He was fired 10 years before it was made. But yes he did have some catchy tunes

[@laylareyes7733]

I just realized it’s supposed to sound like The Phantom of the Opera

[@juliyaavidor3965]

YEPAnd thought I'm the only one who hears it ... LOL Me and my Phantom obsessed mind

[@Gsklenda]

definitely, do not be surprised, today everyone is robbing old music,... create new and original music is difficult,.. Same ways You can see in movies. Musician of Pop music, director and authors are lazy and rather use old schemes and patterns, that still work

[@Lorena-rq9uc]

The Phantom of The Opera

[@lemon_macaroon_1777]

I'm pretty sure it's like a modern version of it Because it uses lyrics from the musical in a couple parts

[@Kevin6767767]

@@lemon_macaroon_1777 omg does it ???? I missed that

[@intro_agustd]

It's 2020 and no one is gonna ask why the dude at 4:16 in the back shoving a watermelon into a small plastic bag?

[@gerardgarcia4005]

The reason their shoving watermelons into bags is because it’s A symbolism for... yeah even I can’t bullshit my way out of this one I have no idea why lol!!!

[@efmadscientist9184]

because he knows he was just background character he can do whatever he wants

[@abhishekgeorgeprasad5740]

@@efmadscientist9184 these are two golden replies guys keep it up

[@M_ldyCheese]

Shhh, don't question it..

[@linklink3008]

He's **gradually** shoving the watermelon in a small plastic bag.

[@MarcellusGrey]

My girlfriend walked in on me singing this at the top of my voice while I was cleaning the bathroom...yeah awkward.

[@H00st0n]

+Marcellus Grey yeah I know the pain well to cheer you up have a fishy stick! images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/509199713966266693/0F5AF3EEE1F945B23893C1B6E78DDB45573C988D/?interpolation=lanczos-none&output-format=jpeg&output-quality=95&fit=inside%7C637:358&composite-to=*,*%7C637:358&background-color=black

[@TimJSwan]

+Marcellus Grey It would be more awkward if you were in the shower and she started singing it through the top of of her lungs through the door, then the curtain, then... saw her hand holding a revolver coming in.

[@bruh-tt3xp]

He didn't tell his friends.... He told the Internet

[@imelvilleda205]

+My Awesome money lolz

[@pandorasfate1]

+Marcellus Grey im about to walk to some kid whos my arch enimie...go lke this...:my heart aint parolized, your head is overside, you better get away from meeee...

[@razrv3lc]

I’ve never realize how good of a singer he is. This song is consistently high for a guy.

[@simpleton530]

Just a bunch of random mariachis in the background and only two people notice them

[@andypatmore5228]

Wait, there were mariachis there?! I didn't even notice!

[@lol22964]

I ok with that

[@mommirenee2013]

Creature64 Inc. I LOVE the mariachi band😍😍

[@jerrymoadj.r.1911]

LMAO

[@xoopzer]

i used to be obsessed with this song. 9 years later 12 am by brain has to find it again. now i’m crying

[@edgardozepeda8118]

Same here 😨🥺🤣 Love from Los Angeles, California

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Welcome to the nostalgia train, lad

[@worganfreeman2694]

@@ScorpionStrike7 Yea just don't let the train run you over too. Mariachi bands tend to spawn at that point.

[@h3artdoki]

I used to listen to this song years ago and today it just popped into my head and I was like I have to find this song so I searched on google song where he lists all the ways his wife died

[@AhmedAbdelMeguid]

Sorry for that ..

[@danieltothmusic]

My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized I'll take the high road like I should You said it's meant to be That it's not you, it's me You're leaving now for my own good That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died My pride still feels the sting You were my everything Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours) She'll think I'm Superman Not super minivan How could you leave on Yom Kippur? That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east side night club Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died I wanna live a thousand lives with you I wanna be the one you're dying to love... But you don't want to That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east side night club Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died Thank you for reading. I record covers from different popular songs. It means a lot to me if you listen to my channel! 😊

[@thotkiller4908]

Daniel Toth Music I see you on every music video lol

[@floydlooney6837]

it is still oversized, though

[@joshdeveaux6936]

People who do this need a life you do realize i can just lookup lyrics

[@eligahn.f336]

nice copy paste

[@dragxnz3830]

ey bois this comment is at 666 keep it that way

[@franciscovera6097]

People: "You can't put mariachi into a rock song they're different music genders" Train: "Hold our sombreros"

[@walleclyde8759]

Music Genders... that's a new one. XD

[@samanthat575]

I had never really paid attention to the lyrics before but Jesus Christ lmao

[@rageforreptiles1925]

same lmao it came up again in my recommended and I decided to click...

[@samanthat575]

Startis I was just on a nostalgic binge and ended up here haha

[@d.a.eharrington501]

I did its funny I love she'll think I'm superman not super mini van. LMAO

[@hannahpocock4322]

@@samanthat575 Me too!

[@linanafie8571]

The lyrics are insane and messed up the dude has so much imagination I swear

[@Nov-5062]

I used to hate this song, but then my girlfriend broke up with me A GODDAMN WEEK BEFORE YOM KIPPUR

[@adamdorio6298]

Aye nice to see a fellow Jew. Happy Hannukah

[@DWN-024ShadowMan]

Dang, sorry about that :(

[@constanxxe3092]

I think mine just broke up with me and I was supposed to bring her to Yom Kippur this year at my nan’s and so now I have like 2 months to find someone 😰😰

[@DementedDaedric]

F

[@salowoonton9922]

At least you had a girlfriend

[@zhee1236]

I have to Literally Type: Death and a Mariachi Band in a Store

[@KaizerGBC]

LMAO

[@intanazland677]

Instead of 50, i type 70 ways to say goodbye.. no wonder theres no suggestion pop up

[@mariakhan6090]

I typed 100 ways to say good bye, last time I searched yom kippur breakup song xD

[@deni0.0.7]

Ive never ran across such a band while shopping! Maybe I should change neighborhoods!

[@Malrottian]

David Hasselhoff is one of those people who I believe, without a shred of evidence, just REALLY enjoys being famous. He always seems to be having fun.

[@space-goat2312]

0:25 I love how he has a face which just says “oh that’s a shame that you broke up” as soon as he sees the mariachi band. Like this isn’t the first time he used the mariachi band to break bad news to people

[@valwark]

Imagine a Mariachi Band showing up at your door and your husband is a soldier..

[@logspace5294]

The lion was kind enough to clean up the blood

[@unknownentity3424]

Yeah....

[@nehajoshi8116]

😂😂😂😂

[@dylanchew7079]

Nice lion

[@justice4144]

A lannister always pays his debts

[@jerzymazur5425]

:D

[@jammingrag1339]

Every time I hear this it, if you listen closley it sounds like Phantom of the opera. I swear this is mostly why I like this song and the artist

[@jammingrag1339]

Please tell me I'm not the only

[@lululu174]

youre not xP but i kinda also like the song itself x3

[@bam9720]

You're not the only one 😂

[@tinamcmann4372]

Sh talks to angels

[@communityEsc]

+Jamming Rag I KNOW RIGHT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT

[@MamaMOB]

But really who leaves on Yom Kippur?!

[@mehmeh3894]

she was killed by a ninja trampled by godzilla accidentally ordered pineapple on pizza help me, help me, i'm no good at goodbyes *bananananaaaaaa* she put her hand in a toaster fell out a roller coaster suffocated to death under a bolster help me, help me, i'm all out of lies she tried to fight with a rancor lost to the elite four bought a ticket to North Korea to explore help me, help me, i'm no good at goodbyes *bananananaaaaaa* she died of pain from a toe stub held in a big fart publicly called hermione a 'mudblood' help me, help me, i'm all out of lies

[@pauldickinson3961]

Pundit Man Underrated comment

[@annagrobb]

And ways to say you died*

[@espraetz]

ha

[@sofiaospino1378]

Buenisimo

[@grimekid666]

Hilarious

[@nogahlerman6137]

"You said it's meant to be, That it's not you, it's me, The PHAAAAAAAANTOM of the Opera is there! ...Inside my mind!"

[@aki2775]

we're thinking the saaaame!

[@yukiame8732]

Honestly I was going to start to sing it

[@GraceofGod247]

You could tell there was phantom of the Opera influence

[@juicewrld3474]

I think it's sampling

[@adamthapazz4137]

THANK YOU!! LOL I was going crazy

[@JoyAndAgony]

my mom listens to this song like crazy, but she doesn't speak english. i always wondered if i was listening to the lyrics wrong. i wasn't.

[@cheesecake5695]

LOL

[@taifhamid1]

as someone who used to listen to English music before even being able to speak a word in English i guarantee you that she doesn't understand a single word xD

[@taifhamid1]

ops i just noticed that this is almost 1 year old comment haha

[@MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020]

taifhamid1 so you think...

[@nejagazdag9776]

Anyone in 2024

[@penjim2013]

Here bro....catching up cuz Charlie Colin just died in sudden accident. Rip Charlie. xx

[@AmirulAmin96]

This song lives rent free in my head

[@deni0.0.7]

WOw! Why are u soo generous? Can I come to? Pls? 😍😍

[@Oakenbird]

@@deni0.0.7 you're strange

[@lookatmyshirt347]

@@Oakenbird it’s a bot

[@mrbrassballs7704]

@@Oakenbird lmao

[@justice4144]

This song is so underrated wtf, there should be a 0 after that 37 million.

[@Given0]

You know that means it would have less views right?

[@justice4144]

...

[@justice4144]

AVer̢yL͢ongNameTh͞at͡N͝oOneC̴a̶re͘sAb̶o҉ut 370 million ;)

[@Given0]

Juulbx K now i gocha

[@masonbrandt14]

Juulbx what's up your @$$

[@morganworks6332]

Patrick: *explaining how his girlfriend died to death* Death: I'm sorry to hear that man Death's thoughts: Okay dude you and I both know I didn't collect her soul😂😂

[@johnnytheyoungbosch6624]

She has a soul?!

[@NitroNinja324]

@@kendallchaos So why didn't he just say that, hmm?

[@kendallchaos]

NitroNinja24 they did hence them putting death as the person responding in the second part

[@NitroNinja324]

@@kendallchaos Sorry, I was too enthralled with "died to death" to read any further.

[@aleksandarbrozek717]

Imagine laughing at that

[@williamscarcia1406]

I can't believe this song is 10 years old already.

[@sandralynnrichter666]

All these years later and it's still cracks me up to watch it great song great video. Really great lyrics. Love everything about it except it's too short he needs to extend it. It's one of those songs I don't think I'll ever get sick of.

[@hopewhite2817]

He should add more ways she died

[@leizero]

This has been my morning alarm for more or less 8 years now. Indeed, I do not get sick of its intro being my alarm tune; it's too annoyingly loud to not wake up to. Really good music nonetheless.

[@dramaticvirghoe]

PENSSATUCKY WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF JAIL

[@mcdabb7226]

DUDE

[@rowannehrolfsdottir3676]

I thought it was her!

[@moved9134]

OH SHIT

[@stangonzalez8739]

I was about to say the same thing!!!

[@gregbullock9315]

Piper gonna knock her teeth out again

[@moved1885]

When people are posting about how their boy or girl sent them a sweet or romantic song, and your girlfriend sends you this.

[@EggWhisper]

Oh gawd. That is dark. That would either make my day or destroy it.

[@MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020]

Ouch lmao

[@Gfriend_Buddy99]

I gotta say... That's one strong Take a Hint... 😂😅

[@patholmes577]

It gonefor u

[@sanjoamigo2921]

years may have passed, but the excellency of what this masterpiece brings won't ever be surpassed 👌🏼🎵

[@hockeyprogoalie]

lol black guy in the background with watermelon 4:14

[@usmantariq7997]

CJ

[@geovani60624]

+hockeyprogoalie wow huahuauhauhauhauhauhuhauhhuahuahuhuauh

[@fizaht4357]

+Icegoaliex12 yeah

[@xfxf2f824]

HOW MUCH ARE DEEZ WOTERMELONS

[@aliciaurie7691]

lol

[@ShaniaDeville]

I JUST REALIZED THE GIRL WHO PLAYED AS HIS GIRLFRIEND IS FROM ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK!!! HOLY GOD HELP ME

[@vicky248123]

right she looks so much better in this

[@jaymk4x713]

Whats her name

[@henningkarlsen3475]

I realized IT in the END 😂

[@ShaniaDeville]

Haha I know. It's ridiculous. I've seen this video years ago yet I only realized just now lol

[@ShaniaDeville]

+Rex H Ikr. ''YA'LL NEED JESUS. THEY LESBIANIN'.''

[@creepypasta9168]

The Lyrics for Copy and Paste. Train- 50 ways to say Goodbye - My heart is Paralyzed, My head was oversized, I'll take the highroad like I should You said it's meant to be, That it's not you, it's me, You're leaving now for my own good. That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say, She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntan, Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, Help me, I'm no good at goodbyes She met a shark underwater water, Fell and no one caught her, I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, Help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died. My pride still feels the sting, You were my everything, Someday I'll find a love like yours. She'll think I'm superman, Not super minivan, How could you leave on Yom Kippur? That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say, She was caught in a Mudslide, Eaten by a lion, Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, Help me, Im no good at goodbyes. She dried up in the Desert, Drowned in a hot tub, Danced to death at an east side night club Help me, Help me, Im all out of lies And ways to say you died I want to live a thousand lives with you, I want to be the one you're dying to love, But you dont want to That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are im gonna say, That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say, She went down in an airplane, Fried getting suntan, Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, Help me, Im no good at goodbyes She met a shark underwater, Fell and no one caught her, I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, Help me, Im all out of lies She was caught in a Mudslide, Eaten by a lion, Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, Help me, Im no good at goodbyes She dried up in the desert, Drowned in a hot tub, Danced to death at an east side night club Help me, Help me, Im all out of lies And ways to say you died.

[@lindaritchie4672]

Creepy Pasta with

[@DaBombGD]

How has this only accumulated 60M views? I couldn’t sworn this blew up when it was released. Had it stuck in my head all week and finally found this beauty 😌

[@ghibblie8523]

oH MY GOD I JUst REalIZED THE GIRL THAT PLAYS THE GIRL FRIEND IS TARYN MANNING FROM OINTB oommmgg yUAS

[@asyapluggedin]

Bella Sinclair same

[@mirakulkarni1141]

Bella Sinclair I SAW THAT AND I FREAKED

[@emmanuelmani2874]

I love this song very much as I don't want to say goodbye to anybody

[@turkeyfeatheraj8993]

that moment when you realize a lot of your favorite songs were by the same band...

[@julielemon7383]

I felt like that with Neon Trees not to long ago! XD

[@turkeyfeatheraj8993]

Julie Lemon lol same here with neon trees but I learned it a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONg time ago X3

[@julielemon7383]

TurkeyFeather Aj Cool!

[@turkeyfeatheraj8993]

Julie Lemon yea ;3

[@riley1733]

***** I seen Hedley live this year on their wild live tour at the aitken centre. i rocked with them for 2 hours. It was awesome!!

[@maheshtom9003]

2020 : She ate a bowl of bat soup

[@hudabinshadad6932]

Haha 😂😂

[@Quaronna]

NOOOOOO HOASKSKSK 💀💀💀💀

[@ketapelkecil13]

:D

[@noorx663]

😂😂😂😂

[@Alex-rm4wk]

50 ways for the world to say goodbye

[@josh-pw4rv]

who watching in 2024?

[@itsmefm]

If you were looking for exactly how many ways Train says goodbye, here they are: 1. She went down in an airplane 2. Fried getting suntan 3. Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 4. She met a shark underwater 5. Fell and no one caught her 6. She was caught in a mudslide 7. Eaten by a lion 8. Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 9. She dried up in the desert 10. Drowned in a hot tub 11. Danced to death at an east-side night club Rename the song "Ways to Say Goodbye" instead, that way we aren't lied to XD Still a great song though, even 8 years later.

[@linklink3008]

11 Ways To Say Goodbye

[@terrywyble5405]

grow a sense of humor. Paul Simons "50 Ways to leave your lover" doesnt have 50 ways either.

[@itsmefm]

@@terrywyble5405 this is a joke and if you didn't get that then maybe you're the one who needs to grow a sense of humor :)

[@macie6950]

@@itsmefm the way you wrote it make you sound like a karen no cap

[@Galarticuno]

I mean, those are just the ways he said she died, not all the ways he said goodbye

[@thehockeygirl24]

I was waiting for someone else to do this, but it never happened so I did it myself. Here you go everybody Verse 3 from 2020😂: 🎶 She went to Costco in Daytona Wore no mask got Corona Forgot all the toilet paper was gone yeah Help me help me I'm no good at goodbyes She got trapped in a zoom meet Didn't stay back six feet Read the stupid President's latest dumb tweet Help me help me I'm all out of lies 🎶

[@miinjari3080]

Dude 🤣🤣

[@wingodingo5467]

this is pure gold 👌

[@reym3428]

Bro😂😂

[@suteeksha]

OMG this is amazing

[@jaysefgames1155]

Political reference ruins another decent joke

[@faithgarcia3407]

Describe your typical day: I throw mannequin bodies down stairs for music videos.

[@_GhostMiner]

Perfect 👌👌

[@patholmes577]

Yes

[@justdjballa0492]

2012 for ya my boy 😂

[@Chilgt]

i honstly love that job

[@ohno_da_idiot3230]

THE NOSTALGIA HITS HARD

[@deathbycl0wn284]

Why don't you just say she was killed in a drive by?

[@Floppy_Disk]

Or by a train...

[@nicolasestevez9305]

References

[@HanniaRey16]

SweetiiTM, Bexause she was winking at another guy I think

[@underwatersharkfossils32]

You mean like CJ's mom from gta sa

[@HanniaRey16]

No wait it’s because she broke up with him and when his friends “try to ask her out I’m gonna say” that she died so no one could date her. Maybe I dunno but that’s my best guess tho.

[@ca5236]

They definitely should've added something in there about her being hit by a...... TRAIN!

[@ca5236]

l know you all saw that one coming, but she didn't, that's why she got hit by it HA

[@millysizzle6458]

I know

[@blueberryspicehead1085]

Ugh...

[@quirkyblingblingfangirl3278]

oh my god

[@blueberryspicehead1085]

oh god who else hates puns? like this comment if u do :)

[@edwarderofeyev]

50 ways to say goodbye: Polish:Do zobaczenia Afrikaans: Totsiens Armenian: mnas parov (to one staying) Armenian: tsedesoutiun Armenian: yertas parov (to one leaving) Cantonese: Joi Gin Croatian: Dovidjenja (See you again) Czech: Na shledanou Danish: Hej (is more colloqial and can be used as 'Hello!') Danish: Farvel Danish Paa gensyn Danish: Ses (Colloquial) abbreviated form of 'vi ses' meaning 'see you' Dutch: Tot ziens Dutch: Vaarwel Esperanto: adiau French: Adieus, mon amour French: Au revoir French: Adieu Georgian: Shvidi German: Auf Wiedersehen Greek: Antio Hebrew: Le hitra'ot Irish Gaelic: slan agat (to one staying) Irish Gaelic: slan leat (to one leaving) Italian: Ciao Italian: Arrivederci Italian: Addio Japanese: Sayonara Kahabu: Alu tapahadasi minang Lettish: Uz redzesanos Mandarin Chinese: Zai Jian Navajo: hagoone' Polish: Do widzenia Portuguese: Ate' logo Rumanian: La revedere Russian: Do Svidaniya Serbian: Do vidjenja Slovenian: Na svidanje Spanish: Adios Spanish: Hasta la vista Swahili: Kwa heri Swedish: hejda Tagalog: paalam na Ukranian: Do pobachennja Welsh: Hwyl English:goodbye English:bye English:see you later English:see ya

[@twat240]

Oh nice copying skills 😂😂😂 Its one of the top comments

[@edwarderofeyev]

Thanks :) Hope someone would notice. It was bye Angel and Koey, I think.

[@yuliyulidoank9895]

K

[@ElliotKray]

It was by Angel and Koey, not bye Angle and Koey. God.

[@twat240]

thenoobhater1506 does it really fucking matter? Shut the fuck up

[@TowarzyszMicha]

THAT'S A BANGER!!!

[@nicolasestevez9305]

Number 55: she listened to despacito

[@cheetos567]

Huh

[@musicisart5127]

And committed deathspacito

[@kermitshinei7813]

And committed toasterbath

[@MookaMG]

And committed ankle scooter

[@FreedomPuppy]

And committed ctrl+x

[@TitanDraugen]

Disney Rule#??: If a random instrumental music starts, you have to break into a song.

[@simonmagnetar4409]

+Draugen true but now it was kinda 4th wall break just look at their faes

[@silentbob4534]

haha

[@pinacoladatv808]

every highschool musical ever

[@sly3869]

I freaking lose it whenever I see Hoff dancing in horror at 4:05

[@samsammy975]

SAAAAAAMMMEEE XD

[@samsammy975]

I know hassle hoff. no one should see him dance

[@mariejanssen6422]

+Noah Musgrave hahahah... totally

[@Cygerion]

+Lynn Chaker da frekin video

[@royzieboy]

You could say he was in a..... Hassle

[@jaydamann3360]

What I love about Train is the fact that the love interests in all of the music videos are age appropriate for Pat. It's not just some 20 year old model, it's a thirty something woman who legitimately looks like a real human being.

[@victoriap.3394]

is it just me or does this sound kind of like phantom of the opera

[@kimborassecondwife]

yeah at some parts it really do hah😂

[@laggedoff]

I hear it without a doubt, the opening lyrics, and the next ten seconds. It also sounds like Taylor Swift.

[@jasondenney5222]

yes I was literally thinking the same bout Phantom of the Opera lmao. Great band. Helps my daughter goes to sleep : )

[@stevehumphrey667]

Exactly what I thought, love it.

[@ris2543]

thats what i thoughtttt lol not the chorus but the verse

[@sethnest9830]

50 ways to die in minecraft

[@PapaJohnsPie]

Dirty Damien same

[@freglee255]

Dirty Damien yes senior

[@insanepoop9873]

Dirty Damien Better than the origional

[@Baileh]

Please no.

[@FightforTTIG]

Fuck off

[@heekyunglim1807]

This song is sooo catchy. It deserves at least half a billion views.

[@ImansErpan]

Facts

[@LadyNightwish]

It doesn't it's a plagiarism from phantom of the opera, one of the most disgusting ones

[@piggygames8582]

@@LadyNightwish Don't think it can be described as a copy of Phantom of the Opera. The entire chorus is different and the others parts sound only partly the same. If you can describe this as a copy, then still this song slaps and Phantom of the Opera is ass.

[@LadyNightwish]

@@piggygames8582 Mate, except for the chorus, ALL THE REST IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, he just speed up the tempo , aka played it faster, its not a brand new song or "partially" because he played faster , its the same song in a faster speed, aka Plagiarism , a bad copy, and you are uncultured well your name already says piggy, so swine!

[@danthomas4198]

@@LadyNightwish so's your face

[@jennifergiacinto8210]

A mariachi band in a breakup song. This is epic! Also, Pat, your vocals are so on point, very strong.

[@davethompson8052]

“Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand” never seen one of them before

[@JP-fs4cl]

Yeah I thought that combination of lyrics was a little odd too, lol

[@leonedralev3776]

it does not make sense because it was a lie. You know kinda like the story that the Smollet guy want people to believe happened to him.

[@AaronTsuii]

"They don't look so ripe do they" *Puts in 50 tomatoes anyways*

[@joshdeveaux6936]

You gotta be prepared tomatoes are going extinct 2020 due to deforestation

[@blackironwalterkus3851]

Storm PANDEMIC DOES NOT EQUAL DEFORESTATION.

[@jstnshea]

Part of the song sounds similar to the Phantom Of The Opera. I guess the Phantom Of Train is there, inside your mind.

[@gioschmidt9982]

this makes me think of the phantom of king ganondorf

[@TheLittleVenus96]

I thought of Phantom of the Opera as soon as I heard this song

[@alisonschwab7842]

+Doan Ai Thu what reminds you of it? can you explain?

[@TheLittleVenus96]

+Alison Schwab the first version from "my heart is paralyzed" to "you're leaving now to my own good" sounds so similar to Phantom of the opera

[@DarkShadowBlade2389]

+Justin Shea Does it really matter? Music is merely a rearrangement of different tunes and rhythms. 50 years from now, every new piece of music can be compared to another song that already exists.

[@MariFer_09]

Ok, i liked the song but...it is the same melody as the Phantom of the Opera song..like wtf 😯

[@mom2warren614]

Yes.. this!

[@AgentArcadia]

god DAMN it took me like a year to find this song only clue i had was "help me help me" which kept leading me to alkaline trio, but I knew that was wrong

[@juliobello4561]

So I was not alone lol :D

[@bunnylove2439]

julio bello yea, same. I then just stopped and when I herd this I was like, "oh my glob oh my glob!!!" Hahahahaha!

[@UrdnotRed]

Nice icon. Heimerdinger ftw

[@urko7177]

i just wrote on goodgle help me help me song lyrics, and the first 6 matches are right

[@AgentArcadia]

uros kocjancic That's most likely because google tailors results to what you've seen/searched for before.

[@chrono2484]

train makes awesome songs

[@trollmeister2672]

am I the only one who laughed when David Hasselhoff walked in?

[@LadyKR82]

For years I've stated it's not a true music video without a mariachi band and The Hoff...LOL

[@mothersuperior2673]

@@LadyKR82 train got the message

[@zhishangdi3522]

I love how much Hoff played along when he was on scene

[@FelipeRossini1565]

2:47 IT'S THE FREAKING PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!

[@tylerstell8672]

THE WHOLE SONG IS PHANTOM

[@urielresendiz8524]

​@@tylerstell8672 my thoughts exactly

[@vincentlok8894]

"Got run over by a crappy purple scion". LOVE the band, but man their lyrics ... LOL.

[@klys2608]

Vincent Lok lmao he said it while i read this

[@bei864]

i thought the girl was murdered but nahhhh this is a wholesome song

[@mx.n.3682]

I think it's supposed to be humorous, whatever the lyrics are. I definitely broke out laughing and spread this song to everyone I knew when I first heard this song.

[@addy7095]

@@klys2608 same here

[@HeyAutumnHere]

"That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say," Oh, we broke up.

[@zahraakhodabocus4274]

Here after gaten lip sync battle

[@maximelefebvre155]

ZAHRAA ! Same

[@sullywestern7778]

Yes!! Fucking Obviously😂

[@teamoceanox3335]

ZAHRAA ! Same

[@neonwolfzkanye2721]

Aren't we all😂

[@opiniontechy2233]

ZAHRAA ! Gaten 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@kelseyl5940]

This is still one of my favourite music videos I have ever seen. The song, the scenes and the facial expressions. ♥️

[@mattp.158]

The only criticism I have is how he says "cement".

[@kayleighjetstar8302]

I'm not the only one 😂

[@andsprite6821]

LOL

[@AgungDorian]

yes me too, you have +1 LOL

[@maman5695]

Matt H.

[@jacksongardiner2877]

Bahahahah yes

[@skye2.025]

I love how he’s starts to laugh at 3:18 🥺😂

[@bonniebluebells]

my favorite part tbh!

[@tripsome2153]

Probably at David 😁

[@DANNNY.eddlemon]

He probably just doesn't care.

[@naruto59690]

*song ends* *ex-girlfriend grabs only a cucumber* *misteriusly smiles and walks away*

[@toogletoo2129]

*Mysteriously :)

[@toogletoo2129]

No Problem :) I get it Happy Holidays to you too

[@jessicabrown3049]

Actually she also grabbed 2 tomatoes

[@descensiongrime6409]

***** a face with a big nose

[@easternoodles7058]

Reminds me of when aqua man came out and everyone complaining about cucumbers in the chairs in the theatres 🤮

[@maddy2masti]

2024 anyone ❤

[@SUNxEATER]

Is it just me, or does this sound like a modernized version of The phantom of the opera?

[@phorcysx]

Absolutely. There's no question bits of it are the same melody. Most pop songs borrow something from another well-liked song (a melody, a riff, a horn segment etc.) and put a new spin on it -- There are only so many melodies anyway, and it makes a song sound a little bit familiar upon first listen.

[@momiselami13]

oh my god i was just thinking the same thing it does o.o

[@BeckyDowningTV]

This song is played at work daily. It deffo sounds like phantom. I thought it was just me.

[@rerahsoedivetarip]

Does this remind anyone else of Dumb Ways To Die?

[@michaelsluss431]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@jaxonrowsell2874]

If u r listening this in 2021 u r a god

[@Chilgt]

*BOW DOWN MORTAL*

[@heathm.h4490]

I discovered this in 2020...

[@justsomeplant3305]

I don’t even know how I got here

[@evamenez00]

DrawingDreams HMH me too...!!!

[@spadeking6151]

🔥

[@philippinekiwiexplorer7459]

I used to love this song when it was recently released. Now, my workmate played this in random from her playlist. I am loving it more and realised it has been 9 years now. This song is soooo good!! Watching this on December 19, 2021 10:49 pm..

[@DubiousFIN]

Well new years a bit late

[@Nopeapus]

Well 2 years later I'm listening at 11:15pm December 28 so cheers brother

[@maggiem9555]

2012 was a good year ... especially songs

[@Adamgrider1982]

And then there was the Wii U :(

[@oldtownroad1517]

IKR I miss my childhood I miss everything this used to be my favorite song now I listen to kpop I just came back to this cuz I wanted some memories to come back to me

[@werwer12341]

@@godsrays207 Your on some hardcore philosophical Drugs aren't you?

2010-2013 best Songs

[@emmag5626]

True!!

[@dazedconfuzed6]

singer got to much inspiration from andrew lloyd webber for the melody line. sounds a little to much like the melody line from phantom of the opera

[@serenahart3876]

The first time I heard this was in a clothing store, but my first thought was phantom of the opera for some reason 😶 yet I still like this song 😁

[@thatgui88]

haha same but i heard it in a football game

[@lighthouse-lh3ci]

It definitely has a lot of melodic similarity to Phantom of the Opera

[@calb9057]

This song should be called 50 ways to lie about the death that didn't happen to my ex girlfriend

[@aladinocave6599]

I sometimes still hear her