Cant believe this little gem was hidden all this time. I wonder what other poems were never released.
@40Two4 жыл бұрын
dude i think you're in luck
@40Two4 жыл бұрын
the babysitter collection is due for tommorow. there's a poem on it called "the bus" as far as i know it's unreleased.
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Really?, well as soon as I see it, I’ll record it and upload it!
@user-yx3uh8nq6y7 ай бұрын
……………….really.
@Weezygeeza973 жыл бұрын
"What are you, some kind of hippie?" Michael: *Thinks of all the work he's produced that's anti violence, but then remembers how he whipped his brother with a tea towel and shoved a twig in his bed for revenge* Michael: ...sort of
@Jazzdog53 жыл бұрын
"Ow! That hurt, I didn't hurt you!"
@duncansalyer29992 жыл бұрын
While he doesn’t specify his age in this, I just naturally imagine him as a kid in all of these stories so the idea of a commando making a scene in front a kid of about ten is hilarious
@TheRealClankZoka2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@shermendlakk4 жыл бұрын
We have just discovered buried treasure in the shaving soap after 12 bloody years!
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Lol!.
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb75852 жыл бұрын
Free at last! Free at last! *and then I cried*
@TheCabritoGoat4 жыл бұрын
I think I understand it. Michael Rosen is (still) a big hippie. In this poem, I think he was trying to showcase the effects of war / militarization on the human mind, how it made this guy on a train just go mad. Michael Rosen is a huge peacenik, if you look at his other poems like “My dad tells me” and others
@hooviridis8388 Жыл бұрын
"...And now they are trying to invent space ships that drop bombs." Probably one of the most haunting endings to one of his poems.
@TheRealClankZoka Жыл бұрын
@hooviridis8388 Definitely yeah.
@MeStirRyanYTP4 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely surreal seeing one of Rosen’s older stories only seeing the light of day just TODAY.
@hooviridis8388 Жыл бұрын
It would seem as if this poem is likely about a shell-shocked veteran that likely served in one of the few wars or conflicts during the cold war and has seen a lot during his service. Michael, just minding his own business on the train, is likely an adult during this time, and the story could very well take place anywhere between the 1980's and 1990's. It's that moment when Michael states that he's sorta a hippie that the veteran realizes that he's been out of the war for quite some time now, hence why the man starts crying. I like to think this video is what sparked Rosen's video producers to create a channel called "Michael Rosen's Poems for Adults" (look it up, it's got a few more down-to-earth poems filled with the harsh realities of this world)
@TheRealClankZoka Жыл бұрын
That would seem likely, good theory though , I checked out the channel and it’s definitely down-to-earth as you described.
@themickyrosenrabbit55854 жыл бұрын
There's something so surreal about seeing a 'new' Rosen poem in the exact same format as the ones I've been watching and editing for years.
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
I know, strange isn’t it?, I wonder if there is any other poems he’s done but we don’t know of.
@logannottheonefrommarvel99174 жыл бұрын
This is like the Snyder Cut of Rosen poems, except this actually saw the light of day!
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
I can see where you are coming from!.
@tristanemery8748 Жыл бұрын
About that...
@HaveorcArts4 жыл бұрын
This has so much potential for new YTPs, because of how adult it is compared to other poems. This will be interesting.
@Djay_B4 жыл бұрын
I can understand why Michael never originally released it to the public. I'll bet YTPers will have quite the field day with this new source!
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
I wonder why though?.., is it because it’s got the word “bloody” in it?
@postironichno_innit7 ай бұрын
@@TheRealClankZoka because it involves a lunatic literally asking Michael to murder him. Doubt children would want to listen to that.
@tomwatts7034 жыл бұрын
It's so jarring to hear Michael swear without it being sentence-mixed
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
He has swore a few times outside of sentence mixing, but very rarely.
@avalonjustin4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealClankZoka It was FUCKING CRAZY!
@sumvs59924 жыл бұрын
If you mean him saying bloody, it's quite a common word over here
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Avalon Justin Exactly.
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
The Alright Tank Historian You from the UK as well?
@bentleytheartist17174 жыл бұрын
Never expected this out of a famous CHILDREN’s poet.
@dylaninpieces2 Жыл бұрын
There's the "Michael Rosen For Adults" channel which contains poems and stories written by Rosen for grown-ups. You can also check out Rosen's horror stories as well.
@SIRSANDMAN0 Жыл бұрын
It is incredibly weird to hear Michael Rosen say “I could kill you in 5 seconds with me bare hands”
@sumvs59923 жыл бұрын
People saying that this about a soldier who went crazy after his service, but this is really about a normal train journey in scotland
@EJthemad7174 Жыл бұрын
OK, this is darker than I expected.
@fweged43532 ай бұрын
did you see the one that's just one big awkward conversation with a kid whose parents are divorced
@TheRealClankZoka2 ай бұрын
No?
@Andrei42244 жыл бұрын
New story with old young Michael Rosen. Wow.
@verchewah3 жыл бұрын
Either I’m dreaming or this is just an exceptionally well-made Rosen YTP
@dylaninpieces2 Жыл бұрын
This was filmed in 2008.
@Meatrubexe4 жыл бұрын
And then he just fell over and died
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
“And then he started crying again.”
@Andrei42244 жыл бұрын
Someone should make ytp out of it👆
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
I beg your pardon?
@Andrei42244 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealClankZoka I mean these two messages looks like a script to ytp
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Андрей Фамильев Y’know they are from one of his poems.... right?
@tudorbrancuturcu5996Ай бұрын
The definition of Micheal telling an unscripted poem with no limits. Just look at his face he’s like “WTF happened?”
@BagOfToenails4 жыл бұрын
Obligatory "I live in Hull"
@commediaDollArte4 жыл бұрын
This is... I'm not sure how to feel about Michael Rosen actually saying this and it not being sentence mixed
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, quite unusual isn’t it?
@getajobmate12812 жыл бұрын
watching this feels like a very strange yet uncomfortably vivd dream
@avalonjustin4 жыл бұрын
Can't imagine why this one wasn't released. Seems like a lovely story for children!
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure, although I don’t see it as a story for children.
@avalonjustin4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealClankZoka Sarcasm dude.
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Oh, I see, sorry mate I couldn’t tell.
@kenetickups614611 ай бұрын
Really not that innapropriate
@19Link863 ай бұрын
@@TheRealClankZokar/woooosh
@LucasBuilds Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that sounds about right for Hull.
@Wartycoonfanisawsome10 ай бұрын
As you know, Hull is 40 miles away from Filey “small town with large caravan park” ive been to that caravan park it took 3 hours
@Snowy1012 жыл бұрын
This doesn't even need pooping, it's perfect.
@wildsurfer124 жыл бұрын
Thankfully I’ve never met anyone like that on any of my trains to Hull.
@cy_mx4 жыл бұрын
i can't describe how it feels to watch one of these that hasn't been seen by anyone for years.
@madmanminkler13825 ай бұрын
This felt more like a Michael Rosen YTP than a legit Michael Rosen vid!
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou4 жыл бұрын
THREE BLOODY YEARS!
@notofox7 ай бұрын
This is what YTP will be in 2050!!1!😮
@samuelbugster18024 жыл бұрын
This is kinda dark if you think about it
@bastione98314 жыл бұрын
I was on a train to H E L L
@Objects217 ай бұрын
Children: *exist* Jo frost: 0:44
@terrarianender Жыл бұрын
Still coming to terms with the fact that there's an actual Michael Rosen poem where he says "I could kill you in five seconds with my bare hands!"
@mrberry11474 жыл бұрын
'I'm not in the mood'
@samrashah31824 жыл бұрын
This was a bit sad
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
I guess so.
@Dafni.Cortes4 жыл бұрын
“I’M FREE AT LAST!”
@ADJL13314 жыл бұрын
Bless you man, thanks to you history was just expanded
@billyh88uk4 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest sentence mixing I've ever seen.
@NorthamIncYT3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know right
@TheRealClankZoka3 жыл бұрын
Erm, it’s not..., you know that right?..
@NorthamIncYT3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealClankZoka it was just a joke
@TheRealClankZoka3 жыл бұрын
Northam Films Inc. Oh, I see, I didn’t know that.
@NateCraven3183 жыл бұрын
I believe that the man on the train had some form of psychosis and/or PTSD.
@TheRealClankZoka3 жыл бұрын
Possibly.
@NoiseFlippin3 жыл бұрын
No wonder he could kill you in five seconds with he bare hands; he spent three bloody years in the Australian desert.
@TheRealClankZoka3 жыл бұрын
Preeetty much.
@LoganL20085 ай бұрын
no wonder this wasn’t uploaded with his other poems
@piggyandgoatsimulatorchann577510 ай бұрын
So that’s where DaThings2 got the idea of Bloody Strict…
@tylerengle45404 жыл бұрын
I was uploading some videos to youtube. And this one sketch i filmed said "Come on! Upload me!" And I said..."sorry I don't think I can-" and it said what are you some sort of hippie?" and I said ..."sort of" (decade later) "I'm free now! Free at last free at BLOODY LAST!!!!" ....and started crying
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
How convenient.
@ItsCosmoTewulf2 жыл бұрын
Something to point out is that Michael's recording of Train to Hull actually made it into the HD compilation releases of his original poems.
@TheRealClankZoka2 жыл бұрын
I think everyone knows that.
@ItsCosmoTewulf2 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealClankZoka Yeah, I figured. I was just saying that because the description didn't make any note of that
@TheRealClankZoka2 жыл бұрын
Wait, I thought I mentioned in the description?…
@ItsCosmoTewulf2 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealClankZoka It didn't mention anything about the compilation specifically, but it did mention the livestream.
@TheRealClankZoka2 жыл бұрын
@@ItsCosmoTewulf Well people can search and figure it out anyway.
@WickedFamix6 ай бұрын
I really wish there were more poems with comments enabled, because these are really good for sparking discussion and interpretation. However, knowing his meme status and the people looking for poop material, the entire reason many of us, including me, are here, it makes sense that he disables comments.
@bezoekers6 ай бұрын
KZbin videos that are made for children aren't even allowed to have comments enabled, technically.
@woop67274 ай бұрын
the comments are just locked because of youtube kids sadly
@Cyberbrickmaster19864 ай бұрын
I can understand why this poem was hidden. It isn't very child friendly...
@benhunt12614 жыл бұрын
Very interesting one! You can get a direct train to Hull from King's Cross. What if I was at that station and I was lucky enough to see him doing that journey, that would be amazing
@jureid45814 жыл бұрын
New Michael Rosen ytp source
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Ju Reid Yep.
@bluefrogTV_4 жыл бұрын
Finally a new YTP source for Michael Rosen YTP's!
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
I actually got it from his actual channel, no joke.
@johnwest66904 жыл бұрын
@@Charliejashworth Michael uploaded it to his channel only an hour ago, as well as HD versions of his other poems.
@parker-boy983 жыл бұрын
"What are you, some kind of hippie?"
@bigman542 Жыл бұрын
Michael Rosen’s face at the end lol
@YuriNator5572 жыл бұрын
funny how this implies he would have killed the guy if he was alone and he wanted to
@leogreaves29314 жыл бұрын
I declare this a lost poem.
@spider-boy93744 жыл бұрын
“Come on. Kill me!”
@doktorhabilitowanystanczyk Жыл бұрын
average train ride to hull
@SammyWhiteley Жыл бұрын
Most stable British Rail passenger
@bedfordshireeastmidlandstrains Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Thameslink doesn't advertise this because they run trains to Luton
@matejstemberk81104 жыл бұрын
If thats true, how come youre here to tell the tale. Fair enough and i'll tell you. Its because: (Get ready) I dunno
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@KlaviceGavin3 жыл бұрын
Since "bloody" is a swear word in England, I can see why this wasn't posted on the Michael Rosen channel in the beginning.
@elevatorsareout667 Жыл бұрын
It isn't considered one now.
@KlaviceGavin9 ай бұрын
@elevatorsareout667 I mean to be fair kids shows use damn and hell now. So yeah, they used to be but aren't anymore.
@tudorbrancuturcu5996Ай бұрын
Romania uses damn in cartoons
@steverman231212 күн бұрын
i like to imagine this isnt a story, and this is just a retelling of a weird interaction he had with a guy on the train
@Doc_K Жыл бұрын
3 BLoOodY yEaRs
@OmarHyari2009 Жыл бұрын
I can see why this clip wasn't released..
@roscommon-4 жыл бұрын
this sounds like the navy seals copypasta
@DatShepTho4 жыл бұрын
I thought that too XD
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@DatShepTho4 жыл бұрын
You've never heard of the Navy Seals copypasta?
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
No..., what is it?
@DatShepTho4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealClankZoka You'll have to read it. It's what people would copy-paste as a reply to a comment that insulted them
@depressedunicorn44444 жыл бұрын
This poem is...kinda disturbing tbh. Not what I was expecting at all 😕
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Fair enough, I like all his poems in all honestly but I respect your opinion, also are you a Gravity Falls fan?.
@Thinktank-rn6dm Жыл бұрын
michael rosen: lost episode
@Ninjasquirrel54 жыл бұрын
This doesn't even need pooping, it's crazy enough as it is! Hah!
@duncansalyer29992 жыл бұрын
“I’m not in the mood”
@CashBurdissTheYSFanatic2K82 жыл бұрын
0:23-0:25 Whoa! Something that one of my characters that I despise list from my channel description would say.
@TheRealClankZoka2 жыл бұрын
Okay?
@PoetryETrain2 жыл бұрын
To Mr. Rosen I am gathering train and railroad poems for the year 2030 for the 2nd 10 year anniversary anthology published last year. I would like to add your poem to this anthology to be published in January of 2030, please comment so I have your approval. Thank you for channel master for sharing. Applause! ~ I was on a train to Hull, and this bloke turned to me and said: "Come on, kill me!" And I said: "Ehm... I'm sorry, I, I, I don't think I can," and he said to me again: "Come on, kill me!" And I said: "Ehm... I'm not in the mood." And he said: "Right. You come to kill me and I go for me knife stuck down me sock, so you see me bend and you come for me, but, I flip you over me shoulder and stab ya. Come on! Kill me!" And I said: "Ehm... not now, and, people are watching," And he said: "Trained I am, commando, been sitting in the desert in Australia for three bloody years! And then, on the coast, got so bored, I used to take pod shots at passing ships. Trained I am, I could kill you in five seconds, with me bare hands! You come for me, I'm up there with the back of me hand and in there and you're just a slab of meat!" And I said: "Hmm..." And he said: "What are you? Some kind of hippie?" And I said: "Sort of." And he said: "I'm free now! Free at last! Free at last! Free at bloody last! Three bloody years," he said... and started crying.
@TheRealClankZoka2 жыл бұрын
Okay then?
@charliebland22904 ай бұрын
Sounds like Hull Trains to me 😂
@Oferdertv Жыл бұрын
He hasn't released it cause he understood it's not appropriate for kids hahaha
@KlaviceGavin3 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: Michael Rosen runs afoul of a Aussie.
@f0rm0r4 жыл бұрын
"Are you some sort of hippie?" "Well, sort of." Michael's parents met in the Young Communists League and were both members of the Communist Party of Great Britain 😁
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Formor Immington I never knew that!
@kenetickups61462 жыл бұрын
Yeah but commies actually do things, unlike hippied
@IEswagbuddy25 күн бұрын
Looks like an creppypasta Featuring An Never Before Seen poem of Michael Rosen
@jessicap.bergvall447510 ай бұрын
0:36
@leogreaves29314 жыл бұрын
Train to Hell...
@Paragon134 жыл бұрын
Who else is here after Noicedrinkz made his video private?
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Wait what?, the video was private?, I thought it was deleted, why is it private I wonder?.
@Paragon134 жыл бұрын
Clank Zoka I used a Link I posted on Discord and it said the video was private.
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Huh.
@Squidward20047 ай бұрын
Is this the lost poem?
@TheRealClankZoka7 ай бұрын
Yep.
@ytpmvbutitsytpmv5 ай бұрын
0:47
@lucasm22 Жыл бұрын
0:17 0:31 0:44
@MrHawkS4 жыл бұрын
What the hell?? Michael
@geekayare Жыл бұрын
More like Train To Hell.
@TheRealClankZoka Жыл бұрын
Oh snap!
@40Two4 жыл бұрын
I. What does one say to this? I don't know what to think.
@40Two4 жыл бұрын
So what I can gather is that this army guy from Australia wants somebody to try and kill him so he can show off his training. I think.
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
You could be onto something but I’m not quite clear on what the purpose of the poem is.
@40Two4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealClankZoka me neither.
@40Two4 жыл бұрын
I think while Mike is on a train to Hull and an ex-soldier wants to show off his training after he's finally free after 3 years, and Michael refuses as he doesn't want to, and because people are watching, and this man details how he would win, and explains about his time in the outback, and then asks if Michael is a hippie.
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Who knows.
@TwisterTH4 жыл бұрын
Yeap, that was sure a surprise, to say at least. But sure interesting, nonetheless.
@TheRealClankZoka4 жыл бұрын
Quite right.
@congenitalblabla Жыл бұрын
was it a class 222
@TheRealClankZoka Жыл бұрын
?
@bedfordshireeastmidlandstrains Жыл бұрын
As in the type of train. He's talking about the EMR intercity trains