Train Valley 2 - Off The Rails

[@MrJimmyd500]

Watching Jon do anything that requires efficiency and foresight gives me an aneurysm.

[@5Andysalive]

No it doesn't.

[@Dfarrey]

28:35 "And now I can start building bridges." We're gonna need more bridge ballast.

[@BenieTheDragon]

24:02: "there's been a 'small' explosion" Those poor cows. Damnit, Jon. 😂

[@Kryptnyt]

Green New Deal starts early

[@SbassLaser]

i was just watching those trains knowing they were destined to fail

[@auronius7332]

"Everything is under control" >catastrophic train explosion immediately after

[@Nesetroll]

And so, having become a stupidly wealthy train tycoon, Jon finally decided to invest in basic fucking trafic lights and track changers. He even made a schedule that never was on time. It was marvellous. Fuck, what's the fastest way to learn how to make games?! I need this to happen now!

[@romanw6636]

"I am not wasting any time" while pausing for 30s between dispatching trains

[@infernox1099]

Me, Throughout a large majority of the video - "Jon, the trains gonna go the wrong way, Jon, the trains are on a collision course, Jon, the train is going the wrong way"

[@pokeguyzilla5597]

JON'S GRAIN IS MADE OF PEOPLE! IT'S PEOPLE GODDAMMIT!!!

[@polishenglish8356]

Georgeous game and a fantastic commentary, but I have to admit I did not know what happened on the field half the time :D

[@klemminguk]

According to steam, I've somehow managed to spend 215 hours playing this. I have no idea how.

[@trekstar489]

Mabey you have?

[@tinchosabala]

Holy smokes.

[@cindyewert-parsons7423]

I've played 3900 hours!!!!!!!!!

[@Septimus_ii]

This game is so much fun!

[@DeadpoolNJ]

Look on the map with the tires and grain. North of the canyon to the left of the cow farm ,there is a little piece of track with a Delorean on it. Back to the Future Easter egg

[@Karagianis]

I'm fairly sure that since sand is dug out of the ground, and is essentially very small rocks that the word for it is a quarry. A sand quarry.

[@AgentWest]

2:40 That's wheat, you muppet!

[@traviscuperus5692]

It's about trains, so I'm on board....... Jon you are a pun wizard and you don't even know it

[@naturewort6592]

Neat game. Like the simple stylish graph.

[@aethonz]

Your comment about a minute in about needing people gor a building to produce things gave me a wonderful wish: a Warhammer 40k game where you act as an administrator of a Chaos warband. Going from planet to planet setting up supply routes and converting/sacrificing the local pops to further the war effort

[@phunakart]

Jon you should try OpenTTD, I think you might like it.

[@mattevans4377]

Yeeessss!

[@5Andysalive]

It's literally the same as train fever and alike just in ancient graphics. Obviously it's rather that these other games are inspired by TTD but that doesnt change the fact that there are fancier versions of the same game. With a better UI and not as ludicrously complicated in handling.

[@phunakart]

5Andysalive Don’t forget about the planes and the in depth train rail system

[@AgentWest]

+1 to Open TTD. It is a vast improvement over even the original TTD (especially with train management) and the 'high-resolution' (32 bit?) graphic plugin makes it look much nicer when zoomed in. It even has multiplayer! MATN VS Blitz VS Drae transport battle, anyone?

[@DZ-1987]

"ancient Graphics" he says. True, pixel graphics are old, but are still in use. I won't call something ancient until its a few years after its retirement.

[@oscritsm9937]

3:48 ‘no more line this’ *picks moe expensive option*

[@pmedwards42]

I love this game. Also, Jon should check out Turmoil.

[@joshuas2477]

Did anyone notice the back to the future easter egg on the third map behind the bridge?

[@DeadpoolNJ]

Just mentioned that

[@HeroSquirrel]

I was wondering what that was tbh.

[@ЕвгенийВолков-у7е]

"People will be consumed in order to make food" Jon, 2019

[@M1PAC]

Jon's -1perception strikes again , I THINK that's flour or bread

[@DZ-1987]

So, Bread's just a fluff of dust in your place, aye?

[@sotnosen95]

I thought it was flour too at first, but no, it said sand when Jon hovered over it.

[@DZ-1987]

Who'd want sand?

[@DZ-1987]

I suppose for some things like construction or glassmaking.

[@SuperiorPosterior]

14:00 Me: Pause... Pause. *Pause.* Just *pause...* J-ugh... You could have just paused, stopped the trains, built a joining track, unpaused so the track is built, and then restarted the trains. Why did you just give up after less than a second's thought? **ESPECIALLY** since doing it that way would have guaranteed you the "Less than 35 tracks" star.

[@stealthygecko3782]

I see train video, I click, I like

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

I love running a train. ; D

[@trekstar489]

I like trains

[@lostevesy]

Totally on board huh, nice pun

[@stormypinkness4030]

Nice game.

[@tinchosabala]

Is there something you are _not_ on board with? And was being on board with a train game a pun?

[@BRUXXUS]

😬 I'm just happy you're having fun.

[@SocratesOnFire7]

"Brides are apparently a bit of a rip off" Hey now, all that ballast doesn't come cheap.

[@lulumolloy]

Also as a tip, it's good to count how many of the most basic resources you need (sand, wood, the stuff that just needs worker) and count it in terms of fully loaded trains. So if you need 10 bricks, and 4sand, you need 14sand total, or 7 trainfuls (for 2trains). That way you're not wasting extra time on making too little or too much sand. And to avoid having too many trains on the track, always have them be fully loaded (2 for green, 3blue, 4yellow, 5orange) That also helps with counting.

[@thomascreamer1519]

I've never seen train valley 1 who were the important characters

[@SeanNaut]

train & valley were probably the most important characters. 1 came in a little late.

[@OriginalBrandybuck]

We can make more cows!

[@garnettkaruna8767]

So, are they mixing the humans in to making the product? o-o Or is it just taking so long they retire?

[@SimWolfHero]

*_Ticks All My Boxes_*

[@Tsanito]

The big question is: Where are we going to produce our zebras?

[@gosportjamie]

I think Jon's getting a little steamed up...

[@migwar]

Hope he doesnt go off the rails

[@gosportjamie]

@@migwar Like the cows...

[@5Andysalive]

I liked the first one. Up to the point when it placed weird train stations for you to mess you up. Or it started trains automatically without asking. Not quite remember the details. But some really annyoing non-fun feature kicked in, that completely ruined the game.

[@lulumolloy]

I can't wait to see your face when you get to electricity....

[@METALFREAK03]

Oh the moment when you know it's a good video with Fleischer's classic Soylent Green starring "the man" Heston! "YOU GOTTA TELL THEM! YOU GOTTA TELL THEM SOYLENT GREEN ARE PEOPLE!"

[@prabhanjanshedbalkar2262]

who wants to see more raileay empire? hit like if u want

[@MichaelPiraino]

i was wondering when they were going to remake transport tycoon.... ha....

[@Ordostank]

Spurius Flavius and the Space Race, John! Focus on what's important. This weekend must have a stream, or else... well I'm not donating anything, so I can't actually threaten you, but a lot of people will be dissapointed second week in a row.

[@skidadle3071]

Should have bought another train

[@bluehero-96]

I don't like sand . . .

[@Solus749]

it is course and gets in everywhere

[@arthuriexper7493]

Rdr2

[@ASpectrethatishauntingEurope]

This looks exactly like Railway Empire except it has simpler graphics and easier.

[@VAULT-TEC_INC.]

Wish there was an iOS version.

[@124354356435643]

I have a legitimate feeling that you've reviewed this game couple months ago, ain't it? Or they just all looks the same, and your commentaries are the same.

[@ravinraven6913]

this game looks like something my nephew would play....since hes 10...I always watch new videos, i just wish you would finish a game before starting another, tropico! lol I made it to almost 15 min in before clicking back, seems to be a common trend lately, after 15 min i cant tell what you have done, and if this game doesn't get a continuation i don't think ill ever understand whats happening, maybe ill get my nephew to watch and tell me what happened here.

[@robyn7691]

you mad, bro?

[@fionnlaghcowan8419]

54th 😎

[@ryangolie3021]

Wheat

[@crispman5170]

ESSSKEETTITT

[@danielkelly1335]

First

[@doomguy34]

Some one below got here first

[@ravinraven6913]

whats the point in saying first? i watched this when it came out...there was a few views before anyone even said first...so neither of you are really first....just stupid, i mean if you say first after someone else...why not delete the comment? if you cant count it makes you look bad.. Is this the look at me generation or the shut up and take my money? its hard to tell now days if the people are children or old men....

[@danielkelly1335]

Doom Guy no it was me

[@danielkelly1335]

ravinraven6913 it’s first comment dumbass

[@METALFREAK03]

There should be an age limit to access the internet.

[@williamryan1720]

First

[@danielkelly1335]

William Ryan nope

[@williamryan1720]

@@danielkelly1335 Started watching 12 seconds after it was posted. Must be really fast or I was first. lol

[@danielkelly1335]

William Ryan sort the comments by newest first

[@ravinraven6913]

12 seconds? i clicked it the moment it came out...just saved the screen to ask questions from you type of...people?...Do you not understand how youtube works? 100 people can be watching at the same time and it not show any views. So the truth is most of you who say first are not even in the top 100....so whats the point in saying first? no one cares who is first, it has no benefit at all. In fact you look quite bad for even saying it, though i imagine im coming off as an ass, but im quite curious, are you part of the Look at me Generation or the shut up and take my money generation? ones old people with no friends, the other is young kids who are trying to make friends....right? I would ask you a question about the video but its easy to cheat....2 first names eh lol i needed a good laugh thank you.

[@danielkelly1335]

ravinraven6913 why do you gotta type this whole bullshit paragraph on something you don’t understand