Trapped in a Car with your Crush

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Singing in the Rain.
tags: #ASMR #ASMRBoyfriend #BoyfriendRoleplay

[@chayma0515]

People on patreon are living their best life

[@damagedgirl]

i'm so jealous rn :(

[@arvc9091]

FR

[@Crybbynsss]

So sad I can’t afford it😭

[@jarvis4049]

With that comment you knew a broke ass like me would 100% agree

[@Ilovecatssomuchhh]

One day I’ll make it oneee dayyyy

[@Star_crossed_nerd]

Noah: “Did you like the party??” My social anxiety: “HAHAHAHAHAHA no.”

[@simivalleydave]

Same I hate party’s because of anxiety and trust issues

[@aresss771]

you're everywhere 💀

[@beauheartsu]

same 💀

[@J_smineH9876]

Same here 💀 there is always that one person u want there but they are only there when you leave

[@Lewlewhamilton]

Dis me. 😭

[@xxAryAryxx]

Something I love about your work is that you don't even sound like you're acting, it sounds so genuine and it just makes it so cozy to listen to.

[@cubecopyright872]

Exactly

[@lepetiteprince750]

I believe because it is unscripted

[@xxAryAryxx]

If it's unscripted, that'd take double the talent for improvisation.

[@mistydoesnotmiss]

Yep ur right

[@habiba6054]

YOU'RE BEING SO ACTIVE LATELY IDK WHAT'S HAPPENING BUT YES I'M HERE FOR IT

[@pearl8448]

ME TOO

[@EemanArshad]

THATS WHAT I WAS WONDERING

[@okaywhatdidyousnort]

SAME

[@sttarjules]

SAME

[@icaneatpastawitheggballs4760]

To legalize our membership on Patreon

[@pau-ty3mm]

him: **talking for 18 mins** me: **smiling for the whole video like an idiot**

[@charlieemily9876]

Same just smiles the whole god dang video😎

[@lovelyjuliexo]

6:36 “i know that look, didn’t get it-“ he knows me so well 😌✨

[@lovelyjuliexo]

Noah: “but i’ll get you home safe.” me: “so that was a lie-“ 🤨

[@BeaVaneX]

Love rainy roleplays... and Noah's voice makes it next level. Sit back and relax, ppl.

[@KINGDOOSHIK]

18:19 * mo4ns transcript: *MUSIC*

[@-chemu8866]

Imagine having a crush

[@okaywhatdidyousnort]

the only crushes i have are asmr boyfriends.💅🏽

[@xxAryAryxx]

haven't had an irl crush for almost ten years lmao. It's all ASMR and fictional men ... My standards have gotten too high maybe.

[@maeri5921]

I wish it’s so boring without one 😭

[@_j4yden]

@@maeri5921 IKR

[@Crybbynsss]

He wasn’t a crush for too long lol

[@starletttttbaby]

Thanks for giving us an eargasm with your voice 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

[@dxrkwgns]

I'm pretty sure your voice reduces stress in 99.9%, thanks for saving stressed souls like mine :D

[@ellie-7463]

8:02 y'all not me going 😳💖

[@tabs7082]

i was struggling to sleep and here you are. perfect timing 🥺

[@kweyypi27]

AHHHHHH YESS being “trapped” w noah, more like he’s stuck w me-

[@alioix]

I'M LIKE 20 MINUTES AWAY FROM HAVING MY FINALS THIS IS PERFECT

[@notmj1148]

"did you like the party" My social anxiety:I'm dead. I'm fcking dead

[@Makorashi]

" cause I don’t even have twitter “ you didn’t miss much mate

[@annawaits690]

😢"my tears will get lost in the rain" so deep

[@elamochi]

perfect timing as always.

[@lovelyjuliexo]

as soon as i finished listening to this it started raining outside, i- 👁👄👁 🌧

[@Crybbynsss]

It’s fate👍

[@victoria-wq2gz]

i love how much you post lately

[@kookiefan3597]

I love this boi so much, his voice is the best

[@-Esstefania]

This is heaven!!💗 Rain + Noah ahh🤩✨

[@lily_omgg]

*saying "good girl" nonchalantly* I-UH UH UHH I SIR???

[@neinheart7801]

Noah: Have you ever stolen something? Me without hesitation: Yes

[@Crybbynsss]

Same lol

[@harmonium5495]

Same lmao

[@KitaKatt1988]

Without Shame* extremely important and extremely different lol

[@Rebeccadev1]

AND THEN HE SAYS “good girl” AND IM LIKE: yeah sure🧍‍♀️

[@KarmaLovesPee]

same

[@shellyrae5784]

“did you like the party” me: *no lol*

[@charlieemily9876]

YAS queen it's true though💅🏻😤

[@yourmortalenemy5710]

HE'S GIVING ME🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

[@euphoria4760]

I woke up to this. Thank you!

[@ieatpickles]

People that have patreon are really livin the life heyy

[@pearl8448]

“good girl” ?! 😦😌

[@dku9202]

👏🏼

[@_Maya.]

you have summoned me anime quote of today "You can't keep something without fighting for it." ~Hajime Kanzaki (Beelzebub)

[@racoonsinatrenchcoat]

I really need to stop falling in love with faceless voices on KZbin

[@Aria_325]

Same....

[@Vic-vb7jm]

he's so cute and caring damn it

[@irish4759]

i just woke up and i got this notif so i had to listen to it🤫

[@user-lb5tm2zl5s]

Patreon subscribers enjoying them life right now

[@elamochi]

I JUST CAME BACK HOME AFTER A PARTY AND I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEP??? NOAH YOU STALKING ME??? 🤨

[@habiba6054]

how was the party bestie

[@emi_here3730]

did you had fun at the party?

[@lovelyjuliexo]

was it raining too? 😔

[@elamochi]

@@emi_here3730 YESSS 🕺🏽

[@elamochi]

@@ieatpickles PLS

[@bbmm1508]

Amazing video, i love it. 💗

[@ameliaray8580]

he sounds like my crush irl

[@kitounn]

I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE😩

[@leoastria1346]

Guys he called us a City Girl💅 period

[@erenshairtie1736]

Lmao 😭

[@emmajones5748]

MORE GERMAN TEACHER PLSSSS

[@chayma0515]

Y'all he's spoiling us 😭😭

[@ashy6884]

Noah: have you ever stolen anything Me:yes Noah:good girl

[@charlieemily9876]

Him- alright your turn Me- did you ever have chicken nuggets Him- a what Me- ...chicken nuggets Him- a one nightstand? Me-......um..that to😐

[@cheyannemassey222]

Ikr it's just so odd

[@KitaKatt1988]

It’s Odd that you are wrong? 😂

[@rowiee6965]

Hearing him say "It's 2022" made my heart sink... Where did the time go?? 😭😭

[@Tired3120]

◡̈ u just making my day now

[@vixie6669]

The party? Oh yeah the one with my pillow... Snacks... And otome games... For sure was fun👌

[@Beavzx]

I clicked the notification so fast🧍‍♀️

[@Geicoo]

GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save your big head 15% or more on car insurance. -Remember to not overwork yourself, eat and stay hydrated.

[@selinalampl4554]

you are everywhere

[@sadieriordon667]

you better be paid for this advertising lmao

[@selinalampl4554]

@@sadieriordon667 true

[@addictedtoasmrs4538]

thanks for this :3 i will eat more :)

[@Crybbynsss]

@anđela shhh, let him enjoy Alex

[@selinalampl4554]

6 Minutes agooo. i think im in heaven thank you very much

[@moia7429]

omg I was abt to sleep thank god I didnt edit: I hate being broke

[@marucastro5208]

Gosh, I fell in love with a voice. OMG those ASMR stories from Noah. That's it, I already made myself an imaginary boyfriend. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@_sunny-days_4128]

I would rather get drenched in rain then do a clean push-up

[@Ash-ss2ub]

Vroom vroom🥴✨💗

[@sjeabee5345]

Me wondering how explicit he gets in his patreon…

[@ranee5019]

Does any insider wanna spill?👀

[@Meg-cc6yc]

@@ranee5019 it’s sooooo good he curses too 😳

[@ranee5019]

@@Meg-cc6yc OHMYGOD....what's the sm*ut like?🙈

[@aizawaswifu1049]

Update me

[@Meg-cc6yc]

@@ranee5019 he kinda gets nasty so you gotta be alone to listen to it WITH HEADPHONES. I promise you it will have you blushing 🥵

[@ieatpickles]

Youve been so activeee recentlyyy AHHGHH AIRHEUJSNRHWUNWHET IM SO HERE FOR IT!!!

[@kordial__]

I’m dying to listen to one of these and then In the background you hear SUTUTUTU yk, let’s hear some sick car noises 😏

[@ele6092]

Yessss

[@urmom-jb5pc]

Wooo another videooo

[@nahitamusa]

I totally get why anyone would have a crush on this guy. Please invite me to your next crying session

[@primrose8673]

Ngl I honestly want to experience a one night stand but at the same time I'm terrified lol

[@KitaKatt1988]

“ I’ve never done it and don’t think I could” thinking out loud. Didn’t say I was scared. I said I didn’t think I had it in me

[@KitaKatt1988]

They I said After a week or two of being here that I met someone and we joked his name was “ Jason” because all I did was watch True Blood

[@KitaKatt1988]

“I”

[@KitaKatt1988]

Meaning the character Jason.. in true blood! Not something scary lol

[@heartfull1704]

Noah:have you ever stolen something Me: yes a lollipop... Noah:good girl

[@Eris_-np1eh]

Mmmmh your voice..your Patreon is one of the best 😏❤️💋

[@sjeabee5345]

I’m at work, but screw it. I’m going to listen 💗💗💗

[@erenshairtie1736]

Slay

[@KitaKatt1988]

Screw as In a tool is an interesting word here

[@KitaKatt1988]

Screws, bolts

[@debbielangton8371]

Yep ya heart❤❤

[@xisaacxx]

crying n throwing up bc im too broke for patreon

[@NPTUN-qn9iv]

NOOOOOO DONT ENDDDDD GIMMEE DAH PATREONNN

[@marce.g]

MORE GERMAN TEACHER!!! PLEASE Luv u and take careeee AND EAT AND HYDRATE!!!

[@jesus6625]

WOOOOO HEARE EARLU

[@XSHADOWTHELEGENDARYHEDGEHOGxX]

I love you ❤️❤️

[@debbielangton8371]

See I'm a good clean girl😂😂❤

[@marce.g]

DO MORE GERMAN TEACHER PLEASE 😭😭😭

[@harmonium5495]

A just got an ad for a game called "Noah's Heart" and idk how to feel about it

[@justkeepscrolling5780]

When you get the Elvis reference but not the Blade Runner one 👵🏼

[@debbielangton8371]

Did the venga boys😂😂

[@debbielangton8371]

My favourite ice cream mint chocolate 😋😂

[@ieatpickles]

Cannn we gettt a german teacherr audioo plssssss?!?

[@angel-le3vp]

missed our little german angel so much.

[@KitaKatt1988]

Im neither German nor an angel lol

[@KitaKatt1988]

Nor am I yours lol

[@debbielangton8371]

Never nicked owt in my life❤❤

[@debbielangton8371]

Warm bam thank ya mam😂😂

[@JustAngee]

How about an asmr of your boyfriend catches you singing or something like that

[@AtaraxiaaASMR]

Someone help me i cant find this on patreon, is it still there?

[@silence6186]

* trapped in a car * ok but how tho !

[@elise6802]

Logic isn't needed

[@silence6186]

@@elise6802 LMAO

[@michanotmika]

i think he meant like we can't get out of the car and go home bc of the rain😭

[@roboticsamwich]

how tf do you get trapped in a car

[@NoahsHaven]

How tf do you get trapped in a closet? 😒

[@victoria-wq2gz]

@@NoahsHaven 😭😭😭

[@roboticsamwich]

@@NoahsHaven aight look-

[@emi_here3730]

thought the same😭

[@lovelyjuliexo]

@@NoahsHaven closets don’t have windows you can climb out of…

[@strangerdanger5229]

I miss German teacher

[@adrianalynn9149]

N: “You should tell them you’ll be home late” Me: “No one cares” N: “Oh, your roommates aren’t there?” Me: “YEP. UH HUH.” Hey Noah, I just wanna take a sec and thank you for all the new videos. Just make sure you’re taking care of yourself. we love you💕

[@Ana-ru7jm]

Not me reading that and hearing it at the same time ! 😭💘

[@adrianalynn9149]

@@Ana-ru7jm 😂💕

[@loveskz577]

You sound like my boyfriend

[@D0mM0mmy]

"have yous ever stolen anything?" "Good girl, good girl, that's good. Not even when you were a kid?" *Me as a kid who stole a kinder egg from my own grandmother's store bc she didn't want ro give me one (It was on the top shelve and i almost fell off of the chair i was standing on tho😂)

[@gabrielcisneros8158]

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad . Buy all of the thing I never had

[@Sophie-sb2pn]

I think imma just... Noah's vid-->🕳🤸‍♀️ 🚶‍♀️🦽 👩‍🦽

[@taebae7748]

does have it the same title on patreon?👀

[@alexibates6017]

well hello there

[@okaywhatdidyousnort]

I'll worry about you😔💕

[@KitaKatt1988]

Feel better lol

[@bxrbie7426]

CITY GURL FROM THE 305

[@debbielangton8371]

One smooch would do it😂😂

[@Mangosoph]

Damn I'm early what am i supposed to say

[@hwangnji]

is it half past three in the morning? maybe. do i give a fuck? ahahahahhah, no.

[@debbielangton8371]

Sad😂they can't wait to get rid of me😂😂

[@emjay0397]

Him: how far is it? Me: 20 minutes. Him: 20 minutes? Me: 😲 Cut the cameras, deadass! 🤨🤨💀

[@KitaKatt1988]

👉🏼👈🏼