This is Why we Can't Trust Each Other | Trash Taste

[@francovlla]

Ripping on Joey for choosing life changing powers and then choosing best back flipper is so godamn funny

[@ajsakamoto]

It was so funny LOOOOL

[@kuragedaisuki244]

Bro really thought he cooked with the backflips 😂

[@Issa_Oth]

​@ajsakam ot o to , , ,,, ,, , off. , ,,

[@dumbnfreshh]

never change, Garnt, never change

[@CTHD13]

Joey’s answers were at least boring, if not missing the mark. Everything he said was essentially “I’ve hacked this, what if being a better human was a skill?”. It’s like… sure?

[@AHAuwuOK]

43:46 "I'm either having sex with you or I'm killing myself" sounds like a quote that definitely will not be used out of context

[@cyberhikikomori5326]

This was probably touched by Midas coz it was PURE GOLD. From Garnt the backflipping dictator, Connor rage quitting from a death snail, to Joey negotiating to shit on the road or gain a few more inches, this was pure banter gold.

[@jerbear1204]

The solution to the Midas touch is chainmail gloves. They're already metal, so when you touch them, there's no problem with them turning to gold. They were already flexible as a metal, so nothing is lost.

[@swaggio1]

You are an actual genius

[@rbdesignsnh]

thats actually incredibly plausible.

[@HoneyBadgerBitesUrToe]

Its such a simple solution yet you are the only one I've heard this answer from. Holy Guacamole your a sage!

[@lucky-ro732]

Will it be heavier tho, considering metal weighs differently by their volume compared to the density.

[@GeebusCrust]

​@lucky-ro732 yup, a little over twice as heavy as iron, which isn't too bad, I guess, if it's just a pair of chain gloves.

[@boyjesayastomasila5635]

I just keep imagining, people running in panic from zombies and they stumble on joey squating in the middle of the road taking a shit💀

[@baeber]

I can visualize Joey very clearly taking a dump in the middle of shibuya crossing. Connor was yapping about human doggu last time chris was here and now Joey is a real human doggu? bro this isn't a coincidence HUMAN DOGGU IS SPREADING

[@thetruth3068]

Currently watching Garnt going insane fighting Malenia. GO TO SLEEP GARNT!

[@Raiyan66.]

Live?

[@sunstar185]

I’m on the RV stream hype

[@_Cerb_]

Rv stream, Garnt Elden Ring, so much of the boy's content this week we're eating good

[@allendalenapo3430]

This is Garnt's karma for wildly assuming he will still gonna prefer GOW Ragnarok over Elden Ring a year ago.

[@khailtacular]

HE BEAT IT

[@mateogarcia5978]

CEO of Nonsense: "What if i could just take a shit in the middle of the road." The investors 👀

[@uuu12343]

STONKS

[@beanbeater]

get this guy to india

[@Jerry4281]

Give that man all the money we have! 🎉🎉🎉

[@burhanbudak6041]

​@@beanbeaterthis is just mainlanders tourist practice( see chinese Mainlander guy taking a dump in the Louvre infront of everyone)

[@paxonite-7bd5]

@@beanbeater poeple don't shit on streets here but he is welcomed to shit near the railway tracks

[@therealninjess]

1:09:16 Watching this right after day 3 of the RV trip when Connor received private trampoline coaching and unlocked his backflip is so wholesome.

[@Ayzal.Y_Liebe]

the backflipped part almost killed me lmao,,

[@manuelsputnik]

Backflip king.

[@SavantGardeEX]

@Ayzal.Y_Liebe genuinely the most stupidest answer ever.... He should've just said gymnastics, bc the best at backflips means if people ask him to the cartwheel or a front flip it's ggs and embarrassing 💀

[@Daniel-jz9td]

The worst best answer possible

[@teatarou]

Imagine being in an argument with someone and you just backflip. Their argument is now invalid

[@horizonvz]

@@SavantGardeEXmaster of all flips or best of one…

[@valk5041]

Might be the last time we see this version of Garnt. He's gonna be changed man after he's done with Malenia 😭

[@theplaylistpsycho]

[Mindbreak] genre enjoyers had a great time from that stream.

[@anonazerty165]

oh thanks for pointing this out

[@janileeanthony6963]

Ah the game of 'What If', quite the classic. Two minutes into this episode and in true Trash Taste fashion Joey's is talking about 💩 😅

[@eyn8]

i wonder if thats a new record

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

The awful part is, I paused the video before he answered to think of my answer and said the same thing 😂. I wanted an absurdist answer just to be funny but I'm a little scared that Joey and I came to the same conclusion 😅 My real answer though ("If the apocalypse hit, what's the first thing you'd do?") would be to go down the road and check on my mom, and then raid a pharmacy. We have a trillion and one CVS and Walgreens stores here in America, I'm hitting as many of them as I can and the mom and pop locations, too. And Walmart. Won't know what half the stuff is and don't care, it'll be a good form of currency upon the collapse of civilization (and I'm anemic so I'd appreciate a surplus of iron).

[@DoctorDeadMoth]

POOOOOOOOO

[@pandusonu]

Coming from, totally broken by Malenia, Garnt to this joyous Garnt is quite a change

[@techpassion4126]

I'm watching him stream now while watching this episode LOL, he just started another stream 31 minutes ago

[@think.culture]

I avoided this podcast for a long time because I thought it was an anime podcast and I’m not really in to anime. I’m happy to report that my assumption was wrong.

[@l0sts0ul89]

Don't look into their food opinios

[@think.culture]

@@l0sts0ul89Connor will sh*t on some amazing American food simply because it’s American and then unironically name beans on toast as one of his favorites

[@sheridanwolf]

I was never an anime podcast lol. Only Garnt really keeps up with seasonal stuff, Joey has not touch anime for ages, I wish I could say he's read some manga but not really. Connor does not really talk anime except for the voices behind em. If we get anything actually anime, that happens like once in a blue moon.

[@sheridanwolf]

I understand it's branded as such but yeah, as someone who has watched episodes when I could and chronologically out of order anyways it has not been anime related like at all even from the beginning, they tried a little I guess.

[@DirtyAngelToes]

Their anime/manga focused episodes are usually titled so you can avoid them if they're not your cup of tea. They have a few where they have manga artists that come on, but those actually have interesting conversation. Other times they may sprinkle in new shows they've watched and discuss it, but it's never more than a few minutes and it usually has something to do with what they're discussing or segueing into. Their views on Japanese society/nerd culture has been a more defining role in their content and it's great, IMO.

[@poppinpineapples3481]

The snail crawling through Poland for the 47th time: 👁️ 👄 👁️

[@WorldEaterZero]

I love how they circle back to Backflipping and Garnt innate desire to become dictator while Joey wants to take a shit on the road lmao

[@milicabojic9434]

Going from "I'd kill myself" to a Better help ad is wild

[@zengp218]

I would watch this now, but Garnt's fight against Malenia comes first

[@kevynlub2655]

How the fuck is my guy already there???????

[@lazz5207]

@@kevynlub2655 bro is addicted

[@ravipattanaik1734]

This is the canon order

[@kamitokadoya4759]

My man is losing his insanity

[@mr.g6875]

I'm with you on this one

[@kookurikapooh]

For the Midas Touch question: wrap your hand in gold foil. It's made out of gold but it's light enough that either you or someone else can put it on for you as well as take it off. Then proceed to make money moves from there.

[@lakshaygupta1164]

garnt talking about cancelling subscriptions with one click meanwhile the EU trying to pass a law that will do exactly that

[@omamin6271]

The US also just passed a similar law a few days ago 😂

[@distantanomaly9649]

First 2 mins in. Joey: what would it be like to take a shit in the middle of the road? U WUT MATE?!

[@25FLASHFIRE]

Classic Joey fr fr

[@datpotatoes4005]

Tbf, I hear him.

[@omegraptorch3624]

So out of pocket too

[@ryana5435]

Can’t blame human needs tho

[@s.aslahahmadfaizi4687]

He took being called indian too seriously

[@newbie4789]

40:02 The issue is, you don't know where the snail is once you are in a place. You can't guess where it is. You won't be able to sleep. The whole premise is you can't track it until it reaches you. It is not in a constant speed. Other people could simply take it to a different place , throw it away, play with it. The only objective it has is to follow you. It's not with human intelligence. But it's just simply invincible and unpredictable.

[@autumnatic6507]

But isnt the curse only visible to the cursed person?

[@alejandrorivas4585]

​@@autumnatic6507depends who's telling it. I remember bernie burns telling this hypothetical 12 years ago for rooster teeth (like 5 years before it follows) and it was just a visible snail

[@SolarSkyline]

the snail thing became hella complicated lmao, its a normal snail that follows you around until it reaches you and when it does, you die. It doesnt go at human speed, just normal snail speed. So what Connor said is completely viable and could work.

[@Dice_777]

I am living for dictator Garnt, I didn't expect that it would be this funny to hear his plans for world domination and becoming god

[@ManuelRodriguez-ml2ks]

Garnt growing passed the size of a skyscraper, taking over the world, and enslaving us all is a constant daydream of mine.

[@chaseleedaleno6823]

​@@ManuelRodriguez-ml2ksbro what

[@matthew_natividad]

Or dicktator grant?

[@bachunawa]

joey: what if i could shit in the middle of the road connor: what if i had gun garnt: what if i could be a dictator all of them: backflip

[@KooriGraywolf]

18:52 The image of Garnt getting a beer from the fridge with a backflip was one of the funniest things in Trash Taste in a while

[@aliasjon8320]

20:06 World's best backflipper garnt would be an insane steamer. Imagine the "Elden ring , but I can only attack while mid backflip" VOD

[@aurthurpendragon1015]

15:00-24:34 I agree with Joey here. Backflips are cool, but they wouldn't improve your quality of life in any substantial way. But having perfect time management absolutely would.

[@raulromero2948]

But why not just get an assistant to help manage time like CEOs do or chairmans do it's just. Weird thing when I hear best in the world I think like sports or Hobby's

[@kyro1204]

​​@@raulromero2948 if a person is a student or an employee, hiring an assistant would not make sense, having a good time management can really improve one's life tbh. Plus if we are talking about joey, it can really save him money for not hiring an assistant

[@basketfreak023]

They later bring up hacking, but I was thinking of being the best coder in the world.

[@raulromero2948]

@@kyro1204 sure but I'm thinking that they have enough for that if it was actually that important but he thinks he could learn it instead of hiring someone either way I get the student or employee part though

[@unionfire]

I remember in earlier episodes, it was kinda an inside joke that Garnt and Connor don't agree with each other, but there has been more and more moments were they do and it's funny, like in this ep with the backflip and Joey just being wtf, lol

[@cheyennemoore8380]

Right. I love how Connor is actually not rising to it for the first time and then gets Garnt to agree with him. The plot twist this week.

[@alexy7482]

Hilarious that betterhelp ad read came right after extensive discussion about offing themselves.

[@Gonk7Seven]

Garnt wants to start Backflip Civilization.

[@Survivalguy21]

All I'm saying is if people could exchange 6 inches for an extra 1, there'd be a lot of 3 foot tall people around

[@joshuacrisanto7419]

how short do you think average short people are 💀💀

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

​@@joshuacrisanto7419their point was they would exchange 2 feet

[@joshuacrisanto7419]

@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme lmaoo yeah I didn’t think of that. I was thinking men would only exchange for just one additional inch. Must be saying a lot more about me 😔

[@loganalarcon]

"you have a right to disappear as a guy" is so true. signed up for the Army on a whim and came back on leave 2 years later while everyone asked where i went.

[@Madsdross]

>The boys talk about mental health in multiple episodes. >Also the boys: Does betterhelp sponsorships, which are known for the worst reasons. lmao

[@oomay1925]

Garnt really trying to get cancelled by becoming the world's first dictator 💀

[@victorianicholls3991]

For a moment I was like what do you mean world's first dictator? 🤨Then I realized you meant dictator of the entire world lol

[@matthew_natividad]

Dictator of anime

[@Steve-xo5pq]

Instead of backflip, best at parkour. Now, you are not only the best back flipper, but you have a whole repitour of impressive stunts and its low key kinda useful id think as well 🤔

[@svebb]

this might be one the best eps yet, absolutely lost it with some of these answers😭

[@Quarkee]

Holy shit they must've recorded so many BetterHelp sponsors beforehand. What type of pay did they give to get this many sponsored segments damn

[@mattlambert5899]

As someone who’s EDC includes a high quality flashlight, the feeling of being in a situation that actually needs it is unmatched

[@Victor_Madera]

1:28:28 Actually, this happened with a mathematician called Charles Babbage. He basically tried to design a mechanical machine that could be programmed to solve any mathematical problem just by changing how its gears where configured. If I remember correctly, it was never finished but there was a woman called Ada Lovelace who got so interested by the concept that she wrote an algorithm for it and she's now considered the first programmer in history for that.

[@l.schaefer9274]

1:47:49 international law that the forced maximum retirement age for every job is 65 years old. You can still volunteer anywhere as long as it holds zero power in any form.

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

That's not true. Not every job but definitely government jobs

[@nerecky]

I think Connor gassing up a hypothetical Garnt being the best in the world at backflips might be one of my favorite convos in this podcast’s history

[@solidkink]

Skip 45:01 and don’t touch the link to that forsaken website

[@yargolocus4853]

What's it like? Mental health support needs to be really well done

[@extralook1826]

i heard its a bullshit website and service definitely not recommended​@@yargolocus4853

[@cheyennemoore8380]

It's a known scam tbh. Others like Mended Light have real therapists. ​@@yargolocus4853

[@owencmyk]

@@yargolocus4853 They're very well known for offering really shitty service and often leaving people worse off than when they started. It's primarily a way to exploit mentally ill people for profit

[@fixxundfertig]

​@@yargolocus4853 A massive waste of time and money at best due to lack of continuity of care, and dangerous at worst. Also, they sell your data.

[@noahbason8486]

I’ve been enjoying the boys having prompts and a little more structure to bring up conversations, I’ve been watching since episode 1 and it’s feeling pretty fresh again lately but might just be me lol

[@nostalgia3979]

If I could talk to any animal, I would choose mosquitos, much more versatile and undetectable when gathering information than any other insects...

[@VainSick]

Could also hopefully solve the malaria crisis and prevent many other diseases they spread from destroying human populations.

[@SwarmerGaming]

I'm with grANT on ants. There are species that fly. You get underground, ground level, and aerial info. Plus they have extreme capabilities like creating a raft, ladders, keeping their excrement and dead away. They can dig through concrete, lots of common metals.

[@matercan5649]

The cold opens get crazier and crazier

[@emma_nutella58]

I swear I spend most of my time asking what if questions, like I’ve got whole ass plans in certain hypothetical scenarios I’ve asked myself

[@danielryu7009]

this episode is definitely going to be nominated for the Trash Taste Awards in multiple categories.

[@yumiko579]

i dont think joey was seriously about starting a traffic jam by taking a dump in the middle of the road 😂 but he is right about one thing, you dont need a reason for everything, sometimes you just wanna do things because your feeling it.

[@JonRakos]

1:49:33 This was just proposed. Cancelling needs to be the same difficulty as signing up.

[@Eihei]

It's actually already a current law in EU.

[@MugenHeadNinja]

Garnt was cooking with "Hacking" as a skill, being the best programmer in the world would be so useful and convenient, plus you'd have no problem getting very high paying and remote jobs because you're literally the best programmer in the world.

[@VainSick]

Me when I am Aidan Pearce

[@maibigbutt3746]

ppl automatically equates the "best hacker" to a free-lancing criminal. Which is very likely not true, and likely they work for one of the top dog intelligence agencies for one of the superpowers, because they have all the money and resources to invest in proper talent and their growth(by having supercomputers, military grade tech etc etc)

[@Vugdush]

please do not promote scams(better help).

[@ryana5435]

Until now, they just don’t give a f

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

It's not a scam. It's not perfect but it has helped a lot of people. More than you ever will. Stop riding the trend when you know nothing.

[@nepo884]

It’s ironic that the code for better help is “trash”.

[@petermanalang4185]

@@nepo884more like fitting

[@Diactia]

​@itsgonnabeanaurfromme It is a scam. You clearly didn't research anything about betterhelp. A 5 minute google search would tell you exactly how betterhelp is a scam and shouldn't be promoted.

[@im_b_rad]

1:15:25 Conor: "We should just make a hydro power plant" Joey: "Damn, you right"... dam is in fact a hydro power plant! 😂

[@danielvutran]

Time management is an S tier skill

[@kairos_fluent]

Yeah but it's boring and nerdy.

[@danielvutran]

@@kairos_fluent that's because u aren't using ur amazin imagination to its fullest imagine time managing being the best back flipper so it only takes

[@datpotatoes4005]

Genuinely though. It would be amazing. Btw, what's your profile picture from?

[@danielvutran]

@@datpotatoes4005 hi, it's from "To your eternity" anime, let me know if you like it and watch it!!! I'd like to talk to anyone if they become a fan x]

[@avicado2002]

Ngl it’s pretty frustrating that Betterhelp is still being sponsored.

[@leventemeszaros8664]

Yeah and its kinda weird how noone is really calling it out

[@lament22]

​@@leventemeszaros8664because no one cares as much as you, we have more important things to care about than some 30 second sponsor we will never check out

[@alex1210000]

womp womp

[@nuugyvonbootie7122]

What's wrong with betterhelp? Im out of the loop.

[@Sycrxw]

Because no one gives a shi. Are you signing up? No? Then you're fine, they do it to get paid. U weird parasocial mfs man, shut up and watch, like you will next week's ep, and the week after that.

[@MRT12091]

I swear to god 80% of us dudes out there are sleeper agents just waiting to hear the words "zombie apocalypse" on the news to act and go out in the wild to build our forts

[@originaozz]

Garnt and Conner agreeing with each other on backflips and taking over the world just goes to show how unhinge they are together.😂

[@CraigOrangeSoda]

BRO, not the Betterhelp sponsor AGAIN

[@ryana5435]

They don’t give a f. Realized?

[@sunny74763]

Lol they talked shit about it on past episodes so we know they j doing it for money

[@gayfrog3272]

I thought better help became more legitimate? I remember it was very horrible 4 years ago when everybody started making videos on it. Not sure.

[@jb0258jr]

Connor saying he can swim from Alcatraz, is like the Jim Carrey meme of "so you're telling me there's a chance" 😂

[@lian-colechien5528]

😂😂

[@thewoold]

Guys.... next trash taste special: learning to backflip. You set yourselves up for it.

[@cheyennemoore8380]

True. They just need to go to that place that uses Bungie cables with a trampoline beneath you. Then Connor will win

[@thewoold]

@@cheyennemoore8380 I dont care who wins. The only win is all 3 of them busting out a synchronized backflip. Landing back on your feet is the hard part.

[@friendliestn3rd450]

I want more vids like this, just friends talking about random crap like what if xyz

[@cheesekerper]

no but what if zyx?

[@nickmilo932]

It's pretty dumb the snail question. Because you have so much money. That you can pay someone to chase the snail and keep you updated. For a while until you figure out how long it takes to move around.

[@SleepyQuack]

If the midus touch person was real they would "suddenly disappear" and a government would start exporting gold

[@ZReviews]

What I have gathered from watching this. Garnt Wants to be Tanya the Evil. Isekai and Dictatorship in one package.

[@KibaChoi]

The slime impact of connor mentioning paramotoring on a trash taste ep lmao

[@xmaslieder]

I like how shitting in the middle of the street became the leitmotif of this episode

[@xmaslieder]

And dictator Garnt

[@lancer227]

And Garnt has still not beaten Malenia yet

[@Jeffrey76515]

Watching this after watching Connor do flips at the trampoline park during the RV trip and seeing him talking about wanting to do backflips here is kinda surreal

[@CoolCollision]

we know he wasn't lying 🤣

[@chadmiettunen]

Trash Taste plot twist: Garnt was really the antagonist the whole time!

[@MrBaconandlegs]

It Follows is based off a crappy but popular AskReddit thread from 2011. The prompt is "You are Immortal but the only thing that can kill you is coming into contact with a snail of average human intelligence who is always trying to reach you" This trend was picked up by twitter , reddit multiple other times again, and then TikTok. It's a really boring premise considering the snail doesn't kill anyone else, you literally just need to present yourself to any government, prove your immortality, explain the situation and have the snail shot into space, it's relatively cheap for the trade off to shoot something so small on a course that is constantly traveling away from the solar system. Humanity now has an immortal record keeper.

[@Subird]

But what if you get tired of living forever? There's nothing left to do but launch yourself into space in the hopes of catching up with the snail

[@MrBaconandlegs]

@@Subird Sounds like a "You" problem, maybe don't make pacts with Eldritch snails that you aren't prepared for the consequences of. Discover Nirvana or become a being of pure destruction? You've got infinite time, one has to be inevitable. And if space is infinite, you'll never be bored. If all possibilities become true, you'll get the snail back eventually. In the infinite everything is bound to happen at least once, so the snail isn't truly lost forever, you just have to wait out the existence of multiple stars until you get launched in the right direction or just run into the snail by coincidence. Other than that, energy entropy, at some point physics will break apart and your and the snails body will dissolve with the rest of the universe so game over anyway. Immortal doesn't mean forever, it just means you outlast everyone else.

[@freyaow]

so basically u wanna become a human test subject for the rest of time

[@the1masterpiece1]

It Follows isn't based on anything. The askreddit was from 2016 (the immortal snail origing was in a podcast episode in august 2014). It Follows came out in march 2014 if anything The immortal snail was based on It Follows (or more likely they are unrelated).

[@MrBaconandlegs]

@@freyaow In eternity, outlasting a mortal species is no concern. After they learn nothing they'll either die or give up. The pact with the snail was for one person and one person only. As an immortal you will last for the rest of time but the planet and species won't, so it's not really forever.

[@smd1013]

The "World's best magician" part killed me 🤣🤣

[@GridDweller77]

I would like to imagine that the midas touch just sort of makes each individual strand of the fibers of fabric into something like gold wire that has been woven into a shirt. You could end up wearing silk and wearing clothes that are still functional, but still entirely made of gold since silk is very thin. if you have a chunky wool sweater it just turns into a solid hunk of gold.

[@rezasarandongard7805]

Connor mentioned that ants are at war, and I've just spent the past half hour finding about the massive ant war in California and how argentine ants have taken over the world.

[@_understandable]

38:05 I did some quick math to approximate how long it would take for a snail to travel from London to Tokyo, assuming it did not take transport. The average speed of a garden snail is 0.048km/h (48 metres/hour) Assuming the snail travels in a straight line, the distance from London to Tokyo is 9,578km With this, we can do a simple Time = Distance ÷ Speed Or Time = 9,587 ÷ 0.048km/h = 199,729 hours Knowing there's 24 hours in a day and 365.25 days a year (the extra 0.25 accounting for leap years) we can calculate the time in years with: Time in years = 199,729 ÷ (24 × 365.25), or 199,729 ÷ 8766 = 22.78 years So you would only have to travel between London and Tokyo every 22 years and some months to not get touched by the snail.

[@einhasad7]

That part about making a fort during a zombie apocalypse went hard. I totally get it

[@francisco.segura]

On the topic of everything you tough turning to gold. 1. Chainmail gloves 2. After chopping hand off, does the detached hand retain the power?

[@Vexlich]

Theres a spectrum of reactions "Zombie apocalypse-" Josh: SHIT ON THE FLOOR Monk: lets go sky driving! For the content Garnet: ✈️ 🚐✨🌎💪

[@MellowSquash]

The fact that Gavin Free imagined an immortal snail for a stupid video and years later people mythologize this premise to other works is insane

[@NimbusStroll]

42:00 Obvious thing is to inform a scientific body about it so they can come scoop it up.

[@kv4648]

They didn't think of asking a mate to just put it in aquarium glass box, or if it's it can go through walls on a treadmill

[@QuesoGr7]

Garnt: "I want to be the best back flipper in the world! I'd use it everyday!" Guys I think Garnt wants to be a Power Ranger lol

[@Ihavetobethatguy]

Who is here after the 1st Awesome RV TRIP EP with the BEST BOYS, MONKEY CONNOR, MR. AFFABLE CHRIS, AMERICAN PETE, & LUDWIG 😄 and can't wait for the next one 🥳!!!!!

[@mattthomas8378]

I am🥳

[@susanclark319]

Of course😎

[@speakthetrue2121]

Obviously😂

[@manueljaramillo2520]

Not me.

[@Austin.G]

“Oh a new episode I can watch whilst I eat breakfast” Joey talks about shiting in the road “F**k sake”

[@tsuguikuni2612]

Connor’s American influence is really showing😂

[@bluelfsuma]

If I remember correctly, Midas' blessing turned curse was healed from jumping in a river. Just touch enough stuff to make yourself a comfy life, then take a river dive. And don't insult Apollo afterwards. Or maybe do, I imagine donkeys have better hearing than humans.

[@bluelfsuma]

I love that Connor was the one who brought up being uncomfortable about the messed up relationship stuff with the swapped bodies. Because there's literally a Welsh story where a prince swaps places with a fairy (?) king, lives the guy's life for a year and does a thing for him. When they go back to their normal lives, the king's wife is surprised he's getting in bed with her, because the prince never took the opportunity to sleep with her. Making the prince a friend for life.

[@bluelfsuma]

As a small child, I literally had the thought that my life was never going to get better after childhood ended, and I _savored_ my childhood. Those were thousands of ages of bliss. And ever since 9, it has been 10+ years of _absolute misery. _*_If I knew, how many times have I lived this horrid mistake of a life?! AAAAAAAAAAAA-_*

[@kentkristianhansen229]

im never eating again while watching trash taste

[@Rumham729]

“What can’t you do in your body that the person next to you can?” Idk sleep with Sydney 😂

[@jarom16]

1:40:43 so Garnt wants to Ant-man

[@DynamicSystem]

There is an Orson Scott Card series called Homecoming where a satellite is created that is linked to humans that prevents from thinking of specific technologies (deletes thoughts). This was put in place to keep humans from killing themselves at a global scale. It is a very good series

[@hoshi6539]

The immortal snail would be so much scarier if it moved at the pace of a human walking

[@joshuacrisanto7419]

then it's not a snail anymore. the point of that prompt is it's a snail following you. if you're gonna give the snail attributes that is not from a snail then just give an entirely different entity for the prompt at that point lmao

[@hoshi6539]

@@joshuacrisanto7419 Sherlock Holmes on the case here

[@joshuacrisanto7419]

@@hoshi6539 I don’t think you’re using that correctly

[@hoshi6539]

@@joshuacrisanto7419 i disliked your comment 👿👿

[@joshuacrisanto7419]

@@hoshi6539 oh no man please take that back !! 😢

[@MrowrMix]

The conversation about body switching reminds me of the movie It's What's Inside. It's funny hearing how the boys would mess with each other's lives if they switched bodies lol

[@captaindanger13]

If you’re the best backflipper, you can go into the olympics.

[@crowpearl571]

Garnt: Wants a reason Others: Refuse this is peak dynamic

[@awman7771]

Seeing the betterhelp sponsorship made me not feel bad for Garnt failing to beat Malenia after 15 hours of streaming.

[@Grabehn42]

At 58:30 when Garnt slowly said "What skills do I have" I literally thought he was gonna google it cause of how he said it. 😂

[@MyNameAkhim]

Dopamine maxxing by watching this and Garnt va Melania at the same time

[@tempestzeta11]

If you were the world’s best magician, you’d probably be able to pull off some Kaito Kid phantom thief shit in real life

[@itzwizz1395]

Even though the time management power is probably the best one I’d still go with having the best backflips

[@net.catcher]

Connor learned how to backflip!! Im glad i watched this after his rv trip now

[@kairos_fluent]

At 1:04:07 - It is an anomaly though that Garnt is so tall for a Thai guy, like in 99th percentile. This is just a guess but maybe he has Subcontinental/Persian ancestry which would also explain why he also has well-developed stubble for a Thai guy.

[@Howuf]

Garnt seems that he had already chosen to be the best at always being wrong. That's his skill.

[@Iluvatar196]

I thought the immortal snail comes from that "would you rather" or "press the button" thing? You get 1mill $ but an immortal snail follows you.

[@Iluvatar196]

And I thought the It Follow "monster" can just change depending on who had sex with the previous infected, so throwing a tracker would be useless

[@acgeewhiz]

Yeah, technically the original amount was $10M in the bit from the Rooster Teeth Podcast, but it did help spin off their “Million Dollars, But” series and card game.