Something's Burning and It's Not Bert Kreischer | Ep 104 | Trash Tuesday w/ Annie & Esther & Khalyla

[@deadstellarengine]

Be gentle with Esther, like people coming back from war, or who were unwilling victims of life changing violence, the PTSD of a boyfriend breaking up with her in high school is tearing her apart.

[@etherealmachina]

Ester wants trauma so bad hahahah

[@jpk9902]

She needs to grow up

[@KR-42]

I feel like she’s just experiencing the existential trauma of yearning to be a child without the burden of free will. Which is fair. But she needs to stop trying to frame it alongside the trauma of abuse or neglect imo since we *all* have to cope with being alive in a universe without meaning. Some of us also have to cope with that alongside the lingering impacts of these traumatic experiences. Love you little Esther no hate 🫶 ✌️

[@findmeintime]

@@KR-42 I think you nailed this, hopefully Esther reads it.

[@nevets3889]

A lot of people do

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

Girls like that always do. Thank god she has an Annie as a friend. She needs to be kept grounded in reality.

[@kayleeschaefer5834]

carlos just softly whispering "syphillis?" such a vibe

[@alisedunn9082]

You guys should get Pam Anderson on ❤️

[@KR-42]

Yesss 🙌

[@ginafiduccia1746]

Please please please

[@dramaturgically]

Did they hinted at Brittany being on or was she just making a joke I wasn’t paying that much attention to that part 😭like no we want PAM🥺

[@carolyntalbot947]

Perfect guest, yes

[@carolyntalbot947]

@Ellen - Oh man I hope not. I wish someone would intervene on her behalf and get her professional psychological help, keeping her away from public appearances and even social media. She is in terrible shape (and I don't mean physically.) Everything she does/posts is part of a permanent record that she and her kids have to live with.

[@mifflinfinity]

The way Annie grills Carlos at every opportunity is priceless

[@vert619]

Their banter is one of my favorite parts

[@caitlinstack.]

He gets so pissed lmao

[@Salladbynch]

He’s just such a beta it’s to easy to poke and get a reaction lol kinda funny, kinda concerning

[@kshinokevin]

Yes !

[@saralyn6852]

28:00 reminds me of a saying I’ve heard ….. 1. If you feel like everyone hates you: sleep 2. If you feel like you hate everyone: eat something 3. If you feel like you hate yourself : take a shower

[@rivera991]

That Panera back and forth was a master class

[@almostfiction]

Lol I didn’t want to be an asshole about Esther’s pain, but it was kind of hilarious when she said her parents took the first seven years off to be with her, but she feels neglected lol

[@davidtran9444]

Parents can do all sorts of things seeming for the benefit of their child, but still have ulterior motives behind them. My blood family outwardly provided everything a child might need or want, but it was to portray the appearance of a healthy, vibrant family life. Secretly they unleashed their rage upon me and beat the ever loving shit out of me at the drop of a hat. A situation very much not lol.

[@cynister801]

Your parents can provide you with all the things you need to live and survive but still neglect you emotionally

[@John-gg6op]

@@cynister801this is true Parents CAN provide you material things while neglecting you- However is this what happened to Ester? I highly doubt it (no parents perfect- but C’mon)

[@johnpeters7073]

they didn’t take the 1st 7 years off to be with her. They were unemployed and basically ignored her for those 7 years and only gave her the bare minimum needed for survival. That absolutely messes a person up.

[@carolyntalbot947]

Enmeshment is very insidious type of abuse, because it looks like the kind of family everyone wants but it's so dysfunctional and destructive to the child's well-being. Look up "emotional incest" and see if you think that sounds like her childhood.

[@TheIsaeldelgadojaime]

The way Esther opened up with her dad telling her she’s full of shit made me laugh so hard 😂 love u girlie ❤ 😂 you are heard you are valid 🐌

[@alfredalcala8916]

This is a classic episode! The dynamic between the three of you is undeniable. You don't even need guests every week.

[@shayleejewkes6846]

Perfect podcast to come out on Valentine’s Day, tbh. 🎉

[@oobydoobytooby4430]

ANNIE WAS ON 🔥 FIREEEEEE!!!🔥🔥🔥♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@KR-42]

So cute to be doing her makeup lol I’ve been hoping for her to do some “get ready with me” vids so this made me happy 😂 😊

[@eo7797]

Esther needs to try showering high!!! It is game changing, so relaxing and just feeling the water is calming.

[@Niteporte]

Completely agree ❤Another level.

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Oh yeah bet she never would think of that…..good lord the fans of this pod can’t be real

[@pj1995____]

Brushing your teeth high is an absolute trip

[@natela_mk]

@@ThedeadlyOG what?

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

I thought you meant like using the overhead shower head or adjusting the shower higher and then dah! 😂 P.S I had my worse panic paranoia attack showering high

[@pj1995____]

Esther wants to be a victim so badly

[@robertburwell2442]

I think that you are all beautiful. Esther wanted someone to comment this. I really mean it.

[@JJJJ-dc3np]

1:49: "we don't care but we don't judge it....we don't give an F about it....they didn't bring you the warmer milk....?". Annie is a legend.

[@jpk9902]

She's like Patrice O'neal. When someone starts saying goofy shit she refuses to have it lol

[@NadinesCreations]

That part cracked me up!!!❤😂

[@elizabethmunoz397]

Anyone else love hearing Carlos giggle in the background? 😂

[@cyberneticthezero]

Absolutely not

[@foremasp]

Wrong pod to have my mom overhear, stopped it at 13:43. Been listening forever and totally immune to the shock and awe, did not appreciate what a first timer might think. Single male, early 40’s, at her house recovering from surgery at the money. Fucking love you gal’s.

[@myz301]

K.. what your describing as spotty hair growth down there is exactly what’s on Carlos’ head 😂😂😂

[@GhastlyCretin]

I consider my childhood a good one but if Esther had half the "trauma" that I experienced she would have to be committed to an asylum. Feel bad for her parents having to hear her talking about how her nice childhood was so messed up. Victim complex detected.

[@butterbear3042]

I was front row at Guy Fieris Flavortown tailgate for the Superbowl. Bert came out, shirtless, and sang the national anthem. I was surprised yet not surprised all at once 😂

[@alexarobertson17]

Lol I just saw his show in Tempe Az and he sang BOTH God Bless America AND The National Anthem. The whole crowd stood and sang along. It was wild… also it was inserted into the middle of The Machine story. 😂

[@butterbear3042]

@@alexarobertson17 Yes, he just comes out of nowhere with the anthem LOL

[@KR-42]

I 100% thought you were setting up a joke. But as always, reality is so much funnier than anything we can make up lmao 💀

[@youruncle3840]

the decorations are cool the topics and conversations are cool... thanks y'all

[@bleeknoir]

Esther, please do another Esther and Rick have a time! Love your work.

[@pedigocaitlin]

@bleeknoir Yes!!!! I love love LOVE Ester and Rick, so much. I have seen every piece of work they have done together. Hilarious!

[@purpleamber1]

The haters came out on the loneliest day for them. Must be hard. Thanks for posting girlies 🐌

[@KR-42]

Pour one out for the trolls today. It’s hard being such special little boys in a world that finds them repulsive lmao 💀💝

[@jusagi.]

Happy Valentine's! Love you all! ❤

[@andrewleung3716]

Listening to you guys is like hanging out with my sisters. It's oddly comforting.

[@XXTheDarkPoolXX]

How these chicks have a following is beyond me

[@JollyRancherFriends]

This needed to be another hour longer 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@sutlana]

So funny it’s opposite for us: my husband showers too hot! It’s a steam room for an extra 30minutes after 😂

[@povvy1]

Always shower and bath in the dark, so relaxing

[@travismorris9303]

When you put cold on when you're hot your body reacts by thinking "it's cold I need to warm up". And if you put warm it thinks " it's hot I need to cool down". So it is counterintuitive. You have to go extreme, like an ice bath to go from hot to cold.

[@dramaturgically]

Happy Valentine’s Day sluggies 🐌🥺

[@Vampnado]

around 1:07:00 ish sounds like esther is talking about that person from "juno" anyone else get that vibe? sorry idk the person's name, last name is page i think, idk if that's stage name tho

[@daviddelaney5106]

No wonder Joe Rogan doesn't want any of these crazy women on his podcast.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RoysAdventures1017]

Still watch the podcast, but every episode just feels like a therapy session for you guys. Just about problems and childhood problems you have.

[@Fragmented08]

I definitely agree. I'm now looking forward to episodes where they talk about things other than that.

[@lexluthor7693]

Oh see.. I love it!!! It’s great to see people kind of break down and analyze their lives

[@lexluthor7693]

Also though just keep in mind it’s probably because they’ve been having literal therapists and doctors on the pod.. which is nice to hear their perspectives because a lot of people maybe able to relate!! Ik I do so I enjoy hearing them talk about it

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

I just watch Annie's podcast now most the time

[@Fragmented08]

Did not say we were against it, it’s just too consecutive.

[@mandoville]

26:44 yeah lets go Annies....90s...80...Golden Age of Film Theatre Television....and Live Freaks.... #Lets Go... #BackToTheFuture Esther drives!

[@DanRyanCarter]

@52:21 Esther: "they'd be siblings idiot" 😂😂😂 Annie's reaction was so cute ❤️

[@OPAnaya]

Haha Esther calling them prissy

[@CRuiz-uy8tb]

Lol I usually don't comment but Annie was extra funny this episode. Loved it!!

[@mothicbeauty]

You guys should take an espresso shot before starting the eps lol

[@dramaturgically]

I vote the smelling salts come back

[@merisamclaws7051]

I was gonna throw something if I didn't get a valentines day episode thank freaken GOSH

[@elishaminor2900]

Everyone looked real pretty this morning on the show.

[@girlboss8299]

Hot yoga trick is to set up right by the door so when people are going in and out u can get the cool air from outside

[@HannahEickmeier]

Khalyla, I had the same thing girl! I didn’t realise lube went off but turns out it definitely does. I got BV twice from it before I realised the lube was the culprit! Get new lube! Also found out that glycerin lube is not good for vajayjays that are sensitive and get thrush, bv etc often. Hope your panini gets better! Xxx

[@amydepasqua1550]

Totally agree, Hot shower, dim lights and a podcast is my nightly therapy 🔥

[@huntshunts]

I love Valentine’s Day and I love you guys!!! 🥰😋

[@bnnyrabbit]

this is my favorite podcast episode so far lmao !!! annie cracks me up

[@carlybrown2011]

why would annie say she didn’t like the doc when she obviously didn’t watch it? lol

[@MyloKillington]

They should keep the "Over It" broken heart behind Khalyla

[@PrickMoranis]

We are over her

[@blackbluestudio6338]

You ladies are all so beautiful! A little silly, sarcastic, and unbelievable. Some a little more unbelievable than the other two. Love you guys, love the pod.

[@AsiaOfTheMultiverse]

Just because your parents are around doesn't mean they can't neglect you!! My parents could teach a master class on neglect! Also, as a fellow survivor of childhood neglect, I have to thank you Esther for being so honest and forthcoming with your hygiene routines/issues--it helped me finally realize that's why I'm also so self-neglectful! Much love, slugs ❤

[@denin999]

Happy Vday sluggies!!!!!! 💗💗

[@Criesinspanish]

Plot twist Annie didn’t watch Pamela’s documentary because it was like looking in a mirror 😬

[@jenniferdobransky5240]

Ester jumps on everything "it could be"! If any of you becomes a mother I think you'll feel very guilty/ashamed for throwing your parents Under the Bus so Publicly because you have no idea what its like to raise a family! The hardest job ever, even in the best circumstances! Having said that, I love you All!

[@kshinokevin]

Syphilis = Is that the STD/VD (not Valentine's Day) of when you go blind ? "Carlos went too high; he got too close to the sun." - Annie on being HIV positive = I am thinking about that L.A. Lakers legend (point guard) guy (Magic Johnson). (A great discussion about putting hot towels on cold skin; causing someone to sweat; in a nail salon.) (What does "Clean Girl Culture" mean ? "(1990's) Grunge." - Esther. "You are a Dirty Girl." - Annie "I shower twice or three times a day." - Khalyla)

[@clyy_4]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[@gilmoregirls1606]

I always shower in the pitch black- it’s so refreshing!!!

[@Swampygolfin]

I forget how much I hate/love you guys😂❤️ keep killin it!

[@ikijiigoku]

Annie looks so good without makeup! Awesome episode!

[@OPAnaya]

Haha she DOES look so good but I am pretty sure the pod started w her mid makeup application

[@emilyjkwaters]

I am one with Khalyla BV Valentine’s Day!

[@thefly869]

Thank god. Guests free for a change.

[@TheKaleighWelch]

Omg thank you for explaining the “baptism” feeling for us water people. I loooove showers, or any body of water.

[@dvanlivesnow96]

🤙💦

[@JollyRancherFriends]

Literally the dream friend group only need me and jetski

[@mojinrainicorn4357]

Just Annie and Jetski would be the best.

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@mojinrainicorn4357 like you’d prefer it without Esther and Khalyla? 😂 lol interesting …

[@ttaylor3rd]

for Esther: you guys are so pretty!

[@joelgonyer3240]

Esther and Annie are great

[@completedharma]

Esther has similarities qualities from Pigpen from Peanuts comic. I thought she's spot on about her high temperature showers. 😆

[@swagy6012]

Love when all 3 are here

[@6969groovy]

Happy V D!!!

[@Inlightnshadow]

Perfect valentine gift! Oysters are aphrodisiacs!!!

[@likwidmagik]

And they're SOOOOOOOO good!

[@bellaramirez6806]

Esther Annie and Khalyla. You guys are beautiful inside and out. Sluggies forever! Xoxo

[@manuelvicario6752]

Me literally in the gym, laughing listening to this podcast while everybody’s listening to hard-core screamo music😂🦾

[@kshinokevin]

"Wax On, Wax Off." - Mister Miyagi ("The Karate Kid")

[@chilo565]

You You there You Pretty. The only reason I put this is because esther said so

[@andols506]

episodes getting alarmingly more vapid as time goes on

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

Watching this with a rash on my hip and odd smell down there. Almost spat my drink out when Carlos said syphilis symptoms. 👀👀

[@guywittamic]

OMG you three are SOOOO pretty. Like, I know you always are, but sometimes I just can't help but say it!

[@OPAnaya]

I don’t understand the title. Someone please explain

[@macewak2051]

I cant say this is a good podcast, I can definitely say it's a bad one

[@IppoDarui]

Love my favorite 3 queens ❤

[@falconeddie1393]

HA! HA! HA! You ladies are funny. Wish I could go to one of your shows.

[@TMichelle555]

Just came to gloat after hearing the good news BOBBY IS FREEEEEEEE SHES MOVING OUT WOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@OPAnaya]

Love this pod. Lot of homework this quarter so I have been listening on commute and dog walks (not watching) but have been missing out on how attractive y'all are. Love the no-make-up make up look on sturdy Annie! Not so sturdy Esther rocks the grunge look and her hair looks phenomenal- please try hot yoga and report back! I'm a crocs-hater but Khalyla is a model and I love all her lewks (except the no make up look- I did not like that)

[@afcaked]

OMG, I have started a podcast recently and talked about my parents a lot too and past trauma, and they got so mad at me recently and told me i was full of shit too 🤣 i empathize with esther so much

[@aliciacastro8666]

Esther kinda reminds me of a young Steve Buscemi

[@gigatronicdeth]

Don’t insult Steve like that!! 😂

[@parrottfeatherseyes7033]

I sweat when I think people are judging me for being sweaty. So then I sweat profusely. Then they say you sweat alit then I sweat even more

[@henergy_]

yall sold me on nutrafol..

[@anthonymoreno5375]

This episode was pretty damn hilarious.

[@davidbarnett9095]

Omg Annie looks gorgeous without makeup

[@blockiana9714]

David she’s wearing makeup just not eye makeup🥱

[@charlottemonger9799]

51:19 Best 🎥😆💡 ❤Witches of Eastwick❤

[@zyralius]

Panera getting free advertisement but not what they were hoping for

[@KR-42]

1:02:36 I didn’t think he was hot until he pushed away the hooker, then it was like okay damn

[@ttaylor3rd]

I love this show

[@ruthiethill8661]

So pretty!!

[@stupidsquirrel12]

Hot showers are always nice but just don't wash ur hair with scalding water, it'll damage your scalp and can fray yr ends 🖤✨🖤

[@chriseliothernandez]

It's a thing. A cliche even. Not hugged enough or hugged too much trauma's not always the parents fault

[@KR-42]

I think it’s just the trauma of existing tbh. Like we didn’t choose to be here and no one knows what’s going on, there’s no inherent meaning and if you want any you have to make it for yourself which leaves people yearning to be a child again rather than grappling with the weight of their freedom. ✌️ imo ✌️

[@zyralius]

She got the clap

[@siennajuarez9660]

Not me realizing the hot in hot yoga is literal…. 😅 I was under the impression the hot in hot yoga was referring to the people not the temp 😂

[@KR-42]

Lmaoo 💀 To be fair it does only seem to be hot people that talk about doing hot yoga so maybe you’re onto something lol

[@tomblaze2]

The lengths K will go with the stories to get attention - lube irritation so we all picture the pre show😮

[@tomblaze2]

I also thinking K was putting the message out she is single at her own new place so athletes and comedians can hit her DMs - first 5 minutes in 😅

[@delta666SoT]

"did we make it 10 minutes?" she asks at the 3 minute mark. I'll let it pass, but you gotta let 1 man who can't last beyond 3 minutes get a pass next time it happens! THREE MINUTES IS LONGER THAN YOU THINK!! :)

[@OPAnaya]

What does Esther mime at 51:02?