Traumatic experience- story time

[@hope2tel]

I went to a friends countryplace when I was in high school and rode horses chasing cows out of the woods. We went in for lunch set down and started to eat and all of a sudden something had me by the privates! I jumped and started dancing right there in the kitchen. I run to the bathroom dropped my drawers and looked at a huge tick trying to go up in me! Yow! I feel your pain c.t.!

[@RodneyPairrett]

LOL Exact same bugs gather here around my security light in Southwest AL. I keep my Croc slippers on the carport and slid my foot in one morning before daylight to go drop a bill in the mailbox. One decided to sleep in my Croc that night and I almost tore an ACL getting that thing off when I felt him against my foot.

[@MrVailtown]

Decades ago, a guy on a logging crew collected rattler snakes n would put them in a soft cotton bag. The boss provided a crew 4 door cab truck so 5-6 guys ride in it. Well guy with snake bag sat in the middle in the back. He was quite the prankster. There going down the road & he asks where's my snake bag? Then he said ok found it,O NO it came open! 5 other guys bailed out of that truck at about 20 mph , so here he is laughing his butt off till he realized the truck was still rolling down a hill no less & he had to scramble over the seat and take control. He didn't think that part was so funny. Don't believe in karma, but that day the turn around was pretty quick. After that snakes rode in back in bag in their own special cooler, or he walked.

[@golfernky1687]

I always check my boots before sticking my foot in them.. Brown recluse spiders love sleeping in boots

[@austinflager2866]

Oh man I had something like that once, I went out and grabbed my boots after a weekend of them in the garage and I put that boot on and wouldn't you know it there was a darn mouse in that sucker. I jumped so hard from that little sucker touching my foot. From now on I either keep the boots in the house or I always make sure to dump them out and hit them upside down before I stick my foot in there

[@jamesmcmillen4828]

Lmao!!! I hear ya, man. I get freaked out over those brown humpbacked camel crickets. One landed on my face and I instinctively swiped at it. Ended up smearing it across my face. Little leg was twitching. They've freaked me out ever since.

[@michaelhughes5933]

Three things:1. This is the best video ever!2. I used to leave my boots outside. You know those gigantic salamander / lizard / kimono dragon / chameleon / big dang reptile things? ......I no longer leave my boots outside.3. This is the best video ever!

[@byronglover490]

I always love your descriptions of your events. I can relate. Thanks again for sharing.

[@steamfan7147]

I got a pair of jeans off the clothes line before heading off to church one Sunday.I was sitting in church in the middle of the sermon and all the sudden got this sharp,digging,scratching,stinging sensation in my right upper leg.I grabbed at whatever it was,got up and walked quickly outside cursing to myself.Got out in the parking lot and turned my right pocket inside out to find one really pissed off Bumble bee..And yes I can tell you for a fact that a Bumble bee can sting more than once. Worst bug encounter I ever had though was with a Brow Recluse spider.Sucker bit me just under the knee.That one put me in the ER with a rotten hole in my leg the size of a quarter almost down to the bone.

[@kjinohio5897]

Had a similar situation. Put on my boots in the morning, in the house, and started walking to the shop. All of a sudden it felt like I had a splinter in my sock as I felt a jab. Started slowly to untie my boot when all heck broke loose. I was steppin' and fetchin' getting the boot off and ended up being a wasp that stung me at least 10 times. Worse than that was when I was a kid. Me and my best friend were walking through a grassy field. Out of nowhere he started screaming and ripping his pants off. A mouse had ran up his leg and made it to his crotch till he got his pants open. I was glad that wasn't me!

[@cynthiaherr9029]

lol..OMG

[@texp87]

Id be ripping my pants of too if some mouse was fiddling my junk...lol

[@treeoflifeist]

Walked out the house one morning left the porch lights on all night and the spiders moved In to collect the bugs attracted to the light. Now I’ve had spiders hit me in the face before stalk hunting and just trying to get to the standing the dark hours of the morning . They are usually just those big ugly wood spiders. But this one felt different and I went to jumping and swinging my arms around sure enough biggest black widow I’ve seen in my entire life. Was so in shock didn’t have a chance to crush the booger was trying to put my heart back in my chest lol

[@altreemendousdaniels6245]

Footloose!! Fancy-free method!! I am laughing with you Tim!!

[@mentalsid3701]

Not had a laugh like that for a while,that made my day!!! Thanks for that Tim!

[@billwestphal1421]

And to think I was the only one that crap happens too. That is a heart stress test.

[@daveschuetrum576]

A good scream like a girl will relieve that Scared to the Bone foot shock in the morning. That otta get the family up early.

[@SirFatboy97]

Laughin' out loud, tears in my eyes, imagining you flailing around in that cab, screaming like a little girl and probably saying some things that you would have had to edit out if you were videoing. You didn't mention if you ruined some perfectly good underwear, but that's okay. Thanks for the belly laugh and setting my day off on a high note. Dennis

[@joes.1168]

Another good story.

[@sighpocket5]

Awesome story.....!!

[@budlefebvre8811]

I put my boot on one cold morning and when my foot warmed up the boot, I heard this buzzing sound. Then the pain started as a bumble bee stung the hell out of my toes. I torn that boot off quicker than lightning. The bee flew away and left me with a swollen foot. I check my boots every time now. lol

[@truckergoatman1379]

That bug is telling his buddies, "Now I don't care how tuff you think you are, do not go in that boot!"

[@pedrogunner9750]

I learned along time ago in sniper school that when sleep in the south you have to tie the top of your boots off so creepy crawlers don't get in your boots. I use woman's hair ties. They work great and I have never had anything creepy in my boots. Haha

[@frankthorne2452]

that would have made a great video and you can keep that big creatures down south with you

[@miller225879]

Sounds like what we call June Bugs here in Eastren Canada. about sion time for them to be comming around here now that weather is warming up a bit and ground is thawing

[@poppopscarvinshop]

Being from about 30 miles SE of Atlanta, I Must Say - I Love The South!! South Carolina is Very Kindly to Share Her Bounty of Palmeto Bugs with Us Over Here. They will Stare at You from a High Perch, Then Dive Bomb You with The Precision of The Best Stuka Dive Bombers from World War Two!!! Thanks for a Great Story!!

[@Bigmike3406E]

LMBO! It’s one of those times your bad to the bone until you ain’t . I can’t stop laughing just picturing all that in my mind .

[@bykrmom]

"This gigantic gaboon viper alligator cotton head rattle moccasin piranha tasmanian devil is in my BOOT!" OMG I was laughing and crying at the same time Hahahahaha

[@ingramj777]

PMSL brilliant vid Tim

[@garygriffin2119]

I'm right there with you I had a big house spider got in my boots one night and by the grace of God I felt that thing moving around as I was trying to get my boots on for work.now I'm pretty much all man I mean I am 5 feet 11 inches tall about 553 pounds of behemoth but when that spider came up out of my boot on me I was this little tiny little baby you have ever seen I threw that boot across the porch and had to regain composure it was horrible and the rest of the day if something moved on my legs I was just like looking for that spider to bite my leg off horrible. I hope you kill it and get that on camera.have a good one

[@roseh8493]

HAHAHAHA!!! Love it!!!! I'm dying over here. Feels like I'm having an asthma attack laughing so hard. That is too funny!!!! This made my day!! We can't have any sissies on the CT3 team though. JS :)

[@warrenfromga9945]

Now that's a funny story right there!

[@freddiecade8994]

Been there, All you think about is getting the boot off now. Would have been a great video. Good luck finding the beetle

[@billydavis6305]

These are not June bugs people. June bugs are about one half the size of these beetles.We have been having them and the skeeter monsters here in south Al. My boots are sleeping in the house with me until the invasion passes.

[@doOf3r]

It's already laid its eggs they will make their way up your leg to find a nice warm moist place to burrow into...

[@jimboles6971]

LOL we have all been there at one time or another, I am a volunteer firefighter try jamming your foot in trying to get out the door in a rush and have a hot wheels car in your boot it hurts like heck

[@matthewclarke7993]

I have had that same thing happen to me with a bee in my long hair behind my ear it just sucks

[@jaimecunningham1057]

lol...im the same way brotha...especially with Bee's because im allergic to those suckers and if ones around me im out......Fast!!! lol...

[@ericcorse]

Yeah video it with a piranha-cotton-rattle-gator in your shoe. Right. Always dump those bad boys before putting them on. It will get the blood pumping for sure.

[@dascotsman1443]

hey cotontop this is unrelated to the video but I saw a machine identical to your processor yesterday and I thought it was pretty cool

[@margaretdevries8090]

Don’t cha know Mosquitos are the National bird in the south !! I’m terrified of spiders and snakes ! ! Blood running cold wondering what it was !! You wouldn’t have seen me for dust !!

[@russellhancock9765]

That's why I bring My shoes or boots inside now. I had a spider in My shoe one time.

[@arthurbuckyelksjr7918]

I bet he had the dust flying inside the cab getting that boot off. Be safe have a great day

[@dextermontgomery3126]

Lol good stuff. I had a Frog in mine once that's a mess.

[@robertbillings8869]

Lmao here in Michigan we call them June bugs and they really hurt about 70 on a motorcycle

[@sunkissG]

Oh my lord that was some video running through my head. I feel for you but that had me in stitches!! Lmao thanks

[@MrVailtown]

You, Sir just made my day, was trying not to laugh to hard as in not to throw my back out. Bet you didn't even un lace that boot😂😂😂😂

[@chuckdriver9672]

scared Chad so bad he left... You can keep your big bugs down there....

[@chorton38305]

Be glad you don't have scorpions there Cotontop, they always warn you about that out West.

[@cotontop3]

+craig horton actually we do have scorpions in certain areas

[@chorton38305]

Oh Lord have mercy, shake, shake, shake them boots!!

[@kennethmarlow2731]

Hehehehehe!!!! Been there done that. I was ducking tree limbs trying to head off a bunch of cows and raised up and a 4 inch spider hit me square in the nose, while the web wrapped around my head. I had to stop the horse get off and get that spider and his house off of me. Y'all have a bug , I guess it's called a Mayfly, when they swarm, they're thicker than , I don't know , on the river you couldn't open hatches with out those stupid bugs filling up your boat. That's the Tombigbee river

[@cotontop3]

+Kenneth Marlow correct and the mayflies will be here very soon too

[@gary4645]

Turkey's love those things. Man just wished we had more turkey's.

[@joetiller1031]

where I worked they got there ore from Africa you should see some of the bugs that came out of it.

[@derekschmucker1609]

one time I had an ant in my boot, it bit me real hard on the top of my foot and my boot was off in very short order

[@Diddley-js6lf]

Brother Man this story is why i dont live there, my family is from East Tennessee but they dont get everything like that area where you live that Delta type area.

[@LordMuck]

Oh yeh ? So now who's the big scaredy cat huh ? Man that made me chuckle Tim ! (p.s - that bug just appeared over your right shoulder.... jus' sayin' like....;-)

[@cynthiaherr9029]

haha too funny..

[@cotontop3]

+Lord Muck big difference between a big and a snake lmfao!!!

[@LordMuck]

When you find it you should dump it in Worthless's Methmobile.

[@cynthiaherr9029]

Great Idea...Haha

[@johnvanvalkenburg5779]

Just watched this one....that’s funny!

[@SteveandSusiesHomestead]

OMG...LMAO ...Been there done that..I feel ya....Thank's

[@markpowell4701]

Now that was funny but, I had a black snake in my boot one morning and threw it out side before he was able to get out. Yes, that was a come to Jesus time for me. Stay safe CT3; later tater !

[@twinbrooksfarm7795]

So why do you wear lace up boots? Is that a logging/safety thing?

[@w056007568]

That made me laugh - I could just see what was coming! The moral of the story - check your boots thoroughly before installing your feet.

[@dejayblair7571]

lol! Only in MS

[@wendelljones8555]

Amazing what our brains conjour --oh well it all makes for a strong heart I guess. thanks!

[@charlesbynum1841]

sir you got me on the floor lmao.that's funny as crap

[@incompletehunter]

Y’all get the mayflies up that way?

[@brentmedders]

When you said "evasive action" all I could picture was screamed like a b!#%h...

[@mikewawrzkiewicz3741]

Brenton Medders what's up with him big tough logga little bug hahahaha 😆

[@brentmedders]

Mike Wawrzkiewicz Cotontop has always claimed his love of the outdoors. I guess a little wildlife in his boots is more than he could handle. Sounds like he almost left behind something for the dung beetle.

[@cotontop3]

+Mike Wawrzkiewicz Napa boyz got jokes 🤔😂

[@brentmedders]

cotontop3 has a new channel, dungbeetle1 😂😂

[@glenmiller6404]

I thought of that right off start lol !

[@ooocrowooo]

Don't know who was laughing harder me or my dog lol, made my day.

[@kevinhornbuckle]

Take care of your back. Prevention is the watchword.

[@rharris5811]

We call them June bugs

[@mikejunior812002]

That's what's called a June bug lol hate them too

[@kevingreen920]

Your new truck working out ?

[@dstevenpaisley]

Have you ever seen a salt gun for shooting bugs ?? I haven't shot any thing like that with one but man they will kill wasps! check them out on Utube

[@prissy134]

Wow Tim, he there done that with fire ants at work one day here in Jackson ,Ms.

[@texp87]

You probably had them laced through the top eyes and double knotted.....lol

[@billy-bigpapasmith574]

Lol. Tough man. I would have done the same thing

[@Graveyard-si2yk]

hi cottontop love your vids

[@barryhansen6854]

Hang your boots upside down on a hanger at night won't get bug and creepy crawlys in them

[@MikeWoodard]

Man I ain't laughed that hard in forever like I was just doin there

[@catdieselpower193]

lmaooo OOOO laws Tim dam bud I feel for ya WHOOLY crap just that story of yourse just now I looked all around me on the dang floor lol lookin for your freekin beetle to bite me to!! OOO man!! good one bud!

[@johngell4842]

ha ha know the feeling ive seen 3 tough steeplejacks jump out of a moving truck when a wasp flew in the cab bugs win

[@adillon262]

June bugs?

[@davidharvey7468]

LMAO.....that's what you call an OH SH#$_ moment

[@kevinr.lemieux9982]

😁😁love it

[@jayhorton3725]

I would have come out of that boot in a split second ..lol

[@DDFJ1230]

I hate those critters.. Hahah

[@countrygirlfishing]

Til a bug hits you.... lmao I'm sure we've all had one of those moments !!! 😜

[@cotontop3]

+Country Girl Catfishing 🔫

[@verty170]

I think you were possessed by Logger Wade right around the 4:20 mark.

[@ninjawasher]

Is that Logger Wade's Girlfriend on your cover picture for this video

[@cotontop3]

+ninjawasher LMFAO!!!

[@tommymann69]

In some people carport you will find a gator

[@markbarnhill6300]

Ain't nothing like the south Brother!!!! LoL

[@KENWORTH-gc8yz]

Haha that's funny stuff rite there!

[@robertbradley6946]

"rattle moccasin" hahahaha thanks for the laughs man. Can relate here in the Panhandle of Florida.

[@eaglecamphomesteadswfl9006]

Haha ya got me laughing, shake them out before ya put your boots on LMAO

[@markbulichsr.836]

good thing it wasnt a black widow

[@kendrury9108]

..........................I feel something................😂😂😂

[@kenlucas8252]

A man like you let a little ole bug scare you ?

[@OkieDoke18]

lmbo i bet you hit mach 3 taking that boot off.

[@ScottandTera]

omg I laughed so hard ..............LOVED IT

[@richtdronz6507]

A nano-sec eh!!! lol have a good 1 Man!!

[@bigbear3427]

brilliant fun tears are in my eyes laughing haha .

[@michaelheinen8526]

lmao,you got me freaking out just listen to you,we aint got killer bugs like that in ohio,LATER TATER

[@kevin86674]

Man you should hit one of them bugs riding a Harley.