Travis Scott's Cacti Spiked Seltzer Review: It's Lit!

[@captaincool6268]

He doesn't just small talk but micro talks , astounishing

[@meruem313]

He talks so small, he doesn't even need another person for a full on conversation

[@captaincool6268]

@@meruem313 yeah i know LOL

[@ElysianTyrant]

"My divorce wasn't as bad as that" Wow that's brutal

[@SteveWhipp]

How is this man still only on 110K? His content is so much better than a LOT out there with much greater following.

[@HollyMartin]

I think he should review different strains of weed. Lolololo. That'd be awesome.

[@blex5579]

he forgot to sell out to the puppetmasters like a certain `musician`who may or may not be mentioned in the video...

[@PLACEonPLATE]

I love the callback to the Topo Chico Mango Hard Seltzer. Your disdain for that drink and your reaction in the original video is hilarious.

[@willw553]

PV3 you are my new youtube obsession! I have been bingewatching your videos for the past few days! You never fail to make me laugh!

[@timjim5344]

The last time I was this early Prescott was still married

[@joeschianodicola1810]

“Who else would be drinking this?… people in their 20’s who never have to worry about money again, so they’re willing to just try things.” That’s pretty much Cacti’s target demographic to a T

[@spanisharmadas]

Now this is what you call cactus juice. It's the quenchiest!

[@joeschianodicola1810]

drink Cacti, it’ll quench ya!

[@KingScuba]

Just from a Distributor who sells this stuff. Most tall boy products attached to Anheuser Busch (AB) Are 25oz. Everyone else does 23.5 (Shorthand 24oz). Cacti is AB, so 25oz. Just a fun fact. Also, I despise all hard seltzers. Whats so hard about throwing liquor into a seltzer? Tastes better, way cheaper, same effect, total control >>"

[@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers]

Or even better, run your vodka through the sodastream and squeeze some citrus in there?

[@dlobelow760]

@@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers I got one better Just drink fucking beer or an IPA at that point

[@tboraful]

@@dlobelow760 Not everyone likes that overhopped garbage. IPAs are trash.

[@scrat9870]

most commonly available seltzers taste like shit. if you want to use good seltzer you won't save any money anyway

[@FaterialL]

liquor taxes fucking suck in some states

[@SigRho1429]

We learn more about his backstory when the drink is good, and less when the drink is so bad it gags him like that Dom he met on the internet.

[@aajustjay]

Oh no, you didn't..

[@jaimebibelot4398]

I haven't seen that one yet 😳

[@SigRho1429]

@@jaimebibelot4398 Are you sure you’ve watched every second of all his content?

[@eronth]

So what you're saying is we need to start sending him exquisite drinks.

[@jaimebibelot4398]

@@eronth like yellow tail good or I can't even afford it good?

[@nappa0582]

"is anything as bad as that?" Why do I smell a Malort jab com-... "Malort can make a hard seltzer and it would probably be worse" THERE IT IS!

[@davidp2888]

Who gave the thumbs down? Abby? Chadwick? It was Phoebe, wasn't it?!

[@andrewgarcia3136]

abby has moved onto honey potting billionaires, inspired by mackenzie scott's philanthropic efforts, abby would like to indulge in some charitable giving to herself.

[@jikthehick12]

it was me

[@daviduliana9950]

I would love to know what Phoebe looks like. From what PVIII says I had a visual in my brain of a rather aged woman in her late thirties with blond hair resembling straw, way too much make-up, about 5 foot 10, nearing 180, and a voice like shifting a Peterbuilt without a clutch.

[@valiantabello]

PV3 listens to Travis Scott whenever one of the kids that drop off taco bell leftovers at his car happens to be playing it

[@Sordes123]

So glad I randomly got recommended this gem of a channel

[@DanielVance]

Sometimes I watch these with Closed Captioning on just to see if Spittoon snuck anything in without me hearing it. Someday, Spittoon, someday.

[@joeldgraff]

This comment is horribly underrated. Made me lol

[@acepilot1]

Not a spittoon

[@DanielVance]

@@acepilot1 Spittoon's parents thought about going with Cuspidor, but Spittoon was just too appropriate a name.

[@acepilot1]

@@DanielVance the carafe family would raise issue

[@DanielVance]

@@acepilot1 Trust me, you do not want to drink anything that Spittoon imbibes, even had Spittoon been named Carafe. That's just nasty swill water.

[@bluephreakr]

The Everclear video actually got 1M views. It was inevitable, but I still feel damned to see it.

[@drunkengull5759]

To this stuffs credit, I bought this not knowing it was Travis Scott's (I don't know who that is past the Mcdonalds promo) but it was bogo 12pk at Publix and only has Agave as a sweetener. I don't know why most hard seltzers are sweetened with stevia or sucralose but they make them taste of cough syrup. The pineapple taste like pineapple soda, the strawberry taste like those fake strawberry candies (not like real strawberry), and the lime taste like a house margarita if you salt the rim.

[@raymondlegorreta3269]

I like the pineapple

[@xredgambit]

Maybe one day the wine community will find a place for you. Like a sommelier at texas road house. But keep your chin up big guy. You doing fantastic here on you tube.

[@whatiamhere]

Hey man, your pain may or may not be real but MY laughs are. Thank you.

[@andynewhouse]

I've never tried a hard seltzer.. And the very *idea* of Malort Hard Seltzer is enough to keep me from wanting to any time soon.

[@ianwhittington1276]

Literally in my hand as this popped up. Drinking the Lime atm. Cheers.

[@cockheadprod5051]

cheers

[@billgentry12]

Same here

[@joestevens3976]

"lets lock and pop" was a good line

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

I didn't even know these were by Travis Scott but they became a favorite seltzer of mine. That lime one was eh at first, but it quickly grew on me. That "people in their 20s who can try things" hit especially. That's literally what I did. These are my go-to for when I want to get MESSED up.

[@ninjabreadman8166]

I welcome all exposure by PV3. Keep up the good work, king :D

[@FaterialL]

not sure what travis wouldve done without a review from pvt 3 himself

[@pe4958]

4:03 "You'll get a 2 inch vertical"... Just like me every time I'm lying down watching PV3 😛 Just kidding... ...it's a 1 inch vertical

[@CarbonBull3t]

I'd love to see a crossover video of you and Howtodrink!

[@havokmusicinc]

I like that we have a PVIII cinematic universe now. It's pretty neat. Love me some proper worldbuilding in my casual booze review channels

[@BReal-10EC]

I actually grabbed some of the Pineapple Cacti a while back. Was pleasantly surprised. I drank it and I got a buzz.

[@mikehollywood7687]

PV3 has been doing a lot of brutal stuff. I think he deserves a next level experience. Perhaps Jeppson's Bourbon. Legitimately it's good!

[@Spectralhyena]

“Cacti not no ice tea, got em bamBOOZEled like I’m spike lee” just turned into some of the best wordplay in a song.

[@peachespeaches7376]

I’ve been waiting for this one! Was hoping you tried all the flavors. I had the pineapple one but it was ehh

[@baileyvazquez3988]

I really love these divorce cracks. They were awkward to me at first, then I had a similar level of divorce from hell to what you appear to have had. Now they're utterly hilarious lmao

[@stupedcraig]

As a recovering alcoholic, these drinks make me happy I stopped drinking.

[@paracelsus179]

Anyone else get the vibe he is just subtly roasting everyone and everything he mentions? PVIII is savage.

[@bitfunk24]

You need to get your hands on some Guiness Nitro Cold Brew Coffee, PVIII.

[@jennifernicole8430]

looking good there PV3!! “tastes like my own McDonald’s meal” love you 😘

[@johnathansparks1678]

Something for a Whisky Wednesday Review suggestion: Stillhouse Original Moonshine Whiskey. Your friend in STL. Sparks

[@novislavkebabremover]

Highly recommend Naturdays (by Natural Light)

[@meruem313]

3:09 PV3 I hate doing that with carbonated drinks and you do it every video lol. I'm impressed. BTW what is the English word for doing that?

[@vapepimp7777]

In Boston where everything is way overpriced these go for $3 so basically for $15 you’ll have a decent night and avoid a terrible hangover. Seltzer’s aren’t great but at least you’ll be able to walk to next day. Also there are many flavors of Cacti. I like the pineapple

[@maxpay150]

PV III breaking out the auto tunes, nice

[@NoPlaceLikeRoam]

Air Prescotts? I feel like you’re low key announcing PV3 Naysh merch soon! :)

[@travisvalentine9012]

My middle name is Scott, I am a LITTLE bit buzzed, so when KZbin gave me this notification I DID briefly think that PV3 was messaging me directly...

[@JohnMunsch]

Tumbleroot Brewery makes several "blank in a can" type drinks, like Mojito, Moscow Mule, etc. I've only had the Mojito, but they're probably worth reviewing sometime. I can vouch for the Mojito being surprisingly good.

[@ThaPhr3sh3st]

Please do Smith and Cross Traditional Jamaica Rum!

[@chunkmcgrizzle7131]

You should try arak, its a lebanese anisette and quite frankly the best anisette and i hate having to settle for ouzo and sambuca because nowhere has it. i recommend arak touma or arak sannine, let the people know and bring it to the shelves. PVM your my only hope

[@FischSteve]

Is there a drink that combines topo Chico mango with any alcohol that could be replaced by Jepson's Malört?

[@Redn87]

Right On!!! Literally almost got one of these today. Got a watermelon 4loco instead.

[@theabominablekenny]

I don't get the seltzer thing, they taste like TV static.

[@CoolKidHalter]

How am I supposed to search for hashtags when bing keeps crashing!?

[@ifesamms516]

Now he absolutely has to review Hennessy. I'm sure he's had plenty of it in his day.

[@ChrisTopher-xu2dh]

I tried it. Not bad!

[@funkyspacecow]

I have no idea who Travis Scott is and after watching this review I've decided that I don't need to know.

[@thespethalone1950]

Post Malone Wine next

[@DefconMaster]

...has PVIII just been living in Dean's house ever since he went missing?

[@aymuhspunj]

PVIII learned a funny little knife trick from Game of Thrones apparently.

[@RepublicofOneMe]

Please try the warheads ale

[@MrNaleIt]

might I recommend Dan Aykroyd Crystal Head Vodka as a future celebrity drink

[@hectorquezada2438]

The pineapple flavor slaps

[@dlobelow760]

🧢🧢🧢🧢

[@juanr7018]

He's soo lit the whole video!

[@purplepiman9821]

try the spiked yerba mate plssss

[@usherskool]

try goose island bourbon county stout!

[@Savantrovert]

I wish Khlav Kalash existed so PVIII could review it for us. Probably as good as Crab Juice

[@chadwickmyers3285]

Damn 9 pack samplers on sale in AZ (9 12 oz cans 3 flavors) for $5.99 so currently a cheap way to catch a buzz. I have seen the same packs go for as much at 15 bucks.

[@Xktree72]

Didn't know who Travis Scott was, I actually thought he was an X-game guy or something. I looked him up and clicked on one of his "songs"... that's 60 seconds I'll never get back...

[@nappa0582]

R.I.P. those 60 seconds. A moment of silence.

[@Xktree72]

@@nappa0582 😔🙏

[@Xktree72]

@Sakurr The first one that came up was called goosebumps. I'm old, I grew up with Run DMC, Dr. Dre, Snoop, Tupac, Notorious BIG...80's and 90's stuff. I've never liked the mumble stuff.

[@Xktree72]

@Sakurr So I just looked up some older stuff- Rodeo has some good stuff, and an even older song Mamacita from 2014 was good. Thanks for educating me! You're never too old to learn something.

[@Xktree72]

@Sakurr Thanks 👍

[@ST-rx1vw]

Try Underberg Natural Herb Bitters.

[@ngkos17]

Can you please please please please please review Surströmming ?

[@joeblyth2]

Your videos make my day, PV3. Sorry about Abby, the way I see it she lost you in the divorce, not the other way around.

[@whatthefnousernames]

I'll try one out!

[@trentphillips273]

You should do Happy Dad hard seltzer

[@mikenelson1387]

What about skin marks?

[@chaseman94]

You should definitely review Hennessey or if you can find someone in the states that's selling Hennessey Pure White.

[@TheeCourier]

Did anyone else see the Laurel Road student loan ad? I think PV3 was acting in it.

[@jactuscack6196]

Thank you.

[@SpasticToast]

If you like seltzers try Fruit Smash, shout out to Chad and JT on yt for opening my eyes to it.

[@dejuanjoynes469]

It was Cinco de Mayo I was off the variety pack each 1 fire but I went to jail nuff said go buy some

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

It’s the quenchiest!

[@mathewwadsworth3015]

Videos that didn't age so well

[@magic2174]

gun to my head i couldnt tell you who travis scott is other than he had a meal at mcdonalds.

[@ChrisLaFlame666]

That moment when I have 'La Flame tattooed on the inside of My lip😂 IT'S LIT!

[@0_O_0001]

I really want to see bloopers.

[@manygameboi8277]

wow good vid bro

[@jayburditt9184]

I work at a liqour store and the company that owns this drink way over produced and so they are now essentially selling it at a loss.

[@TheFlyingPLiner]

Anheuser Busch owns Cacti and they are definitely not selling this at a loss it is quite expensive.

[@alpine7313]

“Maybe it’s in reference to the cacti” Yeah, that’d be why

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

So Prescott, say Dean put one of his many guns to your head and asked you if you'd rather be forced to chug a tumbler full of Topo Chico Mango Hard Seltzer or hold a mouthful of Malort for an entire day, which would you choose?

[@TheRealVandpistolen]

This guy is something

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

Also goes well with the negligent homicide

[@foxman150]

I was the 15th like! PV3 nation baby!

[@brightnorris8572]

review Happy Dad seltzer its the one that Nelk Boys made do all the flavors

[@dumbbellenjoyer]

Have you thought of making and tasting a cocktail you call "The Vanmeyer Prescott"? Harrison Prescott cocktail? Also, goto a Japanese supermarket and get a chu-hi or strong zero!

[@Killajk123a]

I wanna know who's disliking his videos. Show your selves and your reasonings

[@concretecubes]

He's both confident and insecure, what a strong combo.

[@TheB33rgut]

Is it bad that i had to google travis scott?

[@TBendez]

"FACK NO". 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrismccormick7042]

I feel a little Jim (the office) Vibe from this guy Could you just have the First sip then do as you normally do

[@nobodyspecial91]

PV3 how about some HopTea, save your liver, I recommend the really hoppy one.

[@nickmaxwell3478]

All the seltzers suck. Have you tried CoCo Vodka? Like the only seltzer I liked

[@stilgar2007]

I have no idea who Travis Scott is, feel old.

[@stndunnam]

before this i didnt know cacti was travis scotts lmao