Trials Fusion - Political Pillocks!

[@KoMasser75]

U.S.: "Hey were going to war, Britain you coming" Britain: "Uh, yeah" As told by Smith

[@AnInocentBystander12]

Born too late to explore the Earth Born too early to explore the Galaxy Born just in time to browse Dank Memes

[@smiley9328]

Even when we colonize Mars there's gonna be a meme ratlin around the universe somewhere!

[@smiley9328]

+enephesti 'our planet when we didn't know how to clone'

[@MCgunnerdude]

+Smexican dank meme's on hilary's twitter

[@AnInocentBystander12]

Better then Hillary's dank memes

[@louiseshaddix2341]

Born too late to explore the Earth Born too early to explore the Galaxy Born just in time for the eu race war

[@The-Real-Term]

It's mind boggling how Sjin and Duncan each have nearly 2 million subs but Hat Films has 800k....

[@_syntaxera_]

+Term Sjin's is interesting, but Duncan has a lot of the multiplayer things like Pulsar, GTAV, To The Core etc. so it's not that surprising a wide range of people, and people who don't actually like him even would sub to him.

[@Homerheadbanger]

Yet look at the videos view count. Roughly the same as hatfilms videos.

[@Kahandran]

Sjin is my favorite KZbinr, I subbed for his Let's Builds originally. But yeah Hat Films deserves way more suberoonies

[@ewanrobertson9524]

+Term subs are often irrelevant because a lot of them don't watch the videos at all.

[@colette4650]

+Term The thing I've noticed is that Sjin and Duncan both tend to have series-based content, which usually has an overarching storyline. When the Hats were doing most of their growth, they were doing the same thing with their various Minecraft series. Now, however, they just cycle through the same five or so games, and (from my experience), most people just listen to in a sort of podcast manner because they tend to talk more about things unrelated to what's happening on the screen. Story-based things are just more engaging, which is why everyone loves a good Minecraft series.

[@jblazingame]

ACTUALLY Bernie is from Vermont THANK YOU

[@Rust91]

He's from Brooklyn, he's just a senator for Vermont.

[@TheFreshQuince]

Lol

[@onomatopoeia162003]

+Mike Gallino yeah born there.

[@arthurferridge9446]

Feel the bern 2k16

[@wewlad167]

+Arthur Ferridge feel the on welfare till forty 2k16

[@RobertAustinMusic]

I like to believe that at the end of each week, the boys reward each other for another week of consistent uploads by getting a bath together.

[@douglaslawrie3449]

In Australia, it's illegal to not vote

[@obarium]

+Douglas Lawrie That must explain the high turnover of Prime Ministers you guys have had over the past few years.

[@TheFreshQuince]

You can turn up and then put in the ballot that you don't want to vote I think? And then it gets recorded. It's a ball ache but for democracy on the whole it's a good thing as there is more legitimacy with a High turnout.

[@jeremysheather6176]

+Z a c I've never heard of that before... the only legitimate excuse I've ever heard of before is conscientious objection, and the friends I have who have gone down that route say they don't have to show up at all.

[@FreshlyBakedLePain]

+Douglas Lawrie Something like 98% of the population votes - so the worst politicians in Australia are comparable to a moderate republican in America.

[@FreshlyBakedLePain]

+obarium Does that stuff ever get in the news outside Australia?

[@ザカリー-s5v]

"Born too late to explore the Earth; born too early to explore the universe." dat shits deep

[@themoistoyster3015]

+Zach McGough 'But born just in time to explore dank memes.'

[@themoistoyster3015]

+Zach McGough By the way, it's already a meme.

[@Zwooxy]

+Zach McGough Born just in time to explore the internet, though. And doesn't that make it all worth it in the end? I'm personally glad I could live through and experience the rise of the internet. Aren't we born in time to explore the universe, anyway? We're finding black holes and new planets "all" the time. There even is vast unexplored areas of the sea left as well. Honestly, I would argue that we're born in time to explore the Earth, universe and internet all at the same time. And who knows what else will happen in the next 60 years I'm statistically likely to live for. It's all about the outlook you have.

[@calemaceanruig8010]

"i'm just a bit sad mate that we were y'know, born too late to explore the earth mate, born too early to explore the universe. We're gonna fuckin' die mate. Bored, bored and in Greg's eatin a steak slice" - Alex Smith

[@Helldhaz]

LOL at Trott voting for Nick Clegg that one time, I thought he was meant to be the smart one.

[@Postmanton]

Oh my god guys! Don't talk about politics unless it reflects my own personal views!

[@ranyartolias2613]

+Antony Taylor YEAH! People who disagree with me ... that's basically hate speech! I... am... so... TRIGGERED!!!!1!! ;)

[@Postmanton]

+Antony Taylor Ah, now scroll down and watch as the stupid sweeping generalisations start to blossom.

[@lgreenberg20]

+Antony Taylor I have been watching Trump for a while. There is nothing scary about him or his policies, all which try to preserve our country. This includes right to bear arms, secure borders that are letting in tens of millions of illegal immigrants, taxing imports from japan and china which are not currently taxed, and fighting terrorism in the mideast. Vote Trump 2016

[@Postmanton]

+eltsdim I don't seem to recall mentioning Trump at all, but okay.

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

@@lgreenberg20 how you feel now?

[@rootentootenbluebucko25]

Deadpool ruffly said: Have you ever seen an handless, single footed guy enter an ass kicking contest?

[@rootentootenbluebucko25]

*roughly

[@liquidsoap89]

+Khorne the Blood God All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.

[@TrickyDickie]

Now that's checkmate

[@lel2044]

and when he had both arms broken he says " all dinosaurs feared the t rex"

[@rootentootenbluebucko25]

liquidsoap89 That was it! Thanks.

[@coysgub5599]

smith you are a legend.

[@tartarus3501]

>mfw smith thought mfw started on reddit. >2015+1-5+3+2 >being this new Not even once

[@Megabobster]

This comment is probably never gonna be seen but I really enjoyed this episode's more serious tone. Don't ever feel like you're typecast to only be comedy if you guys ever tire of it or if something else comes up naturally in conversation (like this episode).

[@Helldhaz]

+Megabobster They're "typecast" to whatever they read on Reddit just before recording.

[@ultraszgb]

Born to late to explore Earth, born to soon to explore galaxy, born just in time to browse dark memes.

[@halguy808]

Too late to explore the world, too early to explore the universe, just in time to explore dank memes.

[@iLightless]

Beautifully said my dude

[@samuelcoffin8684]

I literally come here to here the rambles of 3 crazy people

[@cowapingu]

I love the episodes where you guys are just talking, it feels so natural

[@mistermaned]

Urr ACTUALLY, the Council of Europe is separate from the EU, also it's based in Strasbourg, not Brussels, THANK YOU.

[@Postmanton]

+mistermaned He probably meant The European Council

[@apimyfriend]

+Antony Taylor Aren't they the same thing??

[@Postmanton]

+Greg Metcalfe That's the Parliament.

[@Postmanton]

+apimyfriend The European Council is an EU institution, The Council of Europe is not.

[@apimyfriend]

Antony Taylor Oh alright mr. I love studying social studies

[@bbsuffering]

That thumbnail made my day.

[@persijnpersijn]

I would love to see this format in space engineers: Just them talking while fighting of space pirates and building spaceships , and forgetting to refil there oxygen.

[@BrendanGeormer]

The reason Trump mentioned the hand thing was because Rubio (another candidate) insulted him in that manner

[@JustinRSoles]

+Brendan Geormer Still a ridiculous, irrelevant and incredibly childish point to bring up during a political debate though.

[@BrendanGeormer]

Jack Roche No question about it, but I still feel it should be stated

[@JustinRSoles]

+Brendan Geormer It made me cringe. How anyone could take that man seriously is beyond me. The fact that he could become one of the most powerful men in the world is just plain scary.

[@Joel2Million]

+Jack Roche I still think Rubio i worse for his original comment of "Trump has small hands, and you know what they say about men with small hand? You can't trust them" since he's a serious candidate too it scares me.

[@mookiecookie44]

These guys knows more about American politics than probably 75% of Americans. And that's pretty sad.

[@matiastorres1510]

That's incorrect. I may agree with most of their statements but making a retarded comment like this sort if kills it.

[@SeanBot3000]

+Vastator the majority of americans dont look into politics, they choose their candidate and roll with it regardless of what their policies actually are.

[@The04Project]

Ha that's so true

[@jacklezone6557]

I said practically the same thing

[@andu1213]

Alsmiffy was off on the EU thing on one single topic - free trade and movement of labor - that has to do with the EEA (European Economic Area), of which Norway and Switzerland are also members of, and the membership of EEA is the thing that conditions fees to the EU. Being in the EU means that you have a say in the way that the EEA is run, while being a simple EEA member means that you have access to the market, but have to abide everything that is decided on EU level.

[@o0JizZleMAliZzlE0o]

The only part of this that upset me was that you guys don't vote

[@sailorbears]

hey did you guys know ted cruz is the zodiac killer

[@camera_bxtch]

+Kaleigh Nah he's the origami killer

[@ltzoidberg1]

Daaamn Alex back at it again with the spurious politics

[@wug876]

Just from the thumbnail, I'm guessing the comments are going to get pretty wild pretty fast... Best stand back.

[@maxjenner7812]

That Thumbnail, perfection

[@Gnorfus]

3:12 why was there a like super hard cut?

[@xPRESTOMAGICx]

+Martina Granström I feel like whenever they makes those sorts of cuts there was some sort of interruption or they said something extremely awful, even for this audience.

[@hamishwoodland7424]

+Martina Granström Yeh I don't get what happened, they skipped to like 3 tracks in judging by the points

[@Gnorfus]

Presto Magic nothing is to bad for my ears😂

[@Bidmartinlo]

The more you know about politics and voting; the more you realize how little your vote matters.

[@caveofskarzs1544]

+Bidmartinlo The less you vote, the more equally responsible you are for allowing bad people to gain power.

[@GEM4sta]

+Cave of Skarzs No election has ever been decided by a single vote.

[@caveofskarzs1544]

True, but I've known enough people who have chosen not to vote that it can make a difference.

[@jasonschuler2256]

+GEM4sta An election has been decided by 10 votes before.

[@GEM4sta]

Jason Schuler Your point? Still not a single vote. The difference between me voting and me not voting is 1 single vote, not 10. That would be 10 people voting.

[@MattyFez]

Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas...

[@ZoeyStarLady]

Does anyone else actually enjoy listening to them talk about stuff more than trials?

[@BITIBbox]

Trott was referring to "Type 1 civilizations"

[@grendunderstick3024]

I seem to remember the deal with the floating cities on Venus idea was essentially that at a certain height in the atmosphere the atmospheric pressure was similar to the surface of the Earth, the gravity there is pretty similar (about 90% as strong), the temperature was equivalent to a tropical climate on Earth and the atmosphere is still thick enough at that height to shield people from cosmic rays and whatnot. Pretty neato.

[@jamo2572]

+Gren Dunderstick They were proposing it as an idea to study the Venus, but other then that it is the one of the only place's that humans can live sustainability in our solar system

[@JoeKnaggs]

I actually really liked you guys talking seriously about stuff

[@BIoknight000]

This will be a great episode i can tell

[@Nerdnumberone]

The cloud city idea is because of the density of Venus's atmosphere. Oxygen and nitrogen are less dense, if you made a big balloon full of air, it will float and you can live in it.

[@djh4min59]

The only thing you should/need to know about Donald Trump is if he gets elected, the whole world's fucked

[@ogre4375]

all the candidates are absolutely terrible, not just Trump

[@Diamondchicken1324]

If any of the candidates gets elected the worlds fucked.

[@diogoravasco6792]

if he get's elected, this whole PC bs will lose a lot of it's power. no more welcoming refugees, thinking trans are normal and gun control. Trump is honest and makes decisions based on facts. Bernie is a socialist with no backbone, and Hillary is a sket who goes around sucking off black people.

[@Lowkey-Loke]

+Hávarðr Eiríksson To be honest his rhetorics are pretty much the same that Hitler used.

[@Lowkey-Loke]

Diogo Ravasco I was talking about his rhetorics, not his politics. Basically a hateful soul living off of peoples dissatisfaction.

[@robtoe10]

#feeltheBern!

[@dietrichsonvonglanthal1214]

As a unity we explored planet earth, not as individuals.

[@SimonHDTV]

I actually learnt what SMH stands for from this video. I just unfollow anyone who uses stupid acronyms...

[@oukatsukishiro6863]

+SimonHDTV ikr? smh. annoying af tbh.

[@soloace7457]

+Katt S. lol

[@soloace7457]

am I doing it right?

[@muertosmortem9014]

If America elects Trump I'm moving planets

[@Harry101UK]

+Xavier Bradshaw I hear Venus is nice this time of year.

[@iurikon]

+Harry101UK Too bad you can't land on it.

[@m1k3y48]

Just remember: Most of us didn't vote for him. 'Election logic'

[@brandonpratten7795]

+Xavier Bradshaw Everyone says that but it's all talk no actions..

[@nikeeweston]

Agreed.

[@boooogles]

Most of the trials videos feel this way to me, they feel almost like podcasts, and it's great. I love listening to them debate and talk about many topics. It brings out my favorite side of Smith, and the only thing that puts me off about these videos, is when Ross talks. Let me get this straight, I absolutely love Ross, I think he is arguably the funniest member of Hat Films, although I've never really thought about it. However, I feel like when he speaks, it is just an interruption to the conversation that Trott and Smith are having. That's my 2 cents

[@Level1Hera]

+DonutStix22 I think that's him being the moderator, ensuring they don't get bogged down in a single topic. Remember their audience in these videos.

[@boooogles]

Level1Hera you sound like my english teacher

[@Level1Hera]

DonutStix22 I am your English teacher! Why are you watching this and not finishing that assignment I gave you?

[@boooogles]

Level1Hera The assignment was to engage in educational debates

[@Level1Hera]

DonutStix22 A+

[@BrennanBatesofCanada]

"All the Dinosaurs feared the T-Rex...." xD I died at that part when he was fighting Colossus lol

[@turpinaviation]

hahah laughed so hard at the US-Britain relationship Smithy "We are the ones making going to war ok"

[@plebdogkev606]

The line Smith was looking for could be 'Everybody loves the t-rex'

[@stephenrichards3213]

you guys need to feel the Bern

[@EvanCrow]

The thumbnail to this video is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[@Jombridge]

The difference between this series and GTA is so weird. Here they calmly talk about movies and politics but on GTA they just scream and call each other bitches. 10/10

[@pontuseriksson4533]

You guys seriously don't vote? Wow, just... wow.

[@DeltaStrata]

"Hey Hat Films, you should do a podcast!" "We do, it's called Trials Fusion."

[@NightSilver2025]

Hat chat...

[@neonscucca8987]

Smith: 'I want to be part of the EU because I think that anything we can do to maintain togetherness in Europe is important' love u sugartits

[@Jack888991]

Smith, Lewis, and Sips need to make a video of them just having a huge discussion on everything.

[@TheSilentParadox]

American politics is a clown show. I'm not sure if I should laugh at it, or cry for the future of humanity. Hopefully America slides into obscurity fast, so we don't have to worry about their inane political candidates, or seemingly brainless voter base, for much longer. Sorry smart Americans, you really have my condolences.

[@MisterOfu]

+TheSilentParadox Sadly many countries' political scenes are not much better.

[@fenrirhowls9028]

+TheSilentParadox U.S.A is the country, America is the two continents

[@BMgrid15]

+TheSilentParadox I think we have such a large population, with such a poor education system, that we cannot separate reality Television entertainment shows and real life serious issues. If they would allow us to vote by calling a toll free hotline, Kim K would be president.

[@XMysticHerox]

+Master Ofu Give examples. beecause seriosuly I dont know a single western country thats even close to being as retarded as US politics. Half the debate is about insulting each other. Its seriously as if 10 year olds are arguing.

[@5Amigos32]

+MysticHero Thats all on the right and the republican party is falling apart trump is the death throes of the republican party. Things should get better soon

[@eddiecheddr]

I haven't watched the video yet but god I love that thumbnail...

[@lemonade_standing]

Excellent commentary Smiffy

[@gruntslayer3524]

The cloud cities would be above the really dense part of the Venus atmosphere, if they were below or in the really carbon dense part, they would melt within days

[@kithsakhai]

on the Venus discussion, the atmosphere is dense enough to make it a reality... though, dealing with the tethers anchoring the balloons to the surface: they would need to resist a near constant bath in vaporized sulfuric acid...

[@roberthughs6858]

this is basically a podcast, its great

[@MysticalGamingGuys]

i started this video one moment a drop hit on a song and it was beautiful!

[@jonathanbinns3362]

All the time waiting for this video🎬🎬🎬

[@em_birch]

I felt like I was in some kind of class watching this...

[@alacnaythegreat1054]

Isn't that every hat film trials video?

[@em_birch]

Calan Pittis A good number of them seem to be that way. Still, I hate hearing about politics.

[@alacnaythegreat1054]

I love politics, but The Donald isn't politics.

[@rammo2k]

I love these kinds of videos :D

[@Nok_Sul]

+Emmy Nyan It's important though. A lot of people stay out of it or hate it but they fail to realise that it affects them.

[@ThePooba26]

smith sounds like i feel. groggy tired and sore

[@anavultus1142]

Personally, I'm hoping for Cruz.

[@olivercarter5866]

That thumbnail makes me think if we replaced Ross with Trump it wouldnt be all that bad

[@Ac0303]

anyone notice how Ross normally loses yet in the opening animation thing he always holds the trophy

[@Beechvalley]

"All the dinosaurs were afraid of the t-rex!" -Deadpool with broken wrists

[@gregorywhatley9659]

Trails is really such a time capsule isn't it?

[@tgifthegalaxyisflat751]

I like it when these guys just B.S. while stuff is happening on the screen, lol. You could just turn on a playlist with these guys on your laptop for example, then put it on the kitchn table while you're cooking lol.

[@Aeroczema]

Welcome to Trials Fusion where you can get anything from penises to politics. A surprise every time!

[@PallysalltheWay]

Smith is right, WE SHOULD STAY TOGETHER. Make sure you vote!

[@stevebuscemi5544]

Trials really did have the best thumbnails

[@Marwolaeth01]

wow, educational video today. Now I finally know what smh means!

[@ohrick7611]

Born too late to explore the Earth, Born too early to explore the universe, Born just in time to make dank memes

[@ReeferAfterDark]

Dude bernie is the most energetic dude out there you guys should know this you're on reddit all the time . You should know that hill is gonna loose

[@danielgilbert7728]

I think the concept of cloud cities on Venus was based upon the upper atmosphere is more habitable than the ground because the atmosphere is less dense so it won't be as hot

[@TheHacknor]

+Dan Gilbert It's because the upper atmosphere at the correct altitude has a similar pressure to Earth's at ground level, which is a huge plus compared to the Moon and Mars. The average temperature at that altitude could be best described as unpleasant for most humans but not impossible to live in. The thick atmosphere also provides much better protection from radiation despite being closer to the sun. So all in all it's ironically the best place to live other than Earth at the moment and mostly only requires technology that we have basically been using for more than half a century. Acid rain and building a floating city is kind of the shitty side of doing it.

[@griffadev]

Bet tomorrow will be just as political with House of Cards chat

[@chrisearle3801]

Woop Woop new trials vid!

[@noddler217]

Sod the steak slice, steak and cheese is where it's at for Greggs

[@MichaelUrocyon]

What's sad is these guys understand politics better than Trump or any of his supporters.

[@HelenaOfDetroit]

+MichaelUrocyon yea, but so does a crayon

[@MichaelUrocyon]

FlipFlopGaming Well, I mean that's a given. I just felt like that fact was out of context for the video.

[@HelenaOfDetroit]

lol, just a joke man ... just a joke

[@MichaelUrocyon]

FlipFlopGaming Wait, I'm confused. When did this stop being a joke? XD

[@MasonBryant]

+MichaelUrocyon another politically ignorant comment

[@onomatopoeia162003]

Or I heard she could go for Juilan Castro from TX

[@missunderstoodmaniac]

I love you guys

[@Zync_]

Am I the only person who loved Trott's accidental flip at 14 minutes in..

[@martinteel]

my issue with the ghost busters is the way it was sold. All the promotions seemed to focus on "all female cast!#@#$!!" instead of great story, effects, or performance that happens to have an all female cast.

[@kianward58]

Same with me it seems like thats the only idea the film makers had when making it

[@louisgraham794]

Smithy says with the deadest voice ever "that was really funny"

[@PacTheOne]

Love the politics and more mature content lads

[@HeartofAiur]

+PacTheOne Except there is no dialogue, there is all of them agreeing on one being left wing. That is boring, especially if you disagree with their views. If you agree with their views sure it's probably great.

[@AmamMcMam]

Hat films remind me so much of The Lonely Island haha.

[@BigHauseUnderscore]

Let's be honest we watch Trials videos from Hat Films for the banter...

[@kyotodream7135]

I love hearing your guys' opinions on the world, and I'm sorry my country's insane politics impale your news. I usually watch British news just to get away from our political news. Also, I love this quote you guys said. "Born too late to explore Earth; born too early to explore the universe." This is one of my favorite Trials videos, these always feel like great podcasts with stuff to watch while you guys talk. Keep up the good work as usual!

[@Dutub2000]

Come on, no one is watching Trials for the gameplay. It's purely for the sometimes hideously misinformed ramblings. On a serious note though. If you are allowed to vote, you should. No matter which country you live in.

[@TheOdd]

So we've had science with Hat Films and now politics with Hat Films, what's next?

[@hughcopson1799]

Probably philosophy, I'd love to hear what Smiff's philosophy is.

[@christmas83]

+Hugh Copson Errr, actually, they did philosophy in the fusion series already. See 'Free Will-ee', Thank you.

[@hughcopson1799]

Anon ymous uuuur I'm afraid I missed that particular episode although I shall make sure to rectify this immediately. Thenk you.

[@thetruebonds]

Have they played a Civ V series? They could do 100% accurate history with hat films

[@youfool7696]

Born too late to explore the universe, born too early to explore the universe, born just in time to explore dank memes.

[@Khronogi]

+Ace Saddlebum Born too early to understand them :(

[@tomhaywood7159]

Born too late to explore the earth, too early to explore the universe. Born just in time to explore dank memes with Hillary.

[@cleary1492]

there was 1minute taken out at 2.40 :(

[@scr3aming3agle83]

im a republican but if i had to pick bernie ir hillary as president, id pick bernie and put hillary in a stockade

[@ethangilmore6869]

I base all my political opinions and decisions on this series.

[@ghostisblack]

i thought of gravity rush when u mentioned cloud cities

[@TheSilverOrn]

Yay, Ross had the same opinion on the Ghostbusters trailer.

[@alyssasheldon5577]

So weird hearing other countries talking about and following American politics. Im going to be so much more embarrassed to be American of trump wins now.

[@VividBagels]

ikr

[@jasonschuler2256]

+Alyssa Sheldon Why is it weird? I'm American and I actively follow other countries' leaders and politics and discuss them with my friends.

[@CriKnight]

+Alyssa Sheldon Why is Trump so bad?

[@kieran6417]

+Jason Schuler then you're weird duh XD

[@dwhoker8284]

+sunday Dbag For a lot reasons, mainly because he's crazy, he would be a terrible president but alot of people want to vote for him because he's entertaining and promises things that sound like they would make a big difference.