Triggerfish Attack

[@Lincolnlogsoff]

"You can't film here this is private property" is the vibe this fish is giving off

[@edgekushed2551]

Very karen vibez

[@guythatlikesbananas6293]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYrccoZrd8qIacU

[@cobusbrits2]

Wonder what triggered him off?

[@Lincolnlogsoff]

@@cobusbrits2 touche

[@hugothomas1199]

Yep

[@gardenandthewild9492]

*Diver innocently filming a turtle eating lunch* Fish: " Peace was never an option."

[@jinorelova]

Fish: "So you have chosen.. death."

[@김승훈-c7p]

@@jinorelovaFish ; go fight to the death..hehehe

[@seabreeze6307]

Fish: " Don't touch my babies!"

[@bellababygirl1356]

🤣

[@Ronin-bt1fj]

🤣

[@efethecaptain6]

"i've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you"

[@nighthawkcm8872]

Triggerfish goes away: hmmm, must’ve been the wind.

[@nickclemitus4598]

This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!

[@codylujan]

*oblivion battle music* YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME. ALL FLASH AND NO FURY*

[@alvinvalentino5797]

I missed oblivion

[@luciano8528]

@@nighthawkcm8872 the Oblivion background music played in my mind as I read what you said.

[@artist81317]

For those who don’t know triggerfish have a bite strong enough to easily disassemble lobsters. So it’s like trying to swim away from a fish sized hole puncher, so it’s way more scary than it seems.

[@Bvetrayed]

Aren't they poisonous to?

[@Dimitriterrorman]

truth be told you can also break a lobsters shell with your arm if you squeeze

[@ligondesenuts769]

@@Bvetrayed No but eating them might give you ciguatera poisoning

[@nomoneyforpivo]

@@Bvetrayedthey can infection you with bacteria with just a small bite

[@RedSquirrelHunter]

@@Bvetrayed venomous

[@museaustin]

That fish released its inner shark, only problem was size. His heart was there, I rate the attack a 6/10

[@AP-23]

Mans gave it his all and you only gave him a 6/10 tuff

[@yeetusmann1796]

*Dude it can be much bigger* Take it from a wild caught majestic angelfish

[@catiku5969]

Sharks aren't normally aggressive. They are just big and have lots of teeth so they get a bad rap. Cows kill more people than sharks.

[@museaustin]

@@catiku5969 it was a joke

[@VineFynn]

Description says they're toothy

[@vitaliyjuterbog8912]

Triggered Fish: "Your fins, camera, and regulator, give them to me."

[@konnosx1213]

"What? Still here? Hand them over"

[@pedrosoandrew]

"You forgot to say please."

[@kushopulos9247]

"Triggered fish" lmfao

[@ElBatidos]

@@konnosx1213 " For my lady’s Nation Geographic documentary "

[@iamvvonderboy]

Did anyone else hear this comment as Bane?

[@jademoth1626]

Idk why I imagine that fish having an Australian accent repeatedly screaming “fxck off!”

[@rachelg9873]

I watched it again after reading your comment. Had a good laugh. Ty

[@iidentifyasvaccinated8877]

We would of shanked the fooker

[@bulbulitobayagbagan9633]

This should be a meme lol

[@RecklessGenesis]

you forgot MATE , Fuck off Mate !

[@jademoth1626]

@@bulbulitobayagbagan9633 Ozzy Man Reviews would kill this XD

[@fiendgod1399]

He's been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

[@pacificklaus8189]

I will simply answer his phone call the next time.

[@iWh15tl3]

You're going to have it really bad in hell pal...i guarantee you.

[@bonniecreevy2642]

Lol

[@askingguess2301]

“You pulled up to the wrong reef fool!”

[@lackpoop3598]

What is this a California fish?

[@davidmc1489]

Must rename to Mr. T fish.....pitty the fool who come down to my reef

[@earlanofficial1]

"e-e-ey ey chill it's me chill! "

[@Diskillfr]

it's cool and all when the fish tries to attack me till I pull out a hunting knife and fille it.

[@ImTrippy25]

@@earlanofficial1 i love you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stealthguy7249]

he wasn’t even hungry or defending anything he was just tryna start something

[@lucylacroix9970]

I guess you could say he was triggered....

[@ashleyjohnson9651]

If you wanted some fun fish facts, that's actually an adult female and she is protecting her eggs. Pretty cool that fish can have such strong parental responses

[@tpnphoenix3367]

@@ashleyjohnson9651 they dare stand up to us humans those mere mortals

[@Solyssey]

Description says otherwise

[@AG.Floats]

Looks like nesting behavior probably protecting his bbs

[@luke_nekoneko3131]

For a hot second i thought that tumbnail was just him punching the living ocean out of that fish

[@ainsleyharriot6060]

Yes

[@theparrishshow9803]

Same

[@An_Lei_Laoshi]

Sea Platinum.

[@krakenmaster2743]

Funny

[@BlockWorks]

Who said the FISH was attacking?

[@red2977]

Yea I've seen these around while diving. One of the few things in the ocean that worry me. Kicking away with fins out and going horizontal instead of vertical as the diver did here is the way to go. Triggerfish view their territory as a cone so the cone is narrowest at the bottom near their home and as you go up higher in the water the cone expands out further.

[@pacificklaus8189]

Exactly! there is also a longer explainer video on my channel detailing that, please check it out. The odd thing with this fish was that it kept going after me even though I swam away horizontally.

[@thepumpkin3203]

@@pacificklaus8189 it was just particularly mad at *you* in particular.

[@vinithadsouza2351]

Crazy... while snorkelling I saw a titan trigger fish Today in Maldives, he was feeding, i approached him slowly. He gave a good look at me and the. Swam away

[@israelgalette2120]

They are also called humuhumunukanuka'apa.

[@susanparry4098]

​@thepumpkin3203 how did you get the thick black wrighting?

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

The triggerfish is the embodiment of *"Get off my lawn"*

[@lazarustaxon7775]

Fancy seeing you here.

[@bawlstars7857]

Get out of my swamp*

[@williamgrimberg2510]

That’s funny because I had the same thing happen to me snorkeling off the Island Moorea . That little sucker got me with some hard nips to my legs that surprised me at first . Then it kept coming at me and I had to fend it off for about 10 yards, and then it went back to where it all started. After talking to a local , it turns out the trigger fish can be very territorial.

[@bonda_racing3579]

Yo primo we meet again!

[@EricTheActor805]

I see you everywhere

[@talleywa5772]

"we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

[@smeeizme2500]

Like bitch I don’t even have a car

[@mrivera3046]

No escape😭

[@Rebecca-asdf]

Haha

[@thenthson]

And my cars warranty concerns me because?

[@Erica-fi6vm]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@renocicchi7346]

You: peacefully watching turtle Fish: 👊🧿👄🧿

[@alchemxstxavier5225]

lmao :D

[@Dell-ol6hb]

And so I started biting

[@daveyhasstuffs7720]

H E L O

[@Esskroe]

You ever throw hands with a fish?

[@BlackWolf62633]

Kfddjlkfgjljfdfjllkgdddgds 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😝

[@The_Grim_Rose]

These are the fishes that Mario warned us about when we were kids.

[@HDitzzDH]

Imagine something nibbling on your fin, you turn around expecting it to be a small fish and a huge great white is right in front of you.

[@lalafuentes7392]

😩😭😭😭

[@liamkavanagh5168]

This made me think of Finding Nemo, when Bruce first appears: "Ello"

[@Viper-0926]

Oh hell no

[@BroodierLily296]

OH SHI-

[@happykiwi]

"Friends are food, not fish"

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

These things are no joke, they are quite aggressive. If we had these, Canada geese, and honey badgers in our military, we'd be unstoppable

[@bananagod5530]

Thx for the Info Kim.

[@user-yc8jr8qh9l]

Lol

[@ebeb516]

You forgot wild turkeys 🦃

[@user-yc8jr8qh9l]

@@ebeb516 ah yes

[@phmeeeeeeeee]

You also forgot about the Australian Emu

[@jamesc1496]

Fish: “sir sir sir! I’m here to talk about your extended car warranty!”

[@bomberuzi3536]

U beat me to it by 6 days

[@lvilla968]

This had me rolling 🤣

[@SoloEcho]

Fish world: fish; "just another day @7/11. .".

[@MrJiohn2011]

Lmao!!!

[@UnholyWrath3277]

*knock* "have you heard of our lord and savior jesus christ?"

[@senortentaculos8212]

“There are multiple leviathan level life forms in your area. Are you sure what you’re doing is worth it?”

[@surferdude8086]

That legless, armless 3lb fish showed you who's boss. 😂

[@Scrap5000]

You've seen their teeth, right? Naaaasty

[@wizardbrick2541]

It’s not like he’s gonna start throwing hands any the fish

[@warwickwallace2699]

They can have a nasty bite 😅

[@CriticalRoleHighlights]

Triggerfish can do some real damage to a human because of their teeth. The reason for the attack was the diver swam through its territory. It was protecting its eggs. He did do the right thing, though. Swimming horizontally takes you out of its territory while swimming upward will only result in the Triggerfish attacking you even more fiercely since its territory goes vertically from the bottom to the surface.

[@Scrap5000]

Also, their skin is SUPER tough. Like, when you catch some, and you're cleaning them, you try cutting through it with a knife and you stand there with your jaw on the floor in amazement at how unbelievably hard it is to try to cut through it. Like rawhide leather mixed with Kevlar.

[@crispy6311]

I bet you were a wildly huge confidence booster for that fish after this encounter.

[@purplehaze2358]

He’s going to attack a shark one day because of this.

[@Steve.._.]

@@purplehaze2358 too bad we won’t have that video 😂

[@ibrahimaldossary3292]

Actually there’s a video of triggerfish attacking a thresher shark

[@LucosDiCampos]

Fun fact: titan triggerfish (species shown in the video) is the largest triggerfish out there and is known to be territorial, especially so during summer when it’s baby season

[@eros5420]

What about the greatest trigger fish?

[@Smarty_Plants]

Stone triggerfish is bigger

[@svenmorgenstern9506]

And just a mite testy from the looks of things. Don't know about titans, but the ones around here are pretty tasty. 👍

[@gabez6395]

fun fact: the triggerfish is also called the humuhumunukunukuapua’a

[@cordongrouch9323]

@@gabez6395 That is a Queen Triggerfish.

[@drxym]

I remember going diving in Thailand and they warned us to swim sideways, not up from trigger fish since they basically treated their territory as a cone going up from the floor, so swimming up, or even up and sideways wasn't going to help at all.

[@pacificklaus8189]

True, but in my case here even swimming sideways only calmed the fish down after quite some time.

[@TASKConfusion911]

Diver: * Films Turtle eating lunch * Trigger Fish: “And I took that personally”

[@iliaadamanthark8336]

You will be like that too if someone suddenly enter your coral reef without permission.

[@spandexspleen]

He had a crush on that turtle and didn't want her get filmed by some other guy

[@warbossonxy]

why does every single youtube video have the same 5 jokes as the top comments?

[@ethanm3480]

@@warbossonxy fax

[@dylanmcshane9976]

Me: Reading Comments Also me: Seeing the same joke made for over a year.

[@lalande3322]

Diver: ' Records sea turtle peacefully ' Triggerfish: *And I took that Personally.*

[@reilley7734]

trigger* :)

[@xandan1668]

Tiger fish are fresh water fish.

[@lalande3322]

@@reilley7734 Idk why i read it as tiger 😅

[@jeromesuarez5293]

Your pfp is very nostalgic

[@user-hl8wz4gk9s]

@@lalande3322 same

[@morganasaccount9701]

Diver: *Filming a peaceful turtle eating* Triggerfish: *T R I G G E R E D*

[@BuzzingPlants]

Lol

[@neonotterpop2528]

Sitcom mp3 plays

[@mirshitin1775]

It is in its name after all...

[@momega7189]

Dead meme

[@lolzant397]

T I G G E R E D

[@Quino78]

The same thing happened to me a few years ago, I reacted exactly as you and it kept following me a bit longer tough. That was scary. I’m glad you got in on video.

[@taugehbeanz0789]

Karen in the sea be like Sir, do you have permit to record turtle?

[@pacificklaus8189]

Hehe.

[@daniellee4807]

Jesus christ this is a great comment lmao

[@morganpriest7726]

You got a license for that?!

[@lj0309]

😂😂😂😂

[@mfcannoncannon4597]

Lol

[@WeGottaGrowUp]

“You may not fast travel while engaged in combat”

[@deafmusician2]

And now we know why

[@emanuelortega819]

*enemies nearby

[@michaelbuchanan8047]

Damn you Bethesda!

[@danmclean7375]

☝️🤣best.comment.🏆🏆🏆

[@RennieAsh]

There are bandits nearby. Adventurer, you must kill all the bandits before you can rescue me!

[@powercloud9610]

That fish was tryna fight you lol.

[@chrischris1058]

Eat she have nasty teeth

[@AFishBicycle]

Angry fish boi is finna fight

[@EpIkYrIgMeNoS7]

Yeah you dont mess with ballas territory lol

[@howzit9397]

He got that eye of a trigger his name must be rocky

[@kraftpunk5947]

@@EpIkYrIgMeNoS7 Fuck the ballas. GSF for life.

[@KS-nm6rt]

This brings back memories of Koh Tao in 2006. The pistol hand sign pops up in my memory as well as the "swim away with your fins towards the trigger fish" advice from my diving instructor, Van Duffel, who had a big trigger fish related scar on his forehead :) Ahhhh these were the times...

[@pacificklaus8189]

Yes, fins towards the trigger, keeping it in your view, and swimming horizontally, not up. Can still be a bit of a scare.

[@LupusAdNoctem]

See, the problem with these young fish nowadays is they don't know what it feels like to get punched in the face.

[@Flarflenugen]

With your help we can fix that. For just $5, you can help us punch a fish. And for another $5, we will send you a video of the fish you helped punch.

[@neinneinnein379]

Fred Fred Burger DEAL

[@xg3m1n1xX]

@@Flarflenugen I don't have money but are you taking volunteer fish punchers?

[@Jamoyurr]

It's all fun and game until you get ganged up on my like 15 to 20 of them and then they mess up your equipment and you start to drown underwater

[@mrnom5763]

@@Flarflenugen ... Everytime I punch underwater it always feels like there's no force

[@LittleParade_]

Turtle: chillin' Diver: vibin' Triggerfish: I'm about to rain down a world of hurt

[@bingbongdingdong867]

"I'm about to end this man's career"

[@verdetetto1814]

Triggerfish : This world shall know pain

[@5inchdude697]

@@verdetetto1814 "This world shall know fin"

[@verdetetto1814]

@@5inchdude697 triggerfish : This world shall know how triggered i am

[@MrTmmyh]

Fish woke up and chose violence

[@hunglao960]

Diver: look at this cool turtle having its lunch! Fish: *and I took that personally*

[@puckerupbuttercupcomputer6032]

Lmfaooo

[@shademan6496]

Ahhha

[@kylethedestroyer1117]

I guess they were born that way

[@rivaldihartanto4046]

That's MJ's Fish

[@aminamin-ti2jr]

@@shademan6496 ulo rx,x,zZv,f

[@candelaamestoy2209]

The look of determination on it's face lol

[@kimchunin9818]

"Don’t trigger the triggerfish" -Sun Tzu.

[@Uknee-grow]

*"Triggerfish" nice name*

[@obitoxshinobi8978]

lmao ur pic

[@SuZull]

Ayyy

[@Electric_Crystals]

Ho Lee Fuk that was funny..

[@jpaulgettyproductions]

“Imma come back here with a different thing with a trigger and we’ll see how tough you are then!”

[@xandan1668]

Plor twist: its the fish saying that.

[@guythatlikesbananas6293]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYrccoZrd8qIacU

[@ObtuseAcute1]

@@guythatlikesbananas6293 gold

[@CodeKirby]

*water gun :D*

[@edengamez1816]

I thought there were just really playful so I decided to get close to them but instead they bit my toe ;-;

[@blackstag9366]

Fucking lol!

[@justcruz8809]

I think they can break ur camera if u record one or if it’s sting enough

[@marcoandriani1012]

Zipper Mommy they Bit my fathers toes😂😂

[@jessicahill6418]

@@blackstag9366 lmao at that comment l

[@AndrewGuns]

Haha

[@beyondviolet]

I like how you can clearly hear him swearing afterwards

[@DoThis15]

When I was swimming a baby trigger fish literally bit my toe, *A FUCKING BABY*

[@davidndounou]

@@GhostInTheShell888 i too would recommend a decent slap. it's not too late either

[@robertthekingofmars499]

Give him a very strong slap or he will become a spoiled fish that just sits and smokes weed while his parents do everything

[@mercykondenar9374]

These comments are amazing.

[@donkeykong6426]

@@robertthekingofmars499 what for everything???

[@Selsmittenxo]

Guess you could say it was-triggered

[@left0vers30]

Fish: YOU’RE GONNA BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES

[@pacificklaus8189]

Haha!

[@NotASpyPootis]

so basically it wanted to get laid by him?

[@nerathechildoflight9974]

@@NotASpyPootis NOOO IT MEANS HE WAS GONNA GET KILLED NOOOO

[@SamAx57]

fish: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOO

[@viciousKev]

@@SamAx57 wrong hood, diveboy

[@Archie4Sure]

“It must have been near its nest” **my brain imaging a fish living in a nest of sticks and leaves**

[@Movetheproduct]

Dumb

[@Archie4Sure]

@@Movetheproduct thank you

[@KalabDark]

A triggerfish next looks like a shallow depression in the sea floor. they move a few rocks around. They are pretty easy to miss.

[@mairendungon1735]

Hahahahha

[@nostralgia3203]

lol

[@metalgeared5]

Diver minding his own business and filming a turtle, also his screen pops “Duel accepted”.

[@RayMak]

Such a peaceful turtle...but the fish on the other hand...

[@ShadeShake]

Finally, one of your comments without any likes.

[@KungFuGrievous]

Ray Mak

[@the13mt40]

Stfu

[@fernandorodriguez876]

Stfu dork

[@molossuspraetor]

please stop

[@pavel_tin]

Him: filming turtle eating Tigerfish: And I took that personally

[@ryankumar7935]

Best comment

[@chickennumgit1055]

*trigger

[@chr0min0id]

Diver: **filming** Titan Trigger: *”Hippity hoppity get off my property”*

[@enderfury-3639]

The geese of the sea

[@Yroko]

Sounds like a necron from warhammer 40k. Get off my lawn

[@mwoantwan3871]

Are they dangerous?

[@enderfury-3639]

@@mwoantwan3871 sort of but not really

[@chr0min0id]

@@mwoantwan3871 this question has some mixed answers for me. Yes, they can cause serious bites and gashes to equipment and yourself. And no, they don’t eat humans and they only attack as a defensive tactic to keep predators away from their nests. So all you need to do is just avoid the presence of them all together if you wanna save some bucks and dignity lol.

[@tundraroo8554]

aside from the triggerfish attack, i find it really cool how the turtle has three bottom feeders on its back, coexistence is fun to watch

[@pacificklaus8189]

Yes, remoras/sharksuckers, highly curious fish, they often stick to manta rays or sharks too.

[@masonstriley3966]

Its scary how he didn’t realize something on him until it grabbed

[@triangulumpubg6295]

Yea like how tf he didnt heard the coming footsteps?

[@yumenatomi1898]

@@triangulumpubg6295 ikr

[@shitass7389]

This has to be the most poorly thought out thing I’ve ever read lmao

[@travismaclennan9368]

I think the person means it's scary how you have to be aware from all angles in the sea, and the infinite number of threats

[@jaydingleberrydaquaviousbi6023]

I'm your 100th like

[@Zost.]

**pulls out a harpoon gun** Fish: I'd like to apologize.

[@PatrickRatman]

Fish, like most animals, don't understand that guns are dangerous. you're not going to scare a bear away by just pointing your gun at it anymore than you would scare this crazy fxer away by pointing a speargun at it.

[@Bruxton]

The damn thing wouldn't care trust me I speak from experience minus the harpoon I just know even if a fish could understand what that meant... A triggerfish response would be “so it's nearly an even fight then goooood”

[@Zost.]

I appreciate that you guys responded these things to me but please understand that this is a joke.

[@Bruxton]

@@Zost. cheers I know bud it's a good one thanks to you I've had the image of a diver in a standoff with a trigger fish for the last day hah

[@Laughing_Dragon]

@@PatrickRatman its...its a gta 5 reference my guy...

[@hellomynameiszion5232]

Title: "Triggerfish attack!" Me: *He is attacking you because he is triggered*

[@CosmicManIta]

Can't relate

[@brianisme6498]

I like this pun

[@playboy198900]

Prob because he needs a safe space and the diver didn’t use gender neutral pronouns

[@mrwhatchacallit4185]

god damn its what a SJW would look like if it were a fish

[@aminesbai926]

@@brianisme6498 I like ur pfp

[@nightwaves3203]

Trigger fish are naturally aggressive. They'll even reach up out of an aquarium tank to bite your hand. Saw a WW2 story about how if it's a school of trigger fish anyone in the water is in a lot of trouble.

[@pacificklaus8189]

Yes, I also had puffer fish, which are related, bite me in my home aquarium.

[@rdred8693]

I read a great story years ago in Tropical Fish Hobbiest called "Charlie The Mean Fish". A recollection of a Clown Trigger the authors father had when arthur was a kid.

[@nightwaves3203]

@@rdred8693 Yah the typical trigger for tanks isn't like the ocean big boys. There's big ones. Not to be insulting to the fish but they are real jerks not caring what they bite. The WW2 stats being talked about was certain regions the trigger fish were a bigger threat than a shark.

[@rdred8693]

@@nightwaves3203 haha, that's amazing. I love them.

[@basedimperialism]

0:20 "Never shoulda come here!" 0:54 "Hmm. Nothing here after all." 1:07 "Can't wait to count out your gold!" 1:18 "Just getting jumpy I guess."

[@noble2311]

You’ll be a lot easier to rob when you’re DEAD!

[@psych0185]

You Cannot Fast Travel When Enemies Are Nearby

[@Mikesulli90]

So anyway, the whole operation is being run by Tony Lazutto.

[@raydoge1304]

@@Mikesulli90 whose there thought I heard something

[@rflanaganagan8489]

Need a dark souls version too

[@dailypanther6212]

“The store is now closing, please exit the building”

[@urineinfant1696]

NO PLEASE

[@Eric-1444]

Where’s the exit at!?

[@boredy7694]

@@Eric-1444 AND WHERES THE BUILDING AT?!

[@bigbassgaming6007]

3008

[@monkedeluke3763]

@@boredy7694 AND WHERES THE PIZZA AT?

[@BigFishLittleLake]

Imagine the scare when he felt something touch his fin 😂

[@samsh0-q3a]

the camera lol

[@nandinhocunha440]

"my time has come" Looks back* "oh god, its so cute"

[@anaysayersyes]

I would've turned the water brown

[@taylorkaykay5137]

@@anaysayersyes lol tmi

[@markeaton6435]

Exactly what happened to me about 40 years ago in the Red Sea. I was setting up to photograph the male over the nest and he turned and charged just as I clicked the shutter. He never actually made contact, but chased me about 20 yards down the reef. My dive partner found it hilarious.

[@pacificklaus8189]

We are lucky that these fish don't grow to 2 meters, diving would be impossible.

[@leeroyjenkins6061]

This is how Donkey Kong must feel during the water levels.

[@fudgepuppy9683]

Lmao for real tho

[@yohannesaklog5936]

Lol facts or mario when he goes underwater but donkey kong got worst enemies underwater

[@アインドラアズス星詠み]

Shark: *intentionally avoids human contact Triggerfish:

[@Corvus__]

Is it just me, or are trigger fish like less durable underwater honey badgers? They both apparently don't care who or what they pick a fight with and are both extremely aggressive.

[@SmokeDog1871]

I too hate tourists coming around my home town

[@ES11777]

Underrated comment 🤣

[@fatemaabdulla2728]

Racist

[@LeCretin]

@@fatemaabdulla2728 how is he racist?

[@BananaJoe42]

@@fatemaabdulla2728 Mohammed is gay

[@Akaryusan]

dont you hate it when your just trying to vibe watching a sea turtle and you accidentally enter a boss battle?

[@pacificklaus8189]

Yep. It ruined the meditative vibe of the dive.

[@brucebanner52]

Being a real Aussie and understanding what he yelled out even without hearing the words clearly makes this a great video.

[@katyungodly]

I can’t quite understand... “fucking bastard”?

[@mattjacobs8073]

@@katyungodly no it was “wow what a fucking asshole” haha

[@horridcosine108]

* angry triggerfish attack * Fish : you cannot record me without my permission

[@sandeeartist]

I love how it swims up to you like "Yeah, you better swim away!"

[@oivatank]

If Dave the Diver taught me anything, it’s don’t mess with a Titan Triggerfish

[@kyroneking2540]

Lmao you got ran up on by a fish. 😆 That fish deadass said this “This is my hood!” And swam you out of town. 😭

[@dancearoundtheworld5360]

Fuk around he gon get smoked And he aint even a salmon

[@InsaneD602]

I want to know what an alive ass would say

[@riversong656]

lol

[@clipzAndChipz]

I love at :50 something seconds he goes “what a fucking asshole” had me laughing for a while 😂

[@travisvictim4416]

Lmao

[@jebaeza]

Question is, was that the fish or the diver?

[@JustinNgHC]

Diver: "why do i hear boss music?"

[@zarrowthehorse]

Dead joke

[@oneoddcanadian9468]

@@zarrowthehorse Cool. Doesn't mean it's not funny

[@HourRomanticist]

*heart beat noises intensifies*

[@KS-yi5vc]

I just realized how big a fear I have of being attacked by literally anything underwater.

[@pacificklaus8189]

This is really rare. Usually it's great to scuba dive. Try it for sure!

[@yangsrealm2536]

Fish: A human filming a turtle having lunch? Also fish: our battle will be legendary...

[@pacificklaus8189]

I am now traumatized when I see a turtle again.

[@samuelcollazo5129]

I'm telling you, that fish is the reincarnation of a Karen lol

[@pacificklaus8189]

Karen-o-fish. It surely was angry. I never met anyone like that on land, fortunately.

[@reptilrrudy2389]

Titan Triggerfish is a Karen fish form

[@osamabinladen824]

@@pacificklaus8189 How's the expedition? How's Dumaguete?

[@pacificklaus8189]

@@osamabinladen824 Dumaguete is more quiet than usual still, but still a lovely place to live and dive.

[@noelserrano4390]

Hahaha

[@ZombieMatt27]

5:41 am: reads title... "Oh, he meant a tiger shark" Watch video: re-reads title... "Hmmmm got it, time to sleep"

[@electrode_negative3090]

I also read it that way but I have no excuse because it's the middle of the day ;-;

[@SpecialOrder_937]

Gay

[@bruhmoment7543]

@@SpecialOrder_937 Homosexual, if you will

[@FRDDPFAL]

Suficient dose of internet for today

[@sheeeitmayn4384]

Big words go boom

[@squidgewinkle]

looks like the Dave the Diver live action film is coming along nicely

[@kacknoobdeluxe]

me playing "subnautica" in a nutshell

[@R4MON]

You just won the comment lottery. 🤣

[@usacycling5949]

Did someone say nutshell

[@LuisFiLiPe191]

exactly

[@aish_workshop]

Fokin sandsharks at the red grass area be like:

[@YemYum]

“AY YO YOU GOT GAMES ON YO PHONE HEY HEY YOU GOT GAMES ON YO PHONE HEY”

[@dounce5926]

Im ashamed to say that i was that kid

[@Blank-LLC]

@@dounce5926 don’t feel too bad, everybody is pretty annoying when they’re a kid.

[@Naz-hh6ep]

Saw comments about "peace was never an option" My brain: "Fish was never an option"

[@Shotokan1001]

Pesca was never an option.

[@SpecialOrder_937]

Gay

[@reptilrrudy2389]

Diver: peacefully films a sea turtle having lunch Triggerfish: T R I G G E R E D

[@kyberebellion980]

No wonder it's called a "triggerfish"

[@anthonyrondon4777]

Fish: Your free trial of living has expired!

[@emranvlogs7530]

😂😂

[@user-ph5pf1ob2b]

IRS when you owe them 80 cents

[@reeven1721]

My brain cannot not add the Subnautica Crashfish sound effect to this scene.

[@jaym5956]

You could say the fish got “triggered” by his presence

[@zeroremnant4477]

You should do stand-up comedy lol

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

Strange how throughout all this scrolling this is the first "Triggered" joke I could find And I'm disappointed

[@fariesz6786]

@@LUCAS420BLZ same, but it's the second comment that i endes up giving its 69th like nice

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

@@fariesz6786 I was here to witness this can confirm

[@thedumbcat2138]

I made the 89 likes 90

[@cooleecoolee9504]

Piranha: I am the fish people think we eat anything Triggerfish: Hold my beer

[@pacificklaus8189]

They don't even stop when it comes to eating the rubber of diver's fins. I have seen that.

[@mariaroman3087]

"See kids This is why you always take a knife or a gun" - from a movie i dont remember

[@vanivor]

Alien Vs Predator just as they gear up before going down the ice shute the blond girl is asked why she's packing a gun, she replied is the same as a condom, better to have one and not need it than to need it and not have one.

[@machi9482]

Fish: You came to the wrong part of the coral reefs diver. Diver: Wait-

[@Corvus__]

Fish: (easily triggered) Human: Let's call it a trigger fish!

[@251Trioxin]

How about liberal fish ?

[@_MrLee]

Selfish

[@susanurban5920]

The way it came after you….you were definitely in its territory. That was funny.

[@mofo6907]

In the thumbnail, I thought your leg was your arm and I thought your flippers were a fish eating your arm.

[@cody1k418]

Imagine if he just punched the fish

[@grostavious]

rip fish ???-???

[@plantgang8738]

Wouldint do much have you tryed punching under water

[@ElverGalarga-wy8zx]

He would be able to keep recording hahaha

[@kenrayfrauenstein5291]

Watch man punches shark underwater

[@themudshark1106]

@@kenrayfrauenstein5291 Watched shark punch man underwater.

[@minatomink9555]

*"I'm gonna kick your a*s!"* - Le Triggerfish

[@DWN-024ShadowMan]

😂😂😂

[@nniro6468]

what is a*s

[@capitaineggr9162]

*Le Triggerfishe

[@ranboo_3857]

Tigerfish*

[@xN0XvRVLEZx]

baby_sharkk Gaming What?

[@Svoroda]

You: near its nest prob Fish : "what da ape doin' "

[@pacificklaus8189]

Da ape escape asap!

[@jkdfor3817]

Incredible, I didn’t know triggerfish were so territorial especially with larger animals.

[@pacificklaus8189]

It greatly varies. This level of aggression only exists when they breed, and then not in all of them, seemingly.

[@GabrielCarvv]

@@pacificklaus8189 awesome how you explore the oceans with a great deal of knowledge ! do you work in marine biology?

[@Tardyz]

Diver: *minding his own business recording a cute little turtle innocently* Tigerfish:"Now that's an avengers level threat!"

[@claudelebel49]

When you turn around and face them, they back off. They always attack from behind because that is safest.

[@zachb8012]

I'm not surprised the guy swam away like he was being attacked by a giant squid, but it did stop chasing the second he turned around. Your brain knows you're out of your element and when an animal comes at you with moxie like that it's only natural to comply with its wishes. Even if it is a small fish that could just as easily be dinner. Funny how he tried to save face in description like he wrestled the kraken and survived, "lucky to escape without any injuries". lol.

[@homedogoli]

@@zachb8012 To be fair, that fish would do a decent amount of damage if it managed to get a bite in lol. Good thing it was just going for his flippers.

[@zachb8012]

@@WolverineSticker You did inspire me to go looking for titan triggerfish bites. All I can find online is lots of information indicating they're aggressive, lots of pictures of their teeth, a story with no images about a guy getting bit in the neck that kind of sounds like bullshit, and one picture of a pretty tame ankle bite. I've encountered them in the wild, though I've never been chased. I've also ripped bigger holes than that bite in myself by blundering into coral on many occasions. So they're aggressive and may bite, for sure, but the threat of that actually happening appears to be blown wildly out of proportion. You'd be wiser to fear stepping on coral at the beach than being attacked by a trigger fish. If I've learned anything about humanity in the last year it's that we can't resist blowing remotely small risks out of proportion for the sake of some drama.

[@caloocanboy5800]

Yall already know what im boutta say... Bro got TRIGGERED😂

[@Toxic-FhuYu]

“size doesn’t matter” speaks its truth now

[@jordanhicks5131]

"Oi! OI! Yeah I'm talkin to you bub! Why you filming! Cant a turtle eat in peace on this reef anymore! What are you, some pervert!?! Get outta here! That's right, swim away!"

[@Greco4915]

I mean Triggerfish are very territorial. It's their basic defense especially if a human which they'll automatically assume is a predator and rush to defend their clutches or their home.

[@pacificklaus8189]

Exactly. Explained her, in a newer video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d53XpKWrepiMf7M

[@michaelfernandez3182]

As a survivor, I know the feeling of being pursued by one of these animals. Happened to me just south of Kona, Hawaii.

[@pacificklaus8189]

Yep, funny in retrospect, but it raises the pulse when it happens.

[@ManOverboard]

@@pacificklaus8189 considering the sound they make when eating something hard from the corals, I wouldnt call such reaction baseless.

[@pacificklaus8189]

@@ManOverboard Yep, some hefty cracking sounds.

[@DarkRahl69]

@michaelfernandez3182 "as a survivor" no one is dying to a trigger fish attack, save for the possibility of infection, you got jokes or victim rhetoric.

[@4Mael4]

“Ayo where you from?!? You in the wrong hood my G”

[@Aj4youtube]

You would think it’s just a little fish, but you’re in his world, and he ran circles around you, if he was bigger..

[@davidyune779]

diver: recording turtle doing its thing fish: and i took that personally

[@Maulinator69]

Diver: Oh look, a Turtle eating. Must film it.... Turtle: That's cool buddy... Nom nom nom... Triggerfish: TRIGGERED!

[@pacificklaus8189]

But wot triggered him? Wrong pronoun?

[@Maulinator69]

@@pacificklaus8189 lol... Probably. As someone else commented, the Triggerfish is the Karen of the seas. Let's just hope it doesn't spread to other sea creatures with bigger, sharper teeth.