Trippin' with Turt: The Toast, Monday, January 13th, 2025

[@JennaMarie2323]

Sonographer here & long time toaster. The babies do practice drinking, breathing, peeing etc with the amniotic fluid. They don’t actually eat the foods you’re consuming, it’s the nutrients (cellular level) that crosses the membrane to provide nutrients. The amniotic fluid helps develop the intestinal tract, lungs among all other organs. Long story short! Love Yall Bye!

[@sarahhhhh10111]

As an LA swirly who grew up here, still lives here, knows people who lost everything, and whose dad was an LAFD firefighter for 30+ years…1000% agree on the Tarte take, I couldnt care less about the trip still happening, at least they’re donating!!

[@Bennylove-v6h]

Cackling at how Turdy said not to watch The Substance then gives it a glowing review 😂

[@jenniferberringer1196]

I think she was specifically speaking to Jackie knowing she would not like it haha

[@MyDlg123]

I don’t think the tarte trip is problematic or has anything to do with the fires buttttt I genuinely don’t understand what they get out of those trips, sales wise. When I see they’re on these extravagant trips, it doesn’t make me want to buy their products…. It makes me wonder why some of their products are so expensive ((prob bc they’re spending their entire budget on these trips lol))

[@94markt]

Jackie taking a trip to the farm to meet the chickens is giving Portlandia!

[@meganmcgrath360]

The Bengals and Bills game did not continue after the Damar Hamlin situation. The referees and NFL wanted them to but the teams met and refused.

[@abbykessler9759]

I commented this too! I swear they need to look stuff up lol

[@libbysisson248]

I swearrrrr they don’t know anything about NFL and always act like they do.

[@remington5707]

they love never fact checking a single thing

[@meganmcgrath360]

@@remington5707lol that’s what comments are for! It’s not the end of the world, it’s a pop culture podcast 😂

[@alexawhiting3990]

I don’t think Claudia meant the specific game continued, I think she moreso meant that the NFL didn’t stop. Other teams kept playing and the league continued on as normal

[@abbykessler9759]

When Damar Hamlin collapsed on the field, the game stopped and was not continued. That's why there wasn't any backlash.

[@malrlew]

a sad day to be a Bob Dylan loving toaster lol

[@danib0bani]

literally. like put some respect on his name

[@AmyFeds1]

Omg literally, open the schools!

[@kelseygulledge6893]

So sad. Bob Dylan wrote so many hits. Sang some bangers. He’s a G that needs respect ✊

[@courtneybranham4681]

For real, trying to keep my rage inside of me.

[@carrienoori1725]

L&D nurse here, your hydration directly affects baby’s amniotic fluid levels. So hydrate up! Good rule of thumb, if your pee looks like a light lemonade, you’re probably hydrated well :) But, loving you share your journey with us ~ you’re already an amazing Mom!

[@cherylheppner8612]

Oh to be a fly on the wall while Ben and Turdy watched The Substance 😂

[@emilyink7844]

The insurance question, no you don’t get your money if you don’t rebuild. I’m here in St Pete FL which some areas were destroyed by the hurricanes. Insurance companies are coming out to check progress before sending checks. They’re only sending small amounts so you need to come out of pocket sometimes… then they’ll come out to make sure it’s being done THEN you’ll get a reimbursement check. It’s nightmare

[@amandabenedict3844]

Baby is practicing drinking lol. They are receiving their nutrients and everything from the umbilical cord but they are practicing for when they’re outside!

[@MeghanSchneider-o9t]

Jax I hate to tell you… most of the foods at our farmers market (I’m in FL too) has a disclaimer sticker that says “this food was cooked in a non regulated kitchen and does not adhere to food and safety regulations” bc yes, it was just baked in someone’s house! Haha but I’ve never thought twice about it tbh

[@frankiebanaag]

Came here to comment this. Most Florida farmers markets and homesteads can operate under Cottage Food Laws which doesn’t require them to have inspections or certain regulations

[@rachelwalker8160]

Turdy was interrupting Jackie so much today 😂 almost had to come back to the episode lol

[@madisonw1993]

I have 10 hens and love to comment whenever you inquire about chickens😅 eggs are super safe. They have a natural “bloom” that keeps the egg protected until you wash that off, that’s why they can be stored room temperature. Bacteria like 💩 from the chickens cannot physically get inside the egg to the part you consume, unless the egg had a crack in it. A fresh egg with the bloom can be stored on your counter for like 2 months and still be good! The smell test will NEVER do you wrong with an egg either, you’ll know it’s bad/spoiled when you crack it. And I can almost guarantee the conditions of the small farm & chickens is 100 times better than conventional grocery store eggs🙏🏼

[@haley7237]

40:17 Tarte is actually majority owned by a Japanese company named Kose. They acquired a 93.5% ownership stake in 2014 for 135M.

[@reneemelnyk1866]

Girlies, the LAR play tonight. The game was supposed to be here in LA on Saturday but they had to move it to Arizona because of the fires. Also, they did a moment of silence at every game and the broadcasters spoke out about where people can donate.

[@deborahkloeckner9235]

Okay the Bob Dillon movie was absolutely amazing. I can’t stop talking about it, I haven’t seen a movie that excellent in years. I seriously think Timothee deserves an Oscar

[@karagoss6491]

I am SAT with my lunch, post-lunch sweet treat, and girly swirlies! Best time of day!!! 🌀💗

[@pamelamarti9818]

revolving my workout around youtube Toast upload realizing I ultimately revolve my daily schedule around youtube Toast upload... not concerned about it

[@paytoncsharpe]

Could not agree more with the Turdy’s take on the Tarte trip!

[@ash965]

There’s nothing like the anxiety of “will I find a baby chick in this egg” from the farmers market. This has happened to me twice!!

[@katherinehurley1668]

They did not continue to play when Damar died on the field. Game was cancelled and everyone went home.

[@christinapfister7385]

Extras in Sweeney Todd had me dead 😂

[@MZ-ve4bp]

Timmy’s way of creating Oscar buzz for his performance.

[@steelersgrl56]

Not me searching for all the one direction X factor videos bc it’s a blind spot 😂

[@violetoverman]

23 seconds is an insane response time, needed my garlies on this Monday morning

[@kayleefrey9488]

The canceled the game when Damar Hamlin got hurt

[@emilyhodge896]

Oh dear, Jax would gag if she saw where the grocery store eggs come from 😂 Jackie as a life long “trad girly” the farm eggs are great. Wash them first, that’s all.

[@ryananderson8451]

Let’s break dry January for a Spritz Spidey collab!!

[@shannontilney6572]

Sure, one direction carried on after Zayn left but you’re clearly not a directioner if you didn’t think Zayn had the best voice out of the entire band 😂😂😂😂😂

[@taylorelaina]

Baby is “grinding his teeth”.. 😂😂

[@lodokken]

I am probably the only one DYING to see Jackie’s handwriting??? 😅

[@amibertram1753]

She post her own handwritten recipes on her Instagram stories all the time!

[@heidihoglund8792]

Yaasssss the only way to start my Monday afternoon! 💕

[@rdps97]

Girliesssss - A Complete Unknown was actually pretty good, in my opinion. The only thing is, the plot is a little flat. I felt like there was still so much more to learn about BD when the movie ended. But Timothy was actually amazing

[@alizaryan-ackerman996]

AGREE. I thought the movie was very good and have seen a lot of promotion for it.

[@savannahc0126]

Yeah agreed. I’m not even a big Bob Dylan fan, I mean I totally respect him but don’t like listen to his music often. But I thought the movie was so good, and I saw it on Christmas Day because I had seen so much promo for it..

[@irinakravetssigns]

Happy Monday to you as well! Where’s my CC I’m in La and was looking forward to watching one thing I enjoy but of course I have to stop until CC gets uploaded come on ugh

[@mikaylacervantes7924]

There are two options for English subtitles on the Empress! You can toggle between them so they match the audio. 🎉

[@rileyfranklin1731]

this was posted 23 minutes after i got home from the gym… not complaining HAPPY MONDAY

[@kluceee33]

the way I sprinted to this episode

[@sarahlove923]

i don’t know how it makes sense, but jackie is right. anna kendrick IS bippity boppity.

[@baylasebel3962]

I want double Timmy I thought his movie was so good🥲

[@michuuu999]

thanks for your perspective on Emilia, as a latina its literally so appalling! The director did absolutely no research on Mexico and kidnappings and its such a slap in the face.

[@naomi7740]

Think you guys are so wrong about the Tim chalomet ppl actually seem excited online I think

[@gilicohen8806]

it’s called a complete unknown cus it’s a song lyric

[@Jessiebuhrow3324]

We help my neighbors with their chickens and for some reason those eggs are harder for me to eat!! I feel like this is the same feeling as Jackie. I should love them because I know exactly where they come from but they almost gross me out more??

[@reneemelnyk1866]

Ladies, it's Paul Feig pronounced like FEE-g not FIE-g

[@reaganf5659]

The NFL did not continue that game after damar hamlin went down. The game ended when he was carted off

[@BreenaSeres]

I really just wish people cared about the Hurricane Victims in North Carolina and Florida like everyone cares about the LA Fires. People have been homeless and without anything/fighting with insurance since the hurricanes here

[@carolinemurray777]

I love you guys so much but good god Claud you’ve got to stop cutting Jax off

[@JaazzzMaaadd]

Jackie it’s time to get yourself some backyard chickens!!! It’s so easy and so fun to do

[@alm1999]

She can’t. Her area doesn’t allow it 😕

[@sierraking2598]

Jackie, you have to watch Les Mis

[@Willos_World]

The ONLY way I drink water is if I put lemon in it. It’s too plain otherwise!

[@DawnKrause-bb9on]

Please listen to Bob Dylan’s song, “Like a Rolling Stone,” then the movie title will make perfect sense.

[@Onomatop]

To the losers who say the Tarte folks should be volunteering in LA - why doesn’t that same loser go after NFL and be mad the thousands of strong NFL players and staff who are all not in LA volunteering and playing football games instead

[@LizWauters]

@JackieOshry please share your coffee recipe!

[@sarah-uu9gc]

Time stamp for tripping with tarte tea?

[@morgantaylor325]

35:15

[@danielamunoz8431]

I actually really liked Anora! I mean, I hear what you’re saying about the sex sciences, it started out with a half porno and then the second half of the movie is more of like the plot BUT the movie IS about a prostitute turned wife and the whole Russian aspect of her husband. It was very different than what we’re used to and that’s why I personally liked it! Am I alone liking it? That being said it is a weird movie

[@11sp29]

turd pls don’t wish that upon us directioners. hoping for an eventual reunion of the four to honor liam 🥹

[@hannahimburg9857]

Bob Dylan recluse so he will most likely not be going to SNL. Also, can we talk about the Today show I thought Jenna was having Scarlett on this week.

[@gretchen322]

Claud just stop drinking water 1.5 hours before bed and you won’t have to pee at night! Hopefully! I drink 100+ oz a day and almost never per at night, and I have a small bladder!!

[@jenmcclelland23]

Emilia Pérez is SO BAD. I speak spanish so the language part is very distracting, but that's not even the biggest problem. It's just a bad movie and the plot is borderline offensive.

[@tiffanylorente-pazos5623]

I saw a couple of clips on TikTok and it was so painful.

[@jenmcclelland23]

​@@tiffanylorente-pazos5623 I can't believe more people aren't talking about it!!!

[@lauragiambastiani250]

How did they not talk about Ken eurich and Brianna lol

[@aliadamo8053]

You should def watch maid with Margaret qualley!!

[@Stinerbin]

just rewatched Susan Boyle. Doesn’t hit like it used to

[@babycorndotjpg]

Jackie do not eat stuff from somewhere that sells RAW DAIRY 😭 bird flu is popping off and it's a confirmed way to get it

[@kaleykatsanis239]

The movie takes physically pain me. We need to have a swirly correspondent that enjoys watching movies.

[@byfaith_elizabethdavis]

sorry.. were the girlies freaking out for the world to stop when the hurricanes hit last year? asking for a friend also i'd like to know if any of the people that are hating on tarte are doing anything to help LA

[@jaimehunt2751]

I’m not okay bc I felt defensive when they were talking shit about my boys…

[@Rottieway]

I have a farm in Dallas Jackie 😃 I can get you eggs when you're there!

[@raqdanpug]

Jackie would love A Complete Unknown! So much better than Elvis...

[@aveko16]

awful Anora take

[@loganjackson9742]

But would Jessica Simpson eat those eggs?

[@michlee6488]

I’ll never understand this fake tanning but not your hands!?!? See the color difference in Jackie’s hands to arms…I love her but that looks so unbelievably ridiculous 😂

[@austynk6012]

Probably tan, but could also be freckles! I have way more on my arms than my hands and they can look like that from far away!

[@austynk6012]

Also Jax seems like an avid hand washer lol. So the tan never stood a chance even if she did!

[@Barticus244]

Girl it means she’s a clean girlie that tans. It comes off your hands quicker than the rest of your body. Also arms are not visible at all in this video. Would love to know how you can see them follow up 😂

[@Barticus244]

It just means she washes her hands more than her arms and it’s not ever hugely noticeable. Also arms are not visible in this video would love to know how/why it bothered you enough to leave a wenchy comment😂

[@michlee6488]

@@Barticus244 it’s absolutely visible in this video. You’d have to be blind not to notice!

[@JaazzzMaaadd]

Those eggs are much safer than store bought. Store bought eggs were laid months ago. But yes you gotta trust who you get them from!

[@sarikatimmi]

unless your sibling is the husband and SIL of that girl from dear toasters

[@tiffanylorente-pazos5623]

hahahahaha

[@jaimekozlik1848]

Prostitootin

[@maya_danis]

homeless youth 😂😂😂

[@nicolemccloud5931]

Don’t wanna be this person but they cancelled the game after Damar Hamlin🫣