Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Stalks Ted Cruz | Triumph | Hulu

[@alicelopez130]

Triumph saying cruz's speech word for word LMAOO

[@Rodrj82]

+Palestina Livre Obama said it 46 times.

[@iliyanamarei]

+Palestina Livre what about rubio

[@alicelopez130]

+Palestina Livre that's true they all do repeat speeches, it wasn't a partisan thing, I just thought the moment was funny. For comedy's sake I mean.

[@alicelopez130]

+Palestina Livre aww so you don't like triumph

[@SNBSTL]

+Palestina Livre Yeah, inferring he was a Nickelback fan is disgraceful. Time to put that dog to sleep.

[@shmooveyea]

Best part was at the start when Cruz first caught a glimpse, an utter what the fuck look came across his face.

[@solidus_snake_]

+shmaveyea That made me cry I was laughing so hard!!

[@user-wb2wb5oz5c]

+shmaveyea LOL yes! and wtf when the white guy pulled out his assault rifle to get signed, if that would have been someone of color....

[@BlueMountainFog]

+Chad K Then why was 12 year old Tamir Rice killed in public with a toy gun without warning?

[@BlueMountainFog]

+Chad K Right, so this instance shows it is possible that if certain individuals are open-carrying a weapon, which is legal in Cleveland, the police will be called. It is also possible that law enforcement may have to make a snap decision on whether or not this individual is a threat. We understand that police officers are often given incomplete information about the situation they are heading into. So, why is it hard to believe that bias plays a role when police respond to minorities perceived to be carrying weapons.?

[@WHATISUTUBE]

+BlueMountainFog we talking about black people carrying guns? There was a black man open carrying guns at Obama rallies, and yeah, people made a fuzz about it. Specifically MSNBC just showing him from the waist down and talking about angry racist white people that wanted to kill Obama. Otherwise he wasn't assaulted. Maybe if guns are carried openly in inner city high crime areas where there are massive gun restrictions then the situation is completely different than a guy with a gun in a low crime, rural area. It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with environment

[@RobHollanderMusic]

Triumph is the only reporter that treats these characters with the respect they deserve.

[@kelleymanning1137]

Yeah, if they were liberals then they would be harassed by Satan himself because that is what they deserve.

[@bayernmunich6643]

Kelley Manning bru you right

[@perrofrio]

Kelley Manning but satan is not harassing them, so maybe they don’t deserve it 🤔

[@saswatagupta5288]

@@perrofrio 🤣😂

[@hooker4749]

Ditto

[@Enoughsenoughnomas]

2:08 she says "I'm kicking them BOTH off" , meaning she acknowledged triumph as an actual being.

[@SomeoneCommenting]

+Chad Clifford Nope. The pupetteer and the cameraman. Smigel cannot do everything all by himself. See that some scenes even have two cameras, and they change filming angles in the same scene. It's a whole crew going around with him.

[@danghj864]

SomeoneCommenting stop being a party pooper

[@scotthanne1]

This comedian is a liberal and living in a fantasy land like his puppet dog.. a Democrat unemployed comedian

[@luvmarjorie]

scotthanne1 Jesus... just enjoy it and laugh

[@daves4645]

@@scotthanne1 Smigel is quite wealthy. How's your401K at McDonalds?

[@remenir97]

I swear at the beggining, Cruz saw Triumph and thought 'god damn'

[@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343]

6 years later, it still makes me laugh.

[@spicyboi6693]

hunting down the zodiac killer

[@therandomizer-oy9nf]

Spicy Boi lol

[@eharper7]

Good for you?

[@adamschroeder5842]

No, that was his dad.

[@kittybluett8887]

@@adamschroeder5842who cares, sound good though

[@SonyaHillJ]

"Pleaase! I am such a victim!"💀💀💀this damn dog is my favorite

[@gamersgalaxy5885]

You are beautiful 😍😍

[@rakohus]

I love that Triumph was hanging with the Dell dude 13 years after he totally embarrassed him in his NY live stage show.

[@laserpanda94]

He embarassed himself if I remember correctly! But yeah, it's cool how Triumph keeps people around like the Dell dude and Blackwolf the Dragonmaster. It's weird how he hasn't done much stuff with Subway Jared though...

[@dmoder3]

"Tell me! When did Geppetto make you a real boy?"

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

Lol

[@jaysongiroux9156]

Gold

[@KL00100]

"I knew I was racist enough to be a republican." LoL.

[@adelaideagyemang2138]

humorous choirs

[@EuphoniaPooch]

my fave too

[@leegrevillea6700]

Triumph = Robert Smigel ( Jah-ooooooish) (you're welcome)

[@kennethwilliams7731]

Democrats own the soft racism of low expectations! Most democrats are also outright racist against white men specifically! Even white democrats.

[@kelleymanning1137]

That's funny because most racists are liberals. lol

[@orangeoren]

I love the way Triumph pronounce "The Dell Dude"

[@osvaldomadrid6988]

So Ted's security gets pissed at a guy with a dog puppet, but has no problem when someone asked Ted to sign his semi-automatic weapon? Republicans lol

[@dylanburnett7928]

+osvaldo madrid Wait.... holy shit you're right... what the fuck!?

[@wademercer6317]

+osvaldo madrid That's why i'm libertarian all the way!!!!!!!

[@taylorleibel4327]

+osvaldo madrid I don't see what the problem was if that person had a license to carry.

[@CoomerGremlinDGGfan]

+osvaldo madrid LOL YEAH THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPY AT A CLINTON RALLY

[@magicmulder]

+Taylor Leibel Yeah, because "license to carry" makes a Presidential candidate and his security soooo comfortable when a guy schlepps an AK-47 to an event. *smh*

[@davidlohse423]

In a country where people need to laugh a lot more and be angry a lot less, Triumph is the best medicine. Still laughing years later at the segment at the hot dog shack in Chicago. Classic.

[@TheSensfan09]

Triumph on the drone, I started crying I was laughing so much.

[@Peopleofthesun386]

When he changed into Kim Davis I lost it. LOL

[@jamillahjames7208]

"I'm Keeeeeem Davis, I'm such a victim" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ilikeme1234]

I died when he was giving Cruz’s scripted joke verbatim

[@totigerus]

It's been great seeing triumph so much this week!!! Keep it up HULU!!!!!!!

[@jsilva4847]

Cruz talks about having a backbone yet makes calls for the man who insulted his wife. Oh the irony.

[@alexreyna6836]

"I am such a victim" lol haha 😂

[@abcd123906]

I died laughing at the Kim Davis part

[@liferiot]

"He's signing a large gun... what does that mean?" - Dell dude. That might be the best and most terrifying question of the entire special.

[@mamabruce06]

i've watched this video like 5 times and the 'so true' at 1:15 kills me every time.

[@xXN0cturnXx]

what does he say i dont understand :|.

[@effexwhore]

I came here just for that part😭

[@MissJoy16]

That's my favorite part 🤣

[@keyqui05]

What's triumph accent?

[@andrewmiller8364]

Teds pause when he saw Triumph the first time

[@Gamerafighter76]

I'm so glad my friend showed me this.

[@ryder4603]

I'm a Republican and this shit had me laughing so hard. I love Triumph. He makes fun of both sides.

[@xzcvzxvxcvz]

That's what I like about him. He takes NO prisoners! Not even Conan is safe lol

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

He brutalized Hillary

[@Renaldo015]

Except when you do this to dems they would probably attack you.

[@ballzcorps5146]

I'm a Democrat and I agree

[@samkellogg2805]

Bender Anglesmith true but he wasn’t saying otherwise?

[@JohnSmith-sj9dk]

this deserves to have millions of views, these triumph videos are some of the best shit i've seen on youtube

[@clarradactyl7791]

i know this is from 4 years ago, but this video is still hilarious. i legit spit out my coffee when the dell dude came out 😂

[@trust5977]

Robert Smigel is a gift from the comedy gods.

[@Protoman85]

He signed a machine gun? Creepy!

[@LucyPLucy-ds3ml]

+Johan Öberg (Protoman85) Ah, Europe... Maybe you should dress a skirt to protest it. That's how it works there, right? :D

[@peaceandllov]

Guns are fetishized by cowards. They are few and far between though.

[@Protoman85]

Imagine Ahmadinejad signing someone's AK-47. Same kind of thing. But of course you're americans so I wouldn't expect you to understand the craziness of civilians owning machine guns (post indepence war, but I guess there's where you're all still at, mentally)

[@Hopeofmen]

+Johan Öberg (Protoman85) Wasn't a machine gun. That was an assault rifle. A semi-automatic one, at that.

[@Protoman85]

Colloquially speaking, then

[@withalittlehelpfrom3]

Ted would never stop anything to go to a Nickelback concert!! However, he would stop something to go to Cancun.

[@doc420420king]

@4:07 Ted Cruz hears Trump mocking him in the back and he starts to laugh

[@InteloPL]

Wondered if anyone else payed attention to this xD 😅 actually Ted Cruz has a sense of humour

[@an3ony]

THE DELL DUDE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@rbeygarcia]

Omg Dell dude is still so adorably cute!

[@ssm1635]

omg they chased him around on a bus, lol.

[@theirishman8356]

Triumph on a drone was the best yet.

[@gilbertrivera1319]

Ted, Ted, i love your smooth skin. When did Gepeto make you a real boy? 😂😂😂

[@The_Ballo]

Dell dude looked high AF

[@CausalObserver74]

I see a bunch of hateful angry security law enforcement officers being the usual violent, aggressive belligerent and as always provoking the situation by pushing or being the first to take a swing.

[@windwhipped5]

They will be live in front of the world if they do..oh man Conan Obrien Show and Hulu got this guy in the front row even if he is in the back..

[@indridcold3762]

They are usually sexually frustrated.

[@twiff3rino28]

NH is full of inbreds. It's the far north of the Deep South.

[@rahullamba18]

oh god i died today laughing. "let me touch your skin i will make you a real boy"

[@11azuresky]

brewing storm can u explain that joke pls? I love Triumph.

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

@@11azuresky *Pinocchio + some other story which i don't know* *Pinocchio was a LYING Puppet and wanted to be a real man, Cruz is a LYING PUPPET of Trump*

[@krissiep1317]

“Dry off all you want, but won’t shake me off completely!” 🤣

[@southrules]

Smigel has the biggest balls in entertainment

[@binko969]

Brought the Dell dude but Decided to leave Jared Fogle out of this one huh? Good idea. Smigle repeating Cruz’s speech at the same time was great. Fkn genius

[@collegemunchies4544]

i like how people usually look at the puppet in disgust instead of Robert lmao

[@StorminMormin91]

If I woulda known Triumph was in my home state, I would have been there at all costs!

[@Vejur9000]

This man has always been a comic genius at satire. The perfect troll.

[@crystalbay6034]

"Oh my god! He's never gonna wash that gun!"

[@Red_Skull_HailHydra]

When did Geppetto turn you into a real boy, lol

[@inzane86]

I hope by now Ted Cruz cleaned his fucking tour bus. Shit looked like it just came off fury road.

[@garylobo348]

You know Cruz has a great sense of humor. He should've talked to Triumph.

[@stash.]

0:12 haha i lost my shit when he paused *DAfuq* when he noticed the puppet (^o^)

[@pirashik7190]

"You can't run away forever bitch!"

[@ikben86]

Seriously, Triumph must be one of the biggest laugh givers from recent times!! The starwars coverage is Gold. Awesome.

[@LuxLazar]

When he recites exactly what he says. LMAO.

[@noobdoggaming8842]

Triumph should have pooped from the drone haha

[@rosieburton7017]

that was a great Kim Davis joke

[@lbw9830]

Why were they mean to you, Triumph?😠 They need to be nice to you. You're hilarious!😄👍🏻👏🏻

[@jody1367]

Robert Smigel your the reason i love my country. Many thanks for keeping me laughing and my sanity in check.

[@shanefsr6609]

Repeating that speech, in a whisper, that guy looking at him like WTF?, that is funny!

[@johnreece5540]

Shutdown the Government to go to a Nickle Back Concert, lol

[@jcdias6951]

Triumph the insult dog for president.

[@DarrinStarkJr]

Man, Triumph is the greatest troll.

[@drunkensailor112]

At 3:57 the woman kicking them out of the bus earlier is now acknowledging them and laughing.

[@maxwelledison1126]

4:39 Phyllis Vance spotted

[@workinprogress3863]

I love how he said them both, meaning he was counting the puppuet

[@urstin]

LOL when he sees Triumph in the crowd

[@PaginasLetea]

I'm only watching this years after. Triumph was very brave following and mocking the Zodiac killer.

[@RbibiRodriguez]

OMG Triumph you are a genius LOL hard on the " when did Geppetto make you a real boy" HILARIOUS😜😜😜😜😁

[@ExclusiveLM]

The look of confusion on Cruz's face at 0:14........ Priceless. I'll bet he never pooped the same after that ! -- Sincerely, T. T. I. C. D.

[@JarethGarza]

Triumphs Comedian is so hilarious and brilliant in how he can so fluidly steal anyone's spotlight.

[@PR0per6RAMmar]

This was hilarious. Triumph is my new favorite comic.

[@ICU-zj5sp]

How the heck does he get such great shots? Thats just amazing his work.

[@skankcore808]

2:22 ...'get him off' .... ' i know the dell dude! ' .. (i don t know bout you,but that got meee ooffff) ..i a sorry, me not so good in english much..😂

[@skankcore808]

Ok so the dell dude coming in...ok, velly niiice!

[@hebber1961]

Love Triumph and Ted. They should do a sitcom.

[@cabalenjay3804]

Im glued to triumph. I wonder how much all these production cost hulu.

[@excaliburn9250]

4:11 look at Cruz xD He stares and laughs at Triumph

[@not_riley]

5:30 as he was saying that, i was squeezing out the last drops myself.

[@___David___Savian]

Ted Cruz is trying to get away from Triumph like George Clooney floating away from Sandra Bullock in Gravity.

[@mikeygoodboi]

Hey, that's Ben Curtis! Hey, Ben. Good to see your face again.

[@JillontheLake]

That's fantastic! Triumph, triumphs once again!

[@evanhalpern3909]

Thank God it's over. Now I can breath.

[@veegob5287]

Lol!!!!! 6 years later, genius!!!

[@funkotron9198]

The Dell dude, damn long time no see.

[@xavierdallenmusicuniverse6304]

2:41 “Here I come Ted” Lol

[@LuckyFrog-sp8gx]

Just seen this 5/10/24. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. 😅😂😂😂😂

[@joselegaspi2549]

Bruh if Ted would have at least acknowledged Triumph and entertained him for a few mins, he could have had the rest of his tour all to himself. I honedtly believe that.

[@gpsontime4598]

"The question of your eligibility is only one of the 100 reasons people hate you!" Turning blue laughing.

[@WindTunnelRacing]

2016's Best Present - THIS Video.

[@fatchickinla]

I miss TV Funhouse. You are a comedic genius Robert Smigel.

[@Wusten88]

Nice video dude !!!!!

[@cerveza2297]

This is already a classic....for me to poop on. 😍😍

[@veronicaherbach6112]

Please tell me there will be more of these, Hulu!!! I'm having Triumph withdrawals!

[@yw5647]

3:16 this guy has serious issue with controlling his emotions

[@leomiller9037]

Maybe if Triumph had a Canadian, er a, Cuban cigar!

[@bryanmetal301]

LMFAO!!! That drone was FUCKING EPIC!!!!

[@YamiAssass1n]

The look on Ted Cruz looking at Triumph was funny.

[@mkiwi980]

Ted fears Triumph! 😂🤣

[@JUNITO84]

Love Triumph! great job Hulu!

[@alexcrawford5350]

That was funny, Ted Cruz’s face when he was trying to ignore and get away from Triumph when Triumph said “Senator, is it true you tried to shut down the government so you could go to a Nickelback concert?”