I don't even find it funny anymore. I just find it sad that game quality has dropped rock bottom for gimmicks instead of some logical setups. Then they sell you a DLC for even more gimmicks that really doesn't improve the game. Just look at Stellaris and Skylines. The exploits are too easy and too stupid nowadays, because all it requires now is knowledge of basic math to find them.
@BlazeXangel275 жыл бұрын
Bugs? No, no, no... these are features, working perfectly as intended.
@ilikememes14025 жыл бұрын
lol
@wind15215 жыл бұрын
They should quench their thirst from all that sweating with a nice cup of tea:)
@dhakir5 жыл бұрын
I don't agree quality has dropped all that much. Management/sim games were always hard to debug for all kinds of exploits. Even as old as Pizza Tycoon (1994), you could buy every commercial building in town and deny your opponents any presence. The difference is that, back then, the game would crash at about 200+ shops, so your exploit stopped there. But I do agree that with the amount of money made by Tropico and continuous DLCs, they could very well afford to fix some of these bugs.
@Dradeeus5 жыл бұрын
"So, what are we having for breakfast?" "Pineapples." "Dinner?" "Pineapples with a little sugar."
@TerribleHamster5 жыл бұрын
95% imported food probably.
@WG555 жыл бұрын
"We're out of toilet paper!" "Pineapples."
@sunnyjim13555 жыл бұрын
I'm going to have nightmares about pineapples after this.
@Chris_Sizemore5 жыл бұрын
Remember there is one ranch on the island. So the fast food place serves pinapple shakes, pineapple fries, and very thin hamburgers wedged between 2 slices of pineapple.
@Selvanus5 жыл бұрын
Where’s the tea? You heretic!
@thomasgyting32514 жыл бұрын
"We have created an economy in which you are either making pineapples, or you are moving pineapples." -The Spiffing Brit recreates the drug trade but, instead of using cocaine, he uses pineapples.
@lowrancelukus23684 жыл бұрын
So basically the east coast in the us
@Leamglo4 жыл бұрын
In mexico over 80 pounds of coke was found in pineapples so could be both
@wickedfast21663 жыл бұрын
W H A T
@guardingdark28605 жыл бұрын
Day 10: The pineapples...they won't stop. I don't know what black magic El Presidente has called upon this blasted land, but what was a desert a week ago is now a nightmare drowning in pineapples. I go to work, I pick a pineapple off the plant, throw it in the general direction of the nearest of the dozens of ports around, and when I turn around the pineapple has regrown! Is this what Hell is? Have I upset the Great Pineapple? Why, O God, do you punish me so?
@vangoghsseveredear3 жыл бұрын
"I go home, I'm surrounded by pineapples. The only solace I find is in my wife. I crawl into my bed of pineapples with her after a long day in the fields. I sigh, pulling myself closer to her. Suddenly, I feel a sharp spike in my ribs. She's a pineapple"
@whiterunguard48525 жыл бұрын
Anything: **Exists** Spiffing: IT IS PERFECTLY BALANCED WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding...
@hardlyfen1x8925 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit plz leave the poor games alone what have they done to you!!!
@azerakt50425 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE THEY. WE WILL RIOT
@hardlyfen1x8925 жыл бұрын
@@azerakt5042 THIS. MEANS. WAR!!!
@magnusnilsson4393 жыл бұрын
@@TaikaJamppa Jag
@personzorz Жыл бұрын
Conservation of energy is perfectly balanced with no exploits whatsoever
@JABL535 жыл бұрын
Spiffing brit: no exploits whatsoever Also spiffing brit: *uses exploits*
@eugh80255 жыл бұрын
The Spiffing Brit nothing illegal here except drinking coffee
@andy3131313131365 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit = Instant like, tea, and 15 extra newborn kids being named Dave.
@CottidaeSEA5 жыл бұрын
It's clearly a proper game mechanic and totally intended.
@gamingzergling93255 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit i just realized that one of the pictures of the people could be you spiff
@benjaminmiddaugh27295 жыл бұрын
It all depends on how you define "exploit."
@trygveplaustrum46345 жыл бұрын
Move over, Kale. Move over, Potatoes. *Pineapple* is the new superfood savior.
@potatoprinz5 жыл бұрын
I prefer farming pinapples rather than potatoes
@ouppyluna5 жыл бұрын
What about avocado
@killianlile1735 жыл бұрын
@@ouppyluna Or even Free Shavacado
@sintanan4695 жыл бұрын
"Oh, yes! That's the good shit! Suck it kale, you bush-league superfood." --Mister Perfect Cell
@andresrincon752 Жыл бұрын
I love how a tiny island in the middle of the Caribbean is singlehandedly solving world hunger by outputting tons and tons of pineapples into the world.
@Ts0rF75 жыл бұрын
Wage: $11 Total toll booth: $26 spiffing brit: stonks
@Brandon250433 жыл бұрын
Ah but thats in one trip but they also need to return home after a long hard day of work picking pineapples so they pay another $26 to go home
@AndrewMitchell1233 жыл бұрын
You are breathtaking no literally you are, he's gonna go and take your lungs fuckin love that quote xD 26 dollar tolls, jeez imagine If he could charge that much in Cities Skylines hmmm xD
@Louis13XIII2 жыл бұрын
@@Brandon25043 assuming 5 days of work per week, you pay 26 x 2 x 20 = 1040$ per month in toll roads only to earn a whooping 11$
@honque5455 жыл бұрын
*thinks the meaning of profitable* oF cOuRsE,, PiNeApPlE,,, tHe VeRy MEANING of pRofIabLE
@Ganbalf5 жыл бұрын
the devils apple
@besserwisser40555 жыл бұрын
great for torture including poisoning
@jaydenmercado20685 жыл бұрын
Thanos: Perfectly balanced like all things should be. Spiff: Hold my tea.
@unfortunateimperial60195 жыл бұрын
Thanos vs Spiff, Spiff wins with the power of Tea and unlimited everything.
@CyberDunk20775 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@daggern155 жыл бұрын
@@jaydenmercado2068 Thanks for your hilarious comment
@golum14255 жыл бұрын
Best comment 😂
@SabreXio5 жыл бұрын
@@unfortunateimperial6019 Half of infinity is still infinity
@VoltzPlayer5 жыл бұрын
Wow Game dev tycoon brings back some memories, not sure if my heart would be able to take watching you break it. Would be a fun video though
@milesy355 жыл бұрын
I'm with you on that. Game Dev Tycoon, they drink tea, make games, what's more to want.
@insanityrabbit24065 жыл бұрын
Man, I'd love to see a game dev tycoon video. It brings back so many memories. But mostly the one where I always got to a point where I got stuck. At some point I guess I felt behind and I could only create shite games for some reason. I'd love to get a way to get past that
@thediamondponies43965 жыл бұрын
Yes
@colemandenny25425 жыл бұрын
I agree with you We should have tea sometime
@VoltzPlayer5 жыл бұрын
@@milesy35 yeah I always found it quite funny how I would sit down and drink tea while playing a game where the characters would not down and drink tea
@parkwilkinson35435 жыл бұрын
"We are living in a society where you're either making pineapples or moving pineapples. Do you know what? I think that is a technically perfect way to live your life!" ~The Spiffing Brit That needs to be on a shirt....
@davidpierce31145 жыл бұрын
I love how aggressively British the Spiffing Brit is
@Drundt584 жыл бұрын
That sounds like an oxymoron
@drbritishdude4 жыл бұрын
@@Drundt58 it's not
@LordMarcus4 жыл бұрын
He's certainly spiffing.
@FloopyNupers4 жыл бұрын
How does one take over the world? British accent
@Vixen15254 жыл бұрын
@@FloopyNupers hmmm.. Let me think about Hitler... I think the german, austrian accent tried it many times before.
@pallasicemage5 жыл бұрын
_UN Headquarters:_ Spiff has solved world hunger in mere 30 minutes! Why haven´t we thought about that method before??
@phreeze835 жыл бұрын
and augmented the poverty-rate to 100% ^^
@beelal64075 жыл бұрын
@@phreeze83 better to be poor and full than rich and starve
@250-daffazhafrank35 жыл бұрын
bee LaL but the rich doesn’t really starve
@maxim3775 жыл бұрын
@@beelal6407 Better to be rich and full then poor and starve* A rich person could buy a resturant, a poor person might be able to eat on the regular.
@rickieboy2465 жыл бұрын
@@maxim377 Its a proverb, it doesn't take into account that a rich person is able to buy food. its about the choice you can make. have money, which doesn't necesarily means you'll have food. or be poor but guaranteed being well fed.
@Spessforce5 жыл бұрын
You have basically made a 40k agricultural world focused solely on pineapple production
@reelraccoon3 жыл бұрын
21:27 seconds for spiff to start placing toll roads in a video about toll roads!
@capitalismandkindness67745 жыл бұрын
want to see this in real life? Come to NORWAY it's a 25min drive to the city from my apartment, how many tollbooth? 4!!! thats 8 there and back! haha
@MrShedom84 жыл бұрын
@@TaikaJamppa there is always an finnish to rub it in hahaha
@svenjorgensenn84184 жыл бұрын
Texas is the same tons of toll roads that only pay the Saudis and Dubai.
@spilleren91734 жыл бұрын
Take the bus.
@abhijitkhare68383 жыл бұрын
In India, where I live, there are tolls only at city borders, I think. I don't know for sure though, I haven't travelled that much.
@AndrewMitchell1233 жыл бұрын
jeez Norway you bonkers lol I am from Czech Republic, I've never seen a tool booth in my entire life, even tho I've traveled quite a bit across continental Europe :D
@coleydragon78395 жыл бұрын
Everyone: global warming is killing our planet Spiff: exploiting the world death to kill coffee drinkers, magnificent
@evilskills5 жыл бұрын
I mean that also affects tea
@Nixolas_Zinn4 жыл бұрын
same with tea.... though we can either make the plants adapt to different temperatures, or make a greenhouse habitat that's literally built to house the plant to enable it to live in an artificial habitat
@commonsense39944 жыл бұрын
ill say it once! . . . coffee in the morning and tea in the afternoon / night! Boom! lol . . . see we can all find common ground and mature as individuals and a society of people xP now lets find a way to save them both
@tegridyweed1183 жыл бұрын
@@commonsense3994 Anyone with some common sense would just drink coffee all hours of the day.
@bismarckandthekriegsmarine29542 жыл бұрын
@@Nixolas_Zinn We can just colonize the moon and grow tea there!
@jakelauzon26925 жыл бұрын
I would love to see another CK2 vid, it was what got me into this channel in the beginning! 100 Stat man must exist again! Huzzah!
@Unbeniamhable5 жыл бұрын
“No exploits” *HAS 3 VIDEOS ON IT* Are you sure about that
@monobrow5385 жыл бұрын
R/wooosh
@DiddyJuicer5 жыл бұрын
R/woooosh
@Unbeniamhable5 жыл бұрын
For those who don’t understand this simple joke It’s a joke You’re wooshing yourself
@coleturnbull40985 жыл бұрын
In age of civilization 2 you can pay anyone any amount to declare war on anyone
@rlsauce61325 жыл бұрын
That sounds truly fascinating
@JustaGuy_Gaming5 жыл бұрын
So the dev team just went "We could code in the area of effect for each and ever farm boost, or we could just say f it and make it map wide?" But hey at least they put in those circles to make it look like it works.
@Brandon250433 жыл бұрын
Its most likely that they tried to get aoe to work but ran into issues and didnt have time to try and get it to work properly
@davidmathis77804 жыл бұрын
Wow that's broken bad. I like how the edict exploit fits in with the theme of Tropico though, i.e. corruption, embezzlement, etc. That actually felt kind of legitimate!
@cedlala5 жыл бұрын
I discovered this channel a few weeks ago and I have to say it's refreshing to finally see a gaming channel with a unique personality! I love your content Spiffing Brit! Continue exploiting every game that takes pride in being ''balanced''.
@emirdiegomontes64115 жыл бұрын
Can we just agree that this lad is the best beta player?
@cedlala5 жыл бұрын
@@emirdiegomontes6411: Undubitably
@wardedthorn65235 жыл бұрын
"Mwah, thank you, queenie!" -Spiff 2019
@hatman95315 жыл бұрын
Queenie is the main character in a fury comic about animal abuse 😊🔫
@wardedthorn65235 жыл бұрын
@@hatman9531 It cost you nothing to not tell me that
@colony40675 жыл бұрын
Watching your videos actually makes me want to drink tea, what is this power you posses?? Edit: I think you should make a video on Kenshi.
@jaybonkersbonkers36132 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed laughing at your tropico videos so much iv just purchased the game. I tilt my top hat to you my tea drinking brother
@ericmcquisten Жыл бұрын
Yes, I've purchased at least a dozen games because of Spiffing Brit
@olivialambert41245 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine the citizens. Living in a shack and see El Presidente building a mass amount of nice new houses. Then when their hopes are high they watch them all get demolished and walk back to their shack with a tear in their eye. And repeat.
@wyvers65565 жыл бұрын
tollbooth exploits? sounds familiar...is this city skylines?
@adamgray17535 жыл бұрын
Pay $1000+ in tolls just to go to the supermarket both ways. Well!
@ohuckabee5 жыл бұрын
Hello. I am proud citizen on island of El Presidente. Every day we eat pineapple and drink pineapple juice. Our home and furniture are made of pineapple. When we harvest pineapple and put in basket, new pineapple has already grown. El Presidente wish to create new island made of pineapple to grow pineapple on, and pineapple dock and boat to ship harvest to foreigner. "Pineapple" no longer sound like word to anyone on island anymore. On positive side, no citizen has scurvy.
@johankoen59335 жыл бұрын
I don't suppose you'd be able to break XCOM 2.
@brendenjans48395 жыл бұрын
I just started playing long war and I would be so happy
@johankoen59335 жыл бұрын
@@brendenjans4839 Would Spiff breaking the game help you beat it?
@brendenjans48395 жыл бұрын
@@johankoen5933 Spiff would require the might of the entire British empire to win that battle against my incompetence
@monkey-._5 жыл бұрын
MORDHAUUUUUUU!!!!!! Defend the tea tycoon with lutes, use the peasant perk, it’s so fun!!
@dat_asian_dude3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna say that after I found your channel, I binged about 45+ videos in the last 2 days..... *cough cough*
@TheDyingFox4 жыл бұрын
23:12 "going to set them to random toll" imagine if there actually existed random toll, every car that pass pays somewhere between 1 and 2000+
@shippersbigadventure5 жыл бұрын
love the CK2 Stat man series and huzzar for PG tips
@killidaenarrameos12165 жыл бұрын
kenshi sounds like fun, just as tea :)
@michaelthaller65895 жыл бұрын
There is a mod in the steam workshop to add tea plantations, processing and presumably some to drink... havn't tried it yet, but, ya know tea.
@XanthIllion5 жыл бұрын
Hey, KZbin Algorithm! Over here! Hehe. Made you look.
@jabcmw12 жыл бұрын
Amazing how much the channel has grown
@xFireball623x Жыл бұрын
The nonstop guerrilla attacks, fires, 5% approval, protests at the end is hilarious 😂
@lemiru5 жыл бұрын
100 stat kenshi sounds great
@theeutecticpoint5 жыл бұрын
+
@cuttlefish61325 жыл бұрын
There are too many pineapples. But never too much Tea. ;)
@dinispaiva31265 жыл бұрын
You know what's never too much also. Good old coffee.
@strangerakari28365 жыл бұрын
Yay, another episode of Briffing Spit playing as intended! Also, jokes on you, I was drinking cold beer.
@cjwardill Жыл бұрын
I know this is really old but Pineapple Tea is a thing. Pineapple Cranberry Green Tea is particularly good if you're congested
@azmanabdula5 жыл бұрын
"What have you been eating" "Just pineapples, my guts are fucking killing me"
@ninjagoat29945 жыл бұрын
Anything: *Doesnt have exploits* Spiff: EPXPLOOIIIIT IT
@U6kCtBuN5 жыл бұрын
ah the citizen of tropico. he protecc he attacc but most importantly he live in S.H.A.C.C.
@GeneralColts20125 жыл бұрын
Wonderful! Kenshit- 100 STAT MAN would be teatastic!
@MattHew-rq8zw5 жыл бұрын
"Can we nerf the Spiff in the next update?" ... Silence fills the board room "after enough cups of coffee, we might come up with a plan... But until then Angela, no."
@BlazeXangel275 жыл бұрын
Why yes, I would love to see just how perfectly balanced Kenshi is, good sir. **sips tea**
@jacobwalters66875 жыл бұрын
I believe it's now time to invent some pineapple tea to make this island even more profitable
@sonnyboybeavers5495 жыл бұрын
Thank god everything is back to normal.
@Void_The_Sinner5 жыл бұрын
you say that, but i oddly miss the stock photo watermark...
@NotNicot5 жыл бұрын
30 minutes of Tropico 6 with the best KZbinr ever, Spiffingbrit : )
@neal52513 жыл бұрын
I love how a nun pops up sometimes in this game and you completely ignore it 😂
@eliasainsworth36452 жыл бұрын
Spiff should try Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom lol. A lot of tea can be grown in this game XD
@eindummkopf29705 жыл бұрын
Always have a cuppa when i watch spiff and refill when ordered Im probably the only one
@RisingRevengeance5 жыл бұрын
Of course I always have a large cup of coffee ready
@adolfhitler79435 жыл бұрын
Tf did you just say?
@70M805 жыл бұрын
History of Dole taking over Hawaii: Abridged
@temporaryname41215 жыл бұрын
I love the random fuckery you do in these games
@dkkoala15 жыл бұрын
Game dev tycoon used to have a perfectly balanced feature where if you released a mmo and then continuously released expansions for it, it would create exponential growth of the sales no matter how bad the ratings of the expansion were. Game plan would be to get to mmo as fast as possible with a bit of money saved up, release the best mmo you can and then immediately start work on an expansion. Haven't played the game in a while so it might have been patched but it worked in the earlier versions right after release.
@hunter_02215 жыл бұрын
Spiff: More Pinapples Them: No Spiff: More. Pinapples. Them: Pls Spiff: PINEAPPLES Them: OMG Spiff: *P I N E A P P L E S*
@orrrk15 жыл бұрын
game dev tycoon!! great as always spiff All hail Tea
@GX-tx7bz5 жыл бұрын
Would love this
@dvdkolk5 жыл бұрын
I've played that game. Hell, I even have a lets play of it online. Would love to see him break it!
@TnegaLibram5 жыл бұрын
In this video, Spiff builds the Large Piña collider.
@xyaless5 жыл бұрын
I love it when i misunderstand him "Well, hello i am the Spitting Brick"
@mikkoj.heikkinen81815 жыл бұрын
grabbed a cup of tea. wasnt dissapointed. honestly one of the best gaming vids Ive ever seen :D
@sesinko5 жыл бұрын
i really enjoy your ck2 videos. 100 stat man is so much fun :)
@Grimeaper5 жыл бұрын
I honestly think things like this should never be patched out. It is of course broken but it is also a choice. If you wish to do this then allow it. There are people who wish to be strict and will follow the rules no matter what and there will always, always be people like Mr. Tea above. Making it harder on them honestly isn't right in my opinion allow them to exploit your mistake embrace your mistake let the new play style exist. If it becomes something that can say legit break the game (not the above it is easy mode) then yeah but otherwise let it stand is my answer.
@thomasmair904010 ай бұрын
sadly those tricks don't work anymore
@tylerroman41792 ай бұрын
I really want a website that compiles all of Spiffs exploits and says which ones are still viable or got patched
@andrewmcginley59465 жыл бұрын
I really like that you finished the game’s goal in this video. I understand that isn’t always possible time wise but it is really nice when you do.
@misium5 жыл бұрын
This guy has genuinely multiplied my use of tea.
@nkk86215 жыл бұрын
Who thinks spiff should break simple planes? No. Okay. Worth a try.
@hayokamikaze58962 жыл бұрын
Clearly someone should mod the pineapple plantations to be tea plantations.
@calliopeirwin7125 жыл бұрын
we do love taxation. that's why we tried to make the ultimate cup of tea in honor of the Queen.
@lemax68655 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the famous Boston sea-salted tea mix.
@tb8413 жыл бұрын
Since starting watching Spiff videos abouy a month ago, my tea consumption has increased by about 1000%. This is completely balanced 👌😄
@tim92nordlund3 жыл бұрын
More Governor! More! Always more!
@LookForwardd5 жыл бұрын
I love coffee, but I also love Spiff I'm conflicted
@nicklynam18915 жыл бұрын
Me too lmfao
@tongrats22145 жыл бұрын
Tropico's developers wants to know your location
@redmoon3835 жыл бұрын
What if I've already subscribed?!?! The queen gave me no fall back plan! I NEED MORE TEA DAMNIT!
@maxine39782 жыл бұрын
The spiffing brit is what you get when you create a neural network with just a simple "ooga booga more is gooder" objective function to maximize
@Elisebot_albion5 жыл бұрын
wait a sec Spiff... you never knew you can make pineapple tea with its skin? just letting it out there for all our tea enthusiasts
@HappyBeezerStudios5 жыл бұрын
And today I learned: The 2nd British Empire starts by Australia having a bunch of pineapples
@Kalleosini5 жыл бұрын
Can we have them all? CK2, Kenshi, Skyrim, Gamedev Tycn, mordhau. it all sounds absolutely spiffing.
@Frekles1555 жыл бұрын
Yes, it does sound. I'll start making some tea.
@MCWaffles2003-15 жыл бұрын
Total War: Three Kingdoms will have grand tea houses in it. cant wait to see you have fun with that :D
@AbtinX Жыл бұрын
Approval rating: 8% Rishi Sunak levels of approval achieved
@thyrrin50335 жыл бұрын
That kenshi video would be awesome, great vid as always
@aaronclark76455 жыл бұрын
Pineapples.. no tea... But what about... Pineapple tea
@skorpion7DE5 жыл бұрын
Breaking Skyrim is always fun but a Mordhau video sounds intersting aswell...
@FarukAFeres5 жыл бұрын
dwarf fortress: 100 stat dwarf/beastman on adventure break a vault loot everything to your dwarf fortress and break the game somehow
@morganseppy51805 жыл бұрын
The tea in this video is superb--just superb!
@indre40142 жыл бұрын
Me: trying to avoid bankruptcy. The spiffing brit: pineapple plantations go brrrrrrr
@アニメのゴミ5 жыл бұрын
Finally watching one of these videos with a cup of tea. Sadly, I couldn't find Yorkshire and had to settle with Twining's.
@BAN3FromNoWhere5 жыл бұрын
Better than what I had to settle for.
@NorCalTraveler4 жыл бұрын
I really do hate coffee... Tea though, is simply amazing!
@H2OHydraulic5 жыл бұрын
I love your vids Spiff!!! I would love to see some Kenshi!!
@ziggitee35005 жыл бұрын
Spiff: look at how nice im being to this colony me: let the British flow through you
@Paul-kd3ui9 ай бұрын
7:21 the menacing kill button at the bottom!!, too much power!!!
@ThulerPedro155 жыл бұрын
I also love pineapple, but I'm sadly very very allergic to them nowadays :(
@TheZerbio5 жыл бұрын
How about Avorion is a perfectly balanced Game ? (Hint: Become a royal Pirat)
@LunaliBrighteyes2 жыл бұрын
I was disappointed, every time you put down two ports next to each other I was hoping for a paradox pun.😁
@kandilyabra5 жыл бұрын
Gosh! I hate coffee so much that I dedicate my mornings to destroying its supplies every morning. More over, I preserve tea supplies by having it 3-4 times a week. I await the times when we can rejoice and have just TEA in our universe. Please, continue making more trópico and cash sim games.
@manfrom20xx135 жыл бұрын
Ahh I can smell the natural talent of bug-finding, game-breaking, and exploiting game mechanics from so far it smells like tea.
@VaImorian5 жыл бұрын
Everyone: We must stop global warming! :c Spiff: GLOBAL WARMING IS OUR BIGGEST FRIEND! :D