Troy Catches a Football

[@Jay_M...]

"They took me to the YMCA...and they carved a triangle into my forehead. And they said "Kid... Now you know the truth". I never forgot that day. I'll never forget it."

[@janinerusinovich3040]

he's funny i love him

[@skapnpie5055]

This is actually entry 88

[@SuperFrankieOSX]

Tim opens the final present

[@swarwberry]

This made me laugh more than necessary...

[@KaiiLikeHawaii]

TIM STOPPED TAKING HIS PILLS

[@dreadedsnail985]

He's making holy water

[@STUPIDMOSTOFTHETIME]

Chef tim

[@dostimesnoah]

Tim is apparently cooking nightmares and PTSD

[@TheShortGirl666]

Chemtrails.

[@TheHappyMadman]

spirit cooking

[@j-6833]

NAYR Reviews Yummy.

[@deert33th]

they sure do like making tim cough up miscellaneous substances and have seizures while leaning against stuff

[@EnfadTheFangirl]

i think he likes it too

[@6201ize]

What if Tim in Marble Hornets started his own cooking show and that was how it was like. I'd watch it all fucking day.

[@wolfy_wolf419]

FoxFanWithGlasses me to

[@typewriter3943]

Tim says: "New tapes." Me: O.O TAPES EVERYWHERE!!!

[@shadowofadoubt14]

Which poor soul had to edit this?

[@TheShortGirl666]

MithrandirTheCage Brian

[@levred9131]

MithrandirTheCage Slender Man, poor guy

[@psychtruff]

+MithrandirTheCage Either troy or joseph, they're the main editors

[@CH4R0N_TH3_SP1D3R]

@@TheShortGirl666 brian:it was terrible and everybody went insane after it.

[@randomplaylists6789]

How did everyone miss that Tim said new tapes marble hornets reference lol

[@DarkenedArk]

"Area 51. Roswell, New Mexico. It's all fucking real I swear to god!" _This will forever be my favorite quote_

[@marmiteghost]

oh cool a new totheark video

[@sillybeastmonkey7397]

😅😅

[@Iampeeb]

anon03030605 Okay, That Right There Is Funny.

[@UnchartedGamerandReviewer]

+anon03030605 *charges you for murder for killing poptart*

[@kabliekke]

38 hours of funny

[@Harlequin619]

+anon03030605 In this case a youtubepoop

[@fuzzyblond99]

is this the trailer for marble hornets

[@CalebPeer]

"They took me to the YMCA, carved a triangle into my forehead, and said, 'kid, now you know the truth.' I'll never forget that day..." This has got to be one of my favorite THAC videos xD

[@WeAllWitnessed]

IT HAPPENED 1000 YEARS AGO ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

[@Armydude1233]

It's like they took all of their absurdist humor and tropes (conspiracy theories, space, weird alternate names, buttmemes, etc.) and just got really, really pissed off at it. As a result, they made this chaotic mess to vent their anger.

[@ronniehalvorsen]

I love how fast this derailed

[@DdyJayC]

If anybody asks me what THAC is, I'm going to direct them to this video and not say another word.

[@TV247]

At first I was like "Troy catches a football? It's gonna hit him in the face in a funny way." Then I was like "Short and sweet ok." And then I was like "Holy shit there's like a lot coming at me!" And finally I was like "Oh...my...god. Who is it! I need to find out more!"

[@Inunah]

Tim seemed to be channeling his inner Morningstar Sinclair in this video.

[@spinchcore]

TheInunah oml

[@AnnTheAnonymous]

I'm going to have to watch this over and over until I figure out what each of them is saying. Possibly my new favorite THAC video.

[@outsorced4830]

The THAC team has a mental breakdown for 3 mins straight

[@lll-cz7yg]

is tim cooking water?

[@pusheen9904]

what has this world gone to

[@kornykatz]

Oh my god he is- Illuminati confirmed

[@goodbye8816]

Yep just cooking some delicious water

[@dreadedsnail985]

He's making holy water

[@dakotagrace1409]

Troy: watcha doin Tim Tim: I'm making holy water Troy: what how? And why? Tim: I'm boiling the he'll out of it Troy: Tim, take your pills

[@Traykendude21]

I'm not sure where you guys are going anymore, but I think I'm okay with it.

[@PheonyxJay]

I don't know either, just let them go, let them be free

[@beslothbis7274]

I just find Joseph so cute at the beginning when he tries to be be cool and just stops halfway ^-^

[@pastelaine_art]

03:00 .... Oh totheark is .... taking this channel... p.s. tim should be in "master chef" or any cooking show because he's the only chef the cooks water while hosting

[@user-kq6qp8qk3l]

....Tim scares me more then he did in Marble Hornets...

[@wolfy_wolf419]

try waching this in the dark

[@call_me.n7130]

Why doesTim scares you🤣

[@fruityeel]

oH NO TIM WAS CONSUMED BY DARKNESS

[@TheAmetralladora]

Amelia Lozano he didn't took his pills

[@DefinetelyNotAnAlien]

Amelia Lozano He probably just read some fanfictions of him and Brian.

[@Tessa_Ryan]

I'm liking this mainly due to the pain it must have been for Troy to edit this. And also wtf.

[@goatpriestess1202]

watch Troy takes a trip

[@Tessa_Ryan]

IKR

[@Contradi]

I'm really happy this exists.

[@AnneIllustrating]

KZbin: The Movie ...actually, no, it's missing the let's play footage...

[@Kaidantonio333]

JediAnn Solo ...KZbin in a nutshell. Subscriber pleas, merch promotions, funny stuff, Illuminati conspiracy crap, song covers, animals, funky effects, floating text, animations, cooking tutorials, argh. Yes, the Let's Play is the only thing lacking. 9.5/10. Tee hee.

[@VioletUltraViolet]

***** also Bill Gates doesnt give a fuck about video games

[@VioletUltraViolet]

+JediAnn Solo also just realized, those videos where the ads and promos of their shit are longer than what the videos are actually about

[@nightmareemma]

JediAnn Solo And the drawing vid

[@girzarro]

Okay, I thought Marble Hornets was over

[@strawberizzy8127]

this is so me and my friends in late night Skype calls XD

[@strawberizzy8127]

"they took me to the YMCA and carved a triangle in my forehead" that's how Tim became a proxy XD

[@werleidet2337]

+Friskyfriskisfrisky he didn't.

[@Steve_the_Radroach]

Tim is not a Proxy, they don't exist in MH

[@robertsmithfan877]

MSPaintArtist HES NOT A PROXY OMG

[@warponysongs4]

Don't hate XDDD

[@applestobuttercups6035]

Tim is cooking creepypasta 👍🏻👻

[@Ponycactus]

Badum tss

[@nuorichosha973]

Shadow ___ I don't even know how to respond to that. It beautiful.

[@SigilWizardClassic]

Welp, at least I know the melting point of steel now.

[@ХристиянНинов]

It happened 5000 years ago, it's happening again.

[@johnblake6633]

Troy Wagner: MVP of the year.

[@dragonforcedupon]

Guys, I've figured it all out! I think this might relate to the new '44' project they have in the works. Notice how the S and the L are swapped around in 'like' and 'subscribe'. A piece of witty repartee, or something more? Notice again that in the credits, the letters A and E are capitalised in the word 'anime' and the entire word 'soup' is also capitalised. When we arrange these letters into the right order, it reveals the one clue which finally provides fans of marble hornets with all the answers they need: SOUP SALE It all makes sense now, the entire marble hornets series was a massive ploy by the American Government to sell cans of soup at a discount price. What has this world come to? WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?

[@Rainbro359]

Be logical. Its a coincidence. Where is your information coming from, I WANT NAMES!!!

[@dragonforcedupon]

Charlie Blunt I'm not at liberty to divulge any information regarding my sources at the present time. I think the higher ups are already on to me, I keep receiving cans of Bachelor's tomato soup in my mailbox...

[@KindaSpookyMedia]

Snowball fight IV and tingle mingles were never uploaded you friggin liars. I haven't even seen the first 3.

[@morraanime4768]

Team Rammyz wait,is u real?

[@cheezburgerforcats]

I liked the part where Troy talked about his jelly bean addiction. Who else liked that part? I liked that part a lot. I think it's probably my favorite part. Favorite part of the video that is. This video. It's my favorite part of this video. Not any other video though, because that part isn't in the other videos. The part with Troy talking about his jelly bean addiction, which isn't talked about in any other video out there. That part is only this video, which is probably why I like it so much.

[@King_Waddle_Dee]

It's time We must ascend

[@TwighlightLugia]

A work that will go on in cinematic history.

[@TheShortGirl666]

"Please....I really needs this."

[@Cr4zdv3iws]

Tim: new tapes me: TAPESSS! THE TAPES!

[@sad_wittle_puttytat_8011]

This is what the inside of my head sounds like when I'm trying to sleep at 3am

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

This week THAC responds to Adult Swim's Too Many Cooks.... And let the nightmare commence!!

[@williamflynn8010]

And I thought marble hornets and to the ark was scary!

[@TheAetherpunk]

I think we broke them.

[@Afrecta]

Wait a second... that wasn't footall! :O

[@Rainbro359]

Hey America. Merica. Over here. Why is it called FOOTball. Hey Merica. Murica. Stop ignoring me.

[@Afrecta]

Charlie Blunt wot

[@burningflurber]

Colten Leathers yeah its a bit confusing in america they call it soccer, but it was actually and australian rules football which is a bit like a tennis ball, but more elongated

[@Afrecta]

***** I understand the concept, I just don't understand the person talking to me prior.

[@burningflurber]

Colten Leathers i think they were speaking deliberately obtusely. (also my facts about the foot ball shapes were not real)

[@twostatesonebraincell8915]

They took me to the YMCA they carved a triangle into my forehead

[@moregan101]

Hey guys Tina Weymouth here

[@jeandizon4152]

Am I the only one who noticed the freak out thing in the credits? Or...

[@gothmew4788]

I did

[@LorinZeWolf]

That was creepy as fuck

[@chickenfingergaming8320]

Same

[@PhineasPhishUK]

ChemicalFallAtTheDisco Yes you're the only one what freak out thing are you talking about there's no freak out thing are you okay do you need medication

[@EnderandSkull]

I saw it

[@tokesntears5929]

Is it bad that Tim scared me

[@chickenfingergaming8320]

Now i know for a fact they did indeed make marble hornets.

[@Zidabrine1]

I cant breathe,Masky was trying to take control like fuck this shit.XD

[@SleepGoblin69]

Zidabrine X3

[@Zidabrine1]

Hey kun :3

[@internet_creature]

Masky Has A Camera

[@wolfy_wolf419]

Masky Kun is this what you do when your not on KZbin?

[@healingv1sion]

I am proud of myself for subscribing to this fine channel.

[@maryaogacha8154]

I showed my friend this... She thought I was insane for watching this.

[@habitsrabbit]

2:23 "You take your space dollars, your space bucks, and then you cut them into bit bucks. It's like computer money, and you take the computer money and you invest it in a better computer to get more computer money. And then you go and buy anything you want with it, you can buy anything! You can buy ----" Troy was informing us of cryptocurrency before it got as popular as it is.

[@sangriam7580]

That was much more glorious than I expected.

[@micahbeard4641]

I feel like this is way more entertaining than most people realize.

[@EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle]

this is art

[@PheonixStarsx]

*when Tim stops taking his pills*

[@BrennanDemarest]

What a time we live in.

[@DefinetelyNotAnAlien]

At the end at 3:14 is Joseph waving a goodbye? It more looks like he waves something away. XD

[@n33dlebabe80]

I love Thac's weird ass stuff so much, it just escalates and escalates until you finally feel like you're on drugs. Or wondering what went wrong. 😆

[@TheHolderOfTheStory]

2:52 Marble Hornets prequel?

[@Sedric-and-Charlie]

the autocaption on this is a sight to behold

[@killroy814]

I now question my sanity.

[@fre2725]

Love your work guys. ("Troy Catches a Footbal" is a work of art. The darker the better.)

[@CuteStreamerGirl]

Chemtrails.

[@bloodvial_6987]

Tim: "area 51 (blah blah blah) they're all frickin real I swear!" I died 😂👌

[@jmckenzie962]

I lost it when he said "Hey guys, Tina Weymouth here"

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

I come back to this video once in a while to remind myself of the insanity that was this channel

[@butsutekkai1]

This might be the best thing I've ever seen

[@Silly_Gooose]

Oh my god, They have been lying about their names the whole time!!! D:

[@mysticcatstudios6683]

Actually at the YMCA while watching this... now I'm scared...

[@Harlequin619]

I've learned sooooooo much from this video.

[@HuntinaterH]

this reminded me SO MUCH of don't hug me I'm scared.

[@aRandomGooglePlusAccount]

OMG 28 seconds of content and 2:50 of credits XD

[@toastghost3174]

"here's Trevor, he's gonna tell you--" "Hey guys Tina waymuth here" When i tell you i WHEEZED 😭😱😂

[@rainbowjellyphish216]

Oh thank god, now I know the melting point of steel.

[@ariesonline7992]

anime; theres blood everywhere I LOST IT

[@lookfromthehyperboles6789]

totheark's new video "football" is looking great. looks like hoody was alive after all.

[@goodbye8816]

These cant be the same people that made marble hornets

[@NovusLampshade]

Watching this with auto-captions gives the video a whole new meaning.

[@metra8604]

Meat ring

[@jeffgeminis]

well that was terrifying on so many new levels

[@Ark_Hornet]

did anyone else notice that after Tim mentioned tapes he went insane

[@kanua5]

So can you explain this subscribe thing one more time, it wasn't quite clear.

[@igreatlyandpowerfullydisag3681]

You just gotta... You know Do a.... And here's my buddy Adam to tell you how to subscribe!!!!

[@morelsupports]

me trying to make a school project longer and up that word count

[@LuficariusRatspeed]

I find it hilarious that after 6 months, this video is now one of the most popular on the channel.

[@AdamOfNebb]

Way to catch Troy!

[@kristinmccain1892]

That ending though. It was just so beautiful.

[@KatarinaHar]

my favorite filmmakers

[@Sammy-do9uf]

The editing took 10 days OH NO the poor guy who edit this died after he edit this

[@outerworldchild6733]

Now that i've watched this i think i'm scared of tim's anger. Uhhh.... sombody protect me (puts my knees up to my chest and rocks back and forth)

[@ChristianKapsalakis]

Can't wait 'till next totheark video.Oh *ahem* I mean THAC.

[@skyloser659]

i have no idea what i have witnessed today but i really don't regret anything about clicking on this video XD

[@rred452]

That wasn't a football. I have been decieved.

[@SunoxMoon]

Oh gosh I miss THAC so much....

[@liutanas]

ME TOO- OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE FROM 2021 ARE HERE STILL-

[@SunoxMoon]

@@liutanas oh and I am back for this.

[@liutanas]

@@SunoxMoon i just got this notification and i was so confused until i clicked it and realised, and yeah, same

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Hey guys it's 2024 and now and THAC still hasn't uploaded

[@yukiproxy2372]

omg this was more weird than the other videos lmao...but I love them. I really love these guys.

[@chrisward1390]

Just a normal. day in thac hq