Dark Matter ZION WILLIAMSON is HERE! NBA 2K21

[@eehansaqib9762]

Imagine your parents walk into you watching a 33 yr old eating crayons

[@hezekiahgeorge6050]

lmao

[@Nosramedaj989]

LOL

[@Ls.swapped66]

I'd rather not imagine that.

[@bobbyjeffjr]

😂

[@bobbyjeffjr]

It's funny cuz it can happen to me at any time.

[@ZayRashod]

"we dont want kids eating our crayon it could stunt their growth!" *meanwhile Troydan at age 33 washing them down with a Pepsi in a Tubeman Inflatable suit

[@sebastianbeen1289]

Hahaha

[@kadensk3]

Zay dawg tf u doing here😂

[@guyharvey9041]

Zaddy

[@justdevodon6118]

i think troy is the kid that ate the crayons

[@diegov507]

U know Troy is going to do anything for that dark matter zion and mj

[@Demon-Speeding]

Bro he dropped all 2.3 mil on him lol he coulda saved so much MT but oh well it is what it is👀

[@shermaribowens9749]

Cuh

[@t-bone971]

ANYTHING? ;)

[@blazin2200]

Even that gawk gawk 3000

[@lileli2840]

What about lonnzoo

[@MasonStrickler08]

Can we all please take a second to appreciate what troydan goes through for our entertainment

[@mattsotera8947]

I pray for the therapist in the future that will have to deal with Troys shit

[@ssjyohansertv]

Or the doctors doing surgery on his stomach💀

[@xnicetrym8x940]

This is the comment 👑👑👑

[@pepe_the_man2873]

@ceylani gotta taste the rainbow

[@nahyoungmont8897]

Like the shit he’s done or his actual shit

[@thegooch367]

“I’ve been eyeing the grape one” like they’re fucking flavors

[@LJ-vl2wl]

LMAOO

[@appleman5026]

Bro it’s a joke

[@emmyfrosh1203]

Troydans poop finna be multicolored

[@t-bone971]

finna be a whole damn rainbow

[@nightstormzackary8102]

skittles: taste the rainbow

[@legitlazzer1877]

Gonna look like the pride flag

[@Bttrmnro]

@@legitlazzer1877 ITS GONNA COME OUT DJEHDBHEOSUE*DJDOIWNWISJD

[@donovan9237]

don’t say finna u12

[@blazin2200]

Troydan: I highly recommend not to eat crayons Yeah I think the box says that too 💀

[@ttalk2k799]

Imagine watching this as a new viewer lol

[@tawanawilliams6006]

Yep I been sub

[@domj7827]

Facts they wouldn't understand anything 💀

[@marcosxfern]

Ur a new sub joined KZbin a year ago bitch

[@parkerlandergan8217]

@@ttalk2k799 why the sparkles???

[@killcanaan3286]

@@parkerlandergan8217 he’s gay

[@somregularguy]

The day has come where Troy doesn’t care for Galaxy Opals 😭

[@-ben--]

Didnt happen till july last year lol

[@godofbananas6005]

@@-ben-- no cause last year opals were the best thing

[@undrwdproductions]

@@cameronsaintjohn9460 which were opals

[@undrwdproductions]

@@cameronsaintjohn9460 ye they were dude

[@undrwdproductions]

@@cameronsaintjohn9460 but goat cards were opals dude💀💀

[@alexcaruso9422]

This man will do anything for a good my team card

[@chocolatebacon1712]

that’s the point of the video

[@kaboomtnt1830]

You new here?

[@matthewmcdonough5302]

Yaaa THINK!!!

[@bryanneira1725]

Facts

[@BucketHatRyRy]

Are you new?

[@Imaginaryanalysis9]

Troydan pack openings honestly is one of the few things on earth that give me pure joy

[@michaelavery1404]

I can’t believe this man is actually eating crayons

[@janokalashyan2682]

It’s chocolate

[@tristenmelder4138]

@@janokalashyan2682 fr no way he’s eating real crayons 😂

[@KingVal20]

@@tristenmelder4138 it’s actually edible

[@STR1NGB34N1]

And he ain’t even take the paper off ☠️

[@Ximbrikito]

Really?! What about spend +4M VC and not a single DM Card? Don't you think that's a bit more impressive?! Not to mention nonsense?

[@bobbyjeffjr]

Man that tweet sound effect never gets old.

[@funnabe5415]

this man just paid for a 2k employees entire years worth salary

[@-ben--]

Its funny cause its true.

[@alecgreene9116]

“What did u do last night” “ i watched a 33 year old play video games and eat crayons”

[@panthergaming2591]

2K- “What should the color of this card be?” Random 2K Worker- “Yo I just unlocked Dark Matter on Bo3” 2K- “THAT’S GENIUS WE SHALL CALL THE CARDS DARK MATTER”

[@parkergibb8005]

Wasn’t dark matter 2k15 too?

[@itz_vital1197]

@@parkergibb8005 I don’t think I think it was just GO

[@endk.3500]

@@parkergibb8005 if it was what was the point of having it in the game if you’re just gonna take it out and wait 5 years to put it back in?

[@parkergibb8005]

@@endk.3500 idk madden does that idk I never even played 2k15

[@snvids208]

@@parkergibb8005 nah 2k15-2k18 highest was pink diamond, 2k19 was first GO and this is the first dark matter card ever

[@challengestars3495]

if troy don’t end up in the hospital after this he’s definitely a higher power

[@twistedoxen4229]

Nah bro he was the crackhead kid that got hit with two basketballs

[@beansniffer4458]

Don’t you just love watching a grown man in an inflatable tube costume opening virtual packs and eating crayons

[@K_D_A]

It’s what I subscribed for

[@karionparks3048]

@@K_D_A same

[@kaihook6235]

yes

[@trendkillninetyone]

😂👌

[@amogus5534]

Now thats what you call content

[@Ls.swapped66]

Piggy wants his crayons back.

[@jacksonross4005]

This is why they have to make non toxic crayons

[@malakicapalot]

Not even for kids 😂

[@Yearlybow]

Crayons aren’t even toxic in the first place

[@amogus5534]

@@Yearlybow some are

[@jayyrrook]

@@amogus5534 not crayola

[@cuhecutioner]

5:26 “you’re the reason we’re not allowed to go to the family reunion” 😭🤣

[@floatyxdgaming8884]

Why don't they Have a Dark Matter Lonzo? That Would Be The Best Card In History

[@jalloham1219]

we already have dark matter lonzo *lonzo after trade rumors*

[@jalloham1219]

@@jonathansellars885 be careful bro troydan bouta put u in the basement 😂😂

[@brandongerlord6997]

Itd be overpowered

[@brandon2037]

Why Do You Capitilize Every Word You Type?

[@floatyxdgaming8884]

@@brandon2037 BeCause I Can Lol Sorry If I Offended You In Any Way

[@cuhecutioner]

10:01 WTF 🤣😭 THE BACKGROUND BRO😭😭

[@sashaangelkov7540]

Just by the thumbnail I can tell this is going to be great

[@OmarWkbari]

I mean Troydan doesn’t miss🤷🏽‍♂️

[@DinoAviation]

Fax

[@DinoAviation]

@@OmarWkbari fr bih

[@carcarstz1506]

Faxx

[@EZYxProven]

@@DinoAviation so says bih in 2021 cuh

[@nuggetishot]

One thing I love about troydan is that he has kept the same vibe he has kept the same tradition for every pack opening

[@aidanfisk2452]

I've been waiting for this ever since the cards dropped yessir

[@jacksonstoner8678]

Same bro

[@korhashamo]

Why⁉️ This is so dumb

[@quack2495]

@@korhashamo u a new viewer?

[@beansniffer4458]

@@korhashamo that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard

[@Baba-wf4lr]

@@korhashamoare u new😂

[@hunterviau6785]

This is one of the best Troydan videos in awhile

[@Atomic_Rage]

Alternate title: Grown man opens packs while Marines watch him eat a hearty meal.

[@ern8059]

They treating y’all with a 64 pack of crayons today?

[@2ksavant266]

Man these are my favorite kind of videos from TroyDan

[@YoThatsDMoney]

Yeah

[@jonahpenrose597]

everybody say happy birthday to troydan!!!

[@tawanawilliams6006]

It’s not his birthday

[@LkAcee]

@Jason Walworth so they are a clown? I don’t understand the overuse of the clown emoji just explain it clown 🤡

[@97mandoman]

I’m not even trippin on him eating crayons but that fact that he ate it with the paper still on it lol he outta pocket

[@jakemcgrath1662]

Yea fr

[@alonsoverastegui3713]

Look at the thumbnail and you can tell this is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@tawanawilliams6006]

Exactly

[@tawanawilliams6006]

U speaking facts my guy

[@masted881]

“Once you hit that ‘Buy VC’ button, you’ve already lost.”

[@cassiuspomeroy1658]

"DBG"

[@cameronbeech4054]

As a subway employee I can confirm that a locker code a day is in fact better than working at subway

[@GREENKNIGHT66]

11:24 is when he starts opening the packs

[@superseahawk4296]

Can we just shoutout to Troy's stomach?

[@brady7418]

And his poo

[@joshuahoffman2060]

@@brady7418 his poo would be happy to leave that living hell lmao

[@bottomscorechart_1486]

Whenever troy goes to the hospital his doctor must be so confused with everything he finds in his stomach

[@Davy_Wavy4]

Troydans challenge: Eating US marine rations

[@BabyyQuis]

lmao😂

[@pohjizzy]

lmaoooo

[@jaydadon6733]

He did russian rations before

[@tsgaming4664]

@@jaydadon6733 in the jail suit😂

[@Davy_Wavy4]

@@jaydadon6733 exactly

[@BoBosephus]

Troys the goat bro🐐

[@tdawgaroniandcheese]

"Get this stupid inflatable costume so I can eat a crayon" -Troydan, 2021

[@jonluepke7967]

Lmao what am I doing with my life... I'm watching a 33 yro adult with a squeaky ass voice eat crayons in a inflatable tube costume thinking black crayons are tasty 😂

[@kirollusbahdi9806]

At 7:21 it’s Troy naming all the kids in his basement

[@adamschleusner9507]

The love watching a 33 year old man eat crayons dressed as a flimsy balloon trying to pull a virtual card

[@danielye722]

I’m currently concerned about Troydan’s mental health

[@bobbyjeffjr]

Lmao

[@nateohplays]

Oh I missed these videos. They’re always streams now

[@gavingillman3250]

Isn’t a stream LOL it’s a premiere

[@nateohplays]

@@gavingillman3250 I know I said it is always streams now

[@laynebourgeois4486]

@@gavingillman3250 he means he missed the vids and they are all streams now 😐 buddy

[@whotellinghim1870]

yeah i was happy to get a noti that troy is releasing a vid but it turned out to be a stream of 3 hours

[@sindrilogason6301]

Respect to people who didn't call him an idiot

[@fuchs_guitar]

This reminds me of when galaxy opals came out in 2k19

[@andytablizo6232]

Troy Dan makes online school a lot better

[@YesJimmyButlerOwnsYourTeam]

Troydans thumbnails are what people on Acid see

[@Kawhiburnergaming]

I WANT IGUODALA

[@YesJimmyButlerOwnsYourTeam]

@@Kawhiburnergaming 🐐

[@Lando-Mando12]

😂😂😂

[@chidorisusanoo6927]

crunch from the crayon kinda nice

[@yarielrosario4024]

“I want to have another black one in my mouth” -Troydan 😂😅😂😅

[@curtis77]

Next video: drinking rat poison for dark matter kobe

[@josuerodriguez3869]

Troy at this point is just going to flight mode high af 😂

[@LocalCantaloupe]

I do not play 2k I have never played 2k except a few times at friends houses... but I still religiously watch every Troydan video

[@jbrooks7]

Imagine seeing Troy in real life sacrificing one item that would look so weird.

[@2brayzy]

I like that troydan thinks before he nearly throws up

[@DJB_Luxury]

Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the Donkey Kong.

[@big_soulja]

Troy gotta show us his topshot collection

[@tysb7282]

I used to go under the tables in prep and eat crayons so I’m kinda immune to eating them lol

[@jermanieearnest2663]

Crayons "BUSSIN" 🥵

[@zivpenso3832]

I think this one will go as a historic pack opening

[@amogus5534]

I swear Troy is the most entertaining KZbinr ever

[@scorgenation5542]

Dark matter higher than opal?

[@offbrand4648]

Kinda

[@thegrimsbaby5085]

@@offbrand4648 yes they are not kinda

[@ascendr]

No shit sherlock 99>every other overall

[@razez7435]

@@offbrand4648 kinda what lmao

[@jamesleonard1967]

no. its the lowest tier in the game

[@dwaynellana1369]

At this point I won't be shocked if Troy's an actual masochist

[@bobbyjeffjr]

Can we start a go fund me for Troydan? This man is eating crayons at 33...

[@FlannelConnoisseur]

This feels more like a Marine recruitment video than a 2k video

[@LeBronJames-sn4bn]

I actually can’t believe his luck when he landed on the tokens and it didn’t count 😂 Also, rip the PlayStation 4 😭

[@wesleybailey4408]

He is the king of random content

[@DTMOMusic]

2k should legit be sued for promoting gambling lol shits criminal this just proves it poor troydan I feel for you

[@iambored4896]

It’s his job

[@isaacherrera6978]

Troydan is really putting himself through hell for KZbin

[@primary-key6809]

My man really just said “i want a BLACK one in my mouth”

[@nakeyahellinger6975]

Woah but he could mean anything

[@shadowmaster1159]

Troy cures my depression like look at him him how do you not love Troy

[@allsortsofhighlights6947]

Poor Troydan spent 2k on 2k 😭😭

[@MatthewDoesStuffs]

Naw Troydan got caught in 4k spending 8k on 2k

[@zivpenso3832]

It's looking like troydan grinded levels 😅😏

[@luhchopp_]

“i’m 33” LMFAOOOOOOO

[@zekeandrews7805]

Troy should def upload his single player grind

[@cammintz8312]

“Dark matter” lol, ronnie wanna take call of duty’s flow

[@MvAs730]

The marines are proud of you troydan

[@olitheloser2285]

POV: Troy eats crayons on a daily basis

[@anonymous-rm9jk]

bro first troy vid I've watched in 6 months and he's eating crayons 😭😭😭

[@lemonademan4999]

Bro the dark matter cards looking 🔥 have to give this one to the guy Ronnie for this one

[@jordanwychock8470]

Troy should play with rapper rosters in 2k

[@nathanbonilla7440]

Preciate it Troy for these bangers🙏🏼💯

[@wellhellothere1537]

Troy’s children looking back at this 😂😂😂😂😂

[@familyguy6798]

Troy really payed 2 mil mt for Zion I’m shocked

[@TheHippo]

I'm not shocked lol

[@whotellinghim1870]

that lowkey made me mad he could’ve had zion and mj idk why he goes all in it bugs 😂

[@colecaufield_2280]

Moment of silence for the crayons..... R.I.P CRAYONS

[@recbycdot]

What a intro lol

[@itssmittywit2ts732]

Old Troy is comming back

[@Joe_nah]

United States Marines watching this: heavy breathing

[@Chess_Prodigy]

Doctor: What meals do you normally have in a regular day Troydan: Crayons

[@twitchjunky3ttv624]

Its like a kid having to eat vegetables and they dont like them

[@samsessa-rich2001]

Who stayed for the last minute of epic gameplay

[@kaden213]

Nobody cares how early you are

[@tgchristfilled]

Man I thought I would never watch this guy againg

[@EmmettWT]

Bruh this man deserves so much it takes him 10 minutes to open one pack

[@FrEEZE-dy3qq]

Was that a Spy TF2 “you suck”? A man of culture I see.

[@bigbabyloas9189]

Troy's throw up is gonna be colorfullll 🥺🏳️‍🌈

[@louisivan4079]

my family must be weirded out on whatever the fuck i'm watching whenever a troydan video is playing on my phone

[@aaronxlipz]

grown ass man eating crayons and i’m watching it i can’t believe it 😭