True Confessions with Billie Eilish and Colin Quinn

[@justfeelsso7389]

When Jimmy said “I was 15” I really wanted Billie to say “so 40 years ago?”

[@Nat-Green]

Kate Hooper omg I thought she was gonna say something like that

[@LeWildSister]

She doesn't seem smart enough to say something like that

[@jackieliu2202]

Vanessa Berberi Maybe she was thinking about something else

[@vb8428]

@@LeWildSister Yeah. But also that's a very silly joke too. I would think of it but I wouldn't say it

[@ELDOCTOR662]

No no this isn't a funny joke

[@LiteBlocks]

Billie: "I was 12" Jimmy: "So last year" lmaooo

[@sparklingfashion6276]

1700 Subscribers With 0 Videos? HAHAHA

[@reinopmngks7224]

Lol

[@mente3810]

Oh yeahyeah

[@vaibhavk1418]

She looks older than Ariana

[@lake-om5ss]

I see you everywhere!!!!!!!

[@psaikoneve43]

"It's not funny enough to be true" -Billie

[@wf2nd731]

Burnnn🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

[@mondler107]

Iconic 😂😂😂

[@eightrice]

I get how you can say that something is too funny to be true when the humor of a story relies on a lot of statistically unlikely occurrences, but not funny enough? Does this reality require a minimum amount of humor?

[@wasntyellow4355]

Andrei Taranu Yes, whatever you experience that is equally or less funny than being fired for pretending to be French is actually an illusion.

[@thrive5985]

I thought it was a smart statement. If you want a truth revealed on public like that you'd like it to be somewhat fun.

[@CamRebires]

Billie: **opens envelope** Jimmy & Colin: **laugh in adult**

[@hangeskitten2735]

CamRebires I’m your first reply so hi.

[@abigailrodriguez1573]

Boomer humor

[@trple2]

Poor Colin.

[@JeroMusic]

IKR

[@fall5467]

@@hangeskitten2735 ok

[@paintthelilyy]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE END WHEN BILLIE TRIES TO HIGH FIVE AND HE SHAKES HER HAND INSTEAD HAHA

[@riley_1010]

and then she looked at the audiance like what just happened?? lol

[@paintthelilyy]

Riley _ 😭😭😭😭

[@irisnadasan1760]

ITS THE WHOLE PEWDIEPIE CONAN SITUATION ALL OVER AGAIN

[@starxxxyfairy6641]

AND HER FACE LMAOOOO

[@trple2]

The whole scenario is so embarrasing for Colin that it´s hard to catch the funny parts.

[@sveabeneker1808]

Billie: “why did you pretend you were french” Jimmy: “I was bored”

[@idilertem2901]

svea beneker frensh*

[@idilertem2901]

svea beneker it was a joke dude chill... she says french like ‘frensh’ in the video

[@sveabeneker1808]

İdil Ertem im verry sorry it was pretty funny

[@born3755]

Reminds me of the IT crowd when Jen pretended to to able to speak Italian cause no one was paying attention to her.

[@Amin_the_calm_man]

İdil Ertem I didn’t understand the deference can you explain please

[@valentinaromero4648]

Billie : I was 12 Jimmy: last year?

[@danielsun6917]

Valentina Romero HAHA

[@joanna6916]

ok

[@MKMK-bj2sk]

*Wait I thought she was only 10 years old*

[@Deviant69]

BURNNN

[@rburp123]

Jimmy is funny as fuck and severely underrated. I prefer Conan, but Conan fans shit on him all the time which is unfair even though he has gold like this on a regular basis.

[@nursejoco3242]

Everyone is talking about Billies hair... I’m over here trying to figure out Jimmy’s.

[@sarahlizze865]

Ikr😂

[@Skitz0frenix]

He got that Goku haircut from the movie Dragonball: Evolution Ol' Son Geeko lookin' ass

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

He become kakashi

[@pauldenino2560]

He's the only host who has no issue messing with his hair during the taping.

[@artepjan]

During Cold Open he had a wig on and since this was a live show and there wasn't a commercial break until after this, he didn't have much time to comb his hair. Go watch it (TNN).

[@Emily-iq6bf]

This scene looks like Billies dads taken her out to dinner and he’s bumped into an old friend

[@pdaflower]

what scene?

[@ayatoscarf]

ROSA ; the whole thing lmao

[@dakotaflores56]

Jasey Rae which one is her dad?

[@fendertremolo9793]

Huh?

[@dakotaflores56]

Which one is her dad lol

[@payton-renee]

_"Don't do fake cocaine"_ ~Colin Quinn, 2019

[@AC3handle]

Even better, "don't buy cop cocaine"

[@Vicente_Walbaum]

El bromas

[@liewstephenie]

How do you make your words tilt?

[@GoldenBoy-lv1jg]

Do Real cocaine instead

[@coleadams5147]

@@liewstephenie _like this?_

[@breea07]

Jimmy’s was clearly a lie because when Billie asked him to repeat it he had to read the paper again.

[@omrixeren]

lol didn't think of that

[@laojk1055]

He barely made eye contact and when he did, hed blink intermittently

[@talkingirldanny]

breea07 Overexplaining off of two questions too LOL

[@camilag5100]

i knew because he said he was 15 and you fact work until you were 16

[@SakeenahDasti]

@@camilag5100 well it depends on the state. you can start working with a permit at 14 in some

[@Natef89]

"It's almost like not funny enough to be true." "Haha, now I think it really did happen" Lmao talk about a combo punch from Billie and Colin 🤣

[@mondler107]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blueblubloo7243]

Best part 😂😂

[@anistoned]

“i did get fired but it was for doing whip-its” 💀💀💀💀

[@nomadine85]

Exactly!

[@extrm161]

!!!!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/moaxn4RooN6lh6s

[@abbyc9474]

6:05 “what’s fake cocaine made out of? salt?” LMAOOOO

[@giangonzalez3824]

abby c 6:14

[@Kat67801]

@@giangonzalez3824 6:13

[@ashleycholula2646]

No smarties😂

[@meow_bastard]

You all laugh but have never tried to buy coke in Vancouver

[@purrr2499]

abby c ibouprofen

[@sierralewis]

jimmy: *says nothing* Billie: “shut up”

[@DexterHaven]

No, he mocked her unnecessary mangling of the envelope.

[@DexterHaven]

@Raze Gamerz No, stop giving people orders in a rude, snarky way. Gosh, mind your own damn business, you busybody loser.

[@DexterHaven]

@Raze Gamerz There you go again -- Mr. Tedious Busybody desperate to get the last word.

[@DexterHaven]

@Raze Gamerz Quit giving a thumbs-up to your own comments. It's fake, self-serving, and desperate. You also sound envious.

[@heatherhat]

@@DexterHaven exactly he had no reason to be so rude tbh

[@elia8868]

billie's laugh at 4:08 was so pure

[@ilovedeftones079]

But like.. her small laugh at 5:34...

[@verdepewpe6460]

its was so baby

[@lexb.5095]

Her laugh is so contagious

[@akshaygowrishankar7440]

Billie's hair kinda matches the background of the set.

[@blackbirdflyyx]

Akshay Gowrishankar perhaps they matched the background to her head

[@annebradley6086]

The green is like emerald in Billie's hair. No complaints here!

[@papuanewguinea7596]

It also matches the ass of a skunk

[@zombie3317]

Papua New Guinea yet you’re probably over here with a rainbow mullet

[@papuanewguinea7596]

Fade Harley We are a country we don't have hair. We have starving people and and we need your money.

[@LexZN6]

4:27 Jimmy: It has to be yay or nay Billie: Jjjj-...

[@doublefeature]

lol yes my personal fav part.

[@Gigatless]

JOJO BIZARRE ADVENTURE

[@bi.fruitsalad]

Alex C. I thought I was the only one who noticed lmao I literally went back 10 sec before I was like who said jjj- its y- or n-

[@siriolsen7805]

Anyone with symptoms of mental health issues should check out the Andrew Cutler protocol. Google «andy cutler rebecca rust lee» for a great article explaining the protocol, and search for the success stories, and «what not to do» as there are things that you might be taking that is hurting you, like cilantro and chlorella. Wish you all the best

[@rainapinto1344]

Lmaooo the homeschool popped out 💀

[@nataliemoreno7395]

Billies hair literally blends in with the light and her clothes blends in with the backround

[@datboidego]

She’s so attractive

[@miguelanthony5775]

Yes 💚

[@caylaevans8789]

Yea true

[@francisrose501]

That's a random sentence but you're not wrong

[@user-wv8mt1xg5e]

Af

[@user-kz6zz6xz6z]

Simp

[@ardenclaxton1864]

I love how Billie thinks salt could pass for cocaine. Lol. No hate. Genuinely thought it was adorable.

[@bi.fruitsalad]

Lmao she’s so innocent 😂

[@soltrice]

havent yall seen powdered salt

[@ккє-о6ц]

Can it?

[@ferdtheterd3897]

ok crackhead

[@wren256]

Tali J lmaooo she’s really not

[@SharinganMan]

First of all what I love about this is that Billie Eilish and Colin Quinn definitely have no idea who each other are, at all. Second of all when Fallon slipped that whippets line under the fence I cackled real loud

[@bi.fruitsalad]

mhmd Nassealdeen محمد نصرالدين wtf

[@test-ky8tu]

@mhmd Nassealdeen محمد نصرالدين bruh moment

[@SharinganMan]

@mhmd Nassealdeen محمد نصرالدين A sugar daddy? She's certainly worth a hell of a lot more than him

[@user-nj1zu2nf1x]

@@SharinganMan not yet but after her next tour probably

[@Theorangecrushgamer]

Idk who Collin Quinn is. But i know who Billie Eilish is.

[@chewie221b]

Jimmy: "Doesn't really matter 'cause I'm such a good actor." Colin: "You ever see a movie called 'Taxi'?" OMYGOD COLIN JUST STRAIGHT UP ROASTED JIMMY 😂😂😂😂

[@Deviant69]

i dont get it

[@chewie221b]

@@Deviant69 Colin roasted Jimmy because Jimmy was in a movie called "Taxi" that came out around 2005 with Queen Latifah and Gisele Bündchen. It's funny, but Jimmy isn't really a good actor; that's why it's a roast comment.

[@neilatajar]

Valeria Martinez he was also in an episode of Band Of Brothers. I couldn’t take him seriously.

[@chewie221b]

@@neilatajar Yah I don't think anyone could take his acting seriously 😂😂 he's better as a comedian/late night host.

[@Deviant69]

ohh LOL

[@EsterHirz]

6:36 OMG LOOK AT BILLIE WHEN JIMMY SHOOK HER HAND INSTEAD OF GIVING HER A HIGH FIVE HAHHA

[@klaudia612kk]

She looks so cute 🥺💚😂

[@VegetaAlex]

Jimmy has a history of missing high 5’s 🤣

[@BBBGomes2011]

Lmao poor baby

[@deezupzeohdown957]

In 10 years thats gonna ruin his career

[@video2000_TV]

ikr she's so awkward

[@yellowskindasus6352]

"What's fake cocaine made out of? Salt?" -Billie 2019

[@lolwereallgoingtodie8611]

What is it made out of? Lol

[@annajenkins6378]

@@lolwereallgoingtodie8611 numbing powder

[@extrm161]

!!!!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/moaxn4RooN6lh6s

[@lizzyrose398]

“It was silent, i did not think it would be bad but those are always the worst ones you know what I’m saying?” Omg I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way she says it gets me every time

[@No1CanHelpM3]

I just love Billie’s personality, and her laughter 😂

[@dllspsdincmx871]

She’s super sweet funny and bubbly

[@nattyyy22]

@@dllspsdincmx871 and humble

[@cloudy_cremx8474]

Ikr

[@itzhorqielol1602]

Her happiness is everything 😊

[@extrm161]

!!!!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/moaxn4RooN6lh6s

[@anirudhiyer9351]

"Don't Do Fake Cocaine" ~ Colin Quinn 2019

[@rayb6852]

Don't do real cocaine

[@eatnbathsalts9599]

I only do fake cocaine

[@Riley_187]

😂😂😂

[@ivamiklavcic1829]

Riley Naehu d da

[@claudial3875]

Jimmy: "Dont do cocaine at all" SNL: and I oop

[@Yourmom-wi6hc]

I don’t get the joke? Explain?

[@3x739]

and i shut the fuck up

[@anna-bs7ox]

roc3hunna thank u ily

[@layy1893]

I don't get it

[@Adizzyizzy]

@@layy1893 Earlier seasons of SNL, like way back, they used to get high on cocaine, even in the middle of a show. "And I oop" would make more sense if it was "and I, oop-- nevermind," but current twitter culture just does "and I oop," quoting a famous Drag Queen, even though in that context, the Drag Queen was going to say something but accidentally sat on their balls.

[@user-kc4cd8np1s]

"It's almost not funny enough to be true" I died.

[@4usprosperity]

Lies sorry I'm I'm sorry thank you pumpkin Thank You by car for thinking lies the truth and lie and this car is playing nothing thank you and

[@noraimarie9494]

billie 19 years old: being sucessful,talented and amazing me 19 years old: likes my own comment

[@daydreamishh]

She’s 19 now lol

[@ScarlettJ1221]

I can't stop looking at the top of Billie's head LOL

[@vero2192]

I thought it was the lighting at first

[@paige739]

I think it’s dope and she’s so much cooler than you will ever be lol

[@yourethesunflower991]

I love it, but it's kind of distracting, and hard to not keep looking at.. Hhh 😄😅

[@bi.fruitsalad]

Why are you everywhere???

[@m2aa130]

I can’t stop looking at Fallon’s rat’s nest hair.

[@Pumpkin0_0]

My sister once farted into my other sister's mouth and she actually ran to the bathroom to throw up violently. I guess it's proven that swallowing farts induces vomiting.

[@jacquelineverywell7474]

Pumpkin YEpPer

[@ahhwe-any7434]

You know how when you're that younger female, you always think it's cool to date some some dude grades higher. Preferably a "jock"? Well, I'm far from cool. But a lot of the older jocks were always in my front yard playing b.ball w/ my bro. Bc he was one. They mainly lived in the same neighborhood, they were always around. Some were hot, some not. But they were teens... & Yeah, period. So to me, it just wasn't the biggest deal. Before teens, I remember when we were kids. Playing w/ tadpoles & sh. Some of them had sisters my age too. Anyways, I remember having this one friend who thought it was so cool. And it's like," 😒 you wanna know what my bro is doing right now? Running around in spandex! watching football, holding a football, & imitating all their moves. He's the "gayest" sh ever!" My bro: * runs around me to fart in my hair. * Me: 😭 moooom? he just farted in my hair! * Tossing my hair around every where to get the scent out * Gross! 😤. "

[@Andshewasafairy]

I have two boys and I can vouch that this indeed does happen 😭💀😂😂

[@lxlxlxlx-lr7dy]

@@ahhwe-any7434 literally just read a whole damn book with that comment

[@ahhwe-any7434]

@@lxlxlxlx-lr7dy I mean, you could've not read it too. And just simply moved on. That works too. She shared. So I did. You: I don't have nothing to share. But ironically, I will throw this off- Track...

[@itsagabything]

“ it doesn’t matter because I’m such a good actor” “Have you ever seen the movie called taxi?” 😂😂😂 How didn’t no one laugh at that?! It was a burn towards Jimmy!!

[@chelseab115]

itsagabything hahaha I loved that movie, but true

[@chelseab115]

@Letucces Satan No it was Jimmy Fallon.

[@brandydavis5919]

Billie should of know Jimmy was lying bc when she asked him to repeat what it was he had to look at it.

[@MariaKozorezova]

Or it might be a true but he looked at it on purpose for them to think that it's not true :) I mean, it turned out lie, haha, but this exact move could be just to confuse :)

[@deobeesie369]

It’s actually a trick police use on suspects. They ask them to repeat the story they told again to see if they remember or forgot what they said if the story is actually a lie

[@deobeesie369]

TheJamie42 it doesn’t matter.?

[@deobeesie369]

TheJamie42 but it’s true, it doesn’t matter how they should say things

[@deobeesie369]

TheJamie42 I’m not talking about words I’m talking about grammar this is the Internet not school

[@pumpkinpumpkinpumpkin98]

She’s so GORGEOUUUUUS 💚✨

[@dscoeur]

Haha Billie's tryna high five at the end and instead he shakes her hand.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dscoeur]

@Wubba Wubba haha you know Billie is constantly with her moher Maggie, she's super anti drug (hence her song xanny). I think its just her eyes haha and sometime she gets tics ( tourettes syndrome) so perhaps she's trying to cover her tics by movie a different/certain way? Idk could just be a theory but if you listen to her music enough (& watch interviews) you'll see she's very straight edge and vegan. (TL;DR watch her music video "xanny")

[@OnlyMichaelJackson]

"what's fake cocaine made out of? salt?" GIRL-😂

[@lol-xx8je]

OMG i love how Billie laughs

[@akbcd1237]

No one: Me slurping up all the Billie Eilish content I can get:

[@trple2]

this is really embarrasing for poor Colin

[@jimmcclure6063]

You are not alone

[@hayleywilliamscroc]

Same

[@peepeepopoo5115]

Kevin Thompson why? lmao

[@hatatubeshah870]

That makes us two!

[@jacklondon4292]

Billie: "I was 12" Jimmy: "So last year?" I like a man who doesn't avoid savagery even with teenagers.

[@dylanroland2609]

“I got fired for doing whippets” lol Jesus jimmy went through a Steve-o phase

[@crislucas1707]

1:16 “..were you fooling around” lmao he said “woah”

[@KhanajaScottProductions]

Yeah and then Jimmy looked at him like lawl you're a perv 🙄 I was looking for this comment

[@graceyoungmark8314]

Khanaja Scott Productions lmao I keep laughing now watching jimmys face he’s like wtf bro

[@666melodeath666]

Billie Eillish looks like shes Sponsored by Monster

[@blobfishrescue]

666melodeath666 spot on 😂🙌🏻

[@coolhandjake]

Kyle Eilish ?

[@dylanallen2499]

Sponster.

[@sadiyapatel362]

666melodeath666😂😂

[@jairomurillo4645]

She has great chemistry with almost every one. I wish I was like that, lol.

[@kingbillie2457]

I'm obsessed with billie's laugh.😂

[@4usprosperity]

You You also make the most sense of what to do with you and your business is very good looks like you

[@xalahuj]

True story: her friend was actually Bobby Kelly.

[@ishmael802]

From Tough Crowd?

[@siriolsen7805]

Anyone with symptoms of mental health issues should check out the Andrew Cutler protocol. Google «andy cutler rebecca rust lee» for a great article explaining the protocol, and search for the success stories, and «what not to do» as there are things that you might be taking that is hurting you, like cilantro and chlorella. Wish you all the best

[@jsunh98]

there's no way Colin enjoyed being there at that moment

[@jonniehickson5599]

@@siriolsen7805 What's wrong with cilantro? It makes everything taste FRESH

[@daveh2612]

You mean Blobby Kelly

[@inpireme]

0:58 Billie: I was 12 Jimmy: last year? 😂

[@4usprosperity]

Billie 💨🏜🏝🏝🚽🧫🧫💩👃🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🚽🚽🚽🧻🧻🏤🏤🏤🏥🙊🙊🙊🙊👃👃🙊🙊😷😷😷🙊🙊🙊👧👧🧑🧑👱👃👃👱👱👱👃👃🤦🤦🤦🤦🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚽🚽🚽🚻🚻🚽🚽🧎‍♀️Billie Eilish 💨🌯🤮💙♥💕💨🌯🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🚻🚻👃👃👃

[@4usprosperity]

🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🚽🚽💩🧎‍♀️💨💨🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊👃🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊👃👃🙊🙊🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟🪟Billie Eilish 💨🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💩💩

[@sergiocarniel]

2:37 "ever see a movie called taxi?" That line was so underappreciated

[@doriweishaar4901]

I just LOVE her laugh lol And the look on Jimmy's face when she said it was almost not funny enough to be true: priceless lol

[@MandeepKaur-rx6zd]

Jimmy: "He's the most Irish guy I know" Niall: 👁👄👁

[@rohitashkumar5719]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@noneofyourbusiness9450]

IT IS PERSONALLY OFFENSING

[@jaydehy]

Jimmy: I got fired from my job for pretending to be French Me: I got fired from my French class because I was french Edit: Wait I never got this many likes before merci les gars 😊

[@athenabautista5228]

LMAO!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@marinem2433]

Courage 😂😂😂

[@TheSuperCoolMan122]

oui

[@loganreed8620]

How aren’t we talking about how he said he did get fired but it was for doing whippets!?😂

[@nastaranf.1615]

😁😂🤣😂👍

[@patriciadawn7657]

I love how Billie just holds her own with everyone 💯💯 She makes me laugh out loud

[@fettyspice2028]

She could also be a comedian or script writer she’s hilarious and so witty for her age

[@alexbruh2948]

A comedian for brain dead 14 year olds

[@dllspsdincmx871]

Nah you just sound bitter and jealous of her success lmfao Check yourself 🤣

[@fettyspice2028]

What ever you say “Bruh”

[@mdsajedi3471]

Have you ever watched fresh prince?

[@fettyspice2028]

Wubba Wubba is your name leaving dumb comments is your game. 😂 I’m not 12 but thanks for the compliment.

[@eoinlynch8914]

“this guy is the most irish person i know” (to an american) people who literally live in ireland: am i a joke to you

[@trple2]

The answer is yes. Most of the true Irish left.

[@bewiththebourgeoisieses]

I'm irish

[@irishmud]

yo i’m irish but i live in america

[@irishmud]

Never Perfect it’s just like anyother place

[@hanakokun9331]

Jimmy: how old were you? my mind: I'm guessing 22 maybe? Colin: 22 me: literally acts like I won the super bowl

[@soimboredandtesting]

Jimmy: it doesn’t matter cuz i’m such a great actor Colin: ever seen a movie called taxi? lmaooooo

[@luis_latino2119]

0:55 I was 12.....Last year? Lmao good one jimmy.

[@snehakumar7939]

“I was 12...so it was like” “Last year, last year!” AHAHAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂

[@4usprosperity]

So I can go to the bathroom you have bathroom a party party built in your backyard you should go let it go to rip before you know the whole point bomb find out you farted so I'm going to go down tonight or die what's going to do get over your fart or you build a nice

[@anyakturner]

She’s literally so beautiful. Like glowing, so crazy.

[@4usprosperity]

I will be in a little over a year now with you guys and the kids will be there to help you get

[@Vehlix]

Imagine a weird flex such as "Billie Eilish farted in my mouth once."

[@appiniaman]

loll

[@ladyikan1561]

My friends are gonna be jealous if l say that lolllllll

[@bexarmarkmedia9415]

Jimmy: fooling around Collin: woah 😂😂😂

[@shadowprince4482]

Had me laughing pretty good!

[@brittanyjackson1718]

Lmao! Rite!

[@bi.fruitsalad]

Billie: I once farted in my friend’s mouth while she was yawning and she threw up. Me: 100% true. Not surprised when it's Billie 😂

[@bi.fruitsalad]

M 40 trueee

[@coryt.williams7241]

“ Want some night time pizza like “ - Billie Ellish

[@andreacalderon4062]

Never in my life have I had more respect for Jimmy Fallon than when he said “last year”

[@surajgurung2646]

Loved her laugh at 5:33 aah ha ...haha that was so funny love her 🤣

[@nmer5023]

I'm guessing im the only person here because of Colin

[@papia.nasrin]

Nik Merr for billie

[@MisterCovek]

There's two types of people here... 90% of them watching for Billie, and the rest of us for Colin.

[@papia.nasrin]

MisterCovek I mainly got notification from Jimmy fallon

[@anyal1987]

Nik Merr I love Colin Quinn!

[@strigen]

I thought I was the only one!

[@user03338]

“it’s almost like not funny enough to be true”

[@rosettay7563]

No one: No one at all... Billie Eilish: "I once farted in my friends mouth while she was yawning and she threw up" (⊙_⊙;)

[@carmi8034]

"was it weed or something eellsse" "Eh"

[@fleacam6426]

Billie: happened when I was twelve Me: alright that's a long time a- Billie: So 2014 Me: HOLD UP How do I keep forgetting how young she is?!

[@PiglipsMaximus]

Dunno I mean she still looks 14 so

[@user-mu2hu6gc7m]

Jacob Murphy no she doesn’t.

[@ElonMasks]

Lmao first time i saw her i thought she was 25 - 26 lol

[@l0stcaus5]

@@ElonMasks when I first saw her I was like, 'DANG! She looks like a person who came out of 2400! So beautiful.' I thought she was 13 at the time.

[@MagnusVonGrapple]

These two are lucky to be on with a legend like Colin

[@bw2937]

Who?

[@a_9021-k]

2:17 when Jimmy tried giving Billie a high-five and she refused to. Oof.

[@heatherhat]

I mean Jimmy was being kinda rude though so i don't blame her

[@Emma-nw2xg]

@@heatherhat I don’t think she saw but she was being incredibly disrespectful. Jimmy was being quite kind.

[@wqkami]

@@Emma-nw2xg how exactly was she being disrespectful?

[@user-so7nd5zl2b]

I doubt if She saw his hand. I’d probably think he’s just gonna slap the table

[@Ashley-km4qi]

It didn’t look like he was giving her a high five

[@Elfaia]

Not gonna lie, billie and colin have some good chemistry.

[@ruozhienchan1331]

When Billie said all that with a straight face

[@4usprosperity]

Billie 💨💨💨🌯🌯🌯🌯Billi 💨💨💨🌯🌯🌯🌯💨Billi 💨🌯🌯Billi 💨🌯🌯

[@Leorgo]

I think it's funny how they laughed at "oh you get arrested for possession of weed?". Yeah... We live in 2 totally different worlds.

[@noonstyles3973]

I know I felt the same way too

[@idkbrosstudios8446]

Billie says the word “French” really weird 😂

[@robertramjam913]

You using the word world for word is what's weird.

[@idkbrosstudios8446]

Robert RamJam boom it’s fixed.

[@szalipacat2548]

3:04 ”frensh”

[@nonameDanK]

Mimi Twix she just talks weird in general man idk what it is

[@raf_a_xx]

Front Runner More Like Stone COLD Stunner just maybe her way of talking or because of her syndromes 🤷‍♂️ it’s funny tho I love it

[@sethschafer422]

Jimmy: “What were you wrestling? Fooling around?” Colin: “...woah” Jimmy: looks at Colin laughing 😂😂😂

[@baileyerinsmith4680]

Not funny. Shes 17.

[@chickenstrips4619]

Bailey Smith Huh?

[@trincake2fat199]

@@baileyerinsmith4680 it's suppose to be a joke

[@AndresGonzalez-kt6co]

Seth Schafer I was like wtf😂not on the same page💀

[@sguraya7223]

@@baileyerinsmith4680 Yes... age of consent is lower than that in many places. Don't act like 17 and 18 magically change from completely innocent child to full blown adult

[@katy.h1921]

I love how she tried for a high five and he shook her hand 😂🤣

[@ElonMasks]

Lmao

[@meghanharls4094]

SHE IS SO CUTE I CCCANT

[@mamanjie7933]

Billie: What’s fake cocaine made out of? Salt? Me, who pretended to snort cocaine for a scene in advanced theatre: actually, powdered sugar works better

[@millie4353]

4:08 I love Billie's laugh

[@user-zw1pm1hk3i]

Jimmy: Can u open an envelope? Billie: *Shut up*

[@MusicDevour]

4:18 the NO! Gets me all the time LOL and Jimmy’s reaction 💀

[@sssharefff]

"My first stand - up set was in a police station while i was under arrest." Billie: *"ThAt WaAS SoOo DoPe."*

[@katherinepoole8842]

Jimmy: yay or nay? Colin: yay Billie: jggjj...

[@tatid7259]

she glitched for a hot second

[@AwesomeGrace02]

“what’s fake cocaine made out?” faux-caine

[@parisht2381]

I knew it was fake bc when billie asked jimmy to repeat it he had to look at the card

[@itsava4820]

billie during the cocaine talk: xanny, xanny, xanny PLAY XANNY

[@debbiefox6846]

So glad other saw that. So rude having that cigarette smoke in her face. I was forced to breath 2nd hand smoke as a child and it ruined my lungs. It gave me asthma. Now as an adult still breathing 2nd hand smoke I have interstitial lung disease and have to use several inhailers and pills. I like Jimmy and his show is funny but it was incredibly rude.

[@icantthinkofaname1062]

Debbie Fox I’m hoping it’s fake or something

[@ladyvoldemort3017]

It’s fake smoke. Prop. Annoying, but not harmful

[@mellsym6353]

Debbie Fox it’s fake.

[@heatherhat]

Right she looked so uncomfortable :/

[@belindaaugustine3259]

Billie's laugh is so pure.

[@dllspsdincmx871]

She’s very pure and bubbly and smiley in real life

[@telilolis1867]

2:04 Ok am i the only one that is obsessed with how Billie says, "uhh yes" She is litterally so cute 🥰

[@dllspsdincmx871]

She’s adorable

[@drippha9161]

“I did get fired but it was for doing whippets” 😭🤣

[@sallyrose1647]

Billie's hair is so mesmerizing

[@catc6050]

I friggin LOVE Colin Quinn!! Ever since he was on Remote Control he's been 1 of my favorites

[@ryanbaker979]

Colin's reaction to Billie's confession is gold~

[@iremeunjungcook]

jimmy: 'this is the most irish guy ik' ***NIALL HORN HAS LEFT THE CHAT***

[@bi.fruitsalad]

As soon as she said the first one I knew it was true like Billie you can't fool us we know youuu 😏😂

[@4usprosperity]

I will send you the link when we have a great weekend and I hope 🙄is good for you guys

[@thomaspretty8205]

Billie doesn’t look too impressed when he said he got fired for whippets lol

[@sarahotoole4914]

Billie: "What's fake cocaine made out of?". The John Mulaney in me: "Baby aspirin".

[@tuffy135ify]

pixie sticks

[@nirzara7176]

Okay jimmy IS an amazing actor. With all those little incidents that was so good

[@isabelavarela]

"The silents are the worst ones" lessons life guys