True Facts: The Skeleton Shrimp

[@babysealsareyummy]

I love the idea of them just sitting on the ocean floor talking shit to everything that passes by

[@JessHull]

Yeah they totally have that energy about them.

[@luna-p]

This needs to be the next Pixar movie

[@irmese06]

I bet they sound just like Shoresy on Letterkenny but with more offensive language.

[@snakblade7418]

Your mother was a sea cucumber and your father was a blobfish ~ a random skeleton shrimp.

[@caramelkisses8857]

Same here. They might be my spirit animal lmao

[@sean_connors]

“...like a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the doorbell.” There’s a story in there, Mr. ZeFrank. I’d like to hear it.

[@jackkook7349]

And that is how the drunk do.

[@emilyjewelle3301]

@@jackkook7349 I need *this* to be a video. Just Zefrank narrating in his nature documentary style over drunk people in their natural habitats doing drunk people things.

[@AberrantAberrant]

I was imagining a guy swimming in a sleeping bag which made it that much more entertaining for me

[@jamesthe-doctor8981]

Emily Jewelle that would be great! Kind of like Ozzy Man Reviews, but with all the profanity bleeped out, and with zefrank’s awesome voice. That, is how a zefrank dewwrrr. 😂

[@That80sGuy1972]

@@emilyjewelle3301 That would be awesome!

[@weatherbittensapphire6725]

“You look like a ruffle potato chip trying to get into coachella.” My new insult

[@Pvsn08]

WeatherBitten Sapphire Don’t forget ‘You look like an accordion that was used for a colonoscopy and kept the shape’

[@gingerkline1244]

@@Pvsn08 my personal favorite.

[@SolidifiedHoney]

I loved that call back to the tape worm video

[@dangabro7943]

Sounds exactly like something Theo Von would say lmao

[@neuralmute]

Any insult that suggests that you're deliberately trying to go to Coachella is just brutal.

[@pteroid11]

I love how he says the insults like he's a teacher reading a rude note that he caught getting passed around in the middle of class

[@litgal783]

Lol! Yes! And I am an English teacher so I know a few things about notes! Haha!

[@derp-construction3341]

New best pick-up line ever: "Are you about to molt?" It offers so much subtle horror beyond your standard joke lines.

[@gvasilyev84]

But what if she answers "YES"? This plan should go with a very robust exit strategy

[@derp-construction3341]

@@gvasilyev84 exit back to the hotel you mean. Freshly molted means super soft cuddles!

[@gvasilyev84]

@@derp-construction3341 with moderate to high possibility of postcoital cannibalism :D

[@boskeep1]

@@gvasilyev84 that’s the best part! aftercare is important

[@lisanidog8178]

You guys are so funny! 😂 Thanks for the chuckle.

[@tyanwilde9195]

The drunk person In a sleeping bag bit hit a little too close to home

[@kreeperfrm559]

Lol same here

[@paysmenot2624]

i don't even drink but it still happens

[@backwoodsjunkie08]

Reminds me of many awesome camping trips!

[@OTW18]

Damn dude.

[@Nameisnotaname]

@@backwoodsjunkie08 camping trips... where you're drunk sleeping in a sleeping bag... and wriggling to answer the door bell?...

[@VanRukh]

"Imagine a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the doorbell" That is how the Skeleton Shrimp dooo

[@JudyCoxify]

Doooooo

[@idunno4610]

Doooooooooooooooooooo

[@unluckychucky3979]

D o o

[@dejaporter7338]

Do, 😁

[@hidalgokaballiero]

doodoo

[@StiaanyBoy]

"Caprellid be sneaky sneaky. Polyp be sad."

[@elliotlucassimmons5138]

Clearly one of the best lines XD

[@Ilicia16]

That is how a Caprellid do

[@CameronCajun]

OMG, I lost my mind in that moment! ...and my breath! Ze is so freakin hilarious!! (...while males play tappy-tap...)

[@JonnieQ.01]

Scrolled to this comment EXACTLY when he said it in the video 😂😂

[@herbderbler1585]

They look like the things Ursula turned everyone into in The Little Mermaid.

[@Nina_Sophia]

Yes! Omg thats what they were!!!

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

Honestly, they creep me out. Too many skittery, skinny appendages. And now this too.

[@Danae78]

Less slimey and see through

[@danem.9402]

Woah that brings me back

[@demonking86420]

I thought she turned everyone into sea monkeys

[@fidgetofdoom]

"Well did you tell them its your body and you dont want to be peed on?" Oddly, not the first time I've heard those words.

[@octopods1822]

🤣

[@candy4428]

😂🤣😂

[@jorden6406]

Uh the story please😳👉👈

[@wileyeyefloaty665]

Same.

[@astropug2036]

Ah! I see you've been to an R Kelly concert xD

[@shecamedowninabubbledawg8816]

“They are also kinda cute. Like little peoples” *bless this*

[@justanotherperson7774]

*_Bless_*

[@STriderFIN77]

bless

[@justinvarghese6852]

Ur pfp is adorable lmao

[@grecomic]

they’re like sea monkeys if sea monkeys actually came closer to living up to their advertising hype!

[@danglam23]

*p e e p l e s*

[@thehitcher3157]

"Courtship begins by males beating the living crap out of each other" Sounds very similar to an average night out!

[@treebahn]

Alabama tinder.

[@galloe8933]

I remember the first time I chopped a fool in two with my venom claw... Oh, memories; what a night!

[@starsilverinfinity]

No one: My brain: *_loud ORA noises_*

[@thefungiwhisperer2313]

are you Red from Good Omens?

[@themeanestkitten]

Ah yes the city ape

[@Ajehy]

Who else thinks that ZeFrank came up with this just to insult random sea-life?

[@VSDalSheron]

while pretending to be an educational informercial to boot

[@MonteCreations]

Sorry, ZeFrank can be a real F***ball to sea life. He just says things, He's like really specific

[@timh.6872]

I don't think he could do it live, but a ZeFrank restream of EV Nautilus would be amazing

[@ReleasedHollow]

Impossible, he didn't insult clams. This must just be all true facts.

[@808BassMetal]

Exactly!

[@MinyMiny]

The analogies in these videos are so outlandish yet so accurate that I'm genuinely impressed lol. He deserves an award for each one

[@SeanFerree]

For real 😁

[@aussiecountry9320]

"Three pairs of hold on for dear life grasping appendages" "...But it's not holding onto anything, certianly not dear life..."

[@sushiibird7799]

"I mean it's in the process of being much less alive"

[@jayanths1221]

"You look like an accordion that was used in a colonoscopy and kept that shape" - It's so accurate and yet my mortal brain could never have come up with such a perfect description!

[@ranedae]

ZeFrank has a beautiful brain. He's totally my internet crush.

[@nekrataali]

Truly the greatest poet of our generation.

[@nordicfalcon]

Guys. You say he’s poet. He’s a roasting those animals. I think he should do the same format of video, but roasting humans. A whole separate playlist. Imagine him burning beiber, 6ix 9ine, or cardi b. It would be glorious.

[@FilterExel]

Little-known fact: Caprellids are capable of causing sick burns.

[@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv]

Chemical Burns or Insults?

[@HercadosP]

@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv probably insults

[@jaschabull2365]

I thought that was Alpheids.

[@WildAngel-ti5rx]

FilterExel fire too

[@jon4661]

@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv if an insult is bad enough, the difference doesn't matter.

[@nicoleabed2480]

"They swim like a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the doorbell" me on any given day 😂 🤣 😂

[@hollowarmoredtitan3588]

😖

[@MzClementine]

Nicole Abed no lie. I’ve dropped everything today... by 8pm I’m cussing up a storm cause I’m so GD clumsy. I have EDS and we are prone to this. Adding in... That’s me, too. On the daily. 🤪😏🤦🏻‍♀️ I once broke a whole shelf of crystal vases. I was 15. It was so embarrassing. I was with my mom. She asked me, “don’t touch a thing.” I oOppp... oh... my... goodness.

[@nicoleabed2480]

@@MzClementine I have CP and I would be lost without my reacher grabber stick especially if I drop my meds on the floor

[@Gam3rcat02]

"looks like a 3rd grade drawing that sent a student to the school psychologist" and the "like a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the doorbell" parts I just died laughing 😂

[@CherryChickPinUp]

Me too 😭😂😂😂

[@jdnthecanadian424]

"Caprellidae be sneaky sneaky... polyp be sad..."

[@HappiestSadGuy]

This makes me wonder just how many animals I have never heard of.

[@mrbismarck]

Four. Three now.

[@avelaide7530]

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo many. For example there are more than 350,000 species of beetles.

[@Crabgar]

@@avelaide7530 yeah, but we know of beetles in general, i never heard anything about these guys

[@AngryKittens]

Just be careful around drop bears.

[@evilcake5007]

most of them

[@MiniMii550]

"Hey pipette with lips, you look like an accordion that was used in a colonoscopy and kept that shape."

[@kylejscheffler]

It's rude

[@karina_S13]

😑 it's rude.

[@reginaldmustardbacon5866]

@Elizabeth Frantes they didn't have to say it though

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585]

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[@shoelaceofjudgement3929]

@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 tf

[@KorporalNoobs]

_You know; They say things_ is a perfectly reasonable dissclaimer when introducing someone to any group of people.

[@ronaldbaker8533]

Pretty sure that's how my friends introduce me to other people... 😊

[@eranovablack]

I can't wait for when secretary birds are caught on this guy's radar

[@octopods1822]

On yeah! They whack snakes on the head. Very hard slap... Not nice at all.

[@boyfriendwannabe1825]

@@octopods1822 What do you mean slap?! That's full stomp, stomp of disgusted, the stomps that said "HOLY SHIT!! A CENTIPEDE!!".

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

“To hunt their pray, they use their long legs to stomp them to death. Think putting out a campfire, but with more death, we hope.”

[@timwoods2852]

And then there's nightmare animals like the weel bug and spider-tailed serpent.

[@ViciousVitiate]

@@timwoods2852 I'm not excited to look these up.

[@inmemoryoflael]

The stuff the mom was saying to the kids, man that was accurate af! It was like listening to myself at any given lunch time.

[@Kody_Lumine]

Even the: "Don't want to be peed at" part?

[@inmemoryoflael]

@@Kody_Lumine, as a mom of three boys, sadly, yes, that's accurate.

[@Kody_Lumine]

@@inmemoryoflael my condolences

[@inmemoryoflael]

@@Kody_Lumine, it's a season, it'll pass. Like today; it's consisted of my eight year old son crashing a golf cart in to my van, at speed, first thing this morning (yes, he was ok) and dropping my eldest girl off at prom this evening. A bittersweet day.

[@Kody_Lumine]

@@inmemoryoflael jeez do they at least bring you joy?

[@mapelianbutton4954]

Zefrank: Look at the mom's little eye poking out. Me: Which one is the eye?

[@quietone748]

hahahaha

[@AgentOracle]

"Whatever parenting experience you've had, this is some next level shit." Seriously, seriously brilliant.

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

“In the process of being much less alive” aren’t we all?

[@nomnomgoblin8901]

Big Cadeucus mood

[@gloriouscontent3538]

The virgin spoiler vs the chad timestamp.

[@thehellyousay]

I'm not currently being slurped down into the ravening maw of a sea slug so, no... -AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH- *BEEEEELLLCCH*

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

Carl Bailey I'm not currently being slurped down into a ravening maw either, and to be honest it's been a long time and although she had her faults, I miss my ex.

[@keentrasborg2566]

My new pickup line: "Question... are you about to moult?"

[@hogonalog406]

So this is what Ursula turned her delinquent contract victims into.

[@vanillajack5925]

Poor unfortunate souls...

[@崔莱]

@@vanillajack5925 poor unfortunate vs. rich fortunate. I wonder if the little mermaid would have been very different if Ariel had paid the full transformation fee, probably wouldn't have ended up with all those other commitments and limitations in her contract.

[@Muninnfeathers]

"Are you about to molt?" is gonna be my new pick up line.

[@fermentedbadger5717]

0:02 They sorta remind me of the coffee drinking, smoking worm guys from the Men in Black movies.

[@indominuswrex9465]

YES

[@anandapriyadarshan]

That was the first thing came to my mind too!

[@deistmutt]

IKR?!?!

[@MsSwitchblade13]

My first thought EXACTLY

[@radiationzack1012]

Absolutely that was my immediate thought

[@aubren6456]

The best part of all of these videos is when he says “B E B E” Edit: I appreciate the likes!

[@raymondsmith2040]

You know it

[@SarumanTheStinky]

that is how Zefrank do

[@anelisamorgan8590]

I know, right!?😂😂😂

[@WatchingYou2ube]

So tru

[@arvindiyer6012]

And moyyiist

[@MsNicoleLeo]

I felt bad for the poor mom who had 40 babies hanging off of her little crustacean body. She looked so exhausted 😴. When she put them down to recover, I felt her relief. Glad we don’t have 40 babies at a time! I can’t imagine having to take care of 40 two year olds.

[@taco5021]

Imagine holding on to a cable with your toes and trying to eat by catching pieces of soup on a mustachio that you grew on your ear. That is how the Skeleton Shrimp do.

[@nocount7517]

Skeleton shrimp mom: "I hate parenting." Wolf spider: "Same."

[@ThunderNerve]

keepperi but suriname toad case more shit on their dad, Extreme level parenting

[@riphopfer5816]

Blue-Ringed Octopus: 'You ain’t just whistling Dixie!'

[@jamesthe-doctor8981]

Opossum: True, true...

[@herbderbler1585]

Tarantula: these foster kids are a nightmare

[@oiltoast3723]

Mountain chicken tell me about it.

[@krowkovtuber]

i didn’t hear “Heëre are tru Facts about” my life is not complete.

[@63M1N1]

dat's how skeleton shrimp do

[@goodiegoodygumdrops]

G3M1N1 😂

[@ktc333]

What was he thinking? :)

[@Miolnir3]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@pinupgirl9160]

bluethenewb I feel you.

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

to describe the mating process of the skeleton shrimp, imagine if in order to have a family with your wife you had to first undo every little bit of the knight armor she's wearing to get at her squishy parts, and then rather than just the one or two kids you really needed, you instead got a literal dozen of them just in case a hand full die in an accident sometime later in their lives. That is how the skeleton shrimp do

[@TaurusToyVideos]

They can anchor themselves with three pairs of “hold on for dear life” grasping appendages

[@Midnight_Lantern]

"Imagine a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the doorbell" Lmao. Dead.....like six feet under. The tears.

[@koierekpl783]

So a bendy straw that eats meat

[@K9River]

Which would make them illegal in California.

[@nomdon4231]

I call them skinny fries

[@dboot8886]

"Hey, you look like a Ruffles potato chip on its way to Coachella." Why did I feel offended on behalf of that worm tho? XD

[@cancercentral9997]

"The polyps are like a display case of spinning wieners at a gas station-a grab and go snack." It took me way too long to realise he wasn't talking about penises

[@ryanyeager7297]

What kind of gas stations are you going to?

[@Sixtysixway]

What's he talking about then?

[@Raonodar]

Alfonzo Soto González hot dogs

[@guilhermerafaelzimermann4196]

What, you guys don't have severed spinning penises at your gas stations for when you need a little nibble?

[@glorioskey]

If you liked that comment you may enjoy atomic shrimps wobble machine video

[@ladyseeker2927]

"Like a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the doorbell" Say no more, sir. *hits subscribe*

[@diveflyfish]

You are honestly a master of Metaphor. Your humor, has helped me when I needed it most. Thank you for sharing your genius.

[@twdjt6245]

“I don’t even know if they can have a one night stand. There’d be some unfortunate splinters.” The man is bringing up the important questions.

[@ScionStorm1]

It's funnier when you are familiar with the comics and know that Mantis gave birth to Space-Jesus after having sex with an alien tree(not Groot, a different species) to fulfill her destiny and become the Celestial Madonna.

[@glorioskey]

@@ScionStorm1 oh thank you . No wonder I didn't get the depth of the humor. . But on the surface was still entertaining.Must be his voice. Just like Rowan Atkins doing roll call or his preacher roles. Good morning indeed..

[@ifoldinhalfsoeasily]

I found these guys in Alameda, CA while looking for bubble snails carrying schistosome parasites (as they do) and spent about an hour just watching them. Monterey Bay Aquarium usually has a display of them.

[@kohljackal]

ifoldinhalfsoeasily ooh, where in Alameda?

[@ifoldinhalfsoeasily]

@@kohljackal I found them all along Shoreline Drive, across from all the apartments and condos. They hang out among the seaweed in the shallows.

[@kohljackal]

ifoldinhalfsoeasily thx! An excuse to spend some time outside rather than on the couch waiting for a zefrank vid, lol.

[@JoshJenrayAK47]

"Perhaps because they swim like a drunk person in a sleeping bag, trying to answer the doorbell." .....oddly specific, but I can see it. Please continue.

[@benodaboy]

Like a drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer the door.. how the hell do you come up with a metaphor that good!!!

[@catfacepoetry3211]

The animal featured in this episode is amazing. It looks different to others I know. It swims and doesn't. And its parenting with the narrator is among the funniest entertainments.

[@duchi882]

*Skeleton Shrimp:* Hey you look like a restaurant peppermint that got sucked down the wrong pipe and got coughed out attached to a Loogie *Gary* (Spongebob's Pet): _Peace was never an Option_

[@MisterDrBob]

"You know, they SAY things."

[@HaloHighlightz]

“Hey, you look like a restaurant peppermint that got sucked down the wrong pipe and was coughed out attached to a lugey.” It’s like, very specific, like they really thought about it. And *totally* inappropriate.

[@zacharyevans1176]

Perfectly appropriate to for the video

[@BombshElle_7]

That was the best joke. 😆

[@Robdestroyer16]

You know they SAY THINGS

[@janesdiary4357]

"There would be some unfortunate splinters." I was not thinking about it, but now I am thinking about it. Make it stop, please.

[@ty12t2]

I've been in the fresh and marine aquarium hobby for over 30 years and I feel like I've been living under a rock no mountain! I really want to learn more this Skeleton Shrimp!

[@tichu7]

"fish food, mostly". The honesty in this nature video is refreshing.

[@jennicahamilton2605]

"Whatever your parenting experiences, this is some next level s#!t". 🤣

[@jinx7501]

"They say things..." Yes, some new insults that will impress the person you're insulting. That or at least make them think about it for a moment which gives you time to escape. The best kind of emergency insults!

[@ssc4649]

I've never seen this animal. Not in books not on TV no where. This is a completely new experience for me. I will cherish it, ZeFrank

[@Krystalmyth]

Oh god, I'd love it if you ever did an episode on Poodle Moths. They are sincerely the strangest and most evocative creatures. They have evocative mannerisms. Seem to display emotions, they have brows ffs. Hold things with their hands. Sit down with their legs hanging, prop their elbows, hands on chin. I kind of really think they're fairies, or definitely one of the more recent additions to the planet because they're not moths lol.

[@HopePapernacky]

Yesss!

[@litgal783]

This is a great idea! Hope he covers it soon!

[@wagonstation3709]

OMG, they are so creepy!

[@timwoods2852]

Ah, yes the Eevee moth. Since Game Freak won't give us Swarmeon, God said, "Fine, I'll do it myself."

[@barcadoubletreblesixtuple4020]

They are the ocean version of our inflatable air dancer...

[@emilyjewelle3301]

Meh, I'm with Family Guy on this one. We call those things "wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men" where I'm from. Or, at least that's what most people I know now call them. A friend of mine once dubbed them "interpretative dance wind socks." I've never been happier with my social circle. Sometimes, it's the little things in life.

[@mysteriouscharacter2766]

We simply call them "the hot-dog"

[@yihengzhou2676]

“And that’s how a skeleton shrimp DO.” There, fixed. Ah much better

[@kohljackal]

Yiheng Zhou Oh, thank you! I'll be able to sleep tonight. Knew there was something missing.....😅

[@johncarlobuay4321]

I can hear his voice 😂

[@bryancruz8782]

Oh ya that’s like Franks signature line, it should be in every video.

[@bobra_bob8836]

He did say bebes though, so that's in there at least.

[@siderealsecond4444]

But seriously, these little things really toe the line on being unnaturally creepy and kinda cute.

[@MrMochi-nl1zb]

I watch playlists of biology documentaries while really high, this was a warm welcome in the middle of arthropod mating cycles

[@bird2034]

God, you being back is one of the best parts of this year. Absolutely loved your early content when I found it and happy to see you making content again.

[@29jgirl92]

I'm just looking for a guy who will help me crack open and shed my exoskeleton.

[@outcastcwd]

🖐Here I am! ....I even have one of those crackie thingies they give you at Red Lobster...

[@Michael-xm4ux]

If ur not a serial killer i’m in

[@Rhaifha]

And then abandon me with 40 kids

[@verdatum]

....'sup?

[@Ka9radio_Mobile9]

TinyTeacup, I bet you have a beautiful exoskeleton and shoes to match! :-)

[@IWantOrangesNOW]

Dammit Jerry. All this time and you still refuse to take feedback.

[@recoil53]

F***in' Jerry, I don't know why zefrank keeps him.

[@mike2652]

“Well did you tell him it’s YOUR body and you don’t wanna be peed on?!” 😆😆😆

[@Nosretep]

The R.Kelly experience.

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

@@FlexBeanbag hentaihaven.com/

[@jackielinde7568]

If you ever had to raise children, you can relate.

[@patricksmith6680]

This looks almost like a cross between a praying mantis and an inchworm.

[@SeeMyEvil]

yes so happy every time you upload. your way of telling animal fact in a funny way is so charming

[@ItzRetz]

In my 20 years of life not even once have I heard about or seen these things. Neat.

[@Harryniss1188]

I'm still stuck on the puffins. This Puffin's got some stuffin, for your Puffin muffin.

[@healinggrounds19]

My husband actually sang this into my ear ladt night.

[@Liuhuayue]

@@healinggrounds19 What a hook-up.

[@ajleaguemedia5027]

Science Fiction Double Feature did you enjoy it

[@markmaynard4319]

yeah, that had me tears

[@RKyle-wx6rp]

Science Fiction Double Feature That’s awesomely hilarious 😂 I randomly get the puffin song stuck in my head at odd times

[@VSDalSheron]

"Courtship begins by males beating the living crap out of each other" I hope you weren't implying this is unique, I do this in bars all the time!

[@martinxy1291]

I just sit in the back watching 4 guys beat the living shit out of eachother while the chick is there with her friends looking at their phones and the poor teen bouncer trying to split them up or kick them out. I love friday nights, gives me somthing better to watch other than my passed out friend sitting next to me

[@ebennett7]

I've been watching Ze for a long time and I think this might be the funniest True Facts ever. Thanks!

[@pozgaming4665]

Nobody: 90% of animal species: *Courtship begins by males beating the living crap out of each other*

[@dukem8774]

Sounds like humans...

[@cheddarshredder6572]

Wouldnt have it any other way!

[@Vini-sr8xw]

Other 10%: females are stronger and chomps on them if not pleased by their efforts.

[@dukem8774]

@@Vini-sr8xw then there's the group that does both...

[@Vini-sr8xw]

@@dukem8774 n in some species males mate for once n then dies🤣 gosh...hard life for poor males out there in the animal kingdom

[@mozkitolife5437]

3:22 When you're having a meeting with a real estate agent in your home and your offspring, who usually leave you alone, won't stop using you as a jungle gym.

[@MinhSen11]

Thank you SO much for beeping out the "inappropriate" language so I can share these brilliant films with my students!

[@izzy1221]

As a person who sits in an office chair all day...I think my spine looks like a skeleton shrimp.

[@ohrats731]

Izzy haha omg I have scoliosis AND I sit in an office chair 😂 my poor skeleton shrimp spine....

[@bleakdestiny6095]

You make me laugh like no other. Thank you for making these videos, they bring little rays of sunshine into my gloam filled days! 😘

[@kristinjones6154]

I can imagine how much effort you put into these. Much appreciated, zeFrank.

[@ninjaeris131]

Ze Frank: Drunk person in a sleeping bag, trying to answer the door Me: *Just envisions a drunk Aizawa in a sleeping bag, trying to answer the door*

[@jordannorris5702]

Same!!!

[@rapogirl1391]

YES!

[@notgray88]

Who's Aizawa?

[@rapogirl1391]

@@notgray88 A person from the Anime "My Hero Academia". He looks like if "I hate my life" was a person. First time you meet him he's in a sleeping bag.

[@notgray88]

@@rapogirl1391 oh ok, I know who you're talking about!

[@bagelburglar861]

Am I the only one who wants to see a “True Facts About Chinchillas” video?

[@Ajehy]

Bagel Burglar - they are fluffy-fluffy and you want to hug them.

[@archer9338]

I love them.

[@octopods1822]

Yes! And also a true facts about the Blue Footed Boobie

[@annebruecks7381]

The females squirt pee at your face!!

[@Danae78]

I want to hear about that!!

[@thekey207]

I will forever say “ *mustachio* ”

[@mattcyr2022]

I'm stuck saying bebbies when I mean babies lol

[@thekey207]

Matt Cyr hahahahahaha same

[@behrangkhosravi3157]

Didnt you before?

[@theholyfool29]

This is exactly what I call guys with swirly moustaches. LMAO!!!

[@thehellyousay]

You'd better. We're listening... *Scowls ominously, drives straight into a telephone pole...* Ow.

[@conspiracypanda1200]

Seeing an animal wearing its children like a constantly writhing blanket made me picture what the human equivalent might look like. Anyway, has anyone seen that comic panel where a criminal declared that the heroes could not possibly take him down due to the fact he duct taped multiple babies to his body?

[@robertwalker-smith2739]

I don't think I ever saw this before. Wonderful surprise just before going to bed. Also: skeleton shrimp look like high budget science fiction movie monsters. Utterly unearthly.

[@billsabado9393]

"IT'S MY BODY AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE PEED ON!!"

[@jaschabull2365]

That's what my mum should've said to my cousin's cat.

[@aries773]

Oh this is an awesome day, having a great time in the snow and getting to watch my puppy play in it for the first time. And I got a zefrank video!! Whooohooo!!!

[@AmandaKay]

Yes! Awesome day!!! Glad you're not taking it for granted. ❤

[@DocBree13]

Hibachi Deadpool sounds like a perfect day 😊

[@kohljackal]

Only one puppy to parent! (Not forty!) Enjoy!

[@PikaPunch44]

Drunk person in a sleeping bag trying to answer a doorbell ☠️☠️😂😂

[@Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King]

It's amazing that after so long, you can still find a new favorite channel out of the blue. You have rekindled my sense of wonder and whimsy, good sir

[@babakrad4438]

It is amazing. Your channel is my favorite! I really enjoy every single of them and learn something new every day. Thanks for these marvelous informative videos.

[@boru3413]

Me: Time to go to sleep zefrank: *uploads* Me: Ehh, who needs sleep

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

I love how you research the animals in-depth and then twist everything you find for comedic purposes. This is quality comedy.

[@TV-wu5py]

zefrank is on a streak recently

[@Rhaifha]

Ikr, I'm actually getting hopeful that it's not a fluke. Please don't be a fluke.

[@stanamilanovich3956]

On behalf of fluke worms, I am offended, sir!

[@bezoticallyyours83]

Your one of the best nature narrators ever!

[@viniciuslima9430]

Your sarcastic voice is gold, but your script is diamond.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 just addicted to your videos.

[@KVandendriessche]

We need a True Facts about Zefrank because this guy has all the best pick up lines for mating 🤣

[@dustinontaiyabbi5608]

Wanna play tapy tap? 😂😂😂 The man is hilarious

[@geoleo965]

He forgot the most relevant trivia of them all: as any other one, it is highly recommended to join us for a cocktail.

[@NewMessage]

Fun Fact: They HATE Halloween parties.

[@fandomguy8025]

I cannot help but encounter you and enjoy it each time.

[@walkermco1]

During middle school, my science teacher didn’t teach. He would put on videos, give us a “quiz” on it, then test with the same questions on the “quiz” later that week. Best damn class EVER

[@TacoTuna]

*"Whatever parenting experience you've had,this is some next level shit"*