Trump Calls Puerto Rico Response "An Unappreciated Great Job": A Closer Look

[@AdemNBTR]

The guy's a total tool. But his supporters will always support everything he says.

[@MuiKaHo]

G a weapon entails that hes doing his job properly. He's a weapon that had rusted over the years and misfires all the time.

[@jltaco85]

his supporters are misled by fox news, they don't watch anything outside of that since it requires actual thinking.

[@hojo70]

According to Psychology Today, "scholars have argued that such (conservative) values tend to be associated with cognitive rigidity and may therefore appeal to people who have difficulty with intellectual challenges that require them to process novel information. In support of this, Stankov (2009) cited evidence that people with more conservative views tend to score lower on IQ tests and to have lower levels of education." This says a lot about his supporters, especially those in the south who statistically represent those in the lower third IQ rankings by state.

[@liquidstereomusic]

#soundslikeobama

[@SCHD-DGRO24]

@@jltaco85i absolutely agree with you, last trumpeteer I talked to said he cant be bought....I told him trump's already been sold to russia!

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

*The Carolinas after Hurricane Florence* Trump: "We're having trouble getting help there because I don't know if you know. But there are two Carolinas, and we don't know which one to help."

[@h.haydon8044]

OMG, that's something he would say. Genius! 🤣

[@Chas-OTE]

God I hate how I think that it is even remotely possible that a president of a 1st world country would say someting that stupid.

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

He probably wouldn't be able to decide whether to help East or West Carolina.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Trump: "This is not the girl with the button eyes. That's not what we're talking about. We're talking about the state of Carolina."

[@miguelrico4326]

You hit it out of the park. LOL

[@ccharles848]

Each dot is a thing. He is so brilliant.

[@seriesjunkie0074]

Like a smart person or a stable genius?

[@boondocksdragon8959]

They had to dumb down the explanation of 'bullet points' for the president of the United States. Let that sink in for a moment. Stable genius, indeed. 😂😂😂

[@bankgirl65]

Don’t forget that “some of those things are very big things”. What a moron!! Democrats, please vote in November!!!!!

[@Vickynger]

i find 36% approval rate astonishingly high for this level of blatant incompetence

[@xephios99]

its the exact same percentage of obese Americans

[@janicekisor8599]

Myro F. Gasaraisum 5

[@lordcaptain73]

It’s the problem when the US seems to treat politics like a religion.

[@blueeyedtech1234]

Now I might be crazy but shouldn’t one of the “adults in the room” be the president

[@cannibalbananas]

one would think

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

Is it really worth the money Melania ? Is it ? Seriously.

[@Cyromantik]

She's probably more aware of his finances than he is and is just waiting for the opportunity granted by the next bankruptcy filing.

[@moonlit6311]

Of course it is. She's a stupid trophy wife with little regard for anything that doesn't line her pockets. She's birther crud and deserves her sorry guilded cage. I only feel sorry for poor Barron. He's just a kid having to face all this mess. He deserves a scandal free upbringing. He'll never know what that's like while his mom chooses comfort over dignity.

[@DrWhom]

In the end no. But she don't know that.

[@armedwombat6816]

Don't forget, they also have a child together. If she wanted to leave, I'd fully expect Trump to fight for full custody, just out of sheer pettiness. Although she might be able to get the better lawyers, since no lawyer with a brain wants to work for Trump.

[@susanc6828]

so true!!

[@jon_r_gilbert]

He carries a list of accomplishments? So he can BRAG about those accomolishments? How about stop posturing and just go PRESIDENT something!

[@zoomin5313]

Get rid of this man-child from the presidency! Lock him up!!!!!!!

[@brandontherabboat4850]

I dare Trump to say that to the Puerto Ricans personally.

[@Hadihadi-wr8mt]

Does he insult puerto Rican governor...or mayor and said that they too exaggerated the condition?

[@williambaldwin9068]

but.... but i gave you paper towels!!

[@nerudabukowski3596]

Heracross X he wont have far to go 1000s moved to fla i hope right next to mira lago where they can toss rolls of paper towels all over his golf course

[@jessehernandez1081]

He won't. Too much water

[@sharonmores3550]

He doesn't even realize how much he's offending them.

[@NewMessage]

He has the best dots.. the best. Believe him. Tremendous dots. Bigly dots.

[@ThomasNimmesgern]

New Message Brand new: now the wettest dots ever!

[@arlopear4452]

No one knows dots the way he knows dots.

[@cathwhiskey]

“Tremendously big and tremendously wet” sounds like a dirty movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nancyprevost704]

He's standing alone on a carpet bragging, but you gotta love all the law enforcement surrounding him on a dais! WTF makes this necessary while he bloviates?

[@renier4542]

"And some of those things are very big things"😭😭😭 this president is killing me with his idiocy

[@Khannea]

Everyone in that room listening to trump bragging, whining was think - "why doesn't anyone do something??".

[@xy6845]

America this guy is the single worst president you ever picked. Get him out there asap and VOTE blue in november or be ashamed forever.

[@rhmayer1]

I couldn't help but scream at the end of the gold that started at 2:37. Solid gold. Set up perfectly.

[@patsylvest]

This is . . . more than funny. It is thought-provoking and sadly true. It's another wake-up call to vote!

[@brettperry3737]

You forgot the part of the book where Lindsey Graham tried to talk him into attacking North Korea, after they'd both been told that doing so would mean a million dead South Koreans. So anyone who finds comfort in the notion of these so called _adults in the room_ might want to think again

[@mdphotography8676]

I watched a video of Obama’s pauses from a speech- it was more moving that anything Trump has done

[@armedwombat6816]

Obama makes pauses because he thinks before he talks, tries to find the right words and tone. Trump doesn't. Or maybe he does, but his vocabulary is so limited that the search only takes 0.000000003 seconds and the best words he can find are "great" and "tremendous".

[@DavidHeizer]

Because those pauses are the sound of a fine mind planning out the next paragraph he's about to speak.

[@boondocksdragon8959]

That video was sooo relaxing!

[@sunshineoverturf4722]

MD Photography, I wish I could like this comment twice! 😂

[@edwinkevin889]

@@armedwombat6816 That's what happens when you pay, cheat to have almost everything. Now, he's on his own. Stay behind your kids, that they have a proper education for themselves. Sometimes, who knows? Might come back to hunt. That's a very high position. He's not a role model.

[@JC-ev2ns]

When you’ve made actual accomplishments you don’t have to talk about all your accomplishments

[@andrewzimmer9161]

"...any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all." Never thought Tywin Lannister would have good political advice but here we are.

[@katinalong5158]

He is pissed over the mayor. ONE MAYOR. There is more than ONE MAYOR. San Juan is just one spot. There are many. OMG

[@haro1810]

Cuba: mostly recovered in 6 months Puerto Rico: recently got power back as a whole a year after. But yeah. Underappreciated, I guess.

[@logancatron2239]

He's carrying around a fake report card

[@carrie0508]

with Dots of Things.oooooo I'm giddy......he talking about-"see, look at this"--How da hell do we see that???

[@jeank2520]

Did you notice that it had been folded up and put in his pocket? What other president would show a folded up piece of paper to the world as proof of his accomplishments?

[@annettecarter9393]

Did he ask his staff to write him a report card? Wouldn't shouldn't he know what he has accomplished? SMDH.

[@boondocksdragon8959]

...that he writes his own grades on... My kids could only wish for such bullshit in real life. Lol.

[@bra-balllegend3940]

It'll look nice next to his fake medical report, when he mounts them on the wall next to his fake New York Times cover, which really showed off his beautiful mane of fake hair and his fake tan, which really should have mentioned his very successful fake university and fake charity. Maybe, if we're lucky, in the posts below, some of his fake supporters will post fake facts about them for us (and maybe some of those fake inauguration pics?).

[@miahleissa9599]

I think if I want the absolute truth about the quality of his response to Puerto Rico, I'll speak to a person who LIVES there. What I have heard is that he failed them horribly. He's an embarrassment. He's nuts, and I want him the hell out of the White House. I really wonder how bad it has to get, and all I can do here is hope people get off their asses and VOTE from now on....that and get RID of the Electoral College. What a JOKE. Do we want a democracy in this country or NOT? If NOT, let's stop pretending we DO.

[@UTU49]

You know it's bad when you start fantasizing about Trump accidentally killing a million people... and finally getting removed from the presidency. And this seems like a really positive option because you think that a million people dying would be a small price to pay to stop him from killing 20 million people.

[@jamiecanuk2832]

It will get worse gor the USS before it gets better... Likely you will never recover from this and it will drag you back into the dark ages!

[@ussatlas7306]

@N S U.S.A. territories can't vote for president, neither senators! We live in the best democracy of the world! Isn't?

[@carrie0508]

"Each Dot is a Thing"...Remember that kids!! 4 WHOLE pages of Dots and Things!!

[@asadullahamanyar9528]

hahahahahah...... Mr. president this is Hurricane florence not stormy daniels # tremendously big #termendously wet

[@nativelatinosfooktrump5348]

I'm like a smart person i know the biggest words believe me im a very stable genius

[@JT-xj1pg]

Thanks to "This Thinkng"

[@Firef8ter343]

He sure knows the biggest words like Tremendous and bigly. Lol 😂

[@kimberlys8422]

Very highly educated. That's why he can't read and has no firm grasp on the English language. He also has one of the greatest memories of all time.

[@johnho6173]

Native Latinos big words like BING BING BONG BONG

[@gozzilla177]

A very good brain guys!

[@Spectacurl]

Colbert, Trevor Noah and Seth made reference to the Skull island yesterday.

[@jeffcolorado]

Where can I get the bumper sticker, "Every Dot Is A Thing".

[@jenniferwilson6977]

This should bother EVERYONE.

[@ealadubh4800]

Oh God Trump, it's 'AN article'. 'A' is the indefinite form, as in 'The US has been dumped in the toilet for an indefinite period of time'.

[@jesslynch94]

LMAO. That fountain is from The Eaton Centre in Toronto. Weird.

[@MikeKojoteStone]

Listening to Trump in the recording with Woodward is like ... You see, we had a comedy show in German TV once. It was called Stromberg and it was pure cringe. Intentional cringe. The protagonist was a bundle of dad jokes, remarks from the racist uncle at the Thanksgiving dinner and the attitude of that distant relative who hits on your youngest daughter on her highschool graduation party, constantly highlighting how sad it makes him that he couldn#t make the compliments he'd really want to, because it'd get him in trouble with 'the law'. Trump is like that. But he's ... real.

[@havefaith4358]

And we have a tremendous amount of water in Puerto Rico, I still don't want to call the president out of his name, it's hard!!!

[@ryanallen863]

Thanks, Seth. Don't get enough Red Fox.

[@Bacoprah]

...so two 'skull island' jokes in the same piece? Seth really wants us to finally watch that movie!

[@Psychprogrock]

"Each DOT is a thing." So he reads "DOT, DOT, DOT... DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT..."

[@culebralor7493]

he always squirms like he is in pain when reading, oh that's right, reading is painful for him

[@MeBubbleHead]

What a Coincidence ! The TV news just posted a story of an elderly man on oxygen that is staying in a North Carolina shelter instead of evacuating. That's exactly what our Good President is referring to, there were PR's that were elderly and refused to evacuate, "Choosing" to stay without electric and the comforts of life. It's because they covet what little they own, are sentimental and it cost them their lives,as old people are not so strong! The elderly and sick died because they "Coveted" what little they own to death. That's not the governments fault. TRUMP/PENCE 2020!!! MAGA!! Our Good President again tells the truth, and the facts that associate a higher death rate don't judge the reasons "Why" the 3,000 didn't evacuate before the storm. The man on oxygen in an NC shelter has the opportunity to evacuate right now, but refused. We will never know how many of the 3,000 in Puerto Rico had an equal offer to be airlifted "Before and After" the storm? As usual Fake and Slanted Hate News at our Good President!!!!!!

[@MsMelyjean]

Laughed out loud four times.

[@gusstavv]

What's with trump and A+ grades?? He has BIIIIG DADDY ISSUES...

[@mysnellvilleblog]

Gusstavv's Stuff he probably got paid for grades

[@montymontano8618]

Wet? He's gonna need a lot more paper towels.

[@khayes9591]

"Each dot is a thing" LOL!!!

[@annejovanovich5940]

Each dot is a thing 😂😂😂

[@Leochner_Actor]

Question, What happens when Kim Jong Un hears that a sitting US Senator and President discussed having him assassinated?

[@xy6845]

Correct the mistake America. just correct the mistake.

[@msluvlee717]

This has gone way past embarrassing! How much longer until this extra crazy Twilight Zone episode gonna end? 😭

[@qphaterickson6065]

Haha it's still going on!

[@pwarelis]

Toronto Eaton Center fountain!!

[@ke7892]

If I face palm any harder I'm going to break my face. Seriously, my WTF o'meter just blew up.

[@kellypaws]

It's the 36% that bothers me. How these furniture chewing, crazy people, are willing to support a serial liar, through just - anything?

[@mitchetdougretired11]

They are not whole people!

[@sethlord2143]

"some of those things are very big things" he legit sounded like the 10th doctor there

[@jamessmithe5490]

I wonder if any of the talk show hosts, who started out just wanting to make people laugh would ever have envisioned being the voice of sanity in a country that has gone crazy.

[@quinnfranke1347]

Toronto Eaton's Centre fountain at 1:27

[@boblowney]

No, he is proud that the biggest hurricane happens during his admin. It is literally about the biggest and most powerful, whether it is good or bad. Unbelievable

[@ggambino9130]

That fountain is from eaton centre

[@popcycleism]

Educated Adults know when kids need to end horrible habits. Unless they are giggling with happiness while those “adults” continue to dismantle the empire to their advantage.

[@sidesw1pe]

Very clever as always, which I guess is highly contrasted against the subject matter.

[@cascorick8253]

So now we can all see why Trump thinks he's a billionaire! And according to his math, he thinks we're all billionaires!

[@chikaka2012]

I can't help but zone out when I see clips of Trump speaking

[@cmusic8013]

SAD!

[@lota68]

Your audio output is way to low, can hardly hear Seth

[@GregKeane]

Toronto Eaton Centre Mall fountain 1:20 . Big up Toronto.

[@kensmith5694]

I'm guessing it was just a stock photo.

[@acetate909]

When Trump said tremendously big and tremendously wet he was talking about Stormy Daniel's not Stormy Puerto Rico.

[@ADIARI7]

More than 6,445 people died. I just hope no country has to survive that.

[@irenehumphries1910]

Each dot is a thing. LMAO

[@traceejohnson290]

How they are counting the dead in Puerto Rico Only from the Hurricane aftermath, would be helpful to know. Also, why is there no talk or death study about the U.S. Virgin Islands and the aftermath there?

[@robby2867]

why were people in 1954 so upset with Eisenhower?

[@sammybubba176]

okay. i need help with this. i can't find the published article that trump is claiming that "point after point after point" states how great he is. can anyone tell me where to find it?

[@stephenhodgson3506]

There may be adults in the room with Trump but the problem is none of them actually have a backbone. As such you could argue that there are a large number of adult octopuses in the room with Trump.

[@juannavarrete897]

Great job you get paper towels and you get a paper towel and you get paper towel everybody gets paper towels

[@TheSafetySmith]

Leaders have the courage to take responsibility for their failures. Men, real men have a grounded awareness and ability to apologize, 'nut-up' and correct their mistakes then face the music. This president appears to have none of these attributes. I could be wrong; however, for the time being I remain disappointed!

[@davepalittle2454]

That was really funny. It made me laugh.

[@Hotspur37]

That mall fountain is at Eaton Centre in Toronto and it is tremendously wet a

[@kensmith5694]

Ah yes, Canada. I've heard of that place. Isn't it the US's best ally to the north or something like that.

[@peoplesrepublicofliberland5606]

6:10 what a beautiful Flag mate

[@HushTheChaosTV]

A splashing good time

[@breadyegg]

It's pathetic that a world leader feels the need to congratulate himself publicly. That is a frail ego right there.

[@gsmegaphone]

I am so, incredibly thankful we have General Mattis as our SecDef. Like good God the predicaments we could be in if we didn't have him manning the helm of the worlds largest military force.

[@doclewis8927]

It's the congross's job to "check the executive branch" not the staff's job MISTER Corker...that's why you're "retiring" remember...you're afraid of v*ters knowing that you're NOT doing your job.

[@Optimist788]

Amazingly he grasped the concept of a wet hurricane🙄

[@herglawrmr33]

the fire farters at 7/11

[@jamescunningham4418]

how hilarious it would be to see the Trump Trophy Case!?

[@FrankBurnham]

They should give this show to Norm.

[@wheelitzr2]

The real question is who writes the dialogue that trump is obviously reading from? We all know trump can't write coherent thoughts.

[@mongolo34]

Maybe the president thinks that all Stormy ⛈ are big and wet

[@johnwaylay3883]

Two words that Trump used everyday are tremendous and fantastic.

[@soundtuner1]

Bob mueller also has a list with alot of points ,with very big things that are in need of trumps points for a us big win

[@dstbac07]

Yeah I'm not doing any of that lol. This is just too much. I don't know whether to laugh or cry

[@pamelarachal6856]

This clown shouldn't have got but two point and that's one from the Republicans and the other ones from the voters

[@northernboy7272]

The worst thing about all this is that he still has an approval rating over 30%. It should be a lot lower.

[@Dean0017]

What I can't believe is that some people actually approve of him....

[@sent4dc]

4:01 "four pages" .... 4:08 really, 4 pages?

[@brandonluna5718]

Sanford & Son!

[@dxrtbvgtattoo]

KZbin comments are always so entertaining.

[@madhukohli5587]

Tremendously WET (he is so not over stormy daniels, even in the times of tragedy) god save America.

[@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039]

Wow, 45's ego....just sad. I can't call him the P word. He does not deserve to be called that word. Many other words, but not that P word.

[@glittersgo742]

He would rob the fountain for sure!

[@chucklewis6838]

Trump needs a team of keepers. Big, wet, and he provides extra wind.

[@karengossett564]

Yes I agree he is stupid but somehow he has avoided jail for more than 50 yrs. Hope and pray Mueller puts an end to his freedom!

[@theEJRD]

36%? Too high!

[@logan4215]

Let's be honest. 3000 of them were going to die anyways without the hurricane. It's not like FEMA could drive to Puerto Rico