Trump Cannot Handle Real Questions

[@cardrabitt1159]

He’s so distraught since Joe dropped out, it’s almost tragic 😢😔

[@lalenahoffmann3804]

truly a modern day Romeo & Juliet

[@sonderfulsable]

he can't handle the fact that his crush left 😰 /silly

[@ziko085]

he's like the joker if batman died

[@xaviergl]

Biden being around made Trump sound like he knew what he's talking about, but now that he's running against someone who can put a sentence together, his baffoonery stands out even more

[@JayCarraway]

You’d be sad if your rival gave up on you 😖

[@SSVCloud]

I love the person who said "I've never heard Black said with a hard L."

[@devi2289]

Don't forget that his team pulled him out 25 minutes early because he was fumbling so bad

[@devi2289]

also when he was asked about project 2025 - which could be a coincidence as I'm not convinced they could pull him out in a matter of seconds as soon as they heard the project 2025 question

[@CHASEtoAsmr-db6dj]

​@@devi2289they were actually trying to get him out for about 30 minutes before he was pulled out

[@KenzLovesMovies]

Journalist: asks a simple question Trump: "If answers to your questions are what you seek, you must first answer my riddles three..."

[@KenzLovesMovies]

He says "became a... black person" like he's still unsure about his OWN insane statement

[@HispanicHarpie]

Was that fucking Gorillaz at the beginning Lmao

[@slenders1ckn3ss]

​@@HispanicHarpie Tomorrow Comes Today yeah lmao

[@Montesama314]

Trump: "THE ANSWER IS IMMIGRANTS." Interviewer: "But I never even guessed the answer..."

[@Montesama314]

Trump: "The answer is IMMIGRATION." Interviewer: "What? You didn't even say a riddle?"

[@spyr0guy]

"Why is everyone so mean to me :(" -a major party's definitely serious presidential candidate

[@opheliarosewood7847]

There;s no fucking way that this man came out to a Gorillaz song. They literally filmed a music video in the trump tower elevator to make fun of him, they hate his ass.

[@gj5748]

RIGHTT

[@meldoesntwanttotellyouthei7012]

Trump just misses his joey bear 😢😢

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

LMAO

[@chrissyswifey]

LMAOOOOO

[@Corarii]

using a song from an artist who made essentially a whole album about how horrible he is as president is a choice

[@ona512]

They knew it

[@soaphi7069]

Every time he said "millions" I heard "minions"

[@kcinrennat2606]

“Minions of migrants are invading our country!”

[@ona512]

20 minions every month

[@glennvandergaag2918]

“minions i love minions i like it when they say bananah, i like it when the say bananah”

[@Kai-u9n]

he stopped saying billions because mononeon made fun of him for it i think

[@micky_knuckles]

I'm so annoyed that the live fact checking was not on screen. I cannot stand that he's just allowed to say whatever with no reprocussions.

[@SchemeTeamSix]

Show me on this doll where his mean words hurt you

[@micky_knuckles]

@@SchemeTeamSix are you, like, okay?

[@s1lvercynders736]

​@@SchemeTeamSixshow me on the doll where trans people affect you

[@the_last_ballad]

​@SchemeTeamSix where should I be pointing on a doll for "his comments on Springfield Ohio have resulted in bomb threats to schools and government buildings"? Because its not just the words, its what happens because of them. Remember that this man is applying to run the country, yet is this careless with what he says.

[@Kai-u9n]

​@@SchemeTeamSix show me on the doll where abortions affect you

[@whatsthevibebro9523]

Him missing Joe Biden so much will be great for the artists doing Trump and Biden Yaoi

[@ghostly1225]

the trump and biden yaoi artists truly are winning rn

[@OkiSmokey]

At this point it’s cannon

[@maybemablemaples2144]

Literally, God's strongest warriors 🙏🏾

[@Moni-ob7xi]

those artists give me life fr fr

[@em_is_theta]

Running for president isn’t the same if he’s not running against Biden

[@oakleyves]

he misses him so bad

[@tylerwhite1322]

Doesn’t he know he, too, can drop out? 😃

[@yourdad6902]

​But he gotta drain swamp @@tylerwhite1322

[@dakotawb]

@@tylerwhite1322 they can retire and marry

[@jadegreenleaf781]

He misses his presidential bf

[@thatboymoxie]

I work with dementia patients sometimes. This is reminiscent

[@stevonwhite8933]

Trump’s absolutely distraught Joe’s not his opponent anymore 😂

[@aaronsmith1474]

I've changed my mind, hold off on locking him up because it will be so much more damaging to his psyche to be humiliated by a black woman on the world stage.

[@aarons1234]

if Trump AND Hillary both loose to a black woman the world will be cured

[@kiwid3628]

My dad and I are so excited to see him and his fans lose his absolute shit when Kamala wins. Losing to Joe was bad enough, but losing to a woman of color??? It'll be glorious

[@stevonwhite8933]

@@aaronsmith1474 Couldn’t happen to a better guy, lol

[@maybemablemaples2144]

You're so right bestie 💗

[@ItzMuffinzz]

Hold off on locking him up because maybe we can keep him around as a court jester

[@TerrorTroveTalesYT]

Bro literally got up in front of the country and said in order to combat wildfires that we need to "rake the leaves" and I will never let it go. His ego is so unfathomably inflated that I am not shocked that he thought he could do this.

[@EmperorPenguin1217]

That's literally true though. Dry brush makes fires more likely.

[@justsomeeggsinapot1784]

Yes, raking leaves does help wildfires, if only a little. Out if all the garbage you picked what actually makes sense to complain about

[@TerrorTroveTalesYT]

@@justsomeeggsinapot1784 No, not really. It misses the bigger point. The problem is not leaves, its climate change. That's the point I am trying to make here.

[@TerrorTroveTalesYT]

@@EmperorPenguin1217 Except the issue is not leaves. It's climate change.

[@SchemeTeamSix]

Congrats on the lobotomy, bro

[@Anunnamedtank]

someone should ask trump what his favourite island is

[@SysOpQueen]

for some reason i read that three times as "what his favourite ireland is" i was so confused for a minute there

[@Localcatgirl_]

@@SysOpQueensomebody should ask him that too

[@Autumn-u7z]

Gilligan's

[@somegal-89]

@@Autumn-u7z "We will bring Gilligan home! OBAMNA AND SLEEPY JOE COULD NEVER"

[@Autumn-u7z]

​@@somegal-89 I've friend with skipper great skipper amazing skipper no way he was the one who crashed that boat and I mean look I'd never Joe crashed that boat but really how could skipper crash it

[@savestate13]

NO FUCKING WAY TRUMP WALKED OUT TO GORILLAZ

[@gj5748]

IKR

[@maroonguy]

Disrespectful to Gorillaz fr 😭

[@SysOpQueen]

@3:35 I'm 100000% certain The Gorillaz would not condone trump using their music

[@yoyoyoyo-lq4jb]

Yeahhhh Humanz was literally made because of how much they hate trump so

[@ykwhaticouldreallygoforrn1289]

i feel like they'd be so pissed 😭😭

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

someone tell them, they can sue his ass

[@LB_THE_NINJA]

Damon Albarn is definitely anti-Trump so 1000%

[@kirkenstiensmonster]

Damon Albarn (front man of Gorillaz and Blur) is most definitely not a fan of Trump.

[@arcoirislagallinacanibal]

He should step down of the presidential campaign and go kiss Biden or something

[@flamingfoxx]

"This is Trump's worst interview yet" Those are strong words for someone who detailed the war crimes he would commit while the Fox News host desperately tried to stop him from incriminating himself

[@TheElvenArcher]

Haven't seen that one, remember where to find it?

[@boianko]

Which interview is that?

[@SchemeTeamSix]

Source: trust me, bro

[@thecaptain291]

tag me when source is out

[@flamingfoxx]

​@@TheElvenArcherJohn Oliver included the full recording in one of his Trump videos, but it goes along the lines of "With terrorists you have to take out their families. They care about their families, they say they don't but they do, you have to take out the families"

[@Goatings]

You'll never convince me that Donald trump isn't a small child in a human suit, why does it look like someone's puppeteering his hands with sticks off screen

[@yellobb3848]

It’s true, I’m from Virginia and I was aborted post-birth 😔

[@yellobb3848]

I went on a tour of the Governor’s Palace in high school and Ralph Northam shot me point blank the second my mom complained about me. Sad, but true

[@ChristopherSadlowski]

Condolences. So sad. I hope you're resting in peace.

[@skiessure6178]

I’m sorry for your loss 🫡

[@ngotemna8875]

Isn't it actually the Republicans who are in favour of post-birth abortions? I mean, what else would you call refusing to do anything to prevent school shootings?

[@Brain-dead-gamer]

RIP Anon. You have been missed

[@z3phyr666]

19:19 i thought he was gonna say "anybody who has a job, who happens to be black" but NOPE i thought too highly of him 🤣

[@OkiSmokey]

ME TOO LITERALLY- BUT HE JUST STOPPED THERE AND THEN REPEATED IT LMAO

[@Nilnot]

JD Vance may not be that worried about being jobless. He strikes me as someone who would be comfortable on his couch for a while

[@captaincaspian42]

Do you think he has a dolphin plushie

[@AreGeeBee]

​@@captaincaspian42if he does he'll never admit it

[@ThatBeeAgain_]

"I said Joe and I will go and take a cognitive test" what a cute date idea!

[@ND-nr6mx]

Funny thing is he already took one and bombed it, don't we all remember "person woman man camera tv"?

[@gabisasantos]

The way he says Black makes it seem like his skin crawls every time he says it

[@Montesama314]

Says "Black" with a hard B.

[@NotPluto_Rivera]

It probably does 😭

[@thynamesss]

THWY PLAYED A FUCKING GORILLAZ SONG I SWEAR TO FUCK WHHHHHHYY

[@frexion8374]

What song is it?

[@thynamesss]

@@frexion8374 tomorrow comes today

[@yukiokuma8983]

a good one too...

[@trent7258]

It was the first one to be released too

[@mrbubbies_]

Every time people like trump are asked to answer a direct question it becomes “what does this word mean anyway amirite” it’s so formulaic

[@ND-nr6mx]

"What do you mean by religion and what do you mean by Goawd?" -Jordan Peepeeson

[@katjamuller5503]

Wait Portland was destroyed? Well i hate to break it to you Mr. Trump but Portland's still here man

[@michace]

I live here so this is news to me 😂

[@OkiSmokey]

Welcome to the gang, from a paid ‘Australian’ actor

[@moth__soup]

as someone from appalachia, the “my hillbilly cousins didn’t go to yale” quote is spot on. i have tons of friends who live/lived in trailers, who can’t afford food, or college, who work 3 jobs. i could never dream of going to yale, that just isn’t something people in my town do. idk anyone at my high school who got into an ivy league school. and it pisses me off when people like jd vance larp as hillbillys, when they come from cushy lifestyles that allow them to go to yale.

[@stevonwhite8933]

@@moth__soup If only Appalachians didn’t vote against their interests, in large numbers.

[@danbongard3226]

@@stevonwhite8933 People in Appalachia who recognize what their interests are move out of Appalachia. Seriously, there was a roughly twenty-year window where that wasn't a shitty place to live, and it closed before Tim Walz or JD Vance were even born.

[@Dangerous.little.carrot]

He's so sad that Joe pulled out 😞 they could've had a beautiful family Edit: it's truely beautiful that this has 69 likes.

[@ND-nr6mx]

Yeah, he's always begging Joe not to pull out 🫦

[@calawendy]

@@ND-nr6mxOH!!!

[@thecaptain291]

god i actually choked on my beer 💀

[@Dangerous.little.carrot]

@@thecaptain291 Thanks for the reminder to drink safely ❤️

[@thecaptain291]

@@Dangerous.little.carrot dw, it's 0%

[@thischannelexistsforsomere9584]

she became...a black... person(?)

[@brook_angel]

Reverse Michael Jackson

[@LordOfElysium]

No Im genuinely confused.. she looks white. What did I miss? lol I had NO CLUE she considered herself a black women.

[@brook_angel]

@@LordOfElysium her skin tone isn't as dark as that of other black people bc she is also Egyptian.

[@ND-nr6mx]

​@@LordOfElysiumRight, with that fair skin and blonde hair and those baby blue eyes. Get real.

[@LordOfElysium]

@@ND-nr6mx No one said she was Aryan tf?

[@somegal-89]

"Mr. President, executing the baby in every state in the country is illegal" [Trump just keeps rambling] lmao

[@Montesama314]

"What will you do about people being unable to afford homes?" "Yeah. Inflation really sucks. Anyway, let's drill for oil." Another masterful answer from a corporate puppet.

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

The reactions from the crowd are hysterical man. You can tell they're there for the show and I love that for them

[@battlion507]

At this point, Trump is not even like... "alive". This is the equivalent to a prequel of "Weekend at Bernie's". It's ridiculous.

[@VegetaSoup]

It's WILD how betrayed he feels about his buddy Joe dropping out. Almost makes me sad. :( (I'm lying.)

[@fish_brain5]

Trump and Joe Biden were so good luck babe

[@ccaivi]

you know its bad when you have the convention of black journalists defending cops (on jan. 6)

[@Dragon-365]

One time we did a survey in high school advisory for another student’s statistic project, one question asked for our race and had biracial as an option. I shit you not this guy sitting behind me read out “biracial? What so people can just choose their race now?” And it’s like, dude, if you used a single teaspoon of common sense it’s such a self-explanatory word. He was also a raging anti masker, transphobe, and Andrew Tate defender, and is besties with a guy who said “I mean, Kanye wasn’t wrong” after he praised Hitler and has said numerous antisemitic things so I was not horribly surprised.

[@gj5748]

It's so sad because this sounds exactly like half of my coworkers and almost all of my old highschool classmates

[@SchemeTeamSix]

It’s true, I was the survey

[@artsyvidsy5232]

When he says they're coming from insane asylums, is he talking about people seeking asylum?

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

That's a very likely possibility.

[@yoyoyoyo-lq4jb]

Wouldn't surprise me at all. He just hears 5 seconds of Fox News and repeats that on national television over and over and over

[@shanemackay493]

In response to “do you think JD Vance would be ready on day 1?” (To which, the most effective answer is “yes”), frump rambles into “it statistically doesn’t matter who the VP pick is” 😂😂😂

[@fish_brain5]

I’m fully convinced most trumpers don’t actually watch/listen to what he says

[@stevonwhite8933]

@@fish_brain5 They presume what he says he’ll do, will hurt the “right” people. That’s all that matters to them.

[@ND-nr6mx]

He's the hollow protagonist in their favorite story, an empty suit they can imagine themselves wearing to fulfill a false reality power fantasy.

[@RainyDayDance]

I work in a texas grocery store and I can't fathom the thought process of the people STILL wearing their trump 2024 hats out in public. I imagine they are just as lost as he is.

[@ND-nr6mx]

Small-town business out here in the north has a sign that says, "GOD BLESS YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR YOUR PUTTING AMERICA FIRST"

[@SchemeTeamSix]

I hope your boyfriend sees this and gives you a crumb of dong, bro

[@atrution]

What if a cop made an innocent mistake, they need immunity? Is that an admission that the court system doesn't work? Surely if they made an innocent mistake the jury should be able to find that to be the case.

[@ND-nr6mx]

It was only his 11th oopsie this year 🥺 shouldn't we go easy on him? It's a vewy scawy job.

[@zbcrazy]

You know, I felt nothing but impending doom with this election, but since Biden was swapped out - it’s not that I don’t still feel doom, but this has gotten so genuinely FASCINATING lmao. Like damn we’re gonna be talking about this one for DECADES 😂

[@colorlessguard]

8:35 the only way in which Trump is better than Lincoln is that he actually survived his assassination attempt 💀😭

[@RedDeadReverie]

He’s unintentionally a genius at comedy and doesn’t realize it. What a clown 😆🤡

[@thecaptain291]

usually, when you're doing comedy, you're laughing WITH the person joking. THIS is pure SLAPSTICK. only T&J are superior to this, I swear to god

[@spacecat7864]

I don’t know how anyone in the audience could stand hearing him talk about the cost of housing going up as if he hasn’t been hoarding real estate wealth his entire life.

[@Archius9]

He clearly doesn’t understand a distinction between ‘mental asylums’ and ‘asylum seekers’

[@grahambarlos8641]

Him complaining about the interview being late and them having tech issues is hilarious after how poorly the Elon thing went.

[@Montesama314]

"Waahhh, you're mean!" --The possible 47th president of the United States, August 2024.

[@OME6ALUL]

THE FACT THEY PLAYED GORILLAZ AS THE OPENING IS SO SAD 😭😭

[@WatashiMachineFullCycle]

Loving this new look peeboy

[@kawaiiaurora182]

Someone please make a Spongebob 'This kitchens not the same withouuuuutttt youuuuu' edit where it's just Trump singing about him missing Joe Biden

[@Montesama314]

"Just a Greasy Spoon." A true banger.

[@cosplaykitty96]

A true joker story, he's nothing without his batman 😔

[@BellinghamBaby]

I am a black job

[@DecayedSlav]

I unfortunately have the “Old man yaoi” line stuck in my head.. I also got a Kamala Harris 2024 hoodie

[@hypernovasoup]

57:13 “the republican party is actually much less radical… I think I’ve made them much less radical” can’t believe we just skipped this line

[@user-account-not-found]

This Harris lady having to hold water on stage for Trump is hilarious.

[@mikeyahl7363]

DJT speaks as if he the "Vine Boom" SFX punctuates his every sentence, but he forgot that his Shock-Jock soundboard is unplugged

[@cez_is_typing]

The audible 'OOOOO' from the crowd when he said he hadn't heard about Sonya Masseys death literally sounded like a soundboard. Same with the laughter when he said a lot of the journalists there were black. Im glad at the very least the crowd didn't feel pressured to hold back how they feel because showing up to this event with what he said is absolutely disgraceful

[@Commander_Appo]

Without Sleepy Joe, crime has no punchline... -Donald "The Jinkler" Trump

[@pairashootpants5373]

The fact that we are a hairs width away from this complete baffoon becoming potus again is mind boggling

[@stevonwhite8933]

@@pairashootpants5373 Speaks terribly on America’s education system. Which Republicans want to further make worse and defund. Gee, wonder tf why?

[@SchemeTeamSix]

You get a job yet?

[@guntherhasregrets1954]

Trump not answering direct questions is infuriating but not as infuriating as trying to figure out why Pee is wearing a beanie with hair clipping through it like a dognarn failed rendering system on a video game

[@Kuroganekisaki]

Peethan got that Jotaro Kujo Hat drip you simply wouldn't get it

[@kcinrennat2606]

Why does he act like he can just ‘stop inflation’ on day one? If it were that easy wouldn’t every president do that the moment it gets too high?

[@ngotemna8875]

Because his followers are on the cognitive level of children.

[@P_D-px6iv]

​@@ngotemna8875*toddlers I'd argue most children have a higher cognitive level especially considering how blunt they can be lol

[@mushroomdance8810]

I work at a senior living home. I feel like i just clocked into a shift.

[@ZanetaW]

Trump looked away, looked back at Kamala, and suddenly she was BLACK 😟😟😟😟

[@volt6423]

they played tomorrow comes today but this boy is NOT tomorrow

[@micheller3251]

If someone asks me what "read the room" means, I'm gonna show them this interview

[@michaelhaydenbell]

God I love how he just says "Yknow the experts and statistics say inflation is as bad as it's is been in over 50 years... but *I* think it's as bad as it's been in *100 YEARS!* My team tells me we've had an infestation of 16, 17 million illegals... but *I* feel like it's more like *9 TRILLION!!!"* And roughly half the country hears this and thinks "Yes, this is fine. There is nobody better suited to be the most powerful person in the US government."

[@dirtdf9418]

You can hear him wanting to say she "went black"

[@admiralpoi2903]

Holy shit he just gave musicians enough samples to last a lifetime

[@J37A1honda]

every time I see this tangerine he looks more and more like a ghoul

[@funnymanjai]

“he’s for the hard working man and woman” yet i should be taxed more even though I’m working hard as well, just because i don’t have kids🤨

[@WhiteLiteBarbie]

Imagine watching this and thinking- yeah. I'm voting for him. Wtffffffffff

[@BL_K9]

he just misses his boyfriend stop being so mean..

[@vitasomething]

okay but woah the headband is soo cute wtfff

[@johnsuarez1404]

Trump is a DEI hire because we need more representation for marginalized billionaires 🥺

[@gnocchidokey]

"I'm so glad she didn't interrupt him here" I've heard this referred to as Operation Let Him Speak and it seems to be working.

[@Endogal]

You make these things so much more bearable to watch. Ty.

[@aliveinscreen]

it's just not the same for him after his alpha joe dropped out 🤧🤧💔☹️

[@Prestonian1]

Currently going insane listening to this

[@lordbison1771]

“They were pooping on those historic monuments. I’m a builder, you will never get those brown and green stains out for 100 years; it’s true.”

[@sonderfulsable]

i love how long it took for us to get through this on stream 😭

[@Fellow-computer-nerd]

even if Trump was some great civil rights activist he still would never be better than JFK or LBJ when it comes to ending segregation, he thinks his like 2 points are better than ending national segregation

[@ND-nr6mx]

He's such a staunch advocate of ending segregation that he's ready to violently segregate the U.S. and Mexico as soon as he's reelected.

[@Princess-ur2gd]

Do you think he even hears himself when he talks? Like genuinely?

[@alexjames-cl8qg]

Average trump moment.

[@ariatempest]

He’s acting like Light when he lost L as his rival. What a nerd.

[@rachelterry5291]

I only read about this panel I hadn't actually watched it until now, I've had to keep closing this video and coming back to it because the panel is such a hard watch, love your commentary

[@johntodd6413]

Imagine making an innocent mistake with a gun.

[@SchemeTeamSix]

Like lying on a Form 4473?

[@johntodd6413]

@@SchemeTeamSix if that's all we have to keep guns out of suspicious people's hands, that is sad

[@ashthetic_art]

Biracial people: *exist* Trump: 🤯

[@egotisticalflame]

(3:40) How long has Dumpy Trumpies walk-in music been Gorrilaz "Tomorrow Comes Today" Thats like one of my favorite songs wtf I gagged when I heard that shit i don't want to have to stop listening to that one now 😭😭😭

[@ChristopherSadlowski]

You could always let Gorillaz know Trump is using their music, possibly without authorization...

[@egotisticalflame]

@@ChristopherSadlowski that’s not a bad idea 😁😁😁

[@glennvandergaag2918]

They shouldve used “DONALD TRUMP THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT first black president” when he walked in (this one btw: 0:51)

[@wolfwatch9731]

am i losing it or does he not actually answer a single question. he goes off on unrelated tangents or makes weird what-aboutisms for almost everything he's asked.

[@deewreltih2124]

He doesn’t even come close to answering any question

[@kylegonewild]

It's honestly cute you expected him to answer any straightforward question that isn't explicitly designed to glaze him.

[@wolfwatch9731]

@@kylegonewild i mean i didn't expect him to answer every or even most straightforward questions but. i thought at least one.

[@SchemeTeamSix]

You are losing it

[@katrinamartin4453]

Did he seriously enter to "tomarrow comes today" thats chilling who picked that

[@theTastiestNacho]

i know that this interview generated the raunchiest ''Biden x Trump #pwp #lovetriangle #KamalaIsTheThirdWheel #EnemiesToLovers'' AO3 fanfic ever made

[@The-Eye866]

trumpy misses his bidey 😔

[@Ly_Lord]

That bong was doing overwork the entire interview.

[@darkmaster4868]

Im just wondering why they used Gorillaz for trumps entrance when Damon albarn is known for HATING trump he made a whole ass album warning of trump getting into office

[@meltingmug]

Irony or ignorance, take your pick.

[@darkmaster4868]

@@meltingmug what is it's a little bit of both

[@meltingmug]

@@darkmaster4868 would be funny, if true, lol