Trump Card | Fatman | Jiu Jitsu - Midnight Screenings Review

Join Brad and Jerrid as they review the latest Dinesh D'Souza film Trump Card, plus the Mel Gibson as Santa Claus movie Fatman, and the Nicolas Cage / Tony Jaa action film Jiu Jitsu.
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[@StonedGremlinProductions]

Check out these links below! The Cinema Snob's Goldfinger Review - kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJ2Xc5SbpKesh5I Jerrid's Twitch Channel - www.twitch.tv/foi1wrapp3d

[@peterkrug2327]

Brad, some movies I'd REALLY love to see you do Cinema Snob reviews of: The Uncanny The Cat From Outer Space Cat's Eye Sleepwalkers Garfield The Movie

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Miniature psycho in Fatman is a great selling point

[@darknessviking]

i didnt know brad and jared are lefties. i wonder if they voted for creepy biden and kamala camel toe. i wonder why. why was trump so bad.

[@peterkrug4124]

@La Sneaker Remember how republicans said Obama was going to make us all live in hobbit homes and FEMA camps? Remember how that ended up NOT happening? Conservatives always talk about what horrible, evil things democrats will do when they come in power, then when that ends up not happening they just forget about it.

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

To skip to the reviews: Jiu Jitsu: 3:12 Fatman: 21:19 Trump Card: 39:26

[@crithon]

god bless time stamps, jesus bro

[@peterkrug2327]

Brad, can you PLEASE do Cinema Snob reviews of the other Dinesh D'Souza films you've seen? I'd really love that!

[@madizzle90]

I came for 39:26.

[@marikotrue3488]

I do not know about the others, but I am here for some crazy Cage and REAL bad Santa. Trump movies are just that fried Oreo cookie that one consumes at county fairs (ah remember those?) that causes a shaft of fiery hate to shroud your soul (often some other places) and dim your perspective.

[@BigK13372]

@@marikotrue3488 I remember eating those Oreo for my birthday at Mongolian BBQ. Goes great with vanilla ice cream . . . too bad I am diabetic as that shit spikes my bloodsuger

[@Nobody_Special310]

It's time for another episode of Two Hitmen Establish Their Alibis.

[@Mondomeyer]

"I think Trump Card's is the one most people are watching this." He's onto us!

[@HylianFox3]

It's funny, I came here for Trump Card but enjoyed the other reviews more.

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

Probably because no one wants to actually watch the movie but everyone is curious what batshit theory is in it.

[@CharlieD.706]

@@Rainbowthewindsage It’s good.. backed with facts and receipts for what they say... unlike some

[@billbaxton9334]

2016 Brad: Walks out of Hillary America 2020 Brad: "funnier than comedies I've recommended"

[@warhawk9566]

Jerid is brad in 2016 when he saw hillary's america

[@jcav9410]

This sort of relates why I feel that the Roe v. Wade movie hasn't been released, Brad described it on his Midnight Screenings as such a batshit insane spectacle that I think the producers held the release back to water down the crazy in editing. Because if it had been released as Brad described it we would be talking about a movie liberals would ironically watch just to laugh at it.

[@seankoontz4235]

@ Bill Baxton Hillary’s America might have been the first Dinesh movie Brad saw, now he knows what to expect

[@warhawk9566]

Watch Dinesh call the pandemic a democrat plot to close movie theaters just to make trump card an unsuccessful movie, cause that's clearly the only reason why no one went to see it

[@damiensteele7663]

I am glad we now live in a world where Kurt Russell and Mel Gibson have grown older to be Santa Claus.

[@JoeEnglandShow]

I swear, that Jiu Jitsu poster looks just like one of those parodies from the "Nicholas Cage's Agent" sketch.

[@willythepeachfacelovebird]

Cage has had some interesting movies in the last while. I was kind of hoping he'd keep that going. The Color Out of Space and Mandy were crazy.

[@weedongding]

You ever saw 'Mom and Dad'? If you haven't, see it! You won't be disappointed!

[@krisherdown]

2020 has really worn down Brad if he's gone from walking out of a movie to calling this better than a recommended comedy. "Trump isn't that into you" Even though many came for Trump Card, you got me interested in watching Fatman.

[@1997residente]

Somehow, Dinesh makes films after being in jail but John Mctiernan doesn't

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Well when you’re a crooked political propagandist making movies funded by insane billionaires, it doesn’t matter how many times you go to jail

[@chrishansen9731]

@@Tadicuslegion78 Ok

[@wjzav1971]

@BitChute Is Better Than KZbin We need a boxing match between Dinesh and Moore

[@lloroshastar6347]

@BitChute Is Better Than KZbin Joined Sept 2020 lol, surely they can't be paying you that much to be a professional troll. Get a real job.

[@lloroshastar6347]

@BitChute Is Better Than KZbin Or that I have a life and don't spend all my time responding to fictional people on social media.

[@umachan9286]

And here I was hoping "Jiu Jitsu" would be more like that Grindhouse trailer of Nic Cage playing "Fu Manchu". Also, Dinesh really has a hard on for Trump.

[@matthewjarek3026]

Man, Trump Card at 39:26. They must have had a lot to make fun of.

[@MandleRoss]

By this point they should just say "Nicholas Cage may appear at some point during this film." on the posters and in the previews. I would still go watch it.

[@docsnake]

Definitely use that disclaimer for Bruce Willis.

[@MultiMal3]

So, which dark god do we have to sacrifice to in order to make Dinesh D'Souza stop making movies? Asking for a friend.

[@t.c.thompson2359]

Just ignore them and laugh as they slide further into irrelevance

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Papa Nurgle is a good start. Or Khorne

[@BigK13372]

@@Tadicuslegion78 I don’t know. Those gods are pretty much supportive of the conservative agenda. Better off going with Tzeentch. He is the god that the Dems turn to for doing away with Republicans.

[@MxSnrub]

Each of his films since 2012 has made less than the previous film (this one didn’t play theatrically at all), to the point where he had to form his own distribution company to get this one out. So his downfall might come sooner rather than later.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

I thought Fatman was going to be a Kevin Smith Batman parody but Mel Gibson Santa Claus cool

[@JustinCoasters]

Brad, You said with Death Of A Nation "Make A Worse Movie Next Time", Did he make a worse movie?

[@DocZFlux]

Well, Trump Card is easier to laugh at now! That being said, you know it's bad when Nixon comparatively looks like less of a sore loser!

[@DocZFlux]

@R G True, he did, but it's important to remember the desperate lengths he went to earlier to hide his guilt, and that it took the main Republican leaders in Congress telling him to his face that he could not count on enough votes for acquittal in an impeachment trial in the Senate that finally made him accept reality.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

@@DocZFlux He still did it in the middle of his presidency. Trumps' pulling this after he's been voted out in an election that wasn't even close.

[@lloroshastar6347]

@R G It's the latest narrative from Trump's defence council, that several Democrats including JFK cheated to win the Presidency. It has not one ounce of truth in it, just like everything they say it's all a song and dance to make Trump look relevant instead of the corrupt narcissistic monster he really is. Also Dan only joined KZbin in June this year, I sincerely doubt they are a real person. I saw another one on here, joined September this year, just another bot to add to the billions already created.

[@dootuss83]

@Dan MacMallion Trump fighting corruption and protecting democracy? How much paint thinner do you huff every day?

[@andrewblanchard2398]

NIXON KNEW WHEN TO QUIT

[@dannygagne4693]

A fifth grader receiving a phone call from bugs bunny 🤣🤣🤣

[@MaggieOffutt]

It’s always good fun when this duo is here!

[@sitrepproductionsatlanta8538]

I seriously wrote a screenplay five years ago called Santa Claus: Master Assassin. It was meant to be in the style of an 80s-90s exploitation action movie with Santa Claus as an anti-hero. I saw the ad for this movie and thought, did someone steal my script and sell it to Mel Gibson?!

[@katiegordnier655]

Jerrid’s impression of a stereotypical elf made me laugh so hard! 😂

[@isaachassle5454]

Dinesh D'souza? More like... Uh... . . Deez nuts will sue ya. Goteem.

[@LazarheaD]

Jiu Jitsu! Loved those Face/Off movements Cage did!

[@matthewjarek3026]

43:00 Those people walking in the background should be honored that they photobombed a Midnight Screening.

[@zeathosthomas4847]

When Tom Cruise does a stunt, you know it's Cruise and he has that perfect expression of fear. James Bond is always cool but Ethan Hunt is truly struggling to stop Armageddon.

[@jayneroberts1236]

Michael Moore at least also criticizes Democrats in his documentaries

[@omnimonramone8459]

Fahrenheit 11/9 was surprisingly critical of Obama. Even more so than Trump.🤣

[@ekahnoman7331]

And now he's cancelled.

[@Edax_Royeaux]

Sicko trashed Hillary.

[@ekahnoman7331]

@Brother Sanguinary Referring to his last documentary, "Planet of the Humans" I think it was called. Got him in hot water by going against the narrative and bringing up facts about solar and wind. Facts that leftists don't like people to know.

[@HylianFox3]

Brad makes a very good point not just about D'Souza but Trump and Republicans in general: they have so little respect for their audience/voters/etc and yet these people don't seem to realize that they're being insulted.

[@gstone8255]

This kid is the REAL Artemis Fowl !!

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Politics is condemning the other side for the same corruption your side is perpetrating.

[@Niinkai]

Poe's law in action. An immensely ironic and self-defeating statement. Yet written in earnest. A++

[@Edax_Royeaux]

Sounds nice, but untrue. Politics is related to lawmakers and laws apply to both sides.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

@@Edax_Royeaux That's what it's supposed to be, not what it IS.

[@Edax_Royeaux]

@@dreamlandnightmare Lawmakers make law. There is no denying this. And there are no laws that say "This law only applies for the opposition party".

[@dreamlandnightmare]

@@Edax_Royeaux What laws state and how they are actually applied are often quite different things. Right now, Trump and his cronies have been pulling the same garbage they've accused the Democrats of doing.

[@willythepeachfacelovebird]

Will come back to The Fatman review after i see it. Thanks guys, gets pretty quiet from my subs on Sundays in Aus.

[@seankoontz4235]

What about Let Him Go, the Kevin Costner/Diane Lane movie?

[@Unknown-bq9id]

Oh, and about that guy who mentions performing a sex act on Obama--his name is Larry Sinclair, and he had a rather bizarre press conference in 2008, to put it mildly; among other things (including providing scant evidence for his allegations against Obama and managing the feat of being arrested after the press conference on outstanding warrants), he had a lawyer (who had been suspended at the time for being a vexatious litigant--against his ex-wife) who wore a kilt to the conference and, when questioned, said that it was because his private parts were bigger than average and wearing a kilt made him more comfortable. I am NOT making this up (I wish I were, though)...

[@Rathclav]

Glad your back to more of the longer form reviews. Look the work and awesome to have a return of a old favorite guest. Keep up the good work so long as you can manage safely 💙

[@docsnake]

I watched the Double Toasted review on Fatman, then watched the movie . I was a bit puzzled cuz I quite enjoyed it, while they said that it wasn't that great. I totally agree with your review, it was actually pretty good.

[@V4Now]

Why is D'Souza allowed to walk the streets unharrased?

[@MrShadowtopaz]

2020 was a surprisingly interesting year for film...

[@commanderkruge]

This isn't the first time, Santa (or at least a version of him) has trouble with a hired killer: Check out the wonderful "Hogfather" which is kinda like a cross between this here and Nightmare Before Christmas - not with songs, but also with another anthropomorphic personification taking over the role of the fat man while he's gone. Only here it's not the Pumpkin King... Can even be found here on youtube. I highly recommend it. (and while it most likely doesn't fall into any of the Cinema Snob-slots I would love to get your opinion on it ^^)

[@rustyshackleford6633]

Ol' D'nesh D'sooty. At it again.

[@rustyshackleford6633]

@Winston Galt 40:20

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Gerald R. Molen produced Schindler's List, not Bruce Schooley. Also, Molen produced previous D'Souza movies, but not this one.

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

Oops! My bad sorry bout that.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

@@StonedGremlinProductions Mistakes happen!

[@ricardoaguirre6126]

He went from working with Steven Spielberg to Dinesh D'Souza. Like going from red wine to cheap beer.

[@Greydevil82]

@@ricardoaguirre6126 Dom Perignon to Milwaukee's Best. lol

[@dreamlandnightmare]

@@Greydevil82 More like Granny's peach tea.

[@cillianwebster4886]

For D'souza review 39:21 .

[@LukeAllen23]

Wish I can see Fatman!

[@jayneroberts1236]

I can’t wait for Biden’s America movie

[@chadraygun5268]

It’ll most likely be Kamala’s America lol.

[@V4Now]

A movie where nothing exciting happens and there's a coherent conversation?

[@jayneroberts1236]

You know his next movie will be him proving his the election was stolen. How the democrats made up coranaviris 😂😂

[@dylanmcdermott1110]

I can't stop laughing at the Jiu Jitsu poster.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

What's so funny about it? It just looks like any other generic movie poster slapped together in photoshop.

[@redkingrauri3769]

@@dreamlandnightmare Besides the fact that it's using a Brazilian martial art with a white guy welding a katana in Chinese armor with a Thai man in street clothes behind him? And nobody in the trailer is using jui jitsu?

[@jtilton5]

@@redkingrauri3769 and the funny thing is, you think Jui Jitsu is a Brizilan Martial Art.

[@redkingrauri3769]

@@jtilton5 Oh, origins in Japan. I learned something.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

@@redkingrauri3769 Not as bad as "The Karate Kid" remake being about kung fu.

[@camotophat]

Holy shit! Jerrid?! So good to see you!

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

Conservative: uses 1984 to try to claim that's what liberals want. Me: you know Orwell was a socialist right?

[@hongquiao]

39:20 for Trump Card.

[@gentlerat]

Will there ever be a Brad Jones reaction to 2,000 mules?

[@gardenhose3509]

Jerrid is a good sport. 🤣

[@UlshaRS]

Hard break ad for jiu jitsu during review of jiu jitsu. It looked like a episode of power rangers shot in high def.

[@Rob1976x]

I can't wait to hear what you two have to say about trump card it's what I've been waiting for

[@BigK13372]

Y’mean these guys specifically in the video at the time stamp where they talk about it, or when they do a Snob episode

[@MichaelMichael-us6wq]

Think its too late to review a “documentary” about Trump (after NOV 2020)

[@t.c.thompson2359]

IDK, we still see docs about Mussolini

[@martinshewfelt1236]

IDK, we've seen 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘳, the Winston Churchill movie, as recent as 2017

[@Edax_Royeaux]

Trump 2024

[@martinshewfelt1236]

@@Edax_Royeaux Amen

[@Clay3613]

@@Edax_Royeaux He won't be able to run again.

[@tremorsfan]

To Catch a Yeti was just what I was thinking of when I saw that kid.

[@Lex-dw7ng]

It's a shame, I thought Fatman was a wasted premise. You're right - Santa, the kid and the assassin *are awesome* on screen. I honestly don't even know why the military subplot has to even exist. Just go whole hog and make the Elves all the "throw away" guards to be killed, or have Santa call in some soldiers because he knows the guy is coming because Santa powers. ***spoiler*** I'm also kind of annoyed by the Santa immortality powers. Like oh, there was no stakes the whole time? Thanks for wasting my time then movie. Like I say though, the three main cast members give it their all and play it perfectly.

[@peterkrug2327]

This feels much like Siskel And Ebert.

[@eurekasam5205]

Is D'souza in Da'Houza?

[@sammartina8574]

Trump Card sounds like a conservative safe space. Maybe Dinesh should watch No Safe Spaces.

[@PhantomShadow224]

I came here for ju jitsu, remembered fatman was a thing, and stayed for the rest while listening to “walkie talkie man”.

[@Dboy21ish]

Is fatman better then mel's father movie?

[@MaxForce357]

“... but really I wanted to see more of that kid.” Wait. That’s illegal.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

5/30/2021 how the hell is this just being recommended to me ?

[@funkyd3321]

I expect this movie to be fantastic! It has 4.8 stars on Amazon Prime!

[@Cinsavant]

I tuned in for joy jitsu

[@HylianFox3]

So Fatman is basically The Christmas That Almost Wasn't, but with a hired killer

[@haveyouseenthisfilm7404]

I saw Trump Card and found it very difficult to take seriously, it was almost like a parody of SNL badly made and without grace but just as ridiculous in its pretense. Just as SNL tries to be funny (and many times fails), this film tries to be controversial and denouncing and many times fails.

[@butchdeadlift10]

59:24 Oh the days before January 6th 2021

[@Sabatuar]

Now that's Artemis Fowl. Not whatever's going on with Disney.

[@kenknight5983]

I have only given one movie a G, and that's Chicken Park from 1994

[@zeathosthomas4847]

I guess cancel coulter has an expiration on it because Mel Gibson's still working which I say good for him, he's a good actor.

[@elboob1921]

Eh, I'd rather have antisemites fade into obscurity.

[@MarquisLeary34]

I guess his agents and PR people said "Just do the acting, shut up about the religious/political stuff". Glad they did, he is an immensely entertaining actor.

[@Clay3613]

I do not totally believe he is anti-semetic given that close friends and actors actually backed him up morally. If he really was, he'd never have been able to come back.

[@elboob1921]

@@Clay3613 people backed Trump and Epstein. Dude got recorded screaming antisemitic shit, it's not a question.

[@cocolime6496]

cancel culture doesn't do shit

[@zeathosthomas4847]

He's like the kid from Little Monsters. The evil one.

[@trentnunyabiz6204]

There's Nick cage jiu jitsu and Mel Gibson Santa insanity, but yanks in the comments just want to argue politics as if it's the be all and end all of life itself. Learn to laugh again people.

[@docsnake]

Don't talk about politics after a review of a movie about politics. Got it.

[@crithon]

Torture scene, huh? You'd figure they would release this BEFORE the election?

[@dragonsword7370]

Just like ALL those witness affidavits of voter tampering that aren't admissible in courts because they're bullshite or rather faked?

[@crithon]

​@@dragonsword7370 I still can't get over the lawyer claimed Hugo Chavez was alive. She cares that much about this, and she's a Lawyer that cannot look up if someone is alive but goes into fear mongering.

[@Ozz04]

Whatever your picturing is going to be better... Uh it looks like some late stage Steve Segal shite... While I'm writing this his name comes up.

[@wespapes2054]

Trump Card will make this comments section a clusterfuck. Oh boy, I'm ready for it.

[@DexDexter0]

Lol they mentioned trump

[@Laudanon]

Every time I see the intro I'm annoyed that everything rhymes except "romance". Wouldn't it be better if the word "spills" was placed there instead? :P

[@RichardWatt]

Dinesh D'Souza? More like Dipshot D'Souza.

[@Jaytheradical]

Mel Gibson can't get cast in mainstream hollywood fair anymore so instead he's been making movies so ludicrous that you honestly believe someone's fucking with you when they describe it.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

I'll give Donald Trump this; he never had to torture anyone to spread lies.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

@Brother Sanguinary Some bullshit about _Dinesh D'convicted felon_ comparing an entire political party to the bad guys in Orwellian Fiction. I'll give this to him; it's a step above _"Ooga-Booga, they bring bad spirits to our land!"_ which- _give America a decade or two-_ will probably somehow become a valid political stance...

[@troyburton7709]

Get rid of her

[@MagCynic]

Regarding the review of Trump Card, I was already writing a completely different comment within the first ten minutes, deleted it, and then went with this after listening to ALL of the review: This was a legit critique of a documentary made from someone on my side of the political aisle. Fair points were made. If you're going to make a pro-capitalism, anti-socialism movie, that's an extremely easy argument to make. It doesn't have to be as complex and dramatic as this movie makes it. Capitalism is objectively better than socialism. That's the main point that gets lost in bad special effects, random editing, and BS accusations that Obama got head from some crackhead in Chicago. If you have to claim that Obama got head from some crackhead in Chicago to critique socialism, you're doing it wrong.

[@MagCynic]

@Brother Sanguinary Put it this way. There isn't a successful economy in the world that isn't rooted in some way to capitalism. Even China has elements of capitalism driving its economy.

[@Edax_Royeaux]

I mean, the radical socialist party in France (Parti républicain, radical et radical-socialiste) was in charge of it during WW2, they didn't fill France up with Marxist imagery, instead they invented the 40-hour work week in 1936 and were the centrists in French politics because they were sandwiched between the French Communist Party and Democratic Republican Alliance. Despite being a "radical socialists" concept, the US adopted the 40 hour workweek as standard in 1940 and I haven't heard much of a backlash against it.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN FOR 🇺🇸 AMERICA 🇺🇸

[@controlZchannel]

if NPC then “ORANGE MAN BAD”

[@MarquisLeary34]

"Anyone who doesn't think like me isn't a free thinker". Have you listened to yourself?

[@controlZchannel]

@Brother Sanguinary NPCs only question Trump

[@controlZchannel]

@@MarquisLeary34 Having a hivemind isn't being a free thinker, especially when one is clearly parroting debunked memes

[@MarquisLeary34]

@@controlZchannel I question plenty of things. Trump just happens to be among them. That an NPC?