Trump Comes to LA and Rambles About Fires, Musk Moonlights for Germany & Guillermo's Snake Massage

[@noahman27]

Guillermo deserves a HUGE RAISE for this!!!!!!!!

[@louisedost8476]

Yesssssss❤ ❤😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@deerush1388]

HUGE!!!

[@LusheRenRen]

That's why his show nickname is Money G. 😅

[@gmun2248]

Was just going to say this!!

[@lhoward9593]

Good thing he didn't have a coronary! 😮

[@asteverino8569]

Guillermo puts up with so much for this show.

[@kennesbitt4083]

He makes $500,000 a year.....

[@lenniedavis1294]

@@kennesbitt4083 That's not enough! lol

[@LusheRenRen]

His wife "Charlize Theron Rodriguez" agrees. 😏

[@yoiink]

@@kennesbitt4083 I read a while back that his salary is $2 million per year and considering he was only a security guard before, he'd put up with much worse !

[@williamtendo7835]

My thoughts exactly 😢 it wasn't fun for him nor funny.. he got fear factored for his birthday.. That cheque huge and most days are fun but, damn that's a almost everyone's fear.. 😮

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

Man, Guillermo's a great sport. 😅 Happy Birthday, Guillermo 🎈🎁🍻

[@dfuher968]

Seriously, a "snake" massage would leave me such a tight scrunched up bundle, I would probably never be able to walk again.

[@davejohnson-yi2rk]

Does he really have any other choice? If he refuses it's back to the Parking Lot!

[@danr8502]

He said I'm a good guy lol

[@MalachiPlaysGames]

He handled it better than I would’ve. I like seeing snakes in cages or on my phone but would be horrified seeing one out so close in person.

[@Barbara-nv1ll]

​@davejohnson-yi2rk Nah, they love him..but seriously there has to be limits..I was afraid he was going to have a 🧡 attack..my fear is real..that snake would have been across the room in min 3 seconds..Jimmy better have a case of the best Tequila delivered to Guillermo's home once a month..and a chauffeur driven limo, flowers and prepaid c/card for "the Mrs" for a 4 hr shopping spree..so her beautiful husband will be sound asleep (if in fact still alive following the snake experience and the Tequila overdose 🤔😵‍💫 Jimmy, not god, seriously man..I love you bUt .. 🇨🇦Barbie in Vancouver

[@marvinneumann7649]

Thank you Jimmy for talking about what happens here in Germany with Musk as well. And also happy birthday Guillermo!🎉🇲🇽🇩🇪

[@beckeylacoax701]

Happy Birthday Guillermo!!! ❤ We all love you so much! Thank you for putting up with Yimmy 😂😂😂🥳🥳🥳

[@marvwatkins7029]

Poor Guillermo! Such a brave sort of guy! A BIG raise for this birthday too!

[@maltygoodness2]

Hysterical for the audience, heart stress for Guillermo. Kimmel could have killed him if Guillermo had any underlying heart condition. Please have some kind of contingency plan the next time the production team pulls a terrifying [for Guillermo at least] stunt like this .

[@jonroesler8155]

"A feeling not like anything else," indeed. Guillermo should get his own Academy Award for that!

[@lizzydenhamchapman224]

Shame on you .@JimmyKimmelIt isn't funny to make a laughing stock of Guillermo

[@vanessawhitneypro]

We LOVE YOU, Guillermo! 🎉🎂🥰

[@WonderLady]

I adore him

[@shehawk7662]

❤

[@debbiehartley2096]

I can barely watch this. Being there must be pour torture! Poor Guillermo 😢

[@themuseboy]

I grew up on a farm in Southwest Michigan and we had numerous snakes around, luckily only one poisonous and I was only bitten a few times. I would love to get a snake massage like Guillermo got!

[@traceyhayes8468]

Pumps and valves ...oh US friends our Canadian hearts are breaking for you. Thank You for bringing some humor to the insane times we face . ❤ from Canada

[@melindahall5062]

Thank you. Today has been the worst for me. Shutting down Grants and Loans is unconscionable! It’s time for some action ASAP.

[@TheNorwoodCat]

Our 51st state friends! UGH

[@mechez774]

Turn on the maple syrup valve from Canada, they are hogging it all for themselves

[@traceyhayes8468]

In your dreams child ​@TheNorwoodCat

[@nevrsleep1]

Don’t feel brokenhearted for us, we’re getting what we voted for. This is apparently what we wanted or else trump wouldn’t be president. He’d likely be facing multiple prison sentences instead right now but we voted for him, so this is what we get. We allowed this. We allowed this moronic cult leader to take control yet again. We’re getting what we deserve. Like it or not, as Americans, if we were eligible to vote, it’s clear most of us either simply didn’t, or they voted for trump. Kamala lost the popular vote, too. By millions. That’s the ultimate letdown. This should’ve been a slam dunk, running against a convicted felon. But she lost, completely and totally, in both the electoral college and in the popular vote. It wasn’t even close, no matter how people wanna sugarcoat it. And so we gave our country to an emboldened felon. We will reap what we sowed, but equally senseless is how our allies are forced to deal with this cult leader again. Americans: don’t agree with my sentiments? Surround yourself with self proclaimed democrats or progressives. Now, look to your left, then look to your right. At least one of you three mofo’s sat this race out for whatever reason and handed trump the presidency. We have nobody but ourselves to blame. Say goodbye to our allies, say hello to isolationism, oh and say hello to at least two more supreme court justices appointed by a criminal cult leader. Good luck everyone. Not that we deserve it.

[@1mariajz]

Poor Guillermo!!!!! I need to take Immodium now! And where is my flask?! Happy birthday brave sir! We love you Guillermo!!!

[@stephiebella]

Happy Birthday, Guillermo. You really do put up with so much for this show. Thanks for being a great sport and for making us laugh. I would have quit the minute someone tried to lay a snake on me. Jimmy - be nicer to him. Lol

[@flyrobin133]

Jimmy deserves payback...BIG TIME!

[@Joe-wb1xh]

Yimmy. What's next for Guillermo's next birthday 🎂, ICE ?.

[@quanwillfly]

yeah, gotta love Guillermo 😂❤

[@rubenfarez573]

I don’t love him but it’s ok..!.🤠

[@carl-oh5bl]

I'm glad Guiermois getting paid well for this.

[@LordHorsten]

as a german, i am not exactly blessed with political competence among my own people either, but what you have to endure far surpasses my ordeal. I wish you strength for the time when common sense seems to be on vacation. I hope that this will be the wake-up call to the silent masses to finally get off their asses, globally!

[@DCKCJones]

I think globally would be a very good thing. People weren't really realizing how they could be affected in other countries. As an American, I'm kind of horrified.

[@istdochallesegal3427]

Just so you don't feel left out, the Elon & Felon Show is already exporting its special magic, in your case by way of the AfD - enjoy!

[@patlynch6517]

Thank you! Best wishes to Germany 🇩🇪

[@luzziann1524]

As a german i wish Elon Musk would mind his own business and stop tell the people here to vote AFD . We have a lot of single-celled organisms here too, some might listen to his bullshit

[@68analogkid]

well said and good luck to you also.

[@MaryJane-zy6jl]

As a german the Elon part Was so hard to watch 😭 so pathetic and so scary !!!!!

[@duicic8541]

Speaking as a Landsmann myself - I honestly don’t think Elon (despite his vapid puff piece in the Welt) truly knows a thing about the AfD; he just looks for the party that trolls the Left and cries „anti-woke“ the most; he doesn’t much care about any political agenda otherwise. Pity the Partei didn’t trick him into moonlighting for them… (Context for you New Worlders - „Die Partei“/„The Party“ is a satirical party that uses slogans like „German world rule every Tuesday and Saturday!“)

[@imtheeastgermanguy5431]

Me too

[@flapkatt6094]

but he was born in South Africa. He's about as German as a big mac. He HAS abused your manufacturing and monetary systems though, so I guess it's fair to say we are all affected by his idiocy. Good luck with ever getting rid of him.

[@MaryJane-zy6jl]

@flapkatt6094 nah ok. Germany isnt America. Twitter (or x whatever) was never really that popular here. I honestly dont think that Elon will change anything for the Afd. It would suprise me. And the most paradox thing about all of this is that the Afd was never a big fan of the USA. I think there is acutally Potential that their own people dont really like Elon

[@akumasrevenge240]

As a German- nobody cares

[@kyotosal]

Thanks Jimmy for making me laugh and making my day better. You are brilliant!!!

[@berthagreen1620]

Omg. Poor Guiermo , I would have died. He’s a great sport. Jimmy you’re crazy.

[@acalistro1]

Happy birthday, Guiermo 🎉🎉😊

[@lenniBn]

Happy birthday to you Guillermo! 🥳❤️🥳

[@mj.ray0898]

"Nooo Mr. Chakra, nooooo!" Guillermo is a treasure, his remote bits are always gold

[@ArjunaBenjamin-ym3vg]

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊, Guillermo!

[@ruthcyr4407]

I guess all we can do is laugh at it all. Thank you Jimmy for making me laugh 🤣

[@hermanlong5262]

No. He is to dangerous. Nothing to laugh at!

[@OneLove-313]

Y’all laughing I’m not. I take who run are country very seriously but jk is funny and he speaks the truth about Donald Trump

[@amydavis4945]

OMG Guillermo, you are such a trooper! Happy Birthday!!! Your birthday is one day before mine! Jimmy, next year you better do something NICE for Guillermo!

[@faustrocket565]

Happy Birthday, mine was twelve days ago.

[@KittyforPeace]

Agree! Of course, I'm sure he is well compensated for this gig. I was laughing so hard I cried.

[@Starr6669]

​@@KittyforPeaceI sure hope so..

[@ojj75]

The snake massage bit - I love the audience's reaction. 😄 Happy birthday, Guillermo! You're the best. 🥰

[@Nancyr-x8o]

I couldn’t stop laughing at his reaction! Mine would have been frozen terror

[@twomustangs]

X Luthor. That is gonna be a part of my vocabulary for the next several years. Genius.

[@elfin1218]

That was truly cruel and sadistic to put Guillermo through that. I am deathly afraid of snakes and no job or high salary would I have submitted to that.

[@crisfield4364]

Same.

[@ciabattatom521]

I don't know how much of the set up was invented for that bit, but even for those who enjoy handling snakes, I would think snake "massage" seems silly, though maybe enjoyable.

[@chrissyhoran404]

Wow! All we had to do is turn the water valves on. Gee, what would we do without the genius. 🙄

[@t0nyT]

Well I dont think you realize California’s policies are preventing the flow of water from northern CA to southern CA due to an endangered fish called the delta smelt. Trump wanted to get it done on his first term but Newsome didn’t go along with it. As a result, sounthern Ca had little to no water to fight the fire. We need the genius because apparently the governor of Ca is resisting to change.

[@MrOrangeDragon]

Newsom got a bigger kiss I've ever seen Donald get🤣🤣🤣

[@serendipitouslytranscenden8843]

Well, Newsom is very handsome.

[@danmartin633]

Kinda looked like she was hoping to hold back and walk with Newsom❤

[@francesw.6774]

Those attaching themselves to creepy sugar daddies can't be choosers, but give Vampirella a choice between those two, and you know the choice she'd make.

[@delializarraga9638]

I did notice her baseball hat brim was much smaller than her inaugural hat brim. ...Just my useless observation, but Melania sure hung back wanting to hold hands just a little longer.... that darn Newsom... "he's a looker" and bbbboy was she looking! I say good for her. Lol.

[@ciabattatom521]

@@delializarraga9638 For Gavin, she merely chose a hat that wasn't "bigly."

[@candidaprout560]

Thanks very much Jimmy Kimmel ❤ happy birthday 🎂 Guillermo.

[@tommieaustin6532]

Noticed Melania body language changed when she saw Gavin she wanted to push humpty Dumpty out the way to get a kiss from a real handsomer man .that was priceless.i.lmao love connection in the making 😂😂 😂😂

[@thumpr1]

NO! Hell NO!!!! Sorry Guillermo, but I would have quit... That's just wrong!!!!

[@kerimyilmaz7826]

Thanks Jimmy for talking about that AFD connection with Musk, people should know what they support when they buy a Tesla.

[@2Treesandahorse]

There is a precident with US car manufacturers and certain german ideology regimes.

[@kevincorr2985]

Or vote.

[@MariaMartinez-researcher]

A group called Led By Donkeys made a great KZbin video showing Musk's connections with several European leaders of the same tendency. It's here in KZbin, in their channel: He*l Tesla.

[@trephix]

The afd is comparable to the republican party. they have 25%. It's mainly the media making them look like nazis

[@kris77879]

To be fair, my wife and I have Model 3's that we bought 5 years ago. We're not in a situation to replace the cars, while our morals do not align with buying a new Tesla.

[@bardgettbrandy]

I'm immersing you in...what's the word....bullshit 😅😂😅😂 Happy birthday 🎂 🎉Guillermo

[@alishajones9411]

I love Guillermo he's so dang funny!! I can't wait till he gets Jimmy back LOL 😆

[@lynnsabrina21]

Happy birthday Guillermo, we love you

[@kayrmet]

Poor Guillermo! That was mean!

[@j.gravett2878]

Poor Guillermo! Jimmy better do something nice for him for his birthday! 🎉❤🎂

[@MarcKloos]

He just did!

[@EvaThompson-w1c]

Happy birthday Guillermo 🎊🎉🎂🎁

[@Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night]

The snake massage was hysterical to watch, but bordered on cruelty! I hope Guillermo gets a whopping bonus for these birthday clips, we’d hate to lose him! Happy birthday Guillermo!

[@SmartWentCrazy]

It was just cruel and lazy writing.

[@LethalSaliva]

I would love a snake massage someday. They're said to be excellent for relieving tension as well as be relaxing. Unless you're afraid of snakes.

[@xy6845]

@@LethalSaliva Probably a significant difference 🤣

[@euwritingdownthebones9123]

I couldn't watch it once the third snake arrived. What's the point of this kind of cruelty? I don't get it. Not funny at all.

[@mjbukar]

Exactly, I dont think he gets paid enough to be "punished" :)

[@dawnkoplitz1825]

I think Jimmy should have to do a stunt like that WITH Guillermo. It’s only funny if the person the joke was played on is laughing, otherwise it’s called bullying.

[@readthedwelling]

Guillermo puts up with SO MUCH. Well done, Guillermo! I would have actually sh*t my pants.

[@saneasthenextguy196]

I notice Melania didn't dodge Gavin's kiss.

[@natalieparker3187]

No prophylactic hat this time😂

[@babydoll7472]

Melania was waiting for that kiss.

[@Blades307]

She leaned into that one..... poor Newsome.....

[@lillyanderson3623]

😂 ​@@natalieparker3187

[@Bakes-z4c]

She planted it, I think Gavin was expecting an air kiss-very Hollywood- but Melania would not be denied

[@charlesmartin1121]

Electing Trump once was a temporary shame, electing Trump twice is an eternal shame.

[@FOPT_36]

you are wrong im not even an american but all i can say is electing trump was the best thing that happened in america right now,americans should be thankful

[@deadtoadsoup]

@@FOPT_36 Comrade, Putin needs you in Kursk!

[@janicesmith4862]

@@FOPT_36bot! Go away!

[@HairynosedWombat163]

@@FOPT_36

[@barbaramcnew1966]

Did you catch what Trump said

[@uncletoby-]

Guillermo should take his Birthday off next year.

[@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1]

This 😅🎯!

[@michaelthomas229]

Hell yea 100%

[@slate49]

Right! 🤣

[@veren6239]

Good job Jimmy Kimmel 🥰🥺 Happy Birthday Guillermo 😂❤

[@beigeholland60]

No Jimmy. Snakes? No no no

[@karenvans5811]

Feliz cumpleaños Guillermo!🎉🎉🎉🎉❤

[@Kelz_X]

Thank you Jimmy for all the nicknames your writers come up with for President Agent Orange.

[@rubenfarez573]

Orange Karen…!.😂😂😂

[@peachesandpoets]

I want someone to make a website with all the names 😂

[@LindaC616]

​@@peachesandpoets he went through a list a few months back, I think it was maybe on his birthday? My favorite is still Farty five

[@edgarcayce2.02]

@@LindaC616 Whose birthday?

[@LindaC616]

@edgarcayce2.02 "Jimmy Kimmel reveals his top 78 names for Trump". 7 mos ago. Apparently there was a performance that someone did of that list, but I don't have time to watch it right now

[@stratostatic]

Gavin Newsom was thinking while shaking Stinky's hand: "Wow, the old guy really does have tiny hands".

[@danmcgriff1421]

Blah blah blah

[@bayareagrl4ever526]

And needs a diaper change.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

He was also thinking and you know what they say about small hands 🙌 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ciabattatom521]

@@Nancyr-x8o He has a tiny pump?

[@DizzyDior12]

Happy Birthday, Guillermo! They shouldn't have done that to you.

[@diane-b2z]

I cannot believe any German would support any far right political party!! They should kick ELON out of their country

[@kaiberberich1]

He wasn't in their country ... the 21st Century dictator thing to do is to zoom in to the political rally .. what a doofus move !!

[@BeeWhistler]

I thought the same thing about the USA once, yet here we are.

[@Bakes-z4c]

It had a very Simpsons vibe about, an episode of Treehouse of Horror. Ned Flanders and reNeducation, just relax and let the hooks do their work

[@andreakaradeniz1350]

There are idiots in every country, why not in Germany?

[@fortuna1933-d5m]

German here. The afd takes any useful idiot they can. The far right party has extremists in them and this section of the party is so anti American, they hate elon, they hate imperialism but they will gladly accept any help they can get and then shut down giga Berlin. It is an awful place

[@heatherdawn4875]

wow! Mel Gibson has lost his mind!!

[@mayberelevant3237]

He lost it along time ago. Remember his drunken antisemitic rant ?

[@mathiasdaniels7838]

Happy Birthday, Guillermo !

[@peaceandchillz]

I’m dying for poor Guillermo!!! I felt every emotion for him!! Happy Birthday Brave man! (And good idea with the Imodium!!) 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 I swear that’s emoji was how I watched this

[@dawnbanerdt-adams8356]

OMG, Guillermo is a stud!! I was laughing so hard. Gawd, my sides hurt! Happy Birthday Guillermo!

[@Zero_316]

My most favorite person 😊. Happy birthday, Guillermo. 🎉🎉🎉

[@FrankBenlin]

Nice new cold open. Happy birthday, Guillermo.

[@samuellopez1957]

4:26. UNLIMITED WATER. WET WATER. HUMID WATER. WATER LIKE THE POONT OF VIEW. WET. FROM THE OCEANS. EXTREMELY STUD WATER. WATER ALWAYS WET🍊!! 😂🤣😅😛😛😛😛

[@tzzz7]

I live at the top of the map of the US and I'll tell you right now, we WILL NOT OPEN THE SPIGOT!!!

[@shelm-b8p]

But, but, but Trump spoke, it must be true 😂

[@BankC6969]

I just keep asking myself where the “spigot” or “valve” is? Lake Tahoe? 😂

[@BuzzyStreet]

Yeah, that ain't gonna happen. We've got a drought of our own up here.

[@BankC6969]

@ 😂😂😂 right! 😂

[@nomore6167]

@@BuzzyStreet "Yeah, that ain't gonna happen. We've got a drought of our own up here" - So tell your state to open their valves, too!

[@beigeholland60]

Happy birthday Guillermo. You can say NO, you know. Snakes? NO JIMMY!!

[@marylooby2635]

There’s more people there than at any of trumps inaugurations. 😂😂😂😂

[@ruthlammers6441]

Holy crap! That would have been the death of me. Happy birthday, G. You’ve got balls of steel!

[@apollocontestants7384]

Anything for a cool million per year

[@polyglot12]

That scene with Musk zooming in at the AFE looked like something straight out of 1984.😟

[@elizabird6516]

Definitely

[@guncla]

but the guy in 1984 had some dark charm, Musk seemed like an excited schoolboy in a small video chat room

[@BuzzyStreet]

Musk is a science experiment gone horribly wrong.

[@kikigirlkauai]

Scary

[@Bakes-z4c]

Treehouse of Horrors

[@Shea3224]

Happy Birthday Guillermo!! I hope your Birthday was Blessed, & Amazing as you are!! LOVE YOU!! 💜💜 EDIT: I laughed so hard. Poor Guillermo. 🤣🤣

[@ForeverMPH]

All those bleeps! Guillermo is such a good sport!

[@Nancyr-x8o]

I did too and I wish i’d felt sorry for him but i couldn’t stop laughing and i don’t know how he stood it tbh, i absolutely couldn’t have taken it myself

[@judithmura495]

Happy Birthday Guillermo!

[@seahagnw7630]

I cant believe you put Guillermo through that torture !! And on his birthday?! I don’t care how much money you gave him. 😮

[@CuriositySake]

Trump got closer to Newsome than his wife allows him to get 😅

[@anthonyrichardson343]

I bet she diddled herself thinking about gavin .She was quick to kiss him

[@Cannon4545]

....dude, his WIFE got closer to Newsom than she allows him to get.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

I noticed that she wasn’t wearing a hat for Gavin

[@michaellombardi1620]

Genius fire? WHAT

[@judyk.657]

Wonder if it was Maralago would it still be genius 🤔😂

[@stefangroeschel1137]

Melania's thoughts while kissing: "Governor HANDSOME" 😍😍😍

[@Bakes-z4c]

Completely different vibe from inauguration 🤣🤣🤣

[@petermcmillan3446]

No brim block for Gavin! 😘😘💋💋👩‍❤‍💋‍👨

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

I wonder if Gavin whispered to her or something else to like flirt. That would make Shitler really mad 😂😂😂

[@stefangroeschel1137]

Thanks for your answer 😅, I like the name "Shitler" very much because... (1)... it goes well with his good buddy PUTLER 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 (2)...I am a citizen of the country of the FORMER master race 🇩🇪

[@dahn57]

Just like she always drooled over Canadian PM Trudoe

[@caferaceroo]

Happy Birthday, Guillermo! You did great, so proud of you for facing down your fears!

[@jmc8847]

Happy birthday Guillermo and many, many more!🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉😘😘🎁🎁🎈🎈

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

Tramp is such a joke... if it's not about him, it doesn't exist....

[@Nancyr-x8o]

You have to admit that rumpled gives us plenty to laugh about all the time topping what he’s just stupidly said. I’d forgotten how much my roommate and i laughed at him 4 years ago, but i’d trade all those laughs if he’d just F in disappear forevermore

Happy Birthday, Guillermo!! I hope Jimmy made up for this with a real present.

[@patrickbureau1402]

Happy Year of Snake ! 🌺🍀⚜️🇨🇦⚜️🍀🌺

[@jcoopes5604]

We have the biggest snake as president, how fitting!

[@dianat-c2775]

Not funny to torture someone with their fear of snakes

[@Raquellavender6992]

Happy Birthday 🎉 Guillermo. And many more

[@2000Cowboys]

Old Donald is wearing 3 inch lifts 👢

[@lillyanderson3623]

Plus, a girdle!

[@lillyanderson3623]

Happy birthday, Guillermo!!! 🤗🥳🎂🥂🍾🍺

[@hezdale]

What a genius… no the fire, not him. Lord help us! Who the hell voted for this guy again? Real strong work there, geniuses. 🙄🙄🙄

[@kikigirlkauai]

Philly apparently voted for him

[@nature3361]

@@kikigirlkauaiNot the city/county of Philly. Or nearby Montgomery County. Or Pittsburgh/Allegheny County. But a different story elsewhere especially in the large rural areas of the state.

[@healingmagichands]

That may be the meanest thing you’ve ever done to Guillermo.

[@Marshana-fl3np]

That was mean. Don't be mean to Guillermo! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO! 🎈🎁❤

[@Allie8567]

So tell us Trump…exactly where is that great big Valve in Northern California?????

[@fleece192]

Right next to McDonalds

[@judiruthmeredith6427]

😂😂😂😂

[@judiruthmeredith6427]

@@fleece192😂😂😂

[@Nancyr-x8o]

Yes, that spigot 🚰 that you said the military opens

[@CWilson1734]

Happy Birthday Guillermo! Thank you for doing the dangerous stunts that we can't do! Love ya, Guillermo ❤❤❤❤

[@georgine321]

Happy Birthday Guillermo! And many many more!!💋

[@deborahhass8407]

Hope you get an amazing amount of respect and $$$$ for going through that!😂

[@judymelchert3966]

I think he is a very brave man ! Happy Birthday !

[@williamtendo7835]

Happy birthday Guillermo🥂🍾🎉👊🏾 What a Stud!! 🥃🥃🤩😊😄😎

[@odium3510]

At this point American politics is like watching a bad reality television show where the main character is completely insane.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

More like a freakin horror show with the it came from hell version of outer limits

[@d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594]

Jimmy was so cruel with that snake massage 😂 hahaha poor Guillermo, I hope he does something back on Jimmy's birthday 😂

[@illuminationgoddess3]

Guillermo is super brave.

[@katinacarson-hunwi7297]

Happy Birthday, Guillermo ♥️🎉.

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

That may people show up for a sports team but not for our Democracy in danger😢

[@indigowolf556]

Poor Guillermo.❤❤❤❤❤❤ You are a trooper. I hope you had a wonderful wonderful happy birthday 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈😊

[@jeffross5424]

Happy Birthday from Canada, Guillermo!!!!

[@carlpalaci1449]

love jimmy kimmel show he lets trump have it, not afraid to criticize trump love the show

[@meganjohnson9540]

Unacceptable. Do not do that to Guillermo! He is a national treasure. Not cool. You’re very brave G. Respect.

[@grnddesign]

Poor Guillermo. That was excruciating to watch

[@Chris-zu4es]

Americas worst crash of stock market was today! a week after Trump became president, but but everyone said he was good for the economy! also his meme coin lost 95% of its value in a week, and Teslas stock event down 9% in the last 5 days. 🍿🙋🏻‍♂️

[@beverlyturner5170]

Hip hip hooray🎉 I was the only one standing in line to vote that was not going to make America great again😅😂😢

[@guncla]

And Trump is going to say it's just Great Gina's fault

[@beenaplumber8379]

Today was no crash. The Dow was actually up .65% today. NASDAQ (tech stocks) took a decent hit though (down 3.07%) because of the new Chinese AI startup. So it's down ~2% since T took office. The worst day in NASDAQ history was March 16, 2020 (down 12.32%), during Trump 1.0, a result of the pandemic. S&P 500 was down 1.46% today, hardly worth mentioning. There are real complaints, serious reasons to criticize Trump. Let's not get distracted by sensationalizing the non-stories.

[@milede]

Musk has admitted the plan is to crash the economy. Anyone still in the stock market is a moron.

[@janislentz9861]

Great, Trump lost!

[@tamaradudley7398]

LOVE KIMMEL 😊

[@vindiesel1469]

There are no valves in northern California I know, I am here.

[@trudygreer2491]

Well up here in the PNW we... don't have any secret water valves, either... 😵‍💫🤯

[@mstencel6419]

California should build a fake valve for Trump, name it after him, invide him to the ribbon cutting, make a big deal out of it, that he "turns on" the water for California, but before get his agreement if they do that, he would release the disaster funds for them.

[@robertnewhart3547]

The valves are in his head. They are shut tightly.

[@kaiberberich1]

Are you sure? Can you take another look - Trump may have misplaced it... might be in his Keister !!

[@hatripekala4983]

​@@robertnewhart3547LOL, a good one!

[@AnnDavis-mk7lz]

Rump is wearing his proud boys hat.

[@esmeraldacamacho7719]

😂😂😂😂😂😂oh my god love you guys Jimmy & Guillermo Happy Birthday may god continue to bless you with many mor 🫶🫶🫶🙏🙏🙏🥰🥰

[@davidwoods304]

Open those valves 😂😂.

[@Mr_Fawlty]

And rake the floors in the forests! lol

[@SmilingNinja]

Turn up the statewide AC too. 😂

[@imtheeastgermanguy5431]

Yes and turn off the Santa ana winds😂

[@francesw.6774]

@imtheeastgermanguy5431 Yes, the wind valves! Why did no one think of that?

[@francesw.6774]

Extend the areas of the lakes on the map with a sharpie!