Trump in the U.K. Day 2: 75,000 Protesters and One Weird Tuxedo | The Daily Show

[@VictorKaiser]

Almost positive he lied to the tailor about his proportions. That's the only way this could have happened. Either that or the tailor trolled him hardcore.

[@johnkurtz7705]

Wth. 239 waist 32

[@charlespeakjr6337]

His measurements during his first marriage. 😂😂

[@darnelltobar9726]

Victor Alkaiser he definitely got trolled! 😂😂😂

[@christelheadington1136]

It looks like he smuggled a beach ball.

[@charlespeakjr6337]

Trump looks like 15 lbs of baloney in a 5 lbs bag.😆

[@da.4]

"How can a man have access to the nuclear codes and not a tailor?" 😂😂

[@titanuranus3095]

It is probably easier to get ahold of the nuke codes than a tailor. Isnt the launch code just all a row of 0's anyway?

[@TheOnlyBobE]

@@titanuranus3095 What? Lol.

[@LincolnRon]

@@TheOnlyBobE There was a time when the nuclear launch codes were all zeros. It was a scandal that was exposed a few years ago.

[@Schmidty1]

Have, not be. Makes no sense right now. He said have.

[@JC-ex3gp]

Bruh he went in on this one

[@AzaleaLala]

Those approval ratings. They really know his weak spots. Well done UK.

[@charlesnwarren]

Shut up, you stupid idiot.

[@ardel-4964]

@@charlesnwarren ? Angry much?

[@charlesnwarren]

@@ardel-4964 Not when my team is winning.

[@save_bandit]

Charles Warren *KZbin Approval Ratings* _phennec_ - 99.08% _Charles Warren_ - 0.92%

[@basillake8626]

Charles Warren quote “your team” sucks. Trump sucks

[@Sam-bd8bl]

"we hate you" "leave" Trump: oh they're saying they love me

[@daffy.azazel]

lol

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

trump doesn't care about what those nobodies at the uk with their slutty queen thinks, he is too busy improving america, alll of europe combined is irrelevant ....

[@Sam-bd8bl]

@@mahfoudseraf5995 da fuck you talkin about. Read your post again to make sure it's right

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@@Sam-bd8bl why are u mad?

[@Sam-bd8bl]

@@mahfoudseraf5995 what are you saying? I can't understand? I'm sorry but what language are you speaking?

[@beioncca6992]

the British ppl really said “go back to your country” to trump. how does it feel trump? huh? 🤔

[@zlatakashcheeva5309]

Shiit 😂😂

[@ecstatickitten2811]

"Send him back! Send him back!" 😆😆😆😆😆

[@hajun3920]

@King Henry 😐

[@TheIsopod06]

King Henry probably not as shitty as you lmao 😂😂😂

[@statikskynl]

@@TheIsopod06 i really hate to say but the idiot was right???? NHS trade deal, corona virus, healthcare supply shortages, the trade of NHS has begun... wtf this dude is wired or talking so random that he's bound to say something that's true or going to happen... i think it's the latter because i'm starting to think he's the antichrist and i'm not even religious

[@kimjongun6746]

You just don't touch the Queen 😂😂😂

[@felixwambua8362]

Hehehe

[@DeeJayFM]

@@mdotani do I smell a RACISM???

[@cuauhtemocmorisco3493]

Holy shit I'm a huge fan of your anime show Mr. Kim👍👍👍

[@thatonyxguy]

@@DeeJayFM yes, I do

[@marquisberry4215]

MR. KIM you have to excuse this Jackass of a president we have.

[@electracv9154]

Did he really just say the protests were fake news!?! I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@agentsmith8568]

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😭😭😭😭😭💀

[@missm469]

I just discovered Trump a few days ago. I had shut him off when I discovered he was possibly crazy. I'm regretting having done that, this guy is super comedic, his entire existence is one huge laugh. Poor Americans, it got worse than George??? How are you copying with it all?( I will pray for y'all)

[@xgamerd6544]

Miss M his actually doing well for them

[@jamestanksley1839]

Xgamer D No the hell he is not doing well for us!

[@electracv9154]

@@xgamerd6544 lol dude noo

[@ctrlmorgann]

It’s ok UK, America doesn’t like him either

[@InsanityTLB]

Copied comment.

[@potpourri565]

Yeah

[@castiel9601]

They made him president tho?? I dont even know what's going on in that country anymore. They're a joke worldwide. Especially over here in Europe. We're watching as if it's an Adam Sandler comedy.

[@castiel9601]

@@mahfoudseraf5995 who hurt you hon

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@@castiel9601 the truth doesn't hurt me, as i don't live in that shithole

[@luvonobhevu7476]

“The worlds cutest White Walker”. 🤣🤣😂

[@Berries20]

I cracked this early into the video 😂

[@olando0925j]

Dwfl 😂😭😭😂🤣🤣🤣

[@musicaflowerchild5540]

World's cutest wife-walker

[@monsterensemble351]

😆😆💥💥💀

[@e_G_o_05]

Luvo Nobhevu That was too good! 🤣🤣🤣

[@joelkahiga4661]

Lol Trump's inauguration crowd was lesser than UK's protesters.😂

[@juanlopez9017]

Oh!! It was just a small protest group just a small protest group.

[@33ladyRAM]

LMBO...yes it was!

[@angrymario8259]

@@juanlopez9017 you couldn't even see them

[@suekleeman7098]

“More less”

[@n3n3smith29]

@zen 25 Lesser is a real word

[@charanko2971]

A humble person would have said, 'look, I am not familiar with UK politics and therefore I can not comment on the NHS topic. I would ask Theresa May if she can explain it to me in more detail but now is not the time.' Unfortunately, Trump is anything but.

[@Josehish]

Good point Ramos. But unfortunately for a president, we cant really be using such kind of "humility" as an example. I mean, thats exactly what a president is for....learning & knowing how other countries work....esp one you are closely connected to. Even for a simple case like an interview, one is always advised to have a good idea of the company one will potentially be working for before going for that interview. This guy Donald clearly shows how unfit he is esp in his line of work.

[@markstanley4141]

A descent Country would not tried to enslave America and, oh yes the Tax thing. Millions off dead and raped women a child's. Call it even?. England without the EU will get great trade deals. Of the remaining 3 power blocks in the world the US will of course offer the best deal. Best guess as nr 2 I would say EU,but let us not forget China:). Goes around.

[@PallaviKumari-hn7ht]

"How can a man have access to nuclear codes but not a tailor?" Lmao😂😂😂

[@kevinethan5751]

🤣🤣😅😅

[@julesrafaelmag-isa681]

I can't stop laughing on that, too. 😂

[@Berries20]

Oh my God I'm more prepared for group projects than Trump is for conferences

[@dustintran6304]

And you're not prepared for group projects

[@Berries20]

@@dustintran6304 exactly

[@goddamnitandy9861]

Dustin Tran u just proved his point dumbass

[@primus7882]

@@goddamnitandy9861 chill dude

[@Thatonebrownhuevito]

I’m prepared for group projects on Donald Trump

[@amnathegrande]

"Vegetables? What are those?" *"The mommy of the McDonalds fries."*

[@nooruddin_09]

Yea

[@last5902]

Actually ya😂

[@idekdude1260]

Well he's not wrong.

[@_qub_8587]

I like how when the someone had to tell him what the NHS was a lady in the background screamed,”OH MY GO-“

[@adeshpoz1167]

Wow. I didn't hear it....

[@aqueenstandsalone3954]

Adesh POZ minutes 5:43

[@aqueenstandsalone3954]

Snazzy Human being 😂😂🤣🤣

[@marierosario2773]

Yes i heard it!

[@markstanley4141]

If there are trade issues,the President should have known that(you would think).I'm not the President,so could you give me a little break and quickly explained it?Btw,I really don't think that I am the only dumb American who doesn't knows what it is (hell,even the President didn't know,right?). Thanks.

[@Tootisepop]

The fact that literally people from other countries loved Obama shows what’s good president looks like

[@shakirdelph7719]

Yup

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@@shakirdelph7719 nope

[@el_jay83]

@@mahfoudseraf5995 thats the most racist shit I've heard somebody say

[@sumasuma5648]

mahfoud seraf why you have an arabic Muslim name?

[@potterpenguin7285]

Yeah, Obama made a great impress on the whole world! 😊🏳️‍🌈🐧

[@THEWAJESUSFAMILY]

How can a man have access to the nuclear codes but not a tailor 😂🤣😂🤣

[@LouieNeira]

He does have a White House tailor. The tailor denied having anything to do with it.

[@georgiegirl110]

How can this POTUS have access to anything related to national security,

[@ismailbaba6558]

Haha 😂

[@margitouma6172]

He thinks he's smaller then he really is😂😂

[@florencekashemeire4850]

This one killed me

[@midgelionhart]

Uk savage..😂😂😂😂 that obama approval rating vs orange man. .

[@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs]

They approved of both of them more than they should have.

[@recordingapp3327]

@@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs Yeah

[@kimberlys8422]

On behalf of my country, and *real* President Obama: THANK YOU U.K.!

[@billypilgrim7838]

midge j agent orange

[@fist-of-doom487]

Even American protesters aren’t that proactive, and we were the ones that threw a fortunes worth of tea into the sea.

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

Thank you, Britons. Just thank you.

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

@John Marsh hahaha Marsh. Since obviously you are trolling this channel, you probably missed the part where both conservatives and liberals in the UK can't stand your boyfriend. Now move on.

[@foodforthought5890]

People in Britain have no reason to protest

[@couragekarnga8735]

Is there such a thing as a royal therapist? Because they're gonna need one.

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

@@couragekarnga8735 ooooh, that is cute. Fortunately they have the NHS. We just have 35% or so of Trump voters who cannot afford mental health care, since it is obviously a pre-existing condition.

[@johnO21]

ivank N Bolton booed kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKfWhnZ8fKl_nrs

[@lyliesasakwa562]

He “didn’t see” a protest but he saw a “small protest”

[@grantzastrow8620]

But it was fake news. Let's just say are president is "special" 😂

[@skittle38]

Be careful what you say you’re going to hurt his feelings and you’re gonna be “fake news”

[@shime101]

Oh nooo, those were people cheering for him. There were only a few protesters. (smh)

[@lwazim8754]

Donald Trump's incompetence never ceases to amaze

[@keishat364]

Is that a twin of twins reference?

[@markrieck1048]

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits." Alberto Einstein

[@acediasteffson7912]

Fate zero Gilgamesh dialogue

[@seydousyobama1701]

Lwazi M kzbin.info/door/ivlFuHXLl-mBKH1TH7aLFg

[@cptwelsh4056]

I bet Theresa May was thinking: "Wow, I had to resign while this mass of barfed up fur whose whish was granted and became a real boy keeps to be the leader of U.S. Man, I was born in the wrong country."

[@matthewrainey4191]

cpt welsh or how about “man I don’t practice what I preach”

[@armedwombat6816]

@@matthewrainey4191 Are you suggesting, Donald Trump - the person that lies more than anyone on the planet, yet calls everyone else fake news - does?

[@matthewrainey4191]

Armed Wombat No, Armed Wombat - I am definitely saying he practices what he preaches. Before you liberal Trump haters jumped on the train guided by the, oh so visionary liberal elites, adopting an ideology y’all blindly worship without question and I assume never once considered how radical those ideologies have shifted to the cliffs of insanity they are at now - And this is a serious question - did you ever investigate Trump’s past yourself? Because that man has been thoroughly documented for nearly 40 years unapologetically since day one of the first ever speaking his mind on the state of this country, verbatim what he stood for when he officially ran for president, stands for to this day, and has in fact practiced without question. And it’s your job as a human being to research on your own, objectively, to find evidence he has practiced otherwise. First though - Do yourself a favor and Google Oprah’s interview of Trump in the 1980s. I’m going to bet money that woman wishes that video did not exist on KZbin to reference, Because it goes without saying the utter irony when a conservative minded gentleman such as Trump is the kind of person to not change his character over the decades, unlike a liberal minded person such as Oprah, as well as the rest of the asshats associated with the left are, with shifting their character, values, what they preach etc, whenever it is most convenient to do so. If you can’t do that, can you even admit to yourself that before he voiced his opinion regarding Obama’s birth certificate, Donald Trump was put on a pedestal for his impenetrable character and record-breaking accomplishments? As an objective voter myself, I had no problem acknowledging what that man’s reputation has been. You however do you have a problem if the only things you can say about him being a flawed human, as all other politicians are too ( oh excuse me, he’s not a politician he is our current president, former private citizen, who stepped up as American for this role - which is literally what our founding fathers intended for our country leaders to do, they never intended for politics to be a career & that’s just an FYI ) - but yeah I was typing about the only possible BS you could pin on him, would be Extramarital affairs which are as old as Trump Tower itself and the weakest shit someone could try saying makes him unfit for office - Oh unless however you are one of those blind voters who hopped on the liberal train of ideology to nowhere and, despite the Mueller report coming out, now accessible to all of us, and completely lacking any evidence of the collusion conspiracies concocted from God knows where, and embarrassingly supported by utterly insane lifetime politicians with zero character, never practicing what they preach, and I dare you to challenge that statement regarding who is running the Democratic Party, ... and despite the aforementioned matter of facts, if you actually believe this “we didn’t find evidence of collusion you’re correct, but we didn’t find proof he didn’t either” ( pathetic an American can even do what that man did in that statement, in the sacred building he was in for that statement ) Well, I do apologize to you ma’am or sir or it, for not checking my knowledge privilege before I replied to your comment and, I will say again but with even more emphasis, that President Donald J. Trump practices what he preaches. This is an overused term I admit, but if facts hurt your feelings too much, I suggest picking up a crossword to start your journey of obtaining real knowledge and being a decent human being in the process by objectively forming your new opinions from that knowledge. Best of luck and on a more serious note - that train of ideology leading to nowhere, is actually headed for a cliff so as a fellow human being I have to suggest you hop off when you can, Before groupthink and getting your news from one source, inflicts permanent brain damage.

[@cptwelsh4056]

@@matthewrainey4191 holy shit mate, you need to calm down. I don't know what's going on with you Americans. When did you all get so pseudo-ideological dividing the world into two groups: a) Those who agree with us who are the salt of the earth, true warriors and apostles of Christ whom it's impossible for to commit any wrong and anyone who says otherwise is a lier and one of them. b) Those who are against us. Who are either misguided flock of god beguiled by devil and its minions or are devil and his accomplices, either way no whatever they do is wrong, an act of evil initially commanded by antichrist himself in order to poison and destroy the obidient flock of God

[@whitneyneely2880]

Now THAT'S hilarious.

[@basharastudio1850]

🇬🇧What Britain really thinks of Trump: The first US President in American & British history denied access to the British Parliament. The first head of state in world history who was not given their own room in Buckingham palace and had to spend the night off palace grounds. The only head of state in world history who was not heralded by a london tour on the Queen's solid gold coronation carriage. The first American President recieved by the fewest members of the Royal family, And finally...the only American President in world history who's presence in England caused civil unrest via thousands of protesters.

[@MrMezmerized]

Last time the Queen gave other subtle hints, like wearing the broach she got from Obama and there was something significant about her blue dress as well as other things.

[@solidrain20]

Knowing Trump he will be like Yeah I'm number One!😂😔

[@ryanfrisella5626]

Here at 1:35:00 is the height of the protest, only in the thousands. If you'eve ever been to a festival of large stadium you know what 10,000's look like: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ooqyZpqleq-Co9E In a country of 65 million where for most London is easily accessible and a city of 9,000,000 this protest wasn't really noticed by the public, more people turn out for different protests that happen in London quite often.

[@obiechinaldo3648]

Bashara Studio and in the end all is vanity

[@fasillimerick7394]

I agree that Trump is 'a total disgrace ', but could you cite your sources please?

[@oldschooloc2110]

Just noticed: mr. trump's tummy is almost larger than The Queen's whole body! Have seen many tux over the years, but, none like mr. trump's. It's amazing...

[@danielhainline8882]

He might be pregnant or has a giant gallstone!

[@klarisaarwena]

@@danielhainline8882 or just plain fat

[@Jenniferspace]

🤣

[@hasoevo]

The protests numbers were bigger than his inauguration numbers.

[@jkjkk5819]

you know what they say. better small inauguration than no inauguration

[@anniesue4456]

Lol always are

[@margaretjones4682]

@@jkjkk5819, who says that?

[@jkjkk5819]

@@margaretjones4682 oh , everyone dear, it's common sense, would you prefer a small inauguration yourself? Or no inauguration at all.

[@michaelanderson9947]

jk jkk at this point I’m sure he is wishing he never had one lol. Because whenever his presidency ends be it after this term or the next. His fraudulent business practices and con schemes will never be the same and I’d be surprised if he was indicted the day he leaves office. So I think his regretting becoming president at this point

[@peterxiong3367]

Fun fact, the age difference between trump and the queen is smaller than the age difference between trump and his wife.

[@cherchehacknostale]

I am dead xDdd

[@gloriouspink4563]

hmmmmmm

[@arbeleg]

That IS fun.

[@vincentjoubert5514]

You mean his mail order bride!!!

[@cuauhtemocmorisco3493]

Melania trump ain't nothing but a hoe!!!

[@noussaimenhane]

If I were her, I wouldn't have told him what NHS stands for. I would just repeat what the reporter said and wait for his genius response.

[@bensenzo]

I know I was angry she did that I wanted to see him embarrass himself some more

[@GenericMedusa99]

yea think i wlda do the same maybe play on it like "you know NHS? give the surprised look*"

[@datchnac4577]

Oh yeaah, genius response he would have had!! He would have pulled a rabbit out of his pocket..😄 We missed out on that!😂

[@53smalltrain]

@@GenericMedusa99 No, it should be ' you mean you don't know NHS? Oh, come on donny......'hahaha

[@midlifeinprogress]

It made no difference, even after she told him what it stood for, he STILL had no idea what it meant, LOL!!!

[@hollyohanlon2540]

You are unbelievable Trevor! A great show host - honestly, one cool dude.

[@DayDrifterTV]

"How can a man have access to nuclear codes ... but not a tailor?" LOL

[@maribrunnsteiner9621]

Haha. Trump is the laughingstock

[@hansbass8119]

To be fair, he's probably too broke to have a tailor

[@smilingdog4067]

@Dicky Jones What does that even mean?

[@DayDrifterTV]

@Dicky Jones lol... better?

[@jennywinter3025]

Day Drifter you are beautiful with or without makeup

[@jayjohnson7708]

AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTED FOR THIS MAN LOL

[@MalakhiW]

Neil Johnson I think it was a anything but hilary situation

[@zawiyaabdi9975]

Trump prison 2020

[@noggaman2]

He won with 3 Million less Votes.

[@abed607]

People had no choice bc of Hilary

[@jayjohnson7708]

@@abed607 Do you really think we had a choice in the first place

[@LindaMitchell]

The UK is masterful at protesting. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@Alias_Anybody]

Even Brits would admit that France is certainly better.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

I mean... Have seen the French? They are running first in best protest for almost 300 years.

[@nemaibligg7129]

@@Alias_AnybodyI definitely agree France are world champions at protesting and they have elevated "râler" aka grumble/complain to an art form.

[@jkjkk5819]

masterful at melting in the street u mean, snowflakes

[@kimberlys8422]

I'm American and that was f*cking hilarious.

[@manmeetsingh9242]

The british hate trump yet they picked Boris Johnson as their pm🤦🏽‍♂️

[@ismahankeynan9439]

Right

[@SuperLeica1]

Just an act of appeasement to the big flat-tops roaming the Atlantic.

[@elyenidacevedo1995]

Nah fr I always said he looked like a British version of trump

[@fumuso]

they didnt pick him, there was no election lol

[@yahyarajaee5883]

That moment when Theresa May explained to him what NHS is, was cringeworthy.

[@WThomas]

Yahya Rajaee and he played it off like he couldn’t hear the question. 😂

[@MS.SONIA.BADAZZ]

@@WThomas exactly. He heard him the first time.

[@mikebronicki6978]

Yes, but to be fair, every moment with the Donald is cringeworthy.

[@bladedesoul]

I'm sure he has briefings from advisers and I'm sure he rolls his eyes like a 12 year old the whole time and tunes out. You don't become a fat stupid fuck on accident, it takes work and effort.

[@charlieortiz5399]

May should have pretended like she did not hear him either and left this moist turd hanging.

[@deborahblackshear3325]

That suit will be on SNL. Tacky. Thanks for the laughter Trevor. He lies so much.

[@vietnamd0820]

Deborah Blackshear I hope you’re right...that’ll be comedy gold

[@stevenmmape6561]

Did u mean DHL? What's he saying?

[@deborahblackshear3325]

@@stevenmmape6561 😯😮🤐

[@civil_villain]

Trump's spanx finally gave out on him at the worst time possible...

[@MatrixDownload5150]

Civil Villain Damn it where’s Stormy Daniels when he needs her...she whips and chains ⛓!

[@n.herbig7592]

Lmao

[@christian_person5058]

Civil Villain he needs more than a span, they need to restrain his crazy a$$ in a straight jacket! Lol 😆

[@spicybrown75]

🤣🤣

[@instaainfoo7077]

Dude I am addicted now.. if i don't watch or hear you for the entire day i feel like something is missing... Your mimicking the Trump is awesome and my favourite... Keep it up..

[@MALIRIPPA]

Omg he called the queen the cutest White Walker, 🤣 i cant

[@KobiWithAnEye]

MALIRIPPA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@avaikinews]

Thought this was going to be by far the biggest number of thumbs up, from the GOT crowd. But nah thrashed, hard, by the Mommy of the Fries.

[@gaelle7494]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MALIRIPPA]

Dicky Jones trump is the ugliest White Walker, Lmao, maybe more like orange walker

[@deysimir6978]

OMG, That killed me also ! Haha 😂

[@meganmagnuson8522]

English protesters are my heroes 😂 and on a serious note the USA has no business being involved in the U.K.’s NHS. We need to straighten out our health care system lets focus on that instead of messing up Britains.

[@Nirrrina]

Considering ours is a mess and theirs is a mess I'm terrified what kind of mess would happen if they teamed up.

[@meganmagnuson8522]

Claude Williams thank you! I hope you have a good 2019 as well 🤗

[@meganmagnuson8522]

Nirrrina A Straight up disaster! We both just need to fix our health care systems internally

[@EmanHowells]

@@Nirrrina the best team up since oil teamed up with water

[@martinrivera3230]

megan magnuson Beautiful, very well put .

[@starcherry6814]

The Queen just had her first #MeToo moment

[@repentANDobey]

Wonder if he thought he could grab her by the pussy, that would be interesting under the table trump games

[@blacke.blackerton5430]

@@repentANDobey ewwwww!!! Lol!!!!

[@margaritam.9118]

Considering her social position, touching her back is a straight up assault 😂😂😂

[@IAmSuzyQ]

@@repentANDobey 🤢🤮🤮🤮 Why would you put that thought in our minds? Not cool, man, not cool! 😉

[@Hellolleh]

Star Cherry 😂😂😂

[@dozhadeville444]

I love all 75,000 of those people! ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

[@JadenKaye]

The USS McCain hat? Totally brilliant! BRAVO!!

[@InterestsMayVary2234]

We're sorry, England. Sincerely, we are so sorry.

[@benwasserman8223]

InterestsMayVary 4432 But if you find some way to take the President off our hands, we’d really appreciate it

[@leonhickson489]

InterestsMayVary 4432 no we not fuck the queen

[@kimberlys8422]

I'm sorry for us too. He's worse than Dubya making people think we're all retards. _I want Obama back too!_

[@macandcheese__]

@cwazy345 i think theyre still considered conservatives. it's just that the US and UK have different definitions of the left and right. look it up, too lazy to explain further lol

[@diobrando2026]

@@macandcheese__ Yeah the the definitions of right in the US is morally bankrupt horrible person vs Uk People with different opinions with morals that all tell them what is obviously not good. In the US these people are considered "left".when in reality they are the only actual conseratives while the US right is just a shitshow that racists love

[@Chininton]

That vegetable explaining bit was gold 😂😂😂😂

[@vietnamd0820]

chininton “The mommy of the fries!” 😁

[@kimberlys8422]

You look up cat/ cucumber videos... that's how Trump is with vegetables, reading, walking and common sense.

[@Ron-ls6ob]

“I guess we also know who’s playing the Penguin” 🤣🤣🤣 smh

[@nahlesunica9673]

Dyslexic for crowds, words and tuxedos!

[@geniegreentrees]

nahlesu nica I think he is trying his hand at being independent. Either that or he just can't trust anyone anymore....even with tuxedo measurements. But this is classic. 😁😂

[@nahlesunica9673]

@@geniegreentrees yess😂😂😂😂

[@skiz007]

Punch line.... How could a man have access to nuclear weapon and not tailor 😂😂😂

[@anavaderduo7548]

john Sly this was my favorite joke!

[@fatherplatypus2316]

I snorted so hard i almost lost my nose

[@skiz007]

Akira Q 😂😂😂😂

[@belovedwoman3398]

" He's the worst immigrant of all! " Hysterical 😂🤣😂🤣😂 fake protest, he's dyslexic on crowd sizes 😂🤣😂🤣😂 thank you Trevor!

[@nunnayrbznez7745]

PA..LEE....ZE. EVEN BRITTs can say "WTF "!!!!? And help an ally!!! YAY FOR UK!!!!

[@DrWhom]

Brexiteers luuuuuuuve Trump.

[@rogero1566]

Greg Pettis - I suppose you’ve never heard of the one drop rule...Obama didn’t deny his racial background but you know what y’all considered him to be.

[@mar1355]

@@ilmarsbelevics why you ppl always into the raping stuff..you thinks other color ppl holdings dick in their hand and they are ready to rape you and other white ppl ??is't some kind of Fetish you ppl like ,that's why you talking about it non stop at every loser comment section of youtube? There's lots of white christian rapist ,do every one call all white christian rapist or child molester?nope

[@rogero1566]

Greg Pettis - “outdated beliefs” - it was extremely current thinking for the tea party who spent 8 years in an uproar that someone BO’s color could be in the white house (also note how the other person responding to me referred to him as a Kenyan. The “birther movement” was entirely racist).

[@matetemphanya9844]

5th of April 2020, commenting from Lesotho... my God, Trevor is my FAVOURITE ALL time comedian, the man has class and quite smart also.

[@TheWtfanime]

Thank you London for voicing your opinions There's way too many of us Americans who feel the same way

[@Caoimghin]

Way too many?

[@chezmoi42]

Au contraire, there are not enough. 🙄

[@MrSlanderer]

The majority of Americans are against him. Popular vote said it all, and there’s no way he’s gained any new fans since then.

[@velikovskysghost]

@@Caoimghin I give your comment a "#thumbs down" in honor or the millions who fought so bravely against the tyrannical assholes who wanted to take over the world and the late John McCain who dispersed TheRump and where he`s taking our nation.

[@velikovskysghost]

@Dander Spat I give your comment a #Thumbsdown in honor of the late Senator John McCain and all the brave American`s who fought so bravely against Hitler/Trump and his desire to rule the world, which is impossible by the way, and the truly brave men and women who deserve the respect they have earned.

[@muledhumichael5093]

man Trevor is so funny😹😹😹😹😹..I can't breath

[@telltellballs4142]

Only funny because he looks just like Don Lemon

[@alexandregodin1352]

Is he ? 🙄

[@yuh5294]

Alexandre Godin yes, yes he is :)

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

@@alexandregodin1352 yes he is. Why were you watching then?

[@Yussuf.k.g]

Just ahte that he's somewhat vying for trump

[@IskanderVFX]

the president praising the queen: a great, great woman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@saradeen3984]

Lmao😂 yeah great great Donald Trump.

[@tusharbhardwaj6067]

World's cutest white walker 😂😂

[@booyahbooyah6196]

He mistook booing for cheering him lol

[@fenhen]

Boo-urns! He doesn’t know that Trump means “fart” in the UK.

[@IAmSuzyQ]

After his inauguration he claimed The Woman's March was to celebrate his presidency. 🤪

[@germanher7528]

SPINMASTER 3000!!!

[@Gieslly]

It's the accent :D

[@WittyBitty]

Trevor has no limits... even to the queen!! "And the world's cutest white walker."

[@katieroberts7012]

In the UK making fun of the queen is commonplace (at least on shows like have I got news for you and mock the week)

[@markstanley4141]

Well,born and raised in the dark continent. He will learn (racist).

[@jackpinesavage1628]

In Trump's mind, "NHS" is an acronym for "No Health Service".

[@pejalankaki3010]

That is correct. LOL

[@Woodrow512]

First time I heard Trevor saying the acronym I understood "NA chess", and I was like well of course the Donald doesnt know bout chess

[@pejalankaki3010]

And you've got the point. LOL

[@neegas3490]

Oop-

[@misterhat5823]

Like we have here in the US? At least for anybody who's not loaded or lucky.

[@Bartdm2086]

When trump doesnt know what NHS is 😂 😂 😂

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

What does it mean?

[@Bartdm2086]

mahfoud seraf The National Health Service

[@lowlifeexotics3070]

Thank you for making this farce of an administration somewhat bearable Trevor!!💀😂

[@ruleroftheclouds]

I just love how when trump asks may what the NHS is you can hear people in the background going "oh my god" and "what" in really disbelieving voices 😂😂

[@nafissatoure4449]

Alice in Middle Earth what was he trying to say?

[@user-kp5uy8vd8o]

@@nafissatoure4449 @5:42 hes trying to understand what the NHS is

[@07jeepgirl]

Exactly! Like Clueless Carson embarrassing himself and his brainless ‘Oreo’ response a few weeks ago. No one in this shitshow has a single clue what they’re doing or talking about. NHS, REO, FBI, NBC, NCIS, DEA, HUD, XXL, ETC......total clueless wonders. It boggles the minds of everyone with a brain.

[@MG-iy1oh]

Why should he know that though? I am old enough to remember pre-Obama US presidents being mocked worldwide for not knowing the names of their counterparts.

[@rockmt1912]

I heard someone said “oh my god” when Theresa gave him the answer

[@jgrant4736]

The press in UK have no filter. Love it.

[@jessycalee7289]

@KMTHAN, I heard it too!!!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Trump is proof that there is no god.

[@d1nonly14ever3]

when they laughed at him in Ireland before he was president was also funny. He is so used to being laughed at and ridiculed that he lives in his own reality to cope. Thus the thousands and thousands of lies and denial of reality. He is just sad.

[@keshiasmith175]

I think that someone in The Daily Show audience said that

[@nothing-is4zq]

I'm not American but I enjoyed the shows 😂😂😂😂

[@TNM001]

don't blame the tailor for having to package THAT body....

[@dhanasuppiah1304]

TNM001 🤣🤣🤣

[@samfetter8191]

Actually especially the british tailors are experts in packaging that kind of body...look at their parliament for examples, if need be.😏😉 My guess is, it more was hard to find one willing to do so. 😁

[@nathanhollis7584]

The buttons on that vest are screaming for mercy. lol

[@degreesandchucktsshow3692]

My stomach!! My head!! 😂😂😂

[@avaikinews]

They're almost ..grabbing at him

[@loidamanabat9644]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hawkeye5955]

"The buttons, they canna take anymore, Captain!" - Montgomery Scott

[@lindaavansino9106]

@showlogicprod LOL LOL

[@shanhussain6114]

He had no idea what the NHS was

[@couragekarnga8735]

He has no idea what anything is.

[@uniwasamistake6334]

He has no idea

[@otogun3324]

😂😂😂😂

[@ironmandave3000]

Dotard.

[@stevenmmape6561]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@privaterizk4936]

5:40 I can't. :') That woman looks like she's trying not to laugh.

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

more like she on her period

[@Titan-fk2fi]

@@payaljindal8970 he just try to fit in, poor lass

[@mariahsmom9457]

That Woman being Teresa May...

[@douglas7743]

CUTEST WHITE WALKER 😂😂😂 ...I WISH WE HAD THAT FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN MY COUNTRY #ZIMBABWE

[@jayreacts4180]

Zimbos can say shit they want though. Comic pastor for example

[@octoberson4304]

@@jayreacts4180 yah now Zimbos have that freedom to say what they want. idk what dude is talking about

[@douglas7743]

@@jayreacts4180 we can say what we want but to a certain extent.Apostle chiwenga for example

[@franga7870]

Come to Kenya dude no need to go far

[@tfmkhonza5084]

Lol come to South Africa u can say what you want.

[@AnatheStrange]

Its actually really funny but in basically all of Europe (even right wing people) hate trump

[@Confettifun]

I lived in england for a year and that is definitely not true lol met many English men who said they would have “voted for trump”

[@eliza1826]

@@Confettifun lol so we should believe you just because you said so? Lol

[@otogun3324]

@@eliza1826 😂😂

[@JasonBrown1]

@@Confettifun begone Russian conspiracy

[@warzone822]

Cause american right wing is so extreme it makes the rest of the worlds conservatives and people who side corporations look like the stereotypical Californian librals

[@cindyoser9988]

Good gravy! The man sees what he wants. The things he doesn't like he gets others to fix that nasty reality. That's not power. That's being pathetic for him AND the fixers.

[@Wolfboss7]

It's a horrid yet fascinating mix of narcissism and self-delusional, things that Fat Donny knows all too much about, yet will insist he's the kindest, most heart-felt person you've ever met. Ever.

[@alfonsotorres4580]

That is no man, that is a lunatic.

[@wardenm]

To a certain, sad extent, it's partially not even his fault. I've no doubt that his handlers drove him along routes where he wouldn't have to see the protests, with prearranged supporters cheering. The same way he grew up never having to see or interact with someone who was poor, like as not. The more sheltered of a lifestyle, be it by you or those tending to you, the more warped your worldview is bound to become.

[@singlemom4784]

He is hysterical. Reading his book now. It is so funny and a great read.

[@BERMUDAFULCLAIRE]

he's grabby. that tux was borrowed from gramps of the Adams family

[@titanuranus3095]

You mean the Munsters?

[@hkntns]

Grabben by the crown jewels

[@grandmaneenee6229]

😂😂😂😂

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Is he more grabby than Uncle Joe Biden?

[@Yrr666]

@John Marsh This Viet Vet does not watch TV, reads books and news from many different sources besides US news. And I don't toke user.

[@kat49242]

"You just don't touch the Queen !" [ Because we've heard where those tiny hands have been. ]

[@HawkstarX]

Where?

[@frenchieanndionisiokurokaw9036]

Scary ahhahahahaha

[@heyhey383]

"Every thing is gonna be on the table NHS,NHL,NFL, all of it is gonna be there, and it's gonna be a great and fantastic deal"😂😂😂😂

[@christelheadington1136]

Maybe we could talk him into a trade with Canada, we get NHS they can have the rest of the NHL(that isn't already there).

[@tomaskuli177]

Yeah the ABC, CBS, FOX, and XYZ!!! Covfefe!!! Emails!!!

[@tigerferguson8682]

I could really watch Trevor Noah all day 😂😂😂

[@karengummer6657]

Best line I have heard about the entire presidency. "How can a man have access to the nuclear codes, but not a tailor?"

[@thecraziestcrayon]

@Eric Moonwalk don't talk about yourself that way

[@smilingdog4067]

@Dicky Jones Go away mini-troll.

[@umarnazir6173]

Always good to watch a Trevor's Trump roast. Nicely done.

[@ZombieInc661]

Trevor looks like he is having so much fun, always a pleasure to watch

[@kiyokowilkinson158]

@Umar Nazir@Zombie Inc,I Agree STRONGLY WITH YOU! TREVOR has a beautiful mind,turning bad things into something to smile about!🧠💡💖🤝🤙🤙🙏👏👏👏

[@umarnazir6173]

@@ZombieInc661 exactly, a perfect blend of comedy and serious themes.

[@umarnazir6173]

@@kiyokowilkinson158 he really is very charismatic

[@umarnazir6173]

@Dander Spat from whom bro? Good comedy is very complicated to create. Eeryone has to come up with their own approach and create content according. I think Trevor and Hassan are doing good.

[@anthonybaires6194]

Trump will play an excellent Penguin villain from Batman 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kjll3rUnjc0rn5]

Anthony Baires ok who’s in charge of casting because that’s gold right there

[@anthonybaires6194]

@@TheJester39 "Hey, assholes! I'm right over here! I'm Mini-me! Come and get me!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cybershock180]

Only problem with that is that he is already playing that part from day to day and U.S.A. and London are suffering because this fat baby is president. And I pretty sure London is trying it's very hardest to keep that baby happy. Well I am pretty sure the queen would know what to do when that man child throws a temper tantrum.

[@johnnihil1689]

The Penguin has bigger hands than Trump

[@kimberlys8422]

@@johnnihil1689 I have bigger hands than Trump and I a 5'3 115 b woman! 🤣😂

[@last5902]

" That's a salad" rmakes me laugh so hard.

[@Misteykay]

Everything is fake news with this trump except its in his favor 😂

[@kimberlys8422]

YUP! It's honestly pathetic... Bill Maher was right when he said Trump was half-Oranguatan. That's why Mr. Sensitive sued him.

[@mikeyoung9810]

true. Just look at fox news. They have the kind of fake news he likes.

[@sirdeadlock]

Maybe years after he's out of office, he'll be expunged from records. "That could never have been the leader of the free world" they'll say "fake news."

[@CubsFan2023]

Yeah, pretty much. In Trumpspeak, "fake news" basically means "this makes me look bad."

[@Wynter_Heat]

Ajayi Kunle did he really say DTF?’😳 as I’m Down To Fuck?! 😂🙃

[@tzvikrasner6073]

That tux is the sickest burn imaginable. "Oh, you're 6'3" and 249 lbs.? Then that's what we'll give you in a tux."

[@Jso6162]

I just love how he tried to pretend like he couldn't hear the question 😂. Dude we all have done that, we know the game, no effort to even come up with something new.

[@FridgeChic]

IKR! I wanna know what he would have said if May just repeated "NHS" to him, classic.

[@littleghughu1577]

Trevor i have no words for you simply outstanding. You are a LEGEND

[@johnchessant3012]

What an embarrassment. I can't wait for a competent, educated leader in 2021. (Seriously, how does he not know what the NHS is?)

[@Directgamez28]

Guess he never study these things before running for office

[@jacquelineotto973]

@John Chessant , IKR. I wonder people who love this country how do they feel now when they see trump clueless in front of the whole world? Are they still real Republicans or Democrats? Dam what a shame and a disgrace.

[@jacquelineotto973]

Gary P , Hahahahahahaha

[@germanher7528]

He doesn't watch hockey!

[@2756DC]

Dumb ass

[@ahmedhossainanik3006]

Thank you travor after a hard exam i forgot to laugh, so thank you. I needed this.

[@hassanladha9337]

Yah bro always keep some time for laughing

[@B0MZIE]

May have also forgotten how to spell

[@B0MZIE]

@Ameerah Cass oof srry

[@Veet]

Trevor, When will you meet Donald Trump in person? 😂

[@JOSECAMPOS-mv1rj]

That would be epic

[@RayRay-yt5pe]

Trump will basically punch him in the face Lol!

[@subwaysurfer5378]

Donald Trump clashed into one of his episodes

[@aizazurrehmanakhtar4544]

That should be a classic, should be video taped 🙂🙂

[@shellecapos8574]

The Queen was giving Trumps outfit side eye. Looking at his tummy bursting out.

[@ziqi92]

Why didn't PM May just let Trump humiliate himself further by not explaining what the NHS was

[@Karajorma]

I guess she was worried about losing her job.....oh wait.

[@MagicAggros]

Probably wanted to get it over with as soon as possible.

[@conniecrawford5231]

She didn’t want him to humiliate himself any more. She was being diplomatic.

[@elsebethlind1076]

75.000 protesters was there but he said there was only 10

[@sranovh6364]

He said tens of thousands, meaning anything between 10,000 to 99,999

[@IAmSuzyQ]

Alternative facts...duh 😉

[@jasonma2190]

@@sranovh6364 they don't use comma as separator... they uses period.. so that's 75,000

[@germanher7528]

He actually said it was the biggest, greatest protester mob EVER!!!... YUGE

[@lanphung5418]

A liberal lying through her teeth? Color me surprised

[@kpepperl319]

Always be grabbing... Explanation for Trump's tux... tailor hates him

[@blacke.blackerton5430]

I do not think this one is getting "grabbed by the pu$$y". Remember he insults unattractive women, and she is well past old....

[@lianarose1384]

"It's the before, so they're mommy of the fries" lmao 😂🤣😅😭

[@shokrithan.k8207]

The Brits were well prepared 😂😂😂 Edit: Trump did one good thing.. he united the world. The world where all hates Trump.

[@lavrentivs9891]

Not all sadly, religious fanatics love him as he supports them, either directly or indirectly by instilling hatred.

[@mikebronicki6978]

Putin loves him too.

[@armedwombat6816]

No, just the sane parts of the world.

[@brandonr2188]

Lavrentivs the left literally instills hatred in all of its supporters.

[@brandonr2188]

Pamela Wiles who said that? The only ones trying to get rid of free speech is the left.. i literally said you dont have to like trump. Thats honestly pathetically low reading comprehensible dude.

[@MzSpaciious]

"IT'S THE MOMMY OF THE FRIES" 😂😂😂

[@mcdonaldtolo8582]

😂😂😂😂

[@Usama42034]

He didn't know what NHS was Tharesa may explained him the full form😂

[@midlifeinprogress]

And even then he had no idea what it meant, LOL!!!

[@San-xc3gu]

Protests like Eric, which don't exist 😂😂😂😂

[@ironmandiesinendgame2967]

LMAO Cutest white walker😂😂😂

[@TheVideoParadise]

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[@TheVideoParadise]

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[@thomasridley8675]

I love the British. They know how to put you down.

[@couragekarnga8735]

They will destroy you with poise and grace!

[@thomasridley8675]

@@couragekarnga8735 For sure.

[@godofwar3432]

Thomas Ridley they always have put down others !

[@thomasridley8675]

@@godofwar3432 well I hope they make a party of it. Line the streets where ever he goes and don't leave any doubt in his ego about their feeling.

[@godofwar3432]

Thomas Ridley no doubts they do 20% good after invasion and 80% of them accounts for countless manslaughter and crimes hiding behind curtain of diplomacy and politics. No wonder their empire failed after what atrocities they brought to whole world killings millions. What goes around comes around.

[@TheBioExplorer]

It would have been hilarious if the guards had tackled him when he touched the Queen!🤣

[@barbarak2836]

That would have been great! :)

[@mothiestman4995]

They honestly should've. The disrespect that man holds...

[@nadiavoun7137]

😂 I would have expected a guard to at least grab his hand. Maybe bend the thumb backwards just for fun.

[@datchnac4577]

They should have stomped their foot and shouted: DON'T MESS WITH THE QUEEN'S BACK! That would have been a fright for Trump!😄

[@reelin532]

@@datchnac4577 or maybe they didn't do that bcoz US army won't allow their prez to be disrespected easily as your little mind think

[@RomanSilva21]

I lost it when you said penguin 🤣🤣 2:00

[@FilmArtPhoto]

We should be having protests like that in USA EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

[@uniquelyunique1]

Agreed.

[@Mictla155]

@@uniquelyunique1 Yep, I rarely hear about them though, I think people in this country are to apathetic and like to complain but won't do anything. I know in D.C. there are protests all the time about things but other than that *shrugs* . Mass protests seem rare.

[@Darknamja]

@@Mictla155 I concur. The last of the major protests were the '60s and '70s. The Civil Rights Movement and the Vietnam War protests.

[@MsMary957]

That tux makes him look more like the Penguin than ever. Black hair, monocle, and cane...dead ringer. Or am I thinking Monopoly Guy?

[@drupac-drupac]

Mary Willson I said that yesterday 🤣😂 you’ve earned my sub

[@christelheadington1136]

Mr.Peanut

[@namebrandmason]

Uncle Pennybags ("the Monopoly Guy") doesn't have a monocle.

[@susangrande8142]

The Monopoly man is normal weight, too. And has a moustache.

[@Jamfar777]

Penguin uses an umbrella. And is balding.

[@madisonpettis5209]

Micheal jackson moonwalk away from the queen

[@Shevphenomenal]

😂😂😂

[@henryyen1303]

😂😂😂😂

[@robincorprew9007]

Lol

[@zarakikon6352]

Lol, yeah 😂😂. They should add that to the official rule Hahaha.

[@9yearoldepicgamersoldier129]

Lmao that would be epic 😂

[@siddharthajith4764]

Trevor: ......the cutest white walker, the queen.. I died.😂😂