Trump: President of the United Jades

[@josephpatrick1676]

Better title: "President of the United Jades"

[@Keisuki]

Nice

[@skawt24]

How does it feel to have contributed to a video title.

[@Keisuki]

President of the Jade Empire. Empires don't have presidents.

[@GenDrake3]

emperors, presidents, they're all the same.

[@930chiory]

No.

[@Fakerulez707]

Shaku Shaku, Shaku Shaku, Feel, good.

[@kingofbudokai]

Did you just make a Gorillaz reference? That's amazing.

[@pjha3585]

Trump did it in the vid

[@EV01D]

well it is their most popular song, it's practically darude sandstorm tiers of meme popularity

[@GalacticGod]

HOLD THE DOOR!!!! HOLD THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!

[@JadaKaiser]

GalacticGod It's funny finding you here xD

[@DixiClown]

....hold the door.... hold door....holdor....HODOR!

[@conorfleury4387]

Listen to this man, he know's his card games :)

[@gustavflensted5521]

GalacticGod what are you doing here? :)

[@angrywombat2379]

GalacticGod To soon

[@Nix27271]

Full version of trump singing or is there already one?

[@nachobusiness5069]

PhoenixLord123 yeah the song is called everytime we touch and you can add trump singing and you'll find the video

[@donaldtrump7688]

Are you a masochist?

[@MaeJazz]

@@donaldtrump7688 I am

[@friskynips7024]

Jens that Attack on Titan bit... XD you are without a doubt the real MVP!

[@L0LWTF1337]

You can't be president of an empire.

[@ephemeraltwink]

The US is arguably an "Empire." Led by a president.

[@BlankKnight]

You should look up how many democracies have dictators.

[@everydaygaming5719]

BlankKnight if you're implying the u.s. you're a fucking idiot

[@wolfrex999]

he changed the title lol

[@BlankKnight]

well.. I was speaking generally. The world has dictators who make proclamations their regime is a democracy (this occurs mainly in third world countries)

[@supermaggy123]

Jens, the way you sped up the footage at 3:30 instead of cutting it, so the rope won't jump.. Amazing

[@kianst1834]

More intermission memes Jens please. It really improves he quality of the videos.

[@SparklinWater]

That attack on titan scene almost made me shit myself xD

[@kingpineapplez]

Jen's is a man after my own heart

[@therealliquidsquid5737]

11:31 i died in the middle of math class, thanks trump now i got detention

[@Napru1525]

You got detention for dying? Holy hell I don´t want to live in that country.

[@hugorodrigues318]

Lord Jaraxxus when you want to make a terrible joke, but your english is even worse than it...

[@WebweaverFiller]

You should've known the moment reiner got to that door you were going to laugh. Your overconfidence slowly and insidiously killed you.

[@dlk339]

When you want to call out a terrible joke, but your grammar is even worse than his...

[@Napru1525]

would you be so polite and tell me what was wrong I´m always looking for a way to improve my english

[@M0torsagmannen]

makes me wonder who is the biggest anime nerd, Trump or Jens...

[@Hab2320]

"Shaku Shaku--Hoo Hoo" was that a Gorillaz reference

[@iambarnowl]

That singing at 11:45 reminded me of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.

[@Cuestrupaster]

So... in the music "feel good inc." 2D don't sings "shake it" he sings "shop with it"...

[@jacobislucas]

THE SHÄDMAN!

[@richardwang9015]

God no.

[@majstertheunlucky2272]

God already left us.

[@devilix123987]

Jade/deathrattle Rogue is so nice. you can clear their board and apply board pressure well, the deathrattles replenish resources/allow you to extend your board and when you get to play Valeera and have access to shadowcaster, you then have unlimited resources if you play carefully for a turn or two. next thing you know you have made 1 shadowcaster into about 5 (two 1 cost ones in hand) and you get an unlimited supply of Jade golem spam, or board clearance minions....OR BOTH.

[@StormTheSquid]

With all the despair that Trump gives [Or rather, that he's obsessed with], one would think he's actually Junko Enoshima [I think that's her name] in disguise.

[@itisme2043]

The moment on 11:45 when you first think you accidently clicked on attack on titan season 2 episode 4 viedeo xD

[@Berndasbrot]

I had to stop watching this to look up all those "Trump sings..." videos. One hour later I'm back and in a far better mood. Gotta

[@lucdk5]

I didn't realize how good Valeera The Hollow's hero power was until Trump started playing Miracle and Jade druid

[@Warclam]

I just realized watching this that Valeera and Anduin both turned into shadow monster things when they became death knights. Valeera&Anduin ShadowTP?

[@jaeusa160]

Perhaps Jade Rogue needs a better deck without Sherazin weighing it down, and with a 2nd Mimic Pod so you don't utterly stall on gas vs a 2 Mind Control Priest. Maaaybe.

[@Begeru]

2 Mind Control Priest is such an extreme greed deck that only exists to punish control decks while getting destroyed by aggro/midrange. It's not worth trying to accommodate around, since it is a pretty fringe deck.

[@pouyanbahrami1212]

Shadowstep seems like a good card for the deck

[@joshualuansing4076]

Is there a full version to the outro music?

[@willygrags4367]

I have won many games with this deck based around cheap cards, buffs, and the jade behemoth. The trick is to control the board in the beginning by buffing weaker cards to effectively get 1-2s to the power level of 4-5s. In the late to mid game I buff the jade behemoth a lot. This deck also works best with minions that summon other minions, and the Druid because of all his buffs. Idk why this works it just does and it's really fun. I recommend it to anyone just wanting to try something new and fun. I'm very new to hearthstone so the deck idea may suck and I don't know it. If you have any suggestions that could make this deck better than I urge you to tell me.

[@xeetah]

lol pretty good animation in the middle, at first i thought the video was over

[@avatasmordred3719]

yes this may be jade prez but elemental shaman is the jade emperor its funny how often jade elemental shaman with death knight works

[@yaerius]

Jens, you craft masterpieces.

[@crannbethadh2352]

misplay last round, could have shadowcaster shashburglar for a holy smite

[@TheOrignalKillezz]

That would of made the scene in Attack on Titan so much more terrifying. Jesus Christ.

[@prajeetkumar1433]

That interlude with trump singing nearly killed me. Should have a warning before you put something like that on lmao

[@Shaydaz-UK]

Should start putting the deck codes in the description for us to try out :)

[@PromethSunrise]

Your usual "The Madman" top comment

[@shirooooo020]

Wow Jade is absolutely Epic

[@halsti99]

i love you for the oldschool WC3 music jens!

[@adrienlehman9243]

11:45 who is your editor because they are hilarious

[@SuperUnunquadium]

I haven't played in so long, not it feels impossible to get back into it. How does the Jade mechanic work? Why does each subsequent Jade summon get stronger?

[@TheMepwep]

Jens is the secretary of Memes.

[@Dayfer]

Double Mind Control, Y'Shaarj, Ysera and Doomsayers in one deck? T H E (real) M A D M A N

[@Jaricko]

Still has not figured out how amazing doomsayer is in these decks.

[@PharmDiff]

I never knew Jade Swarmer had pupils.

[@LionGame100]

11:50 gold

[@joelsalyer5544]

Great editing Jens.

[@robins3462]

I really like this deck, but I don't have thalnos, shaku, sherazin and xaril, does anyone have an idea of with what cards I could replace them? All ideas are welcome

[@partingofways]

Idk My name you outta just craft thalonos. Shaku he debated was even necessary. Acolyte of pain might be a cheap replacement. Sherazin can just be cut too, mabye for a sap idk. Xaril is kinda uniquely useful for the cheap card copying with dk power and shadowcaster. If only we still had tomb pillager that'd be a good replacement. Otherwise some other decent deathrattle

[@WilliamShakspere]

Idk My name That's a tough one...Thalnos can be replaced with a loot hoarder since n'zoth will bring it back. Sherazin is debatable in this deck anyway, so you could use any mid-range deathrattle minion you like. Xaril has no replacement. Shaku is debatable also so any good value card will suffice-perhaps even mimic pod, though that may be too slow. All in all I'd recommend simply playing Miracle Rogue, as this deck is probably not going to stick around. But if you want to try this deck look up other people's lists who don't use Sherazin or Shaku and see what they're doing. (I'm no expert on this deck but hopefully this helps.)

[@AGrumpyPanda]

For Thalnos, decide if you care more about the card draw or the spell damage, and add either Loot Hoarder or Kobold Geomancer respectively. Shaku, either card draw/generation or a stealth minion, whichever you care more about. Sherazin, look for a solid deathrattle around that mana mark to add to the N'zoth. Xaril is basically the only hard-ish one as its job is to create two cheap spells, which isn't easy to replicate, so just use the slot to add whatever you think is most important to your gameplan.

[@DoctorKingWeegee]

Look up Firebat's Deck Doctor video of Jade Rogue: he makes a pretty interesting version of it that, if memory serves, doesn't run any of those Legendaries. It focuses a lot more on having Hollow-Valeera's hero power enable disgusting plays in the late-game (Vanish into two Doomsayers to all but ensure a board reset, Shadowstep to get super value from Jade Spirits and Vilespines, etc.).

[@Kizma13]

For thalnos loot hoarder or any other card draw card, for sherazin or shaku questing adventurer could be used, and if more spells are added arcane giants are great, too. And if you need meta-specific tech cards, eater of secrets, either bloodsail corsair or acidic swap ooze or even harrison jones could be added. Or Skulking Geist, which is great against jade druid.

[@tobiascooper8800]

Anyone else watching 4 year old trump videos? Why no shadowstep??

[@KuroroSama42]

What anime is the 11:31 clip from?

[@ChristianTMWood]

Attack on Titan

[@therandomperson02]

Why's the text in the thumbnail blurred like a mr. krabs meme

[@Unicaalfa]

Which is the 20:58 SONG PLS

[@koris4602]

If you are president make hearthstone great again and destroy jade druid

[@evertime123]

He will drain the swamps of the druids.

[@koris4602]

evertime123 Nature must be destoryed (i dunno when the golems are nature but ok)

[@Kyle8B]

he'll rid us of the druids, then buff the pirate warriors for good measure... because why not?

[@koris4602]

Kyle B better buff warlock

[@seizan88]

Koris I'm playing Highlander Priest currently with a Skulking Geist. It's doing a really fine job.

[@AkosSam]

11:31 Jens! You scumbag! Lmao!!!

[@Stulele]

That IS scarier than the Titans

[@Kyrzyo]

What is the music used in the outro?

[@Foolery99]

Does Poisoned Blade work with valeera the hollowed?

[@hew2629]

9:32 since when Kazakus Potion says "Polymorph" ? isn't turn into 1/1 sheep ?

[@Mrcrazy80]

What's the music in the background?

[@CarstenB711]

HOOOLD THE DOOOOOR

[@ardaorhan]

"Thanks for this wonderful poison but have some despair first!"

[@mitchbrook4112]

United Jades got some low GDP, look at that 110 dust

[@crabcaniopal]

I don't remember that part of the stream

[@woelke]

The Big EZ priest had 2 Doomsayer in his deck... what the actual fuck

[@delsin1126]

We need to build a Jade Wall

[@Slyersnake]

11:32 had me dying

[@aboresow]

Sheraton still comes back from N'zoth for the same reason ancient of war doesn't come back from hadronox

[@MrMarcmans]

Maybe a spot for spiritsinger umbra ;)

[@nastus9189]

No.

[@hockeater]

So Jens, is it closed fist or open palm?

[@yorimtschgi]

any good replacements for sherazin, shaku and xaril?

[@nwiechec]

What is that door scene from?

[@robertbecker962]

desertfox738 attack on titan

[@dani-dll]

1 Mana 1/1 give your jades taunt , so you can build a wall . ZULUL

[@oipleb5020]

LOLOL THAT AoT EDIT 👌👌

[@TheMysticStrider]

Why is didguised toasts intro in 5:56

[@ivoschilkpiano]

What's the music? Sounds good.

[@trDewy]

Guys, I got Valeera from the prologue but dont have any other rogue legends. I do have patches, aya, and the lich king and I could craft Edwin when I get 1600 dust. Any good decks I could make with that?

[@evertime123]

You could probably play miracle, sometimes questing is just as good as edwin

[@greoge1381]

I haven't watched the video yet, I'm just liking for the title

[@FeddaCheezy]

8:54 how come the twitch chat isnt shown? Want want to see their reaction to getting *destroyed*

[@callmeosho7792]

It doesnt matter if the card was silenced, it matters if the card had deathrattle on the original text, thats why build a beasts with exploding bat or rat pack can be brought back

[@itnom6571]

11:31 love this part XDDDD I die

[@Mushe94]

I finished Shingeki no Kyojin Season 2 yesterday, such a coincidence

[@polytimeInduction]

"Golimar makes Trump delete his deck"

[@delojikuhlii1]

yo guys what do u think about adding shadowstep to use it on jade spirit or on shadowcaster

[@ktownpunkjr.1946]

Gleb Rostanin shadow stab? Do you mean shadowstep? If so I don't think that is a good idea because it just gets rid of too much tempo and needs a specific board state to be good/playable.

[@delojikuhlii1]

hm okay :) thank u

[@alexp538]

Wc3 music in the background, god bless you Jens.

[@Jamick98Geass]

"I've recently seen the altercations between Mages, Priests and Druids after the latest expansion release. We've had conflict on many sides. Many sides. Not just Jade Druids. If we nerf Ultimate Infestation, it will remove the hype surrounding the card. What's next? Making Innervate cost 1 mana?!? Making Wild Growth a Neutral card? When will it end?!?" ........Too topical?

[@ConsoleCleric]

WARNING: This video is rated M for misplay. Viewer discretion is advised.

[@pablovirus]

lmao feel good inc reference

[@santoshupretimadara]

lol AOT refrence was awesome..jthe editor is awesome

[@samalexander7976]

I dont have shaku, sherazin or xaril... Replacements?

[@Robert399]

The deck builder would probably say dalaran mage, yeti and ogre magi.

[@edelolxrofex7944]

11:30 lol

[@RaawHax]

So whatever happened to Darkest Dungeon? :)

[@BuzzaB77]

Jens wins the internet again @11:30

[@SenorSmaySmay]

11:47 is all you needed to see in this video

[@markmoretti27]

Outro song?

[@sammarder4918]

I always love the small touches of music throughout trumps video sooooo good

[@gunpixelgun]

Should play now with sonya

[@ezekielbenavides2740]

editor is having too much fun with the memes

[@sladikk]

CAN'T YOU FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST I WANT THIS TO LAST NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[@Dafaq1]

Well wth 20:03, got today frostmourne from LK as well, killed with it 2 enemy minions, landed 3rd hit on enemy hero and it didn't spawn me anything, therefore I lost the match..wtf? anyone?

[@edstirling]

despair is a dish best served... frozen?

[@motek15]

I absolutely fucking love the warcraft 3 soundtrack in the background it's so good

[@josh1139]

What about changing the Xaril for Barnes isnt that better