Trump's Latest Tactic: Hashtags & Bookies

[@Lara_randomizes]

I will feel christmasy next year

[@ceciliaortiz7789]

YAASSS! Perfect timing!!

[@tripwire4727]

Uhg. I hope.

[@harrygray7463]

Me too 😂

[@psycogeek1031]

Treat people good everyday And you don't need a holiday Gifts out of the blue as a surprise Better than , Black Friday lies Have morality everyday It's not just for Sunday What a concept to be right Everyday and every night.

[@heatherc2939]

@@psycogeek1031 lovely.

[@CountryLongboarding]

These relaxed/ just going with the goofs style of monologue are so refreshing to watch. Please keep up this VIBE

[@Gymnopediea]

I find Corden's energy and sense of humor so pleasant to witness.

[@BenHerbivore]

Makes me wanna masterjack.

[@TahtahmesDiary]

James has really grown on me this year, he seems like he'd be a great friend 🤗💜

[@redjacks09]

Kellyanne book, what a waste of paper, ink, money, time, everything

[@stasiaspade1169]

Well, if we run out of toilet paper.......

[@AddyCBaddie]

What a waste of thought space!!! I know her family is ashamed of her...in the words of president cheesepuff “SAD!!!”

[@ArgChica]

I hope her husband plays a prank on her and switches his version of her memoir to the publisher.😂😂You know how he has some ideas😂😂

[@silentdragon9151]

Apparently they think that trumptards read

[@GabrielRamirez-bj3zu]

Let the Conway gas lighting begin!

[@novadselir1068]

Did the President just admit he gets information from Bookies ?

[@adsart4990]

I watch solely for the interactions with the band and crew

[@peterallman8474]

Yeah. They can have pseudo-fun if they like. It all looks forced and stale to me.

[@Chillkrokette_]

@@peterallman8474 you must be fun at parties

[@taffysaint]

I have to say, this is 100% better show to watch without a studio audience.

[@emilyhawkins4153]

Oh James, we do love you ❤️ I laugh my face off every day thanks to you x

[@jacoberero6332]

Hello dear how are you doing today

[@TaweretSekhmet]

I will feel Christmasy right around January 20th 2021...

[@carolineross9539]

Haha I known that’s cause it’s Inauguration Day, but it also happens to be my birthday!

[@Goopy731]

@@carolineross9539 Well I'm glad you'll have a good birthday then. c:

[@carolineross9539]

@@Goopy731 Thanks! I sure will 😁

[@TaweretSekhmet]

@@carolineross9539 Here's to a very happy birthday!

[@joshgroom8421]

You're not the only one!

[@RankinMsP]

Reggie Watts not knowing who Kevin Hart is *despite working on a late night talk show full of celebs* has made my day. I thought I was bad.

[@joedufour8188]

You know Reggie gets some bomb weed.

[@jietroraximoff2805]

Particularly when you consider the fact that Kevin has been *on* the LLS with James and Kev and Reggie have probably met.

[@lenkacfk7155]

Honestly, I don't know who Kevin Harte is, either. Maybe his fame hasn't reached Germany yet. Or I'm living under a rock. 🤷‍♀️

[@ceciliaortiz7789]

PAUL BLART🤣🤣🤣, I LOVE KEVIN HART BUT THAT WAS JUST TOO GOOD!

[@longlivedemocracy756]

@@lenkacfk7155 please google. He has made 1000 movies and stand up comedy films! 😜

[@tzvikrasner6073]

O.J. Simpson: "If I Did It" Kellyanne Conway: "I Leaked It"

[@RogersMgmtGroup]

Kellyanne Conway never met an alternative fact she didn't vomit all over TV so why would we believe anything she puts in a book?

[@pamelacrawford4496]

my thoughts exactly. I would look for that under "Fiction" if i were to look at all, which is never.

[@longlivedemocracy756]

Ironically...#facts 😏

[@longlivedemocracy756]

@@pamelacrawford4496 yep.

[@lorny4u]

I pray its a flop. Shes complicit.

[@glazierblue573]

I bloody said it 4 years ago. Kelly Ann sold her soul and faked it all the way, just for a pinch of second hand fame to get a book deal later. Knew it! How pathetic. She doesn't deserve to be in civil society ever again.

[@JeskaDax]

How did the writers miss the "Santa is dropping some coal" joke? I mean it was RIGHT THERE!

[@DonCorledopey]

Reggie's sarcasm with the Paul Blart Joke is impeccable.

[@jietroraximoff2805]

9:48 James: "I'll make you some avacado toast" Louis Tomlinson:"Forking avocados!"

[@MB-nf7ec]

This blessed my day.

[@gabyreiss3100]

Happy Chanukah..I'm in stitches ..Santa on the toilet paper..so funny

[@matthewdiaz_05]

Stay healthy and stay safe. Have a great holiday season everyone😊

[@smexyphysics]

I like how James is talking about Santa taking a deuce in the chimney and the band is all like "well it is 2020" as if random people are going around taking shits in people's chimneys LOL

[@adambrooks7897]

Santa just accidentally gets some on Rudolph's nose now and we call him Rudolph the s*** nose reindeer

[@FireAndIce27]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FireAndIce27]

@@adambrooks7897 🤣🤣👏🦌

[@howardkerr8174]

@@adambrooks7897 You are thinking of Henry, the brown-nosed reindeer. He was as fast as Rudolf...but couldn't STOP as quickly. (Joke is courtesy of the Britcom Mrs Brown's Boys.)

[@psycogeek1031]

Trump dressed up like Santa one year Slid right down my chimney clear Apparently too wasted on drugs Waiting above was his reindeer thugs Off slips his diaper when it hits the dampener Schitts assisting the slide for this camper As he pulls his head out of the fire I realized it wasn't Santa only a liar But he took all the gifts And now we are done Next one down the chimney gets my gun 🎄🎅🎁 🎁. Happy season.

[@TankUSA]

4:52 Surely a joke about a “Christmas Log” was warranted.

[@markmac1907]

i bet that was trumps chimney. theres your lumps of coal.

[@ceciliaortiz7789]

Hahaha🤣, take it all there's plenty!!

[@stasiaspade1169]

"Massive dumps"

[@ceciliaortiz7789]

@Carrie Swaby that must be where all the massive dumps of ballots came from😱! Santa came early this year, busted!!

[@ceciliaortiz7789]

@jenifer cronin EEWWW

[@ceciliaortiz7789]

@Danze Academy I'm not crazy bout skinny chicks at all, but I have to admit this one got my attention when she wasn't trying hard lol. Nice...

[@mytexasdays1526]

Your monologue is the best of the 6. Bad news delivered in an upbeat, fun and quirky manner and tempo.

[@philgroves7694]

"You know, democracy."

[@markgigiel2722]

I should write a tell all book about what happened in my house. $$$$.

[@faykouri1162]

James you and your team brighten up my evenings, keep it coming!😂😂😂

[@josephking7219]

I am catching up on these shows while we are in Level 3 Lockdown in NZ. I just love James Corden and his crew

[@sadindiefreak]

I had Christmas cards around 20 years ago with that image on the toilet roll on them.

[@hydem04]

The new rivalry of this decade. Kevin Hart vs James Corden 🥊

[@teresaf991]

Kevin has The Rock as back up. James could call on a few super heroes as back up and we could all have fun with it.

[@johncloois3301]

Vs Kevin James. He wins because he is limber for a plump guy.

[@MaliYojez]

That book was Kelly Ann’s game plan the whole time.

[@MaliYojez]

@zhuull1 One thing is certain, trump is a magnet for grifters.

[@IAmJustR]

That is EXACTLY the way I expect the Christmas Spirit to hit me EVERY year, gasp & all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@electronron1]

When I saw the Santa on the chimney cartoon 20 years ago it was captioned "Your Christmas bonus is on it's way".

[@86_Bullnose]

Ian is fantastic. He kills it every time.

[@andrewkaumba3681]

Unlike other Talkshow hosts, James is actually funny.

[@skolex33]

I disagree.

[@gceElwood]

Nup. Colbert and Kimmel are lots funnier. Clever funny. Corden is just cheap shots funny. Plus the constant (mandatory) giggling from the band at his every joke is annoying AF.

[@victorakandu9419]

Alternative facts of course! She is alternative per person

[@Mothersload]

🇨🇦🐢❤️ There is Trump TP now too... lol

[@marcelnicolas3247]

Hello👋how are you doing today...

[@jacoberero6332]

Hello dear

[@sewfantastic7257]

I enjoy watching this show.

[@elisabethevers6733]

Time for another staff pop quiz!!!

[@knittylane3016]

James, you riffing with the band and the crew is as funny as the pre- planned bits.

[@sherilynnpontillo7936]

Someone drew that... lmao😂🤣😅

[@brendaschmidt5820]

I love James. Always makes me laugh.

[@angelacarter2974]

#DumpTrump

[@jacoberero6332]

Hello how are you doing today

[@sdbelland]

I love this format. They just have a great time :)

[@mrswhite49]

I’m not letting nothing or no one ruin Christmas for me and my family

[@simplelifenetwork9886]

you must be a science denying nazi

[@mrswhite49]

@@simplelifenetwork9886 and you can kiss where the sun don’t shine and have nice after doing so

[@jennac6954]

@@mrswhite49 😂 👍

[@wafflestml]

Don’t waste your money on kellyann conway’s book!

[@repentANDobey]

Happy Hanukkah! Tomorrow is the first day of 8 days of Hanukkah!

[@fergusmccarthy7736]

I have a shop in Ireland that among other things, sells face masks. I was buying Christmas themed masks recently and my supplier gave me a present of a few kids masks with santa s*itting down a chimney. He had bought them without looking at them properly and obviously couldn't sell them.

[@Itzzz_ryuuu]

Oh wow i dont know?!

[@tropicalaquarium5807]

Say what you want, I just loved the Santa cartoon. 😄

[@ThatBlackPiano]

I never feel “Christmas-y” until July the following year.

[@angeliarossett5934]

🤣 it’s a Yule log 💩

[@catlife9497]

If there's anything good about the plauge it's this show somehow getting a even better.

[@an882]

Christmas spirit? I can't afford to buy my kids anything, can't afford to turn on my heat, yeah screw Christmas!

[@ariawhyte9205]

Yeah, screw that ish

[@hoopertoop]

hope u r well ,,,no such problems for the elite, or the swamp, that Trump vowed to clean, promises made promises not kept..he is scamming the little people, to build up a slush fund for the many crimes that await him... .i am a Scot, so cannot knock on your door, to offer some help, regardless who you voted for....... Trump's famous quote on the pandemic ' this is where WE are ' , no it aint buddy, this is where folks like you are A N.. i am due to get the vaccine tomorrow, & it is FREE, my grand kids are back at school, in person......I truly wish i could help you..stay safe

[@xTako_]

January 20th will be the new Christmas date.

[@deborahwyndham-lewis5188]

Why what is that date?

[@victa9257]

More Ian, please. That doesn't mean I want less James. Just... make it work.

[@BoseEinstein7]

Trump has lost 53 times in total = 48 lawsuits, vote recertifications + the election. A 53 time big loser.

[@osei3598]

Lol

[@tricia5396]

This post-covid format is hilarious!

[@TheAureliac]

Women would line up for that Sensitive Man Contest.

[@brenna_boop6341]

Does anyone else notice how James’s eyes always glisten. Like LITERALLY, shimmering 9:50

[@patriciaselwyn799]

Bookies? Is this an election or casino?

[@ash2lar]

Does anyone remember the craziness around Cabbage Patch kids? Beanie Babies?

[@annedrury1748]

I’m on Regs team not feeling christmassy, no Christmas here in my house choosing between food,rent, presents I’ll take the rent and food going to bed hungry isn’t worth a gift for someone who won’t appreciate it.

[@ErikBrownmr_b2u]

Santa taking a dump down the chimney is a commentary on the commercialisation of Christmas

[@mariska5804]

He who laughs last, laughs best....

[@marcelnicolas3247]

Hello👋how are you doing today...

[@jacoberero6332]

Fact

[@kriskinealy709]

Oh dear.

[@rockytalkndawoods3057]

I love all of his mates Portland atire!! #rctid 💛💚🌲💚💛

[@patriciawilliams5540]

January 20 2021 a new year is upon us.

[@andrecrawford9765]

I'm in Jamaica love this show can't miss it

[@Spectre-ed6hr]

@Trump #You're FIRED!

[@caseygunnz373]

😭😭😭😭 I gagged the entire time

[@koawawabear8082]

So James, from UK, had to tell Americans who Kevin Hart is. Just a normal Wednesday.

[@Alipalibach]

Disowned by 🇬🇧 won’t be allowed back. Proper gobshite

[@slaternapier1640]

as a former walmart manager, I cant count how many times we got a launch item, even for black Friday, Christmas, deluxe special edition, etc WEEKSSSS late.... And I just stood in the product location, like a broken record, explaining we had nothing to do with the fact the manufacturer never gave us the item and due to too many things, nobody's website for customers is 100% accurate, cuz our own ain't even right, the truck delivery inventory ain't even accurate lol

[@branjosnow6244]

The man is a natural.

[@skolex33]

I agree, a natural narcissist.

[@kodguerrero]

That syringe is either for injecting adrenaline into the heart or garlic butter into turkey

[@BenHerbivore]

@zhuull1 - He’s a biggun!

[@macarenaperez2997]

IF WE LOSE OUR VOTING PROCESS ONE TIME, WE WILL LOSE IT FOR EVER!!!! 😭😭😭 IT'S TIME TO FIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY!!!!

[@EvelynGaming765]

I cant wait to watch it

[@loganowens8120]

No

[@dinasilva9263]

The first thing i see in the morning...i really love this show!😂

[@Fanimei]

The 100 dislikes are those that draw Santas taking a shit on toilet paper

[@isaacibnoumaryama5779]

When trump will Realize that he lost? Lol

[@markmac1907]

when he started making excuses BEFORE the election!

[@lenkacfk7155]

@Sean Taylor , it was rather that the people were so fed up with him that an unprecedented number actually went to vote - despite the establishment's best efforts to stop them.

[@marleylove510]

He knows he lost, he knows there is no fraud. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He might be ignorant, but he’s no dummy.

[@beckyguelette5114]

Turns out that Trump doesn't have any friends at the SCOTUS, maybe he'll make some new ones at the SDNY.

[@lenkacfk7155]

@Sean Taylor , even Trump's own digital security boss said it was the most secure election ever! The reason for mail in ballots (which, incidentally, are absolutely normal in any other civilized country) was 1. the pandemic and 2. the fact that your stupid elections are held on Tuesdays, when the majority of people has got to work. If you'd hold them on Sundays, and opened more polling stations, and there wasn't a pandemic around, I guess a lot more people would go to vote in person.

[@Lucas-gm3bv]

Half a week they worked on that Santa Fit graphic!? Why do I feel like this is a shady way to signal to CBS that the show needs more than their current contract budget allows? If he saw it, even Mitch McConnell would be impressed.

[@lorrie2878]

Too cute. I am actually making avocado toast right now!

[@bnkundwa]

Why aren't remedies found?

[@GRUNGELEOPARD]

Diaper Don is a speed freak!

[@TheJackdaw77]

I felt Christmassy in mid November for the first time ever! Maybe because I'm at home working still and have more time to decorate the house...

[@tcculbertson3]

Hes not trying to overturn it hes inflaming the base so they will send him money

[@isabellerose310]

That Santa toilet paper puts a whole new meaning on tossing logs onto the fire.

[@ghostnotes5667]

Corden is an absolute riot!

[@sdscipio]

Santa actually does that in the chimneys often

[@sherryhesner5940]

HO HO HO!!! 🎅🎅🎅

[@kriswingert1662]

@ 4:52, and little Jimmy asked dad in the morning "why did Santa gave me coal in my stocking". Dad replies to Jimmy, " son, that is not coal".

[@MrAlodah]

I actually like “Clause Fit”

[@MJ18888]

Someone send James a PS5! Side note, where can I get the mini Christmas tree (with lights) behind James?

[@earlefelkins5511]

Try amazon

[@tropicalaquarium5807]

Air Cordens! 😆

[@SunKissedFlutterby]

So that’s where Santa gets his coal! 🎅🏽 💩

[@cathrinagroiss604]

That TP thing... that's just the elf blowing smoke up Santa's bum...

[@Ighisu]

The sensitive man contest is called marriage.

[@kathleensposato5529]

So many losers.....

[@ceciliaortiz7789]

More like having a girlfriend at all lol

[@ceciliaortiz7789]

@Kaiser Wilhelm haha, they don't want nice anything!

[@Deluxemovievcuts]

And raw

[@guiniverebehounek6174]

The way the light is hitting the right side of his head (our left) it looks like his hair is curled lol

[@phillippuxlucas8686]

Santa says "that sh!t is FIRE! This is some good snow" 🤣

[@ceciliaortiz7789]

That's what's up! Rudolf be like "ahhhhhh shit, break time again"

[@ceciliaortiz7789]

Haha I'd be a repeat offender on DUMPS CHIMNEY

[@ReptilesXtremeGaming]

Guitarist in the back looks like billy zabka!! 😝

[@MmMilaNnN.]

Guys Christmas will actually be on 9th January cuz he’ll be in quarantine for 14 days

[@mlong1968]

😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@sean9177]

Quarantined for an additional 14 days over and over for each city, state, and country and perhaps house living area he visits. Christmas will be over in a thousand years.