Trump’s Plan to Save Hollywood, Biden’s Farewell & We Say Toodle-oo to TikTok

[@thomaspapp104]

I came of age during AOL. The end of the bit just killed me with how accurate it is.

[@Michael_B82]

I was crying lol 😂

[@stephenschroeder6567]

Agreed! That was pure comedy gold. 😂

[@Myrtana1]

I started with AOL in 1999 and I still have my mail account there. Pure nostalgia.

[@punapeter]

@@Myrtana1 lol kids

[@boltonfarlept]

Loved that callback to AOL and the 1990s. Nicely done. That set was great, like opening a time capsule. 30 years seems like an eternity in tech.

[@alieighty]

Is it sad that part of me misses the days when the internet was like that?

[@acsribeiro]

My first ever email address! Those were the days.

[@LadyMaltese]

Cool to hear the dail-up connection tone. That monitor is aquarium sized!!

[@fresherbrine]

In the 90's it took forever to load one photo of Cindy Margolis!

[@pjmiller8632]

Sending our thoughts, prayers and firefighters to California. We stand with you, love from Canada. ❤🇨🇦

[@SusanneKozak-l5n]

@@MillieMillieGoodDog No probs, always happy to help. LOL

[@magikarp653]

Hey can you send those thoughts and prayers to Gaza too? They're doing slightly worse, I'd say.

[@w5monkey]

so many heroes in one thread

[@CRASH.CORNER]

Love to see Canada showing support! It’s always comforting to know neighbors care. ❤🇨🇦

[@ShyTuna]

@@pjmiller8632 weather was so well received. I’m sure it’s from Prime Minister.😂

[@RockChunk]

I sit on a pillow sometimes. I’m thirteen. Everyone sits on pillows. Let the man be comfortable

[@McCrapweasel]

Ever sat in a chair with a cushion? That's just a built-in pillow.

[@Oneshot8242]

Oh, Rocky! You're wise beyond your years! Regards from Denmark!

[@lukesayers5850]

Preach!

[@stephaniefain1863]

Pillows are where its at. I have one of those cool ones shaped for your butt in my chair. A cheapo for my lap the cat lays on. Regular old, flat pillows every where for the dogs to lay on all the furniture. I keep my pillows for years. The flatter and more raggedy they get, the more uses I find for them. Those jerks better get off of pillows.

[@renewal822]

@@stephaniefain1863I find it’s very disrespectful that people make jokes about elderly. It’s almost as if they are forgetting aging is a fact of life, no one escapes it. So be mindful when making fun of ages related illness and other problems. Just pray that when you come to that age all your faculties are still intact. We can’t all be certain about that, are we?

[@OeHomestead]

There goes my last drop of respect and admiration for Stallone 😄 Voight and Gibson have always been nutcases though.

[@JasonKnight-007]

How dare you

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@@JasonKnight-007 how dare he what??

[@massasvassa]

@@OeHomestead a bit surprised James Woods didn't get a spot, then they really could call it the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.

[@nomore6167]

"There goes my last drop of respect and admiration for Stallone" - I lost respect for him when he said Trump was the second coming of George Washington.

[@angelabennett8245]

I lost interest in Stallone when he plastic surgeried his face.

[@litac5433]

Thank you, Joe Biden ! Jimmy didn't give you the credit you deserve tonight, but Americans know and are grateful for all you have done! ❤️❤️💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@robertlight5227]

Goodbye Genocide Joe.

[@SevasttanEso]

Omg how ignorant

[@SevasttanEso]

@@robertlight5227they are going to have the Obamas serving champagne 🍾. They are bartenders now. Lol

[@litac5433]

@SevasttanEso You're about to find out how ignorant your vote was 😂😂😂 FAFO!!!

[@sonjarickson1286]

2025 Is going to be the worst year ever Is going to be the worst year ever. God help us all ❤

[@applepie1923]

This is Katrina but with fire. Both my parents were born and raised in New Orleans and me and my sisters were raised in San Diego California. So sad for all the people who are being affected by the fires. Stay blessed, help is on the way.

[@sandrawilson8792]

Don’t bet on it. Ask folk who experienced Katrina how that help thing worked out for them.

[@ArKritz84]

All bets are off from next week on.

[@applepie1923]

@@ArKritz84 Agreed. Let me say this. Katrina was natural situation. The levies and or damns breaking was not. The owners of the Saints and the Superdome wanted those poor black people out of there. The Superdome was surrounded by the ghettos and homeless people. See what they did? They had that Superdome fix almost overnight. Meanwhile people were displaced for months. That's what money can get you.

[@ArKritz84]

@@applepie1923 well, at the end of the day, levies, dams, stadiums and cities aren't "natural situations" to begin with.

[@applepie1923]

@@ArKritz84 All of those thing are man made, but a know what you mean. God created all.

[@bcarol3688]

LOL OJ from beyond!!!! LOL! Lord help us all! Thank you for providing our daily dose of levity in the age of idiocracy.

[@vietnamd0820]

Hopefully everyone remembers OJ Simpson has been dead for quite some time

[@Sam-wc7uo]

Looking forward to the next four years! It’s going to be awesome!

[@edwardrichardson7076]

Are you daft?

[@jackiejoseph3232]

"If TikTok does go away," books are still waiting for you, young people. 🙏

[@nancymcmonarch]

President Biden announced tonight that he won't be signing the TikTok ban into law.

[@greendragon4058]

Tik Tok is full of scammers mlms and eBay games and very questionable things like pranks and family channels and Bs

[@aliengranpa]

😂😂😂😂😂 at least you're optimistic!

[@simonKagree]

All the young people in America just smoked themselves.

[@democlips1]

In Florida they use them to make bonfires

[@Salma_Nella]

Good bless the helpers.

[@susanfanning9480]

Yes! Any person who is helping out have more dignity than any politician. Thank you to the real humans.

[@ruth80809]

Let's keep the spotlight on the helpers, the true heroes.

[@CRASH.CORNER]

Blessings to all the helpers indeed-they’re the real heroes in these times. 🙏❤

[@gillianm9185]

Hi from Ireland 🇮🇪 love seeing humanity pull together at this time. Donated and sending you prayers.

[@rosemarieleblanc4391]

How wonderful Ireland, my heritage and love knowing you care thank you!!!

[@MarzipanLatte]

Thank you for staying strong and not giving up. My heart goes out to your family, and all of the people who are having to live through this trauma in California. You are a pillar of strength Jimmy, and you are appreciated. Even through all of the insanity happening in the United States right now, you make it bearable with your monologues, sense of humor, and common sense. ❤

[@BLOOD8270]

Jimmy a pillar of strength?🤣🤣🤣 I've seen hotdogs that could handle more pressure LOL😂😂😂

[@shirleyz7400]

Why are you 2 fools here if you don’t like Jimmy? He’s awesome & tells it how it is with humor.

[@TurkeysAreCoolBirds]

​@@shirleyz7400 You beat me to asking these fools same.

[@sonchi203]

I agree well said❤

[@nannerz1994]

As a fellow LA resident he's really a breath of fresh air especially since he's the only talk show in LA and everyone else is in New York.

[@BCR254]

Not watching the inauguration on Monday. As an American, I will be celebrating MLK’s birthday. God save America 💙💪🇺🇸💯!

[@Allie8567]

Same here

[@ThadGuardi]

If I could afford to go I would carry a flag at half staff!

[@unafraidjlay]

Going to be volunteering myself. Even if I wasn't, I'd rather watch paint dry.

[@turonhayes1518]

THIS PBP!! No volunteering no standing nearby nothing it’s MLK DAY.

[@elizabethbarker3216]

Me either 🇨🇦

[@EuropeanWren]

Amazing, what Americans care about. In Europe we couldn't care less what our Presidents, PMs or Chancellors sit on. 🤦

[@annakingry9157]

We don't either, but the press is largely not comprised of human beings.

[@acerreteq703]

Are you sure? BLÖD makes daily headlines out of the most stupid things.

[@johnbyrne4438]

Thank you Jimmy for all you do.

[@victoriao1828]

Boycott the oligarchy ✊

[@noctisilva6457]

only remedy is anarchy

[@tomc5435]

@@noctisilva6457 good luck Katniss 🤣

[@PSA78]

But first they want cheap eggs. 🥚 Priorities folks, priorities.

[@alexdrummond3848]

Uhmmmm.. yea we have been doing that and now the oligarchy is boycotting us if you haven’t noticed

[@alexdrummond3848]

Boycott what exactly.. which oligarchy … I’ll wait for your accurate instructions……… I believe it’s always been a thing yo..

[@RQUKOfficial]

These next 4 years are going to be interesting. Hang in there, buckle up. Not just to you folks in the US, to us all.

[@mrjozo-pr6ih]

What Greenlanders be doing tho?

[@annawilliams5533]

Prayers for you and your family and friends .Praying for all of California

[@christophb2736]

Don't just pray. Donate.

[@Bill_Garthright]

Yeah, thoughts and prayers - i.e. absolutely nothing - like we do after every gun massacre?

[@judytieger8976]

This helps me keep sane and laugh at our horrible president to be. Keep it up Jimmy we need some levity.

[@TiredZilla]

Quite the opposite, any fan that Jimmy has left is on the brink of lunacy or has already reached it.

[@amandalongton9587]

Says the guy in the comments of The Jimmy Kimmel Show 🤣 ​@@TiredZilla

[@JC-tp5lz]

​@@amandalongton9587 Isn't it interesting how the biggest complainers and critics of Kimmel, are the ones who watch his show religiously? Hmmm. 🤣🤣🤣

[@angelabennett8245]

Until Trump kills off nighttime talk shows.

[@LewisMichaels-vb7cw]

@@judytieger8976 keep us all sane. It’s Jimmy, Stephen Colbert, John Stuart, Trevor Noah, John Oliver, Seth Meyers. We’d be psycho without them.

[@Pete_R63]

I'm 61, I have seat cushions (essentially a pillow) on my desk chairs. I have issues from a skydiving accident. So what, he was sitting on a pillow, practically everyone in the country either has back problems or will get them in the future. Just one of millions of examples of why Fox isn't news.

[@MicheleDeOliveira-by2oc]

Thanks to all those who are helping all the people in the disaster area’s.

[@HansDelbruck53]

The disaster area's what?

[@magikarp653]

@@HansDelbruck53 Palestine of course. They desperately need our help.

[@HansDelbruck53]

@@magikarp653 That didn't answer my question.

[@YodatheHobbit]

I'm 41, I'm also currently sitting on a pillow right now because my PC chair is more than 4 years old. Chair cushions get flat. Fact of life.

[@keliarmstrong8532]

I've been doing the same for the last 4 years... I'm 44. A pillow is much cheaper than a new chair.

[@lilaclizard4504]

Surely the Whitehouse should be buying a new chair for the guy with the nuke codes if his main one wears out? There's a tonne of good reasons to get custom cushions (or "pillows" as fax calls them), but I really don't think it's reasonable to expect POTUS to only have 1 chair for his term, if he actually needs a new one

[@jonroesler8155]

@@lilaclizard4504 MyPillow Mike will graciously send pillows to the incoming president... only not via FedEx.

[@magikarp653]

41 is too young to have such problems though, may I suggest some squats instead?

[@ngalahansel6066]

I'm 33 and my office chair needs a pillow too

[@sandydominguez8873]

Thank you President Biden. God bless you and your family 🙏

[@TiredZilla]

Thank Biden for what?

[@lenniBn]

@@TiredZilla You can easily Google all of his accomplishments. Your welcome. 😇

[@AP-up1qs]

you are kidding right?

[@clintonkotcha7452]

@@TiredZilla DT keep in yr lane

[@voixdelaraison593]

@@TiredZilla THANK YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN: No Troops Fighting Foreign Wars Murders are at lowest level in 30yrs Stock Market Best 2yr Performance for 25yrs Best Job, Wage, & Economic Growth in 10yrs Historic Low Unemployment Highest Domestic energy production ever The Most Manufacturing Job Growth in Decades Lowest Overdose Deaths in Decades

[@robertdyke6688]

Listening to Jimmy Kimmel I found the Altadena website I donated $10 to help any person. I am Robert from Santa Maria California. God bless you.

[@PeterFriederichsen-bn9pb]

Way to go Everyone ! Shows how people will help when needed, without MTG.

[@KarenSharin]

Too much power for the wealthy ???? No effing kidding . Most of us have been living that reality for our entire lives .

[@prajnachan333]

Stating the obvious. It has been for sure. I've hated it ever since I was a kid. I could see it then.

[@ShadowAussie]

It's been that way since the beginning of, tribes, communities, societies, kingdoms. Man craves power, but only the bad men.......

[@joancooney7724]

Its going to get worse

[@jonnyfendi2003]

…and how much is Kimmel worth?? 50 million. And he acts like he works for minimum wage

[@ShadowAussie]

@@jonnyfendi2003 So who is going to counter the insanity,? Poor people with no reach to the masses? You must love Musk and co!!

[@LewisMichaels-vb7cw]

That AOL bit was a scream. You guys out funny with marvelous regularity. On another note, we had the opportunity to make America great again and BLEW IT.

[@claffert]

What's funny is that AOL still is around and still charges to provide a similar app like they used to. Though, you have to bring your own internet service, and the chat rooms aren't around anymore. Really, it's mostly an application with shortcuts to launch browser windows to AOL pages that you can get to with any normal browser for free already.

[@tonikelm4461]

Just to think we could have had a brilliant, classy woman and super vice president. Instead we have the orange menace🤬

[@SofiaMelander]

You did blew it. For the second time...

[@beLIEve77]

If you can't Make America Great Again, Make America Online Great Again

[@kathylewis2484]

@Lewismichaels-vb7cw Name a time in history when America was not great. Be specific. If you really believe that get out the way.

[@EleanorMartin-eo7jr]

Oh Jimmy, I don't think you have any idea how much you and your staff lift my spirits. First, I appreciate your updates on the LA fires, my heart goes out to all of the people who have lost so much and still try to help others. I wish all people could be like this all of the time, kind, respectful to each other and not noticing anyone's color, ethnicity or religion. It won't be a large sum, but I will make my donation to the Altadena Rotary, thank for continuing to make us aware of legitimate organizations we can contribute to. My family, friends and I will not be watching the inauguration on Monday, instead paying our respects and once again thanking Martin Luther King Jr. a man who gave everything to this country, I always wondered what our country would look like today if he hadn't been taken from us. Thank you to President Biden he has served his country well. God Bless the fire fighters, volunteers, you, your family, your staff and all of the people of California.

[@Allie8567]

Nice comment

[@narrinderdhaliwal6988]

Agree 💙 love from New Zealand

[@2312Kriss]

@@EleanorMartin-eo7jr amen🙏✝️❤️

[@Caramelized_Sausage]

Biden has served this country well😂😂 No water in the hydrants LAFD equipment failing, 50mill to sue trump rather than to rebuild from the fires, you people are a joke.

[@teryak6987]

"BAND" "TIC" - "TOK"!!!" "❤," ~ and ~ "GET A "'LIFE "🎉😅🎉"'!!!"😮 🎉😂 😊 ...

[@I_L_W_1998]

Thank you Jimmy and all for organizing help for folks. Good job!! Thanks for links to ways to contribute. xoxo

[@Lanirderosa-d7m]

January 20th: A day of mourning

[@rubenfarez573]

Let’s wear black clothes and do not watch TV….!..👮

[@jacksonfan221]

Best day in four years

[@alexalv1]

Can’t wait for sleepy joe to leave

[@dnagy2772]

Funeral for a Democracy

[@gotanycash]

That's so sad...​@@jacksonfan221

[@jenfnp]

Thank you President Biden.

[@Orson2u]

The DementiaDent unmasked.

[@SevasttanEso]

What a joke omg‼️

[@annabelle68-z2h]

You must be one of those students whose loan was forgiven.

[@imupinthetrees]

LOL This is why you will lose again in four years

[@John-c8z1d]

Thank you President Biden and Vice President Harris. Job well done for All Americans and our Allies.

[@susanallen430]

President Biden is great, it’s nice not to have to listen to him talk every day. He was working, unlike the big mouth Trump who will be in our face daily. Taking about himself.😢

[@dawnstanley1733]

Unfortunately.

[@DreDay1993]

Biden is literally the worst president ever

[@tomc5435]

@@susanallen43040 percent of his time spent on vacation. Oh he was working so hard!!

[@vcfvr]

@@tomc5435 no that's Trump's Golf schedule

[@Seek147.]

Working hahaha haha ur delusional

[@indigowolf556]

California Strong. I have lived in SoCal, NoCal and CenCal, we are thinking of all of you!🙏🙏🌴🌴

[@kga3682]

Maybe….. “throughout California “?… idk… or “from So to No through Ce”, so much cooler right? 😂😂

[@HermitOnWheels]

There is no such thing as CenCal, and it’s NorCal.

[@HermitOnWheels]

@ Lmao, right? People are funny. 🤦‍♀️ 😂

[@CRASH.CORNER]

California Strong indeed! It’s inspiring to see everyone coming together, no matter where they’re from. 🙏🌴

[@SevasttanEso]

Jimmy you’re still making fun of trump. You gotta be the biggest looser in the world. Jesus Christ! You have no shame!

[@discospiders]

NICK- sending lots of love and light to you and your family! Keep smiling. 😊

[@Annette-i1q]

We love love our pres Joe Biden

[@morbidmanmusic]

We? You. Stop thinking you speak for the world. You don't.

[@WakeUpAmerican000s]

@@morbidmanmusic - "the world" tends to love politicians who are not rap-ists and convicted f-Elons.

[@amyreynolds3619]

@morbidmanmusic , that first comment, and this one is the for you.

[@ShiniGorky187]

What do you love about him exactly? 😂

[@chenzen1578]

@@morbidmanmusic She said "we" not world. And that we includes me.

[@f.sifneri4773]

You are an angel Jimmy!!!❤

[@newprovidencepres9068]

So glad to see you supporting and highlighting the devastation in Altadena!

[@May-r6v]

Love Jimmy's funny stuff. Biden is a terrific president.

[@GLD-hopeful]

Still praying for the fires to stop! Thank you Jimmie for keeping us laughing during the horror show episodes, we will need it all the more over the next 4 years!

[@squeaky7798]

Yes!

[@morbidmanmusic]

Donate. Praying is proven to not work. Donations will help those in need.

[@raykahn455]

Praying makes it seem like they're doing something without actuaĺly doing anything​@morbidmanmusic

[@jodioster91]

@@morbidmanmusic How do you prove a negative. Don't say what. Thats gibberish, your sentance...poe

[@jodioster91]

lord jesus stop the bad man, holy spirt, empower women. Amen

[@catherinec2967]

Thank you Jimmy and crew! And thank you for your focus on Altadena. Most of the people affected in that neighborhood are regular middle class people

[@Conor-t5m]

Hello Catherine, how are you doing today?

[@barnesmultimedia2725]

The world has descended into pure madness.

[@Bakes-z4c]

It’s still pretty cool here 🇦🇺. But I’m worried for you guys

[@myth2005]

Nah, I think the USA has descended into pure madness. Only some madness here in Australia.

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

There's one nation in madness and denial of climate change, Covid, J6 and DJT's 34 felonies. Greetings from Germany

[@TurkeysAreCoolBirds]

Not sure if it is the entire world, but I feel at this point, the US , with a convicted FELON as our supposed president, is leading the way. 😢

[@StephenDouthart]

Oh you've noticed

[@catedney4165]

45 will come to CA & throw paper towels at the fires…!

[@TheDarkness1]

Umm, yeah. I prefer he not come here.

[@atlbpoworksame9469]

😂😂😂

[@FrankLucas3]

Least he won’t burn it down (cough) Gavin (cough) Newsome

[@lisarosen-p5w]

Water balloons.

[@donhello7522]

or, he will negotiate a ceasefire

[@redbarchetta8782]

Remember to fly your flags at HALF STAFF on Monday folks.

[@orchid2223]

OR up side down...its going to be a tough day, actually a tough 4 years, depressing as hell!

[@terryt.1643]

I’m packing my flag away, I won’t fly it while a dictator is in the White House, but I will dress in black as befits someone in mourning.

[@orchid2223]

@@terryt.1643 good idea...

[@robotrock.]

Trump is the man 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@joeybiros437]

dis you cry or still crying ?

[@filispirit]

TY President Biden and I would appreciate if you stop putting him down. 💙🇺🇲⚖️

[@debrapompey7299]

Thank you.I agree

[@juliehill8245]

I agree too, he was one of the best President's EVER 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@squllymcfadden6262]

​@juliehill8245 what did he do?

[@noraamburgey5463]

Agreed 👍

[@flyrobin2544]

Sitting on a pillow vs Trump wearing a diaper.

[@lararupp7112]

Thank you, Jimmy, Production, and Staff for your monologues and service to the community, especially this past week and throughout the Election. Stay safe all! Love, from AZ!

[@ShyTuna]

I hope this is satire 😂

[@falconeyes9668]

Same thing as you said from your friends in the bay area up north, we love you LA! ❤

[@freedom-t7n]

MLK is what I will be watching and wearing black!

[@annakingry9157]

Make sure this is the lowest rated inauguration in history, for the least qualified President in history.

[@StonedMickey]

The horror before us, and what do we get? On and on about a lousy pillow.

[@Bakes-z4c]

Brought to you by Mike lindell

[@galaxyglitterlatte4664]

I wish Trump's biggest flaw was that he sat on a pillow. 😢 He will never need to do so. He's got too much natural padding...😒

[@cc1k435]

They have to complain about something, and ain't nobody coming along to see anything wrong about but themselves. 🤔

[@WakeUpAmerican000s]

@@galaxyglitterlatte4664 - can you imagine what a pillow would smell like after Don Von Schitzenpants sits on it? Ugh. Sorry to spoil your lunch with this thought.

[@nataliemills6644]

Jimmy please don’t talk about Trump or the inauguration AT ALL on Monday. Ignoring the narcissist is the best weapon.

[@TracyAdams-ry2fc]

Yeah, I would rather here about Martin Luther King

[@terrirojas]

Yes

[@terrirojas]

Not just Monday. Ever. In general.

[@vuyoseloane3273]

Impossible. This is showbiz and a Trump inauguration spells high ratings. I freaking abhor Trump, but he's a ratings machine.

[@Toadvine7]

I mean, that may work in your personal life bit he's about to become the leader of the free world. His decisions effect us all kinda hard to actually ignore

[@jerimihalevic3181]

Thank you for your service President Biden...you accomplished many good things during your term....Job well done Sir 👏

[@rosalainz2165]

We always love you MR.Biden

[@debrapompey7299]

How pathetic that Americans have given him this low of an approval rating.Shame on us after all he’s done

[@dorothymasombwe4788]

Can you imagine? Who do they poll?

[@FrankLucas3]

You can’t be serious 😂

[@JasonKnight-007]

How dare you

[@musicinggp]

No. SHAME ON THEM, THE IGNORANT CULT FOLLOWERS. They have no clue that the price of eggs ain't going down.

[@AAZEDLARC]

President Joseph Biden is going to be remembered as one of the most effective Presidents in history. The lack of appreciation for his decades-long service to the country, the tragedies of his personal life, and his literal emergence from retirement to counter the Charlottesville uprising echo the diminution of President Carter's presidency (with a side of extreme ageism, of course.) Bless President Biden, a true American hero xo

[@emeraldhills777]

Thank you for your humor Jimmy, cutting through all of the misinformation and bringing us laughter and smiles in these trying times! We appreciate you!!

[@heidih.2465]

💯

[@2312Kriss]

@@emeraldhills777 Yes. We do appreciate you as we have Don Juan the Con as our USA president elect. These are hard times lol we really need the laughs! Keep them coming Jim😂😂😂

[@2312Kriss]

@@emeraldhills777 making us laugh at good old Don Juan the Con and the list goes on😂😂

[@MichaelJacques]

In a few short days... who will they blame then? I'm glad Jimmy has the balls to keep throwing it in the face of the orange devil.

[@vickihiggins1580]

The tech billionaires should donate to those in need in California instead of the loser Inauguration.

[@tjCAUk]

imagine being a multi-billionaire + still be so insecure as to need felon trump?

[@LasCrucesBodycam]

Maybe you should work harder and stop being lazy then you can make a billion dollars and give it to bunch of stupid people

[@meganann3876]

I don’t even think Trump donated his funds raised from his Go Fund Me for hurricane relief.

[@darrenshine6028]

He’s hardly the a loser when it’s his inauguration, you liberals love changing the names on things. Now winners are losers 🤣

[@pychang21]

@@LasCrucesBodycam Talking about yourself again

[@4BluDolphins]

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel and crew…You are outstanding in my world…❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️

[@2312Kriss]

We love you Jimmy!! Laughter is the best medicine! Thank you for making us smile.😊

[@annakingry9157]

Voting all Repubs OUT up and down the ballot is the best medicine for democracy.

[@braddavid9173]

he sucks

[@tolgagokcek1567]

Orange Palpatine is insane in the membrane.

[@SecureMedal68]

Lmao you come up with that on your own?😂

[@sleeks9939]

Joe Biden sits on a pillow while TRUMP WEARS A DIAPER 😂😂😂

[@jollyjoker888]

Preside-Ents (sic) of a Feather ???!!! 🪶🪶

[@annakingry9157]

He carries his own pillow!

[@jollyjoker888]

@@sleeks9939 Faux News is SO LAME !!!

[@discospiders]

I hope everyone keeps bringing donations because they will be needed for MONTHS! Let’s not forget in a week or 2!

[@Allie8567]

I just donated again today …. Food !

[@cheongjames]

Amen 🎉Make America Godly and Great Again for God and Country 🎉😊

[@SueAnderson-qb4wu]

Three losers helping Hollywood.

[@MrMarkS-lg7yk]

Jimmy is the best! :>)

[@jakelong2137]

You mean the worst*

[@ErikFlores-mo3fs]

@@jakelong2137he’s should be in Canada 🇨🇦

[@jimmymurillo1275]

Thanx🎉

[@ErikFlores-mo3fs]

@@jimmymurillo1275 I see well jimmy it’s seems that you are leaving for Canada 🇨🇦 on Monday right

[@alexandradaniele]

​​​@@jakelong2137And here you are because you LOVE Jimmy.

[@Opus313]

Donnie has as much chance of picking a decent cabinet as you do of picking the winning lottery numbers...

[@lyndaweister9984]

@Opus313~EXACTLY🎯💯% CORRECT!! My Chance of Getting Struck by Lightning⚡️⚡️is Higher than "Picking the Winning Lottery Ticket " LOL🤣💰🤣

[@sybilmoler2059]

❤You are awesome Jimmy K😊🤗

[@Junier-Hussein]

Jimmy ❤ Much love

[@enuff-user]

President Biden was a wonderful leader for ALL of US!! He and his statesmanship abilities will be sorely missed!! 🙏💙

[@drina4706]

👏👏👏

[@wifeoftim]

Um okay.😴

[@ShyTuna]

Said no one😂

[@medde655]

​@@wifeoftim What's trump gonna do for you?

[@stephanieolds7608]

I second that! 😢

[@ZirvmoFringe]

California is showing the world the best of America. Trump is showing the world the worst. Hang in there L.A. You will get through this. 🇨🇦

[@terryt.1643]

Thank you to Canada for pitching in to help us Californians. 🥰

[@Locknies-qt6zu]

Hilarious how FOX makes fun of someone for sitting on a pillow when their own guy uses a diaper.

[@AllMagasGoToGitmo]

Remember when he farted in front of Shinzo Abe?

[@terrywagner1858]

Whoa that's a GOTCHA!

[@ωις-λ3π]

They can't deny it either. They owned it with the "real men wear diapers" nonsense.

[@ArKritz84]

It's called coping by projecting.

[@Nopoliticalsolution]

"Nobody soils their diaper more than me. That I can tell you."

[@krisroche8163]

Go Biden go, do everything you can, tyvm

[@styles9956]

It’s not very much😊

[@deadtoadsoup]

@@styles9956 your education level...

[@SusanSellars-f3e]

We will miss President Biden!!

[@stop_lying_to_me]

For more than seventy years, Democratic-led states provide more in federal tax contributions than they receive in federal spending, while Republican-led states receive more federal spending than they contribute in taxes. Republican-led state budgets have an average dependency of 34.7% on federal dollars. Republican-led states receive 20% to 40% more in federal spending than they contribute.

[@lv6506]

Yep.

[@texasrefugee7888]

I know It cracks me up when maga people say California is going broke. Oh well I guess that means you're not going to get your food stamps over there in Arkansas or Texas or any of the red states that depend on California

[@Bakes-z4c]

So the GOP is just one big, long running scam? I’m thinking the same thing

[@AAA-0]

Red states are mostly “Right to work for less states”.

[@orbitorsteve3742]

But but but but but, yeah.

[@MrJdsenior]

Every time a disaster like this happens, both the aholes and the really good people come out of the woodwork, one to hinder, the rest to help. Stay strong, folks, it will get rebuilt.

[@Bakes-z4c]

Ain’t that the truth!

[@rzwitdauncut]

Tragedy seems like the only thing that brings people together. Very unfortunate. Any other day those guys would be yelling at each other. that place is separated by class and money. Seems to be a even playing field now.

[@harveysmidlap]

It will be interesting to observe whether comedians will continue to have free speech in the near future.

[@MK-mt4kn]

50% of the houses gone… That IS devastating. You’re doing good work.

[@frankG335]

50% of the houses in L.A. are NOT GONE. DISINFORMATION AGAIN.

[@stephaniecarlson6689]

Caring thoughts to you all & to your Firefighters, Medical & Police, that are fighting; against those Deadly FIRES! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ I am so very sorry 😢. New South Wales, Australia.😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@territerrific7844]

We are especially thankful to Mexico, Canada, Japan and our National Guard

[@CRASH.CORNER]

Your message from Australia is so heartfelt! The global support means so much during tough times. ❤🌏

[@stephaniecarlson6689]

@@CRASH.CORNER xo 😘❤️

[@chrisg8794]

Thank you, it was devastating seeing Australia fighting such a brutal fire as well. We need each other. Canada has been a Godsend..helping us with speed and amazing equipment and virtuous integrity.

[@jeaniebop]

I thought President Biden’s speech was spot on and beautifully poignant when he spoke about the Statue of Liberty! Perfect!! 💙💙

[@dawngerken6613]

Boycott the inauguration. Watch something else. Make it the least watched inauguration in history.

[@LauraHenderson-wx6xy]

I agree. But you know those jerks will lie about viewership anyway. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@woodbutcher9173]

Good days ahead

[@Antiorganizer]

@@woodbutcher9173 Huh? Noway!

[@billmadison9010]

Get with the program

[@lisarosen-p5w]

Reas a book, watch a movie, go for a walk, bake, woodwork, organize a closet ANYTHING EXCEPT WATCHING THAT.

[@DystopianUtopia8]

It's an oligarchy, not a democracy.

[@paulsmith8510]

So clever...🙄

[@askintoomuch9959]

Joe's oligarchy 😂

[@WakeUpAmerican000s]

DonOLD needs President Musk as a mentor and a go-between with his boss, Putin. Somebody has to tell Farty-Seven what to do.

[@RobRochon]

As Biden awards George Soros the Congressional Medal of Honor as one of his final acts in office!!! haha...you idiots are delusional.

[@tammyfitzgerald5336]

Buckle up White House a circus for 4 years 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tposeinify]

What’s hilarious is that Sylvester doesn’t even live in California anymore 😂😂😂 but I also wont be watching his reality show! Consequences for bad choices 😏

[@citizen_morgan7444]

I love 💙 the city of Los Angeles of the GREAT State of California. We shall rebuild STRONGER because that's who we are: BUILDERS of economies, friendships, unions, and of our fellow mankind.

[@angelabennett8245]

Does that include your billionaires like Mel Gibson? Why aren't they helping?

[@citizen_morgan7444]

@angelabennett8245 _ and him having MONEY has what 2 do with u??? 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bakes-z4c]

@@angelabennett8245 Mel has been out in the sun too long

[@mickeyduke5560]

They are helping the people and the Pali!!​@@angelabennett8245

[@mickeyduke5560]

Can't be everywhere at the same time. But that is how the fires started isn't it?! Very orchestrated!!? I still say the loot gang started them all!!!

[@candidaprout560]

I am Younger and I seat in a pillow. Respect President Mr Biden 👏👏👏💙

[@lynnmcnamara2342]

Trump will never need a pillow, when slim and elderly you feel your bones. There is no natural cushion when you sit down. Much like with your feet you feel the bones, especially if you walk without footwear in the house, you soon put your slippers back on. Flesh, muscle and Collagen has gone, it’s the glue, it keeps everything supported. Your skin becomes thin, it really is skin on bone. You would be hard pushed to feel a bone on Trump he is overweight! I excuse Jimmy he is a comedian, but he will be aware why JB finds sitting on a cushion helpful. Thinking way way back on a personal level, I lost a lot of weight, really very thin for a short time, anyway, I found it too painful sitting in the bath, it really hurt my bones. Until my weight picked up I could not do it.

[@user-pq5vx6ng3b]

Faux News really has nothing important to say. The most important new the past week was that Michelle wasn't attending the inauguration. Maybe they have moved on.

[@montamiddleton9318]

In certain chairs I do too. I'm short and was not blessed with an ample backside.

[@thaliahall4599]

Yep, a lot of us use a seat pillow or cushion. Fox idiots joking while they probably have seat cushions & pillows at their desks, in their cars etc. 😆😂

[@LA-o4x]

That's just plain weird.

[@pameladuke9068]

Let the man retire in peace

[@shereeanderson3071]

It was also a final goodbye to democracy and humanity.

[@ShiniGorky187]

😂 Try researching for once

[@TiredZilla]

Trump isn't going to be a dictator. Believe it or not he was the 45th president

[@GoKeepGoing]

Judge Juan Merchan had the opportunity to deliver true justice - justice that should apply to everyone equally, no matter their wealth, power, or influence. Instead, he chose to create an exception, granting Donald Trump a path to escape accountability. By doing so, Judge Merchan fell into Trump’s calculated trap: a bid for the presidency designed to shield him from the consequences of his actions. For decades, we have been told that no one is above the law. Yet Judge Merchan’s decision sent a chilling message - that in America, if you have enough money and political clout, you can rise above the law, above any judge, above any nation, and even above the crimes you’ve committed. This is not justice. This is a betrayal of every principle that our democracy was built upon. Judge Merchan may have feared opposition or unrest, but in choosing inaction, he empowered Donald Trump to imprison the very soul of this nation. By allowing Trump to walk free, he handed power back to a man whose abuses, corruption, and lies have already fractured the country and will now cause immeasurable harm to millions. In doing so, he prioritized avoiding a short-term backlash over protecting America from long-term devastation. Justice does not and must not make exceptions for the powerful. Yet Judge Merchan’s choice has stripped freedom from America and handed it to a man who views power as a weapon. This was not just a failure of courage - it was a failure to uphold the very system that ensures equality and accountability under the law. But it is not too late. Today is January 17th, and there are still three days left for the remaining powers in this nation to act. Those with the authority to stop a corrupt individual from seizing the highest office must rise to the moment. Judge Merchan’s failure cannot be the final word. It is now up to the other branches of government, to those who value democracy and justice, to do what Judge Merchan would not. This is a critical moment in history. Let us not stand by and watch as a man who betrayed America is allowed to lead it once again. Act now - for justice, for democracy, and for the future of this nation.

[@MrNncon]

China helped with ticktock. They want Trump in

[@Hezekiah1]

I vote that it’s not. There were even.. democracy still here. Maybe he’s putting a goodbye to the, destroy Mosul type of democracy. 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@AdrianguyGaming]

Unlike his predecessor/successor, Biden was an amazing president.

[@BeltedTexas]

Sure thing bud. Multiple wars, record high illegal immigration, literally everything going up in price by 20% or more. Nice

[@jacksonfan221]

What world do you live in?

[@billmadison9010]

Bots

[@annakingry9157]

The media decides who will be President. They've gotten that wrong again. Boycott all MSM.

[@LA-o4x]

He was a disaster. You people are delusional lol

[@djack915]

From NYC love and $$ for the great state of California 💪💙🇺🇸🗽

[@XopheAdethri]

Since I was a teenager, if the chair was uncomfortable I'd sit on a light pillow. It's just being conscious of your own comfort.

[@slothachunk]

Every oligarch in the past has failed, and many were ended very unpeacefully. These American oligarchs should be very afraid.

[@peaceout6285]

Let's hope that, in this case, history repeats itself. 🤞🤞🤞

[@Xylophone8]

Absolutely.. Watch “6 Underground “ that’s how the trump siege should end!

[@GnosticAtheist]

Thats not technically true. Many oligarchic systems has lasted for entire sets of generations back before the existence of America. In fact, oligarchy was the modern rage for hundreds, if not thousands of years pre-democracy. Mayhaps not very wise to step back all the way to ancient systems, but you did say "the past", and well, thousands of years ago is indeed the past.

[@JasonKnight-007]

How dare you

[@gingersnappedtv]

Yeah blackrock

[@ryanaqua]

Jimmy on fire 🔥

[@stephaniebarrett6921]

please quit putting Biden down. He was a skilled diplomat with a stuttering problem. He deserves a lot more credit than he has been given.

[@drina4706]

👏👏👏

[@nancymcmonarch]

I appreciate President Biden's decades of service to our country. But if ONLY he hadn't decided to run for a second term! And to be fair, much blame for that goes to the DNC Poobahs, who should have taken him aside in 2023 and had The Talk. They ought to be ashamed for letting him anywhere near that debate stage.

[@Ora-ew3cp]

So much more!

[@noraamburgey5463]

So true 👍

[@timm5362]

​@paulthrossell2687 please. Explain the Ukraine war to us. 😂

[@rosemarycastronuovo6056]

Thank You Jimmy and your crew for all you do 🙏🏼💜🙏🏽

[@AlphonsoBrown-pw4mo]

Always great respect for firefighters

[@ILikeDemocracy7]

Yes!

[@honeybunch5765]

I'm disgusted with the Republican politicians not wanting to help Calafornia. No compassion, no empathy. Elon can easily donate at least a billion, but they would rather rub salt in the wounds. Sending love from South Africa. ❤❤❤

[@sheilaf1946]

Elon was more interested in giving money to help elect Trump. These are NOT humanitarian people. We have dark times to go through coming our way. 😢

[@M.Arbogast]

Stop begging for other people’s money

[@johnwattdotca]

@@M.Arbogast Why are you talking about begging? Is that your style?

[@ricks7093]

You should be cussing state government! Canada sent multiple trucks to help. The state of California, quarantined them. While they waited to be emissions inspected! While people are losing everything including life! That's your local democrats amd Gavin not Republicans!!!!

[@johnwattdotca]

@@ricks7093 I'm happy to see you know who the politicians are who got elected in California. Canada also sent water bombers, but some crazy American hit one with a drone and took it out of action. Don't worry, by the time the next four years are over you'll be voting Democrat.

[@Alexis2i]

Prayers for you, your family, and friends. Praying for all of California.

[@SAMWALKER-p6l]

It's up to Kimmel and Colbert to keep this country afloat. We will need them more than ever for the next four years. OMG!

[@nancychandler367]

Yes, Yes Kimmel and Colbert are top notch 👍

[@myleg7223]

Their viewerships are dying lol

[@gr8ful191]

1:41 .😂😂 love you Jimmy ty For the truth n laughter...praying for California 🗽🫶🏾✌🏾🙏🏾💧🚒..

[@DonnaCsuti-ji2dd]

Excellent speach by Biden

[@julesnagbunga1204]

Speech?

[@Malcolmpup]

@@julesnagbunga1204 Yes, do you need a dictionary?

[@iyeetsecurity922]

Too little, far too late. PS- Learn to spell.

[@leedsunitedoldschool2837]

The noise thst is DT is just exhausting. 4 years, doh... But he needs it to breathe .....noise thst is....... Thank you, MR Joe Biden 🤍 For 4 years of common sense.. A Great Leader with good values.

[@Linusrox123]

I cannot sit without a pillow. am 64 and have excuciating lower back pain yet work full time, like Biden. I am sure we will hear from MAGA why this is another thing that makes him unqualified. Just crazy that the common signs of aging like taking 10 seconds to pick the right word when it used to be instantaneous is seen as something relevant to someone operating a presidency. Better than coming up instantly with the absolute wrong words. Oy God help us.

[@morbidmanmusic]

... welcome to 64. It gets worse..

[@markstevenson6635]

Fox News thinks you're weak. They can kiss your pillow.

[@jollyjoker888]

Wait til you're 73.666 !!

[@dogeared100]

Same

[@magikarp653]

Ever heard of retirement?

[@barbiec4312]

EVERYBODY turn your TV to ANY other channel on Monday but the inauguration. Nielsen ratings can’t count your TV if it is off. Watch cartoons or something…Let’s let them count how many are not watching.

[@jcoopes5604]

Me tv has a channel of just cartoons! Classic cartoons from the 80’s, like what used to be on Saturday mornings! That’s what I’m tuning into!

[@jackieblue4128]

ABSOLUTELY IM NOT WATCHING 🙈

[@debbieday52]

No tv at all for me

[@Allie8567]

My tv will be OFF

[@lilaclizard4504]

Are you suggesting off is a problem somehow? How would that work? They count the number of viewers of a program, off = not viewing it/not counted/no ratings from it

[@shirleyameen8083]

Good luck America!🇺🇸

[@Conor-t5m]

Hello Shirley, how are you?

[@LiliTruli]

It could have been worse. Trump could have picked Hulk Hogan, Kid Rock and Randy Quade.

[@katalac]

Don't forget Chachi

[@filispirit]

Not so fast🤣

[@annakingry9157]

Looks about the same as that. The only difference is Trump insists on good-looking people as a primary qualification.