Trump’s South Carolina Rally; Travel Ban Upheld: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at one of Donald Trump's weirdest rallies yet and his efforts to strip away the constitutional rights of immigrants.
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[@efrenledezma8536]

But seriously as a hispanic man born and living in Texas, stripping the right to due process if a police officer thinks you're an illegal immigrant when you accidently left your wallet at home terrifies me.

[@SandraNelson063]

Silver Ion You and everyone like you has good reason to be terrified. I'm up here in Canada, feeling dreadful rage over what's going on. Apparently, in America, being "brown" is illegal. Trump makes it alright for the white nationalists and fascists to come out and play. Encourage your friends and family to vote. Find the best candidate in your area willing to fight the GOP. Support them. Canada is praying for you.

[@efrenledezma8536]

We vote but here in Texas there's a large hispanic community who strongly align themselves with the Republicans and Trump because they believe those in power won't use the power they give them against them.

[@sirdrakey]

Remember when that was just a plot line to a funny Cheech Martin movie that nobody would take seriously

[@gn0015]

Keep it in your underwear. If you wear one.

[@aritenenbaum391]

I never even thought of that. Jeez. I'm sorry that's your experience at this time. As my fellow Canadian Sandra Nelson said, please vote.

[@ExImperialDragon]

There's no excuse for not voting in 2018 and 2020. Vote in your local elections, vote in the midterms, vote in the general. It's your inalienable right to vote- use it. Before they rip it away from your apathetic hands.

[@tammytruthout8465]

ExImperialDragon true

[@readyzeus]

ExImperialDragon and I'll be voting for Trump lmao

[@StoutShako]

ExImperialDragon If I could upvote this a thousand times, I would.

[@gaiusoctavius6107]

@@tammytruthout8465 and we did

[@Volvican]

Who goes to these rallies and leaves thinking, “Yeah, that was impressive.”? He doesn’t finish half of his sentences. He hops throughout his mind with no pattern or line other than his own aggrandisement.

[@covfefe1787]

dont you realize that they cherry picked his comments go to a actual rally he is actually a person unlike Obama who behaved like a reptilian robot had no character probably cant hold a conversation in real life without getting high

[@MrRedHotChiliMan]

Covfefe sure they edited it, that doesn’t change the fact that you’re a dumbass for supporting the lying orange buffoon.

[@wohlhabendermanager]

@@covfefe1787 Punctuation. So important. You write like Trump speaks. No coherent thought whatsoever.

[@reneleggs]

The good 'ol Tallahassee Trail...Much tougher and longer than anyone ever knew....LOL

[@margorgogo]

LOL! He is an absolute MORON. The problem is, MOST of his supporters are too stupid to know that he Constantly Misquotes HISTORY. #StopTheMadness #VoteThemOut

[@peterbrandt7911]

Really? He didn't use a teleprompter? I was starting to wonder, who might write such an unbelievable crap. Why are these folks cheering?

[@MelodyOfTheDead]

Peter Brandt IKR?! I can actually imagine the conversation.. "Sir, here is your speech for tonight" Trump: got it! *goes out and babbles complete nonsense * WTF!

[@Vamirez]

They would cheer if he shat himself and threw his poop at them. And that is actually a big problem...

[@peterbrandt7911]

FrozenHeavens, true. I wasn't serious and would also have never expected, that anybody would write speeches like that. Mean, offensive, whatever, maybe, but not that senseless.

[@insidejah9293]

Peter Brandt - It is not well known but there is a large percentage of our current population that revels in hero Worship.

[@sprybug]

Ben, yeah I know. Look at the top grossing movies. I am so sick of super hero and Star Wars movies. I really fucking am.

[@jcarterla]

I have come to question the nature of my reality.

[@ASTROPLANET13]

(In Anthony Hopkins voice) *BEEENAAARRRRRHHHHHHD*

[@insidejah9293]

Miss Kitty Fantastico - Congratulations welcome to the real word Neo.

[@noreasontobesuspicious6103]

I feel like we're living in a shitty alternate reality.

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

Someone needs to say to Trump: “Freeze all motor functions! Especially your stupid fucking mouth.”

[@couragekarnga8735]

I think we're all questioning our sanity at this point.

[@theresadehnert2251]

You have a hell of a nerve raising hell with your messages of hate about immigrants when your own paternal GRANDFATHER emigrated here himself from Germany.

[@Michael-ys2xi]

Immigrated legally, big difference

[@LordKnightcon]

Trump's grandfather was also deported from Bavaria.

[@faithrada]

Donald Drumpf

[@bluetitan763]

Michael Sanford

[@cameronsipka3352]

Michael Sanford asylum seekers are being arrested and separated from their kids. theyre coming here legally.

[@PatriciaGonzalez-dw2be]

Yes please, take all the super elites to space with you! 😂

[@PapaTaurean]

Grandpa's off his meds again... 😐

[@lillallelillalle]

Papa Taurean no I think grandpa needs to lay off his nose candy and 80s businessman “vitamins”

[@doctorthirteen5727]

lillallelillalle 100% certain he takes something to get himself ready for these pity-fests.

[@lillallelillalle]

The Thirteenth Doctor i agree with you 100 percent. He seems coked out a lot of the time. Yes these pity party / sad ego masterbation fests are quite pathetic!!

[@sharonspaghetti815]

Papa Taurean Thankyou....made me laugh out loud!

[@pranays]

Sniff Sniff 🎱

[@Itcouldbebunnies]

Yes, Donald, you really should visit us soon. 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱The Hague is beautiful this time of year....Our court is bigly tremendous and we have the best judges, believe me!😉

[@ms.q7445]

Eva Luna YES

[@sdgdhpmbp]

I call jury duty!

[@Dr.Dartix]

But he has billions of dollars and the best lawyers.

[@TinthiaClemant]

If this wasn't so frightening, I'd laugh. Things are getting worse.

[@bellas.9253]

Yeah, ditto. It's getting harder to laugh at him, now that he's stealing thousands of people's babies/children and all and taking away their constitutional rights to due process and calling them animals and vermin and all.

[@maddog8621]

You’re so right. And extremely attractive!

[@phoenixgate007]

I am so grateful to Seth and his team for their dedication and courage in speaking out against Trump. Because honestly, it gets scarier every day.

[@cjawesome9386]

canaryinacoalmine you’re not the only one

[@stronway]

Courage?

[@brandonr3072]

Come on now. Trump is comedy gold

[@ItRemindMeOfHome]

@@brandonr3072, you know comedians *hate* when people say that, right? Because he's not, especially not when he does something truly appalling, like putting children in cages or defending sexual assaulters.

[@brandonr3072]

@@ItRemindMeOfHome no he still is. Especially considering that's exactly how you'd expect him to act. It doesn't actually have any shock value

[@tysonkauth7232]

Checking in from Canada......... is everything ok down there? I'm completely confused by every story that emerges down there.

[@ashleydavis2534]

Tyson Kauth send help.

[@hoayaweemaru9162]

Tunneling your way now.....

[@komalahayes1535]

Tyson Kauth Can you ask your leader to be our foster parent until we get this Cheetolini out? ... Just asking for a country...😏

[@tysonkauth7232]

I'd send the Mounties for you, but the orange guy would probably put a tariff on them lol. I think Mr.Trudeau is mighty tired of dealing with him already. Best of luck down there. Get out and vote!

[@peterrawai4062]

It's more confusing in the front row section; fortunately, I'm sitting in the seats behind the theater, several blocks away, half away around the world

[@aonduine7473]

Fascism draped in the American flag and a good percentage of my fellow countrymen are too ignorant or hateful to see it, it's rather pathetic honestly.

[@ColieBear18]

Ѳbj3ctl3ss Ħatr3d yup. We need to take it seriously and vote. Midterms, local, and presidential elections.

[@aaronswink2100]

The thing is, they see it, and like it.

[@blablablair1]

*draped in the flag, strapped with an AK, and weilding a cross.

[@TheBiostacle]

🤦‍♂️ “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me, Fool me 25 time, I’m a trump supporter.”

[@jamessmithe5490]

That's very good.

[@marctouss1862]

25 is low... they'lll gladly be fooled 1k times...

[@jaym9846]

> Fool me twice, shame on me "like your doctor, keep your doctor"

[@jaym9846]

> Obama ... no one fucking cares Here is another whopper from Obama: '90 percent of the budget deficit is due to George W. Bush’s policies'

[@daviddelaney2407]

So you're doubling down on the "Hey look over there, it's Obama's presidency! IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR YOU!!", are you? That's nice dear. STILL not relevant to all the crap this administration, the one IN POWER NOW, is pulling. --Dave, Hillary LOST. Obama HAD eight years. Get OVER them.

[@mariespitznagel6229]

And they still love and support him. I am german and I saw this in history class...

[@tracer740]

Marie Spitznagel- 'Algorithm' ... Trump- "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay?"

[@JC-ev2ns]

It’s been TWO YEARS! And he’s still bragging about the only successful thing he has done in the past two years

[@kx2125]

J C -I think it's the only "successful" thing he's ever done his entire life

[@jbg6550]

He still lost the popular vote.

[@GreenDragon11]

J C; He keeps bringing it up because he knows he didn't win the election, it was given to him, big difference. He wasn't successful, only the people who want our country to fail did or so they think so, for now!

[@kx2125]

Julie Glotzbach -that's why I put successful in quotations

[@Chas-OTE]

Julie Glotzbach Even when he's winning, he'd already lost...

[@sarabeth9877]

PLEASE vote in November

[@walkingblueraven4088]

Sara Beth ... My favorite comment!

[@tailopez3286]

Sara Beth for Republicans

[@Toxodos]

he said he wasn't gonna accept the results last time, if they weren't in his favour... now he's commander in chief We're all gonna die.

[@eugeneaxe]

Voted today, will vote in Nov.

[@imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976]

Not for Trump though. I'd rather vote for a rock.

[@EBoredGuy]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the people that have to sit through and edit the torrents of bullshit that are trump rallies, just so everyone else can have a good laugh?

[@lafemmerowena]

OMG I can't imagine....

[@Stash_box]

Seth has almost twice as many subscribers as Faux news..that makes me smile

[@bellas.9253]

Faux "news" is classified by the FCC as "entertainment" unlike all the other real news outfits like MSNBC, CNN, ABC news, etc. It's truly disturbing that they can even call themselves "news" and fool all the numbskulls who watch them into thinking they're something other than a propaganda machine.

[@BertisAU]

You're delusional. All the mainstream news channels (including Fox) are heavily biased. Things aren't as black and white as you want them to be.

[@michaelweaver2627]

Bertis Yes they all have a bias but unfortunately FOX is different. It was created to be the propaganda arm of the right wing. It has been enormously successful at selling that propaganda to it's target audience.and has done great harm to our country.

[@bellas.9253]

Again, Bertis, Faux is the only news channel that is actually fake and classified as "entertainment" by the FCC. They can't be sued for lying because of this (which is why they're classified as entertainment otherwise they'd get sued non-stop for all the lies they report as if they were true). They were sued in court for lies years ago and labelled themselves as entertainment in their defense. Every other news channel like CNN, MSNBC, ABC news, etc. is classified by the FCC as news and thus have to uphold journalistic standards like being truthful, not being able to give money to candidates then host them on their show (which Hannity does), etc. The irony is that the fake news channel (Faux) calls the REAL news channels fake (!). We also now have a fake president calling the real news fake and the fake news real! Strange times indeed!

[@AnexoRialto]

Keep in mind that many or most of Fox news viewers are retired and don't understand much about computers. The median age of a Fox viewer is 68. They like Trump because he promises to take them all back to an imagined past glory time.

[@billythedead7127]

Yet again thank you Seth for making this to make us laugh in these dark days

[@BartHarleyJarv1s]

That Twin Peaks joke was PERFECT and the audience just didn't care. Some poor writer deserves a beer for that.

[@leob6534]

I'm sure that Stump's audience just didn't get it.

[@UniqueLove32]

Is it my phone or is his face more orange than usual?

[@dtschuor459]

Unique Love He looks sun burned...on top of his orange spray tan

[@UniqueLove32]

D Tschuor 🤣🤣🤣

[@lauriemtz8616]

Unique Love lol! That's what I thought too. It's his Starburst throwing, puke inducing block headed self. Or our phones might blow up when he's on.

[@bellas.9253]

He's slowly turning oranger and oranger as well as more and more unhinged. When will he burst?

[@eaglepass3370]

Shame on your making fun of the greatest President America has ever had Count your blessings

[@ouareaugirl]

How can you listen to him ramble and think that's coherent? Not even about whether it's sound logic or not, but just simply coherence?

[@SOMEGUY7893]

Because he uses emotive language and repetition and always framing whatever he's saying to be about him and "overcoming" people who are against him to get people emotional.

[@MelodyOfTheDead]

I still can't believe this is real life :/

[@rcomyns4664]

FrozenHeavens ..like a depressing play with really bad actors and no end.

[@gilesholtby1702]

I pity the poor writers who had to watch the whole rally.

[@DennisMoore664]

Probably made the interns do it.

[@margaretbonassar709]

I feel bad for whomever had to watch the rally

[@thehypnotoad3869]

Giles Holtby , I can't do it anymore. I catch the highlights unless I need to research the speech for debating reasons.

[@raysun6617]

I thought he said that he was not reading the teleprompter!

[@bikingviking2743]

Giles Holtby they're the real mvps

[@AZDIAMONDTWIN1]

Every time Trump speaks, it's like listening to someone with 14 symptoms of DEMENTIA and he lives in the TWILIGHT ZONE.

[@cdevil9488]

That's an insult to the Twilight Zone.

[@WilliamRWarrenJr]

*UNFAIR* to the Twilight Zone! ALSO not Outer Limits. hmmm ... "Tales From The Crypt" is even too smart ... How about a mashup of "Dr. Strangelove" and "Gilligan's Island"? (Replace the Skipper every other week.)

[@gregorybuell8637]

He is in the twilight zone and his family are not his they're alien hybrids

[@bobmiller3627]

Never. Vote. Republican.

[@studiosandi]

What are the criteria to have someone committed to the funny farm?

[@zoemartin3049]

Olympics, nukes, mosquitoes, face lifts? Not using the teleprompter you say?

[@stephd479]

Seth is just on fire here. Perfect. Made me laugh despite the despair.

[@trnharris]

'What other country has judges' 😂😂😂

[@RationalThinker1859]

I've thought for a long while now that things are getting weird, but it's recently become unbelievably surreal. Trump has become like some grotesque Batman villain caricature, straight out of Gotham asylum and onto our TV screens. He's got it all - the narcissism, the paranoia, the enormous chip on his shoulder, the lies, the deception, the fragile super-ego, the thin skin. We need Commissioner Gordon...

[@komalahayes1535]

RationalThinker1859 ...the bass one from Gotham...😏

[@RationalThinker1859]

Did I mention the orange face, the odd hair, the odd taste in suit and tie, the odd walk, the odd family, the odd etc etc

[@idasmart9924]

RationalThinker1859 Congress could stop him . Sad !!!

[@Herehear49]

It sure looks like he is working in the service of Putin and Russia.

[@TheCursereaper]

You've got the qualifying attributes down, but dude wouldn't last two seconds against Batman. Hell, fuggin' Condiment King could take Trump in a fight.

[@smithmcsmith9218]

He's so uncontrolled and unhinged. It's really shocking and upsetting. America is so screwed. Cheers from Canada!

[@bonniemessner4023]

Ladi Smith can we immigrate to Canada?

[@Crumponalog]

I think you guys might be the true leaders of the free world now. The US has given up the chair.

[@wc4381]

What's funny is that Trudeau and Canada will be seen as the only truthful and dependable trading partners to the rest of the world than America will ever be

[@drunkenmasterii3250]

Bonnie Messner Just walk in and apply for refugee, we'll give you a place to live and social welfare.

[@margorgogo]

It is so frightening. This man is a major moron.

[@paulrenfrew2837]

At least Steve Bannon could blow his own trumpet !.

[@alexv3357]

Trump sounded actually a little bit drunk, and I might have thought him so had I not known that he doesn't drink

[@bellas.9253]

He's definitely coked up. Remember when he kept sniffing during the debates? He's on something for sure.

[@Alinasjc1]

OMG.... My cat makes more sense when he speaks!

[@pablocruise678]

AliM KEEEEEEEYYY...

[@melaniesonier]

Insanity brings followers 😥

[@jimsvideos7201]

Well then for the love of your choice of deities put him up there instead.

[@mikesadler3554]

AliM your cat speaks you should get help

[@lillallelillalle]

I’d vote for your kitty over trump anyday!

[@manofnam]

Huh, playing trumps voice backwards makes about as much sense as trump talking forward.

[@Christophe.C]

Don't do drugs kids!

[@jaym9846]

Or like Bill, don't inhale.

[@paulrenfrew2837]

“ We’re gonna win in space !!”. Donald, there’s no one there !!

[@faithrada]

Paul Renfrew. Someone should send a rocket to the SPACE between his ears. Just to see if any thing is there.

[@jemenesk]

Don't fight it, encourage it. If they win space maybe him, his administration and his supporters go out to space and leave us alone

[@Gethsemanes]

Id be happy if he fucked off into space and took his followers with him. Leave the rest of us to get on with sorting out our beautiful planet

[@dj32323]

Trillions of dollars worth of satelites that assist all militaries. Spaceforce isn't actually a bad idea

[@paulrenfrew2837]

Dion Johnson , Trillions of dollars ? Are you fucking insane ?. You can’t even provide health care for your own people !. Clown !.

[@DSCKansas]

Sooooooo....the crowd sat through all of that craziness just to chant build that wall?

[@ZgermanGuy.]

M.L. Rayton the Madness has reached critical mass

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

His ego cannot get any bigger as it is. Such a narcissist

[@4daughterscreations]

傭兵Cloud do not tempt the universe like that

[@steveclapper5424]

I don't know, it could collapse in on it self and create a black hole.

[@mriddley]

steve clapper as long as we get an end to the trump administration I'd welcome the sweet black abyss I'd welcome it with open arms

[@Greendalewitch]

mriddley By the current state of America im actually scared he wikl get re elected in 2020. My heart cant take 4 more years of this. And I dont even live in America.

[@IR0YsMyIB0Y]

It can, and will get bigger. When your winning that much how could it not?

[@CubsFan2023]

"The Tallahassee Trail." That slapping sound everyone heard was the entire country facepalming.

[@allnargles]

Register Help others register Vote Never take Democracy for granted ever ever again

[@MereImitation]

I no longer laugh at his ramblings. It’s all just cringe now.

[@Billiemarie1000]

A lot of those people behind Trump do not look so amused... This is not like his past rallys... Look closely, its like he has a laugh track at that rally.

[@Uhlersoth77]

It likely didn't help that he went off on a tangent about the EU (including BMW) in Greenville, SC...where the resident BMW plant has made a considerable positive impact.

[@geoffbaumgartner5335]

I noticed that too..confusion instead of frothing gusto..

[@Uhlersoth77]

My apologies, I think the rally was in Columbia, not Greenville.

[@imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976]

Even his supporters are like Erm....why did we vote for this idiot again...?

[@Trund27]

Embarrassing, really. America, please dump Trump when the next election comes around.

[@nrodry76]

Another tRump’s “love me” rallies!! He’s insufferable!!! 😣😣😣

[@cpeithman999]

Makes me wonder how many people would attend a second Trump Rally? Where's the Yelp reviews?

[@danielgehring7437]

I know several people who work these venues (mostly security and concessions) and it's become a kind of serious scandal in the making. Many of Trump's die-hard supporters are retirees, you know, the people who decided to sell their homes and live out their golden years living the RV life, except instead of doing that they just quite literally have become Trump Rally roadies and go to every one they can. So when you see the crowds, you have no idea how many are from the area, like it's supposed to be, and how many are just bored older people with nothing better to do. They don't really force you to take a poll or anything to go to one, so the only way to tell how inflated these rally numbers are is to go out in the parking lot and start counting trailers... but of course that's not exactly hard data. Some tallies have estimated as much as half the audience might be from out of state, which as you can imagine is skewing the way it looks when you get the pan shot of a packed stadium and you think "oh, geez, that many local people came to his rallies?" when in fact that isn't true at all. Of course I don't get to hear much about the skewed numbers or the effect on viewership, I mostly get to hear about how stingy the old people for their t-shirts and how every time one of these events happens they end up with hundreds of confiscated water bottles because nobody wants to pay stadium prices.

[@carltonwomble9038]

I wouldn't be caught dead there!

[@cpeithman999]

Hilarious. Elderly Winnebago Warriors. Mad Maxine (and Raging Roger): Beyond Blunderdome.

[@eugene188]

what the hell was that about nuking people in stadiums during the Olympics???

[@rydastyle9875]

pullup188 man, who knows 😕!? I don't think he even knows

[@byteresistor]

Some random brain fart as usual.

[@KaliKat]

Oh that? That's probably the results of his bigly poll, "When you're being nuked where do you least want to be?" Because apparently people enjoy being nuked other places, just not at the Olympics. -_- I can't believe you didn't hear about it, it was the best polling turnout since-- I think --1968. >.>

[@applehappyx-files2456]

Ikr his nonsenses are creepy sometimes 🤔

[@debbiegross3136]

Thank you for the laughs! This whole regime is tragic and our country is being destroyed so laughter is extra important!

[@porfiriogarciamejia1731]

Debbie Gross

[@ca6360]

Animals Are People Too ,. No animals are animals, I love my dog far bettering than most. This is not an f-ing regime. He's a dually elected president. Build the wall allow working green cards, no green card get the f out. Can't pay all this, won't need due process once we stop getting illegals. No more " anchor babies" either. I don't know what else they are called but I saw a great poster of d day when boats went ashore said college aged men leaving their safe space, imagine

[@debbiegross3136]

C A So, I guess this means Melania and her parents should be deported? What an incredibly, INCREDIBLY stupid person you are. Even stupid is not a sufficient enough word to describe you! My username is just that, a username. Dang, you’re dumb.

[@cynthiahutchins1584]

Maybe trump was “on” the Tallahassee trail.

[@hamburgerhelperflick]

So glad Seth mentioned the Hague. There needs to be more open dialogue about the ICJ getting involved and holding the orange turd and those in his administration allowing these atrocities to happen accountable for their actions.

[@tonileskiev5299]

I think he was referring to the ICC (International Criminal Court). But fun fact: The USA has withdrawn it's signature of the Rome Statue, and the ICC is only allowed to prosecute people from states who signed said statue.

[@Games_and_Music]

Toni Leskiev, unfortunately you are right, the U.S pulled out of the Rome Statute. But apparently there is a U.S law: Section 242 of Title 18, makes it a crime for a person acting under color of any law to willfully deprive a person of a right or privilege protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States.

[@ansas1985]

I still don't know why he is still there...you guys are married to him for next 3 years..unless he is kicked out and impeached

[@oregonsbragia]

Seth reminds me that I'm not losing my mind. The world is really this crazy now.

[@davidmaione2742]

If you think Seth is the voice of truth and reason, I'd sign up for a brain scan if I were you because you just may be losing your mind.

[@r.d.w.molenkamp1276]

That Den Hague joke: brilliant! Still loving the show. Greetz from the Netherlands :D

[@RobbieBackpacking]

8:42 "No dude, you're in charge" THANK YOU! lol

[@sharonbaker3007]

This is so scary!!!

[@pablocruise678]

Sharon Baker -- winner

[@dorishruska3274]

will we have a future after this? other countries hate us

[@zeBorat420]

Doris Hruska yes we will. They realize that this isn't what America stands for. They can see our protests.

[@ajmurtagh27]

Doris Hruska Here in New Zealand, we get that it’s not all of you. But we want you to vote in your damn mid terms! Please and thank you. 🙂

[@ForAnAngel]

The one thing you can is vote. In primaries and midterms, vote as much as you can. Your vote is the most important in elections with the lowest turnout.

[@kimjongfun5427]

_Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Space Force Cadet Galactica BoneSpurs. His four-year mission: to explore strange new ways to enrich himself. To seek out new life especially dictators and swamp monsters. To baldly sink to where no other president has gone before!_

[@peterlebuhn]

Kim Jong Fun dude so funny

[@Manningthesehandz789]

Kim Jong Fun nice seeing you again

[@RetroBackslash]

Space Farce: to stupidity and beyond.

[@rydastyle9875]

Max Maxwell LMMFAO ha🤣🤣🤣

[@kn9ioutom]

CADET BONE SPURS WILL LEAD US !

[@waxbeard]

It has become difficult for me to find joy or mirth in world events any more, but I appreciate the continued effort, Late Night!

[@williamroark]

“Where will you find 3000 judges??” - tRump FUNNY, I THOUGHT YOU JUST FIRED A BUNCH!!!

[@JYF921]

5000 judges, but yeah I agree

[@michaeljohnangel6359]

When is America going to get that vile person out of the White House?

[@davidmaione2742]

Already did. In 2016.

[@michaeljohnangel6359]

Oh dear. You poor benighted person. This guy is selling you down the river.

[@davidmaione2742]

Down the river of what? Lower taxes? Lower unemployment especially among minorities? Lower illegal immigration? Less government overreach? Looser regulation? A conservative supreme court? Preservation of the constitutional amendments? Love of country? National identity? Whatever river he's selling me down, give me a boat because I'm down to float.

[@LordKnightcon]

Does someone else want to tell him his tax cuts expire in 2022?

[@margorgogo]

Not soon enough!!

[@r.mcbride2837]

I always get so distracted when he starts waving around those tiny hands....

[@r.mcbride2837]

@Agent Fungus LOLOLOL! Okay, now that image is going to be stuck in my head! 😠

[@betsycomeau4164]

That is how he hypnotizes his supporters! LOL!

[@kimberlybradford8645]

The faces of the people in the background of the rally ... hilarious

[@paulrenfrew2837]

What the hell is wrong with this man’s head ?.

[@cdevil9488]

He gets away with everything he does. It it really a problem with HIM, or with the people around him who don't stop him?

[@stormwatcher59]

@@cdevil9488 - Right you are! This is the most corrupt Congress in history!!! (present House excepted) McConnell is largely to blame!

[@RetroBackslash]

"Grandpa tell us about the time you won North and South Carolina." "Where's my teeth, Timmy?" "I'm Samantha not Timmy Grandpa and your teeth are in your mouth." "Who's Timmy, Tommy?" Sigh, "Tell us about the time you went to prison Grandpa."

[@peterbarber5769]

Max Maxwell Very funny! My teeth fell from my mouth and are still chattering.

[@dlxinfinite7098]

LMAO

[@RetroBackslash]

Other options under consideration included: "How come I have 18 grandmothers grandpa?" "Why did Grandma Melania cut your head out of all the pictures?" "You mean Grandma Melanie?" ...

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

First a rally in Minnesota, then in Nevada, and now in South Carolina all in a week. Trump sure is desperate to distract himself from all the criticism his administration is currently facing.

[@martinmurphyart]

I loath tRump but where are the damn Democrats? Where are their rallies? Crickets. That’s how he won and will continue to win; he gets his message out. Plain and simple.

[@MRTN13]

It's mass gathering of insecurity

[@Shuizid]

Those are his safespaces. And when he is done talking bullshit to a group of people who will applaud every word he said, he will go to the golf course and play a little, before going to watch some FOX and tweet about it. Because for his braindead followers, he as a republican can't loose, so he MUST be constantly winning, even though he is not even working. Reason is ofcourse, thinking they are also winning all the time is their safespace - and they are not willing to leave it ever. So they are to whiny to admit defeat, which ofcourse means they are not going to challenge Trump, because this would be challenging themself. No, this is just a massive group of mindless whiny dogs, who need to feel constantly winning, regardless of what they do.

[@rmirandagrajales]

Is like he doesn't have a job

[@jaritagupta]

Even the zombie-vampire Secret Service Guy in the background started laughing at "toot your horn" :D

[@misterb3577]

2:41 - Pffft, you can literally see the bald spot where his actual hair ends and the toupee begins...I think the people working on his make-up are fucking around with him now. XD

[@covfefe1787]

thats a hairline you idiot you have that too everybody has it

[@brandonr3072]

@@covfefe1787 so why is the hair there brown but the rest of his hair is blonde?

[@covfefe1787]

Brandon R his hair is dyed his natural hair color is brown he’s 72 so it’s still possible for him to still Have some brown hair that’s not white yet some people don’t go completely grey until their 80s his hair is dyed by a specialist it’s been done for many years his an older man so his hair is thinner all men experience some type of hair loss in their life for people who aren’t bald by 50 their hair gradually recedes or thins like Tumps did with his light blonde choice of hair dye makes his hair look unnatural ans weird because it’s whispy but it’s his natural hair if he wore a whip or a weave it would have fallen of when he lands in a helicopter like he often does and media would have been on his har long before the election it’s been his signature style for the last 18 years so you’re point is invalid just search is trumps hair real his former stylist explains it not in a video but a written statement

[@brandonr3072]

@@covfefe1787 okay well I'm not asking why his hair isn't gray. I'm asking why all the hair around his hair is dark brown and why the hair on top of his head is bleached blonde. But you're right. No way would someone trump pays on a regular basis lie for him to keep his business. Real sound logic bud.

[@FredrickMJones]

Go back and pause everytime he says something crazy & pay attention to peoples facial expressions. Priceless.....

[@msfair3625]

He toots Putin's horn. That's why he won.

[@gypsythehoneybee3261]

Tallahassee Trail........WTF? Thanks for keeping us sane and laughing Seth!!

[@OrionoftheStar]

"People did not want to be nuked in a stadium." I'm stunned. I never realized that. I'll have to change my entire approach to sports.

[@RisingJericho]

Super Elites? And we're building a Space Force? Are we actually the Covenant?

[@andrewhall7457]

Man, I hope not. That means I have to become the Arbiter and then get stabbed in the back and left to die before I can do something about it.

[@zack19192]

Donald Trump is the flood lol.

[@Roxfox]

Our Prophets are false! Open your eyes, my brothers! They would use the faith of our Forefathers to bring ruin to us all! The Great Journey is-

[@luisf2793]

RisingJericho nah at least they try to look like they have dignity

[@cisco8650]

Where's our Master Chief?!

[@sunsaladsrestaurant3766]

What kind of person stays in line for hours to see this guy rambling for hours???

[@dtschuor459]

Sun Salads Restaurant Deluded ones...

[@brianh6773]

Morons.

[@dialone1974]

For starters probably people who don't read books, people who talk about freedom but only want it for them. People who proffess but choose not to practice Christianity. They list goes on.

[@eaglepass3370]

True Patriots that do not hate America .All the stinky democrats, media, hollywood spit and hate the United States and they all should be kicked the hell out of america

[@Firebughardy]

Sun Salads Restaurant dead people

[@codycrossman]

Hahaha... Just watched this again and couldn't stop laughing again at "Aaarrghahahaa! GRANDPA! I heard this storrryyyy!!!" 😂

[@andrewpante6047]

He makes Sarah Palin look like an ace Demi’s genius .

[@Wyndamn]

Everytime my home state SC is in the news it's always sumthin crappy.

[@edc8657]

Wyndamn- my home state, Indiana, is the same way.

[@cinne2135]

At least your states exist! Love, Currently Missouri - the "Montana" of the midwest lol

[@sirdrakey]

Ozzy Osbourne bet me to it!

[@seanbrown8920]

Wyndamn 😂😭

[@michaelshumate385]

These people are truly beyond comprehension.

[@maysonwayne9140]

one of Seth's best monologues

[@russellkramer7226]

Trump sounds like my Greek grandfather who barely knows English

[@meepo262]

Dear god Trump just namechecked David Lynch. There is a zero percent chance that Trump has ever seen anything that Lynch has ever made. I am officially living in a fever dream.

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Deckard Cain Eraserhead isn't about Trump's birth?

[@meepo262]

You might be onto something here...but I'm thinking if this is the case he actually survived and became Frank Booth from Blue Velvet

[@geoffbaumgartner5335]

Fake.. look up David Lynch letter to Trump. He told him stop saying I support you. (It was Breitbart that took it out of context) "You are causing suffering and division. Not too late to turn the ship around " and that he'd like to sit down with him.

[@jeremyeutis7245]

we're all trapped in the black lodge

[@geoffbaumgartner5335]

Deckard Cain I did the same right away. Big Lynch Head..so I wasn't about to sit and believe it. And of course, he's not a "big Hollywood director". He kinda hates Hollywood pretty obviously..

[@guyincognito566]

That guy in the light blue shirt in the background 2:37 has the ultimate WTF? look lol

[@FreedomofSpeech865]

John Hutchins seriously

[@maxpower19711]

SpaceX already leases launchpads from NASA and the Air Force.

[@Maleboligia]

If Trump goes to the Hague, please make him bring Kissinger as well.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Well done Harley Davidson for proving Trump's tarrifs a foolish step.

[@firstwave1890]

Pietro Jenkins ..I went from not wanting to get one because of Trump,to wanting to buy one because they went against Trump. Trump is destroying America.

[@gigiiiiiiiiiii]

I don't normally comment on anything but I'm the biggest Lynch fan and need to butt in and that is NOT what he said. David Lynch is NOT a supporter.

[@geoffbaumgartner5335]

Gulsah Cetin yes. Did you see Lynch's letter to Trump? He asked him to stop claiming that and said "You are causing suffering and division. Not too late to turn the ship around." Breitbart was behind the BS. He did say he'd like to sit down with him. Guess hee thinks he's the one who can talk sense into him. He's awesome, but idk..

[@unknownatlas66]

Gulsah Cetin Before reading all of it I thought you were a fan of lynching trump... but now I realize I’m for it too. (It’s a joke incase anyone takes this seriously.)

[@Gcat-ln6ok]

Thanks for this. I was pretty upset about it. Glad to know it's not true.

[@geoffbaumgartner5335]

Gcat3000 I still am, cuz he's gonna keep repeating it. Lynch won't tweet or go on tv like DeNiro and say F off.. so he'll prob never get the message.

[@Gcat-ln6ok]

Geoff Baumgartner Who cares whether he corrects Trump? He only hears what he wants to hear, and says whatever he wants, regardless of its connection to reality. His worshipers do the same. Thank you for providing the info about the letter. Those of us who care about actual reality appreciate it. (Weird irony considering we're Lynch fans :p)

[@jizzledfreq]

This segment was flawless! Seth's timing was on point, Trump was getting roasted, and nice call back on "The Tallahase Trail". Sometimes Seth can jump the gun before the crowds done applauding. Good reporting!

[@stevejessemey8428]

I love the fact that you don’t say Uhmmmm and Ahhhh all the time Seth !

[@JVenger]

Seriously, how many times is he gonna ramble about the election?

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

Yes.

[@user-zo2rn1ct6i]

Fifty 1 Fifty His greatest achievement in life. His susposedly wealth were his father's. This is the greatest achievement of his life, having the Russians make him the president of US.

[@Matty80822]

Got at least another 324 times left in him for this term alone

[@kchiatt2520]

Because he didn't win the majority and the Russian thing.

[@ForAnAngel]

Until he's dragged away in handcuffs which is sooner than you think.

[@mannyradzky493]

This guy is nuts!!!!!!!!

[@davidmaione2742]

I agree, Seth is extremely nuts.

[@mannyradzky493]

Maloney, the guy that is a true nut job is Trump. He’s flushing America right down the toilet. One huge crap.

[@davidmaione2742]

I disagree, respectfully of course. Job numbers are up, unemployment (especially amongst minorities) is extremely low, an unprecedented peace meeting with North Korea's dictator happened, presidential job approval at an all time high, illegal immigration down, stocks up, Supreme Court just upheld the travel ban... Sounds like he's unclogging America's metaphorical toilet, to me.

[@brianh6773]

Maloney Bologna, You aren't very bright. Were you dropped on your head several times, because it seems like you were.

[@JYF921]

Yeah, and every reason Maloney Bologna uses is something Trump said at least once.

[@dsan5825]

Can't wait for the SpaceForce to protect the Flat Earth! But who will protect the "Under Earth"? Actually I have no doubt our fearless leader will concoct a big beautiful idea because he has the best plans.

[@esotericone9101]

Seth......so talented!! Funny AF!!!

[@drexyspivey]

Honestly, I don’t know how I would get through all of this without Seth.

[@davidmaione2742]

You'd probably just tune into a different liberal propagandist who has no sense of reality. There are plenty out there, so I wouldn't worry. Even if Seth died slowly in a horrible and painful car accident, just press the "channel up" button to get to a different government jester who never amounted to anything besides reading from a teleprompter.

[@philrabe910]

That's our Donnie! God it was uncomfortable watching the faces of the adori surrounding him. They'd start to look worried or confused and he'd drop a trigger word and the room would cheer. Again. The MEMEME show never gets tired for one person. I wish I could fathom how other's put up with it for longer than a news clip.

[@madelinebolds4139]

Phil Rabe imagine being Melania😂

[@aaronswink2100]

Phil Rabe, that young creep behind him on the right in the awful suit looks genuinely worried.

[@joeypro2407]

Phil Rabe yeah i noticed that too. Perhaps his spell is fading? Maybe theyre seeing him for what he is? Perhaps?

[@eazy9563]

Reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Lois just says 9/11 and they cheer

[@stephent904]

Even Fox has to pick and choose what trump clip to play or Fox could piss off four different groups of people at once.

[@Dave-bo8ry]

Hey New Yorkers, tell NASA about Trump as a landlord. Heh.

[@njosborne6152]

Spaceforce, gives “ lunacy “ a whole new meaning.

[@stevechartrand4362]

Oh my god!!!!! He's a psychotic!! Good luck America.

[@ms.q7445]

Steve Chartrand Thanks, we need more than luck, we need help. He is no good.

[@sprybug]

Guys, what am I going to do this 4th of July? I can't celebrate it. I just can't.

[@SandraNelson063]

Have a rally celebrating what America SHOULD be. And gather your friends and discuss who is the best candidate in your area who will fight the GOP. And be nice to people. Practice kindness and acceptance. Learn to see everyone's humanity. THAT is how to resist Trump.

[@unknownatlas66]

sprybug Burn the Flag?

[@idasmart9924]

sprybug Right for what ?

[@idasmart9924]

Thad Cunningham We need to vote

[@Herehear49]

I'm going to visit the grave of John Wilkes Booth and ask him to come back from the dead. He might want to make up for taking out the wrong guy back in the day.

[@lauriemtz8616]

WTF is he opening his orange pie hole about?!?! Not one word makes sense. "GRANDPA I'VE HEARD THIS STORRRRY!!! LMAO

[@phils8751]

And covered by shade! Lol