Trump's Twitter Account, Madison Cawthorn's Lingerie: Late Night's News of the Week

[@simonj.7954]

"Mel, don't go in there..." Too funny, Seth, thanks for making me laugh, I needed it! Cheers, Simon J.

[@alex35agm]

Trump needs the book thrown at him,not tomatoes.Although, tomatoes would be good as well.

[@jeangillespie1173]

Love to see that!

[@Michael-ez3zg]

*Madison Cawthorn* says men are weak & not manly enough because that's how he feels about himself and is only projecting. *150 former students signed a letter accusing him of being a sexual predator,* due to his behavior, prior to his car accident, which his friend said he also lied about.

[@petercallison5765]

You couldn't find 150 students who said they knew who I was.

[@rgwak]

Cawthorn is an internet troll come to life, has a history of lying for personal gain, and views ethics as something for others to follow not himself. Making him a real darling of the GQP.

[@Michael-ez3zg]

It was a coed university of about 300 people total that were graduating class. So I'm guessing all the female students signed that document. Don't know, just guessing.

[@DimaRakesah]

It's always projection with religious conservatives.

[@lizardog]

@@petercallison5765 says more about you than Bob Roberts... oops, Madison Cawthorn

[@ms0824]

Seth's impressions are incredible.

[@tammyburke9453]

love his trump impressions. never stop those! love all the rest too but your trump talk is EPIC

[@thedylangirl]

I know it’s selfish, but I like T in the news just for the “Mel…MEL!”

[@Lux7355]

I honestly hope he goes back on Twitter, he is the best argument against himself there could ever be. Americans have famously short memories, they need the daily reminders of just how awful he is, lest they start thinking putting him in the WH seems like a good idea again. And they just might, a couple of, "oh yeah, this is why we voted him out in 2020" moments, wouldn't go astray. ..

[@EDDIELANE]

I’ve always said, I’d be okay with Trump as president as long as it was actually Seth doing a Trump impression the whole time.

[@Lux7355]

@@EDDIELANE That would be hilarious, I can't decide if I like Seth's impression or Trevor Noah's better, you could identify both as more _caricatures_ than "impressions" really, which is what I like about them. Colbert's is pretty funny too, there is so much about the orange hobgoblin that's just infinitely mockable.

[@EDDIELANE]

@@Lux7355 I love Trevors Trump too. He has the growl, then the soft little sigh thing down.

[@lesliejaggers2275]

Is that like the T at the end of saladt or periodt?

[@8088I]

MTG lied at Court! She is a Law-Breaking Lawmaker. ie Illegal :-))

[@Opinionsrnotfacts574]

The Daily Mail broke the story today of a Cawthorn male staffer groping Cawthorn - the same staffer who joined Cawthorn and his wife in Dubai in April 2021 for their honeymoon.

[@benjaminwulf914]

While it sounds believable, caution yourself when reading anything that Rupert Murdoch owns. Also, it's a tabloid; the goal is to sell as many issues as they can, not to come out with true headlines. While I despise Cawthorn, unless the Daily Mail has unimpeachable evidence I am reluctant to put my faith in them.

[@JG-mp5nb]

Quite possibly feasible given his Wife’s insistence on a divorce.

[@OriginalGabriel]

Not a supporter of his, at all, but that seemed quite staged; and the Venmo payment comments just seemed like high school locker room humor (which makes sense)

[@dizzug4058]

@@OriginalGabriel exactly......normal behavior for a congressman

[@OriginalGabriel]

@@dizzug4058 my point was more on whether or not he wanted a naked body under his hands, and appreciated being groped ... it's being spun as him and his staffer having an affair. Outside of that, something like that would be frowned on within the normal workplace, most likely against the rules within the government.

[@JG-mp5nb]

I think we can all agree that trouble was a’brewing in the Cawthorn household long before he “consummated” his marriage.

[@JiveDadson]

From the first time I heard Hawthorn speak, he has always reminded me of those anti-gay preachers who get busted doing secret gay.

[@NewMessage]

We joke, but the Haunted Mansion ride won't be the same without Scott.

[@cinvill963]

Aaq2a1!

[@cinvill963]

Qc 33@

[@NotEnoughBooks]

He must have been what got my brother and I stuck on there. Granted, I got to thoroughly geek out and stare but it was a mightily shitty thing for him to do

[@alex35agm]

McCarthy should start a laundry mat because he's so wishy-washy.

[@MrDsturman]

You should take this JOKE over to McCarthy’s laundromat because it STINKS!

[@thomaspotgieter8801]

😂

[@rgwak]

I bet his laundromat's machines are stuck on the spin cycle! I'll show myself the door now. 😉

[@lizardog]

@@MrDsturman is that where the Trumps launder their money?

[@SonOfTamriel]

Trump is afraid of fruit, especially tomatoes LOL

[@worldcitizeng6507]

Orange & tomatoes don't mix well🤣

[@TennisCoachChip]

I wouldn’t bring a gun on a plane in North Carolina. You can get a ticket for that!

[@Sommers234]

Madison in lingerie...how sweet! add that to the video of his 'friend' touching him 'there' in his car. Republicans never cease to disappoint. And what's with him getting caught a SECOND time with a loaded gun at airport!??

[@LittleBlueOwl318]

idc what he wears or who he has sex with - it's the blatant hypocrisy. he's awful. and he's an insurrectionist, too - so there's that.

[@babyteano1977]

The congressman who told the parents to raise their sons to be monsters has a lover, who went with him in his honeymoon, stayed in another hotel, tickets and hotel bills paid by the congressman to the guise as his staff. No wonder his athletic wife left him, he's a girl pretending to be a man just like Tucker

[@SonOfTamriel]

oh yea, his friend that lives with him? cool story Caw

[@lumpy0100]

@@SonOfTamriel .🙂 ...And?😁

[@davidweyant9356]

Driving with a revoked license. Possible crypto currency insider trading. What's next?

[@IFY0USEEKAY]

Seriously, 7 billion dollars in military equipment??? We give our defense contractors too much money... And they give politicians too much money... "Politics is the entertainment division of the Military Industrial Complex." - Frank Zappa

[@lyndaweister9984]

L❤VE ZAPPA!🎶🎸🎧🎤

[@c016smith52]

So glad for the repeat, just realized I either missed a clip or they're not posting everything on KZbin.

[@AmethystEyes]

The naming joke for Elon seriously could have been about the way he names his kids.

[@kittyday1402]

Isn't that kid's name XyzBjFu? That's what I'm saying it is.

[@juliegogo2941]

FUNNY! You all nailed it! Thanks

[@frankbarber601]

🤣😂 your trump is so great it’s like Scooby Doo doing a trump impersonation …it’s dead-on trump but it’s more animated and its more dumb trump then evil trump

[@normapaniagua9306]

I always end my day with Seth

[@michaeld4861]

That's the second time in less than 3 months that Cawthorn tried to bring a gun on a plane!!! Also, I've got a lot of questions about that lady stuck in the snow storm in her car for a week. Did she not have a phone? Was she in the middle of nowhere? Why did nobody help her for a whole week!? Why didn't she walk down the road to the nearest gas station and call for help? The cops pull me over for no reason but they couldn't stop to help this lady stuck in her car for a whole week?! Was this recent? I know it snowed a little recently but for real, snowed in you car for a week? I didn't hear about that one. And I live in MI less than an hour drive to Canada.

[@worldcitizeng6507]

Maybe her phone died 🤔? Without GPS, many people like myself have no sense of direction 🤔 I don't call/talk to my friends or family daily 🤔 It's good thing I watched Bear grylls, I think should remember some skills 🤔 pine needles tea

[@kimwhitmore7505]

I suspect you either live in a big city, where you can get anything you want 24/7, so you have no reason to leave, or in the south, where they close the schools if they got 2 or 3 inches of snow overnight. Some of us live in small towns, & have to drive long distances to shop, go to a concert, or get medical care. I remember one New Year's Eve, having to drive 60 miles to the city, where there was going to be a live band. That's a huge treat for us. We had so much snow already that it was piled up 8 -10 feet on both sides of the road, so it was like driving through a 60 mile long tunnel. When we left the concert, it had rained, leaving a sheet of ice on the road, then started snowing & blowing so hard that they had pulled the plows off the roads until it quit. It took us 3 1/2 hours to drive the 60 miles back home. BTW the speed limit was 70, but between the snow & the wind plus the ice, it was obviously pretty slow going. We heard, the following morning, that there were between 40 & 50 cars stranded on that same stretch of road. You should visit either the midwest, or Rocky Mountain states some winter, during a blizzard that lasts 3 or 4 days. I guarantee you will understand what that lady went through, & you'll leave with plenty of respect for Mother Nature! Around here, you keep a winter survival kit in your vehicle from November 1 to May 1, just in case you become stranded. It happens more often than you think.

[@MrDsturman]

I don’t have answers but here’s my guessX Phone died, on a remote road with no reception, slid off the road where she was no seen, too cold to walk, no clear signs or direction to go…

[@lsamoa]

Ikr? Also: this happened in California??

[@MrDsturman]

@@lsamoa there is snow in parts of California sometimes Mammoth Ca gets more snow than other parts of the country

[@smlorrin]

I'm so glad that you never went back to wearing a suit and tie.

[@zoltore23]

Voting is like driving a car. Vote R to go backwards, vote D to go forward.

[@BeRandom2012]

R's secretly like the D.

[@JiveDadson]

Vote L to... what?

[@roberthenry1999]

How about just vote ...for the Best / Most qualified candidate? Sure isn't joe biden!!! Lets see who pops up. But The current administration has to GO!!!!!

[@kathyparrish844]

@@roberthenry1999

[@7XHARDER]

@@roberthenry1999 I agree, the republicans stalling literally every bill in the senate need to go. We need more senators like Bernie sanders, not human tortoise McConnell

[@harryschaefer8563]

Fun fact: "elon" is the name of a chemical very old-school photographers used as an ingredient in mixing a film developer.

[@playnicechannel]

It’s also the Hebrew word for Oak Tree which as we all know is just a little nut that stood its ground. There are other parallels like he is completely inflexible, slow to change course and leaves a mess all around for someone else to rake or forage depending on whether your a human or any number of rodents,

[@playnicechannel]

Another fun fact my son in law is a camera man and assistant director when doing documentaries. A friend found a young starved pitbull pup. She had been walking on hot asphalt for so long her feet bled. My daughter called me and said am I crazy to adopt this dog I already have a Labrador who bosses me around. I said you called the wrong person remember you grew up in a home that had 7 mystery dogs who were the nicest pack ever, anyway my son in-law fell in love with the dog they called he Amira after one of his favorite camera systems. The figured she’d be the only Amira at the dog park,

[@playnicechannel]

@@maxpowers123 lol good one 👍⭐️

[@covetic26]

Laughed out loud to "from now on... we're going to say he's 32." ROTFLMFAO

[@steveconn]

NY DA dropping charges, Trump skating (or waddling) away as we speak.

[@opark77]

Joke about Arizona Ice Tea but picture is of a can of Arizona Green Tea. Jackal food.

[@laurapizzicara3719]

Madison Cawthorn insults “Drag Queens!” Not even red lipstick and garter belts could help this fool! “You DON’T go girl..!”

[@zackattackjoseph7279]

This was the funniest news of the week. 5 star. 5 star.

[@bert1913]

Cawthorn will never stand up for our rights

[@lyndaweister9984]

EXACTLY 💯 %CORRECT TRUE 🎯🤔🇺🇲⚖

[@IAmGeeSnap]

4:00 rick scott will always be at disney world he is forever represented as Judge Doom in toon town aka his old name baron von rotten LOL

[@rawdog9674]

Seth & his team (he'd be nothing without them)... please bring back pospicle schtick. that's literally my favorite late night skit/joke ever. Please!!!

[@Galvamel]

Didn't comment on A Closer Look (though I should have), so here's my second chance. That Megan Fox Machine Gun Kelly blood drinking joke is really, really funny. Two Thumbs up, no notes.

[@hewlettwilliam4650]

Only once a month

[@lumpy0100]

Thanks Seth Meyers Et Al.🙂 Oh hell..."Tiger Beat" Could be funny; but You don't know - Do Yah?😁

[@ThyDevilsGhost]

Seth's secretary angry at the plane boarding joke because his birthday is one of the last days of December

[@danibissonnette1601]

Seth, you missed a great opportunity to say "from now on we'll say he's 46."

[@josephwhyte9466]

add this to corrections. it's the Madrigal family. there's a whole song about it

[@HagiaFantasia]

You wearing that to Detroit, Seth?🌞

[@brapcast]

Scott got a job with the competitors to play Voldemort at the big ride, so it makes sense

[@joshuaconner4540]

They call it the F train because the first word outta your face, upon seeing your seat, is FU-hu KK that, I'll just stand... please higher me Seth!

[@sadtothebone5767]

Play the whole tape. McCarthy said he was "CONSIDERING having that conversation." We all know he never intended to do so

[@gregvetter5070]

Correction Seth. Can't be 32 and be pres. Gotta be 35. Yeah, I'm nitpicking.

[@moonchild8733]

Why wasn't he arrested for bringing a loaded gun into an airport?

[@nathanielanderson4898]

I will sign and resign everything that comes across my desk.

[@NorthernGuyRob]

not so much a correction, but more an observation. Following the joke about fries being warm for three minutes, the cut away to the audience was strange

[@draco84oz]

Cawthorne does realise he's in the US Senate, and not the House of Lords, right?

[@lyndaweister9984]

🤣❤🤣❤🤣

[@pilonpatrick573]

Heu, he's in the House, not the Senate

[@kerikah]

If 80% are nervous and 35% are counting on it, then there must be some overlap. But if you’re nervous about a thing, then you’re by definition in doubt of the outcome. Which means this poll is as good as most real ones.

[@bigwil1740]

Hey Seth, I saw a Ginsburn.

[@lizardog]

Scott belongs in the Haunted Mansion.

[@kylecook7187]

@10:10 This is literally how I've been my whole life

[@dannmarceau]

Seth will soon stop making age jokes when it hits him just how fast it really does fly by.

[@JustMe_OhWell]

I'm sure he knows.

[@PhilLesh69]

You know he's 50, right? I'm 52, and people make the same mistake with me. You thought he was 35 - 40, didn't you?

[@eliza6971]

I hope he never stops, we can’t keep having retirement age presidents and members of Congress. Ageism in leadership is way worse.

[@plaidpanda]

@@eliza6971 Isn't saying we can't keep having "retirement age" presidents and members of Congress ageist??

[@1ACL]

It is agist. We like Bernie, right? He's old. You would make him (and other good people) intelligible. But yes it would be great if a young person came up. Where are they?

[@iorn9814]

I would love to see a Wes Anderson wacky races

[@AbombOO7]

Why does this video have over a quarter of a million views, but with less than 300 comments.

[@skillganon606]

I hope MGK sends Eminem a thank you letter for giving him a career.

[@killswitchkurtz1974]

You need more material.

[@FrankBenlin]

That *is* a pretty bird.

[@brandonevans3948]

Seth's Joe Biden sounds like Andy Samberg's Nick Cage.

[@allenkinahan6955]

Whelp, those players didn't avoid the Jets! Weird, huh?

[@shawnjohnson9763]

Unfortunately, it was only 29 players who managed to avoid the Jets.

[@richpierre516]

You're trump is spot on

[@cricketcricket91]

Has anyone noticed that they're releasing less stuff on KZbin or is it just me? Are they doing less show?

[@cesarbugarini499]

Less show 😂😂😂😂

[@JustMe_OhWell]

No. Lol go to the channel. You may not be getting all the updates. KZbin is funny like that.

[@JustMe_OhWell]

@@cesarbugarini499 don't be mean 🤣

[@Peachtreedishes]

I was wondering if there was a difference, thanks I thought it was just me. 😅✌️

[@tonyarichards5430]

I saw all four of these when they came out.

[@justaguy6100]

There's 4 years between Biden and You Know Coup. So did HIS father nominate Lincoln for his second term?

[@thomaspotgieter8801]

Trump would claim he is the best resigner in the world ! He knows more about resigning than Nixon does

[@tats5880]

No one likes it when the truth is told, but when you're stupid ya just gotta own it!!

[@pateicialane4740]

Fruits and egg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@Charge0Complete]

Ya know, if this is really the "news of the week" then shouldn't the corrections be edited in for accuracy?

[@ThyDevilsGhost]

If they are getting the "news" wrong, then it would be added to the corrections later on. Corrections is for the jokes he makes about/compares the news to. If you want to hear a correction about this "news" you heard from a late night talk show host. I'd recommend letting him know what he got wrong about the news itself, so he can correct it later on instead of never knowing he was wrong.

[@wrenlittle8826]

Please bring the date posted following views. Please 😢

[@skillganon606]

Your editing team needs to sharpen up, they should have mocked up the fast and the furious logo in futura.

[@Diamerald]

Ah, Seth, if he's 32, he isn't old enough to be president.🤔🤔😂

[@petercallison5765]

So the lady is stuck in a car and thinks "I bet I will be here for a week so I better only eat one yogurt a day" .

[@invictus9717]

Love u man!

[@midnighto.g7677]

I thought you played this one?

[@kuijiblob2539]

I ate a piece of balogna from Seth's mouth once

[@oneirishpoet]

Ok that's gross

[@tvdinner325]

Rep. projection: Cawthorn getting felt up...anti LGBT!

[@mdouglaswray]

SO funny

[@RyanVaudrin]

If Biddens dad had him when he was 80years old the Lincon joke works, so possibleish

[@thomasmoriarty7881]

This was written on May 2nd 2022. Within the last month Madison Cawthorn has : • Accused fellow Republican lawmakers of having Cocaine fueled sex orgies. • Has been found to have committed insider trading on a crypto-currency. • Been stopped by police for speeding and driving on a suspended license with expired license places, and no insurance. This was the second time in the last year he has done this. • Cawthron tried to carry a loaded gun through and airport and onto a plane. This was also the second time Cawthron tried to do this in the last year. • Pictures of Cawthorn surfaced showing him dressed in woman lingerie. Now for some past antics from Cawthorn: • Cawthorn faces sexual harassment allegations from his time in college. • Stated that he was excepted to the U.S. Naval Academy yet he couldn't attend because he became paralyzed from a car accident. Yet his application to the Naval Academy was rejected before Cawthorn's 2014 car accident. Lying about his college acceptances Cawthorn has implied that as a result of the accident, he was unable to follow through on his dreams of attending the US Naval Academy. However, this was just another falsehood, as the Naval Academy had rejected him before the accident. Cawthorn has also claimed that he was accepted to Princeton and to an online program at Harvard, only to later confess that he hadn’t been admitted to either.

[@courtney-ray]

The “Encanto” family?? You mean the Madrigals?

[@marymary9327]

The president has to be at thirty-five.

[@walkerjm911]

80% + 35% = 115%. Almost makes it look like a setup to talk about how polling works and responses that are not mutually exclusive. I’m looking forward to that explanation in Corrections.

[@Labor_Jones]

*It's pretty simple... as the RICH GOT RICHER our Democracy became Weaker!*

[@PerksJ]

There’s a restaurant in the Eiffel Tower

[@noahvr5675]

These people are projecting their lives onto others everything they are against the end up being shown to do the same thing. 🤔

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

Goading Taz

[@crystalview5811]

Oh no,can't cause Trump might get angry....

[@VirgoLunaris]

Yay.

[@molleh3180]

I wish boarding groups started with January birthdays. I'd be first for once

[@kalikalimai1]

Seth's jokes about Pres. Biden, even those with barbs (truths), are gentle. Compared to what he says about 45.

[@jeangillespie1173]

Well deserved!!!

[@maribelcaudillo258]

cawthorn the self portrayed macho guy! wears lingerie, and is caught in a video where another man (stephen smith) is grabbing cawthorn's grows!

[@user-iw6bu4iq4r]

I find not so hard to grasp is that not even the roaches or rats would eat McDonald fries. Even after 60ish years, and they don't look a day over 50.

[@alisonmcnamara800]

Lincoln was a Whig!

[@JohnNeal]

Controversy at the 5:00 mark during the Frenchman making excuses to Biden bit: what, no nod to the Pythons for stealing their bit?! And how as a comedian performing this telephone bit doesn’t at some point bellow:”Rooney, you’re an ahsshole!”?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@bewmdogg]

So hair plugs or wig?

[@dubginkxx]

Idk if @CORRECTIONS caught this....but the Trump signature on the McDonald's childs placemat is far too legible...we all know what his horrible signature looks like

[@gwick358]

Yup, that guy was our president. 🤮

[@andymiller3414]

only 29 players avoided the Jets

[@23cutemonkey]

What do you think about Roger Stone’s claim that there is a portal in the skies above the Whitehouse? Is this the first Trumpette call in the “get the coup right next time”, campaign?

[@jaredl8590]

80% +30% = 110%

[@Michaelengelmann]

The right wingers complaining abt the left over equipment, have they not heard of “scorched earth” that’s been going on since the Romans