TRUMP SO FAR?? LOSERS GONNA LOSE! | Christopher Titus Armageddon Update

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[@LungsOutJem]

I'll keep watching your show until they throw you in jail for reporting the truth.

[@gamepapa1211]

If they did, they'll have to throw all 300K of us in jail as well. And that's just the number of subscribers Titus has on KZbin.

[@LordDuff]

@@gamepapa1211 yeah, They're finally gonna solve the jobs problem...by making us prison labor

[@kamaldaud2782]

Once they throw you into jail..America is already a collapse empire!

[@HenryAndersen]

I will donate to your gofund me for lawyer.

[@MrSunshanmu]

count me in.

[@DarkMoonStarsong]

Funny how people keep outsmarting Trump and he keeps thinking he did something good when it was past presidents who didn't dismantle our country

[@archonfett]

what's worse is how his cultists believe he did it and refuse to listen to any facts that state the opposite

[@bruceosborne9742]

This needs to start with DEI (Deport Elon Immediately)

[@christinamann3640]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@alankott3129]

Pete Hegseth is a DUI hire.

[@marydoob]

@@alankott3129😂😂😂😂

[@selwynlawson7596]

@bruceosborne...😂😅...you killed it with the DEI comment! Best one yet! 👍

[@deannealbrecht774]

The only people who are against DEI are mediocre white men used to failing up. Republicans, usually.

[@michaelodwyer2815]

Rise up; to the 165,000,000 who didn’t vote for Chump

[@markweaver8529]

Add another 100 million to that when they realise they Medicare and benefits have gone,and that includes his cult.

[@ElGatoBlanco1970]

This was top tier entertainment. Thanks Titus.

[@karlakay]

Nailed it, again! Best news summary this hellish week

[@darrinnoble]

Its a daily torrent of failure

[@1craley878]

Even the voices in Titus’s head are tired of the BS. How can someone do this much damage in two weeks? How epically bad do you have to be at your job?

[@kelst75]

Sending good vibes from New Zealand. I have to say America is the best soap opera. The villains are outlandish and ridiculous.

[@paulvamos7319]

It's like a bad remake of Dallas! 😂

[@gamepapa1211]

​​they even remade the scene where they 🔫 J.R. except it's crappier than the original..

[@mattcraft7164]

Thank you for the vibes! And like any comic book, it will probably get even dumber! Stay tuned friend!

[@smiller2044]

😅​@@paulvamos7319

[@masterwolf469]

righhhtttt i watch news stead of shows now hahahah amazingly funny stupid hahaha

[@keithwilder8238]

Thank you for putting a smile on my face during these weird ass times!!!!!

[@gofigure8251]

Why doesn't he have 1m + subs he summarizes our predicament well

[@VgAce135]

Love your show. Please keep up the good fight!

[@Lucky61]

Thank you, Christopher, for telling us how it really is!

[@jasonotoole1822]

OMG…we are three weeks in…fark sake!!!

[@JRTrilling]

Awesome Christopher .... keep'em coming 👏

[@accessofallies1652]

Your show in the oughts was way underrated. In my adult years, I get to watch you drop truth bombs and respect you even more. From a disabled Iraq veteran, thanks for not being an adult disappointment when it matters most and all I can do is observe.

[@theromulanwarhawk]

I think it was Gore Vidal who said it best: "We should be called the United States of Amnesia. We never learn anything because we refuse to remember anything."

[@eduardodiaz2649]

Indeed

[@vorpalbunny4091]

Well said. 🖖

[@leslieperkins2722]

Why would any decent American and human being want all this to happen?

[@scopie49]

The decent ones don't.

[@kevinfinnegan310]

For they know not (history included)what they do..."I've seen it in real time with my coworkers"

[@metalman1884]

Titus! Please more updates, we need you now more than ever, to keep our sanity afloat..

[@philwright2480]

Ask the people of Scotland what happened with a similar promise from the buffoon Trump

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

4:58 Love the Double Walk Off Comedy Gold. 😂

[@1craley878]

Right, that was brilliant. I laughed and had to immediately replay it.

[@nancyworld4391]

This makes me laugh, which is pretty hard to do today.

[@ConstantineFurman]

Oh man... two Tituses yelling about what's going on? That's just a stroke waiting to happen. :)

[@carolharris2401]

How will we survive all this winning for 4 years

[@abby_normal_x]

Keep the translator inset, it's the best thing I've seen in a long time! 😂

[@justsaying14]

😁😁😁👍🏻

[@DorothyMile]

Lol does no one else think it's strange that trump is so acquiescent to musk and the fact that musk who has been so acquiescent to Russia now has been given so much power to 😅 make trump now bow down to him...ijs

[@JasonCullen-qx2qp]

Keep up the good work 👏

[@carlastevens9816]

Are you done yet MAGA!?

[@LaurieCoco-t8z]

Thank you!

[@lifewuzonceezr]

❤❤❤ needed this ❤❤❤

[@damianpearson1712]

Friendly reminder: *We're only ONE MONTH into this nightmare.*

[@keithg1362]

Love your channel Mr Titus

[@kennithBarch]

Can he do all this NO. Impeach him Impeach him now

[@YoutubeCensorsLiberalComments]

Way past that. The US military and the FBI need to start a counter-coup.

[@lifewuzonceezr]

😅😢😅😢

[@buzzsawgr81]

how? trump owns the presidency, the house, the senate, the supreme court, and the DOJ. even if those who oppose him and still have a spine to do so managed to somehow get him impeached for the 3rd time, just like the last 2 times they will never get enough votes to remove him.

[@aroihkin]

Third time's the charm...?

[@budman4224]

Unfortunately, the GOP is in control of the House. So that's nit gonna happen. They're too busy covering for Musk right now

[@karltodd7313]

Its a coup !

[@TimandPax]

Good one💙🔵

[@nurbaidoa]

Awesome

[@Uncle_Jester]

Frogs... locusts... PLANES...

[@scorpio-girl687]

I JUST found you on You Tube. 😊 I remember when you had a stand up comedy act in the early 90's, I think. I loved you then, and you haven't changed a bit. So glad to see you again!! DAMN -- YOU'RE GOOD !!

[@unitedwestand5205]

California farmers are raging mad right now, have you met any? Most are very conservative. I imagine a lot of California Republicans making a high volume of calls to Washington all week asking wtf

[@suicune2001]

I don't know how they voted for him a second time after he bankrupted then last time. 🙄

[@genbunin5376]

Welp they got what they voted for. I don’t feel bad for them. Nor do I have any empathy or compassion for them. They shall reap what they have sown.

[@FMG9009]

Love your translations😂😂😂😂

[@dallasheard6570]

I'm tired of winning now

[@hedymills1372]

Keep on telling it like it is!

[@stevemaynard6358]

Well done Christopher. You're a great breath of fresh air when it comes to dealing with all this s*hit. Keep it happening man. ❤

[@drunemeton]

Brilliant! 🎉

[@lifewuzonceezr]

3:03 😂😂😂 buddys face..😮

[@Shiznaft1]

Been a fan for a long time. I really appreciate your unvarnished truth. Also I really appreciate the colorful names for the Mango Mussolini.

[@Ziteseve]

Omfg this was gold reminded me of the titus episode where he translated for his father and brother! "Go niners!" Lol

[@roywhitman7109]

Thanks, Chris!! Your spin on Trump's insane antics ease the pain a little! Kinda like a hemp suppository!😳

[@AvidCat5000]

The Great American Downfall: any % speed run.

[@SEMPERFI2323]

Love you Titus SEMPER FI

[@Arken2249]

Hey Chris, love the Certified Laymam Translator!👌👍💪👏👏👏👏👏🎆

[@nemonoteworthy2200]

My masters in teaching degree allowing state certification depends on DOE😢

[@benjamindonahue9434]

And on top of ALLLLL if that. Guess who can't be prosecuted for ANY of this shit.

[@jensenon]

Don’t forget he wasted 2 billion gallons of water in California!

[@jcdemp7513]

Trump is make us weak.

[@TheAdunnus]

Its not 4000 year crisis, its like 80 years old

[@bo2.4u6]

They're only two things to talk about. THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND THE US TREASURY

[@iainherridge6253]

Is the federal reserve empty yet ❓

[@suicune2001]

And Department of Energy! You know, where we keep OUR NUCLEAR SECRETS! 🤯

[@suicune2001]

​@@iainherridge6253 The federal reserve has infinite money.

[@BrendaBanks-x4x]

Luv your Fact-based humor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@zeroswat1762]

The podcast is gonna be good this week… and that might not be the best thing.

[@jaydoubleu3419]

You get what you voted for now you have to live with it

[@TypeOneg]

You voted red I voted blue, Don't cry now, This sh+t is on you!

[@MichaelRegan-j2j]

I'm tired of trying. They aren't getting it.

[@gothic_ace2037]

Love the translator, hes a real one 😂

[@sasiuru]

News has been so depressing that I think I'll stick only to watch Titus News Station about USA stuff... At least I have something that looks a bit like smile on my face after watching these news flashes... ;) Greetings from Finland. Any plans to have show here?

[@paulfletcher-yi2ji]

Love you,r work BROTHER 😊🎉❤❤❤

[@dead_inside674]

Fund all social programs by taxing ALL campaign contributions, dem and rep., from city judge to pres @ 70%. There, I fixed it.

[@leandretaitano60]

FAFO…. tis the season smh…. Titus! 🔥

[@nemonoteworthy2200]

❤needed this😂

[@Blivot]

..and let Elon suck all the funds out of our Treasury!

[@bentalexranebundgaard4867]

Only 105 weeks left, Titus, stay strong.

[@nemonoteworthy2200]

❤

[@mikenadanada7430]

That translator was spot on , I think if he stays with it he's got a real future ( it might be a heart attack or aneurysm ) but that's a future right ? You might wanna consider hiring him l😂😂😂.

[@luecillewilliams2381]

Maaan Please Do Not Stop… Keep Bringing the Smoke 🔥💯

[@andrewthekiwi9566]

Brilliant

[@maces1405]

💙🇺🇸 MIDTERMS 2026 F-ing VOTE this time! Your protest vote did this! Get mad VOTE mad or ....

[@billbradley4878]

Voter turnout was above average, this idea that some greater than normal number of people sat it out is patently false. After watching the DNC elect new leadership it is hilarious you think you can win in 2026. Losers gonna lose as the title of this video says. It is just that the dems dont realize it is them that are the losers, which is comical.

[@robertswartz806]

....you really believe there will be a mid term....

[@DeathByRabbit]

That guy to the left of the red head in the center frame at 3:03 is my spirit animal.

[@glenngriffon8032]

He looks like he's watching a donkey show take place in front of a fiery, slow motion train wreck. ...which, let's be honest, he is.

[@DeathByRabbit]

@@glenngriffon8032 100% lol

[@Youngcamdadon]

​@@glenngriffon8032I wish I could like this a million times. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@MasterHokageGamer]

Titus should run for president

[@PeggyAlderton]

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@deevalerie5857]

Excellent summary of THIS week's chaos & Trump-tastrophy!

[@atparentbsa]

The Republicans don't care... preaching to the choir 😕

[@andymclellan6502]

DEI - Donald Employs Idiots

[@Gary-j6i]

Trump has gone crazy and stupid😮😮😮

[@richyquarter7244]

Then the doctor cut the umbilical chord and the whining started.

[@toddmurphy390]

Oh boy!! I am so tired of winning.

[@tessaninetails8065]

"Everyone I've spoken to loves the idea" well duh! That's what happens when you surround yourself with yes men. They'll tell you what you want to hear, not what you need to hear 🤬

[@buzzsawgr81]

I'm laughing my ass off at the pro-Palestine idiots who either voted trump (despite trump always being pro-israel) or refused to vote cause harris wasn't doing enough for gaza. they really shot themselves in the foot with that one.

[@sunshine3914]

Not a laughing matter. They mostly practicing Muslims, & no way were they going to vote for a woman.

[@RamnRamn-du1fc]

Time for IMPEACHMENT. ASAP !!!!Time for IMPEACHMENT. ASAP !!!!Time for IMPEACHMENT. ASAP !!!!

[@nemonoteworthy2200]

What are the consequences for braking constitutional laws. Why is CORISTINE not arrested. Can i walk into a government building and take over computers?

[@susanberrier5727]

You probably wont see this but i just wanted to tell you that I'm so happy you're on the side of the good guys. I loved your tv show back in the day and thought you were funny as hell. When I saw you on youtube the day after the election and the utter disgust that you showed reinforced how much i liked you. Keep up the good work. Call me naive but i do think the light will overcome the darkness. This is needed to purge the collective energy and to bring real change. Clear lines have been drawn between good and evil. I have to believe that good will triumph over evil. I have to. Love and light to you. ❤️✨️

[@andrewmarshall5714]

You have my Australian sympathy!

[@smiller2044]

2:37 That gambling joke is underrated 😂

[@Oregoncoastgirl1111]

My new favorite man, thanks for making me laugh about all the craziness. Keep it up!

[@paulmackeigan7435]

The USA can look after itself now??😂 President Elon 😂

[@rickzuckett3064]

Four-thousand year nightmare? Did we really ALL just forget that the Ottoman Empire existed?

[@luckrequired5382]

MAGA: 'An egg, an egg, my Kingdom for an egg!' 🥚😢😭

[@Revolutionary-Independent]

Question: What borders Stupidity? Answer: Mexico and Canada.

[@boonnathan]

Australia is standing with Canada 🇦🇺🇨🇦

[@ronaldhester899]

OMG, i love you, keep it up !

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Love how Justin Trudeau walked in said "Yeah...Great deal Donald" and basically gave him absolutely nothing. 🤣

[@gregoryshinn9805]

Thanks for the video

[@shoognboogadventures1722]

Haha! This is great.

[@thomasmclean1361]

No new testament in America humans