Trump Sues Judge in Hush Money Case, Shifts Abortion Stance AGAIN & UConn Wins March Madness

The University of Connecticut Huskies are March Madness champions once again, Trump is suing the judge in his hush money case for issuing a gag order, the judge released the questionnaire that will be used to vet potential jurors, Trump is now saying that he is not for a federal law against abortion, Lindsey Graham and Mike Pence went after Donald, the weaklings who worship him think everything he does is great, and we mourn the closing of the 99 Cents Stores on the West Coast by reading texts staffers sent their moms about this news.
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[@Shea3224]

Joy Behar about Graham when it comes to trump: "Lindsey is always on his knees." 🤣🤣

[@Leonaza7]

Everyone that doesn't like this ruling needs to VOTE! Our rights, and those of our daughters and granddaughters depend on it. This is unacceptable.

[@dawnstanley1733]

Yes!! Absolutely!! I'm voting blue.

[@boxingexpert5427]

Hell yeah, vote if you're reading this, vote blue, protect our liberty, protect the next generations do what's right!

[@kimberlys8422]

Yeah girl.

[@JasonHammond93]

Hahaha, yall sound dirty. That's why I'm voting red

[@dawnstanley1733]

@@JasonHammond93 You don't count!!

[@lseh4720]

When my kids were really little and I discovered the dollar store for us very first time, I announce to them when they walked into the store, “you can have anything you want in the store, up to 20 of anything.“ I’ll never forget how excited they got. It was amazing. good memories. The store saved me from bankruptcy planning all their birthday parties. Sorry to see you go.

[@catpaladin1]

Now if we can cut down on the Dollar General stores out here in NC.

[@bwenluck9812]

​@@catpaladin1Oh, cat--they're next!!!! 😉

[@cindythomas5895]

SUING A JUDGE ??? He is never held accountable… NEVER EVER 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@piccalillipit9211]

Its Am3ric4 - he is rich. when every our rich people look like they are being investigated they suddenly move to Am3ric4 citing "lower business regulations" What they mean is - I wont get investigated for crimes or tax evasion here

[@orbyorta414]

😊😊

[@melodymoon5768]

Desperate people do Desperate things.

[@wisdomprepper]

It really is insane what he gets away with. Literally because of him, I am quickly losing my faith in our institutions! He is living proof that if you have enough money, you can do whatever you want and get away with everything.

[@akmpolsen]

He is just always on grievance offense. Have you ever heard of anyone attacking judges and prosecutors like this? Ever? Me, neither.

[@Leonaza7]

Why is he not being sanctioned for any of his frivolous filings. Stop the special treatment.

[@Something-there-there]

And they (Republicans) wanted tort reform... hypocrites

[@population-_-420]

It's like a miracle it will disappear

[@population-_-420]

We are rounding the corner

[@andrerogers9961]

$

[@aylbdrmadison1051]

@@andrerogers9961 : Yeps. But more specifically, Capitalism.

[@deborahwade2641]

What's really scary is we share this country with these creepy people.

[@stevevar4710]

WahWahWah

[@DJspAce82]

That's how I feel about both parties. Because you both have things in common. 🤭

[@susansellars3869]

creepy people? Have you looked at trump?

[@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288]

The 99¢ store piece was really sweet. Don't even get me started on how much I miss Sears.

[@roserose8283]

My most favorite coat I ever had came from Sears. 🐑🧥🐑

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

I'm so old that I remember when the .99 cent store was called the 5&10. Stuff was sold for a nickel or a dime.😅

[@Michael-en7of]

Ohh that’s the .99 cent store. I remember the 5&10. 😂

[@christal2641]

STOP THE STALL!

[@carolr7333]

Excellent and very funny!

[@bunyipdragon9499]

Comment of the day 🥇

[@christal2641]

@@bunyipdragon9499 😚 I'd like to thank the Academy..."

[@chrisray1567]

I have never seen Guillermo laugh so hard. It’s hilarious and contagious! 😂

[@dena6254]

Justice will be sweet! ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️

[@Derah_OG]

I swear, Guillermo's laugh is SO contagious

[@MilkieMouse]

I asked a Trump supporter "do you believe every defendant that sues the judge, or just the orange ones?" and forcing them to think through the question while framing it that way seems to set their heads alight. Seriously, if any other defendant pulled that, MAGA-types would be trashing them relentlessly. The hypocrisy is beyond bold now.

[@iStorm-my5fp]

The mental gymnastics is real

[@apriljk6557]

Some will still engage in discussion and actually hear the arguments made, but it's been so long for a lot that the costs they've sunk are an anchor dragging them to the depths.

[@lastjob2011]

I did that too. But mine was a comment on a KZbin video. 'Do you defend all rapists, or just Trump?' Interesting, they never responded.

[@marilynseib5471]

​@@apriljk655712:01

[@MsThebeMoon]

Where are the elected Democrats on all of this? Why are they not demanding Cannon be recused?

[@Shea3224]

Who cares if he gets a fair trial? I DON'T!! How he's done our country, system, & treated Americans!! IDC!! Not Heartless. Just one Pissed American Whose had ENOUGH!! 😡😡

[@boxingexpert5427]

You're not alone

[@joesunday199]

All people deserve a fair trial. The problem is that his has gone far and beyond fair. The courts are treating him with kid's gloves. 2 tiered justice system is right, but he is benefitting. 😡

[@80s-el9vc]

If you don't like this system. STOP Voting for this System.

[@joesunday199]

@@80s-el9vc Easier said than done. Many politicians will tell you they will change the system; but once they're in; they begin to love the system and not want it to change.

[@80s-el9vc]

@@joesunday199 Why do you keep falling for the same lies??? I say again, STOP Voting for this system. It's very easy.

[@realityjunky]

Since when can anyone do all this bullying and badgering of witnesses, court staff, lawyers, judges...insane!!

[@danielklimovich]

I love how Guillermo is laughing so hard that he can’t talk. 🤣

[@Alex-js5lg]

There should be a cap on lawsuits. He should be assigned court costs for every civil hearing or motion at this point.

[@solvseus]

He has had to pay for court costs and the other party's attorney fees sometimes. Well, his supporters who are still donating to him have.

[@kuistancfraine3488]

Yup

[@stevevar4710]

WahWah

[@richarddelconnor]

During six years of homeless life, I was at the $.99 store at least three times every week for ice and food.

[@juki6377]

hope you're doing ok today, 6 years is a long time

[@bunyipdragon9499]

Hope life has taken an up turn for you 💜

[@MarthaShandley]

No person in the USA should ever be hungry or homeless, that's because Trumpinski, be afraid, very,very afraid, vote blue 💙 straight tickets up and down ballots,ty.

[@desperadox7565]

6 years and you're not homeless anymore? Wow. 👍

[@apathybronson]

​@@MarthaShandleyyes not many people know that but until 9 years ago there were no homeless people in the US. There's also no other place that has homeless people in the world, because Trump was never their head of state.

[@christophermerlot3366]

As a Canadian I kept hearing Yukon and getting very confused...

[@janemack2667]

U Conn... funny!

[@Erin.56]

That’s funny. U Conn University of Connecticut

[@lspiegel5704]

You definitely should have more bits with the writers texting their moms. Hysterical!

[@HypnosisRN]

Wow--An LA institution going to pasture!! 99-Store....you will be remembered fondly!❤!😊

[@leannevandekew1996]

A question from the court for jurors at one of the Trump trial: " If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?"

[@Parmesana]

ha ha ha ha

[@desperadox7565]

Trick question. They never go to prison.

[@RWildekrav66]

Not soon enough !

[@NotUrBlkCrschnAntiGayMissile]

How many indictments does it take to upend a system designed to keep people like Trump, And former presidents, out of jail no matter what they do? ♾

[@amandaritzau2602]

I love how giddy Guillermo was! Hes friggin adorable

[@brandonmillar9693]

Guillermo laughing was gold

[@Winteramen]

Guilllermo cracking up is awesome lmao

[@realandsurreal]

Still the only late night host that always make me laugh out loud every time I watch. Keep up the great work Kimmel and writers!

[@evaadams8298]

Same! They are the best!!

[@stevevar4710]

Too bad kimmels so lame

[@freya8133]

@@stevevar4710 Why are you here?

[@ruthcyr4407]

Wow, 4000 Times sued

[@roliepoliecolie2200]

Thank you Jimmy & crew. ❤

[@Ari-pw6nu]

I'd support a bill to fund a wall around Mar-a-Lago and just let him be the leader of his own little kingdom.

[@treetopjones737]

A wall with no exits.

[@user-kb9cu4rl9z]

And no WiFi so he has to stay off social media.

[@bunyipdragon9499]

With no access to the golf course other than a window to tease him 😂

[@bryanspindle4455]

They can call it Trumpsylvania.

[@dennisheyes4561]

Mexico might actually chip in for that wall.

[@h.l.aristosolies5292]

I just realized that in my lifetime. I've seen the end of the penny candy store and the .99cent stores. I know it's nothing profound but it struck me as odd and kind of sad.

[@timothyburnett2770]

Me too 1 dollar bought 100 pieces of candy the little chocolate balls were 2 for a penny. Just think a quarter paid for 2 days worth of candy for a greedy person 😊

[@jcoopes5604]

By the way of 8-tracks, VHS, cassette tapes, hell even cds, and vinyl!

[@bryanspindle4455]

Even 7-11 had penny candy when they first opened. When they introduced Slurpees they were ten cents.

[@karstenstormiversen4837]

If you think it is sad that stores sells things that are made of slave labour stop to exist,that actually tells me that you only are thinking of yourself and not those that actually makes the stuff that is being sold! So i guess you are the person that do belive that people should not be paid a living wage then!

[@LindaC616]

​@@jcoopes5604vinyl has made a comeback

[@user-yy4jo9pk2b]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY! 🤪 Love the sentimental ☹️farewell to 99cent stores.

[@EuropeanWren]

Presidential immunity means dictatorship.

[@DonFahquidmi]

The fact that an eclipse can occur on a flat earth is suspicious. 😂

[@invisiblekid99]

CGI.

[@elirien4264]

😂

[@jdxx59]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@desperadox7565]

It's a hologram.

[@DonFahquidmi]

@@desperadox7565 That's the only logical explanation. A hologram like a telegram from God. He's definitely sending us a message.

[@paulc14]

How can a former president who tried to overturn an election be allowed to run for president again? It's BS.

[@boxingexpert5427]

How can Americans vote for what you just wrote smfh

[@stevetubvang3034]

I say the same thing. The funny thing about the law is that felons can't vote, but felons can be president

[@williambilly3269]

And a convicted sex offender

[@population-_-420]

Just remember Im voting for blue this November 5 🌊 & u should too

[@vsznry]

cuz: christians.

[@WizzardofOdds]

Trump should be thrown in jail for what he has put the US through for the past 8 yrs.

[@waynemillard7426]

That's fine if you don't mind the expense of keeping him in prison, but wouldn't it be more fitting to banish him to Russia or North Korea?

[@Gable3939]

You do realize who has been president for the last 4, correct?

[@jessifer23f]

You mean past 50 years.

[@jessifer23f]

@@waynemillard7426 He's not going to survive. He's old af and had covid 1-2 times.

[@jeanbeans7926]

Yup, and for the country's PTSD.

[@rosset4music]

How can a person guilty of treason even still be here?

[@PHILDR85]

That's right Guillermo! I'm belly laughing at the nuts too 🤣🤣😂🤣

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍

[@Leonaza7]

Funny how the states rights are always a state's right to treat people like property.

[@flyrobin2544]

We want our freedoms back!

[@pierrojules]

@@flyrobin2544 Then, vote blue!!!

[@cheryal2809]

Amazing, yeah. Seems every state's moneyed interests must be protected at all costs. Even at the cost of other's lives.

[@JasonHammond93]

@@flyrobin2544 Their freedom to live a promiscous life that might result in an intentionally unborn child? And we should just accommodate to their reckless lifestyle? Who do you think you are?

[@aylbdrmadison1051]

@@cheryal2809 : Yay Capitalism! 🙄 s/

[@MiBzAn]

You know times are tough when the dang 99 Cents Store closes.. that's going to hurt lot of poor people in the US. Ours, in Canada, is the most popular store. Dollarama. Their prices changed with the times. So now their minimum price is $1.25. It's kind of like Dollar General or Dollar or More stores. If we lost Dollarama here, it'd be absolute bedlam. 😢

[@californio1850]

@11:38 A 99 cent store sign at a strip mall surrounded by palm trees with a seagull flying in the background is one of the most Southern California scenes ever.

[@BonnieHaynes-gg4nk]

Kimmel just getting better

[@davismiller4369]

Trump: locked away by late summer. Thank you for giving it to him every night, Jimmy!

[@Roboticpycotic]

He LOVES trump. What would be be without him??

[@Selkie7]

​@@Roboticpycotiche would be a talkshow host

[@CallMeGailyn]

Holy macaroni, the insanity that the eclipse brought out is worse than finding out how few Americans know what an eclipse is.

[@Erin.56]

It brought out the crazies and the stupid

[@lagodifuoco313]

I moved away from California in 2020 after living there for 54 years. It's weird how nostalgic the 99 Cents Only store is in my memory. I have fond memories of going there with my late mother and the shopping there with my kids. 😢

[@brookecameron9680InaPigsEar]

Make America Sane Again show the whole world rationality still exists vote blue 💙💙

[@jasonw7521]

How exactly can Trump sue the judge handling his case? Trump is making a mockery out of our justice system.

[@sunnyside9273]

He is showing everyone there are two justice systems. One for poor & one for rich.

[@jasonw7521]

@@sunnyside9273 ... Yup, it sure seems that way.

[@theovanderstorm3171]

Delay,delay,delay, it’s a delaying technique. If the judge is being sued, he becomes a party opposite to Donny, which will raise questions about his impartiality in the case. Which of course will be grounds for appeal.

[@DebbieAppelhans]

pay for the supremacist for judges or cowards, not Charging. Trump.

[@jamesniagu274]

And the Justice system is allowing it.

[@tommyosuccess7919]

I love your monologues, I actually cannot wait to hear what you have to say Jimmy, you are the best!

[@ConnyHatch]

YOU ARE MY SHERO ECM. thank you for what you do and more who you are and what you share with us. i am SO GRATEFUL! 🙏🏽

[@leannevandekew1996]

Trump told Howard Stern, on air, that he "wished Marla would have taken care of it" He was talking about Marla's pregnancy with his daughter Tiffany.

[@deborahwilson4684]

@leanne He forced 1st wife Ivana to have SEVEN abortions. He DID try to convince 2nd wife Marla to abort their daughter.

[@vickiehodnett4360]

@@deborahwilson4684I am not surprised by this information.

[@invisiblekid99]

@@deborahwilson4684and now all he wants to do is date his daughter.

[@janemack2667]

@@deborahwilson4684. what's the source for this statement?

[@LindaC616]

​@janemack2667 several news organizations reported on it, but not with those words. He said "What are we going to do about it?" Someone doesn't know what quotation marks are for.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Only in a circus like America can Trump sue the Judge overseeing his trial that doesn't automatically result in him getting thrown in jail for being a dumbass

[@philipstanco6011]

Yes and if that is the case he should’ve been in jail decades ago.

[@user-ge1nk8if2h]

Hilarious~!!! Way to go!!!

[@kimberlys8422]

True unfortunately.

[@Fyawtfc]

Remember that song? Only in americaaaaaaa

[@ericdpeerik3928]

Sueing the judge to slow down the trial is contempt of court. If you or I did it we would be in jail awaiting trial.

[@deborahbrown236]

Send that whole crime family to Gitmo! Don't leave kushner behind.

[@martinstuvland8620]

7:53 When you see Guillermo lose character you know it's good! 😂

[@LaurenStone-bc5wr]

Trump has sued 4500 people! Hes a Karen!!

[@sundayhinojosa8114]

And a Traitor to the American People.

[@DonFahquidmi]

The Karen in Chief of the United States of America

[@user-gl5kj1fm5x]

and how many has he won?

[@rawworking]

Not many. He dismisses them when depositions are required of him.

[@apriljk6557]

​​@@rawworking I remember 8 lifetimes ago, during his 1st campaign, reading somewhere that he'd force the smaller businesses he hired to sue him for whatever he still owed them after the job was done. He'd just refuse to pay the agreed upon price insisting the job they did wasn't worth the full price and unless they had the excess wealth available to outlast him through the process (same MO we're all familiar with) of using his daddy's money to drain their resources, they wouldn't have much choice but to fold and accept his terms. Almost nobody has the ability to sustain the abuse of the legal system, losing way more money to win a judgment on principles, even if they wanted to. He destroyed so many family businesses and probably a lot of families too...just because he wanted to get away with "winning" and could save the buck, he'd rather spend on his lawyers than his labor debt to the working class Americans that built his precious glass house. He's scum.

[@larrysheetmetal]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN JUDGES BE ATTACKED , MUCH LESS LIKE TRUMP HAS AND I AM AMAZED HE GETTING AWAY WITH IT !!!!! YOU DO IT !! SEE YOU FIVE YEARS WHEN GET OUT OF JAIL !!!!!

[@mikebell719]

Back in the 1950s and early 1960s era, the dollar stores were called the 5 and dime stores. How's that for inflation?

[@Soulspinner001]

Give it time, they will be hatching a cunning plan. The next wave in money stretching commerce. The $1.99 store!! You can have that idea and copyright it before it happens. All the best from Scotland.

[@pamlooman8045]

Thank you Jimmy.. You make my day by topping off the night. 😂😂

[@williamcortelyou9072]

Working at the dollar store was the worst job i ever had. I cant imagine how bad the 99cent store was!

[@marygem]

What a mess our judicial system will be if Dump45 had his way.

[@csrb338]

It’s already a mess.

[@80s-el9vc]

Well biden does have his way and look what a MESS it IS.

[@labadoor2607]

If he gets in again. He will dismantle the supreme court.

[@dennisheyes4561]

@@labadoor2607 You make a good point. A mad king/dictator has no need for a Supreme court.

[@marygem]

@@80s-el9vc are you stupidly believing that Biden has any control over the ongoing state or lawsuits against dump?

[@54mgtf22]

The fact that there is a ‘Y’ in Monday is suspicious.

[@steven.h0629]

I heard this one today, fits perfectly trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal 🍔

[@elirien4264]

Truth

[@jaydoubleu3419]

Trump will say. Anything for our votes Biden 2024

[@disastermaster1413]

Trump said Biden 2024?

[@kimberlys8422]

I've noticed a lot of Biden/Harris stickers on cars and I'm Florida. There's hope.

[@80s-el9vc]

Yes, Vote for Biden. It is now what Putin wants...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaygray7102]

@@80s-el9vc that's some pretty heavy sarcasm.

[@political_junkie]

Trump appointed the judges that overturned Roe v Wade and bragged about it, Kari Lake supported the 1864 abortion ban just a year ago and there are multiple clips of it on social media platforms, and other republicans cheered for the abortion ban laws, but today they want you to think that they disagree with the AZ Supreme Court decision. Don't get fooled by these hypocrites. Roe your vote in November.

[@walterfristoe4643]

I can't wait to see what MT Soylent Greene has to say about the upcoming cicadapocalypse! 🤣

[@deborahbarnes6741]

Her boyfriend already has. Said the "locusts" will be attacking people.

[@allein1001]

Did that guy say "kicada"?

[@victoriaorellana9745]

Was that the 99 cent store at Sunset ? ...I got the last packages of dish sponges !😭

[@user-gg8bh7mk8h]

What a nice tribute to the 99 cent stores. My son lives in LA and is devastated. So, thank you for honoring them as an institution that will no longer be. 😢

[@LaurenStone-bc5wr]

Trump suing the judge is like tattletelling! Hes a child!!

[@mytexasdays1526]

That's the mango melanomas middle name "sue". What attorney would do that for him since he never pays his hired help. I move we change the order of our calendar to November comes after April.

[@dannyburleigh1]

I have 2 close Girlfriends that work at the same 99cent Store here in VEGAS,so we are totally bumbed out!! I will be the only one with a safe job again but it sometimes doesn't pay much but other times it pays GREAT! It mostly pays great Thursday to Sunday. Why can't a Billionaire step up and fix this problem?!

[@catpaladin1]

Do your girlfriends know about each other or both just live close to you?😂

[@robertgandler3177]

Spot on honest and hysterical as always!

[@NewMessage]

That lady nearly killed Guillermo!

[@oceanoflotion8630]

That was suspicious

[@ashlibabbitt8609]

Arizona is where old people go to bake in the sun😂

[@WinstonSmith19847]

I see it's the American version of Eastbourne in the UK.

[@irishbryan0610]

That's not true, I'm stuck here because my behavioral health license won't transfer to a different state 😂

[@robertlasher7461]

Jimmy Kimmel is THE BEST late night host since Johnny Carson ! He tells it like it is with perfect humor !

[@regionalflyer]

Hey now! Don't put trekkies like myself in the same bucket! 😂

[@PRLIBRE_SOBERANO]

Jimmy el mejor

[@guinsey]

It's not a motor home It's a motor coach Thomas corrected the interviewer that asked him.😊

[@sundayhinojosa8114]

God forbid Thomas would ever accept a free Motor Home. 🤣🤣🤣

[@guinsey]

@@sundayhinojosa8114 Lol

[@bobtreloar3106]

Thank you, jimmy kimmel you are the voice of reason!

[@user-we2rv7op2g]

I just felt it for the first time. I've never felt this way before. I felt that the internet is maybe not so good and not everyone should have it.

[@junkboxxxxxx]

LA will be really different without 99¢ Only

[@alfredgeorge3186]

There's still the dollar store...

[@Erin.56]

We don’t have those stores on the East coast 99 cent We do have Dollar stores

[@edwardrichardson7076]

The truly innocent are not desperate to delay their trials.

[@MegaToronto1]

Hey, that Mucus Relief syrup was $2.99 in a .99 cent store! WTF? 🤣

[@StudioLB]

Trump is going to prison Quote me on that

[@sunshine3914]

No US President will ever serve any time behind bars, no matter how high the crime.

[@sunshine3914]

No US President (nor former president) will ever be sentenced to prison, for any amount of time. Just not gonna happen.

[@sunshine3914]

Get a reality check.

[@StudioLB]

@@sunshine3914 Obviously. It's why we fired the Grand Orange 🍊😂

[@StudioLB]

@@sunshine3914 Screenshot saved

[@lindaporter3726]

Don't you notice that mafia don squints a lot?

[@elirien4264]

He probably needs glasses, but his vanity stops him wearing them.

[@vangleasen]

Stop the stall, put him in jail until after his trials

[@debramiller8950]

So many lawsuits so little time… he is numbed by the drama. What a loser.

[@Electric_Funeral]

If you buy your pregnancy test from the 99 cents store it cancels out the condoms you bought there

[@DvnFrnd4878]

Hilarious 😂 😢

[@xfaktur2261]

SAVE THE 99!!!

[@williamcook7527]

Someone already did. They're reopening three months after the final close out sales 😂

[@TUBESTOOL]

1864 is 14 years after residential toilets started becoming commonplace in America. We have pocket-sized computers and electric vehicles and were sticking with laws from a time when the life expectancy was 40 years.

[@karen-ec8yz]

Loved the confused “Eclipse Prophets”

[@karstenstormiversen4837]

And guess what they are also golden members of the orange cult as well!

[@rangerider4288]

The fact that the "certifiable" have not been "certified" ...is very, very suspicious!

[@jdxx59]

Yes and there are ALOT of them!

[@PharaohFluidity]

Damnit this reminded me I have Jury Duty tomorrow

[@veecee3669]

I didn't feel sad about the 99¢ Stores closing until I watched Jimmy Kimmel's "tribute". It was almost like a funeral, so RIP 99¢ Stores, may you go to that great shopping center in the sky...

[@jeffcox4538]

Great show!

[@anitatimmons9525]

LMAO when Jimmy said a guy with a set of nuts hanging off the back of his truck. We have a idiot here in my town with them on his truck they blink like a cat ball toy. lmao

[@charlieevergreen3514]

7:27 “Ki-Kay-Da”?! So, dude is so knowledgeable about cicadas that he doesn’t even know how to pronounce their name. But he’s definitely clear on what their behavior means.

[@dr983]

Thank you JK for always bringing a smile to my face.

[@freddiemontanez8461]

I like watching Jimmy Kimmel videos.

[@CharlesJohnson-ui2pk]

Come on Monday👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@nartouzumaki8232]

Can't they just call it the 2 Dollar Store? ..

[@jokendrick2124]

My 97 year old mother used to love the 99 cent store. I prefer Dollar Tree, haha! It is the end of an era!

[@DragonKazooie89]

So did my 94-year-old grandma!

[@suds5214]

The Dollar Tree stores in the East raised the price of everything to $1.25.

[@adb888]

So destroying property is okay when celebrating a sporting event, but not okay when someone is killed by the people paid to protect them...got it.

[@scotsmanofnewengland7713]

UConn removed all the lampposts and had more security on hand since last years wins the students destroyed and did a lot of damage. Only one window was broken this year and only UConn students were allowed to attend the showing of the game on campus. Crazy