Trump Turns Down COVID Vaccines & Ted Cruz Can’t Handle the Truth

[@petuniapop7819]

Bruh. Who ever is doing Kimmel's deepfake videos is TOO good at it. That Rudy will give me nightmares.

[@mikotomisaka8714]

Kimmel is notorious for having some INCREDIBLE people editing staff. The special effects are so amazing they're worthy of being in block buster movies in plenty of cases.

[@carolinenjeri6793]

Lllll

[@caspa7]

Uncanny for sure!

[@PresidentUSVI]

Mehnnnnnn, I was just about to comment the same thing.

[@edwardwright5377]

Looked like Robert Duvall

[@khalilhabermann2271]

Get Guillermo a chair with a backrest for Christmas

[@paulshutts6412]

Shot 🥃 of oj

[@imfromdowntown]

@Khalil Habermann Nah. Guillermo used to stand the entire time the cameras were rolling. Now he gets to sit and backless stools and chairs promote proper posture which is great for your spine.

[@candielandssweetadventures]

😂

[@1indefinitetruth]

YES!!! 😂😂

[@jeniferjohnson374]

@Daniel Flores or after it😅

[@kimclarke5018]

I’m a nurse and I will be in line to get the vaccine. If I can look after patients and have a vaccine on board I’m there...

[@meganh4011]

Thank you hang in from a PCA

[@porfi3765]

Thank you for what you do! 😷💙

[@nicholeb2746]

You deserve it and more!Add Ptsd therapy and a vacation!

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

Do you know any extra info on the vaccine 💉?

[@patcyzauskas7216]

Your employer will make it mandatory. One year I was told no flu shot, no work. I’m allergic to eggs and can not take them so I wasn’t allow to work. I felt bad for my ICU coworkers. We need you to be protected so you can continue to be a nurse

[@b0ricko]

AS CARLIN ONCE POINTED OUT: IF YOU'RE BORN IN THIS WORLD, YOU GOT A TICKET TO THE FREAK SHOW. IF YOU'RE BORN IN THE USA, YOU GOT A FRONT ROW SEAT.

[@stevencruise5516]

Thanks for reminding us about that quote, one of my faves from a brilliant mind who is sorely missed. George Carlin was the best!

[@susanmozda910]

Mr. Carlin’s brain would be swelling from the amount of material formed over the last few years.

[@stevencruise5516]

@@susanmozda910 dont those comedians have the easiest job in the world these days?

[@MrWhodini22]

@@stevencruise5516 Not really. You can't go to over the top ludicrous with either the Trump administration in the US or the Johnson administration over here in the UK. Pretty much whatever stupid stuff you come up with, can be met with a "yeah they probably said that.".

[@jamesmccarte1609]

@@MrWhodini22 As someone said, every time you think Trump couldn't said any thing more stupid, he proves you wrong! lol

[@LahainaStrong444]

I'm glad Jimmy is with us. Comforting!

[@DayDreamerbyDhang]

Wow! Two men calling each other liars are now best buddies 😂😂😂😂 "Jerks of the same feathers lies together!"

[@coloradomushman]

Liars*

[@patriciaselwyn799]

Just so sad, and everyone in the globe wonders: is this America?

[@aadeezology9743]

@@patriciaselwyn799 Yeah i am. Cant believe i actually wanted to come to ur country for studies man. I still love Americans, some of them are great but i will try not to touch America with a 50,0000000000000 light years long pole.

[@youreoffline4934]

I'll use this quote so often and I'll not bother crediting you because I'm a daydreamer too

[@romans7842]

I thought it was Rudy until I saw his teeth were straight and then I knew he was an impersonator.

[@lyndajames6396]

Yeah, if they had given him yellow hippopotamus tusks, he would have been perfect.

[@gmonie619]

I think its a deep fake yeah? I cant tell anymore!!

[@fashionwithcora1062]

Lol...I thought the same thing 😁😁

[@oso7223]

It's too clean to be a good rendering effect. The artist should have add little more dirt in the cheeks or the color a little to be the thing that it is.

[@lolawants2008]

@@gmonie619 They are BLENDING deep fakes with a stand-in actor… I had to watch the Trump one so many times because I decided it was a deep fake and then I was like no wait it’s an actor LOL it’s both. They’re somehow laying parts and features on top of an actor. This one should’ve opened his eyes more crazy. But the reason it looks so real it’s because it kind of is, like on Trump the part that got me was his skin. Because it really was trumps big ugly orange pores haha

[@hopeforbetter382]

Wisdom and Courage are two words hardly to associate with Trump administration!

[@wealthyprosperous628]

Hunter BIDEN has the wisdom.

[@tanyajackson-smith7885]

Attorneys should have their licenses suspended for ridiculous charges that don’t have physical evidence, wasting the courts’ time, and taxpayers’ money.

[@rynwildfire4444]

Yes however the fact that no one will ever hire them again may have to do

[@beenaplumber8379]

I thought that's what the Bar Association did to chronic filers of frivolous lawsuits - that or maybe the judges should start slapping them with contempt of court. It's truly a waste of judicial resources and it legitimizes a farce that is badly eroding democracy. If ever there was a case for contempt, I think that's it.

[@Trish-fv7ck]

The President of the House says he will not seat the 106 slime ball anarchist Congressmen who signed the latest lawsuit presented to SCOTUS.. Best news I heard all day.

[@Clyde]

@@Trish-fv7ck We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest, ♥️♥️

[@lisachaput2952]

1,500 lawyers sent a letter to the bar association, calling for sanctions for Trump's attorneys and sent evidence with their letter last week

[@therese7477]

One of my favorite ways to start the morning before work... watching the monologue from the night before. I love Jimmy’s delivery and timing.

[@dyskelia]

I find jimmy so re-assuring. Makes me feel better

[@kamharmon2463]

Reassuring is one word, no hyphen necessary.

[@nicholasbiddle7893]

@@kamharmon2463 Actually, you can hyphenate that word. Re assuring would be incorrect but either of the ways above is acceptable.

[@Clyde]

@@nicholasbiddle7893 We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

[@kamharmon2463]

@@nicholasbiddle7893Yeah I could check in to it but you're probably right. Language, with all its syntax and spelling and grammar, etc is a fluid kinda thing. I took high school English in 1985, it was just one word then.

[@martintaper7997]

He has a very highly tuned radar for the absurd, and the absurd is trending in these times.

[@YungJ]

Those deep fakes they’ve been doing are wild bro 😂

[@francescomarialeo]

they should mark it as fake...

[@philguy8563]

It's funny now, but wait till the deep fakes of Obama and Clinton plotting with our lizard overlords are pushed out to the QAnon accounts..

[@ShadyBear420]

You should check out Sassy Justice on YT by the creators of South Park!!!

[@somelolplayer6199]

Love the deepfake, but yeah, as a general rule everywhere there should be a disclaimer somewhere 🙄

[@xl000]

Not a deepfake though. Same actor used at 11:02... Deepfakes are not that good yet.

[@seanpatrick1243]

“Freedom loving” Ted Cruz removed my comment from his KZbin channel when I quoted those very words on his channel.

[@gmork1090]

There's a quote somewhere about the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist. Pretty sure this relates.

[@BlackWind90]

Of course, it's freedom of speech, not freedom to comment on youtube to remind him how much of a hypocrite he is.

[@seanpatrick1243]

@@BlackWind90 Hypocrite is about the nicest thing I could call him. And I say nice things compared to what his Republican colleagues say about him.

[@Trish-fv7ck]

He did the same thing to me.

[@Clyde]

@@gmork1090 We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

[@suzannemulvehill2215]

Watching Jimmy Kimmel Live Reminds me of watching Saturday night live in the late 1970s. Only it’s five days a week instead of one! Daily dose of laughter and news🌜🌚🌞❄️⛈☃️

[@rkeller8141]

Not hearing or seeing as frequent Txxxx has felt like being released from a mental hospital. There still news about him, his denial of reality that he lost, and looking like he’s off his meds, but the 24/7 of feeling his oppressiveness has left my head. I am grateful for January 2021.

[@mercator79]

That contestant was awesome! Not only did a great job with the answers, but has a great personality too!

[@emiynu]

Jimmy has the best special effects/ graphics crew in late night.

[@adriennebolles711]

That lady on the medication or Jewish holiday quiz did great especially for not being able to see spelling. He ought to give better prizes a little money for these rough times to such a cool lady.

[@reginaphalange3225]

I second that! 😁

[@rosed3607]

Jimmy Kimmel did an awful job pronouncing those celebratory days and holidays I couldn't stop laughing or shaking my head 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What would my grandmother think 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasm9384]

Much love to cast and crew! Guillermo is a national treasure!!!

[@lovepet4565]

Its not the STATE its one person: the GOP ag Utah Gov disagrees w his AG saying he never even conferenced with him on doing this.

[@coultergill7728]

He and his Lt Governor actually condemned Reyes

[@Clyde]

@@coultergill7728 We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

[@mikeb7826]

Wisdom and courage; two attributes trump does not have!

[@wealthyprosperous628]

Hunter Biden

[@Taszyful]

@@wealthyprosperous628 anything more ? Or just that ?

[@mrwascallyt9865]

@@wealthyprosperous628 bugs bunny . i can blurt out random names too . your turn again .

[@Taszyful]

@Egon Pax lol what exactly are you guys arguing about here ? You like oranges but I hate apples? You trump fans get triggered so quickly

[@mikeb7826]

Taszmaniia Gaming, I watch Jimmy to have a laugh, trumpturds watch Jimmy to get wound up! 😅😂😅😇

[@tomd8019]

That gnarly car fart at 14:06 really stole the show. 💨 😂

[@nicholeb2746]

Can you say Trump supporter? 🤣

[@krulzs]

"Wisdom and courage" "Wants to nuke a hurricane and hides in a bunker"

[@MrThejboe3oh5]

Lol sounds crazy but this has been studied since the 50s and cloud seeding really does happen,look up how China is actively manipulating the climate in their region, they have a whole unit responsible for it and nuking hurricanes actually has alot of study around it being effective or not, its been a legit questionable option for a very long time...tho I'd rather not be around if ever it got clearance being in the hurricane alley and all.

[@jamisonplotkin3091]

@@MrThejboe3oh5 no 👎 nuking hurricanes is stupid.

[@MrThejboe3oh5]

@@jamisonplotkin3091 well then I guess you didn't really understand anything I said because not once did I say it was a good idea,I did acknowledge that I wouldn't want any part of it or to be around if ever it became an actual option.

[@MrThejboe3oh5]

@@jamisonplotkin3091 all I said was that the idea of nuking a hurricane isn't something stupid he thought of,it has been an idea and researched by scientists since the 50s of being possibly a way to weaken a hurricane or disrupt it long enough to break its formation.But im sure you were very aware of it being in speculation since the 50s and I wasn't telling anyone anything new that they didn't already know🤷‍♂️

[@robertnett9793]

@@MrThejboe3oh5 Cloud seeding and nuking Hurricanes are two completely different things. One is sprinkling the cloud with - I believe iodine or silver-iodine to create accumulation spots for water dropletts to collect and rain off - befor for example hitting areas you don't want rain, like parades or stuff. And nuking hurricanes might have been studied for a time - especially in the 50' where you could solve everything with a proper nuke... Allthough... it might be a) a bit unpredictable - being a violent explosion in a powerful weather phenomenon... It's a bit like firing frozen chicken in airplane-turbines in order to stop them. Might work. Might not work - anyway it's going to be messy. And b) also weather phenomenons don't care for borders - and neighbouring countries might be a bit miffed about nukes being exploded in their vacinity - especially with the fallout and all that. Also there are a few international agreements about not using the weather as weapon or manipulating weather on a large scale... Yes. It has been studied - and disregarded for literally not being worth the risk. edit: wording

[@thomasbabcock5174]

You got me again Jimmy, that Rudy was too real.😂 you can only fool me 5-6 more times and i will catch on. Stay Safe Everyone.

[@samanthak5831]

Thanks Jimmy for keeping me laughing. Blessings everyone

[@leedevlin8260]

I think free speech is over rated when ppl cant act responsibly and refuse to distinguish basic truth and lies

[@HeathWatts]

The good thing about free speech is that we can fact check their lies and call them out. If we didn't have free speech, Trump and other politicans might make it illegal to question their lies.

[@oasiscrushinglife6878]

Freedom of speech includes the freedom to lie

[@Clyde]

@@HeathWatts We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

Basic truth is synonomous with whatever the authority mainstream says? That's scary.

[@HeathWatts]

@@Clyde Thanks. What would the theme be?

[@PierreBibeau-tj6of]

Wisdow and Courage?????? Man-child and cowardliness.

[@aleisaetheridge8682]

For Real. Is Trump asking what the meaning of those words r ? I'm sure He doesn't know.

[@rileylabski]

He was too busy with his heel spurs to muster any courage. Interestingly, his feet hurt bad enough to keep him from being drafted but he seems to do just fine on the golf course, day in day out . . .

[@berylaldred6833]

Trump talking about himself again he just got the names mixed up..

[@soleilm3866]

My thoughts exactly

[@wealthyprosperous628]

Hunter Biden

[@soleilm3866]

@@wealthyprosperous628 what about Hunter abiden?..

[@Clyde]

@@soleilm3866 We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

[@MrKev7]

This show is the best out of all the "LATE NIGHT" ones 👍🏼💯

[@timduggan1962]

And Laurie at the end? Priceless!!! Give her a job!!!

[@rhemaprice5679]

Hey stay safe everybody

[@Patricia-uu6wo]

Same to you!!!

[@kimclarke5018]

Remember wash your hands and wear your masks 😷. Peace.

[@jeniferjohnson374]

Thanks! Same to you!!

[@zeldas_lullaby]

Thank you, you too!

[@rickc2102]

Remember to wash your masks and wear your hands 🤗

[@DonnaSnyder]

Excellent monologue. Thank you.

[@immertoll1]

Rudy won’t look that good in a million years.

[@willritter4076]

I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

[@Clyde]

@@willritter4076 We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

[@Teas4Sissies1]

But Rudy will look great in orange!

[@hudson5610]

"Trump deserves his day in court" - yes, yes he does and I am sure he will get much more than one day in court and hopefully many years in jail.

[@Clyde]

We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

[@hudson5610]

@john linford May not be enough room for Biden after Trump and all his corrupt cronies fill up all the prisons.

[@jerbear1601]

Trump and his family will not see one day in court or jail. The lawyers may see some court but he will walk away and that is a big problem.

[@hudson5610]

@@jerbear1601 It would be a problem - but I have faith in NY and hopefully they will not fail us.

[@jerbear1601]

@@hudson5610 The smart money says he will walk, his family will walk and all of his friends will get pardons. Even Biden says it should all be let go and carry on. What a frigging joke.

[@bobjolly7795]

I love this guy.....we could all use a hefty dose of his good humor

[@dianefanning9646]

Says the man who has no idea what COURAGE is.

[@nicholeb2746]

Or wisdom...

[@gmork1090]

@@nicholeb2746 Or integrity. Kindness. Forgiveness. Mercy. Intelligence. Loyalty. Humility. The list goes on and on.

[@Jons007]

I can't believe you didn't mention the Sen Gohmert's embarrassing tooth/denture loss on camera!! That was hilarious

[@Clyde]

We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

[@Jons007]

@@Clyde i looked through it. Longest 30 seconds of my life!!

[@ldsargent3553]

That was fun. Thanks to Brett and the Jimmy Kimmel staff for the cool swag!

[@howardkerr8174]

Jimmy, your writers are out doing themselves this month...they better have gotten large Christmas bonuses.

[@docnams4870]

You are a rockstar and a stress buster Jimmy sir ... thank you on behalf of medical fraternity for advocating for vaccines and for entertaining us during these tough 10 months and THROUGH THESE HORRIBLE FOUR YEARS ( sorry could not help writing in caps as some people understand the CAPS LANGUAGE Only 😂😂)

[@bode7164]

Jimmy should be way more generous with the people playing his little games. His prizes now are a rip off. Lorrie was awesome.

[@nicholeb2746]

Right? People out here dying and broke. No stimulus relief..damn homie share the wealth, its the holidays🙄😒

[@mikegrand4181]

He gave her free Percocet. What could be a better prize than free opioids?

[@btwix88]

I think she got some Jimmy merch. LD Sargent commented that she had fun and thanked Jimmy for the swag.

[@Beruthiel45]

Yeah. Last night an adorable kid got false dentures. Thumbs down Jimmy. 🥸

[@Chavez787]

Dude , the Kimmel show has always awarded folks cheap ridiculous prizes.. This is not the Price is Right lol

[@perfectstudents8361]

We are embarrassed that Lyin' Ted represents our great state of Texas.

[@uptheirons06]

Lol no we are not. Would you rather be sold out to China?

[@zestymashup7645]

@@uptheirons06 get off infowars you sheep

[@uptheirons06]

@@zestymashup7645 don’t like infowars, but I mean Biden and his family literally took millions from China, the Ukraine, and Russia. Proof actually exists, unlike the Trump Russian Collusion Hoax, but you’re too dense to see it. Forget left and Right, Republican vs Democrat, how about truth in politics and representing the people, and not being crooked pieces of doo? Or are you selectively blind to it? Let me guess, Eric Swalwell is a stellar guy who never knew he was sleeping with a Chinese spy right? Damn you infowars! You know cause things like This never happen! I mean democrats literally killed off JFK, but hey, come on man! Ever wonder why the MSM, and far left have you wondering about Tax returns, while they literally benefit off of foreign deals? Nah you’re too brainwashed or maybe you’re brain dead. You tell me.

[@zestymashup7645]

@@uptheirons06 Did I say I was a democrat? Hunter Biden is being investigated and if he is guilty that's bad for him but 1. Joe Biden is not Hunter Biden and 2. Investigation doesn't mean guilt. I never said anything about Swalwell and don't condemn his actions if they are true. But innocent until proven guilty right? Sounds like you are just rattled your butt buddy trump lost the election by a landslide! Maybe 2024 will treat you better.

[@zestymashup7645]

@@uptheirons06 Also, you say the democratic party killed JFK, yet JFK himself was a democrat at the top of the party...So was it a suicide? Or is the non-MSM which is clearly more credible according to you (because they cater to people like you who believe the world is out to get them-the vaccine is going to microchip me! Rich people are evil!) telling you that it was a suicide?

[@seanpatrick1243]

Wisdom and Courage WC - oh, that makes sense as he is flushing democracy down the toilet.

[@Clyde]

We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

[@seanpatrick1243]

@@Clyde Sorry, but who are you and what do you represent?

[@Clyde]

@@seanpatrick1243 we're just looking for interesting guests from all walks of life to have a conversation with and share ideas and learn from each other. Please consider it. Hopefully we can count on you as a supporter for now whilst you are still thinking so please hit that subscribe button on the channel ❤️❤️ Thanks

[@seanpatrick1243]

@@Clyde Thank you for the offer, but I respectfully decline. I do not understand what you wish to discuss and the videos uploaded to your channel seem an homage to Elon Musk. Nothing against Musk in that observation, but I simply have not idea of what your channel is even about not who you are.

[@JohnTLyon]

Watching Rudy turn into a bat was totally wicked!!! Kudos to whoever does your videos!!!

[@susanwilliams1594]

I love Colbert, but Kimmel is the best. He’s as 21st century Carson.

[@Music4EverKanekavi]

Nobody would ever say that or type it

[@Music4EverKanekavi]

Bot

[@Music4EverKanekavi]

You can tell jimmy is that desperate in his dying eyes and shitty laugh track

[@wonderyearsdouche475]

I love Carson Daly

[@danamichel7709]

Scorpio both!

[@fifthbusiness1678]

Jimmy, I don’t know who dresses you, but he/she is doing a great job. You always have excellent, perfect-fitting suits.

[@eddym5532]

Ted Cruz, is a natural brown nose.

[@aaahandynewtry5978]

He's growing out his beard hoping we won't notice.

[@karenhearne]

Just as bad as desantis

[@chrisstaats9398]

The white dodge truck rolling coal at the 14min mark is awesome! Well played fellas well played

[@aberdeenhank4038]

Haha! First they called him "Lyin' Ted" and now they call him "Lion Ted".

[@michaeltrimble7680]

It’s sad when you have to turn to satirists for hope in this country! Thank you for helping us laugh through these hard times, Jimmy!

[@richardalexander5758]

MAGA Diapers, now that's going to be a big seller this Christmas.

[@eroscreatives]

In Australia, we've still got Dump Trump Dunny rolls from 2016. We've kept them as a relic of the weirdest and most banal presidency in modern history. I saw one of these dump trump dunny rolls in a pub a few years ago and someone had written above the toilet roll dispenser "Photos of Trump. To develop, wipe."

[@richardalexander5758]

@@eroscreatives I need to visit Australia...Thanks for sharing that!!!

[@wealthyprosperous628]

BIDEN WILL BE THE FIRST CUSTOMER. Hunter BIDEN will make his father proud!

[@Clyde]

@@eroscreatives We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

[@youreoffline4934]

Ooooooohhhhh

[@emeraldfox76]

That Lorrie was so adorable! Good work, too!

[@jaydickey1049]

No kidding, too cute, love to see her smile without the mask.....

[@FreshRose-z3s]

I thought that was Guliani for real;

[@Clyde]

We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest, ♥️♥️

[@wonderyearsdouche475]

HoTTo DoGGu!

[@FootballFanLeanne]

@@Clyde ... geeez. How many invites are you giving out? You sound hard up for content.

[@christophgoddertz58]

The Rudy Part right in the beginning is so great .... i first heard the voice , looked with one eye and thought it was him ..... well done 👍🏻 and a big laught

[@livelife365]

"There is also a plane in America where a guy wears diapers...it's called Airforce One!"

[@dragonballflee9882]

I wonder if biden can run the country from the old folks home 😂

[@thierrykeefe]

Cringe

[@unknownpresident]

Your calling my burger rapper my diaper ?

[@maskdwn4445]

No doubt, big baby trump.. 🤣 👶

[@jamesmccarte1609]

@@dragonballflee9882 Hmmmm, there is what, 3 years difference between him and Trump? And by the way, the idea that age makes someone disabled is total bullshit

[@alexklein2029]

"Yellvis is not leaving the building" :-DDD

[@ksc743]

Ted Cruz: "Trump is one of the biggest liars on earth." Jimmy "oh that was before Ted lost his backbone." So frikkin true🤣🤣🤣

[@nicole6323]

@gary s same with trump

[@RKarmaKill]

Who else is worried about the future. Laugh dont cry 😢

[@debbieedwards420]

Worrying a lot more lately.

[@kingloxx471]

Whenever they talk about these "National Surveys" ... I always wonder how in 33 years on earth, I've NEVER been called to participate in these surveys... Hmmm. Who the hell are they polling?

[@rondellthreadgate8092]

I love Guillermo’s laugh , it makes me smile !

[@DibIrken]

Holy smokes! I really thought that was Rudy. 😳😳😳

[@pika23]

I'm dying at lion ted 🦁 he'll hold up trump like simba

[@gmork1090]

And then toss him off the cliff at the very first opportunity to be king himself.

[@Clyde]

@@gmork1090 We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

[@raygunsforronnie847]

Uncle Scar!

[@clearfield2009]

“The caps are locked & loaded.” 👍🏼‼️👍🏼‼️

[@Clyde]

We'd love to invite you to our podcast as a guest ♥️♥️

[@ellakay976]

Kümmel always has the best monologues of the late night game .

[@springsunshine8944]

This show always makes me laugh. Thank you Jimmy

[@harryschaefer5887]

Percocet & Matzo ball soup sounds like a winner!

[@aldoraine8459]

Your show is great. Thank you.

[@TheFrozenFlame05]

I really hope that once the pandemic is over, Jimmy and Guillermo give each other a big hug.

[@TheFrozenFlame05]

@Dylan Lev I can’t tell if ur joking or not. I hope you are.

[@miguelv712]

I am from Texas and I can proudly say I voted against Ted Cruz and will do it again

[@bigbeauf_____3167]

I laughed right along Jimmy when that guy smoked up the street, 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.

[@thomaslheureux3846]

OMG that guy looks just like Rudy Giuliani

[@wickiuprat]

I think it is Rudy or video Rudy they must have some superior technology I think to make these videos look and sound real. Very cool.

[@Gingerhannah23]

Seriously 👍🏻

[@mamamayhem7125]

Its a deepfake.

[@kingdavid9252]

Deep fakes getting good.

[@Gingerhannah23]

@PR King hahahahaha yes, girl 🙌🏻 dead giveaway 😂😂

[@pas84av2]

As a Jets fan...that hurts, and I agree.

[@debbieedwards420]

Just losing just like the Detroit Lions

[@Sombra_Azul_]

@@debbieedwards420 Damn!

[@NewMessage]

"I think he's about to visit the Wizard of Oz." A con man who somehow weaseled his way into a leadership position, who went on and on about a witch hunt, has no brain, heart, or courage of his own, a hairdo made of straw, a sidekick made of tin, and has the hands of a munchkin? Heck.. he's the whole movie rolled into one guy!

[@debbieseverson5130]

Wow, you did good.

[@aleisaetheridge8682]

True , I don't know if the Wizard would have all the parts needed to make Donald Trump a decent human being r a smart one.

[@lyndajames6396]

Pity he’s not in Kansas now!

[@vsGoliath96]

Hey, that's a great joke! Well done.

[@christianvanhalan7982]

I hope he'd rather end up in HBO's Oz.

[@duvessa2003]

You are the man, Jimmy! You always make me laugh. I hope you will parody the living hell out of anyone who doesn’t get on board for Bernie Sander’s direct payments. My holiday wish for them is that they will begin to look, on the outside, like what they’re made of on the inside!

[@tamimtajik]

God damn it---I couldn't stop laughing... Jimmy you're amazing.

[@MausMasher54]

Cruz is in Epstein's lil black book....

[@aleisaetheridge8682]

That's what I think and Graham too. They were all about how awful Trump was before He got the goods on them. Even Trumps new little lawyer , Jenna Ellis talked about how awful Trump was. Trump has something r he's paid 'biggly 'for all that loyalty.

[@nicholeb2746]

He looks like a kiddie tickler 🤢

[@nicholeb2746]

He looks like a kiddie tickler 🤢

[@jlobiafra]

@@aleisaetheridge8682 dont be silly, lyndsey graham dont like females

[@aleisaetheridge8682]

@@jlobiafra lmao Your so right. What was I thinking ?

[@lukevorbau]

Whenever I see Ted Cruz all I can think bout is the bad lip reading when he opening admits he had burned down a camp with gasoline😂😂

[@Eisenarsch]

The poor Giuliani impersonator looks exactly like Rudy...

[@peterpiper7441]

It must really suck to look like Rudy.

[@timduggan1962]

The "Slumber Sack" is effing BRILLIANT!!! EPIC!

[@rohananya]

I love Guermo’s infectious laugh !! 😂😂😂 xx

[@KittySnicker]

This Jew appreciates the Hanukkah segment!

[@jeremycuriel8352]

What does she mean by vetching?

[@meh8982]

@@jeremycuriel8352 She meant "kvetching," which means to whine and complain.

[@jeremycuriel8352]

@@meh8982 much abliged kind sir/madam

[@zinckey5]

I just saw Rudy Frankenstein, how did I know I saw his teeth looking like a Vampire

[@lydialas1649]

@Hi Samuel how are you doing

[@zinckey5]

@@lydialas1649 Hey Lydia I am good, and I am soooo happy, have yourself a great weekend

[@lilmissgeee7193]

Ted Cruz just popped up, said "im gonna tell you what I think of Donald Trump...." n then my viewing was interrupted by an advert for homeless shelter during the pandemic 🤣🤣🤣 oh the irony 😂💯👏

[@ronk9830]

I love it when they dig up older videos of people stating their opinion about Donald Trump years ago. And there are so many of them. Just love it.

[@_Salmon]

I love it how jimmy confronted Guillermo about smoking weed on Live TV

[@dcamron46]

Referred to weed, alcohol and Percocet in 15m... Dude I'm tryna stay clean over here, what gives!?

[@Rosalie1363]

So funny 😂😂😂❤️love everyone’s talent , so creative to put this and every segment on to perfection 💯👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@Queenie-the-genie]

Lucky us - We have all the great talent and brilliant artist on our side. At least 98% anyway. 😎

[@davidlanders2853]

Guillermo always makes me smile.

[@IVIITCH0]

I can’t get over how loyal Cruz turned out to be after what trump put him and his wife through in the past. Informants say he berates him constantly behind closed doors too.

[@russellwilliams5336]

''I'll take that shot in my eyeball if it means I can go out for dinner'... I am dead, that f******ng killed me!!

[@verdatum]

Wait, who played giuliani? That was insane.

[@varma.]

It's called Deepfake. Search "ctrl shift face" on KZbin... you're welcome

[@verdatum]

@@varma. I can't tell if you're joking, but in case you aren't, deepfakes don't work that way.

[@varma.]

Have u seen some of the newest renders....??? To give you the benefit of doubt, it could also be a really good after effects work. What else do you expect?? They nabbed a Guliani looking twin randomly from the streets???

[@verdatum]

@@varma. I expect they got a good actor and a good makeup artist. So I'd like to know the actor's name. Just like how I'm very fond of the actress who plays Melania Trump on Colbert.

[@MurphmanCometh]

@@verdatum mm pretty sure that was a deep fake

[@k.e.v.v.y.y]

I thought jimmy looked high. He must’ve been smoking with Guillermo 😂

[@heman3641]

Haha yee his eyes look glazed 🤣.

[@eternalbliss5189]

I think he downed a couple of tequila shots.

[@paintinganimalsonrocks7633]

Why not?

[@ninaschust3694]

Allergies? He once mentioned it in spring. I'd rather have him smoke. ;)

[@raygunsforronnie847]

Bong hits for Jesus!

[@nunezificationr8304]

Greatest late night show on earth! Love it !

[@jmudikun]

Thank you Jimmy. You made my day

[@dave1960]

How ironic the two liars are now bestie.🤣😂🤣

[@nhlpa17]

MAGA diapers are definitely needed nation wide.

[@ih8tusernam3s]

Jimmy's the best night show host.

[@RatnikCarrick]

Wow...I thought I was the only one with that number thing. People ask me about something "how many times did you do it this week", I always say, for some reason, one number over...I don't know why.🤷‍♂️

[@Chavez787]

“trump’s team has so many loses, they’re thinking about calling themselves the New York Jets” lmaoooo 😂😂😂😆

[@ashleywilkonson386]

No way Jose!