Trump Visits Republicans in Washington, Sells Fake and Cheap Bibles & Mitch McConnell Has No Spine

[@oonwing]

Damn, how much proof do these people need.

[@paradisepipeco]

*_"If you could reason with Trump supporters, they wouldn't be Trump supporters."_* ~~ Wanda Slappem-Sully

[@ardentynekent2099]

His rage is growing. He's vicious and cruel. He's a wanna-be dictator wrapped in dementia that's getting worse daily. What's not to love?

[@gaypatterson4446]

​@@ardentynekent2099I hear you!

[@stratostatic]

Placing a gift shop in the White House, like it's some kind of tacky road side tourist attraction. Of course Stinky did that.

[@jeffr6206]

Isn't Traitor World down in Florida near Palm Beach?

[@A_Lion_In_The_Sun]

He did everything he could to profit off the presidency. It was never about fixing Washington or making a change

[@pauljones6784]

Republicans say Biden is old….Lord behold, Mitch The Glitch!

[@nich6373]

But he’s not the president is he?

[@Bruintjebeer6]

Once again you nailed it. The Lincoln Project gets better and better. I hope you never give up.

[@davidgori4500]

Mitch McConnell's spine, brain, and self-respect have joined his chin in the Witness Protection Program.

[@stephenweeks6288]

Don't you mean "Witless Protection Program"?

[@jus10lewissr]

​@@stephenweeks6288You beat me to it! The second I saw David's comment, I immediately thought of the same thing you did. I may be wrong, but I think I picked it up from an old 2000s Larry the Cable Guy movie. Regardless, "witless" is definitely more appropriate for Mitch than "witness!"

[@georgemacleod9808]

Mitch! Bought and paid for!

[@lindamcmeeking23]

It is so sickening isn't it??? I cannot even look at him any longer. Sickening.

[@doubleslit9513]

McConnell never failing to lower the bar on his own expectations.

[@bookbwitched6823]

Well said. Thanks!

[@JoAnnaDale]

Moscow Mitch.

[@phylis3917]

He will get his karma.

[@doubleslit9513]

@@JoAnnaDale I use to work downtown DC near the Whitehouse at some inane three letter federal agency. Anyway, around the time McConnell was gifted that nick name “Moscow Mitch” (which reportedly really pissed him off), there were hundreds of these silver dollar sized coins all over the parks and sidewalks in a 10 block area surrounding the old Senate bldg with his picture on one size and the double headed Russian dragon on the other . Both sides surrounded by the phrase “Moscow Mitch” . The odd thing was they were all made out of fired clay pottery and finished in green glaze. I guess some art student at GW was putting his talents to good use but again, just my guess. Cheers 🥂

[@j3i2i2yl7]

In 2021 Mitch was briefly so angry that he spoke the truth about Trump. He immediately regretted telling the truuth and has never done it again.

[@katough]

Anyone hear the story about the guy who buys the paper every morning, looks at the front page, then throws the paper away. Right in front of the newspaper salesman? For years this goes on and one day the seller asks the man "why do you only read the front page then toss the paper" The man says "i'm waiting for an obituary" the salesman then says, "but they print the obituaries further into the paper" the man says "the one i'm waiting for will be on the front page"

[@rodwelllondon4507]

😂😂😂

[@berlinkozyreva]

Ha ha

[@Fox_Force5]

I’m so sorry for your country. I can’t believe it. I’m worried about travelling to your country, and I just live up North. I feel for the women that lost their rights. And the doctors that are afraid.

[@kjkayjay]

Thank you for your concern. But it will be much better after November!

[@AyeCarumba221]

I have no explanation to our insanity.

[@andreah6379]

Fascism is on the rise trying to takeover the world. Reichwing billionaires want total domination. Follow the money...

[@lindamcmeeking23]

My youngest daughter lives there. I've been there 7 times since 2008. I WILL NOT BE GOING BACK. I AM APPALLED BY THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.

[@pipsissewa6623]

​@@lindamcmeeking23 We NEEEED more people who are appalled - and if you can stomach us long enough to earn the right to VOTE, so much the better. (Surely it's not too much, to ask of you a mere seven years of appalled misery... and, remember, you'd get to see more of your daughter!!)

[@noellefrazier]

I watched that Bible review a few weeks ago. It's worth a watch. The extra pages the pages that are stuck together.

[@gregorypeterson9]

How can Mitch stand up with no spine!!!

[@filonin2]

Strong shell

[@noxnext]

Ever watched „Men in Black“? You will find the answer there. I will only say „cockroach“…!

[@theovanderstorm3171]

Last time I saw him he stood ridged, for quite some time. I mean, totally ridged, could not move nor speak, they had to move him with quite some persuasion. Gives you all the confidence you need when you are going to vote. He looks a bit like a dinosaur already extinct.

[@A_Lion_In_The_Sun]

He actually uses a series of fluid filled sacs to help him stand up

[@katherinehollis4055]

Tim Scott..South Carolina jellyfish taught him

[@dm-31024]

Good job finding Bible reviewer Tim. 8:11 He’s a serious legit Bible reviewer. He gently pointed out The felon is selling is cheap crap from China.

[@sunshine3914]

Possible they could be micro thin leather clad over plastic or cardboard. I purchased a replacement pair Lucky Brand “genuine leather” boots last year, & the leather was so thin, it cracked off the first time they were worn.

[@jerushamaxwell281]

@@sunshine3914 Naugahide - an obviously cheap thin imitation 'leather'.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

He pointed out nothing - 'I think this" and "it looks like"...I hate podcasts and unboxing videos. Do some damn research...why the hell is journalism dead and the amateurism everywhere? Why didn't preacher Tim point out the obvious - that's not large print!

[@A_Lion_In_The_Sun]

The paper looks thin and cheap too, the whole thing overall looks like they photocopied and bound it at kinkos snd slapped a plastic-leather binder over it

[@AlexWright-xx4fc]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 In fairness, the guy is a bible reviewer, not a journalist. It's a good review, saw it a few weeks back, worth your time to take a look if it interests you.

[@FionaKelleghan111]

I look forward to the day when the GOP turn against him and deny they ever liked him. "I always knew he was too good to be true." You know it's gonna happen.

[@KatieAubrie]

Trump's going to win

[@alicetelford9027]

@@KatieAubrie Trump will not win anything! His health *is failing. He is shutting down!

[@MD-wv7ee]

Too late for that. They are now the party of the MAGA Cultists

[@JC-tp5lz]

Maybe, but in what century?

[@FionaKelleghan111]

@@JC-tp5lz Excellent question. Smh

[@whiskyjames4200]

The Constitution needs to be amended ASAP. No convicted felon should be allowed to be the President of ["U.S."] America.

[@capitalknockers666]

They can't vote, they can't own a gun, but they can become President? In-effing-sane.

[@Sharsung]

Oh, dear Jimmy, you just keep getting better +better.

[@angelad3347]

Thanks, Jimmy, for giving me amazing laughs and smiles before I go to bed!

[@Jo-oc-0]

Why was Kevin whispering telling that story of the swimming pool ? That was creepy.

[@mg19cal]

Trump has read The Bible as many times as I've been allowed to fly the Space Shuttle

[@cashallez]

Same

[@markedly1013]

Or read the constitution.

[@dieafrikaansbear8995]

Crazy thing is you are more likely to fly the shuttle than trump will read 😂

[@chenzen1578]

How dare you say Trump is not a christian! He violated ALL of the twelve commitments countless times!

[@markedly1013]

Obama taught constitutional law. Trump cannot spell constitution.

[@aphillyate1]

It was Festivus for the Rest of Us. The airing of grievances.

[@mariainfante0505]

Dear Jimmy, I salute you and your team! Great job! Please it is time to be serious, please ask to all the young people to if the are ready to vote! We need people like you with great potential to help Joe Biden to stay in power! Thank you and God bless you! 🩵❤️💜🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@nenaenriquez3480]

WE THE PEOPLE 🇺🇸 VOTE 💙 VOTE 🫂 VOTE !!!

[@StarChasersHere]

After tRUMP said bad things about Sharks, the sharks retained a Lawyer. According to court documents, the Sharks filed a Defamation of character lawsuit this week. 🦈

[@larrymosher5045]

Sharks tell trump,just come into the water,one time.He will never have to step in a court room again.

[@paradisepipeco]

@@larrymosher5045 I am afraid that is untrue. No self respecting shark would endanger Trump, for the same reasons sharks don't eat lawyers _(i.e. professional courtesy)._

[@theovanderstorm3171]

Donny does know that Bernardo, the leader of the Sharks, killed Tony, the leader of the Jets, right, he is old enough. So, he’d better be carefully confronting the Sharks.

[@paradisepipeco]

@@theovanderstorm3171 That sounds like sneaky snarky sharky malarkey. I heard it was the other way around; that it was really Tony who knocked off Bernardo. I wonder what Officer Krupke is thinking..... _(With all that singing and dancing, dog nose what really happened.)_

[@theovanderstorm3171]

@@paradisepipeco You are right, Bernardo kills Riff after which Tony kills Bernardo. West Side Story was the first record we bought, my brother still keeps it.

[@HanaRoad2]

Ronald Regan would send free Bibles from the White House if asked. Wild! What a difference.

[@MadDragon75]

I never thought of that, but you're right he would.

[@jerushamaxwell281]

Looks like Dumpy's bibbles are covered with naugahide. I hate that naugas were slain for this dastardly grift!

[@MadDragon75]

@@jerushamaxwell281 It sounds more like plastic. I Used naugahyde before on a Triumph Spitfire dash, worked fine for years... never creased.

[@jerushamaxwell281]

@@MadDragon75 Hmm - I had a naggy feeling that I'd spelled it wrong. Good that naugahyde made a durable dash for you!

[@spacelemur7955]

Reagan was at most agnostic but knew enough not to whizz-off Christian conservatives.

[@barbaradetmer9927]

If Martha Stewart served 5 months prison time for one offense,Trump should get at least 5x34 months prison time. Ex President should be held accountable to the max. Ex president should be held more accountable, not less.

[@sharoncoleman6461]

Yes

[@user-bf5ik2sq5e]

@@sharoncoleman6461

[@milesmcmillansr999]

Excellent comment

[@sandrabostick3886]

Yes

[@jannichi6431]

Michael Cohen 36 months for saying Trump Moscow Hotel conversations were a few, 3-4 versus reality of about ten. He did 51 days in solitary, on two back to back incarcerations.

[@patbyrne5162]

He's swanning around as if he's the president what's wrong with these spineless people who once condemned him are now licking his boots and other places he needs to be in prison 💙💙💙

[@BKLYN71]

Lock him up welll who is the felon now?

[@lindamcmeeking23]

It is SICKENING!

[@bloodybones63]

“I was so afraid of him coming in the shower with me that I waited until late at night, to take a shower." - Ashley Bidens diary pages 67 - 68 12

[@susanhenry6834]

They are addicted to power, rather than our country, our safety.

[@StellaGuggette]

Sorry but the Supreme Court is wrong ! Being a felon of 34 counts he doesn’t deserve to be a President but only being in jail !

[@LordDarthBaiter]

It's genuine imitation leather...just like the 45th. 😂😂😂

[@candywilson6908]

His face is actual leather.

[@LordDarthBaiter]

@@candywilson6908 Orange leather face...😁

[@nightowl83extras41]

I'm from Kentucky. I can't stand Mitch.

[@jeffr6206]

See Mitch See Mitch glitch. Glitch Mitch Glitch. Don't Be a Mitch!

[@nightowl83extras41]

​@@jeffr6206exactly

[@A_Lion_In_The_Sun]

So then get out there and get people to vote against him. He's a national embarrassment, but only Kentucky can do something about it.

[@hugoo1549]

I'm a Democrat if Rtump was The Democrat candidate I would vote Republican.

[@chenzen1578]

That's a little short-sighted, sorry. Don the Felon would never be where he is right now without the support of the GQP and vice versa.

[@phylis3917]

🏆

[@Boogiebear-1965]

Ditto! And I agree with a comment above that only the spineless, despicable GOP would have Convicted Criminal Trump lead their party.

[@idc0808]

thats completely untrue. everyone liked him when he was a democrat but now that he turned republican you all hate on him

[@chenzen1578]

@@idc0808 Ttump was never a democrat and he is hated for who he is and what what he does.

[@snoopytheskidog6026]

Go Jimmy.

[@shiindaisuke3159]

What a bunch of 2faced cowards. They criticize & condemn him but they don't have the integrity to abandon him in full. Not a shred of integrity or courage.

[@andreah6379]

They all have been hypocrites since 2016! Being two-faced courses through their veins.

[@ChrisHornberger]

Right. You could have just said "republicans" and saved a lot of typing.

[@homiehomerson2705]

Lock up the Orange Swamp Monster

[@sharoncoleman6461]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AllTheBestCO]

Funny, funny, funny, Jim. You and your writing team deserve some accolades - for the satire put into your monolog, tonight. The "grift shop" was the best. Excellent! ❤

[@AllTheBestCO]

Jake Paul has really sold his soul these days. Hanging out with notorious felons is his M.O. Where's Mr T when you need him. ha

[@carolemattman7599]

I love Jimmy he makes me laugh.

[@nancyguthrie7715]

Thanks Jimmy! Thanks Christine P!!

[@catherinephonevalencia2937]

"Spineless little Mitch!" Fantastic Jimmy!

[@CJ-gv7fj]

These republicans are out of their damn minds

[@Jb-mi2rm]

Yes religion does that Dumbs ya down …

[@DeeMontezx1]

@@Jb-mi2rm No this is about power and money. Not a single one of them is a faithful believer.

[@phylis3917]

Self-interest.

[@garymelrose9727]

@@DeeMontezx1 - 'this is about power and money', yep, just like every religion.

[@notcherbidness501]

love you Jimmy! keeping it clear and real!

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Trump: Milwaukee is Horrible. Milwaukee should cancel the RNC convention in retaliation.

[@HelynnHeels]

That would be pretty damned cool.

[@conradhauser17]

Fun fact. When the RNC advertise their Milwaukee hate fest, they use Ho Chi Minh cityscape instead of Milwaukee

[@RafaelStrangiato]

@@conradhauser17 you must be joking... tell me you're pulling legs here

[@DerkuiDerkui]

Milwaukee in response, should issue a statement that says, "Trump is horrible."

[@SirAdamMeek]

It may be horrible, but Half Nuts in West Allis is amazing!!

[@marthajennings5791]

Love Jimmy.

[@Shea3224]

Trump hasn’t opened a bible in his life!! 🤣

[@mikelytou]

That's a lie. He definitely opened one once, but he closed it right away after he saw there were no pictures in it, only words.

[@Shea3224]

@@mikelytou, LOL!! 🤣🤣

[@catherinestewart3864]

@@mikelytouclassic 😂😂😂😂

[@divinewon73]

He won’t even look at a menu unless there are lots of pictures. Forget the bibble.

[@paradisepipeco]

*BREAKING NEWS* The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one. _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

[@baconcamp2499]

Bible Trumper, now that's hillarious

[@Thekarlskorner]

Mitch Mc-Con-No has a spine with the rigidity of a slinky!.

[@paradisepipeco]

Old Mitch has the spine of a slinky Like the Grinch, his heart is too dinky He looks like turtle in a much too tight girdle Or a baby in need of its binky

[@ValerieZdanis]

I believe the Republicans who are not MAGA are petrified of Trump's sociopathic ability to destroy them.

[@karnovtalonhawk9708]

Gday, Jimmy now you have gone and done it. I live in Australia and now really want to try Papa Cristos. thanks.

[@jenniebodzick2384]

Thank you - I stay up just to watch the comedy, you put together, about the trumpsters latest.

[@rreeder4571]

Vote blue down the ballot and lets end this Bullshit.

[@HairynosedWombat163]

Yes Yes Yes! 💙💙💙

[@hotrodder5034]

I will do my part! Biden/Harris2024 💙💙💙💙

[@margiesporrer9031]

YES, ABSOLUTELY 💯

[@paddyholly2184]

I'm surprised Jimmy didn't trumpet the clips of Agent Orange getting the Congregation to chant BULLSHIT. IN CHURCH!

[@DadaPoopoo]

More of the same corruption and selling out of America. How inspiring.

[@loomspace]

Trump should not be allowed on Capitol grounds, what an insult to the Capitol police and the American people.

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

You really think he cares how they feel? He only cares how he feels

[@annakingry9157]

Like kissing up to Benedict Arnold.

[@JC-tp5lz]

I agree!

[@B__C__]

The fact that insurrectionists still "work" in Congress has been just a prolonged insult going on four years now.

[@teresathayn5170]

174 traitors are still in office violating the 3rd section of the 14th amendment. Scrotus lied, just read it for yourself! It's right there in black and white!

[@darlene7461]

That’s the best commercial. GEEZ I hope it’s real. I loved it.

[@MM2PuppyDog]

LOVED the ad for the Greek restaurant 🤣🤣🙂

[@leewm.gaudry3770]

From Chat GPT: The "God Bless the USA" Bible, associated with former President Donald Trump and featuring patriotic themes, was printed in China. This fact was confirmed by the product's creators, who faced criticism for outsourcing the printing to China rather than producing it domestically in the United States. The decision to print the Bible in China was attributed to cost considerations.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

See, pastor Tim, this is how you do research!

[@JIDfan6011]

ur taking ur info from chat gpt?

[@wayneduncan7164]

Mitch McJellyfish is spineless.

[@joannefitzpatrick992]

Unfortunately he is also incredibly smart and knows how to work the system and like the jellyfish seems to be immortal

[@Jb-mi2rm]

What a legacy to dump …

[@paddyholly2184]

​@@joannefitzpatrick992 McChinless is present in body only. His mind & his spirit have taken a powder. Lol.

[@JZsBFF]

@@joannefitzpatrick992 If Moscow Mitch is paying the price for any immorality, then I'll gladly pass.

[@phylis3917]

Self-interest.

[@altrevino3135]

I’d invite McCarthy and friends to the pool in the winter, also. Nice move, Biden! 😉

[@noxnext]

„And please Kevin, try on these cement shoes first, than we will make a group selfie near the pool, OK…?! Dark Brandon move! ✌️😎

[@GirmaKassa-ip7ht]

Imagine making them take of their clothes. They don't even do that at home while the light is on for fear of seeing their own bodies

[@charlesmartin1121]

Mitch McConnell is a soft-shelled turtle.

[@Jennyfeather_22]

Mcturtle should have stayed in his shell.

[@Jb-mi2rm]

Cute wife tho

[@TracyAdams-ry2fc]

Please don’t insult turtles! Mitch is more like a snake or a worm!

[@hopemisk1009]

More like a spineless jellyfish!!!

[@noxnext]

@@TracyAdams-ry2fc As he definitely exists without a spine, being any vertebrae is out of the question for Mitch McConnell! So worm or jellyfish is more likely. ☝️🤓

[@lacountess]

Trump meeting with the GOP after his conviction is like Robert E. Lee meeting the confederate troops after the Civil War. They’re up to something.

[@ferox965]

It's more like Ted Bundy returning to his dump sites.

[@ann5944]

@@ferox965😂

[@Mindy0628]

Maga-lago is not a single family home, it is a club. I don’t see how that can be a ‘home confinement’ spot. I vote JAIL!

[@susanhenry6834]

He got a tax break because it is a club. No permanent resistance allowed. Still breaking the law.

[@Ceerads]

PRISON, not jail.

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊♥️

[@jameshopkins6853]

Jesse waters is just so pathetic.

[@robertclark972]

Nauseating .

[@Allie8567]

All on fox i cannot bear to look at them nor listen to them

[@Allie8567]

Way beyond…

[@robertclark972]

@@Allie8567 - But someone should be watching the enemy camp .

[@jeffbeck8993]

Remember, he started as the side kick to the guy Fox fired. Bill O'Reilly.

[@Lanwarder]

Not a Oilers fan, but between Trump and DeSantis, it's hard not to be disgusted by Florida.

[@SallyS24]

You forgot Judge Cannon.

[@taefravis]

@@ryanfraser167 Nope they ar not, millions are moving oUT of Florida!

[@MaileAnthopoulos]

@@SallyS24and Rick Scott

[@Lanwarder]

@@ryanfraser167 Even if that was true? So what? By the way, english isn't my native tongue and even I don't go around mistaking "Your" and "You're", is that really the best you can do?

[@ryanfraser167]

@@taefravis read up on the net movement to Florida ...

[@pierrethegod22]

Making money off of the Bible is despicable in itself. These people are professional con artist

[@mrcurly1147]

They exploit such a lucrative market niche, collectively referred to as idiots.

[@markbrooks7372]

My God, why I am not surprised that Trump had a gift shop outside the Oval Office?

[@sandralybrand9425]

Once a Grifter Always a Grifter! 😂

[@MissLucyMoran]

And they are appalled that Biden made an office in a part of the White House 🤣 A gift shop makes much more sense 😁

[@stop_lying_to_me]

It was the greatest and most patriotic visit of a patriotic draft dodger and convicted felon in American history.

[@katstevens8266]

TYTYTYTY Well said !!❣

[@JohnWerner-te5zy]

Trump loves law enforcement officers except when they are defending the Capitol from his insurrectionist crowd of sympathizers. In a convoluted way, that's why the Republicans love him so much.

[@GinaBrooklyn1-ux3px]

I cant stand Kevin mcarthy or that fraud jessee waters !!!

[@BS-ck5sh]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@puljano]

Menson Mandela was convicted felon in Sauth Africa

[@brianchase9251]

Trump truly has lost his marbles. The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.

[@brianhess9083]

Yes, TFG would not have any power at all if so many Republicans didn't coddle him. We need to focus on country over party first, vote out the Trumpists, and once that's done, go back to discussing policies while working to improve the lives of the people in our country.

[@ronald-xs7sp]

You can't lose what you never had!

[@jeremiahchamberlin4499]

I think two generations is about right. Problem is, what counter force is going to eradicate Trumpism? Trump’s appeal is racism at it’s roots, and despite America’s founding document’s declaration that all men [sic] are equal and that freedom from tyranny is our goal, we’ve still not truly come to terms with our racism: views privately held and publicly expressed though institutions which supposed to be otherwise, particularly the justice system, but also the banking system, etc.

[@noxnext]

@@jeremiahchamberlin4499 The secret counterforce is called DECENT EDUCATION! Focus on the educational system of your children and grandchildren and oppose those that try to ban books and to hide facts about your country’s history by not including the darker chapters in your schools history books! Education is the way to knowledge which leads to understanding and tolerance.

[@DouglasRichardson-er4ky]

Please vote straight ticket Democrat, thank you 😎🫵🏼💙🇺🇲

[@TheWasif]

A reminder: when off camera, Kevin McCarthy spoke of how sharp and coherent Biden is.

[@beecnul8r]

Don't ever trust anything Kevin utters! One of the biggest liars in History. Laughable that his Revenge Tour has flopped!

[@phylis3917]

Of course.

[@markrosenstand4796]

The Repugs used to say the Dems have no spine to fight back,now the Repugs are playing the victim,this is what both sides see.

[@publicuser2534]

Even with that story…I don’t really see what the issue was 🤷🏾‍♂️ He just took them on a tour. Jesse Wafers commentary was idiotic.

[@brianclark9110]

Apparently you can't see how "sharp" he is for yourself? He just wandered off in France and had to be led back to his group...can't finish a sentence...thinks Mitterand is the leader of France...D-Day is June 5th...just too many gaffes to keep up with...you know the thing!

[@annsalaunrondou3676]

Love you Sen Booker! Yes VOTE & volunteer to ❤the help

[@msandersen]

I previously watched the Trump Bible review and another one. The other one pointed out the Constitution section only contains Amendments 1-10, it leaves out Amendments 11-27 altogether. You know, abolishing slavery, women’s right to vote, Presidential term limits, that troublesome Insurrection clause, etc.

[@suzannarobinson4726]

What a breathless little story kevin told! Like he was talking to a 3 year old.

[@barbaramonaco105]

I have no idea why McCarthy chose to tell this story. It reveals nothing about the President except that he had an office near the pool. And??? McCarthy is despised by republicans and Democrats alike. Hope he is finished in politics forever.

[@brogren802]

I'm surprised trump isn't selling air to his supporters yet

[@geerid]

or his "own" farts

[@japhetzayas7194]

He IS selling air to his supporters-hot air! And they’re buying it.

[@anitapownall9556]

Is that a Spaceballs reference? Perriair. 😂😂😂

[@Domj618]

Trump 2024 let's go Brandon

[@theemmjay5130]

@@anitapownall9556 I had the same thought. I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

[@melissaweyrick5311]

Everyday I loathe the GOP more.and more. 😤

[@Steven-pu8ws]

I am a life long Republican and I understand exactly how you feel. This awful iteration of the party is nothing if not loathsome. They have all lost their damned minds in service of a mentally unstable convicted felon.

[@carolesmith9235]

@@Steven-pu8ws completely wrecked party.

[@celiamaness8856]

Me too. Kevin McCarthy’s appalling behavior sickens me. But, I shouldn’t be surprised. They’re all the same. They’re certainly not statesmen.

[@Dan-bj7di]

Joe’s not the only one that’s confused then

[@larrymosher5045]

So says Melania.

[@sandyharte3562]

Jimmy don’t ever change!! I love that you call it like it is with the best humour 😊

[@flylippfantom8425]

Thank you Jimmy

[@katalac]

It's not a joke. It is the hell we live in now

[@marcchatow9516]

Trump needs to visit prison, and, NEVER LEAVE!!

[@imadumass2378]

Yes because your masters convinced you

[@Positive_Atrributes]

CLINTON FACILITIES PLATTSBURGH PBG NY State prison system service process is good enough for the update on King Shitter's Pants Shiitake Mushroom! BHX 🇬🇧🏹🏥⛓️⚒️⛑️🏰⚔️🔐🚒🎯⚖️

[@wingman416]

@@Positive_Atrributes Well said my friend, well said!

[@taefravis]

@@imadumass2378 Says the troll who thinks he should inject bleach because his orange master and favourite criminal said so1

[@rapidsqualor5367]

The Secret Service has paid $800,000.00 to the Trump campaign as air fair to travel with him on his private jet.

[@brianhess9083]

"Trump is unwell, unhinged, and unfit" Right on all three counts, Christine Pelosi.

[@chenzen1578]

I love that post, a total smackdown!

[@phylis3917]

👏🏿

[@alembess9129]

Guilty on all 3 counts.

[@redhorsepapi]

And Biden is well, stable, and fit to be the president?

[@chenzen1578]

@@redhorsepapi Yes.

[@janncoons7445]

OMG! Check out the portrait of Rump behind the two dudes taking with him at 10:00. Now that screams malignant narcissist😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DonnaSams-y3u]

The names you had for Chump were so funny!! Keep the spirit going Jimmy! And thanks again for.making me laugh!!😊

[@alinchitown7556]

To the good people of Milwaukee as a Chicagoan who lives in a Suburb just outside of O’Hare my wife and I travel to Milwaukee for dinner because Chicago no longer feels safe, we enjoy your beautiful city as well as Lake Geneva and Lake Como which reminds us of home in Upstate NY. The people of Wisconsin who are able need to protest this mockery of your city and show the Republicans Party that they have gone so far off course as to support a convicted felon and a possible Traitor and I say that bitting my tongue vote 💙💙💙🇺🇸💙💙💙 24’

[@Positive_Atrributes]

CLINTON FACILITIES PLATTSBURGH PBG NY State prison system service process is good enough for the update on King Shitter's Pants Shiitake Mushroom! BHX 🇬🇧🏹🏥🚦⚒️⛑️🏰⚔️🔐🚒🎯⚖️

[@donaldewert2332]

Thank you from Milwaukee 💙

[@markfryer9880]

​@@donaldewert2332 Are you and a few of your friends planning on visiting Traitor trump during the Republican convention in your city and giving him an earful of just what you think about his insults towards your city? You would only need about 20 people and some placards to make an impact on the media. Then again there might be a bigger ground swell of people from Milwaukee who are offended by trump and want to give him a piece of their mind. Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺 Friend of Freedom and Democracy

[@donaldewert2332]

@@markfryer9880 Hell No 💙🇺🇲

[@sharoncoleman6461]

Not possible traitor. He is a traitor

[@charlesmartin1121]

Trump's worms aren't in his head, they are in Congress.

[@bobgreenthumb8066]

maggots ,more likely

[@CWilson1734]

😂😂😂😂❤ this

[@sevenprovinces]

Jail to the Chief!

[@mlt177]

I wonder if that’s where Robert Kennedy Jr. may have gotten his from ? 🤔

[@charlesmartin1121]

@@sevenprovinces Fingers crossed.

[@RandyRiver07]

Can’t spell red hat without hatred. Vote Blue and save the world. 🌊

[@vickikirby6711]

Truth, vote blue America to save our Democracy. 💙💙💙🇺🇲

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Speak for yourselves "save the world" 🙄

[@danielrobledo3132]

Yes vote blue 100%, unless you want to be remembered for destroying everything for everyone in the world. God help us all. 💙🙏🌎

[@ferox965]

The red hat is the modern mark of the beast.

[@debragorni2532]

Ironic? Doesn't anyone think? Those 2 words that they use & follow wind up spelling Red hat = Hatred

[@toddslimmer4897]

The guy reviewing the bible summed religion up perfectly - cheap, fake and nothing but a money grab.

[@ChrisHornberger]

** DING ** Nailed it.

[@andrewmaldonado9635]

I thought that little statue in the Greek restaurant commercial was Guillermo lol

[@YodatheHobbit]

Remember when parents used to stop their kids from acting like arrogant douchebags?

[@iyeetsecurity922]

_Pepperidge Farms remembers._

[@kikigirlkauai]

I miss that.

[@rashaunwilliams6121]

It's like a army of Logan Paul's

[@A.Briggs628]

When morality was instilled into our children with pride! Yes! I remember because I was one of those parents that did that! The reason why was because, my parents did it to me and my siblings, and my grandparents instilled morals into my parents. See how that worked? My girls are doing that same thing with my grandchildren.. I wish the country had caught on to this. Kindness, compassion, empathy, love, and morality doesn’t cost a single cent!

[@marcusc6825]

Good times.

[@KtotheL]

McCarthy is such a weasel but we knew this.

[@mojo500100]

@Ktothel. True, he has no spine at all, especially after what the rest of the mean girls put him through.

[@Opus313]

Donnie met with his probation officer via video from home... he can accept the RNC nomination via video from prison... Vote Blue 💙 folks!

[@KatieAubrie]

​@@RedPolitics1776exactly

[@luzsanchez3050]

👍🏼👍🏼

[@RafaelStrangiato]

...with a few of his new prison friends standing behind him. His new posse.

[@jirenthegray]

Sadly that won't happen. Trump will return in 2024 and he will decimate the US. We need to prepare ourselves.

[@katherinehunter9526]

Vote 🗳 True Blue 💙

[@bernardwylie9760]

That Bible review… Brutal. When he said the “God bless The USA Bible” was most likely a knock off probably made in China, I lost it 🤣

[@user-fd2dc8us8n]

Milwaukee should tell the RNC to go pound sand; go find a well-used cow pasture to hold said convention, the locale perfectly emulating the politics.

[@lovelyskull3483]

The entire GOP are spineless.

[@yobets5225]

They’re not spineless, they’re craven and in many cases criminal (how many asked for “pardons”?) just like Donny 😒 They’re trying their damndest to let him get away with his crimes that they’re a party to.

[@theemmjay5130]

And gutless, and there are probably other body parts in short supply.

[@herbladyann]

And corrupt and self serving!

[@lynnmcclary]

Most of the good Republicans left and democrats won their seats😂😂

[@Lohengrin88]

Ayo, Logan and Trump, two scammers meeting is quite the event.

[@darthvirgin7157]

“we feel PERSECUTED when we can’t PERSECUTE everyone else.”-christian nationalist

[@JC-tp5lz]

What a stupid philosophy!

[@Stoicisbetter]

Right! But it's not persecution when there is evidence, that is called prosecution.

[@DouglasRichardson-er4ky]

"christian love!"

[@WholeWhiteBaby]

​@DouglasRichardson-er4ky all they do is tell you who and what to hate...thats the Loving Folk!

[@marvinmartin4692]

So very very true!

[@shellychubb138]

Spineless Mitch lol. Love it!! Keep it up Jimmy we love you.

[@jimmysideline1515]

Just lock Trump up already and remove him from social media.

[@gemcan54]

KIMMIE SAYS THE HUNTER LAPTOP IS RUSSIA DISINFORMATION. NO CORRECTION JUST CRICKETS. KIMMIE SAY HAMAS MUST SURRENDER.

[@lynnmcclary]

I blocked him on all social media 💙🌊

[@idc0808]

@@lynnmcclary i bet he cares so much that you blocked him good for you

[@lynnmcclary]

@ineedpapers I don't care if he knows, I don't want to hear him, all he does is lies. I watch the hearings

[@jennifertate4397]

Trump does not deserve the comforts of home. He belongs in jail, just like any one of us would be confined to.

[@tonyaguitron4497]

Why just him….The Clintons should have been in jail a long time ago.

[@imadumass2378]

Why?

[@Thadmotor1044]

they would do that for the secret service agents

[@jennifertate4397]

@@imadumass2378 Because he broke the law, in New York City: falsification of business records.

[@ray24051]

@@imadumass2378 Because he is a criminal Why do people always Play stupid? I'm starting to think that you people are not playing.

[@merkdirwas]

how is it trump is not forbidden at capitol hill at all , like trespassing for abusers and criminals ...

[@reggiethecommenter9137]

A good day for trump is a bad day for America. A bad day for trump is a good day for America. Vote accordingly.

[@nofybn7794]

@TeeDMP-yh6nd TROLL AND TRAITOR!! WHY? tRUMP FOR PRISON 2024!! tRUMP for PRISON 20-24 YEARS!!

[@ChristophBrinkmann]

​@TeeDMP-yh6nd "I don't care about you. I just want your vote." Your Cult leader, telling the truth for once in his life

[@noxnext]

@TeeDMP-yh6nd Yeah, for prison. But 20-24 sounds about right! 😆

[@GrassiHousehold]

AMEN

[@taefravis]

@TeeDMP-yh6nd TRUMP 2024 is an expired date not a slogan! Who killed Trump? Was it... Ronald McDonald in the bathroom with a Big Mac 😂? Colonel Sanders in the kitchen with a Drum Stick 😂? Burger King in the bedroom with a Whopper (the only big thing Trump holds in his hands) 😂? Ge ready for the bilgiest game of Cluedo 😂!

[@bobjackson6669]

Great show.

[@DebraJones-l5b]

Love the show. The fact that you live rent free in the dumpster head is priceless. 😊

[@rock-n-rollfoodie]

JIMMY! You are my favorite! Vote blue all the way through to remove all MAGA

[@KellDogg1965]

Why is McCartney using his little girls voice when telling that tale about President Biden?

[@paradisepipeco]

My guess would be because he really is a little girl.

[@donwyoming1936]

I've been waiting 7 years for this Nova to happen. The night sky will forever be different.

[@bookbwitched6823]

Sending you wishes & blessings of clear skies, plenty of yummy snacks, great drinks... May it be all you hoped for & more.

[@merk9569]

I saw something years ago that I have always wondered what it was. It would have been in the mid to late 1970’s. For several nights, there was a brilliant light in the night sky. At the time, I thought it was a nova. Back then, events like that were not reported on in small town newspapers or on TV news shows. I lived in the Southeast, US. Do you know if one was seen during that time? If not, any idea what we were seeing? I grew up looking at the stars with my father who was really knowledgeable. I had never seen anything like it. At one time, I had his leather bound volume of a book on stars; it covered just about everything imaginable. I wanted to become an astronomer and my older sister told me I would never find a job. She was probably right!

[@robertgandler3177]

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

[@Glenna-m3d]

Love this Kimmel Keep it up ,your doing a great job ..

[@unique2dou964]

The day we no longer hear about Trump will be a glorious day.

[@DeeMontezx1]

Victory!

[@tochukwuudu7763]

Cry harder, he is crushing Bideb in the polls.

[@taefravis]

@@tochukwuudu7763 Cry harder so Trump can hear you as he is losing to Biden in the polls!

[@ardentynekent2099]

The day he loses should be a no-work holiday. Make him go away!

[@sharoncoleman6461]

I am hoping the only thing we hear is Donald trump is in jail.