Try Not to Laugh: VIOLA JOKES Edition

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[@funfetti7194]

Viola players: are we a joke to you Twoset: yes Edit: WHAT ARE THESE LIKES TYSM!!!

[@Horacekiang]

funfetti builds not joke. Shit.

[@fernandat2852]

***EVERYONE

[@SpacingOut_]

😂

[@ahnrho]

Fs for all the deceased violists in chat bois.

[@dinodino9154]

im offended

[@MT-pf1pv]

Eddy: *joke* Brett: *silence* Brett: viola- Eddy: *spits out water*

[@musicmirj]

that is because ‚viola‘ itself is the biggest joke😂

[@sarahbumps1153]

Mirjam lol I die XDXp

[@colsov4822]

LOL i was was laghing so hard

[@Horacekiang]

These boys need to start respecting other instruments and musicians.

[@williamlu4583]

Where is that i can’t find it lmao

[@reigenistic]

i'm not here because i hate violas, i'm here because their laughs give me serotonin

[@guardiantiem1875]

SAME

[@Isi-km2ln]

Finally someone mentions it! ♥

[@marswalker1619]

Thank you

[@marswalker1619]

*Violist

[@exotichxnna5193]

Same I just needed a laugh

[@keeghan0]

I am a violist, but I still enjoyed all nine minutes of this video.

[@leon983]

Underrated comment

[@mentallyunstablernplssendhelp]

That's the spirit ❤️

[@whitelilacs1434]

Sameee

[@gaminglegend]

This video's actually 7 mins long, but I don't suppose that's part of the joke, right?

[@elijahcorpus3]

@@gaminglegend it's probably a 'violists can't count' joke

[@matyldamajkowska4683]

*Brett's face has never shown so many emotions.*

[@i_am_very_very_confused]

But that's true

[@paperheart7470]

you got a point there

[@steven3076]

INeedToPractise sooo truuuuue

[@feli_camila9876]

He has absolutely the cutest laugh ☺️

[@cislak5669]

Ty z Polski prawda?

[@thedancingparamedic]

watching them lose it over the “you’re shit” jokes is the reason why I keep coming back to this video

[@gauthamgopinath3362]

Can someone explain 1:30 to me?

[@seppukun208]

It’s so dumb and direct it works 🤣

[@safiakabis9803]

@@gauthamgopinath3362 can't count ig

[@gauthamgopinath3362]

@@safiakabis9803 Ok thanks.

[@12s0ph]

Same

[@theletterkisattractive2789]

Brett: (literally nothing) Eddy: 😂🔥🔥👌🆒🥑🚯

[@tetematete6609]

The letter K is attractive ***Avocado***

[@LinCalc]

What?...

[@soupyxplant]

Some of the emojis are very unnecessary...

[@LinCalc]

XD

[@meghalok]

@@soupyxplant *_that's the point_*

[@thursday6708]

Eddy dying of laughter at his own jokes is the most wonderful thing I have ever seen

[@Exayevie]

Hello there, fellow latecomer, I am happy to see your comment succeeding lol

[@KyleighBoomerangSteele]

very true

[@perseus31]

@@Exayevie Just remembered I laughed half an hour non stop to them and tried to remember the video. Still so funny lol

[@kima4462]

4:05 Eddy: already laughing Brett: what did the violas- Eddy: *car engine noises* Both start laughing hysterically

[@calpurn1a.]

That made me laugh so hard lmaooo 😂😂😂

[@daydreamerr8000]

CAR ENGINE NOISES-

[@cha_mzzn5690]

*car engine noises*

[@sarask104]

It’s the ✨car engine noises✨ for me😂

[@jorgefraile218]

Car engine noises🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@canopyleaf9152]

“What did the violist-“ Eddy’s water: ight imma head out

[@Blarpmaster]

Oof

[@SpacingOut_]

Lol

[@Tempusverum]

I legitimately had to stop the video. I can’t eat and watch this

[@elissaw4363]

Eddy: laughs for no reason Brett: laughs hard Eddy: spits water out Both of them: laughs 10 times harder

[@Horacekiang]

Bubble Rose so childish!

[@sidthelazysloth]

blank subscriber without video names is overused I don’t really get it either. Someone help

[@pigtailedsnape]

me and my friend in class one of us laughs the other laughs and then we end up laughing for hours non stop

[@scherzometer]

What is similar between a lawsuit and a viola? Everyone is happy when the case is closed

[@TeaTupcake247]

30 likes and no comment let me fix that

[@Chips9741]

Omg 😂

[@caseyhooper2277]

The real skill in playing the viola is being able to take a joke..

[@kungfuviolist7284]

ikr

[@jimmiekookie3857]

But they are the joke 😂

[@SpacingOut_]

😂

[@SpacingOut_]

Jimmie &kookie NOOO XD

[@AdriansMenu101]

True I play Viola and have heard them all and am just used to it now 😑

[@davidhildebrandt2884]

A creative viola joke Brett and Eddy: No Reaction whatsoever "It's sh** Brett and Eddy: 🤣🤣🤣

[@annischon793]

Aaand..this cracked me up.. xD😂🙈

[@ysisir11]

Ikr xD The Violist with a mortgage one got me HAHA

[@dylanviolin28]

A joke someone made TwoSet: . . . The answer "It's sh** TwoSet: lol

[@liampalmer3222]

Nobody: Twoset Violin: Violist: Hey how ar- Twoset Violin: *W H E E Z E*

[@jaimeparra2040]

(Wheeze)

[@DefinitelyNautBenjamin]

Me when i just got out of my laughing fit:

[@clay8565]

😔😔😔

[@allegrovivace6806]

*S* *N* *I* *C* *K* *E* *R*

[@holynder3181]

Why do all twosetviolin viewers have to discriminate against violas

[@1momma3kiddos]

As a viola player, I can confirm that every time we see another viola player, we simultaneously say "We're s***" at the same time.

[@manchild849]

what did the (any instrument player) say to the violist? brett: *dies*

[@morgan_yeh06]

Answer: "You're SHIT"

[@txe3a]

Eddy said, "What did the violinist say to the violist?"

[@TheRobloxianOfTheWorld]

manchild what did the- Brett: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ceasefire915]

What did the *second violinist* say to the violist. You're s#!t Viola: no u

[@dorothearussell304]

An old viola professor died. Whenever he played, he had the mysterious habit of reading a piece of paper from inside his viola case before taking out his instrument. There were wild speculations about what was written on that piece of paper, so during his funeral, his friends, colleagues, and admirers gathered around his viola case, opened it, and took this piece of paper. It read: 'Viola left hand, bow right hand."

[@maximilianwonschik1304]

That's an underrated one

[@enshk79]

Hahahaha

[@cheolliebee]

*Quality roast* 🤣

[@grapesofwrath361]

Wrong it said bow left hand, wieola right hand

[@Sunny-ks5ob]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Astrothium]

my mom told me this one (she's a cellist) A cellist was sitting in the attic, cleaning boxes out. He happened upon a very old looking dusty lamp, and curiously rubbed it. A genie appeared. The genie explained the cellist could only have one wish because he was old, and having more than one wish would be too much for him to handle. He asked the cellist what was his wish. The cellist pondered and thought about this question for a while, going through what he believed to be the best option. Finally the cellist started his wish, "There has been a war going on in palistine and isreal for a long long time, and its very bloody and a lot of people have been killed. I've always wanted for them to get along. They've been at war for so long it'd just be nice to have some peace." The genie said, "What a noble wish." He thought about this war and why they were fighting, and realized it would be a very difficult task to handle, "but unfortunely I am very very old and this war has such a long bloody history I cannot just cure the world with a snap of my fingers. Do you have anything easier to handle? Maybe a little less enormous?" The cellist sighed sadly, then said, "I just wish the viola section would play in tune." "Where is this... palistine isreal thing you were talking about again?" the genie asked.

[@justinchen3268]

WTF LOL

[@crowing3886]

The best viola joke I've ever heard omg lol

[@da96103]

Lol, a plot twist in a joke.

[@celinamorris5547]

Oh that's beautiful.

[@strawbwerrie988]

AHHAHAHSHSAGJAGSHAIAI

[@gaminglegend]

I like how all the smart and witty jokes don't make Brett and Eddy laugh, but all the "you're shit" jokes make them burst out laughing

[@lukechan3977]

"violahamora" a missed opportunity *_"wingardiem leviola"_*

[@milkncoffee04]

Skyf1y it’s levioLAH. Not leviola

[@sandragamal8727]

MilknCoffee your reply is creative as hell 😂

[@redd_orsmthn]

No it's "Wingardium Leshit".

[@yzbrian]

Shouldn't in me violomora Because the spell is alohomora?

[@luka2385]

It's wingardium

[@skyforthewin]

* A clever thought out joke * Brett and Eddy: * Stonefaced * * Viola- * Brett and Eddy: * Dies *

[@andronicthehedgehodmeza3069]

Cuz viola is the best joke

[@willduan4869]

* "you're shit" * Brett and Eddy: *dies laughing*

[@notloc9544]

Yeah the viola is a joke

[@baalgodofrain]

The entire episode is viola jokes

[@LinCalc]

Violin: Hey viola, wanna hear a joke? Viola: Sure Violin: Melody Viola: I don't get it. Violin: I know you don't

[@FrodosBeutel]

oufff rough but good ^^

[@anonymoususer9705]

@M3rcy Animations yeah

[@aylamary]

God damnit 😂

[@izukumidoriya8598]

This is great xD

[@fumikotsukumi017]

GhOsTxReCoN OOF I think I know why I keep telling people to be a violinist instead of a violist.

[@chocolateaddictedartist5924]

This isn't a joke but still: We were playing in school orchestra one day, and the teacher singled out the violas for their one section. It was legit the easiest thing I'd ever seen on a piece of sheet music: D, C#, B, and A (in that order). They played it so horrendously (after months of practice) that the teacher literally told them to 'play a lot quieter, because the cellos have the same part as you.' and you could see their faces slowly die.

[@tristantavolaro1763]

I play viola and can easily do that. Your viola section in that orchestra might just be shit at viola

[@shizhixv5856]

@@tristantavolaro1763 yeah, I play both violin and viola, dunno why there are so many viola jokes flying around

[@user-iy4fs9ww7k]

our cellists do that

[@Maddie_Equestrian129]

Even the kids who’ve just recently started at my school can do that what’s wrong with your violists 💀💀

[@chocolateaddictedartist5924]

@@Maddie_Equestrian129 It was our first year playing our instruments lol, this was like 2-3 months in.

[@Cheyangel7]

This week on twosetviolin: Brett and eddy laughing uncontrollably.

[@mawreena-]

(Warning: it's fooken adorable)

[@corriegoh4862]

only when the answer is youre shit

[@mariannaschwark]

But in fine with that :)

[@chloetran6060]

more like only eddy

[@Horacekiang]

Some kind of mental disorder?

[@casual_ssb3282]

Brett: What did the violas? Eddy: *Spits our water

[@katyacarmichael8913]

IDontFeelSoGood New t shirt " what did the violas "

[@miloradowicz]

It's a mixture of anticipation and mirror effect.

[@miloradowicz]

Brett could've easily won by laughing himself, pointing fingers at Eddy and saying something like "I can't... I can't... Look at his face xD" without ever finishing a joke.

[@beepboopbeepbop9198]

How do you keep your violin from being stolen? Put it in a viola case.

[@sarahchoi3459]

+200IQ

[@ItzKatieRoleplays]

Yoonji is savage today

[@beepboopbeepbop9198]

ItzKatie the only time yoongi isn’t savage is when he’s sleeping 😂

[@calliestalnaker6573]

They look the same tho but funny

[@adelynacevedo6197]

Sooooooo original👍🏼

[@sitbone3]

Pianist and comedian Victor Borge said when he was a small child he asked his father, "what's the difference between a violin and a viola" ? His father answered, "a viola burns longer".

[@Brandywackyman188]

Brett:What did the violist say to the violist... Eddy: *wheezing and lying on the floor crying*

[@Sir.YeetusIII]

"we're shit"

[@elektraisalive]

edyy laughing because of brett laugh is the definition of friendship

[@charliehe472]

Laura Arrieta That happens with everyone. Laughter is contagious.

[@Horacekiang]

Charlie He stupidity also

[@charliehe472]

@@Horacekiang Um, are you saying that stupidity is contagious?

[@derekmayers-louther]

@@charliehe472 yes actually

[@zhuoliu3939]

The real skill in playing the viola is being able to take a joke..

[@nicksojka7457]

3:41 Eddy: **makes a joke about violists not being able to count** Also Eddy: There you are, 4 times. **holds up three fingers** Ironic.

[@marcelmircevski5339]

He actually holded up four fingers, but it was difficult to see

[@jorkles4691]

*Holded*

[@markopolo2224]

@@marcelmircevski5339 held*

[@thirstyanddrinking]

700th like😂

[@TheMrPopov]

It would be correct if he was a programmer

[@DGuadalupePerez]

Eddie's laugh before the jokes even start. That's what made me laugh. Literally laughing for no reason.

[@mercupeep5963]

me rewatching this knowing all the “your sh*t”s are coming but still losing it

[@liberty2265]

me too this was one of my favorite videos from them and every time i rewatch it i just lose my mind LMAO

[@PinkyChibi]

I'm still dying every time they say "s**t" 😂😂

[@humppapomppa1186]

I'm just losing it every time I even think about this vid

[@Tempusverum]

DO NOT eat and watch this

[@moki5071]

I only revisit this video for the "we're shits" because I just die

[@maggiedrennan9814]

I present to you: two grown men hysterically laughing to insults at people who play a specific instrument

[@Xarx42]

You never played in an orchestra, did you? ^^

[@maggiedrennan9814]

Xarx I never said there was anything wrong with it, just thought it was a funny scene to be watching. And no I play the French Horn

[@Xarx42]

@@maggiedrennan9814 ah sorry then, sounded like you would complain a little about it. :)

[@amdosports]

I play the Viola honestly I love the Viola and think this vid is hilarious

[@m1tch3llb]

HamBurger same

[@evannsx9334]

How can you tell if a viola is out of tune? You can see the bow moving.

[@celestiacelestino9578]

Dkkwkf R73i3 what a disgrace for musicians

[@woogitysnek6231]

It's always out of tune

[@FutureV1ctorian]

This is the best viola joke 😂😂

[@Jadaw1n]

@@woogitysnek6231 r/yourjokebutworse

[@cheolliebee]

What a roast 😂👏

[@1yelansimp786]

brett viola- eddy: *spits water right out* this proves that the viola is actually just a funny joke

[@lindseypinto745]

Eddy: *laughs before Brett starts the joke* 😂😂😂😂

[@CinchMio]

Cuz Brett is a joke

[@justahuman9273]

@@CinchMio i know you were trying to be funny, but that was kinda.. i don't know^^ unnecessary? it could ruin the mood for some, especially for the person that is being mentioned here :P but maybe he'd laugh if he read that, i don't know... i guess my humor is just different, so i couldn't really laugh at this 🙈 xD sorry~

[@CinchMio]

@@justahuman9273 I'll wait till you know

[@tessLizCroft]

Eddy: "No, you laughed 4 times." *Holds up three fingers*

[@hercrabbiness]

Closet violist

[@tessLizCroft]

@@hercrabbiness, I'm not a violist! I'm a violinist!

[@hercrabbiness]

@@tessLizCroft No I meant Eddy! 😂 Because he couldn't count

[@tessLizCroft]

@@hercrabbiness, oh LOL!😂😂😂

[@sanchitakoppa4027]

Wait, when was that in the video??

[@treuxaugenmonster1]

Alternative for Eddy’s joke: which Harry Potter Spell makes fly straight out of the concert hall? Wingardium Leviola

[@weiwuchen4431]

This is obviously copied I didn’t know people could copy other peoples comments

[@oopsy-daisy]

@@weiwuchen4431 LOL nothing is trademarked, it's the comment section. A comment is bound to be repeated.

[@soliloquy1]

This is pretty genius

[@lucasrodriguez7715]

Far way better hahaha

[@agneswong4736]

accio viola

[@nello5112]

Brett: What do you call- Eddy: 🌬🤣 The best friendship.

[@chickennuggets3450]

Eddy: You laughed four times *holds up three fingers* Me: You secretly a violist?

[@deezynar]

Exactly!

[@carolinafghjklkjhgfdfg7436]

I CAN'T WITH THESE JOKES OML I'M DYIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG

[@gracechan6674]

HE'S THE VIOLA KING

[@imelda512atx]

I laughed more than either of them lol

[@yanaroos8170]

@Maddie Holmes Trumpet egos you say? Hmmmmm… No wonder my brother’s a jerk, he plays trumpet! Or is it cuz I play viola?

[@panthochakraborty6910]

Brett: Viola.... *EDDY USED HYDRO PUMP*

[@neighbourhoodcircus]

That move always fuckin gets me, why is it so strong goddammit

[@patrickklassen6118]

Tails' Workshop can highly pressurized jets of water actually be used to cut steel?

[@Renbora232]

Can someone please explain the Viola mirror joke at 1:30 please

[@pandapower6491]

Teju P it’s a joke that violists can’t count

[@vodanh3643]

The jokes are not that hilarious, but their reactions truly are.

[@PinkyChibi]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@Cherry_l3ee]

Ya

[@dump_truck1156]

@Aysia Thorne truly. As a violin player, I could not stop laughing.

[@user-zz2uc5zx1n]

ah yes yes

[@pulguinha682]

I think it's hard to make viola jokes, since the viola itself is a big joke

[@Bornahorse]

If I ever feel sad I come back and watch this video. Eddy's unbridled laughter cheers me up so much.

[@whoopsala2589]

What do violists and DJs have in common? They are good at scratching Edit: finally after several weeks of trying my joke got noticed

[@queengslayzz7387]

What does a violinist and a recorder have in common They Both Squeak

[@legos2279]

@@queengslayzz7387 stop it, get some help, at least we violinists sound nice when we play, unlike you guys. Don't attack me but a viola sounds like a violin that's extremely out of tune. Lol.

[@queengslayzz7387]

Lesly Animates sheesh I was just replying, not meaning to start conflict. Violas has a nice warm rich sound

[@legos2279]

@@queengslayzz7387 okay ig, I just like roasting violas sorry.

[@whoopsala2589]

Anthony Broussard never heard of the dog one

[@DanielaBodoh]

Why did the violist stand outside the house for a long time? *Because they couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in!!!!*

[@Shyntie]

Repoio.

[@deaddoll1361]

That's a variation (violiation) of the old "how do you know there's a drummer at the door? The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in".

[@wetsocks8378]

In my orchestra the cellos suck🤭🤦‍♀️

[@jewelz8023]

*OLD MAN WHEEZES IN VIOLA*

[@ender8593]

HAHA YES

[@arihantbapna06]

"What did the Violist...." Eddy: *rotfl*

[@coyote4549]

When you've already been playing the viola for 5 years and finally discover all the viola jokes... Too late to turn back now

[@kiramortwilson7411]

*pats your back*

[@lipamanka]

The conductor returns from the bathroom and the head violist and bassoonist are having a fist fight. "What's going on?" asked the conductor. "The violist broke my reed!" claimed the bassoonist. "Is this true?" asked the conductor. "Yes, but the bassoonist twisted one of my pegs and won't tell me which one!"

[@awieskokanon5210]

Viola player was so bad in rhytm... he could not even count to ten. 😉

[@thebluegaming7706]

OOF

[@taisao4630]

Dang

[@sminkle12]

Awwie Skokanon huh?

[@hitchisanidol9651]

Mister Lipman oml 😂

[@rafaelgarciaberbesi]

How do you get 10 violists to play in tune? Shoot 9 of them. How do you get a dozen violists to play in tune? Who the hell wants a dozen violists

[@js1.987]

This is too underrated

[@sarah-vf3xr]

Dr Man I agree

[@yu-hengwang8338]

Shoot the last one as well because it’s out of tune also

[@klara7610]

Why is this so true all the orchestras I've been in only have like 2 people playing viola

[@raulmaldonadoaguilarzarate3993]

@@klara7610 All classes are different, mine has 14, and I am one of them.

[@Amy-no9le]

Here’s mine: What i see as a string player Violin Viola Cello Bass What every one else sees Violin Bigger violin Really big violin Huge Violin

[@nayely1288]

Right!?

[@PowerOf47]

Violin, another violin, It's pronounced Hello right?, Bigger Hello

[@Amy-no9le]

Beatrice Bristow awwww your sister knows what’s she’s talking about!

[@christopherleecock8141]

Forgot the guitar when they see a cello

[@sirkiwi6962]

More like: Violin Big violin Stand up violin

[@knowledgeispower5720]

MIT has a viola jokes page, and they are RUTHLESS: What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a viola.

[@spacegeek1976]

What is the similarity between viola and court Everybody is excited when the case is closed

[@abhinavivaturi3387]

Kynisha Middleton eeheheheh

[@LANNGUYEN-en3ut]

I have a friend that plays the viola and plans on studying law in the future. He's gonna get so mad.

[@SpacingOut_]

😂😂😂😂 LOL

[@spacegeek1976]

It is just a joke. I do not have anything against the viola.

[@isaiahturner8510]

I literally lol’ed at that lmao

[@bethsmith3489]

What's the difference between someone who plays french horn and someone who's sick? One of them gets better.

[@tytushernandez3343]

Beth Smith - I guess the French horn player is good then lol. The other guy was less fortunate

[@tobiassiagian2562]

@@tytushernandez3343 nice comeback

[@HotSauceBeatsFan]

I'm a French horn player it's not an easy instrument to learn at first but once you understand it it gets easier

[@lizpuron6877]

Abigail Wonderfuls Squad I play the French horn and even if I practice I still never learn son I kinda quit 😓

[@Dan-hn8op]

damn yikes

[@chrisnott7686]

What’s the difference between a violist and a prostitute? A prostitute knows more than two positions

[@kittymewmewziscute4459]

hoLY

[@milkshoo3362]

YIKES

[@emilyrosejohnson921]

OOFFFFFF

[@lekhapratap1652]

*Burn*

[@dawwnosaur]

HahhaahahaHAHAH

[@MaiAolei]

Two violinists meet for the first time after a long time. One of them carries a viola case. Asks the other, "Did you have a stroke?"

[@theGameBrass]

“What did the violist...” 💦 Lol that didn’t last long

[@joeythehat9]

Hahahh. That one had me rolling.

[@mariyay4442]

The cello one killed me. I choked on nothing while i was already out of breath from laughing. I actually couldn't breathe 😂

[@singingcolette7556]

The Game Brass Correction Brett: ... Eddy: 💦 Brett: what... Eddy:💦 Brett: what did the violinist... Eddy: 💦 Brett: Dafuq is wrong wichu

[@imaddiio5379]

Ahem... Im a violist. 🎻

[@maiamacmahon5406]

I read this as it happened lol

[@devenhull3677]

I'm starting TwoSet Viola to end this abuse once and for all.

[@cma1326]

U go!! For all of us

[@harjotkaur7024]

Deven Hull I'll join you violins are too high and screechy

[@ceasefire915]

Only screechy when we want to annoy violists. High because we are soloists, unlike violas.

[@brij4174]

Good for you. Reach for the stars. Maybe your channel will get big and an actor-suprhero like Robin or the old Spiderman guy can visit you in the hospital.

[@poojaaaaaaaaa]

Yasssss

[@manchild849]

4:06 sounds like a car starting up and suddenly spilling out gas everywhere

[@ishamondal5404]

omg I cant stop laughing

[@koras6669]

Yeees

[@manateelover4833]

SO TRUEEEEEEEE

[@i_am_very_very_confused]

I hate how accurate this is 😭

[@amycuaresma]

How many violas does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to argue about whether it's actually flat or sharp

[@yunahkwon6204]

Whoa Eddy just miscounted the laughs... Does this mean he’s a violist now

[@LOCAL_LEE]

I saw a vid where he plays viola

[@ceasefire915]

oh OH

[@vaivod_]

:(

[@tessLizCroft]

I went to their show in New York City! Eddy played the... viola

[@christinew2575]

Roasted🎤*drops mic*

[@LeoLeo-qo7yw]

*Ingenious and clever joke* Them: Fun't *Joke with shit* Them: Wheeeeeeeeeeeze

[@PinkyChibi]

Lol

[@HiBye-ms4jm]

Everyone is writing viola jokes so I’m adding mine: What’s the difference between a viola and an onion? You don’t cry when you cut a viola

[@js1.987]

That’s good

[@enolp]

I legit burst out laughing when I read that lol

[@korendavis1375]

Copycat

[@loveless8241]

Copycat

[@grannytacoakainc9022]

NUUUU I would cry though ;-; it’s Mah instrument XD

[@emmabemma8041]

lol I love how eddy says jokes, and then brett doesn't laugh, and the one time eddy didn't even say anything and brett just goes **spitt** the viola jokes are so amazing U-U

[@r4inxs510]

Have you heard about the best chinese violist? His name is No Tai Ming

[@buttermoose7078]

THIS IS GENIUS

[@syiasketcher3400]

THATS RASIT AF BUT FUN

[@strivingtoonedaybeuseful6049]

@@syiasketcher3400 it's not racist...

[@axellea1592]

@@syiasketcher3400 that's not racist at all, it's just a pun with a Chinese name,and this is done for all the name even of other countries.........

[@SlapMyBass3825]

Did you hear about his sterile cousin? Her name is No Mai Ting.

[@runeodilia5746]

The funny thing is the violists who keep coming back to this channel even after all these abuse I love it XD

[@jankuliini8796]

They're huge masochists. They have to be, since they're playing the viola.

[@nathangroot2125]

@@jankuliini8796 TRUTH. I'm a violist and pin viola jokes on a corkboard in my room

[@Tosca364]

Nathan Groot OMG 😂

[@bruh2843]

As a violist, I can 100% confirm that pain is our favorite pastime.

[@himynameisquackson1866]

Yup hello

[@inportantspeedflash4401]

“You laughed four times” *holds up three fingers*

[@user-kf4uh3xw2q]

no, it's -4

[@kristinaw8087]

They're drunk already

[@honestlee023]

mAyTh

[@Namyag2357]

That's why they're musasians, not mathematasians.

[@armando-e6c]

No wonder they met in maths tutoring

[@kronoscamron7412]

How do you get two violist to play together in time? Shoot one of them

[@elizabethmadden3076]

My favorite: How are a viola and an onion different? When you cut a viola no one cries. My other favorite: A man wanted to learn how to play the viola. At his first lesson, he learned how to play an open A. At his second lesson, he learned open D. At his third lesson he learned open G, and at his fourth he learned open C. He missed his fifth lesson. When his teacher asked him why, he said "I had a concert".

[@ceasefire915]

Explain the second pls, but that first one.... *OOF*

[@SeaSon7ary]

@@ceasefire915 Maybe violists only know how to play open strings...or maybe they don't even know that.

[@ceasefire915]

@@SeaSon7ary oh I see lol

[@chilinger1187]

@@ceasefire915 its saying you don't need talent to play the viola

[@ceasefire915]

@@chilinger1187 oh yeah lol thanks

[@EonNShadow]

Q: What's the difference between Alto clef and Greek? A: Some people can actually read Greek

[@claram3132]

Myself as a violist find that to be a compliment. (Though I'm not sure why . . .)

[@ballerina8846]

I'm Greek and I totally agree with that. I can't understand a single note of the Alto clef. Probably because I'm a violinist.

[@daalicornpro]

You do realize that offends cellos too?

[@ballerina8846]

@@daalicornpro no because Alto clef is for violas when bass clef os for cello, double bass, and octobass

[@jagp135]

@@ballerina8846 the cello sometimes uses the tenor clef, which is almost exactly the same as the alto clef

[@lylecohen1638]

What sound does a Viola make? Depends how hard you throw it.

[@emilylaidlaw2980]

😂

[@utternonsense1998]

It also depends where it lands! For instance, it only makes a thump in the floor, a spelunk in water, and a sigh of relief when it's in fire!

[@comicconcarne]

The question I always heard for that was "what's the pitch of a viola?" because pitch... throwing... geddit

[@billgriffiths8752]

I’ve always heard this as, “What is the range of a viola?”

[@viktoriiafedorova]

@@billgriffiths8752 "It is 7 meters"

[@mucaro]

The sounds eddy makes when my mom is downstairs: *hysterical laughing* The sounds eddy makes when my mom walks in: 6:31

[@sweetyoghurt]

😂😂😂

[@Draco_Lapidis]

*When you actually play the viola* Me: *_This is offensive yet funny enough to forget about it._*

[@Horacekiang]

Lucifer you are shit

[@tattivalenti90]

did you intentionally write "offensive" with a c? (you know, cuz of the c string)

[@ladyviola2685]

@Daniela Santana I think they meant to quote the joke, since there was about 3 jokes in this video ending with "you are shit".

[@lxlamayw]

Dani The Potato did you even watch the video? i-

[@samuelzhou6423]

@Aries Goddess CHILL

[@ragnhildfluge4252]

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a viola? You take off your shoes before jumping on the trampoline

[@catrinacoons390]

Oooooooh! . . . Ouch

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Oof

[@univorns]

0of

[@univorns]

0öœf

[@idkanymore8092]

Wait I don't get it

[@d00qr25]

The : it's shit jokes. worked better than the well put together ones 😂

[@adyrose6297]

It dose tho and I was laughing so hard that I feal to the floor

[@natea5225]

Ady Rose The “It’s shit” jokes worked better than the ones that were well put together.😂

[@unidentifieddude984]

1 so true

[@kaitastrophic7767]

True. I'm dying

[@toffykoala32]

True

[@tahasarviha5235]

I laughed so hard 😂😂😂. The “it’s shit” jokes were just priceless HAHAHAH

[@jayceedugard8074]

I don't know why I still enjoy watching TwoSet even though they roast my instrument almost on a daily basis...

[@starzzz._.19]

Ikr 😫😂

[@yanaroos8170]

I honestly haven’t seen why the instrument I chose gets so much hate. I like trying to get my friends to read my clef when I can already read theirs

[@aunaliamartinez1928]

I know but like their entertaining when they are not insulting my instruments

[@thaitea7791]

FR 💀💀💀

[@___Alina___24]

Take pride in your instrument, it has a dark and beautiful sound to it. Mad respect coming from a woodwind player (flute)

[@annewithaneseason4plsimbegging]

Who needs joke when your friend's laugh is the funniest

[@PinkyChibi]

LMAO SO TRUE 🤣🤣

[@halltheviolinguy6659]

GEGEEEEEE

[@awesomeyoutuber173]

Orchestra joke How can you tell when a violist is faking? When their bow is moving

[@js1.987]

This is too underrated

[@MrCluck-qc8bz]

I'm sorry but that joke is just as bad the viola.

[@lv4519]

What does your mom and a violist have in common? They always come in at the wrong time

[@saskia7511]

@@MrCluck-qc8bz Ermmm you do know how many viola players are watching this and crying

[@sean-inactiveforawhile5179]

Violist: “Oh my gosh hi Eddy and Brett I love your videos so much you inspir-“ TwoSet: *“your sh*t”*

[@marysia_klara9903]

What did the violist say to the violist? We’re s**t😂😂😂

[@12s0ph]

DereIsStara it was in the vid

[@yaerymin9073]

dkhjsdgyudgyyg what a goood lmao

[@nathanielklee]

Can you repeat that joke again

[@drums4metal]

That last joke would've made Eddy laugh if it was like this: "Why do violinists switch to the viola? ... because they're s**t"

[@PinkyChibi]

LMAOOO YOU'RE A GENIUS AJSJDSKJJDJS

[@PinkyChibi]

This deserve more like 😂😂😂

[@drums4metal]

@@PinkyChibi thanks 😅

[@PinkyChibi]

@@drums4metal BeCaUsE tHeyRe ShIt

[@copycatcopycat13_]

I'm a viola player... And i am dying inside 😭😭😭 Of laughter 🤣😂😂 And a lot of pain.

[@joss.vee15]

Ida Weltzien sameeeee

[@anonymousperson1987]

Rip you

[@stephanievillalta2771]

Ida Weltzien same! Lol

[@estherodu3539]

lol sameee

[@agentpanda6775]

I know meh too

[@tubbyduckie6935]

there are zero violas in my school orchestra so the conductor had to replace the entire viola section with violinists

[@MeowMaeda]

Violist: *Exists* Eddy: *Laughs at their mere existence*

[@Horacekiang]

So childish!

[@a.6912]

Which burns more slowly, a violin or a viola ? The viola, because it's still in its case.

[@dory232]

Wow, 63 likes and no replies. Wait...

[@BigBoiBlaster615]

I take pride in my viola I will happily burn with it

[@izzy1221]

The viola is that creepy teen who hangs out near malls but doesn’t actually go in the malls.

[@donutsandgravy3150]

Izzy HHH

[@marianachalla8664]

Izzy ...

[@astraeafeng8371]

M E

[@dezdezz8163]

No I'm not T_T

[@ultravioletcanary]

Bitch???

[@josedagaming3616]

The fact that Me myself am a violist love viola jokes they’re so funny😂

[@chunicore]

i literally can't understand any of these jokes but i'm dying laughing

[@mlsocodex3586]

That s probably because you re a violist lel

[@karoliinakuppart617]

I'm a violinist and i don't understand anything either lol

[@ellanguyen5328]

I was on the bus watching this and tried so hard to keep my voice down because I was laughing so hard

[@VictoriaSanchez-co2fi]

So true, I'm Spanish so when they're laughing and talking at the same time I cannot understand a word, but here I am laughing really hard

[@PenteadosBarbie_3]

Same

[@KawaiiFluff]

If you can Ling Ling joke, you can viola joke

[@ashleyyang2510]

If you can play slow, you can play fast

[@monkeseeaction21987]

There are three memes going on here.

[@radiofriendlyunitshifter5980]

*S A C R I L I G I O U S*

[@Bythwood]

Me a viola player: clicks on this vid knowing my pride will be destroyed

[@ParksyBee]

#mst squad same

[@Horacekiang]

Because they remind you the fact that you’re a part of the shit community? A piece of shit?

[@ParksyBee]

Horace Kiang ouch...

[@bigsquidward725]

Horace Kiang Dude I’ve seen you reply to every comment saying retarded offensive things, could you can it???

[@aubreyharmon1581]

K there are some amazing violists out there....but the only good ones played violin first. Viola is a very difficult instrument to play well because it's bigger and heavier AND because it's too small to produce the loud sounds. For me viola's are really disappointing because you want them to sound like cello's but they end of sounding like crap instead which isn't always the players fault but the viola itself.

[@akiyoko5932]

5:14 My mother's umbrella was actually struck by lightning the day before her audition for the orchestra. She could have died. But she thinks that it might have helped her play the fast fingerings on her *viola*.

[@bruh-lm4wq]

I've watched this video an unhealthy number of times.

[@gianeyaesmeraldanunezcorne2098]

ME TOO LMAO

[@nikko1942]

SAME

[@nebahadem2847]

I forgot how funny this is. An old relic to be found in desperate times.

[@Cdv3_]

This video is two grown men saying that Viola players are sh*t and laughing at it for 7 minutes And I *love* it!

[@pelhamrechtsanwalt2416]

Grown men? So they’re legal?

[@anxietyatitsfinest286]

What's the difference between a viola and an onion? Nobody cries when you cut up a viola

[@leihaanaak6192]

Brett: What did the violist say to the violist? Eddy: **intense laughing before he even said the punchline** Brett: Wanna know the answer? It's we're s*** **more intense laughing** Me: ACTUALLY DEAD 😂😂😂😂

[@bitty_cult4820]

It hit me the most im dieing 😂😂

[@albertnan2999]

@MARIE HARAMBE both jokes appeared in the video actually.

[@hyun433]

Rip Eddy, couldn't even hold it in before the question is asked

[@akshays.tiwari9140]

Brett: “A violist and a conductor are in the street...” Me, a violist learning how to conduct: **chuckles** I’m in danger

[@shin43560]

😂😂

[@adriennelamusica.2585]

How to get violists to play tremolo: give them a measure and put solo over it.

[@paunitka7]

Wasn't that the method of getting a violist to do vibrato, though? ;P