Trying Tactical Products

this video is about trying tac products is what i'm doing in this video
thanks to Christian for filming / pancancakes

[@finnsaffelsipes]

something about a guy in a possum shirt driving a tesla feels right

[@seroski6706]

Very

[@DrSauce87]

Spaghetti

[@xxgenericedgytitlexx2483]

@@DrSauce87 I agree

[@DrSauce87]

@@xxgenericedgytitlexx2483 yes

[@hollithomas2222]

Dis

[@enderblaze2034]

Note to self- never break into Danny’s basement if I don’t want to fucking die

[@ariella2828]

i live there you know the hiuse tour he said repeatedly said its okay t come to his house so i moved in

[@oscy7909]

You’re gonna die the second you break in. 1. You break a window 2. You died

[@LunarEleven]

Or you'll just turn around and leave as soon as you see the fucking nutcracker gang, and then you'll be so severely traumatized you'll *wish* you were dead. Being haunted by nightmares of nutcrackers is undoubtedly a fate worse than death.

[@alexanderhamilton0314]

Danny is such an odd concept of existence. Driving a Tesla in a possum shirt and an empty basement with the banished nutcrackers. What a character that makes the world such a better place.

[@jisooswife343Y]

ahaha this deserved more likes

[@evelynazural4686]

👌

[@CockapooCrazy737]

It needs another 1mil likes

[@alice-yr9mt]

All while wearing his little old man slippers

[@Stoneeeeemo]

tbh the tesla came out of nowhere i had no idea i really thought danny had a toyota or something

[@queenelizabethii4397]

I love how marketers dont understand that "millitary grade" literally means lowest quality possible while still remaining functional to cut costs

[@Jadeelmao]

That’s new to me but just makes a lot of sense of stupid companies to do to make bank

[@emperorhaya5351]

also military grade probably means low comfort because comfort is the least of your priorities in a warzone

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

They probably know, but "military grade" sounds good to a certain type of consumer.

[@alondraantunez7474]

@@apho-sappho she died today

[@corncorn5815]

Rip

[@joebaumbach8872]

i feel like danny’s hair likes to get a little bit goofy and wacky on this second channel too.

[@BluebeerryBPS]

So does his fashion sense

[@okay8056]

It be like: Main Channel: ✨🌟 Goofy Channel: 💥☄️🌧🌊🔥

[@manboy4720]

he's not like other girls.

[@sarahgreene4264]

my favorite song atm kzbin.info/www/bejne/npa8ZnSbjd6haJo

[@ferretweekchoinga8111]

And he zooms in on random things

[@anyanaylor]

I never realized how ingrained not eating silica gel packs was into my brain until my whole body had a visceral reaction to danny putting one in his mouth briefly

[@vanillabatbones]

yeah, i gasped lmao

[@Lillianstenger4576]

Dude when that happened I had a mini heart attack

[@red.gem_]

huh?? i must've missed this, when

[@anyanaylor]

@@red.gem_ 11:53

[@red.gem_]

@@anyanaylor holy shit hahaha

[@spideraba769]

"It's a tactical flashlight and a tactical _bash_ light that you could use in a practically brash fight." I love this line.

[@natalies_nook_of_novels]

Danny Gonzalez? Nah, he's dr. suess now

[@artisanaul]

suess@@natalies_nook_of_novels

[@sethharris813]

"As you can clearly see, he's about to attack me." Danny might have a future in US law enforcement in case this whole KZbin thing doesn't pan out.

[@phantomsearcher2.92]

Just because I liked the comment doesn't mean I /like/ the comment ya dig?

[@Sapphosroommate]

I thought that at the “I thought I saw him move” line lol

[@madi846]

I can’t fully comprehend that this is actually a grown man who is married, has a house, and a Tesla. in my brain he’s like broke and 21 and working on a bachelors in media arts or something

[@celestialnichole]

me who’s actually broke, 21, working on a bachelors in Digital Media Arts •_____•

[@madi846]

@@celestialnichole Hang in there bud

[@FaeTheGay]

@@celestialnichole I'm broke and 20 and was last year working an Associates in digital media arts but then tbh I gave up and decided to go to beauty school to become a makeup artist in which the program is only 8 months

[@Kamboy2.0]

I feel like he's that way in everyone's head cannon

[@michelletear4587]

he’s 26🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@florian5560]

WHY WOULD YOU HIT THE NUTCRACKER, HE’S A REAL BOY

[@aneoliveira1464]

That's why he did it

[@kurti.cy.]

*FINALLY WE CAN SEE HIM*

[@colebryan7963]

@@Dragnulls good luck in hell

[@aluminium9678]

@@Dragnulls that had literally nothing to do with anything

[@ANUBIS_BALCORTA]

taste test

[@madsstokes]

The TacShaver worked so well that Danny's never been able to grow facial hair since!

[@fandomjuice7521]

or before. it's a prophetic razor.

[@samuelharms-ul8pm]

no its a TacShaver.

[@Lily-xg1qq]

Danny holding the nutcracker with one hand and beating the shit out of it with the other hand while wearing a possum shirt is the most Danny thing ever

[@spenserlopez9957]

Danny’s hair making him look like a soft boy Wolverine.

[@PuppetOnStrings666]

Such an accurate description, love it

[@calebbuchanan4887]

The accuracy you just hit with this one

[@kiley6898]

W-wow thats spot on

[@caviar_consumer]

So true

[@daMEGatron]

I can’t unsee it now

[@LeoBezan]

He is goofy, wacky, silly and he drinks La Croix.

[@zoemochi]

It's tactical Dantical

[@qracer5708]

and eats any packet he finds in a product Y U M

[@bluewall9894]

King

[@lilys4659]

And drives a Tesla

[@hannahbloom]

don’t forget a little random

[@francescag785]

“Blink, blonk, blink” -Danny putting batteries in

[@davidkeener5063]

Danny’s second channel is doing so well! He should really think about starting a main channel to complement all the goofy stuff he does here.

[@lolbutt124]

The more I learn about Danny's personal life the more I get confused about Danny

[@somename371]

He owns a frickin tesla

[@myrillya]

Yeah, me too. Because of the fridge I'm now wondering if he has kids. 🤔

[@KatrinaFillmore]

@@myrillya They're most likely cousins/nieces/nephews/etc.

[@rimazmustafa6990]

@@myrillya I had to rewatch the video to see it I couldn't miss that part 😂😂

[@BigRiceEnergy]

@@myrillya I remember him mentioning the pics are his nieces and nephews from Laura’s side of the family

[@Squidscripter]

Danny attacking a creeper with a flashlight in his unfinished basement is something I never thought I needed

[@lucianavila-gatz4667]

Is that lego Velma?

[@flan2696]

Oh God every time I reload the comments you get more likes. I've never seen that actively happen.

[@alexjones2519]

but we all needed it.

[@franken.stein.]

The creeper was attacking him, Danny just defended himself😤

[@iles.s]

I love your pfp

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

I love how he cant think of any other way a razor in the bathroom could get wet other than accidentally dropping into your drink.

[@zephyr12345]

“Put your hands up! We’ve caught you!” “But I’m innocent!” “Oh yeah? Prove it!” “My tac bat is in self defense mode” “Ok sir you’re free to go”

[@louistourigny]

Why are we not more terrified of HOW clean this mans basement is. I need a blacklight tour of that basement...

[@Kantwo]

Lmao it totally reminded me of these scenes in like crime shows or so, where they put up the white fabric and all and then kill someone

[@RaphaelleLD]

dexter vibes

[@MissDraiha]

It's a murder room

[@trixanity203]

@@Kantwo Danny Gonzalez SERIAL KILLER CONFIRMED?! 😱😱😱

[@jasper3697]

@@trixanity203 i think we already knew that from his shirt

[@cheesychio8317]

The most valuable part of this video is finding out that Danny has like 6 nutcrackers just resting in his basement unawoken

[@hawkii744]

More so that the basement looks like a kidnapper hellscape with nutcrackers in it

[@lloyddragon2036]

"unawoken"

[@lloyddragon2036]

We long await the day the nutcrackers will awaken from their deep slumber to rise up and conquer the world, led by Danny. Then the entire earth will know, we will all be, truly Greg.

[@supakawaii69]

@@lloyddragon2036 underrated comment

[@charliesutherland1588]

You shoulda seen his one collab with drew before the tour, he had a life sized one and like 20 normal ones 😂😂😂

[@crystalgoddess4085]

The reason the self-defense mode didn't work was because the room was too bright. It's intended for low light environments, because of the constant, rapid shift between light and dark being difficult for the eyes to keep up with.

[@damiancottagecheese5014]

i really love how danny basically refered to sparkling water as " violent water "

[@Kitsumae]

Why is no one talking about this mans having a Tesla. good for you strange opossum shirt man.

[@kendalllarade]

bestie in a tessie

[@hastimaleki4981]

Omg 😂

[@rayasunshineee2688]

oh, so it's not a ferret?

[@kidzmaddezuzumaki]

If you saw the slime king video you will know he has a Tesla

[@harperlarue4786]

Danny boy in the Tesla 😈✊🏻

[@claire.4964]

wait so if Danny’s nutcracker in his office is a real boy- does that mean the 4 other nutcrackers in his basement are also real boys? Danny are you holding kids hostage? Is this the wacky and silly stuff you’re talking about?

[@TheBlockDocs]

He also beat the one in his office with a tactical bat. Does he do this to the other nutcrackers?

[@liladupuis4138]

I was nervously waiting the whole time for them to come to life

[@prig1557]

@@liladupuis4138 VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

[@Ashcashfain]

@@TheBlockDocs I think that the logical conclusion here is that Danny beats all of the real boys he is holding hostage in his basement.

[@niightcrawler]

lore

[@ellyr7an]

As a marine i will say the term “military tough” scares me. To many memories of faulty gear

[@Im_Derivative]

Fun fact, they rate tactical flashlights with nautical miles so first responders at sea know whether or not they'll be able to do a search in open water with it.

[@rileylittleraven]

Okay, now /that/ makes sense. Thanks for the info!

[@spicylemons8557]

Can’t believe he didn’t try to burn the wallet to test it’s “fire resistance” smh

[@NateBeeman]

I was extremely disappointed

[@p-inkinthenight]

my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined for this

[@georgeimmanuel3992]

He owes us this one

[@spicylemons8557]

@@georgeimmanuel3992 fr

[@polygraphical6537]

Your pfp looks like his shirt

[@flykai2438]

NOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS HIS SECOND CHANNEL, WHERE HE LIKES TO GET A LITTLE GOOFY, WACKY, SILLY, AND DOWNRIGHT RANDOM. NO PLEASE IM TURNING INTO A STUPID LITTLE WORM PLEASE DANNY HELP ME HE-

[@bloodsunsubs]

Kai, Kai are you there? Did you turn into a stupid little worm? 😰

[@notoriousnosk8876]

oh no he's a worm now! it's too late!

[@firhanhidayat2803]

RIP Fly kai, wish we could help you sooner..may you have a better life as a worm

[@bloodsunsubs]

@@firhanhidayat2803 F in the chat for Kai. ✋😔

[@ayekantspeylgud]

HE ALSO LIKES TO DRINK LA CROIX ON HIS SECOND CHANNEL

[@heatherallen7896]

imagine breaking into someones home and they're just wearing a opossum shirt

[@citysick]

And no pants?

[@Rat-King]

i don't remember the tac wallet video at all, but i guarantee that one of the selling points was that it's made with "military grade Kevlar," which knives go straight through

[@queenoffabulous2156]

I was worried what would happen if the nutcracker accidentally broke when he hit it only to discover there's a whole army in the basement

[@Jade-wl5wk]

This was my exact reaction too. Still feels wrong to see him beat up little nutcracker guy though

[@SJ-hf6nz]

Same I was a bit nervous until I saw them all hanging out in the basement

[@bunnylover3119]

I was waiting for him to do another nutcracker sketch😭

[@grayblethenerd]

a whole army? like greg!

[@spiderycider]

@@grayblethenerd the nutcracker army is the second fastest growing army on the internet

[@transmasc]

I knew Danny was doing well but I didn’t know he was doing “buying every single Tac product AND a Tesla” well

[@SimonVanliew26]

What’s it like being a stupid little worm

[@ezradactyl]

2 channels with 1 mil+ subs, of course he got bank dood

[@deepknight930]

@@SimonVanliew26 who hurt you

[@doctorballs]

@@SimonVanliew26 what the hell happened here

[@MrCringe101i]

@@SimonVanliew26 r u ok

[@aeliatain2727]

"if you remember" says danny, as if he didnt use the tac visor to create the most disturbing sketch in existence

[@MischievousWisp]

Regarding the point at 11:12, you can get prescription sunglasses. As someone who has worn glasses just about all their life, I've gotten a pair of regular lens glasses and sunglasses whenever I've got a new prescription. So while it's a good reason, it's also kinda avoidable.

[@chronically_btch]

except theyre pricey. my insurance covers my regular glasses for free, but the sunglasses I would have to pay for out of pocket. The visor is probably cheaper.

[@analiasuarez40]

Can’t believe you just straight up hit the nutcracker like that

[@ellabutworse]

That combined with what we saw in his main channel video... danny boi better watch his back-

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

what the FUCK did he do?? I haven’t watched it yet. #dannygonzalezisoverparty I’ve watched it now. Danny needs to repent for his sins.

[@maisytube]

@@bodaciousdoggo8971 IM A REAL BOY

[@wokeuniverse963]

He has a bunch in his basement I think it’s fine

[@AutumnE]

Right so disrespectful 😤

[@laylahgray8248]

Danny’s basement low key high key looks like a place where someone would get murdered🥸

[@iheartkimseungmin]

Lmao yeah

[@user-vw4xp5nt9f]

tf you think was happening to the creeper?

[@ashlynn1376]

That's what the tactbat was for

[@charlizepate]

It really does and yet I still had the urge to turn it into a dance studio. What for? idk

[@eramormasanval4084]

I was totally thinking that

[@ZacGames25]

The creeper tied up on the chair in his basement seems more like a hostage situation

[@leroderickstrong7700]

I just discovered the "La Croix" drink in this video (I live in France) and I find it so funny because they sell it like it's french (it's not at all) and the funniest thing is that we have a brand called "La Croix" in France but ... it's bleach x)

[@luthientinuviel3883]

Maybe its French Canadian idk

[@gr33ngirlsea]

Its Creole! That's why its pronounced differently than European French.

[@davedecot5427]

Is this what Edina was on about?

[@Aforementioned]

@@gr33ngirlsea It's a Wisconsin brand, it has nothing to do with any variety of Creole. We pronounce La Croix differently than French speakers because we're not speaking French...

[@gr33ngirlsea]

@Aforementioned You're right! Idk where I read it was Creole. Everything I just found said it was named after the St.Croix river, which is pronounced as an American pronunciation of the word Croix, the French word for cross.

[@lemonily9645]

I'm disappointed he didn't light the tact wallet on fire to test if it was truly fireproof or not Please light it on fire, Danny

[@suchislife4333]

Burn it with the heat of a thousand suns, Danny. We need to know.

[@idreamed_adream]

Me tooooo

[@tamimai2888]

Burn it with oil, please danny 🙏

[@plainoldcereal9409]

@@suchislife4333 become escanor

[@yerazkaligian7862]

PlainOldCereal yoo seven deadly sins broo

[@KenzieTown]

His basement basically being empty other than the nutcrackers is disturbing

[@swaggyyoutuber2963]

And the orphans

[@Lucky-os5se]

At least there' variation, there was a white-capped.

[@ToastyMattress]

@@solardragon9588 yes

[@Emma-nb8cx]

And the dead bodies

[@dababycar3304]

E

[@Lovesomehow]

13:20 "By anyone who's anyone" Best. Line. Ever.

[@mizstories9646]

Most youtubers hit a million subscribers and immediately move to LA. I know you were there for a bit, but I'm SO glad you came back. As someone from Ohio it's nice to see one of my favorite KZbinrs having to deal with the cold and snow from this area of the country. I just feel so SEEN! lol

[@RoscoeWasHere]

Danny: "So I'm gonna test this flashlight out in a tactical situation" *Sets up a Dexter kill room in his basement*

[@samanthahunter8202]

AHGHHH I get it

[@littlemouse6754]

Gotta write off those renovations somehow

[@mrbones8115]

was it drew recording ? it sounded like him

[@Camila-gq5kr]

@@mrbones8115 I think it was in the tiktok viral song video where he says something about a camera man, not Drew (sorry for my english, I'm from Chile)

[@Simon-il5nr]

@@mrbones8115 no look at the desreption

[@emmadoesartonline]

me trying to enjoy the video my brain: danny has a weird basement. scary eye shirt. danny has a tesla.

[@anna_banana414]

it’s a possum shirt 😭😭

[@Simon-il5nr]

Appousom

[@emas5511]

opossum moment

[@emas5511]

@@Simon-il5nr opossum*

[@jaruna3662]

Me too He has really big basement

[@reesepiece331]

Hearing Danny say fuck and shit is just delightful since he's always so innocent acting.

[@sbeccy5307]

Time to buy the new Tac product, the Tac-Dan! He’s extra silly and goofy, and his Lacroix cans are military tough.

[@VamphierAJ]

Danny is so tactical now. Too tactical. We can't stop him.

[@purejudgement5314]

He's a weapon of mass destruction

[@taswani5255]

It was inevitable

[@helledising8273]

Dantactical

[@username5569]

We can’t trust him

[@carsonpreston6457]

2 danny 2 tactical 🥶

[@thosedampuns]

Danny either dresses like a dad that just got back from golfing or absolute utter chaos there is no in-between

[@yukikanegawa7470]

I think it shows his duality as a married adult man who also kinda looks like a preteen. He either dresses like a middle aged man or like a 12 yr old. It fits.

[@alexispaten1329]

Thosedampuns, btw, I like your username and your profile pic

[@thosedampuns]

@@alexispaten1329 thank you

[@bookwormsensation8024]

UNTELATED BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP TEAM LEO

[@thosedampuns]

@@bookwormsensation8024 super sized mcshizzle baby

[@the_kashka]

I love the little: "if you remember" about the visor, LIKE I COULD EVER FORGET

[@karlnewton5736]

Seeing Danny Gonzalez waterboard a razor was amazing. The thing i didn't know i needed was that.

[@villaimouse]

I can't believe they named a La Croix flavor after Colonel Sanders' world renowned former workplace, Le Petit Pamplemoose

[@konoisms_]

hello ms.sonia

[@superstellarhere]

Exactly my thoughts!

[@xavioncampbell5559]

They should name one for danny Gonzalez

[@rfk2298]

Creeper: Doing literally nothing Danny: *and I took that personally*

[@cummuncher4914]

why are you reusing a dead meme? It's not funny, it's just awful

[@ToastyMattress]

@@cummuncher4914 shut

[@sarahsant6248]

Mom energy

[@wolfeevi]

@@cummuncher4914 i laughed

[@Jnwora13]

@@cummuncher4914 the last dance jokes are always nice. Even if it’s not funny. Mj is a goat

[@sophiskoolaid5159]

Danny. I am fascinated by your shirts, why? They are very strange… BUT I would like to see more so please show us your collection and what they are I think the one you are wearing is a possum???? But I’m not to sure myself so in a future video if you could show your collection that would be much appreciated Thank you for your time Danneile.

[@ur_dad1642]

6:55 The Attacker: ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND

[@the_mad_slayer2486]

Holy grail reference?

[@carolineford2369]

Plot twist: this is the creeper’s basement and Danny was the attacker the entire time.

[@nickyy3682]

😳

[@sabrinazz4662]

wait, it isn't supposed to be that?

[@mara.j]

Plot untwist: it's the creepers' KZbin channel and Danny hijacked the whole thing and is living his life

[@LunarEleven]

It IS actually the creeper's basement but he sublets to Danny's nutcrackers.

[@temporarysecretaryy]

👁👄👁

[@samuelflabra7326]

Dannys basement looks like somewhere a serial killer would torture his victims...with a taclight. The taclight killer on the loose.

[@Bowser_]

Lol

[@Bowser_]

500 likes not comments

[@MsDancealot]

@@Bowser_ but now there is two comments so your statement is invalid, good sir

[@michimuyi6404]

hmm

[@michimuyi6404]

@@MsDancealot lol

[@roundsdm]

Re-watching Danny’s old videos again because they comfort me lol❤️

[@purgatoryproductions310]

same tbh, i always laugh my head off at his videos

[@ManuelFeliuIII]

No one is gonna mention the fact that Danny installed the Tacvisor backwards so he was using the lens backwards???

[@abbeyroyael7652]

No one: Danny: having a colony of nutcrackers in his basement

[@pokaay3163]

Its all the people who unsubscribed, the spell got to them...

[@meatlemonade9938]

that's where they breed. how do you think nutcrackers are made? someone has to breed them

[@Vampirbcimcool]

@@meatlemonade9938 👁👄👁

[@stinkyboy6770]

They are Craig

[@huntern4454]

It’s like Santa Clause 3, he’s just biking an army so he can become Santa. I knew Danny was up to no good.

[@raspberrynarwhal8499]

That creeper was tied to a chair in your basement. He didn't break in, you kidnapped him and trapped him in your basement.

[@AD-cy4vj]

😢 R.I.P. man 😔

[@aveldun1365]

Maybe he broke in and then Danny tied him up for safety

[@alastorlapid2365]

@@Dragnulls Where's this coming from?

[@CelestialScripts]

@@alastorlapid2365 Please don't acknowledge this person, they do this on every video I've seen and it's just attention seeking or forcing their views on people, or both.

[@aveldun1365]

@@CelestialScripts yeah they’ve done this for a bunch of comments it’s just copied and pasted.

[@user-es5sp8yc2s]

Danny's whole second channel just feels like a ad for La Qroix.

[@user-er3te1bj7f]

I like how he says "if you remember"(when talking about him using it in the main video) as if he thinks we're simply all going to forget that traumatic psychological horror skit he made of the soldier boy

[@TheRealPress_Start]

Danny's second channel is basically just kurtis's regular channel.

[@user-uc8em5hk1g]

Literallly

[@TheRealPress_Start]

Wow! 783 likes! Thanks! And I didn't even have to switch accounts and like my own comment this time! Edit: I feel like I'm changing the number every 5 minutes.

[@alexiscarrion3969]

Lmfao those edits

[@jeromeishere8902]

You're not wrong

[@Stickiestboi]

Except without mentioning oppression constantly

[@justynmigbig8033]

I can’t believe Danny has a Tesla, I don’t know why, but I’d never imagine Danny in a Tesla

[@alhol7558]

it’s the next step up from a prius.

[@CJ-iz3mp]

drip 🥶

[@nefarious_seraph13]

I see him with a Honda

[@mayforester1716]

ikr edit: omg thanks for all the likes

[@bobbymamiccs9301]

Pull up to BP just to get some gas but he forgot he had a Tesla man he such an ass

[@Fergusand]

16:10 wow i need to buy this so next time i get trapped in a pool of sparkling water i can still shave!

[@spookat3909]

Ok but can you breath?

[@ShawnThaPrince]

I love tha way you and Drew downplay how rich yall are...yo basement is bigga than most people's houses 😂

[@Zoe-rr8wj]

danny’s new haircut makes him look like a cool 80’s jock who doesn’t get the best grades in school but secretly has a heart of gold

[@rhyanne4056]

i was waiting for someone to comment ab the hair

[@shrekyomom]

He has a cut of a 8 yr old joel from the last of us. (danny should make a gaming channel

[@PokeObsession]

His hair is looking amazing!

[@theinternet4040]

Y’all are getting real specific with these things, huh?

[@azazel1211]

J O S U K E

[@soltandvinegar]

Dang, Danny got a T on his steering wheel... that means it’s a Tac Car.

[@paper3104]

It can drive up to 4 nautical miles!

[@soltandvinegar]

@@paper3104 Wowsers!

[@Broccolie]

“My favourite part is the brake pedal”

[@ragonlycan349]

Tac Tesla

[@amansaad360]

If the TAC car gets run over by a militiary tank , it won't break . Now that's wht i call military tough

[@rlesuqr5659]

For whatever reason I died and went to heaven at 8:05 💀💀💀

[@ChrissieBear]

3:40 That's literally every survival light ever though... Hell, even camping lights work like that.

[@bwi_nni1871]

danny: he's about to attack me creeper: *is tied to the chair* danny: that does not look good

[@mysteryname6792]

Well maybe he wasn't tied to the chair. Maybe if we used the Tac visor, we'd see that he's also a real boy.

[@sirreal7870]

Congratulations 🎉, you get the joke!

[@user-te1zl6jc1b]

He was close to him he could get exploded

[@nuv2987]

He found the joke!

[@gvoworld1977]

@@mysteryname6792 ;-;

[@scallopdish696]

"Who would buy this useless crap?" - official channel "I'm a real boy with a weapon! And lacroix haha" - second channel

[@anistyme]

Well, he is a little wackier on this channel

[@systemofadean]

@@anistyme i mean.. true

[@alexandermylnikov7774]

tac products: * make tac flashlight with self defense mode * also tac products: * make the perfect defense for it with the tac visor *

[@dorkman6066]

9:41 had me dying 🤣

[@Vedantttt]

Danny should start a third channel, so people could be even more confused

[@merv4255]

YES !

[@bothinah13]

Double the confusion

[@tunafish5462]

But he already has a third one called Drew Gooden.

[@Jiyu_Starfam]

Yes. Just yes.

[@natalieisabela5282]

where he doesn't get a little goofy, wacky, and downright crazy. and he drinks *water*

[@bostonostricki5031]

What would happen if you went to use the TacBat for self-defense, but the intruder was wearing the TacVisor???👀😳

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

😨

[@spicycherrymilk9058]

Then you hit them with the strobe light and blast them 4 nautical miles away

[@familyaccountgilbert7781]

...well I'm dead now.

[@oscy7909]

Time stops or you have hit him with the tacbat

[@lucylook3297]

It’s okay all they would see is a bald eagle so you’re safe 😌

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

Pamplemousse is hands down my favourite French word, in my French class I use it as much as damn possible because it's very fun to say

[@calebh3632]

"No it didn't" well, that's likely because self defence mode is intended for use in the darkness of a home at night. Given the pattern, their pupils would be rapidly dialating, and they would be unable to see. That's when you give them a good thwacking

[@sjaiswal77]

"Velcro is the worst thing in a wallet" The crappy velcro wallets we all used in third grade will come back to haunt you

[@alastorbutwithagun]

dude i still use a crappy velcro wallet

[@minjaarsic3327]

@@alastorbutwithagun same, I'm a whole adult still using a Garfield velcro wallet

[@alastorbutwithagun]

@@minjaarsic3327 i'm a half adult

[@twodragons1780]

In 3rd grade, I used a wallet I made out of penguin-patterned duct tape. It was incredible.

[@Bananachan289]

You guys got chains attached to it tho?

[@nickyy3682]

Creeper: **does nothing** Danny: so anyways i started *attacking*

[@nnh0776]

Danny: and I took that personally

[@JG-bf2gk]

(ノ｀⌒´)ノ┫：・┻┻

[@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120]

Great joke.....really original

[@nnh0776]

@@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 okay

[@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120]

Nnh07 okay....why’d you respond? Was I directing it to you?

[@whatupimaduck62452]

11:28 bit late to the party but I just want to mention you can actually buy perscription sunglasses

[@karinamelencio4032]

"As you know, carbonated water is much more VIOLENT than regular water." That sentence just intrinsically made sense to me until after 1 second where I internalized it and realized I do not know HOW this makes sense.

[@bethanywillis7443]

“Military grade means cheapest thing the military could mass produce” - My Dad, in the military

[@Virtual_Bastard]

Well.... yeah.... that's kinda how it works

[@bethanywillis7443]

@@Virtual_Bastard yeah except a lot of people think military grade means best quality (that’s implied in movies) when that’s not the case

[@immapotato2728]

Lol, I had a flip phone that was listed as military grade...that thing is freaking indescribable!

[@geist6364]

True

[@jewishspacelaseroperator5410]

Very wise words

[@Carolina-wz2qo]

Idk why I never processed that the camera can't just follow him around floating by itself when he's walking around his place but it really surprised me when the camera person spoke lmao

[@pandaitis0157]

It surprised me that the camera man sounds just like him lol

[@XxAnimenatorxX]

@@pandaitis0157 it's his cousin

[@LoveValentineXO]

I wasn't paying too much attention so when the cameraman spoke, I was all, "the fuck??"

[@petralacayo-chamorro9085]

I thought the cameraman was Kurtis conner.

[@kori_1422]

@@XxAnimenatorxX Isnt it drew?

[@dakotaeast4126]

the "he's going to attack me" **the creeper is securely tied to the chair** has major "cop shoots dog that was walking away" vibes

[@allenxav4754]

I’ve never been so concerned about Danny getting electrocuted 😂

[@TheStapleGunKid]

It's a good thing the tac-wallet is bow and arrow resistant. I can't tell you all the times I keep getting ambushed by random archers who shoot arrows at my wallet.

[@dangerous1580]

#relatable

[@astronomical926]

Can't tell you how many times i've been attacked by Robin Hood trying to steal my wallet and give its contents to the poor

[@Bionicbutter43]

DAMMIT I KNEW YOU HAD A TAC WALLET

[@Suxanny]

It’s Hawkeye out for Danny bc of his Jeremy renner vid 😔🤠

[@masodemic4509]

imagine if they shoot fire arrows

[@smolson8471]

The creeper in his basement be like: “Help, let me go. Help let me go. Help let me go. Let me go tonight!”

[@Emma-nb8cx]

XD yes

[@se7en427]

He was just a dolphin Swimming in the sea With his dolphin friends Happy as can be Until one day he went And ventured onto land And he got bitten by A radioactive man Now he's Dolphin Man Half dolphin, half man Hear him screech at night 'Cause he just wants a friend He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ) If you run into him In the dark abandoned house where he lives Oh You know he may come off strong But he's not what he seems If he ever catches you You can bet that you'll scream Like "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Let me go tonight" You'll scream "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Stop kidnapping me" She was just a lady Not a care in the world 'Till she saw some grown men Kidnapping a girl She said "Help, let me go" So she sprung into action Then she looked right at a necklace And became Scarlett Johansson Then she kicked all their asses Varli, savior of the masses Don't know where that necklace came from "Love more, hate less", that's the message Dolphin Man saw her on TV And gave her a call They formed the best crime-fighting team in the world Oh Then they saved the president From an alien race It was all over the news He was screaming in space Like "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Let me go tonight" He said "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Stop kidnapping me" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Let me go tonight" He said "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Stop kidnapping me"

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

😂😂😂😂

[@Tu_ta_lu]

Also creeper: “stop beating me, I’m not filled with any candy”

[@lemons1086]

He be like 😝 as he hangin' there

[@trazgalb]

Ive seen the "do not eat" pouch joke so many times from different people... BUT IVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE ACTUALLY PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH 👁👄👁

[@Y0SK3]

Danny I would watch any video from you it doesn't matter what's it about you just put a smile on my face and joy in my heart no matter what ❤️

[@santosjohnson6401]

imagine this situation: someone breaks into another persons house. this person slowly creeps out of bed, grabbing their tac bat. turning the corner to confront the assailant, they use self defense mode to blind them ...*but then* the robber flips down the brim of his hat, revealing that he has a tac visor attached to his cap!!! what happens then!?!??! it's like asking what happens when an unstoppable object meets an immovable force!!!!! this company has created an effective defence system for its own device!! the intruder has just checkmated the homeowner!!! they will surely die now. we need a solution to this obvious loophole in the tac product universe

[@jolaid]

You could run up to the intruder and use the military tough tactical flashlight to beat the intruder until he dies

[@barelysentientbeing1986]

You bring out the tac shaver to shave both of there beards off, the confusion cancels them out and then you eat their grandma’s ashes

[@fl0wers462]

simple, before the intruder comes in, you carefully craft yourself some bow and arrow proof pajamas out of the tac-wallets so when the intruder comes in (wielding a bow and arrow as intruders oft do), even with the tac-visor, you still have enough armor to beat the intruder to death with your tac bat.

[@sammiekrueger8721]

This is what the tac bat is for if they bamboozle you ya just get em

[@catie5403]

I'm so glad this comment has informed me about the TPCU (tac product connected universe)

[@LindseyMoon13]

Danny's tax deductions like: full tactical gear, a nutcracker, asthma poster, crafting supplies, and la croix. Irs: ?? Danny: yes, those are all work supplies.

[@AshtonKohler]

Don’t forget the creeper piñata

[@damnits2200]

But there wasn’t any tactical gear. The video was clickbait.

[@cattheinvisible6605]

YOU'RE CLICKBAIT

[@anniandro]

And the Tesla

[@kkkn8282]

And ofc his possum shirt

[@TheQueenLiliJane]

Bro Danny is literally the funniest person I know

[@jamesburk8145]

La Croix is like drinking straight seltzer water and having someone shout the name of a fruit in the next room.

[@DiegoGarcia-ev9vp]

He’s too wacky and silly. He can’t be tactical now that’s not legal.

[@e-babbitt1980]

wacktical

[@ozzy6458]

Sictical

[@phoenixgonzalez5579]

Yeah he’ll get slapped by legal

[@chirachianimations6717]

The new Instagram add: Play this to become legally tactical.

[@lilalovesu3373]

yeah hes gonna get slapped by legal

[@katarinamonkova114]

Danny: * hitting the nutcracker * Me: "no wonder nutcracker Danny was so scared and creepy if this is what happens to him every day."

[@schmeef2758]

You can see me?

[@rocks1974]

@@schmeef2758 w-who are you?!

[@Wipped-cweam]

I can believe there wasnt a “that’s tacky” joke in there

[@MrsAnnThropy]

seeing Danny throw a silica gel packet into his mouth gave me life for at least the next 23 days. in my house we literally just call them 'snacks'