Trying to Get Your Chaotic Boyfriend to Focus for Even Just One Minute | Audio RP | [M4A]

[@ReplayCamera2]

He is literally the embodiment of David’s old line, “I don’t know if I should kill them or marry them.”

[@simivalleydave]

Yessssss so true

[@simivalleydave]

Which video was that from I can’t remember

[@ishouldreallychangemyname948]

@@simivalleydaveYour Tsundere Werewolf Boyfriend Won’t Shift For You

[@simivalleydave]

@@ishouldreallychangemyname948 thank you

[@K.Y.L.E.010]

he's the type of dude to laugh in the middle of an argument for no reason

[@Everchanging_m]

LMAO yeah

[@shodo2189]

I feared that eventually there'd be an angst audio with this 😭

[@Azer5753]

please no I don't want any angst😢

[@evelina5981]

I crave angst

[@Jordan-eu2zh]

@evelina5981 no bad don't encourage him

[@th3st4rg1rl]

the return of “light of my life, apple of my eye, the cream in my coffee” had me screaming 😭😭

[@IAmAPo3t]

I heard poor Roger Rabbit 😭

[@skylergainous5471]

That is my favorite old movie. My favorite part was at the end, when Eddie had to act ridiculous to make the weasels die laughing

[@nothoughtsatall]

7:36 was probably the most genuine laugh I’ve ever heard out of Erik and I will be replaying this one part forever

[@ishouldreallychangemyname948]

it sounded so cute how does he do it 😭

[@SillyFoo]

SAME Guys laughs in general just so 💖💖💖 but that one specifically just sounds so REAL

[@CinderFalls]

You can even hear the way he moved away from the mic, I love it

[@Idk_why_im_even_here_lolz]

I feel like guy is the most similar to Erik and I love it

[@deinodinosuchus]

@@Idk_why_im_even_here_lolzhe has said before that Guy is basically just him 😂 he described it better but basically. you’re right

[@Vanessab144]

Guy is the bf you could never get mad at or tired of no matter what

[@Shocked_YellowManEmoji]

Honey is😭

[@bridgetmadden5716]

My husband is almost a clone of guy

[@tAVROS_n1TRAM]

@@bridgetmadden5716errmm..can I steal him :3 (mine too)

[@litl_kim]

I like to imagine Guy playing an entire game of canasta using the “honey, you got a big storm coming” lady’s voice the whole time 😂

[@Iamnotrealgacha09]

He’s made that joke in a prior video acctually

[@litl_kim]

@@Iamnotrealgacha09 yup, when he walked in the door from work 🤣 it’s why I thought of it lol

[@megihysi6376]

Guy and Honey are literally the golden retriever and black cat energy couple

[@asirentail]

Guy gives me more of an orange cat vibe. Just like a golden retriever but wayyyy more chaotic and silly

[@Lunar_onpawz]

YESSS👹

[@thornofthelily]

"I pay lots of attention, to lots of things, all the time, all at once," we stan our chaotic switch adhd king

[@IamArchid]

My partner (KilarthMac) is on vacation so I’ll be doing the timestamps until they’re back (and of course the first video would be a fucking *Guy* video I’m sobbing why this is literally just live footage of them being a shit) *Timestamps:* 0:02 - *Honeybaby jdisjoiajfje* 0:36 - _"Sextuple_ word score! Sextuple- *[Laugh]”* 1:11 - *Literally the beginning of Honey’s villain arc* 1:28 - “What’re you up to? Just uhh- standing there being all _sexy-like?_*[Laugh]* *[Kisses]* Bet it’s very hard work. *[Kisses]* Cause it’s work that gets me very…” *GUY GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF* 2:25 - Just so many kisses oh my goodness 2:40 - Guy’s totally real evidence that proves that he could die without a steady supply of kisses 3:19 - “A supply for which I am now both incredibly grateful and woefully dependent upon.” Fuck this is literally just me listening to Mac rn 3:48 - *They’re in the bargaining stage.* - 4:20 - *Honey wants Guy to pay attention when they teach him the card game.* 5:05 - Guy asks Honey if they’re hungry, because he’s not starving but he’s getting there 5:20 - 6:08 *Guy’s Canasta Incident* - 5:20 - “Alright, alright. Canasta first, and then food. Canasta. That’s fun. _Canasta._ Nasty, nasty canasty- *[Hit]* *[Laugh]* Ow! What’s that for?!” - 5:42 - Just Guy engaging with the “source material” 6:38 - Guy’s rant about cards and how many are in a deck and if it includes Jokers 7:25 - _GUY PLEASE GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF SKJDALJ_ 7:34 - THE WAY HE SAYS CANASTY AND THEN LAUGHS I CAN'T SKJDLASD 7:55 - Good callback to their past videos 8:20 - “Everybody always tells us how cute we are together! They usually then would follow it up with a comment about how they don’t know how you do it without going insane- but hey, that’s their problem, not mine. Jealousy’s a disease, get well soon to those bitches.” HELP ME 8:41 - 10:00 Honey teaching Guy about Canasta - 8:52 - Omg they were roommates - 9:45 - “Do they have to match suite? _Kiss me."_ - 9:51 - *“No, no, no- I asked do they have to match suite- **_kiss me_**- like- like- does the whole canasta- **_kiss me_**- have to be the same suite? **_Please kiss me._** [Snort] I- I don’t- I don’t know what you mean- **_kiss me."_* - 10:10 - Wait fuck he’s actually genius Honey you should kiss him for that 11:07 - “Honey are you a vowel repetition schema because you really out here putting the _ass_ in _assonance_ *[Laugh]"* 11:43 - “Gives good mouthfeel. Speaking of mouthfeel- *[Hit]* *[Laugh]* Hey- hey! I didn’t even say it yet, that’s not fair!” 12:18 - Guy saying it reminds him of Rummy, which is something he played with his family 14:35 - WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CANASTA PLEASE SKJDKSDJ 15:10 - Honey interrupting Guy with a kiss ksjfnsdj 15:51 - I kinda want Guy to win now frick

[@ishouldreallychangemyname948]

U GUYS R DATING???? why is this such a shocker

[@ishouldreallychangemyname948]

also nice stand in 👌🏾

[@IamArchid]

@@ishouldreallychangemyname948 PFFT I suppose it's not very obvious. Apparently I'm super mean to them all the time so it makes sense.

[@Hey.its.lucy21]

Thank you Archid! I Hope macs having the best vacay 💞

[@raccoon_parasites]

10/10 for both u

[@OnyxChinchilla]

Don't let this Guy audio distract you from the fact that bungee gum holds the properties of both rubber and gum and the fact that it has been a whole year since we've had a Caelum audio.

[@x.forevaclo]

WE DID IT BOYS, GUY HAS APPEARED ONCE AGAIN 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@deariroha]

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@fatpuppydog5678]

RAHHHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@urfrenfishy]

i have an unhealthy need for a david x angel and honey x guy meet up- i feel it would be like.. david: …it’s so quiet honey: …it’s lovely david: …hold on AUG- *guy and angel jumping them and laughing maniacally*

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Yes

[@keep_on_the_balaclava]

Fr i swear that David, honey and baabe are all counterparts of eachother and angel, ash and guy are all counterparts

[@WeirdZara]

I love that ideaaa

[@wa6488]

Yes

[@Devi_nam]

YESSS GUY. I LOVE HIS CHAOTIC SUNSHINE ENERGY SO MUCH AND HIS ENDLESS SUPPLY OF KISSES. Never change Guy ❤🧡💛

[@changli7281]

7:08 That was German :) As a German person I had to smile when I heard the "interessant".

[@doyouevenlift6611]

and dutch

[@quietloyalty1358]

It's easy to forget that he records this by himself. The feigned interaction is so natural that it stays true to the core values of audios like this, that for the listener, it is a soft escape and comfort. That seems to be a constant undercurrent to his content that I really enjoy. These aren't just narratives and I don't think he gets enough credit for how much his content holds this undercurrent no matter what story he's weaving. This was fun.

[@elphieofkiamoko]

Guy starts talking about there being 52 cards in a deck and I, having actually researchered this, am fully prepared to explain that it's because there are 52 weeks in the year and if you add the face value of all the cards they equal 365, the number of days in the year, and the four suits represent the four seasons aaaaaaand here's where I realize I've definitely lost him. I feel Honey's pain, he's lucky he's adorable 😂

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Thats cool thanks for the info

[@savathunsgoblin]

oh wow that's a super cool info to know! /gen thank you for sharing that 😊

[@Artemix4137]

Words cannot express how much I absolutely adore Guy

[@zeldahyrule3127]

Guy is literally my at 3 am, drinking a monster and starting a new hyperfixation. He is the embodiment of ✨chaos gremlin✨

[@GabbyClown4213]

8:07 Roger Rabbit reference was noticed and appreciated

[@janastolle8787]

7:08 had me kicking my feet. Was not expecting to hear my mother tounge from guy 😅❤

[@Skipet_]

He’s my everything, I love him sm-

[@nedsurvivalguid3]

Aight the german “interessant” caught me off guard

[@ysabellabee]

Honey is far stronger than I. The first little “kissme” would've been all I needed

[@Gemmyrose]

The "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" reference gave me a real giggle 😂 Guy reminds me of my younger self, everything is an irreverent funny.

[@lauracrimson]

Ready when you are Raoul!

[@RavenAsher]

I love Guy so much he's such an amazing caracther 😭❤

[@hearts4Alastor]

THAT'S MY ICONNN

[@RavenAsher]

@@hearts4Alastor OMG HIIIIII

[@fleur0]

loving the german at 7:08 🤗

[@miangairie]

11:59 the Frasier shoutout! I love watching Frasier reruns, it's one of my comfort shows. My mom introduced me to it

[@Thatgirl385]

I LOVED THE FRAISER SHOUTOUT, I’m glad someone else noticed it 😂

[@miangairie]

@@Thatgirl385 Did you hear they did a reboot of it on Paramount? It's Frasier's son all grown up moving in with Frasier. Niles, Daphne and most of the original characters are not in it I think, but I'm definitely going to check it out

[@Thatgirl385]

@@miangairie I did hear about a reboot but I wasn’t sure if it was true! I’ll definitely check it out! Thank you 💗 Fraiser is one of my absolute favorites lol I am super excited 😆

[@sophiaisabelle027]

We appreciate your audios. Keep working hard as always.

[@KazPlumkin]

7:33 literally my favorite part in this whole audio like his laugh is so fucking cuteeeeee AAAGGHHHHH

[@cammj63]

Dios mío, nunca me cansaría de este hombre.

[@flyingicarus6345]

Porfin alguien habla español aquí 😅

[@tAVROS_n1TRAM]

Right??!!

[@ghostofanartist9851]

We need more of him . . . Genuinely giving me joy

[@litl_kim]

0:56 James has entered the chat

[@dots11]

knowing me, i would follow him on every rant until i forget what we were even doing in the first place. i could listen to his rants all day

[@Mochiiluv6969]

CANASTY👹👹” LMFAO😭😭😭

[@cheeseLouise11]

I feel like the entire premise for this video came from Erik saying Canasty to himself and giggling.

[@asiapicardi4599]

He is ken and ken is him

[@broooooo6082]

guy is kenough

[@sandkozume2241]

When guy did became serious is so hot😭 16:14

[@aestheticpearl2]

the distortion crackles my brain

[@omgitsadi.-.]

9:46 I love this part the little kiss me😭😭💗💗💗💗 I Want a guy

[@gabbygabbygabbyoioioi]

guy has gotta be erik’s second favorite character lol we see this adhd embodiment so often 😂😂 his lil kiss me messages were so cute 🥰 i need a stan to edit a david and guy convo together cause i know somehow it would work

[@Shutterfly07]

Guy is so cute 🥰 Him whispering "kiss me" is just like... idk it's attractive when he whispers, idk maybe that's weird to say? 😮

[@theo.woooooooo]

9:45 guys idk i think he said something and honey should kiss him for that idk tho 🤷

[@FallingDropBear]

Damn you for reminding me of the "take off your clothes" gag in twisted, im gonna have to go watch the whole thing again now lmao

[@kah4707]

i love their dynamic but it simply couldn’t be me. the second he says the little “hi honey” i am GONE

[@Rach.5]

Guy has returned!!! Wahoo 🎉🎉

[@AshBurt-r3s]

IM IN LOVE WITH THIS VIDEO

[@pinkSPARKL]

I love Guy, I do, but I swear, with every new audio, he makes wanna drive either my or his head through a wall (affectionate) 💕 Also, with my inability to be a stoic as Honey, I'd probably just make him worse/better by playing off of his ridiculous one-liners and causing more chaos. No one would be safe.

[@Bekstasy]

this is the most real comment ive ever seen. (i constantly feel the same way abt my bf ((if u see this ily))

[@V_iix]

This is probably my favourite video from the redacted audio channel.

[@Neveeeeeee]

I have never be more confused about anything in my life. My English self has never heard of any of the games referenced. So he was asking my questions and I was like “I DONT KNOW EITHER GUY I DONT KNOWWW!!!”

[@wangii]

BRUH, TOTALLY ME

[@rainysky329]

Once again the voice acting is on point Erik! I’ve been craving so Guy for the past few days so I think you! ❤

[@AYP03]

Guy with his vocab rizz is something else😷✨

[@jiroukyoka985]

I love everything about this😭💛💛

[@DizIsMez]

I love how his laugh is so infectious 😭😭😭, makes me smile and laugh everytime I hear it, it sounds so genuine and real, and sweet and Omagawd I’m kinikilig- (I’m blushing I mean) AND PLUS THE FACT THAT HE’S SIMPLY SOUNDS SO KYUT SJDBJD, okay anyways- back to the begrudging supply of kisses-

[@LWayne428]

I’d love to hear Guy meet Honey’s parents. He’d fuck it up so bad😭

[@xox_lxb]

THIS COULD BE SOOOO FUNNY

[@broooooo6082]

guy: why your dad kinda fineee honey: get out😐 guy: didn’t even answer the question😔

[@ubeautiful3803]

Did he just say something in German. 7:09 Das ist ja nice.

[@sitabeem9308]

It's always a good day when Guy pops up

[@red0city]

i love this man so much and he doesn’t even exist

[@Lovely.Solaire]

I thought it was already funny when Guy would say Canasty but I absolutely burst out laughing at 7:36 omfgs I love guy so much, He's literally like my bf

[@yumix2418]

7:08 did he just speak... dutch? 😨

[@little_something_]

German! 😋

[@yumix2418]

@@little_something_ its dutch toooo

[@Artemix4137]

Any time I’m having a crap day I come back to this video. It is literally impossible for me to not smile and melt a little bit while listening to Guy be an absolute dumbass. I love him so much. I was in the verge of tears about ten minutes ago and now I’m smiling like an idiot.

[@Sage-vn1nj]

Guy reminds me of that one meme of the "theyre out of my adhd medication for five days~"

[@shivaakumamidas]

But on a lighter note guy is adorable and I luv him 🖤🖤🖤

[@meimiles3639]

WHY when he started whispering my brain was like "iT's FrEe ReAl EsTaTe"😂

[@m0rtalitas]

i now have canastayyy as vocal stim thank you

[@broooooo6082]

fr😭

[@wauriel]

7:08 what in the german was that

[@O.Ivett.V.]

Being with him would be kind of a headache..but I'd love that headache.

[@13JuWeL11]

Good pronunciation of "interessant" btw😊

[@xox_lxb]

guy is our chaotic gremlin

[@zommic-cq8kl]

This is what's going on in my head all the time.

[@iamamandakidd]

He stresses me out so much but I adore him PLEASE

[@hotpocketoverlord7800]

Guy makes me want to bang my head against the wall. but he also has me cackling

[@Srkamen67]

Hold on did guy just say interessant 😂 he said it in German 😂😂 thats soo cool 7:06

[@cheyennehaga5494]

I feel like Erik has the most fun being guy cus he acts like him the most

[@Metagirl0201]

4:26 reminds me of Jennifer Lawrence on Hot Ones

[@Devaj_]

7:07 did you just say: ‘interessant’ 😦(interesting in Dutch)

[@puppi_jelly]

I LOVE GUY SMM IM SO HAPPY HE HAS ANOTHER EP

[@phantomkowai6621]

omg Guy has THE KENENERGY

[@vampire.lovely]

i am so down bad for how he rolled his R’s 😩😩

[@Leah-ew7mt]

WAKE UPPP OUR SWEET BOY POSTEDDDDD🎉

[@jack._theripper]

YOU MADE A FRASER REFERENCE OMG OMG MY NERD BRAIN IS SO HAPPY RN

[@chthonicstar]

idk why but i’m getting heavy cal kestis vibes from this audio and tbh. here for it. also we stan an adhd king

[@k1ss.1t.b3tt3r.1]

Bro I laughed during a funeral, I can relate 😂

[@ishouldreallychangemyname948]

I LUV HIMMMM

[@seven_seraphim]

this was a v nice lil vibe :3 ngl tho canasta be hard af to learn, esp if ur teacher Does Not Know™ how to actually explain it shskdbd

[@kasairyu524]

Do Guy’s videos even have a script? Or is it just Erik letting loose? The “they were roommates” line returning made me giggle like a crazy person.

[@andfriends]

Good job, Erik. I will never not call it CaNasty now

[@Thatgirl385]

The Frasier reference makes me smile so much

[@xox_lxb]

THOSE VIDEOS ARE LITERALLY MY COMFORT BUT I WOULD WANT SO BAD A VIDEO WHERE HONEY IS SAD AND BEING COMFORTED BY GUY!! THIS WOULD BE SO CUTEE

[@paulinbrocker2009]

Did he just say: ,, Interessant" like the Germans say

[@NibbyPen]

I'm starting to like the pizza guy more than any of the vamps and werewolves haha

[@bffr_kai]

i love guy so so much i NEED him irl 😭❤❤❤

[@crowchild1069]

I was so incredibly in shock when he mentioned canasta because that was actually the card game I thought of when i heard card game 😭

[@therealaceofspades]

I CANT SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS MAN 😭🥰

[@JJGOTTALOTTA1]

Timestamps Guy and Honey watching Prometheus 0:19 “I’m still not getting where the movie’s going, you know…” 0:43 “...I am sure they are going to dial that shit up to 11 at some point because if they didn’t, then you wouldn’t be suggesting we watch this…because when I’m bored I ramble and I know, I know you wouldn’t knowingly sign yourself up for even more of that than you already get all the time.” Honey is very excited to watch this with Guy, knowing his feelings about scary stuff lol 1:29 BIG JUICY BRAIN! (he said it Lucy!!!) 2:02 “Don’t cha find it funny…HONEY” 2:28 “I still don’t understand why those two are down there alone…that just doesn’t make sense.” 2:49 but like why though…but like why though…but like you went home first…but you went home first…you went home first LOL! 3:19 “If I have to weigh in, I mean I, I personally…personally…and this is personal…and this is big for me.” 3:39”...if you will…and surprisingly if you won’t…” 3:50 ...normal people do dumb shit 4:35 “I guess being smart doesn’t mean you aren’t also dumb” 4:38 big yawn 4:43 “nope, I’m not tired. I’m not tired at all…I’ve never been tired, I don’t know what you’re talking about.” yawn “I’m not bored!” 5:13 “Can I get some of the candy? Please Honey, don’t keep the candy from me…wait, what’s this? No no no, you misunderstand me, I meant the sweet, sweet candy that I call those lips of yours.” kisses 5:53 Can I have kisses? Can I have more kisses? You already gave me some, so like maybe you should give me more… 6:18 “...we love that for them…we love that for them, right? That’s great, we’re supposed to like these people, right?...I mean most of them are hot, I guess that helps…” 😜 Guy rambles about the hotness of Charlize Theron and Idris Elba 7:04 ...hot recognizes hot…and you are temperature boiling Honey! smack 7:19 honey baby darling 7:50 “but could you, but could you, but could you look at me etc etc etc” 7:59 But what if you turned those beautiful eyes, like the spotlights that they are and shone them upon my prostrate form…I won’t use the word prostrate anymore…I know we’ve talked about that…but could you look at me though laugh 8:33 …these are not just Skittles, these are Skittles Littles…they’re mini…they’re little itsy bitsy tinty tinety Skittles, like mini M&M’s but they’re Skittles Guy proceeds to explain the intricacies of Skittles Littles 9:45 It could be beef 10:25 “I am watching. I am actively watching very fervently and very focusedly…and that is a word.” 10:58 kisses 11:14 “Could I, you know, actually be rambling because I’m trying to forget this movie is not doubt about to get really scary…MAYBE SO” 11:27-12:34 A compilation of the following…Oh no, wait, what’s happening, I don’t like that, but what is that, no no no, ok ok ok, but why 12:35 “ok, but that kinda looks like…ISN’T THIS GUY SUPPOSED TO BE A BIOLOGIST?” 13:05 Why are you making me watch this? I don’t want to watch this. 13:45 “omg, that just went in his mouth.” 14:03 *WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? I DIDN’T LIKE THAT!” 14:52 “I don’t like eye stuff, I don’t like teeth stuff, I don’t like nail stuff, I don’t like eye stuff.” 15:12 Stop laughing at me! I’m scared and I don’t like this 15:28 “..I don’t know if the Skittles Littles are hitting the spot right now…and I don’t understand why that is inciting such riotous laughter from the Peanut Gallery, I don’t appreciate you laughing at my misery. This is not the behavior of a loving partner Honey.” 15:51 “ok, maybe it is the exact behavior of a loving partner” being held by Honey is not enough for Guy lol He goes on to excessively point out how gross the movie is on top of being scary 16:26 “...and there was nasty snake thing that looked like something that we’re not going to talk about.” 16:50 “...these people on this television screen right now…they are just f*cking stupid…and you know what they say, if you stay stupid, you don’t gotta get stupid CAN I GET AN AMEN” 18:35 What do you mean technically only one?! No, hold on!...You’re laughing again. Guy’s making a break for it 19:25 “...I’m just looking to sneak off to the little Guy’s room to take care of a little business…I happen to have a deep, meaningful relationship with my bladder…I know his needs inside and out…” 20:13 lots of kisses as Guy makes his way out of his nightmare to hide in the bathroom 20:51 “I love you, I love you a lot, I love you so so so so much…you are the light of my life…I’ll be back or I won’t…” Tracks 1. 0:45 2. 2:33 3. 7:54 4. 10:31 5. 12:11 6. 14:14 7. 15:46 8. 20:43

[@lauracrimson]

Gotta love that subtle Roger Rabbit mention 😅

[@havestt]

EEEE ADHD BOYFRIEND IS BACKKK❤️❤️❤️

[@cheezyb92]

These two totally dress up as Beast Boy and Raven for halloween

[@xoxo_belle]

best birthday present

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Happy birthday 💜💜🤗🤗

[@deariroha]

Happy birthday!! 🎉

[@girlfromthestars]

oh my god Guy reminds me so much of my sister. like literally this morning i was trying to teach her how to make pumpkin pancakes (she’s obsessed with gilmore girls and was BEGGING me to teach her) and she clocked out 3 minutes in to go annoy my brother. i cant win. i feel for honey they’ve gotta be dying 😭

[@punkquokka_]

oh i missed guy so much

[@lysandyyy]

Why was guy doing that quick math in his head kinda…