Trying To Keep Your Job At The Neko Cafe (ASMR Roleplay) [F4A] [Neko Listener]

[@kiazuki5871]

Manager: "We need to talk." Me, doing catnip on the counter: "Why?"

[@SeraphimSaint]

Please don’t fire me , meow-nager . Im have kittens

[@bailey6304]

oh to be a cute neko working at a neko cafe

[@senseal5462]

getting the managerial talk anxiety from this. still lovet it Fake

[@robertlauncher]

“They don’t just wanna be stared that.” I dunno, as a cat owner, them staring at me while I eat is pretty authentic 😂

[@eadgyth5009]

One order of cattitude with a side of nyachos coming up ~

[@chrisleyhe9039]

Two September's ago, my wife and I honeymooned in Tokyo. We went to a neko cafe and it was realy cool. Not only did the waitresses dress as nekos in maid outfits, but they spoke both Japanese & English. Plus their tails were batterie-operated to slowly sway to the left & right. Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

[@Antonio-is2cn]

Another cute audio by Fake!

[@lachlanparker570]

When she first mentioned difficulties with running the business, I immediately thought of the listener taking up the position of assistant manager (albeit technically an operations coordinator). The pay would be identical (as least for the trial period), the manager would have less to worry about, and the listener would only have to interact with coworkers and the manager herself.

[@Atomic_Thomas]

*reads description* Nonsense! Of course you're funny, Fake!

[@Plistors]

Hello fellow discription reader.

[@kriptonitegamer777]

I never normally read them but I was glad I did

[@Atomic_Thomas]

@@kriptonitegamer777 I always read them.

[@tomatosauce836]

I don’t think I’d be cut out for this job neko or not

[@mrorion4794]

Well at least the audio is more grounded compared to most asmr

[@alexgids]

I'll have one order of your saddest, quietest neko please.

[@JeffreyKisses]

that one clip of Alex Jones: “Just put me in, coach!”

[@lol-2247]

Hello there 🐧

[@equinox332]

General kenobi.

[@johnmcgowen1501]

The other side of a cat tail 😺

[@NightwalkerStreet]

God this gave me "see me in my office" manager PTSD lol

[@VoiceofJuany]

I feel like I’d do well as a neko…. Can I please just be a neko already

[@InsomniaticVampire]

We're working on the splicing technology, but it's been hard getting the balance right.

[@red_five3325]

There is a nekosis epidemic going around currently, but not enough audios for it.

[@cmfireflies]

this asmr gave me anxiety

[@SuperSpike47]

Wonderful audio fake!

[@goldengamer8634]

Video idea yandere Galacta

[@bensupercharged2083]

Y'know i just had a talk about my performance yesterday

[@GoodGirlLuna3]

I was hired here for I.T. and I'm doing this. I suppose it's fine, but this was to be expected. I cannot for the life of me start conversation.

[@LuckyArceus]

Can i haz cheezburger?

[@SeraphimSaint]

Am I a cat hobo?