Trying To Kiss Your Tall Girlfriend (ASMR Roleplay) [F4A]

[@mrmastaofdesasta6994]

Me: *spreads out arms* Her: "...What are you doing?" Me: "Uppies!"

[@TheAwesomeOne560]

"Look man it's been a bad couple months and you offered me a hug."

[@bruceadkins5591]

Why is this most likely to happen to me

[@MarkHerrera24]

I want this so bad

[@Ruination_station]

If/when i get a tall girlfriend (I’m 5’4) this will be a daily occurrence

[@Deleted-Banana]

I may be small but I can roll faster than you'll ever can.

[@jokester_157]

They see me rolling they hating~🕺

[@zippy2.017]

pov: you're Link from ocarina of time

[@everythingsans1582]

I roll so fast I’m like sonic 🫠

[@everythingsans1582]

@@zippy2.017 heh

[@truenewtramen3044]

I may be small but... :(

[@rusticdebris8021]

As a 5'2 person, this would be basically all my relationships.

[@sleepy-cloud7323]

Same

[@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866]

Short king unite

[@Chiglit495]

Short king brother

[@i_have_no_will_to_live.]

imagine not being at least 1 adverage aligator long

[@deadeye194]

B-but I thought I was short (5'11)

[@tjtharp603]

It's such a treat to hear FAKE ❤️ laugh. :-) thanks so much

[@averagejoe5742]

Man, as a 9 foot tall individual myself, it’s always a pleasure to find a girl taller than me!

[@salty5082]

wait did i read that wrong...

[@lonerimortal8]

as a above average sized person, I can confirm that 9 foot tall for me is the same as being short :^V

[@justagamingpossum2915]

You are the least average "joe"

[@averagejoe5742]

@@justagamingpossum2915 are you implying that my name isn’t Joe >:(

[@Siathuan]

@@averagejoe5742 Your name is clearly Average, and your parents - Mr and Mrs Joe - must have had an amazing sense of humor.

[@pvtwade7057]

Being teased by fake for being a Napoleon sized man has rended my soul to it's very core

[@waddlecopter3139]

I like to imagine Im still 6'1 and shes like 7 feet tall

[@lbexlbn]

same

[@cheekibreeki5381]

im 1.90 and if i got a tall gf she better be dimitrescu lenght.

[@notthebloodfiend]

Same here. When I hear the "tall gf" ASMR audios, I like to imagine a 2.20 girl

[@supersoursorbet]

tall women supremacy

[@erlxxxn]

Y e s.

[@mrmastaofdesasta6994]

Ah! This slightly patronizing yet sweet attitude! Just perfect.

[@fumikagetokoyami3226]

My dad's 6'5 I was genetically owed height but my mom had to mess it up by being 5 feet tall and I am here at the staggering height of 5'4

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Me: Hahahaha! This is hilarious! Also me: *Cries in 5'3"*

[@g_h_o_u_l]

Ok so....I am quite tall about roughly 6 foot 2........soooo, I just stumble across this and listen to it, and I'm just interpreting this girl to be like 7 or 8 foot tall(RE8 Lady D style tall), and I'm both very into it and also very intimidated if so, because holy Jesus that woman is taller than my TV stand on it's side

[@jacket5191]

As someone of 1,92 meters , I reinforce this statement

[@jabootycon5543]

Bro I am also that tall but 340 lbs and the fact that she said she could pick us up? What kinda roid rager is this

[@g_h_o_u_l]

@@jabootycon5543 the best kind if so

[@monsterenjoyer3590]

i’m 6’2 and agree with everything said here

[@Bingus219]

I’m 5,5 and I’m interpreting her to be 7 and or 8

[@Bumblebee2361]

That vocal fry at the end of every sentence make her sound like a female Solid Snake. It is very entertaining.

[@mirage809]

A tall girl? My inner fan of amazons is screaming. Also, we get to be the jetpack! Being the jetpack is dope!

[@nopenopenope5162]

4:12 "i cant hear you from down there..." "SPEAK UP BOY I CANT HEAR YOU FROM UP THERE!!' *those who know*

[@Wanderer24]

When you said average height is still small, I felt so... something. I don't know, but it felt great. You said short and in my mind I said I'm average height. What a gift that was!

[@JETBLACKCORD]

Omg this was lovely to listen to splendid audio fake

[@scythermc0001]

TALL GIRL ASMR'S ARE THE BEST

[@GAMINGDEVlL]

One word that can fix this. Uppies

[@THEsauceboi6billion]

4:13 "SPEAK UP BOY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM UP THERE!"

[@Dr.Chibbins]

As a 6’4” guy, I’ve never had this problem

[@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic]

Finally! An Asmr that could possibly happen to me!

[@bulldowozer5858]

"I didn't put it that high up", she said after putting it on the support beam for the roof

[@tomatocoffeereal]

i love watching stuff like this even though i’m 6’1 ☠️

[@Murasaki_RS]

We all have our fantasies. No shame

[@darklightgamesanimations7563]

Im just imagining some 7 foot tall dude listen to this and finally get what it like to be teased for being small

[@minefight1606]

“You’re so short” Mam i am 6’2” “Mmm, average height is short to me” WHERE ARE WE FROM WHERE 6’2” IS AVERAGE?!?!

[@matthewmihaljevic3431]

It's not the same height, but the average adolescent height in the Dinaric Alps is 6 foot 1, which is close enough.

[@Umur23]

@@matthewmihaljevic3431 I'm 5'8 am I tall or short

[@masterpokeball7368]

This is why they invented ladders

[@numberwalk2339]

Everytime I heard her talk about me being short all I can think is Plankton saying: "I can deny it no longer! I am small...."

[@pyromaniac2104]

See Netflix THIS is how you do it

[@shadowkun2022]

Ok stealing lunches. That's just cruel. Even I'm not a complete monster.

[@RamiGold]

Me a 6'8" guy Y E S

[@l0sts0ul89]

Cries in 5'4

[@g_h_o_u_l]

I'm roughly 6'3"/6'4"

[@unusual_sandwich]

@@l0sts0ul89 just grow lmao

[@xxqino]

@@unusual_sandwich real

[@Umur23]

@@unusual_sandwich I'm 5'8 am I tall or short

[@Bladerunner-sn7tv]

tall girl 3 script looking interesting.

[@Juany1985]

Yep. Being 5 feet tall the struggle is real

[@Sleepingwithjeanson]

I love your asmrs so much

[@ct-1529]

As a 6'0-6'1 guy it's always nice to find a girl that towers over me

[@Lightheartednecromancer]

I may be small but im very quick at building pillow forts and nobody can resist laying down in them

[@DrDunsparce]

Tall girls are supreme

[@copieopie5335]

When ur 4’11 and have a tall girl preference:

[@professional_troll]

It sounds like she's trying to read the script in jokers voice

[@fishymi6511]

Went over the speed limit by just 1km 😈 Ever thought of signing in the NBA?

[@vincentpaterno5311]

Sweet. I'm a 5-6: guy whose girlfriend is a towering 6'4" (honest!).

[@hoodieman3272]

I hate that I’m literally the size of a giraffe but I prefer taller girls

[@spasticpug5209]

We need a fake asmr discord server

[@Sierra_Alt]

I too was owed tallness genetically but same thing my mother messed up 😂😂

[@BlueLife03]

I AM NORMAL SIZE AND FULLY FUNCTIONAL!!!

[@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866]

This is why I practiced year in the ancient art of sweeping the leg No matter how tall you are once you fall

[@jadelock302]

Could this be a Tall Girl Reference? Of courses this audio is way higher(get it?) in quality than that "movie".

[@moosejuice2166]

I get to experience being short, its nice actually I don't know what yall are complaining about

[@shipmastertietusthessaloni1528]

At this point, I have accepted being smol

[@constantlyindoubt8411]

I absolutely love this :o

[@jonathanaadkins2681]

Us small people have advantages (im 5,8)

[@Chxrylnn._]

I'm a girl but I still enjoy

[@CO2Ymir]

Me: uppies Her: what? Me: UPPIES

[@Maito89]

I have YYX syndrome so I'm considerably taller than anyone else in my family 😆Of course it's also the reason I have acne and mild symptoms of autism but that's small price to pay for being able to reach the top shelf of the fridge 😭

[@Manlikegibbon]

"that's small price to pay for being able to reach the top shelf of the fridge"-nice line

[@outcast4087]

I'm 1,73 meters tall, and I'm dreaming to find a girlfriend who's taller and stronger than me. Which is a very fat chance, if you ask me...

[@bruceadkins5591]

This is probably my future

[@Ruby_Eve]

I'm such a delinquent that I don't even use my turn signals

[@silky2835]

If I'm tall enough to have to duck whenever I walk through a doorway otherwise I'll hit my head, she's gotta be at least 6'10

[@knife47]

Knife loves having a tall gf, she can reach to the top shelf!

[@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866]

I can reach it too Am I not good enough?

[@knife47]

@@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866 Knife needs tall gf tho…

[@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866]

@@knife47 I see

[@deadlychozo]

@@knife47 Me too knife, me too🥹

[@g5knightlyshell445]

Im literally an inch below average height, 5’8, i think the average is 5’9.

[@Umur23]

I'm 5'8 too

[@Jinkuzu]

Tbh I enjoy these videos about being smaller cus I've been insecure about my height. 6'4.4

[@Iden_in_the_Rain]

I’m 165cm and this is pretty much every woman I meet lol

[@JodaroKujo]

I am the same height as Koichi Hirose I am smol

[@TheOriginalSomeRandomGuy]

“I may be short but I…Uuhm…anyways” -Me whilst thinking of something good to comment

[@aflahali553]

You know I kind of want someone who is like maybe same height or 1 inch taller

[@francocarlyledimarucut653]

I'm 5'8 and yet my height is a curse Can't fit in my bed Always hit my head to the door frame Kids getting scared to me for no reason Others thinking I'm 20 or 19 years old You might call me lucky with this height But not it ain't no luck 💀

[@Umur23]

I'm 5'8 tall

[@MaceyRooney]

Don’t worry I’m 23 and I’m 6’3

[@Alex-sx9xr]

My dad is 6 ft 5 and his whole family is above 6 foot but my mom is 5 ft 4 so I feel your pain. I still was taller than my friends in high school(I was 5 ft 11 at 16) but I could have been taller.

[@solararmor3961]

Man times have changed if 6ft is smol

[@Stop_Inc.-cg6hk]

For the record I didn't actually sneak out I just finished todays work early

[@JamalWhite-b2y]

Me: pick me up woman!

[@jamesgudgeon4868]

This is very funny 😄 😆 🤣 😂 😀 😁 😄 😆 🤣 😂 😀 😁 😄

[@JSBreezy918]

Me out here at 6’4 confused

[@puglife658]

I’m tall for a girl but that’s technically because I’m trans.

[@snag.silver.requiem2322]

So, I read the thumbnail and I thought it said "Can't Read" which I thought was weird because the title didn't seem to have anything to do with reading. Then I read it again and realized my mistake but if I misread the words for can't read does that mean I double can't read?

[@Reverseslayer217]

Why am I so smol

[@therealharmacist5627]

5’11” vs 6’0

[@Liverpoolboy-lp7xg]

wish I could have a tall girlfriend

[@JolleymanJ]

Dear god how I desperately wish this could happen to me

[@kingnothin]

is it me or do I just hear the female version of solid snake 😂 but I like it

[@XVIXXi1i]

I can relate to your comment at the end, I should be 5 feet or taller rn, but I’m still 4’11, I’m only a bit taller then my grandmother

[@vampire_catgirl]

This voice actually sounds like female snake

[@salty5082]

does fake have a twitch 🤔

[@LittleMoonI]

Yes I may be short but I know that you know that you love that about me you being able to carry me and give me uppies when I want them

[@Burry.]

how tall is the listener

[@Vashkey]

Why does she sound like Solid Snake?

[@Inkveon]

My 6’1 ass listening to this melting

[@deatheater5212]

I am 6 foot 1 so i am average hight but i Like to think shes at least 8 foot tall

[@deatheater5212]

@Lars Liam Vilhelm IT IS in Germany at least where i live

[@JakeSm4sh]

It's not fair why are you always taller than me

[@metalgamerjonny6410]

Why does it feel like im having a conversation with a female version of solid snake?

[@lol-2247]

Hello there

[@Adam_X78]

General Kenobi

[@l0sts0ul89]

Most impressive

[@KingDragonBlood]

Omg this is so odd im 6ft im imagining she’s 6.7ft but based on how you just mentioned i cant reach something you shrunk me why i dont want to be short (red pouty face)

[@BladeandBounty]

I have 2 height related comments on my life. I am the height of the average male and am also italian one of the shorter ethnicities.

[@tomatosoupnum1fan]

I small bean 😌

[@axcaleeoyrothes2253]

i was having a great time but then she added imion to the food :(

[@Adam_X78]

Cool

[@clar4baby]

I'm 5'6 and I think I'm tall, let's leave these thoughts behind

[@CivilianTactics2024]

Great video miss. Also listening to your voice you sound a little like snake from the metal gear games. Not meaning that in a bad. Just thought it was a little funny. But like I said really good video miss!

[@scarymeunster9095]

I’m a 6 foot titan at 300 lbs and somewhere about size 26 shoulders so having giant lady is hilarious.