Trying Weird Amazon Stuff!

[@Jakewebber9]

what else should we unbox from amazon hehehe

[@Ilovesmosh_]

Self defense stuff

[@frankie918]

cosplays

[@radioact1ve_cunt]

silly things

[@vinnyNOTVINNIE]

CANDLESS

[@savannahgames1008]

furry suits!!

[@ulkuseker3579]

johnnie hyperventilating, gagging and crying in the background while jake just munches on the fucking honeycomb was the performance of the year, loved it

[@s3v3n.w0rd2]

yes

[@kaelynndarrow]

HELP, HELP, SOMEBODY HELP ME

[@oliverse_crazy930]

i couldn't stop laughing

[@LAZYYY-2]

Bro I think jake is so annoyed with johnnie right now

[@__CaMi_YuH__]

“SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO DO ASMR.” -Jake

[@abigailsalmanac]

Johnnie panicking over the smallest bite of honey while Jake stuffs the rest in his face with no reaction was the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile 😭

[@Bumblebee_the_Dinosaur]

REAL

[@Jay_webber00]

THEN THE "HELP.....HELP......HELP....." ENDED MEEEEEEEEEE

[@dog_lover5077]

i was literally laughing so hard when that happened and my mom came in my room thinking i was dying😂

[@Sparrow_the_therian21]

FR

[@greeneyedgirl420]

Gotta love bee puke! You two kill me 😂

[@EliskaBrouckova]

Honestly, it was funny and adorable how Jake was like "Sorry, I am so sorry" and just bit on the chocolate so innocently 😭

[@WhoAmI-tz9nn]

That looks like it hurt sm

[@Witadori]

​@WhoAmI-tz9nn Fr 😂

[@yeaheraliss]

Frrr 😂😂😂 they have a good friendship

[@Mia-s8l5y]

1:55 I love how Johnnie is throwing up and Jake is just sitting there eating his honeycomb like nothing is happening

[@Chloerosesavard]

Fr

[@lxhi_jaoh9406]

Please marry me, I love people who use timestamps

[@tr0picalfzzy]

love how jake just profusley asks johnnie if he's okay even though he's the one who bashed the chocolate bar against his cranium

[@JenniferHun-i3q]

Real lol

[@SpanishKitten]

Cranium 😂😂😂

[@Renandzee]

No Fr tho his giant cranium😭👹

[@zzlovesyousm]

@@Renandzeegiant😭

[@dariasamonova2689]

Watching Jake and Johnnie is like watching all of your intrusive thoughts come true

[@cqm1l_a]

OMG YES

[@zrjpeg]

Impulsive**

[@totallynotsophie115]

Real

[@poppy-Jolie]

That’s not true because none of them are killing anybody❤️

[@im.not.normal1972]

AYE

[@daniellemx13]

literally CACKLING over the fact that jake let his intrusive thoughts win and broke the chocolate over johnnies head😭

[@I_will_eat_you304]

I laughed so hard-

[@qaz2240]

P sure it's impulsive

[@cielgf]

that is NOT what an intrusive thought is stfu

[@Mia-jp5bm]

Fr

[@XY3c0c.]

​@@qaz2240love your pfp

[@Melanie_fandomm]

3:14 “whY the FauK aRe youU goinGh in MHy rOoM, LooKiNg aT MY STUFF”

[@Kittygeminii]

I love the way Johnnie acts when he’s around Jake , healing inner child vibes

[@Chekt_out]

Jake and Johnnie together is like nicotine. Very addictive but in the best way possible.

[@corey_ny]

i think u need special treatment

[@St4ri1frfr]

I nicotine is not good👎👎👎💔💔💔🥀🥀🐺🐺

[@St4ri1frfr]

@FluffyfuryYT yeah

[@elsie6740]

@@St4ri1frfrperiod 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

[@minibatman2.016]

They’re better than nicotine. And nicotine isn’t even good in any way. It’s like saying they’re as good as lung cancer, which isn’t a compliment.

[@hannahroseklevenn]

I just recently started watching Jake and Johnnie and literally no one in this world makes me laugh harder than them. They literally brought old school KZbin back. I will forever be searching for Jake in every man I meet because I’m obsessed 😭

[@v4mpire06]

THATS RIGHT HANNAH

[@Ur_Fav_Mini_CORPSE]

SAME I FOUND THEM LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO AND THIS HAS ACTUALLY BEEN THE BEST TWO WEEKS EVER I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS MUCH IN SO LONG 🖤

[@xxa1meexxx]

ur so real

[@kissi.15]

same but i useed to watch jake in 2017 in sam and colby videos

[@_.moniee]

SAME, I FOUND THEIR CHRISTMAS VIDEO AND NOW I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT

[@R41NB0W_P4W5]

4:13 Johnnie: HAHAH EEEE CAUSE I J3RK OFF👹

[@LynxMha]

This is by far my favorite comment ever 😭

[@RamenNoodss]

I love watching these two little ladies escape the home everyday just to entertain me. I appreciate their efforts 🥰🥰🥰☺️☺️

[@Skibidirizlerlolz]

HI BOOKIE

[@RamenNoodss]

@@Skibidirizlerlolz ONG HI BOOKINS

[@GuardianDeathAngel]

I disguise as a nurse and break them out every time

[@RamenNoodss]

@@GuardianDeathAngel thank you so much! 😇

[@GuardianDeathAngel]

@RamenNoodss your welcome. Nursing home is boring, that's why I release all the Demons trapped in that place

[@kawaiidoge111]

I love how genuine you guys are, makes me feel like i’m not as weird as i think

[@p1nkhol1c]

YES SAME

[@H4RR13T]

i bite toenails

[@xcoffee_jxlly5403]

I love how Jake is casually eating the honey and Johnnie is just yelling for help hahah

[@Ilikemyjob]

Im so glad these Latinas escaped the asylum for this one

[@worms_in_the_gut]

YES FOR REALLL

[@AmeliaRatcliff-e1w]

The way he said it was

[@AmeliaRatcliff-e1w]

Priceless

[@Inv4d3rZ1m]

8:34 IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINEAION

[@BlackBeautyTV.]

4:28 “Look at that stick! Now we climb it” *thump* “OOWWW!”

[@Kylee_Duck1223]

Love it❤

[@catttyun]

johnnie always screaming crying throwing up at situations he willingly puts himself through is so me

[@georgeharrisonisocute]

same

[@Xx_FluffFries_xX]

Same

[@Alia-d7h]

9:02 moments before disaster😂

[@Autumnandbluestar]

Lol

[@Autumnandbluestar]

9:22 moments before revenge

[@AverysvVlogs]

Jake’s fall 5:32 was hilarious to see. I love watching Jake and Johnnie when I’m upset of sad🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

[@alphabetsoupgonewrong]

i love how jake so effortlessly takes a bite out of everything and johnnie looks like he's putting 110% bite power into it and still struggling

[@STRAY.POSSIBLE]

Uhhh😩😂 1:22 I like how Jake’s straight up eating it to the brim and Johnnie is gagging at the smallest bite he took😂

[@Ezzy_V]

3:11 Johnnie: Why the fck are you going in my room looking at my stuff!

[@FaithIvy-n7n]

Jake:well are they yours. Johnnie:IM HOLDING THEM FOR A FRIEND!!!!!

[@R3X_gl00my]

7:33 "ladies, I'm single" 😭😭😭

[@xoxolilliee]

1:00 “ur supposed to eat that?” “STFU IM DOING A ASMR” 😂😭

[@sophiaandm3679]

Yes you are supposed to eat why have you not seen it on KZbin ❓❓❓❓❓❓.

[@Ivvy_bubble]

​@@sophiaandm3679you honestly don't understand anything 🤣😭

[@Doesntmatter483]

"It looks like spongebob"

[@Justapersonp]

An*

[@daveandlauren6142]

His face tho

[@Laila.4eva]

3:26 Johnnie falling was the highlight of my life

[@Auggieschoolsageonpawz01]

IKR

[@Ilovecatssvm]

⁠@gamerxpug1994nope, but Jake fell at 5:30! 😊

[@-sarah-4]

@@Ilovecatssvm?

[@WednesdayTargaryen]

2:23 “This is NOT gonna help with the rumors” 😅

[@x.Starr.x]

7:04 - THE EYESHADOW JUST MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE SCARY LMAOO

[@tamishadrummond8455]

Fr

[@taylormaclaughlin7443]

FRRRRR

[@princ3ss.m0de]

johnnie absolutely freaking out over the tiny piece of honeycomb and then there’s jake just casually munching on it is so funny to me😭😭

[@Ilikemyjob]

I know right I laughed so hard

[@Elda92757]

5:31 IM CRYNG

[@catmother_thefirst]

SAME THERES ACTUAL TEARS

[@haileypeck8952]

I’m so happy to see the two wonderful ladies play with new stuff in the nursing home😊

[@elaine3478]

8 MINUTES AGO

[@PonyboyIsKool2]

@@elaine34788 month ago!

[@Crystal_star379]

8 MONTHS AGO

[@Its_Emi.4lif3]

PAUSE---😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Seagullsaredope]

I love that Johnnie was gagging like crazy over the honeycomb but ate pillow stuffing with no hestitation

[@haileybrown2398]

Fr 😂

[@haileybrown2398]

1:43

[@Norah25funnyvid]

So true

[@madisongearing3815]

YEAH THE FUCKING HONEY COMB IS EDIBLE BUT MOTHERFUCKING STUFFING ISNT

[@Isla_901]

3:26 when Johnnie fell is making me laugh way to hard 😭😭

[@Isla_901]

5:31 when Jake fell to can't miss thattt 😭😭🙏🏼

[@NSB_LOVER4]

For real

[@TheDimmies]

9:13 Jake’s intrusive thoughts came to him

[@G00fy_Ahh]

Johnnie calling Jake autistic because of a bubble machine is so funny 😭😭

[@DanijelRuva-u1z]

Lol

[@Ilikemyjob]

EARLIER: Johnnie having sensory issues and freaking out about the honey comb screaming for help

[@Amy-lj8vj]

@@Ilikemyjobmeanwhile Jake just stuffing his face 😭 I love them sm

[@ScarletteCobra]

He is autistic though

[@emozyns]

Glad to see these lovely ladies using Amazon the way it was intended 🙏

[@asscream69]

Amen

[@cravenmorehed]

The way God intended

[@piercedprincess000]

Ill drink to that

[@BananaMan-yn8vl]

Cheers 🍻

[@moonlightvamp111]

Im laughing so hard at 9:01 , the fact you see the thought pop into jakes head and the shock of how hard it hit Johnnies head is killing me 😂😂😂

[@Morgana191]

Yes! You can see a glimmer of curiosity in his eyes of him wanting to know what would happen 😭

[@frankiesien9252]

@SpR0Ut_SoUpzz literally 😭

[@RileyCole-l8h]

5:48 Johnnie is to funny

[@nickmoye3059]

Frrr

[@dianaiswondering9814]

9:18 Bro definitely has a concussion now 😭

[@kendallyankey-b5f]

johnnie: freaks out over a small bite of the honey also johnnie: *cotton candy*

[@ST4R_EDITZ_74]

I can't believe he thought it was cotton candy🤣🤣🤣

[@Xammy158]

I LOVE IT

[@adamdelpozzilp0p9tujpp22]

Ikr

[@ArianaEsquiel-Pena]

The fact that Johnnie has eaten fart spray and Cotten and yet panics and screams when he takes a tiny bite of honey 😭

[@ATSUSHI_NAKAJ1MA]

😭

[@nqqzz.Ale1]

REAL😭😭😃

[@icyhotpot]

I don't blame him honey is gross 😂

[@Melaniesearthling-t5q]

11:04 Johnnie looked possessed 😭

[@ScarlettBob]

Frrrr😂😂😂

[@Krikwahmmet]

Jhonnie in the background panicking over a small bite of a honey cone while Jake's munching on the rest with no reaction is like one of the funniest things I've seen in a while love it

[@Ipostaboutroblox]

1:42 was so funny Jake just stuffing his face with raw honey and Johnnie freaking out it’s was hilarious I was dying on my floor keep it up!!

[@V0RTEX-R0BL0X97]

How Jonnie was vomiting in the background killed me lol

[@EmilyZuniga-r1l]

I don't think he knows your not actually supposed to eat the comb just suck the honey out of it and spit it out😭😭

[@Fire_demon_slayer]

I hate honey too and when I eat it I vomit💀

[@Ra1nb0w_fr0g]

Fr

[@TheEazychee]

@@EmilyZuniga-r1lyou can eat the whole thing lol

[@destinylong1528]

the way jake was like are you okay are you okay 9:05 was so sibling like😭

[@Hailey.sturniolo0]

It’s Jake

[@Cosm1c_Cosmo]

i love how johnnie is js singing when the chocolate comes out "come with me........and youll see a world of pure imagination" nah you both make me smile keep up the good work

[@Superhero-cv9oq]

The way Jake said I don’t want to break it it’s perfect and then smacks Johnnie with it had me crying laughing 😂

[@dialstarz]

4:11 JOHNNIE LITERALLY ACTED SO ADORABLE AND HAPPY I CANT 😭

[@ch4rrr_]

I love johnnie sm 😭😭

[@Ooga_booga13]

But the sentence after it 💀💀💀

[@Potterhead443]

Same 😭😭

[@GibGib4910]

​@@Ooga_booga13 fr💀💀

[@leica8021]

He did the entire video:3

[@torisashark]

4:05 that is so cute how johnnie just gives him a highfive (then proceides to make a masterbatjon joke)

[@MushroomVR_2346]

1:42 not the side eye 🤭😭😭😂😂😂

[@Kill-c1u]

Frrr😂😂😂😂

[@Islaz_crochet]

Jake: I don't wanna break it, Its perfect 10 seconds later smashes it over johnnies head 8:51

[@Ohnoitsbeba]

I don't normally comment on videos but I just found you guys channels, and honestly you've improved my mood so much. Your videos are literally hysterical and, honest to god, put a massive smile on my face. Genuinely wish I'd found you guys sooner but thank you so much for being here. You make so many peoples day better and im so grateful. I know you might not see this but I just wanted to let you know. Thank you for being my comfort channels.

[@alysewhalen6788]

aawwwh im glad to hear that these two little ladies could help

[@Niamh.periodd]

real

[@totallynotsophie115]

REAL I JUST STARTED WATCHING THEM LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO AND IM ACTUALLY SO MUCH HAPPIER ITS INSANE

[@Coleson-xn1nz]

Congrats, i subbed

[@greyghosty1111]

fr they cure my depression 🙏🙏

[@laser7760]

Johnnie and his sensory issues are so real, the way he was freaking out over the honeycomb.😂❤

[@asherishaunted]

YESS I KNEW IT WASNT JUST ME THINKING ABOUT JOHNNIE HAVING SENSORY ISSUES !!!!

[@Sena.atlhn07]

Maybe he just doesnt like honey

[@madix3333]

I hate honey and honeycomb feels like I'm eating death. I hate the feeling on my tongue.

[@ItzzLicuous]

11:37 Jake:you want one? Johnnie:I have one. Jake: ok😆

[@lindabennett8834]

9:02 he let his intrusive thoughts win😂😂😂

[@riyekoishere]

i would've too.

[@lopezcarrete1902]

11:04 Johnnie's face is so cute

[@Potterhead443]

Fr

[@AALI-is-R0TTING]

I love how jake can eat anything but johnnie is the pickiest person ever

[@emorjthewarrior101.t3]

8:22 johnnie being a kid again and playing with bubbles hehe love that🫧🫧🫧🫧

[@Wavellite021]

i accidentally skipped the video to 7:15 and I got the biggest scare when I saw Johnnie in that mask i legit thought you have some special collaboration quest in this video. Sleep isn't something I'm expecting any time soon. ( I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS )

[@M1kay1aaa]

I love how 90% of the videos ALWAYS are just Johnny screaming “owwwwweeeee”

[@GUMI793]

10:17 "I havent had that in like.. 7 years. Yeah. Miss you mom"

[@-VAN1LLA-]

Jake saying sorry to Johnnie for hitting him on the head is actually so adorable

[@dead_ones]

Ok, but why does Jake look literally so good in this video?!

[@William_Porter]

Jake wit boobies 😋😋🔥

[@helvetiathegoober]

he lowkey looks hungover

[@bloodysuperstar8]

its his eyes for some reason

[@bobthebuilder2375]

he looks like he's on something lol

[@carson_rylee]

@@bobthebuilder2375well he looks hot soooooo

[@reeseyourich2331]

6:18 Jake: “it’s a doubt oreos oreo. what do you think it’s gonna taste like?” johnnie: “an oreo” LMAOOO😭😭

[@MOONY_HEARTSYOU]

1:00 SHAWT THE FWAK UPWAH IWM DWOING ASMWR!

[@l.ahicks]

7:50 this mask is insane but the posing is killing me

[@wtvmallie]

the “i’m not perfect tattoo” ( 4:50 )😭😭😭 these ladies are so silly don’t mind them

[@umokayyeah]

4:30 "look at dat shtick😈 now we climb it!" *dies*

[@That_preppy_gurl1000]

Lmaoooo

[@ashleyjules7669]

“AAAAOOOWWWW!!”

[@MIIIIISHAA]

4:53 “what the fUcK” -Johnnie

[@ImSoCoolTHERIAN]

10:46 Cutest reaction from Johnnie I've ever seen 🙏🏻😭

[@evamaricic5729]

08:01 the way johnnie got scared

[@Tay-wahs]

Dude WHAT THE FUCK

[@JAKEW0N]

9:55 are we just gonna ignore the fact that he said that..😭😭

[@emmaw230]

which part😭😭😭

[@marialowe9251]

which bit??? 😃

[@wormonstring5381]

HES SO RIGHT THOUGH

[@layla-i3z3n]

7:17 "its honestly really cool" that face-

[@moonjunhui13]

7:05 ik why his eyeliner makes it more scarier lmaoo

[@p1nk_anthem]

dude it’s actually freaking me out seeing his piercing eyes

[@Ari_vlogs2020]

𝓕𝓡𝓡𝓡

[@LuckyCharm110]

I love how silly Jake and Johnnie are

[@idkbro85]

they're the silliest

[@s3v3n.w0rd2]

the silliest latinas

[@boopboop7208]

@BryAndFriendsnuh uh

[@taylorsmith-sw4hd]

1:40 jhonnie complaining about the honey while Jake is stuffing his face is hilarious😂

[@sarita-h4m3p]

8:48 poor Johnnie doesn’t know what’s coming

[@amelia2646]

johnnie is the reason why products have age warnings on them

[@amelia2646]

its u...@LeonWeremczuk

[@amelia2646]

@LeonWeremczuk help do ik u irl

[@Fakejojosiwa]

What is yalll talking abt 😂

[@SmokerX0]

​@@Fakejojosiwa dude idk tbh😭

[@Fakejojosiwa]

@@SmokerX0 lol

[@SamandColbyFan02]

11:36 Jake - You want one? Johnnie - I have one. Idk why that made me laugh so much

[@Uix.x0]

7:27 if i saw that thing in my room at night id cry

[@t3llm3why]

id vibe with it tbh

[@EkkoTheRat]

4:47 LOLL emo joke- now show the wrists I wanna see if we match 😭 (I have scars I won’t explain)

[@Your_Local_Buggy]

BAHAHAHAHAH Same Pooks 😭😭😔😔🫶🫶

[@Eagles-girl]

9:07 jake let the intrusive thoughts win

[@todimherbst]

That's not what intrusive thoughts mean

[@Livandcocoo]

It haves at 9:02

[@Livelaughlovesamandcolby27]

@@todimherbstyes it does

[@cow00717]

​@@todimherbstwhat do they mean then?

[@todimherbst]

@Livelaughlovesamandcolby27 yeah sure you know "a lot" about mental illness just stfu and stop being aibleist people who actually have these horrible disgusting thoughts would never joke about them because they're traumatizing asf

[@GamingFleuriste]

Johnie hyperventilating, gagging,throwing up, panicking, crying over the smallest bite of honeycomb meanwhile jack is stuffing all of the honeycomb in his mouth😂

[@Billy-cx1zf]

I love how jake literarily eats this whole honey thing and then the Schokolade like it’s nothing (I imagine it SO sweet)

[@tt_5555]

Tbh I don’t understand how he did it it’s so nasty to me but I’m also really big on texture 😂

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@tt_5555 Same. I'm sensitive about texture, so I could NOT eat that! lol I'd react the same way as Johnnie, tbh. lol

[@abbey-eb6dc]

Make-up I'm sowwy for hitting you on the head with a chocolate bar 9:24

[@reyfun7869]

Jakes "WHHaatt?" at 4:16 was so funny

[@LilyPelas-ex4uf]

Jakes pose at 2:56 is literally priceless … literally 😂

[@Olivia-pc1rv]

10/10 bro slays

[@LilySneddon]

*Whats inside of this. OH cotton candy" proceeds to eat pillow fluff

[@Borisntheo]

7:38 Johnnie looks terrifying 😂

[@ibymbybmylxo]

Its so adorable to see the nursing home staff let these silly little middle aged tinas buy some random things off of amazon 💗

[@amxnik984]

10:02 bro i feel you lmao

[@ItsLuca27]

At 8:41 the way Johnnie sings pure imagination while Jake looses his mind over the Hershey bar 😭

[@Potterhead443]

And then whacks johhnie with it 😂

[@daveandlauren6142]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OrangutangDora]

4:23 THE WAY IT GOT STUCK ON THE WALK BEHIND HIM 😭

[@Capri_Cos1]

Jake just stuffing his face while Johnnie has a whole meltdown over honey and then Jake stuffing his face once again with lil 5 of the baby octopuses and Johnnie just rethinking his life decisions is the greatest thing I’ve seen in awhile😂

[@vixgsll]

11:45 i just want to mention that i have a stuffed octopus and its named “octopussy”😭

[@Pittiemom]

Johnnie: HELP,HELP,HELP,HELP,HELP,HELP,HELP Jake: *cutely noms on the whole honey comb* Johnnie: *Throwing up sounds* Jake: *still stuffing the honey comb in his face

[@Nouh-f5m]

❤😂

[@013annie]

Frfr

[@erinsauls8487]

The way he said, " gotten candy!" Then gets the stuffing , stuffs it in his mouth then gags and Jake so calmly says " it's not gotten candy" 5:58

[@t3llm3why]

10:42 i was half expecting johhnie to say "nothings more sour than my balls" 🔫

[@lil4h.in.w0nderl4nd]

lmaoo same

[@emmettcarr973]

SAME. because he Johnie

[@delilah_5123]

8:57 fav part