Tsugunaga Momoko - Uchimura Offmode 20130402

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Please understand that not every word on screen or spoken will be translated as I am not skilled at the language. I will, however, guarantee that I will only release what I felt confident in translating.
00:49 -- The announcer mentions something about Momochi admiring/liking or something the eternal idol, Matsuda Seiko. Momochi also mentions her at the beginning of the Hello! Project DVD Magazine Vol. 36 Disc 1, or Tsunclub II DX. I assume this a new side of the Momochi character.
Note: Momoko has actually admired Matsuda for a while now. Please disregard the above and my mistake. Thanks to xShyFansubsx for the tip.
6:07 -- Referring to the talent Katsumata Kunikazu. For those of you who have watched Nakai Masahiro's Black Variety, you might recognize him as he is a regular for that show.
8:02 -- Referring to SMAP's Katori Shingo.
9:45 -- Uchichi is the Uchi from Uchimura plus chi, like Momo plus chi.
11:08 -- Doesn't really translate well into English, or rather I couldn't. Uchimura calls her "お前(omae)" which could be seen as derogatory and/or rude, thus telling him to her call Momochi instead.
11:29 -- "ちゃべちゃって(chabechatte)" is a cutesy, little kid way of saying "食べて(tabete)" or "eat". I couldn't think of anything better than "chow down".
Constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated.

[@jmqwng14]

かわいい！

[@flicker031]

she really hasn't changed

[@tsuguchan11]

"DOOOMOOO!!" Hahaha I love her to pieces ;u; ❤️

[@DavidBialeschki]

Momchi so awesome I love her Im going to die laughing ,so cute n funny lol

[@ozesakoberryz35]

嗣永さんに生で会いたいです。 たまたま遭遇したお花見の方、幸せだったろうなあ…

[@Xanador1]

Momo looks so much better without the pig tails. Thanks for the subs.

[@mikanv2]

ももち可愛い♥

[@DavidBialeschki]

I want to spend the day with Momochi I am jealous:(

[@桃栗万年]

offももち可愛ﾖ

[@seykai]

Momochi is hilarious! XD

[@みやび-d2q]

ももち！

[@ritsuki-r4w]

髪を下ろしたももちも可愛い

[@leetokunaga4801]

now i can enjoy it more with eng sub... thanks

[@chiakimomo]

your subs are so good!! subbed!

[@dryqa]

ちょーど面白い

[@さっさおー]

チカラ飯に時代を感じた

[@DrawingsOfNamine]

13:18 - I can't TAKE THIS WEEB SHIT ANYMORE. LMAO.

[@chippy9166]

Where the subtitle says “Let’s alright” must be “Let’s try”

[@DavidBialeschki]

Forgive me=ow!!! lol

[@chiakimomo]

*subscribed :P

[@pierreguillod5923]

Now The violent manipulations are certainly a danger to me and to many else AGAIN you may think of something long ago i mean CONTACT AFTER anything can be fixed in a very good way MY BODY IS MINE

[@maipful]

:D

[@dryqa]

07:00 笑

[@pierreguillod5923]

PLEASE RESPECT HUMAN RIGHTS CONTACT ME JUST CONTACT ME AND this is for the first all anything else will be explained in a very short good and aquerate time IT IS IMPORTANT because there is violence againt my BODY PLEASE ASURE there will be contact now with Pierre Guillod, me IN BASEL SWITZERLAND at the railway station, BASEL SBB

[@BeddLstudios]

İ used to like momoko, but seeing her in this childish form. İt really is annoying. She didn't grow at all.

[@erei8375]

alexis quentin its a concept for god's sake...