Brian Gets Married

[@reddiamond6524]

That Clifford part is actually really terrifying.

[@anti808]

So is ur profile

[@bonnyspring4716]

MikeKilla12243 loL

[@danielledonohue8226]

Oh knew that face was familiar so it was Clifford .

[@janicemckim7812]

No Boo you suck

[@reddiamond6524]

@@anti808 You're right it is. lol.

[@coachman1532]

Brian endured Jess for months without complaining to her, but when Brian gets bad she literally tries to kill him

[@RaBrando]

Women

[@vtmorphine]

Even some of the nicest people I've known turn horrible when they're on their last legs from cancer

[@wwehulk8798]

@@RaBrando no psychos dipshite bot

[@moremouche]

@@RaBrando never met a king who gets zero pussy but ig ur the first 🤔

[@yuurou7927]

That's part of satire. Couples should communicate not hide pain. In this perticular exaggerated situation both are equally bad.

[@thebreadboi6955]

I love how no one acknowledges that there is a dog marrying a woman

[@katykarlaland6906]

I have the game big smoke is funny

[@handsomekeyes5419]

They also don't realize every woman Brian slept with is a furry

[@manboy6235]

Butt

[@Nik_kieth1011]

Karlaloveskaty Alvarez he dies

[@Void_Wars]

Rhode Island is in Britain?!?

[@akita4481]

11:23 has got to be one of my favorite moments from these episodes.

[@itstrixiegurl]

Me to it was so funny

[@Jaunty_jules]

🦀

[@axell15thewispmaster79]

"Giggidy giggidy crabbidy giggidy" - Crabmire

[@bando1erito]

@@axell15thewispmaster79 Crabmire

[@axell15thewispmaster79]

@@bando1erito nice!

[@ScottyFang]

I know that Jess was written to be disgusting, but I actually kind of happy to see her enjoying even the smallest parts of her life she could get back. Flatulence and eating whatever you want instead of whatever you can hope to keep down. I don't have much experience with cancer save for my mother losing her best friend to some kind of lower body cancer and the last time we saw her she'd lost so much weight and started smoking weed just to feel hungry to eat, and I'm sad that Jess's new lust for life was parodied in such a way, I dunno.

[@kialuvsyoo]

completely agreed

[@ultraboombean]

Brian never really loved her. Sad sad.

[@TfrosuVr]

jesus fucking crist how long did you have to make this comment

[@BNMASS]

She's dating a dog and this is what irked you numbnut 🤦

[@thelostorchid767]

All the characters have their flaws, Brian is afraid of commitment unless it makes him look good and that’s exactly why quagmire hates him. Quagmire knows his flaws and doesn’t care, we all know why quagmire sucks. Apparently she also tried to kill him though so…

[@Ren-hs2vy]

12:14 ᶜᴸᴵᶠᶠᴼᴿᴰ ᵂᵁᵀ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᵀᴴᴱᵞ ᴰᴼᴺᴱ ᵀ ᵁ

[@Yapping21108]

How u do that

[@jsobase]

He ate a kid

[@mateoabrego9492]

12:13 bruh

[@ethant1372]

Lmao

[@stefannotchev7209]

Music begins to- *YOU ALSO EAT A KID*

[@jconte2343]

Clifford with rabies is a terrifying idea. He’d fit right in with the rampage games.

[@landtrout755]

@@JohnGodfrey141 if that elephant was carnivorous and could outrun a car

[@hitkid2456]

@@landtrout755 Only thing worse is a horde of sky sharks.

[@Legionary219]

@@landtrout755 I recall that an elephant went crazy once and they had to put it down, when they cut open it's stomach they found a bunch of meat in there but I can't recall if it had actually eaten people or other animals.

[@landtrout755]

@@Legionary219 I am not going to sleep now thanks

[@elvirajubay5542]

eeeeweee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee E E Ee E

[@rgcvyfvbyv2425]

DOES ANYBODY HERE SPEAK OLD DUDE?

[@datoneguy8278]

Yeah GET OFF MY LAWN

[@_KaiTheGamer_]

Hey is Bernie Sanders here bothering you?

[@equidaes]

Kai The Gamer Yes please help!

[@TheKaiTetley]

Kai The Gamer. Strange name.

[@thecrazygecko4783]

Golly!

[@King-of-memes465]

The fact that when Peter heard that Brian was getting euthanized and he immediately went to save Brian shows how much Peter cares about Brian in this episode

[@keybind6472]

When I saw Clifford my childhood went straight out my window

[@sundrop9576]

It'll be okay. Clifford is fine

[@peshisparkles1582]

they had to make a sound effect for the rabies foam falling on the floor

[@ploppyjeje8680]

Same

[@jareddavis3541]

Don't worry, that wasn't the real one, that was a clone 🤓👍

[@TheTrueUser15]

Poor Clifford. He got bitten by a racoon.

[@isobelmiller7464]

1:10 Anyone remember this quote from Brian: "I LOOOOOOVE CHOCOLATE! I can't eat it, because it makes me fat, but it's SOOOOOO GOOD!"

[@Lanesra62905]

Then he realized that he was poisoned and died right there

[@DakotaMPA]

@@Lanesra62905 you’re thinking of a different episode

[@Melvin_Master_of_Rainbows]

I remember, but it was said in a cutaway where Peter was imagining what Brian might be like if he were neutered.

[@HyenaPaint]

Wasn’t that from Bojack Horseman? With the background dogs at the grocery store? Episode 2? With the Navy Seal and the muffins?

[@isobelmiller7464]

@@HyenaPaint No, it's Family Guy.

[@brianestrada09]

Brian wasn't lying about the internet freaking out if he dies 😂

[@jonathanwade3882]

LMAO

[@jnplushadventures2763]

True

[@jackchihuahua]

666 likes!!! 😈😈😈

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

Neither did peter

[@lorikeet2154]

That boomerang part broke me, I'm still laughing now

[@iwillneverbeasaint]

*Legends say NitroFox is still laughing to this day.*

[@randomname2437]

@@iwillneverbeasaint He must have some good lungs

[@therednight5342]

How would that even work in real life lmao

[@aztekwarrior8398]

Same, I actually didn’t expect that😂

[@SpiderBrained]

@@iwillneverbeasaint yes

[@thegamerghost3238]

"If you kill me the internet is gonna freak out" I mean he's not wrong 😂

[@CHRIST4LYFE1777]

I was looking before commenting...😄😄. But yeah, he definitely broke the 4th wall.

[@Rentarou256]

Yea because without he is, the show are out of jokes

[@RolzareTTV]

“ smoking is for losers, vaping is for douchebags “ 💀💀

[@julianaenciso246]

“Awww I wanna be a douchebag 🥺”

[@arnolduy3726]

“By the power bottom vested in me.” Lmao.

[@garthdavis4320]

Clifford with rabies. This series can ruin anyone’s childhood.

[@jonathanrdz2451]

Ik

[@annaleemorris717]

Pikachu with rabies:/

[@milky_4446]

Nah bro sex ruined my childhood

[@annaleemorris717]

@@milky_4446 hmm let me guess ur gf pulled a Thanos on u

[@milky_4446]

Bitch I am a girl

[@didakad4207]

gigity crabbity giggity 11:20

[@modernspartan98]

Ayyyyy I found it

[@gametime2378]

giggity giggity crabbity giggity

[@donkeykong6426]

i secretly wondered who she was afraid of

[@paperyoshi5933]

This is the second most terrifying part in the episode

[@harmoithehaloinkdemon5701]

I died🤣

[@moyai6618]

I like how they treat Brian like just another human 90% of the time

[@thesum3312]

People also pretend to treat real humans like humans as well

[@WolfTrot]

Peter throwing the boomerang was the funniest thing ever.

[@cainster]

Who in the hell edited this? A drunk truck driver prone to black outs?

[@gmork1090]

You're giving it too much credit.

[@everburnerfish]

Blacked out 6 year old on an Ipad

[@ryanrsb2263]

cainster trying to be funny

[@gustavgnoettgen]

He took a muscle relaxant before that

[@cosmicgrub360]

cainster think you’ll find he same guy edits all the family guy and related videos for KZbin

[@Nullicity]

I thought that since Jess was married to Brian, she’d be Jess Griffin

[@LoreleiiGuise]

YouCube26 The OK Cuber some people choose to keep their last names the way it is, and I think I may do the same.

[@7Be]

She's fucking a talking dog, and *that's* where your suspence of belief ends.

[@Ronin.Samurai]

Not everyone changes their last name when they marry. I didn’t change my last name.

[@aiden6606]

@@Ronin.Samurai I think you should have done that

[@Ronin.Samurai]

@@aiden6606 why? There is no point nor reason to change my last name. It’s fine as is.

[@jefthereaper]

"At least vaping is healthy" Oh boy...

[@alldayagain]

Not healthy, but better than cigarettes The deaths popularized by people with stocks in Tobacco usually involve some DIY vape juice with THC or some other foreign element

[@jefthereaper]

@@alldayagain Its only been recently notice that vaping causes great harm over long time too. Lots of deaths linked to it too. Its a lot of things, but healthy ain't one of them. Its also not relevant wherever cigarettes are more healthy or not. That's like trying to say that chewing nightshade is less harmful then chewing belladonna. The fact remains not smoking or vaping entirely is a lot more healthy.

[@alldayagain]

I brought up smoking because the clip was Chris defending vaping against smoking Honestly, I don't care either way. Don't smoke and I don't vape. I think putting things in your lungs that aren't air is a bad idea. I just think that it's very suspicious that all of these reports about "Death by vaping" are coming out around the same time and with increasing frequency is suspicious, since there are those who would benefit from removing Vapes (As many use them as an alternative to Tobacco) from the market. Smells of a smear campaign is all. Kinda the same thing happened with Weed in the 60s (Somewhere around there) since it threatened to substitute tobacco for a lot of people.

[@class3281]

@@jefthereaper vape = vapor

[@demomangaming213]

it's just as bad, but it's more subtle.

[@Overkill2002]

Man, there was no dialogue from Meg in this entire video until the last second, and even then it was cut off. That makes me laugh more than it should.

[@goobied_goober]

“Hey who wants to play drink the beer?” “Right here.” *gulp* “Hey you win!” “Alright, what do i win?” “ANOTHER BEER!”

[@WolfTrot]

LMAO

[@bavmordaevans6139]

In Russia we don't throw boomerang, boomerang throw you.

[@sexysalmon4411]

Ha.

[@istheweedgood4204]

😐😐😐

[@stevenplopezii9919]

Gay

[@DrRifle-zr7ye]

Great joke I love it

[@chickennuggets1990]

must be confused with australia

[@midmac3891]

Brian could've just used Stewie's time machine to kill Jess after the wedding.

[@jessejasso884]

Pssst ya got likes

[@KeatonGraves]

Or just not marry her.

[@kennythecatastrophe2193]

For anyone who's wondering this from the episode "Married with cancer" S17 E1

[@blueberrymoss]

Keara Quinn You’re the real hero.

[@jcspotter7322]

Thanks, the editing is shit and super annoying

[@anthonys8587]

Keara Quinn E2

[@tristancummings5925]

At 10:30 the running into them completely stopping and somber music as Peter says: "But sadly the water was too shallow" actually murdered me 🤣🤣🤣

[@kermit1191]

14:10 is a reference to when Brian was ran over by a car and every fan was pissed

[@valiatus6719]

Just gonna say, rabid Clifford as a concept is fucking terrifying.

[@KeatonGraves]

I think it’s terrifying enough thinking about what it’d be like cleaning up after him if you know what I mean.

[@PowersUprising]

@@KeatonGravesAh yes thats more terrifying than a dog the size of a truck going rabid

[@KeatonGraves]

@@PowersUprising I mean that’s pretty much what Cerberus and Fenrir are like

[@ray2dasherthedragon336]

Its nice that peter actually went to save brian

[@i-work-at-enron]

I thought he was on his way to the library to look up "euthanized."

[@anthonylawrence5538]

Oh my god I’ve been waiting for a stranger things joke😂😂 for years now!- 10:41

[@superedwinx]

Fortnite

[@isuckdickbecause510]

Fortnite

[@anthonylawrence5538]

I suck dick because the fuck ?? Fortnite fucking dead ?? I play gta 5

[@anthonylawrence5538]

superEDWINx same with you??

[@MindtalesAtYT]

@@anthonylawrence5538 ummm okey?

[@swift4434]

1:57 When you skip a cutscene

[@yngwayne]

13.9 the way stewie was slowly opening his eyes 😂😂

[@owenkhonsel2921]

Ghost: exists Quagmire: I'm about end this girl's whole career

[@DrTwoBrains_]

Owen Khonsel LMAO😂

[@colonelaaron9527]

Thumbnail is at 12:11 *Clifford wat did they done to u*

[@flowerboi4794]

Wonder what Clifford did to get there

[@colonelaaron9527]

@@flowerboi4794 idk

[@MadMothz]

He ate a kid

[@lukepadfield2205]

Has anyone seen new dying light 2 demo gameplay yet

[@Doncar97]

Thank you

[@1bful]

“By the power bottom vested in me ...” LMAO

[@helenacorreia7613]

Brian: "Husbands restaurant"... I've never seen this place before. Is this new? Peter: No, I've been her for thirty years. You just can't see it until you get married

[@rosesapling72]

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

[@Jpilgrim30]

That demogorgon fart scene got me 😂

[@mycollegeshirt]

aww Peter Learned what euthanized means.. he's grown so much since that first larry and steve episode

[@Nik_kieth1011]

I like how the editing made it look like peter knew what euthanized meant

[@Lanesra62905]

That cut skipped one of the best jokes this episode

[@rellyray5625]

12:14 WARNING: Do Not Family Guy. It can ruin your favorite childhood shows. You have been warned

[@JohnyJohn-z8n]

Really

[@MN_Rando]

11:20 Truly the most terrifying thing in all of history

[@joshbates3147]

Quagmire..

[@barkybite5143]

11:28 was so freaking funny

[@pelvisyeet2512]

This has more cuts than an emo convention

[@sageispan]

I can approve, I'm the emo

[@Sniperboy5551]

@sageispan I didn’t know there were emo weebs, no offense 😂

[@tms268]

The Laughing scene killed me😂😂😂

[@streetliving]

11:23 crab quagmire had me rolling!!😂🤣👏👍

[@djemojigamer8514]

XD

[@Hariskhan-js4tm]

Crabmire

[@TheBonVivant_]

That boomerang joke is one of my favorite jokes from anything ever . It’s so stupid and so perfect in its own cartoon logic way

[@ryanlapp7488]

0:09 lol this has gotta be a top tier family guy line.

[@Unit__002]

The boomerang thing made me fall on the floor, WHY did she become fat after cancer but why

[@hush6149]

Because cancer lives off u, so u become skinny, she was obviously a heavy eater before cancer

[@Unit__002]

@@hush6149 you right but how I get 173 likes? Bots?

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

HunterDeadguy bro Thats has nothing...Yes bots

[@52flyingbicycles]

TopHatDemon TDM chemotherapy also kills your appetite

[@Ravioliyt]

@@hush6149 it's actually the chemo that makes you lose your appetite, so a lot of cancer patients end up losing weight from not eating very much.

[@chrisgomes1722]

Never thought I’d see Quagmire to something nice to Brian

[@Sss-lt1it]

Maybe since he saw the fact that Brian was going to Marry a girl with cancer who is about to die he had a change of heart about Brian

[@williampulfer-melville8536]

Good to see Brian and Quagmire get along

[@VVen0m]

I love how this video just kinda breaks down for a while after 9 and a half minutes

[@sudeepgowda400]

00:08 Brian's girlfriend joins for dinner and he doesn't want anyone to mention his cancer diagnosis 01:49 Brian's girlfriend has a serious condition and needs a different doctor 03:40 Brian gets married 05:33 Brian realizes he is not ready to be married and wants a divorce. 07:32 Brian discovers a secret restaurant for married guys. 09:30 Stewie goes to a party and there is a discussion about smoking and vaping. 11:16 Brian's love for vaping and his true love 13:22 Brian's perspective on vaping and marriage

[@Giggyphook]

“A phone? You mean one of your government tracking devices?” 😂

[@oeao2841]

How else are they gonna solve murders?

[@indayteray8647]

The Demogorgon part cracked me up.

[@Spartanous]

13:00 the Chris and Stewie locking lips part/reaction had me dead 😂😂😂😂!!!!

[@WEEPEE210]

When quagmire said another beer got me

[@shootingcomet082]

I originally saw this episode out of order and now it all makes so much more sense.

[@Demon-ce7lh]

Why didn't you skip the gay part but u skipped the husband club

[@liberationwasalie2982]

wow so ur saying u hate gay people?

[@roboids7177]

@@liberationwasalie2982 stfu sjw

[@lolfurrytrashcanuwuoof1797]

Eh I still support gays and other sexualities U homophobes *:V*

[@lolfurrytrashcanuwuoof1797]

Sadi ッ Never and yet my username is a joke anyways

[@AnonURnot]

StopMotion Genius snowflake

[@ishmaelbasurto1761]

0:41 that was legendary lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zommbiedudelol]

Laughed really hard we're the ring woman ran from quagmire

[@Alexander-7877]

I seen this, I love the part when Clifford the dog says how he gets in the pound "you also eat a kid?"

[@BriannaB-j8t]

“Hey who wants to play drink the beer?” “Right here.” gulp “Hey you win!” “Alright, what do i win?” “ANOTHER BEER!” 12:14 ᶜᴸᴵᶠᶠᴼᴿᴰ ᵂᵁᵀ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᵀᴴᴱᵞ ᴰᴼᴺᴱ ᵀ ᵁ🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brian endured Jess for months without complaining to her, but when Brian gets bad she literally tries to kill him🤣🤣🤣🤣 That Clifford part is actually really terrifying.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kwark4115]

If she did not have cancer, she would not marry Brian.

[@jahsua_animations4652]

7:50 why does that look like something out of ASDF movie

[@DoritoCODGawd]

Fr

[@MindtalesAtYT]

OMFG so true

[@sari94gayle]

Lol cuz its an actual clip from the 1st season

[@tylerpancake780]

That being a good thing or a bad thing

[@jahsua_animations4652]

Tyler Pancake b o t h

[@mystoganshu552]

11:20 i Cant Stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@彡Girlsodangerous彡]

Gitty gitty crab gitty

[@maryalicesawesomevids]

Lol

[@BriannaB-j8t]

1:57 When you skip a cutscene🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mikelsauriooficial]

Broo 😂😂😂

[@killabean990]

Title : *Brian gets married* Thumbnail : *Shows Brian in a cage next to a rabid Red Clifford*

[@shelleyokeeweehow9213]

Lumpy and smells like....cuts off lmao 😂🤭🤣🤣

[@someonerandom8726]

Y is the demogorgon in there

[@bruh-dw5rg]

O no campers to kill will

[@younghomietony7504]

Facts wtf😂

[@bruh-dw5rg]

Possibly to kill will byers

[@reddblurr]

That McDonald’s joke was gold

[@jarvis911]

"I can't throw a boomerang but at least I don't have cancer like your girlfriend" Quality writing that

[@profile_picture]

13:42 The "HOOAHH!" Always Gets Me XD

[@brennathecatlover4360]

Jess and Brian are cute!❤️

[@vimos.9996]

11:23 best part of the episode

[@yunidai16]

The thumbnail of Clifford the Big Red Dog is what I came here.

[@ludaa4598]

Thanks for cutting all the good parts out

[@brofistbro]

(5:42) that black cat is so adorable doing that!🥰😍😶😶😊

[@TND12]

pls remove the pfp

[@brofistbro]

​@@TND12gotta get off the internet pally, we are everywhere. Don't tell me what to do

[@Beyond-Mysteries]

@brofistbro don't worry about them, they're just a sad Hypocritical Bot that sails over every Family Guy Video looking for arguments, then they simply runs away. Lmao

[@davidwhite6257]

if you kill me then then the internet is gonna freak out Lmfao

[@K75-d5n]

david white true

[@davidwhite6257]

@@K75-d5n thanks

[@Im_Omega]

Rip Clifford... D:

[@rellyray5625]

Rip Childhood... :'(

[@Unvalid22]

Brian- “it’s my vet” 😂😂

[@-AdityarajPatil]

That boomerang scene is funny as hell

[@alaska76-o5u]

The boomerang part at 1:40 is a near-perfect loop.

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

Brian should have called nine-one-one instead of trying to Google the Heimlich maneuver on his smartphone

[@mobamba4282]

she would have died anyways. they dont get there fast enough

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

@@mobamba4282 they usually give instructions over the phone

[@mobamba4282]

@@marvinthemaniac7698 oh

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

@@mobamba4282 I know this because I used to binge watch this old TV show called Rescue 911.

[@vaibhavkrupakar240]

@@marvinthemaniac7698 he didn't think through, he was under pressure

[@judeluv3]

who clicked bec of the thumbnail??

[@TurkishQuandaleD1ngle]

judeluv3 here second i saw clifford i clicked it

[@cfan6716]

I saw Clifford and clicked. I admit it.

[@Epicicness]

Yup

[@zeltrosz4101]

The ending is gold

[@skydive7054]

peter throwing the boomerang got me

[@sigmadervo]

"Never told *You* that I can't throw a boomerang, but it's true." -Peter Griffin 1:36

[@Alexz5040]

Brian:if you kill me the internets gonna freak out Me:😂😂😂😂stop breaking the 4th wall

[@nerdgeekcosplay909]

Me: QUIT CALLING THE FANDOM OUT

[@Kids_Scissors]

Something about seeing Clifford with rabies really scares me.

[@lulolie]

A giant dog the size of the house with rabies would scare any reasonable person

[@WolfTrot]

​@@lulolie I guess most of us are reasonable then

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

If a dog can get married the I can get a girlfriend

[@deliriusgirl7170]

I felt that

[@markelthebest1gamer815]

gud joke

[@kyr.michalios7227]

No you can't

[@WolfTrot]

Did you get one yet? 🙃

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

@@WolfTrot she died from cocaine overdose

[@YourWorstNightmareyk]

13:03 the most terrifying part 😭😭😭😭

[@609magick]

"that's also bad" 😂😂😂

[@starwarrior4602]

Title:Bryan gets married Makes 15minute video

[@bendonovan9244]

4:46 Huckleberry Hound: *Fighting back tears* I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry. I am definitely not going to cry.

[@jamessayshi5262]

Its amazing how a laugh an annoying laugh will make you wanna slap the hell outta someone😂

[@funtanjan]

You took all the jokes out of this episodes!

[@Bonxvii]

Brain:don’t ruin this for me I really like her Peter:*literally ruins it* Me:YOU HAD ONE JOB PETER AND YOU MESSED IT UP!