#脱口秀

[@jayeli7693]

So true about dry turkey

[@yanbingzhu2550]

I only eat ham. no offense to turkeys. They are beautiful when they are alive. I refuse to eat turkey. Chicken is better.

[@0.618-z6l]

感恩节是听起来最黑色幽默的节日

[@JonasDoppler9288]

五一勞動節才是。習維尼護體，網路黑皮退散

[@nelsonliew84]

楼上的根本不懂感恩节的典故。。。。

[@JonasDoppler9288]

@@nelsonliew84 習近平最懂

[@fakengni2969]

​@@JonasDoppler9288你真是美爹养的一条好狗

[@brenda6631]

感恩节是感谢开航的祖先和遇到的友好的印第安人。然后那些印第安人...

[@kaitang16]

然後亞洲家長在除了科學家丶太空人丶醫生外，又多一個目標，培養小孩成為美國總統😂

[@terrychoy8224]

哈哈哈，因為平民想當中國總書記是不可能的，所以當美國總統的機率還高一點。😂

[@zishuxie1218]

​@@terrychoy8224還真是

[@loveplay1983]

这个家伙当总统的话，我 vote一票

[@joena97]

He can’t. He’s not American and wasn’t born in the US.

[@nigel_88]

他是马来西亚人，也是脱口秀表演者，不可能当总统。

[@陳柏瑋-t7i]

真是的這群人 他是美國公民好嗎

[@wukiwi4731]

​@@陳柏瑋-t7i总统要born in usa

[@陳柏瑋-t7i]

@@wukiwi4731 喔⋯⋯感謝 長知識了

[@yusufli4604]

感恩节😅，感谢印第安人的慷慨，既然你这么慷慨，那就都给我吧！

[@fitokay]

作者应该看看你的段子😅

[@JonasDoppler9288]

習近平直呼内行

[@fakengni2969]

​@@JonasDoppler9288怎么，说点你美爹的光辉往事就把你急的扯上习近平了

[@fakengni2969]

​@@JonasDoppler9288说点你美爹的光辉往事就把你急成这样了

[@cloud80924]

人家可不是感谢印第安人，是感谢上帝把印第安人带到他们面前

[@yxdddy2050]

and accountant….and engineer…..

[@馮天星]

讚讚 好嘲諷好有梗😂😂😂

[@みあうう]

所以周星驰的功夫里说 念书当医生或者律师 是一个笑点

[@dongofsky]

但是医生是穷人靠努力能改变命运和家族的靠谱方法。

[@mike_010]

@@dongofsky有道理但實務上這種人很少，第一需要足夠的天賦，去醫學系的學生都是頂尖的那批，第二很多醫學生父母甚至家族都是醫生世家。 所以醫生、律師某種意義上存在很大的階級複製

[@悠哉悠哉-g3e]

​@@mike_010亚洲还好，只是当医生没家族关系发展不快而已，台大你还念的起。欧美的就so sorry。

[@みあうう]

@@dongofsky 我没有说不是啊。 多欧美人来说 这句台词很亚洲！ 是个笑点

[@sweatybotfn9982]

America actually needs Asians to save right now

[@joetweet5979]

We do it bc our parents said so

[@slbm41]

亞裔在美國要當總統，可能會比女總統還難．

[@phungmoe2302]

Vote for HIM!! Anyday to take over US

[@LouiseOscar-df1ju]

他是议员兼脱口秀表演者吗？

[@ChangshunShao]

万一亚洲人把你的医保金赔光了，要把你的退休年龄延迟到80岁可咋整？😮

[@JustinKim-z2z]

Thanksgiving is a religous holiday in the US. It may not be big in other countries but Thanksgivinanis huge, just like veterans day, Christmas. Labor day.

[@奈子-g3v]

我哋

[@oufeng8309]

Like this guy😂

[@jeff346]

Liked already for the first line he said 😂 I only ate turkey twice in the last 20 years , dry for real

[@ChingsoonChang]

不是亞洲 只有東亞

[@passerby-c3c]

对对，一定分开，尤其是中国最恶心了

[@CaocaoXI]

其实即使是印度人， 笑点也是通的。 不过中东就不通了。

[@robinsonlee1521]

What is his name ?

[@donecai4043]

If it comes true, he's not a talk show.

[@jimmyhou3729]

its a fucking comedy talk show

[@Larry-0618]

Don’t joke about religion, especially worshipping GOD!

[@bigice2121]

so what ？

[@老七的七日谈]

Wait do you even know a little bit about thanksgiving ?

[@cho3197]

We had Chinese food potluck on thanksgivings, finally, one American born cousin complained -- we need to eat turkey!

[@TheGrantLi]

you can not be a doctor but still can take advantage of freedom speech to do talk show

[@xotzipatrick8130]

What’s his name?

[@Sbxjp-p9o]

He should go back China to help Chinese people vote for China president. I will vote him.

[@knightpizza]

Senator. I’m Singaporeans

[@赵海军-c1z]

足疗什么时候纳入医保？

[@qchirac]

Thanks giving, at least, means one or two days of holidays to me. And even some reason for a vacation week. Everybody enjoys themselves. So haters, if thanks giving means nothing to you, and you hate it so much, simple, stay in the office. And we would have a good or even better time without you.

[@user-vm8fv6nm6k]

you really have no sense of humor

[@yanbingzhu2550]

@@user-vm8fv6nm6k My papers really depend on thanksgiving.

[@alvinyou5619]

贺经理算半个亚裔。。。但我不支持她😂

[@Xavier-p2y]

追根究底，还是自家人。

[@蘇國維-s7f]

印度裔跟黃皮膚亞洲人不能畫上等號😂

[@alvinyou5619]

@蘇國維-s7f 好吧！那算四分之一个。。。算南亚裔

[@davidl5772]

Salutes 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡Urraaaaaa ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻💪💪💪💪👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏🥰🥰🥰🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@JOEKING-t9l]

确实比起这些形式主义不如多干些实事

[@emmalee866]

Be grateful if you are living in America. You don't vote a person based on their skin color. Vote a competent person who has traditional values and wisdom to lead America.

[@George-o2m]

there is nothing to laugh at about this ,why they always laughing ... boring.

[@张章-c2h]

Because the laughter is added later.

[@juhantoon6524]

Oops, may be to exclude Indian....they never claim themselves to be Asian.

[@CaocaoXI]

How ever, I think If you switch the word Asian to Indian. The jokes still apply.

[@terrychoy8224]

針灸有在中國醫保裡嗎？

[@yuzhenzhao9709]

在的

[@simontang1945]

Ain't gonna happen. America is going downhill bro

[@2LT-c8q]

Sorry, Trump has got it, again 😂

[@wangjenny9624]

这翻译很不对了

[@张丽丽-i4c]

不可能

[@xinyihe-ig7oh]

不同意的请举手，没有，通过(啪啪啪啪啪)

[@suqianwei89]

乱翻译

[@weisinting1401]

Annual Thanks Giving national holiday as initiated by the founding group of Christians emigrating from Europe to US safely at the first harvest meant a lot to all generations of Christians and immigrants subsequently settled n growing up n prospering in this new found land . I think those non Christian’s immigrants which come later should show respects to the deep Christian roots of the American founders in establishing the national holidays .So much so for the other national holidays such as annual Memorial weekend to commemorate those who sacrificed their lives to defend the nation especially in WW2. Making jokes of those public holidays of deep significance in the establishment of the nation is utterly inappropriate n unacceptable.

[@tseringdhargyal1042]

Stop talking about Asian ok Chinese can not represent Asian as

[@huazhang4811]

在西方人眼里中国人就是亚洲人的典型代表。

[@王爱丽-m7o]

He's Chinese.

[@tommywong1997]

so chinese not Asian?

[@TimeFish]

He didn’t say any word about chinese, but you know what he means

[@TimothyTan-v4j]

Yaya, just because he is Chinese American, u assumed his "Asian" is Chinese ya 😂 ... kamala is Indian... vote for her Asian blood, understand?

[@maggiechan3302]

Of course no meaning to you because you are not American. How about your country, also meaning?

[@jonsnow8853]

😂😂😂

[@alexandreconnoni]

But u in America respect live here respect America and Americans

[@richardcoelho]

he respect so much that he can joke about it, and americans will laugh

[@laowantongchau]

Real American knows a joke when he hears it.

[@zhengweiqun8242]

We should respect the real native Indians.

[@tszkikan331]

@@zhengweiqun8242 yeah, poor them