Tubbo Tells Philza About His First Blackout Drunk Experience!

[@lilacandstitch1852]

I love how he explains drunk as "thinking in diagonals" cause he's not wrong

[@big_sea]

yea

[@crispychippy8997]

Diagonals are still straight tho…

[@dakotaskong759]

It’s so good 😂😂

[@bisexual_panic3216]

Hes really not wrong either Lmaoo

[@horizon4414]

It’s just like when my blood sugar is low and my service dogs blood sugar is high and he turns into a missel.

[@em_the_lion2040]

Tubbo needs to learn the age-old drinking rule: “Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.”

[@milo_thebeloved6459]

I got 7 more years on me but I'ma keep this knowledge

[@so_fia]

@@milo_thebeloved6459 this is the wisdom of maturity

[@capsicorn7444]

I'll be 18 next year. But is it bad that I don't know the difference between liquor and beer? English isn't my first language btw.

[@vgravity8344]

@@capsicorn7444 liquor/spirits is the hard/strong alcohol , beer is the alcohol(way weaker) u get in pubs or restaurants

[@p1nkPallas]

I have around 5 years until I need this information, but I'll try and remember with my goldfish brain

[@hii3868]

Am I the only one who has a new favorite tubbo quote…… “I thought it was the weekend still, turns out it’s Tuesday.” -Tubbo 2022

[@SkylarSymphonic]

No, you are not. I will definitely be using this quote in the future.

[@-DumpsterFire]

isn't that everyone during quarantine

[@SkylarSymphonic]

@@-DumpsterFire Dude, that’s me on a daily basis. 😂

[@tickledtoffee]

@@SkylarSymphonic oh yeah, I’ll defs be using this one too. Awesome Tubbo quote, but also a quote that describes me perfectly (and I don’t even need alcohol to be like this)

[@kennethfajardo9102]

Me, everyday...

[@dacotavanlanduyt6903]

Tommy: Thinks alcohol is disgusting and spits it out. Tubbo: GIVE ME MOREEEEEEEE.

[@amandarama3314]

cuz tommy made the mistake of drinking beer

[@101falcon]

Honestly same when I first drank, but that was because my friends were pregaming with champagne and that shit is disgusting. It's literally vinegar water (well tbh I have the same opinion on all wines I've tried). I'm defo a whiskey cocktail or any non bitter cocktail type of person. A good but dangerous night starter imo is apple juice and whiskey (change AJ to coke if you want it fizzy) because it literally just tastes like juice but boy can it get you tipsy fast (which might be the goal if you wanna spare your wallet cuz drinks are expensive as all hell)

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

@@amandarama3314 Tommy also had wine, which he hated

[@fleabaggins]

@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb ah yes, the two worst-tasting alcohols on the planet

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

oh my god, he really just spedran the beginning to drink socially experience, huh? everything from the anger at own drunkness, phone in the bush, YOU in the bush, laughing at utterly unfunny things, immediate mixing alcohols regret, the Accidental Jungle Juice experience of hoovering up your friends' leftover drinks, the regrettable voicemails, the call to the parents, the inadvisable puke receptacle, the time confusion hangover... Dude just lived my 19th year in a single night.

[@popstel2286]

WOW I CAN'T WAIT TO BE AN ADULT!

[@cadenc7162]

average British 13year old tbh

[@cacti_fluff8363]

@@cadenc7162 and Spanish

[@LemxxnBee]

And Australia

[@liamjanssens7014]

@@cadenc7162 And Flemish

[@benjamin_0265]

Tubbo: "i'm insecure" Phil: *laughs at him*

[@ranboo2788]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@vincentdreemurr]

you're insecure

[@somepotato8702]

😂😂😂

[@Wired_User]

Ok so he had 2 ciders, half of someone else’s something, and 2 shots. Going by the “drink” scale (one beer is one drink, a shot is one drink, a mixed drink can be more than one depending how much alcohol it has) he had at LEAST 5 drinks, possibly more depending on if the other persons drink was a mixed drink or not. Tubbo’s like 5’6” and has no alcohol tolerance! He got so wasted, omg

[@jotarogoosjo.1582]

"But I remember drinking all the ones my friend didn't drink" 2:19

[@Wired_User]

@@jotarogoosjo.1582 holy fk Tubbo….stop trying to get cirrosis!

[@icedcat4021]

5 drinks is not that much? Unless he drank them all in half an hour, he almost definitely drank far more if he got blackout drunk lol

[@christinek232]

hes 17

[@blubird2677]

@@christinek232 he's 18, he turned 18 last december

[@CardCatCardboard]

"A lot of laughing when you're drunk is just misinterpreting people" And somebody said "sum' sum' police"- and in a brilliant moment, of *word association*

[@_windy_day_4276]

I yelled "FUCK DA POLICE"

[@veroxi_]

"F*ck da police!!"

[@Some-Bird-Bish]

HAHAHA YESSS SAME THOUGHT

[@kaybadberg534]

FUCK DA POLICE

[@Sleepy_Lizard]

I yelled: FUCK THE POLICE!- FUCK THE POLICE!

[@evantherandom3169]

Being drunk, especially for your first time, is so trippy. Like, I don't know if this is how it is for people, but I will feel my brain telling me "Your vision is blurry." Then I'll look around with clear vision and say, "But it's not?" My brain replies, "No, your vision is blurry." "No, it's literally not though." "But it is." This back-and-forth continues perpetually, and while it's trippy, I gotta admit... It's kinda funny too

[@starstruckroman]

my vision didnt blur but it like. "lagged" almost, like if i turned my head too fast my eyes took a second to catch up

[@rotkiW9014]

For me it was like „huh, my anxiety is gone. Nice” And then all other social barriers began to fall, including the ones that I would very much prefer to stay there

[@lavgemini8544]

Bro am I drunk everyday? My 5 personalitys enjoy arguing all of the time

[@dakotaskong759]

The “throw up wok” IS KILLING ME 😂😂

[@alexhasabowtie]

Tubbo fried rice

[@dakotaskong759]

@@alexhasabowtie HELP 😂

[@casyailurophile]

"why am i thinking in diagonals?!" THATS SO FUNNY edit: omg??? 500+ likes!!!!!! thanks :)

[@casey_shroomz1235]

IKR

[@monie7516]

Someone needs to make fanart of Tubbo and his throw up wok 😂

[@rexdavies2150]

😐

[@ilovehotsinglemoms]

😐

[@me_mrinnite5158]

😐

[@BurNinGkOrOK]

😐

[@thefootcommits1710]

😐

[@csege123]

you know tom is one of his best friends when he sends drunk voice messages to him

[@UniqueDestinyCA]

2:36 you can see the how Tubbo takes this Aimsey interaction seriously. He gave her a golden carrot. Peace offering maybe?

[@UniqueDestinyCA]

Never mind, I watched the vod and he said that within lore he wants an apology from her and won’t forgive her and says that she’s taken everything from him. But he reconciled with Phil in character so at least there’s that. 👍🏻

[@other.sap6669]

I don't know why but the like wholesome-ness of you replying to yourself to not have any miss understandings instead of like deleting the message made me smile.

[@UniqueDestinyCA]

@@other.sap6669 Aw! Thank you for telling me! I really enjoy the lore, so I didn’t want anyone getting the wrong information because I know it can be tricky piecing it together, especially when it’s not part of a big event lore stream.

[@Swatikhandal-e9s]

"fetch me my throw up wok" - Ph1lza Minecraft 2022

[@randomperson4695]

5:51

[@silentglacierfang]

3:50, reminds me of like Thursday to Monday (yesterday) where for some reason, my brain decided it hated me and completely demolished my mind. Thinking was like trying to look thru a sandstorm and I couldn't focus on anything for more like a few seconds.

[@silentglacierfang]

On top of that, I had such bad depression (? I literally didn't want to have ever existed) that my body didn't let me out of bed for a few days and eating dinner + showering within a few hours of each other totally wore me out. Also, every time I fell asleep, I woke up more tired. Lowest point of my life so far and for no obvious reason did my brain decide to do this.

[@thatmarchingarrow]

@@silentglacierfang that doesn't sound good, hope you're doing ok now

[@JDactal]

I’m very curious about the drunk voicemails

[@leo_v8214]

Tommy's probably gonna tell us about them

[@outside8312]

If you haven't got paralytic and woke up in a bush at least a few times can you even call yourself a British teen. It's a rite of passage 🥳

[@infamousbeees2081]

Tubbo being a giggly drunk is extremely funny to me

[@grey8288]

Take it from someone with some experience throwing up hungover/drunk, a saucepan is NOT enough. Idc how big the saucepan is. You want a liquid-proof bag or proper big bowl.

[@Lkat.]

He was probably using the wrong word. It was likely a big pot, based on the way he described it.

[@BellabeeASMR]

It was a wok

[@imgonnaputsomedirtinureyedabs]

@@Lkat. ITS A WOK WOKS ARE GENERALLY BIG ALSO WOKS ARE COOL

[@Lkat.]

@@imgonnaputsomedirtinureyedabs um… I didn’t expect a big response like that but I’m pretty sure i don’t have that in my country so I have no idea what you’re talking about… I’ll look it up. Edit: yeah that makes sense.

[@imgonnaputsomedirtinureyedabs]

@@Lkat. nah man sorry I think I was just kinda crazy at that time I was just tryna enlighten u

[@chrispypotatoes]

as an introvert i’ve had a lot of people tell me they are amazed how much of an effect a few drinks have on my personality. i go from introverted and quiet to loud, bubbly, and constantly laughing and talking to people i’m usually too scared to talk to. people say that prefer my drunk/tipsy personality and that hurts but it’s also nice in a way because they say that drunk words are sober thoughts so good thing no one hates my personality when i’m not afraid to let it shine. idk why i wrote this but have a good day random stranger!

[@frozenyogurth]

When you get drunk a your inhibition threshold goes down, meaning you ignore a lot of fears you have regarding social interaction. See it like this: People like you when you aren't held back by your fears, which should mean that the fear of judgment is reduced as you already know you are still liked when you do/say things you usually would be too scared to.

[@leo_v8214]

Well... At least Tommy still has his youthful innocence...

[@LyThecreator]

@ashtonqloss also wine and he hate it XD

[@MindofEmbers]

Man said he was gonna smoke all the drugs in Amsterdam on April 20th. I don't think so.

[@leo_v8214]

@ashtonqloss and he spit it out

[@artypawsstudio8129]

Tommy at 17: "I'm gonna go to the club and the bar and gamble and do druggos and drink beer and get drunk-" Tubbo at 17: "I leik honey. Wait- I thought drinking vodka was like water? Wait-" Tommy at 18: "HJGVJHFHGFJFFGJUF NO- BEER BAD- ME WANT TUBBO- WILBY- PHIIIIILLL- DADZA-" Tubbo at 18: "HAD A HANGOVER- GONNA KEEP MIXING DRINKS- DUDE I'M DRUNK- THINKING DIAGONALLY- LETS HIT THE CLUB- I NEED A SAUCEPAN, OH NO-"

[@buhzs9663]

LMAOOOO

[@vanguardbreaker8826]

How the turn tables.

[@wik5339]

i physically cringed.

[@bleddynwolf8463]

the vomit wok

[@efrin1778]

freak

[@magicsasafras3414]

Wait tubbo had a purple drink... DID HE DRINK LEAN!!!!!

[@mr.cantillasz1912]

Well,he did, it's too late for that...😰😅

[@magicsasafras3414]

@@mr.cantillasz1912 damn

[@mr.cantillasz1912]

@@magicsasafras3414 🤷

[@coryrain]

I am concerned. Tubbo. Please. Don't drink lean.

[@aph1dqueen]

surprised how long it took for me to find a lean joke lmao

[@syahwhaz]

Tom must be very confuse from the voice record tubbo send

[@syahwhaz]

Wait when you look at the photo tom was right beside him so its me who confuse

[@-DumpsterFire]

nice English bro

[@fiyibomiolabode]

@@syahwhaz huh?

[@lizzielolz2837]

@@syahwhaz thats not tommy lol thats one of tubbos freinds

[@xx0kalechips0xx3]

@@-DumpsterFire not everyone’s first language is English.

[@PinGotStolen]

tubbo's now turning into a full grown man

[@big_sea]

yes

[@jut_dwaetoucher]

I remember the first time my cousin had alcohol on her 18th birthday, she got blackout drunk in the middle of a wheat field and I had to drag her back to her house 💀

[@well0you745]

why does everyone get drunk in a field at some point

[@criscosa80]

@@well0you745 it's a british tradition

[@well0you745]

@@criscosa80 i get drunk in a field at least twice a month

[@jut_dwaetoucher]

@@well0you745 💀💀

[@jut_dwaetoucher]

@@criscosa80 inni

[@lovelyalien1091]

IT FEELS SO DARN ILLEGAL TO SIT HERE AND WATCH TUBBO SLOWLY LOSING HIS INNOCENCE

[@57daysproductions]

I wish someone told me this before my 21st birthday. I had some mixed drink from Rainforest Cafe, a whiskey mixed drink, like half a bottle of Kinky Blue, and a bit of my friend's wine. I came to 3/4 times thruout the night, one of which I was literally scream sobbing at myself in the bathroom mirror. I was hungover for 4 days and severely dehydrated. Don't ever do that.

[@kesek1nd]

That's cause in some countries they don't really educate you about anything related to alcohol. When I was 14 my parents told me to never drink different alcohols together and only drink similar stuff together so I had no problem when I was first drunk at 15 Sry if my English is bad it's not my first language

[@57daysproductions]

@@kesek1nd Aah, yeah no, I'm American lmao. We aren't educated on shit. Also your English is fine :]

[@ItzMilez_]

Tubbo slowly turning into a man🥲

[@nosho8119]

when he said he was growing up, i thought about when he first joined the dsmp

[@MARSDOESTHINGS55]

Omg tubbo-- you crack me up lmfai

[@allonsyalonzo]

See tubbo is the type that gets drunk and goes all loopy and passes out. Tommy on the other hand...

[@carrot.9072]

its a bird! no its a plane! oh its tubbos innocence fading away!

[@xyl_zzd3385]

"Phil, I did alcohol. do you wanna hear some stories?" -Tubbo

[@cidila]

I always mix alcohol when I drink because is cheaper.

[@Laridae_]

My brother had his first hungover experience, he vomited EVERY WHERE and couldn’t move out of bed for two days and now refuses to touch alcohol My parents didn’t even know he was drunk, they just thought he got food poisoning or something, until they went to clean the vomit that they just got a fat whiff of alcohol

[@pears263]

Reminds me of the time I went to a bar underage and had an entire bottle of wine and then a shandy. My friends had to drag me home on the train and the fact I can’t remember scared me to the point of never getting blackout drunk again 😂

[@seuton6639]

Phil, didjew know it’s chewsday?

[@Amilol_]

CHEWSDAY INNIT?

[@animestar633]

new quote XD " I dont care that dream tweeted and then i threw my phone in a bush.. " -Tubbo 2022

[@animestar633]

EXTRA "but then i spent ages rolling around in the bush trying to find it but i didnt find it because it didnt actaully go in the bush it fell down next to me" tubbo

[@alextheprankstermind1894]

Yes.

[@Heatwavesonjune15th]

"I'm insecure" My brain: don't know what for

[@skla8580]

“And your turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or”

[@hrtzz4innie]

@@skla8580 “don’t need make-up.. to cover up”

[@1409ji]

"WHY AM I THINKING IN DIAGONALS?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!" -tubbo 2022

[@teleighaross7659]

Tommy putting 14 cigarettes in his mouth and nose and now tubbo blackout! What is happening to them!!!???

[@IndependentOreo]

Gotta grow up sometime

[@toothless104_]

poor Tubbo. mans has learnt something from his actions.

[@AlphanaII517]

My dude said he was "thinking in diagonals" 😂

[@lizzierules18]

He really is Dadza. Like, “oh, okay, you got drunk. First things first, DON’T MIX DRINKS.” And then EXPLAINS

[@tecaschristie]

HIM SAYING HE CANT SHOW US ANY OF THE PHOTOS OR LET US HEAR ANY OF THE VOICE MESSAGES JUST GET ME SO CURIOUS 😭

[@summontheemos5294]

This man drank so fucking much and dadza is like "Jesus, what the fuck my child" then just laughing at tubb's

[@polarpuff7491]

Now you have 2 different people Tommy(hates the taste) and Tubbo(this video)

[@MsCarmelar]

Poor Tommy just has drunk tubbo voice-mails from tubbo

[@zanzableps2065]

My first taste of being drunk wasnt even me on alcohol, I was on anti histamine due to a shrimp allergy and I started laughing at anything unfunny

[@lanegirl_214]

This makes me think of the time I ws 17 and got drunk at a birthday party. I don't know how i got home but woke up at 6:10 after my alarm shrilling for ten min on the floor fully dressed in my room and realized I had to play violin at the church at 9. I was still pretty drunk, so I actually made it on time (idk how nobody noticed anything, it was a miracle), but when I arrived there the hangover was hitting me with full force so I just secretly got a bit of the wine the Pastor uses in the Service and made it trough the service with a with a lot of of wrong notes. Idk why I told you this, but I regret nothing ^^'

[@taliya3653]

Never mixing drinks is good advice, I swear to the lord I woke up on top of my fridge.

[@morganseymour6349]

He said little cup of purple....did he drink lean? 🤣😂🤣

[@soupasaurusrex9631]

tubbo and phil are the most wholesome duo istg

[@twintastic_aly]

He sent drunk voice massages to tom oh no

[@tonsey]

Anyone else interested in the xp farm tubbo was waffling about?

[@TechnomedYT]

I sleep in the bush

[@MelissaCrossman-j3i]

“But they ran out” I can’t believe him he’s so funny 😂😂

[@strawberrycoww5233]

He’s in his alcoholic arc-

[@babidavi6910]

His face in the thumbnail is literal uncanny valley.

[@VoidMooMoo]

Mixing drinks is always a fun experience. We started off playing drinking games with cards against humanity and glow sticks, sang amazing songs, decided to go to the beach, walked the entire beach, almost fell into the sea, dropped my phone right next to the waves and had to race to pick it up before the waves took it away, played Pokémon go as I’m stumbling down the beach, acted sober as we passed a random child, played catch with glow balls, one of my friends dropped their vape in the waves and it stopped working, got into a lightsaber fight with a jet ski, watched a group of ten teenage boys taser a crab for no reason, walked said crab on a leash before setting it free, stargazed on those beds that were stacked up on one another, climbed in bed with a trash can, and woke up at 6 am to go pick up my friends who never came home. They walked all the way to a park and stayed there all night. Then we got doughnuts

[@bellemine9885]

No the bee boi is no more innocent and yet Tommy did not black out supriseing

[@Lexthewolfy]

I could never drink that much. Got drunk once and didn’t like it.

[@leticialeme5850]

The guy drank all the cider from the place bro

[@emilyrivera5571]

Everyone laughing at TUBBO's antics me laughing at chesday

[@Idk_Gacha__]

I wanna hear those voice messages he sent to Tommy, sadly we probably never will ;-; They’re probably embarrassing 🧍‍♂️

[@Bazinta]

The two type of people when they try alcohol: tommy/type 1: thinks its it’s disgusting Tubbo/type 2: *the vid-*

[@taywinterrock15]

I love your videos

[@Halls_YT_69]

Tubbo drunk arc lol

[@paytonlanzara8333]

the only thing i got from this was that tubbo and aimsey were being nice to each other- jkjk “wHy Am I tHiNkInG iN dIaGoNaLs?!”

[@normalguycraig]

"I had this little cup of purple" L...lean??

[@berryheartz6015]

Tubbo: I would never go into a club! Also tubbo: once got kicked out of a club for being too drunk

[@thewholesome6033]

This reminds me the first time i had a drink of alcohol, i was a crying wreck XD

[@kay-j2268]

Mixing drinks is one of the best and worst mistakes you can make

[@shadowgirl330]

"turns out it's tuesday"

[@lizzylemon5030]

Is drinking in a field like, an over 18 British experience? Because I’ve been drunk in a park but never in a field. I’m wondering if this is simply because I am 17?

[@m3rlincr0w]

Probably

[@m0zz4re11a1]

no it isn’t just over 18 i went to a party in a field and that happened but i didn’t drink lol. i suppose if you want to do it then the solution is do it lmaooo

[@lizzylemon5030]

@@m0zz4re11a1 there is a field right next to my house, I may have to invite a couple friends to drink there with me! 😂

[@jaye3992]

I think it depends whether you are in an urban or rural area. In my country it's very common for people who grow up on the countryside to go drinking in fields. My friends from bigger cities or towns didn't do that though

[@lilypad6780]

I've drank in fields lots of times I'm sixteen and Irish tho

[@ell13_]

“WHY CANT I THINK STRAIGHT? WHY AM I THINKING IN DIAGONALS?”

[@Marble_]

6:48 I am genuinely worried what those made tommy think-

[@kravenmusic170]

ive been there honestly i still remember bits of pieces of me being drunk i remember this part when i hit my head on the wall and i didnt felt pain

[@chukoyo]

British moment everyone?

[@Amilol_]

ITS CHEWSDAY INNIT?

[@TheGhostiestHatRack]

When you're drunk you become a sim who can't walk past a plate on the floor

[@fortseven754]

nice to know im not the only one who drinks and then gets mad at myself for not being able to think in a non curvy line

[@anthonym9977]

I am convinced tubbo can't control their alcohol intake lmao

[@_starr_]

NO THE LITTLE CUP OF PURPLE IS LEAN

[@superslicer6]

I'm imagining that someone found tubbo and dragged him to his house, knocked on the door, and said "is this your kid?"

[@lynnxx1744]

during lockdown i didn't sleep for like 4 days and i relate so strongly to what he said about being pissed because you can't think straight. i couldn't walk properly either simply because my brain was always 2 seconds behind

[@cassiethewolf1570]

Well now I’m glad that I’ve gotten to know that you should absolutely NOT mix drinks when going out drinking. Good information to have for when I reach the legal age to drink.

[@pofieofie]

pick up the phone phil >:]

[@carnowo]

When my brother got drunk at 18, he puked a lot, and my parents were PISSED and made my brother wake up early in the morning and clean the toilets (cus he puked in both of them) So tubbos parents actually being chill about him being black-out drunk is mindblowing to me

[@Im-a-Scorpio]

“Did you know it's *cHeWsDaY* ??”

[@leyalaatasto9096]

This is why I will never drink more than a few shots haha, I don't want to push limits

[@daniellewalker3565]

My American self sees this and immediately goes: Wait Looks up- How old is Tubbo And Legal drinking age in the UK Me: oh ok

[@fabellion]

it's so weird being like 3 years older than him yet still getting to experience what it's like to drink around the same time thanks to america + the uk's drinking age differences lol

[@starboi7719]

Honestly mood also nice pfp

[@fabellion]

@@starboi7719 lmao ty

[@kactus1889]

"I did alcohol" 😂

[@Marchpisces2004]

"I would never go to a club." 5 months later goes to a nightclub-

[@KamikiRyunosukeN1Fan]

Oh Tubbo- ... LOL

[@Mmouse.]

He should have called Phil🤣

[@rttnflw3r]

So tubbo is the funny drunk stereotype, nice

[@alexloones8483]

Tub “the chad” ubbo